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Anyone know offhand when Peter Thorne's juicy contract is up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:37:33
- June this year (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 23, 09:37:31
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 08:15:40
- I was talking to someone at work earlier and he thought end of season (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 22, 23:47:24
  - if its not I reckon he'll be gone anyway (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:50:38
    - Yeah, he'll be gone in the summer. If not, he won't play after the summer anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Feb 22, 23:52:10
      - that purchase is up there with the Cottees and Emblens (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:54:13
        
        Cottee for fact didn't give a shit (NCFC) - pants, Feb 23, 02:09:10
        
        You have proof that Cottee didn't give a shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 23, 09:19:22
        
        yeah, he left when he knew he wasn't going to get a coaching role (NCFC) - pants, Feb 23, 14:21:45
FAO: Willsnarf (NCFC) - tim berry, Feb 22, 23:30:02
The Scum in takeover talks!! what the fuck! who would want to buy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Feb 22, 23:01:33
- The story here (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 23, 09:00:59
- managed to get carlisle up dirty brown creek by the sounds of things.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 22, 23:12:39
- i'm hoping it's this guy taking another punt at this football malarky (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 23:07:33
  - I wish! - He can't show his face in Carlisle anymore ... (NCFC) - bjt, Feb 23, 09:11:18
  - that'd be funny, but it must be one of the creditors (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:13:01
Where the fuck is everyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Feb 22, 22:45:25
- Out, having lives. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 08:15:57
- IED is probably getting laughed at by some hooker in Amsterdam right at this very moment.. (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 22:59:09
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 22:54:25
To the tune of knees up mother brown... (NCFC) - ptcanary, Feb 22, 21:54:00
- Here's one for you, ptcanary... (NCFC) - tim berry, Feb 22, 23:45:14
  - is ptcanary short for Peter Thorne Canary? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:51:50
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETER GRANTS TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAN ARMY! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 22, 20:44:02
Priceless (General Chat) - Duck, Feb 22, 20:07:08
- hahahahaha the manyoo twat doesn't even seem surprised (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 22, 23:09:18
  - 4 years on from the first time I saw it I doubt it's an issue (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 02:14:08
anyone know how long the tram takes from Hillsborough to Sheffield Station? (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 22, 20:03:41
- 18 mins and you need the blue tram (NCFC) - scruffy, Feb 22, 21:13:13
  - ^^^ This man is correct. But if the weathers bad or you're bored waiting for a blue one (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:30:57
    - Get the fuck in. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:34:58
  - ^^^ This man is correct. But if the weathers bad or you're bored waiting for a blue one (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:30:54
- just out of interest (NCFC) - double hipness, Feb 22, 20:33:36
- 18 Minutes (NCFC) - Cradle of Liberty, Feb 22, 20:18:18
- Arizona Bay will be your man for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 22, 20:08:16
Oh really? (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 22, 19:22:59
- I reckon they would have taken the 10 point penalty if they knew they could stay up (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 19:27:05
the scrimmage (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 22, 18:40:39
- he talked a lot of sense (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Feb 22, 19:13:11
Poll (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 18:38:37
Eubank cauthes trouble in the thity (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 18:15:34
- remember Blair tells you it's a free country with freedom of speech (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 18:23:19
  - Wtf? Why did I not know about this? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 23, 00:39:17
Coventry and Luton games...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 22, 18:08:22
Genius, shear poetic genius (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 22, 17:54:54
Barca V Liverpool last night, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 22, 17:38:45
- What we all watching tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 17:54:33
  - Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Feb 22, 20:06:34
    - Incest survivor group. Brilliant episode. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 22, 20:31:10
      - Watched that one the other day. Very funny! Halfway through season 2 at the moment (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Feb 22, 20:50:13
        
        I've seen season's 1 and 2. Must pick up the rest now they're half price. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 22, 20:53:40
        
        they get even better as they go on, 5th series prob my favourite (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 23, 09:16:00
  - Question time and Ideal series 2 on DVD. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Feb 22, 18:09:36
    - Question time sucks! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 18:24:00
      - So do most of your posts. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Feb 22, 18:25:25
        
        haha, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 18:27:17
        
        I still think your a legend though..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Feb 22, 18:30:16
  - Dunno, what's on? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 17:55:41
    - uefa cup games, blackburn starts on itv4 in 10 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 17:56:57
- barca looked like a right shambles to me (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:50:02
"...right in the face..." (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 17:11:49
Fat Frank gag in today's Fiver (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 17:10:52
Is it true that Bill Oddie is a Scummer? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:52:41
- Blue and proud (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 17:27:58
- Shame, he taught me all I know about birds. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:12:47
  - what's that then? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 17:15:15
    - Well, like their Chuffs and that, y'know? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:22:01
- Ho, ho, ho, (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 17:01:33
  - to be fair, ho ho ho's are hardly his thing! (n/m) (Other Football) - Willsnarf1983, Feb 22, 17:10:12
- It would seem so... (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:54:18
  - Could Alan Brazil look more of a c**t? (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 22, 17:31:32
    - George Burley looked very camp even then (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:35:16
  - Love the way they clam John Peel. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:57:42
    - It's okay, I killed him! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:16:07
    - Sadly he became a binner after moving to Suffolk (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 17:02:07
    - to be fair, he did like Ipswich too (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:01:04
      - Yep, and me... (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 17:02:24
    - They have got Brian Cant, Keith Deller and Nik Kershaw though (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:59:03
      - WHAT? I'll never watch Trumpton, Camberwick Green and Chigley ever AGAIN (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 23, 00:34:38
  - Their grasp of 'famous' is somewhat different to mine (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:57:15
    - Mervyn King- Is there a more typical example of the average scummer? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 16:59:25
      - Is it the Governor of the Bank of England Mervyn King? (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:04:31
        
        or the bowls player? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:06:42
        
        Perhaps it's all three! (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:07:57
        
        ...who is the one who got the website.... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:07:50
        
        being as that one represented Norfolk tis a chance he may be one of us... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 22:25:37
        
        ...whereas your one has the wikipedia site..... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:08:47
        
        as I can't be bothered to look it up (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:10:06
        
