I knew a fella called Ted, who slept with a gun in his bed

he dreamt one night
he got in a fight
and when he woke up he was dead

Cautionary tale I thought

Posted By: pants on March 23rd 2009 at 14:57:47

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I knew a fella called ken (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:47:32
- ban this filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:36:00
- oh dear (General Chat) - harry boulders, Mar 23, 15:29:16
- Thanks for the warning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 15:07:17
- There was a young man from Nantucket (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:51:15
  - filth, what happened to good old fashioned fun for laughter (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:53:46
    - I knew a stay at home lady called Luz (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:54:49
      - mine (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 15:00:45
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:01:13
      - There was a young feller called James (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:00:21
        
        oh I say! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:01:36
        
        Top Wrathing - keep it sick LOJ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:01:04
      - I believe it still exists in Eton...... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:58:32
        
        I knew a bloke called frank (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:00:44
        
        But that's horrendous, have you let the authorities know this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:06:29
        
        I think he was pissed off with people nicking his ideas and changing them (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:17:26
- What was his surname? I new a Ken who done that as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:48:22
  - Ken Coe was his name (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:53:18
    - Did he turn into granules or powder when he landed? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:55:22
      - Not sure, but he was ethically sourced apparently. Maybe that's why he went (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:59:38
      - I knew a fella called Ted, who slept with a gun in his bed (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:57:47
        
        It's nonsense, there is no afterlife, so he couldn't wake up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:00:14

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