        Eddie George. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:10:25
        
        I played against Eddie George (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 22, 17:17:30
        
        played what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:25:40
        
        hide the sausage (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 17:31:19
        
        do you reckon? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:36:34
        
        thank you (twice) (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:11:13
        
        you're welcome. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:11:33
        
        ...apart from this one, obviously. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:10:05
        
        ah that's answered my question too. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:10:38
is the fact that leon can't play on sat old news? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:48:05
- Nintendo WWii I'm afraid (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:50:10
  - nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:51:06
- Yep - it was a clause in his contract. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:49:35
The Judge hasn't posted since 11 December (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:45:14
- Peter Mendham innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Feb 22, 16:54:39
  - Who do we play on March 13th? ...go on puuuurrrrleeeeese (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:55:39
- i worry a lot about how we will know if a regular wotber kicks the bucket (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:47:25
  - do you really though? If so, you are wrong in the face. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:49:10
    - no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:50:18
      - the wrath stats archive is huge - in a room in York... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:51:48
        
        Three computer screen, but only two eyes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:53:03
        
        not since the op to improve stats collation... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:55:14
        
        umm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 17:09:14
        
        That's an even worse eye-to-screen ratio. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 17:15:32
LOJ - as it's Pete's Bday on Satdee - are you both out for the duration? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:44:29
first google images result for "wrath" (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:43:13
- oh, that's a shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:45:46
  - I liked it. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 22, 21:23:01
Hucks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:43:01
Question repeated in a more sensible place: The Judge (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:38:27
- was he not the same as sherryenema (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 22, 16:40:19
  - He was (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:41:39
Peter Thorne's dating agency - main ad (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:37:18
Slater - you still in? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:35:14
- That Chavez for you - note not another *Chav* thread (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:46:32
  - Ortega is now some kind of born-again Christian (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:52:26
    - He did win it (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:53:30
      - Yeah, that's what I read a few weeks ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:59:48
        
        nice to see you're seeing the light (General Chat) - Poirot, Feb 22, 19:12:59
        
        I disagree (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 23, 01:02:56
  - Bummer. Hadn't heard that. He does have reason to be very grateful to his army, mind (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:50:41
    - You haven't really taken your eye off Mr Chavez, have you? Really? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:53:38
      - And your opinion is what exactly? (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:55:41
        
        You'll be waiting some time (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:57:13
        
        Two sugars please (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 17:00:44
        
        Quack (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:56:28
      - And your opinion is what exactly? (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:55:34
    - I learnt a long time ago (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:52:32
      - What a wise old bird you are (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:54:35
- Oh yes, slater, and can you also add some links on Morales, Durkheim and Max Weber? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:40:56
  - Morales? More or less? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:48:33
  - Is there any chance of (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 16:47:42
    - Hooray! A good old fashioned WOTB BLLLLLUBBBBB!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:49:30
has anyone actually met OG? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 22, 16:14:56
- I do not exist (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:16:31
Caption Competition (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:14:12
- "It's a fucking QUICHE!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:27:11
  - Second place (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:17
  - who is? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:29:20
    - did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:29:54
      - learn to speak english and learn how to post (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:31:10
        
        Gosh! (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:32:41
        
        how racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:39:38
        
        In a kind not very racist way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:47:13
      - wrong place.........we know...........brom didn't.........did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:30:50
- Kid getting bullied "one day I'll be armed with a keyboard and I'll get my own back" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:23:40
  - Winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:32:55
    - Yeh, 'cos you're the self-appointed judge of everything in the world aren't you (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:36:43
      - Yup (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:37:52
        
        Sorry boss (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:41:54
      - quite liked him too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:37:39
- A typical day at The Wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:22:07
  - About as interesting as Kellman, must try harder and get out more (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:47
    - Yes, I know (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:48:49
    - Woops, Kelman (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:24
      - Woops, Whoops (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:49:21
      - THEY KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:35
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:44
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:56
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:44:08
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:36:47
- Steve was quite confident for a lad with a pudding bowl haircut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:18:39
  - Third (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:25
  - I believe that is an eighdies wedge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:19:54
    - You may well be right, I don't remember much of the eighdies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:24:04
      - I don't remember much, jive bunny lp, back to the future (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:26:47
        
        Ghostbusters. Did you see yesterday that I saw a Delorian the other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:30:48
        
        yeah, you missed the opportunity to shout great scott cos your like the sign outside a (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:31:50
        
        *you're* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:48:09
        
        WE KNEW! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:48:56
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:49:52
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:50:55
        
        No, thanks for clearing it up (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:50:10
        
        I do that lots. FOr e.g. when we were in Edinburgh last year. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:47:35
- pants to SIH (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:16:13
- CB41 is cornered by Old Git for pinching all his links (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:15:27
A thigh that's double its normal size (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 22, 16:08:37
- He now looks like ROberto Carlos (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 16:25:33
- Here's Peter after that nasty incident (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:14:19
  - Fuck a fold! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 22, 16:16:51
  - YE GODS - DON'T CLICK THAT LINK (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:16:13
    - Yeah yeah (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:17:08
      - Do you actually set time aside each day (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:21:00
        
        Three minutes to think that up? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:31:05
        
        Says the man who took TEN minutes to reply (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:33:12
        
        he's subscribed to Pant's lnk service (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:27:42
        
        link* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:27:48
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:30:37
        
        I didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:28:32
        
        did did did (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:30:14
        
        i thought it was Ink (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:30:12
      - (shudder) (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:18:32
        
        50 pints, aroused, you jump on that and land in the nearest river (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:19:19
        
        What if the nearest river is 150 miles away? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:23:49
        
        you'll luckilly land on a park bench, knocking and innocent baby off it's mums tit (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:25:36
        
        its (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:27:59
        
        I knew that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:35:35
        
        so did brom this time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:47:57
        
        50 pints would land me in the nearest hospital (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:25:21
        
        50 pints being the mark before you finally thought 'that' would be attractive (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:27:31
  - Got to be a photoshop (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:16:01
    - looks like a pic of some fat bird to me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:16:23
      - This is a photoshop, with cb41's best friend outside (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 16:18:24
- Precisely (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:11:40
  - He's clearly eaten far too much flan (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 22, 16:12:56
  - Hello Suggy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:12:24
When Old Git met Ron Jeremy (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:07:20
- Picture of Suckbad the Bender as he typed that (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:09:32
  - Yep, that's me.... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:10:58
'quiche' comes from the german kuche (cake) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:04:33
FAO AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:03:28
- Go away you silly old man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:07:40
  - Enough of that bullying attitude, thank you (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:12:03
The badge is the address line... (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 22, 15:58:15
Check out the Lets All Do The Marshalling here (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:53:19
- Absolutely classic (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:56:46
  - I think there is every chance of CB going through him (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 15:57:45
    - Now look here (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:01:10
FAO AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:51:51
- is a quiche that someone who doesn't know what they're talking about has called a "flan" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:55:35
  - you can not make a quiche with just one egg (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:08:30
    - you could make a really small one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 16:11:07
      - An omlette-ette (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:12:57
        
        like (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:50:39
      - But then it would be a (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:12:14
  - Fraid not. In the days before we went all (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:06:20
  - A man from the coal and shit stinking north pretending he knows about food (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 15:57:47
    - Better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:59:26
      - Not much better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:00:29
        
        In fact (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:14:38
- But I don't like onions. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:54:11
Lifted shamelessly from TWTD (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:26:04
- That is a brilliant clip (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:49:58
  - Peter Thorne wouldn't have been quick enough to score that. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:51:18
    - *sobs* (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:53:49
      - abscess, bit like fatigue doesn't mean safri is tired!!! (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 15:55:51
        
        Poor Saffs (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:57:22
        
        probably had nothing to do with it (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:00:04
        
        All they need is a cold shower and a brisk rub down with a rough towel (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:02:31
        
        Tell that to Chadwick (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:03:54
        
        I get cross every time I think about that (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:05:52
        
        either that or he just doesn't care :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:13:38
      - Peter Grant said that his thigh was double it's normal size, his bumbag with all his money (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:55:26
        
        That's very unfair (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:58:48
- That's what I do on a Satdee night..... (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:31:13
  - try this (Other Football) - south, Feb 22, 15:38:40
    - That has to be the (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:41:02
      - I have inside info on this (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:46:10
        
        Stil only a girlfriend? Isn't it time you made an honest woman of her? (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:49:25
        
        I have bred with her (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:51:22
        
        A public statement of commitment? (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:53:01
        
        Do you mean (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:55:40
        
        Sorry (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:59:59
        
        Now don't get in a grump! (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 16:01:24
      - What a bunch of wankers. They got their penance last night though, (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:43:17
        
        Now then Mr Brooke, what happened to your visit to The King's after the last match? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 15:46:20
        
        Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:49:46
        
        could be worse (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:07:52
        
        I share my birthday with Einstein (obv. not the same year). (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:13:32
        
        That's not bad, I also have Hakan Yakin, same year too! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:19:28
        
        Malandra Burrows out of Emmerdale, Louise out of Eternal (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 16:30:50
        
        Prick. That's better than mine, although I have got Handel(NOT handle) on mine too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:36:10
        
        Now that's what I call sharing your birthday. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:33:07
        
        She's nice. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:57:07
        
        It is my blubbers bday Sat , I'll fall over say I'll fall over. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:52:04
        
        Well I'm not carrying you home again.... (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:56:01
        
        Oh, go on. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:57:18
        
        less of the silly (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:57:00
        
        Oh fuck! (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:58:26
Well this isn't finding me a new job, is it. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:25:22
- Jobs are for the weak. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:41:36
So I'm cruising all the Jobfinder Sites at the present (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:00:27
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 15:54:27
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 15:46:50
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:07:28
- I am currently cottaging the property sites (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:04:59
  - George Michael style? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:11:22
    - No, I am merely looking to purchase of a bijou country retreat (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:13:46
      - cock, penis, tadger, old fellow, trouser trumpet - not cokc (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:14:55
        
        Trouser trumpet? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 15:18:42
        
        Are you blowing your own trouser trumpet? (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:24:49
        
        WE KNOW!!! (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:15:20
        
        except Brom, he didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:18:11
        
        No, I didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:24:57
        
        porksword, beef bayonet, purple-headed wonb ferret, pen15 not cokc (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:17:58
        
        Angry gentleman in the pink polo-neck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:21:03
        
        FUCK a BUCKET slater (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:24:28
        
        Crack cocaine man - so much more time to do things (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:35:07
        
        I meant womb. That bit above the vertical smile, man in the boat, honeypot, gash etc (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:23:29
        
        Vertical Bacon Sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:27:00
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 15:01:34
The best Savoury Snack available to mankind (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:51:28
- Scampi and Lemon Knick Knacks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 15:54:09
  - fannytastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 16:06:03
    - lol (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:15:31
- a flan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:01:00
  - You know as well as I do that flans are sweet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:10:36
    - *crowds howling with joy* PA "Goal time at 3.14 scored by No 5..........PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!" (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:14:50
    - Quiche + Humous = Raving homosexual (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 15:11:25
      - Only if its an Amyl Nitrate quiche. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:13:51
        
        Raving? Don't you mean ecstasy then? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:16:05
        
        he's referring to amyl nitrate aka 'Poppers' - the bumsexualists' stimulant of choice (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:48:16
      - Well he certainly knows his Nosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:12:05
  - Flans are shit and so are "Keeshes" (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:06:49
- Tofu (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:59:54
  - Gezundheit (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:01:05
    - My round is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:01:54
      - ALWAYS your round (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:05:25
- Morrisons = chav / scum (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:53:02
  - I love you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:53:40
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:55:19
      - Don't be fooled, COT, you're still shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:14:47
        
        Right, that's it, you're fucking dead! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:16:54
  - Obviously the '/' mean 'or', not 'divide'... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:53:29
    - it dew duntut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:54:14
      - Nothing chavvy about Rhyl Morrisons (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:58:12
      - What is the answer to chav / scum then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:56:43
        
        Leave the country? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:57:58
        
        Is it a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:57:17
        
        Chav / Scum = ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:58:01
        
        ME (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:11:24
        
        Chav x Scum - (Pikey + Pramface) = Gypo (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:01:03
        
        Oh! You mean a 'sum' like out of maths! - It doesn't make sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 15:00:49
So I've been to the hozzie, and apparently I have Aids Of The Everything (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:47:34
- I mentioned "A Chancer" to you before (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 15:06:09
  - I'm beginning to think you ARE James Kelman (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:08:42
    - if he is (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:13:38
      - One of the best books I've ever read (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 15:53:16
        
        You need to read some more books then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:54:28
        
        Well, I have - what would you recommend? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 15:59:14
        
        "advanced Homming" by O. Git (General Chat) - Old Git Feb 22 16:01 (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:01:48
        
        "Bad Blow Jobs" by Suckbad the Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:04:15
        
        agreed! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:58:46
- It's ok - they can just lop the everything off (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:49:02
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:57:23
I've just driven past a hairdressing salon named "Scissor Sisters" (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:44:58
- I wonder if the scissor sisters have gay tendencies. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 14:46:58
  - cutting! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:55:47
I've got a really good idea (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:29:35
- On Satday, why don't we boo Leon so much that he scores against us. What do you reckon? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:30:43
  - As he's not playing I am sure he won't really give a fuck. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 14:35:21
    - How come? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:36:06
      - Oh yeah. Int allowed, is he. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:40:07
      - When we sold him to Coventry, it was written into his contract that he could not play (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 14:40:07
      - He's deaf (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:36:47
        
        pardon (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:38:31
        
        HE'S DEAF (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:39:24
        
        HURRAH (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:42:05
        
        eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:46:53
        
        he said 'HURRAH' (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:56:01
        
        Ooh, yes please two sugars (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:57:30
  - How about "easy, easy" when we're one up after 5 mins? (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:33:34
  - I don't agree with all this "Don't boo him, you'll only make him want to score" rubbish. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:33:14
    - I'd agree but Alun Armstrong even managed it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:34:20
Get a load of this Thatcher fanatics! (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:19:09
- so was it her fault that it is cheaper to buy coal and steel from abroad? that would be (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 22, 15:05:07
  - This is too easy... (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:12:11
    - the labour force wanted to be paid more than a pittance (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:14:40
      - the miners were well paid compared to many others (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Feb 22, 17:20:20
        
        sorry, was meaning in relation to their foreign counterparts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 22:00:45
      - Spot on (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:21:52
        
        So the privatisation of BT was a bad thing ? (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Feb 22, 17:13:17
        
        so it was the unions' fault then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:25:53
        
        To the extent that the unions were doing (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:31:18
        
        Railtrack and Mr Byers ring a bell ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Feb 22, 17:16:04
        
        British Leyland and the striking unions - does that ring a bell ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Feb 22, 17:17:40
        
        Is British Airways heading the same was as British Leyland? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Feb 22, 17:21:28
        
        so the unions were doing what unions are supposed to do (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:39:09
        
        Motion passed brother (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:41:18
- Lets face it (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 14:51:33
  - that's the most sensible thing anybody's said today (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:10:38
  - That is an interesting point of view (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:57:10
    - yes (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 15:42:41
- You'll never convince them, anymore than you'll convince (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 14:33:03
  - Agreed. However it's nice to think of their tiny brains exploding (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:42:31
  - Like marrying Bender from Futurama? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:37:36
    - don't you mean The Joker? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:40:45
      - Is that your girlfriend? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:42:40
        
        no - it's your conjoined twin. You are joined at the cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:52:37
I've got blisters on the end of me fingers - they 'urt... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:40:35
- me too... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 22, 13:55:32
  - You must soak your finger in piss (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:31:42
    - If that is the case, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 14:34:30
      - I get sucked off a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:35:18
        
        by old men who smell like an old woman's loft and are a bit dank. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:41:30
        
        Can you give me their phone numbers? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:43:41
        
        999 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 15:10:55
        
        I never ask for numbers, or names, just say "Slater's rung again, usual place, usual time (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:56:52
        
        Can you leave your door on the latch when you finished with them, please? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:58:50
- tree (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:42:20
oh ffs, how many (Apart from 9) managers are even English. (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:29:17
- This bit stuck out for me... (Other Football) - Dr Baker, Feb 22, 15:04:15
- its the same in france (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 13:32:22
- Whilst hating to make wild generalisations, could it be because (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:32:18
  - No it's because the white man (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:25:01
    - That too (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 14:30:32
  - SLATER!!! OVER HERE!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:39:57
    - Why? Are horny and lubed up OG? (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:20:06
      - "you" (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:21:19
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:22:00
- 8 + 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:30:44
Top one could be specific to this board... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:22:03
- but did you do the Blair vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:23:48
  - No and I am Perfect Peter (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:24:53
    - did you ever get in with Pop? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:26:52
      - Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:30:31
Damon Alburn gets right on my Van Nelly's... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:16:50
- And whilst I'm at it let's add that pile of stinking arse wank that goes on about... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:30:15
- Panda! Long time no type..... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:19:18
  - As indeed do you, my floating friend... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:22:55
- Does he get tangled up in your tassle set? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:17:45
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:19:02
Right - I'm off up the Hozzie (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:10:02
- I had one of those once. Turned out to be (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:12:24
  - Oh cheers ever so for that (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:14:23
    - You're welcome (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:15:54
    - You're welcome - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:15:41
      - The old farts think alike (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:16:22
        
        Gitmendous (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:17:47
        
        CB41 - avoid aligning yourself with Gittie (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:22:28
        
        As Daphne and Celeste so memorably put it (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:23:51
        
        Y'all (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:26:34
- I've had floaters since I was eight. I have given them all names. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:11:40
  - That may be because you're a fucking nutter... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:13:51
    - Yes, yes he is a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 22, 13:18:05
      - shut yer neck, toolbox. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:19:26
    - Interesting, this swear filter (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:17:32
      - i think actually that the swear filter can't Fuck see capital letters (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 13:34:19
        
        ok, fucking suffixes work (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 13:38:25
  - You couldn't have used Rachel - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:13:44
    - If you follow the ones called Rachel, they do. But look up again and they whiz right up to (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:15:53
      - i like them ones (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 13:24:52
Posh Rob (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:05:34
- Well I heard him ask for a pint of 'Bombardeeeay' instead of 'Bombardier' once. Plus, I (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:10:37
  - That just means he talks posh - like (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:17:01
    - Alf Ramsay no longer talks. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:26:04
      - Ah but, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:27:27
        
        I can't be sure but it was a wild guess. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:34:38
    - I know, it is lazy nickname usage. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:18:53
      - Mind you, in Australia, they (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:21:18
- 5/8 (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:06:13
  - That's (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:07:26
    - not really, middle class really (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:07:58
      - Middle class? ugh!!! The swear filter clearly isn't working (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 13:10:22
      - So he should be called (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:09:49
        
        if you like (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:10:11
is there anything better than cloudy lemonade? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 12:59:28
- A symphony of goats. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 22, 13:23:27
- Blowjobs off girls aloud. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:05:42
  - The ginger one is moving into the next flat to me. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 22, 13:20:44
    - How long before she takes out an injuction, do you reckon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:30:11
      - could be 6, or even 7 minutes - Tuds is a bit slower these days. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:34:40
        
        *Norfolk man caught rifling through popstars underwear* (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 13:37:12
        
        'Girls Aloud star brands neighbour disgusting, alcoholic pervert after letterbox (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:40:28
        
        "Neighbour brands Girls Aloud star" (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:42:31
        
        'Girls Aloud star clears local Spar of Vanish, as drunken neighbour has complete (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:46:45
        
        The Spar?!!! Ugh!! pikey shop for northerners and scum! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 13:57:21
        
        You're going to have to work a lot lot harder for giggles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:01:55
        
        And where do you live dear old boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:09:41
        
        Yeah, harder than that as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:12:36
        
        Well if you can't even tell me because it's that ghastly (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:22:25
        
        he lives in Sheffield, and me lives in York (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:28:12
        
        * roman emperor "thumbs down" gesture * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:24:50
        
        iirc you've just saved his life rather than killing him... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 14:38:08
        
        I nearly added "QI watchers need not demonstrate pedantry" to the end of my post (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:41:33
        
        Imbeciles! (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:45:08
        
        Boooooooo. Awful. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:54:15
        
        oh, Mr Harris abounds! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:17:20
        
        ................................... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:21:45
    - Very bad luck to have a member of GA as a neighbour and then find (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:22:51
      - Harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 22, 13:34:28
        
        But true (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:37:27
        
        She's alright (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:06:36
      - Or like getting the best blowjob of your life.... (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 13:29:36
        
        Tuds has dined out on that story many times he says. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:32:51
        
        Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:31:24
      - I quite like the ginger one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:27:41
        
        Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:31:38
      - Best thing you've ever said on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:23:51
  - Hallo darling (General Chat) - Mrs Bay, Feb 22, 13:13:15
    - lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:13:48
      - Damn (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:17:27
        
        You've gotter get up earlier in the Ay Emm for that sort of business to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:28:15
      - Or Sih (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:15:37
        
        Or not... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:18:09
  - oh sarah (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:07:15
- The song by Alfie? cracking tune (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 13:02:17
- a plinth (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:00:18
  - Splendid word, beaten only by (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:02:18
    - smorgesbord (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:02:39
      - Benbicula (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:03:53
        
        Lunge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:05:35
        
        gazebo (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:05:49
        
        Splice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:06:44
        
        cow (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:08:22
        
        Mendacious (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:09:09
        
        Bauxite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:10:40
        
        peter mendham (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:09:38
        
        In the Big House. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:10:54
        
        with the soap (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:11:44
FAO BucksYella (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 12:55:10
- You said 'buddy' and 'quit' - thus, you must be Sugbad The Bad American. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:57:33
  - he is (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:59:25
    - Both are clearly English words by origin, if you know your etymology (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:01:52
      - Wouldn't you need a (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:03:29
        
        whooooosh, sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:05:07
        
        Etymology, entomology (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:20:11
I went to Goodison last night. It was shit. (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:46:57
- Last time I went to Goodison, there was a turd near the wall shaped like the letters "JPL" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:49:06
  - How do I do one of these petitions? I want to (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:53:13
    - Christ, I've done it again. That's supposed to be (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:55:20
  - That qualifies as art up here. Dress down Friday at work tomorrow, (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:52:50
    - 'Mufty Day' - 50p. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:53:30
  - That would have been deposited by Jean-Paul Luminescence the famous French scat enthusiast (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:50:45
    - Speaking of Krill (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:54:42
      - What will they call the next biggest speicies of squid they discover? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:58:36
        
        Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:02:06
        
        If they keep killing the poor feckas (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:00:32
        
        Excuse I, but what is all this 'feck, feckin' fecktard, feckface' stuff. I don't know. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:03:24
        
        Mucas (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:04:33
        
        Mucus?, muckers? ??? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:13:29
        
        supermassive blackhole squid (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:00:26
- you coming down this weekend you old soak? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:47:55
  - Not sure if I can make it. The earliest train gets into Norwich at 4.15pm. (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:50:04
    - Can't you fly from Liverpool to Stansted? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:55:02
      - I'll have a look. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:56:37
        
        ok (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:57:52
Right fuck this you pc do-gooder muslim loving arsecracks (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:44:33
- I hope you're in business class with the champers, well away from all the scum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 13:01:47
- Go for it dude (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:49:52
pink un name that team (NCFC) - south, Feb 22, 12:42:50
- but easy(ish) when you know the answer! (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Feb 22, 12:46:55
  - forgot both lonees (NCFC) - south, Feb 22, 12:48:10
    - Dudley Moore (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Feb 22, 12:52:00
- ... (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:45:08
Whoever dealt it smelt it (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 12:34:09
- Other way round (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 12:34:45
- binner (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:34:37
  - deathwish river diver :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:43:32
next person to start a new thread is a binner (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:33:04
- I put things in bins (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:38:24
How much is your council tax? only respond with "9" if yer a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:26:29
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 15:47:17
- £895.89 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:40:38
- £1250 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 13:36:17
- £150 pm.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 22, 13:17:45
- Ugh!! Such disgusting language! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 12:54:11
- £110.00 per month except for February and March when it is nought pounds. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:33:58
  - Acksherly, I think mines like that too - £90ish pcm for 10 months anually. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:36:03
    - ^TRNS: Actually, I think mine's like that too - £90-ish pcm for 10 months annually. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:39:09
      - Pickyist (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:42:43
        
        I know, my Virgo-list-pedant head pops up occasionally (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:44:46
- £1300... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:33:26
  - Try removing the (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:36:36
    - Big old house... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:37:30
  - because you live in a pooves palace ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:35:26
    - Inflatable Elvis', yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:36:11
- £132 per month (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:31:43
- 1000 euros/year (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:31:16
  - Al Murray pub landlord..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:41:59
    - No jokes: an Al Murray gig. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:42:41
- £40 per month, the house it's £160 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 22, 12:30:57
- £90 a month (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:29:19
- 100 a month (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 12:28:53
- Actually, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:28:44
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:27:49
- £64 per month (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:27:42
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:27:32
- about £1100 (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 12:27:04
IED, if the only sha* you were ever going to get in your life.... (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 12:20:49
- die a virgin (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 12:22:11
  - you must be a Homo then (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:24:45
    - Rumours, private life, refrain... (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 12:27:48
it'd be funny if he got killed (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:19:11
- Not sure you'd ever find out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:26:05
- "Bloke does his job" - is that fucking news? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:24:10
  - R U & the Ant Hill mob up Kings Satdee? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:32:18
    - I am, Al is, Steve is, Andy is - not sure about Gilo and Posh Rob (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:36:59
      - Does bent up face always lurk by the door? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:38:25
        
        No, he usually sits at the end of the bar near the wall or at the small, round table in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:40:24
        
        Is that two or three people? i.e. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:47:00
        
        It's three. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:53:06
        
        I don't think it's mandatory. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:55:40
        
        I see (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:01:45
        
        How does a deaf bloke know (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:44:10
        
        he can tell by his reflection in Biggest Glasses in the World's glasses - he then calms (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:46:12
        
        Go for it dude. Us (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:48:09
        
        Oops, wrong place. I'm a fecktard. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:49:30
  - That's be the genes from the Hewitt side of the family doing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:28:36
    - Conspiracist (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:29:59
  - yes, every thing is news to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:26:24
  - When did that happen? I missed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:24:47
    - at half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:25:53
      - Which = 4, which is 1600 hours, and half of 16 is 8 (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:34:16
      - Ah, that's why, I was (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:27:04
- Not sure (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:22:27
- That would make oy larrf. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:22:26
- Fucking hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:20:41
  - i meant funny peculiar ironic (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:26:15
Doodleh Mosque. Why on earth would (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:14:45
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:05:09
Mrs Thatch (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:58:32
- LEGEND!!!!! (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 22, 13:03:37
- Dogsh*t would have been more apt (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:08:38
  - and yet certain sections of the working-classes did very well under her government (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 13:00:14
  - The UK is still doing OK at the moment (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 22, 12:30:18
    - There are many who would dispute your (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:31:30
      - Your opening statement is correct (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:34:29
        
        That was my point. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:41:13
  - Yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 12:15:39
    - From that response you must be (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:23:14
      - Mugabe - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:26:09
    - Blair's will obviously be made of bullshit. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Feb 22, 12:17:53
      - As should that of (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:24:01
  - Or, indeed, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:13:20
    - Here we go. Army Boy will be on soon, any sniff of Thatch and he's here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:15:00
      - too right (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 22, 13:12:02
YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK! (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:57:50
- Blubtastic (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 12:00:18
  - Nien (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 12:01:55
    - Nein, you mean (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 12:32:25
- That'll be a blub (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:58:58
  - No, just plain old cyber bullying (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:59:41
- Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:58:49
I am considering starting an online petition to (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:38:27
- Bloody bot? (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 11:40:51
  - Yes, that's what IED will have when I've finished with him tomorrow (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:53:26
    - We arrive 10:30 outside the Heineken Brewery (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:53:57
      - Heineken!!!! Why???? (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:20:08
- There is a protest going on here at the moment (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:40:37
  - Quick, everyone to York! It's National Kick-A-Student Day! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:44:55
  - Do they need any extra padlocks? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:41:53
    - I think they've got plenty (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:43:56
    - If that's your bag I can provide a link... (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 11:43:40
  - rolf (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:41:20
Anyone got tickets to IOW festival? Cos I just did... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 22, 11:32:08
- great island imo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 22, 11:33:15
  - Blackgang Chine is alright (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 12:51:59
- Is Hendrix playing ? If not, I'm not gonna bother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:33:04
how much tax-payers' money has gone towards christian buildings in the last 10 centuries? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:24:33
- £6.72 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:25:27
- Back to the petition for one brief moment (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:33:10
  - Cracking post slates!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:14:03
  - Hmm. Not sure. A bit of that, but also they believe the media and think that what is being (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:35:57
    - and growing provocative facial hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:38:43
      - And then hiding it under a burqa n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:39:36
        
        quite (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:40:41
        
        Irony. Thicko. (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:42:37
        
        ask yourself 'in what way is facial hair provocative' (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:44:31
        
        Kick my butt. Just there... (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:46:26
    - Are you in PR? (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:37:12
  - Thhhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaaaack! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:35:49
- Depends why, though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 11:29:24
  - 100% with you there, Mein Herr (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:30:49
    - well i'm not (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:36:46
      - Yes, I agree with your views on teaching of religions. However, what (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:44:13
        
        as long as it looks nice (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:45:19
- how much tax payers money is piled into the church who protect and house kiddy fiddlers? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:27:45
  - Are you a member of the Next Generation Gym? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:28:37
    - nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:30:33
      - are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:30:42
        
        Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:32:07
        
        how can you afford it being a poor student? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:33:17
        
        £44 and your membership can be frozen (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:36:13
        
        FORTY-FOUR POUNDS A MONTH??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:39:33
        
        Haven't the university got a gym? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:41:35
        
        Doesn't have a swimming pool (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:42:04
        
        And it stinks of shit too (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:42:10
        
        Along with the rest of the North (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:55:54
        
        I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 12:59:14
        
        Maybe the abolishment of student grants was a good idea (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:41:12
        
        By cutting down on the amount of football matches I go to (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:43:19
        
        fucking hell (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:47:06
        
        I don't think the Barbican has a pool (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:48:55
        
        I will have done when Dave was in York (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:54:32
        
        or swim in the Ouse (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:55:53
        
        Did you fall in? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:57:54
        
        no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:01:19
        
        I almost cycled into it the other day (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 12:02:41
        
        it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:54:50
        
        NGG is very convenient (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:55:29
- Yes, they want it, they can fund raise for it (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 11:27:24
  - They'll hardly build a Church of ENGLAND church in Istanbul would they ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:30:11
- And how much money plundered from "savages" after they'd killed them, in the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:26:24
It's like Radio 4 on here sometimes (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 11:19:59
- Frank Gallaghers rant in the last episode of shameless is absolute effing genius (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 11:35:07
- sorry - missed the thread (NCFC) - fleckmatic, Feb 22, 11:28:20
  - I'm not aware that there's a Waitrose in Crouch End (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:33:09
  - i was eating a croissant (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:29:39
- haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 11:23:53
- This is a very middle class, middle brow board (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:23:53
  - Oooh! Get her! (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 11:29:19
    - It's not full of 'blacks' though... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:34:15
    - You made it clear that your self-proclaimed "feeling of dread" (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:32:24
      - Enough faffage old feller (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 11:35:36
    - Just ask them to pronounce "Dudley" and you can tell which will vote for it ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:31:35
  - i'd love to see an upperclass ncfc board (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:25:39
    - Small's your man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:27:15
  - I'm not. I'm council house trash. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:24:31
    - Only by origin (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:26:31
- Only cos the Thetford lot aren't in today ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:20:28
  - Do they have mosques in Portugal? n/m (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 11:21:44
    - No, it's the only country in the world which bans Islam (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:23:37
      - What? Thetford is a country? n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 11:26:32
        
        The locals seem to think so (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:28:27
IED, does this mean (General Chat) - barclay bitch, Feb 22, 11:19:35
- he'll need to run that by his parents first (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:22:18
  - Can't be shagging those foreign birds, Dave. No idea where they've been. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:24:06
- Yes, he's got a date with me tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:22:17
  - Of course, Van Gogh museum or a blowjob in the Vonder Park? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:24:32
    - Vondelpark. For a fondle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:26:48
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:21:38
I am off to Amsterdam tonight! (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:16:50
- Coach + penty of alcohol = pain (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:21:42
  - Anyone know how much duty free fags usually cost? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:26:59
    - Make sure you take ID (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:32:50
    - THERE IS NO DUTY FREE WITHIN EUROPE (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:28:53
    - don't think you can bring them home with you (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:28:37
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:31:58
  - It's a can job (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:23:53
    - You will be soooooo sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:25:03
- wow (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:21:29
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:23:33
  - You can't be drinking that foreign muck, Dave. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:23:06
- So you'll be pissed by the time you leave the City of York?> (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:18:06
  - Hopefully (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:20:49
Crap strike rate (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:12:40
It's race time (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 11:06:52
- Caucasian? n/m (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:20:43
Do we sue Chelsea then? (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Feb 22, 10:43:13
- yes of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 10:47:57
- If everyone stays schtum (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:44:31
  - racist (n/m) (NCFC) - coney, Feb 22, 10:50:39
Equal pay for women tennis players (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:35:10
- More people watch mens' tennis that womens' tennis (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 11:02:40
  - Is that true? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:05:20
    - I reckon it's probably true. I watch men's tennis if there is a (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:09:48
  - *than* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 11:02:51
    - WE KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:07:19
      - I didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:10:22
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:32:18
        
        Ficko (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:19:17
        
        Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:16:38
- The geezer final is the 'highlight' of Wimbledon... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:54:14
  - Will the doubles now ask for equal prize money ? Each ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:55:08
    - Do the mens beach volleyball union to kick up a fuss too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:56:25
      - IS there men's beach volleyball ? Yeeeeuch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:58:05
      - No, because that isn't tennis (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:57:15
- Lots of Homo's watch Tennis though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:39:30
  - But so do rugmunchers (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:40:14
    - Careful OG; Rugmunchers are Homo's (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:41:58
      - You were clearly only using it to mean men (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:44:31
- They should play 5 set matches at grand slams then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:38:54
  - But the point is (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:41:45
    - But if they want equality, then they should admit they are up to the mens standards (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:43:30
      - They are equal in terms of generating money (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:45:27
        
        Shouldn't they just become models if that's the case? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:47:28
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:50:33
        
        No (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:52:09
        
        Well, I agree the grunting is a bonus - helps the fantasy - but surely if (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:54:34
        
        If you go down winding roads, only winding roads will follow you (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:22:50
        
        posted that in the wrong place :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:26:49
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:36:15
  - ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞� ��∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:38:53
    - Doesn't play anymore I don't thinkl (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:40:39
Can anyone guess where I'm going this afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 10:20:41
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:22:50
  - congratulations, you have won a present - heres you receiving it (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 10:23:52
    - Is that really F Panda? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:25:05
- Sidcup? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:22:02
  - and heres your present for playing along but getting the wrong answer (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 10:25:13
    - Lovely, cheers (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:26:27
Shit, shit, shit... (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:15:20
- Worthy *always* played his best available eleven in cup games (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:32:58
  - " big clubs not taking them seriously" (NCFC) - mr carra, Feb 22, 10:42:45
    - Well, fair point (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:47:43
  - What about the Chelsea replay, BC? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:35:50
    - Don't remember who played in that one ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:45:46
- LOL! What kind of filter censors shit the second and third times, but not the first? (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:16:35
  - A shit shit filter (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:24:20
- drat & double drat (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 10:16:34
- Earnie's injury (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:16:08
  - By playing him game after game... (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:19:16
    - Isn't that the same as Safri then? (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:32:44
      - Better to do that than risk injuring him if he was knackered (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:37:16
    - That's a bit unrealistic isn't it? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:30:44
      - I think we have done that (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:39:31
        
        And then we get dumped out of cup by Tamworth and everyone moans about devaluing the cup (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:41:19
        
        Earnshaw didn't do anything in the Tamworth game (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:42:00
        
        No the point... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:53:38
        
        And we'd have been 400k worse off. However.. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:56:27
    - We're not f***ing Chelsea you know (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:25:16
      - Is this your new target? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:26:49
        
        pants, don't start. When grown-ups disagree it's called a discussion. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:47:55
        
        is that you responded "I am not sure I agree, why is Earnshaw's injury mis management" (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:50:56
        
        Why don't you spend the effort on your own writing style ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:57:31
        
        I was being genuine, I don't understand why you had to be obnoxious in your response (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 11:02:39
        
        tit (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:04:25
        
        Another grown up response (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 11:05:05
        
        Bit of bumping and barging there, could be a Stewards' Enquiry after this one (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 11:06:48
        
        Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd they're off (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:54:45
        
        Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:56:50
        
        Aw, bless! Don't worry pants, I can look after myself... ;-) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:30:12
        
        I agree with you btw (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:35:03
      - And we're not fucking Swindon either (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 10:26:23
        
        is thaat bigfellers shortest ever post? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:27:03
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 10:31:35
I resigned today... (General Chat) - BucksYella, Feb 22, 10:12:12
- I'm in the same boatish (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:15:31
  - Get over it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:21:46
    - shan't (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:23:47
      - Bovvered (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:24:16
        
        Not really (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:25:34
  - What, have you bought your regiment? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:17:33
    - nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:21:40
      - Gis a job then? (General Chat) - BucksYella, Feb 22, 10:25:08
        
        woddyer dew (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:25:52
        
        I'm a Produzer for Disnee (n/m) (General Chat) - BucksYella, Feb 22, 10:32:50
        
        can't help then sorry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:33:53
        
        V Good :) (General Chat) - BucksYella, Feb 22, 10:36:25
  - Also rumours that we are about to be sold (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:17:17
    - That is how it started (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:22:41
      - Somehow I don't think I can afford to buy (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:26:06
        
        snot over till the fat bird sings (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:28:25
  - I'd just had enough... (General Chat) - BucksYella, Feb 22, 10:17:13
I want to be Professor Pat Pending or Red Max loj... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:08:39
- I am the Prof so you can stick it up your windsock of a jacksie (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:15:12
- Well it's difficult to change now, you can swap with someone but only if they are willing, (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 10:11:38
  - FAO: Klobo (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:29:31
  - I am Peter Perfect... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:21:11
- You will get what you are given (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 10:09:14
  - Shut it Bummy (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:12:22
blimey. is this picture a bit scary? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 10:02:49
- I hope flem does ok there (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 10:13:25
  - Yes, I'm sure MLJ and Neil Emblen are with you on that one (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:18:13
  - He did a great job for us for years (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:18:06
Nice to see some optimists emerging last night. The Squeaky Bum Time League now looks (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 09:59:20
This Dudley Mosque Thing-Now Am I Being Naive, But...? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 22, 09:56:30
- I think if the muslims want it let them pay for it themselves through fund raising (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 10:24:50
- MP... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:04:38
  - I Know-Bloody Hippies Eh? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 22, 10:06:13
    - I@ve come to the conclusion in this whole multi-culturalism thang... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:12:02
      - True... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 22, 10:18:46
- I couldn't give a fuck about muslims (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:59:17
- Yes & lets have home & away fans sitting together as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:59:12
What rotten fucking luck: Official SMS - Marshall to miss rest of season. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 09:51:35
- Shit. Grant is not having much luck, is he? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 09:57:10
  - What's the official line on saffers og? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:22:33
    - fatigue?????? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:31:27
      - What is "fatigue" then? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:35:16
        
        When the body can't function to the best of it's ability (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:37:52
        
        Oh, I see where you're coming from (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:50:31
- That's why I am worried about relegation, everything we are trying is conspiring against (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:55:15
  - Squeaky Bum Time (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 09:57:29
- Not rotten luck at all ... (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:52:27
So who was your favourite Wacky Racer, WOTB = Wacky Racers (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:49:55
- Here are all the images (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:11:11
  - Fukkern long time since I was a "Sarge" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:31:54
- Ring A Ding was one of the Ant Hill mob, wasn't he? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:03:52
  - sorry ring a ding is the car - you are Prof. Pat Pending. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 10:07:09
    - Ah yes, much more realistic (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:08:40
- liked them cavemen with the bolders (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:03:19
- I'm classed as the same as XXL16?!?! (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 10:01:07
  - FP you are Rufus Ruffcut & XXL is in your team & there's a plan, he will sit in the back (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 10:05:35
- Disappointed I didn't make Dick Dastardly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:56:10
  - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:02:56
  - You are Wile E. Coyote. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:58:40
- chortle (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:51:07
‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼� ��‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼� �‼‼‼‼‼‼? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 09:47:47
- pontious pilot is alive and well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 10:25:16
  - Pontius Pilate (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 10:36:36
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 10:50:06
- Agree. How Can He Say That? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 22, 09:50:52
- ...and, far more importantly, what are those squares doing in that title? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 09:48:48
  - and the message text is all boldy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:49:28
  - squarist (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:49:26
Eager anticipation damped (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 22, 09:41:17
Ridiculous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 09:32:23
- But they look nicer and therefore they sell tickets and bring in TV audience (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:05:23
- Yeap completely (General Chat) - TheFineCity, Feb 22, 09:55:49
- Mauresmo was on equal pay anyway (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 09:53:19
- I reckon they should give less winnings to men and women, and then give them (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:50:58
- gobsmacked (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:42:47
  - Equal pay for three fifths of the work. As long as that idea doesn't spread... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 09:45:44
    - like women in all walks of life, it's not what you know (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:47:00
      - You reckon the Wimbledon chief has had a blowy from Shagapova ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:51:41
        
        and that frenchy who looks like a bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:53:06
        
        Maybe she threatened him (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:56:45
- The women should get more (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 22, 09:34:57
  - I can kinda understand that argument... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 09:37:36
For further reassurance... (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 09:31:50
- Boooooooooo! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 09:49:35
- good (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:36:19
doctors have just diagnosed me as having a little known disease (NCFC) - south, Feb 22, 09:16:55
Good set of fixtures this week??... (NCFC) - loz, Feb 22, 09:13:49
Ha ha. Just seen this one (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:13:37
- just some information i recieved from a source who may, or may not, work for Archant... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 11:56:08
Is this Eagle they're talking about on twtd? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 22, 09:13:03
- Imagine it was Bally Smart... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 09:14:24
  - Bally Smart, never seen him play, a good 'un coming thru? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 22, 09:16:46
    - Haven't seen reserves for 6 months or so... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 22, 09:17:26
      - last night (NCFC) - hucksleapingheader, Feb 22, 09:21:07
2 tickets - Keane @ B'ham NEC tomorrow night (General Chat) - Aylesbury Canary, Feb 22, 09:12:22
Now if he does get back in... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:06:10
Dudley Mosque (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 22, 08:28:45
- Are there petitions to stop public spending on churches ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:06:42
  - During the Spanish Civil War (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 09:43:21
  - What about synagogues and bhudist temples. Must be even handed (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 22, 09:27:57
    - I think that's Steve's point (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 09:44:54
      - Exactly. If they petitioned against all equally, I would sign cos (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:54:13
      - 'disenfranchised ' (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 09:46:51
        
        Is the Muslim religion a franchise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:48:00
        
        Yeah, they have a big green M over the entrance (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:54:41
  - Cos if there are, I'll sign those (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:06:51
- racist (n/m) (General Chat) - coney, Feb 22, 08:44:57
  - how can that possibly be racist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 08:45:42
    - I think you mean religiousist (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 22, 09:28:38
      - Unless a load of Muslims were entering a race around the Mosque (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:41:36
      - Sorry, he means religiousist (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 22, 09:30:13
- Dudley Moore (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 08:38:38
  - The Seven Dudley Sins (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 08:56:40
FAO Berlin Canary (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 22, 08:03:46
- FFS. Next thing you know, they'll ban whaling (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:07:21
- Expect spam from the Dear Leader ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 08:18:10
  - I used my tertiary email account... (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 22, 08:20:37
- Morwenna Lytton Cobbold has signed it, which is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 08:12:53
  - I see some half-wit has capitalised the second letter of his surname ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 08:20:23
    - Ø (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 08:46:37
    - That's the kind of attention to detail you get from one of Norwich's leading designers. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 22, 08:24:06
      - 'one of Norwich's leading designers' - an accolade indeed, why, thank you. I fucked up (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 08:28:41
greeno the journalist (Other Football) - roland rat, Feb 22, 07:18:41
- Ugly bastard intut (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:09:38
- Not bad, given the drivel players usually come up with... (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 07:30:01
All the usual waffle now online at... (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 22, 07:02:21

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