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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

So... (General Chat) - Felia Cox, Apr 20, 23:54:28
- I would be a Garibaldi and would be sucked off by Natalie Imbruglia (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 08:34:25
iPod help required.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 20, 23:34:40
- Anybody remember the Sony Walkman ? (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Apr 21, 01:53:58
  - The Sony Walkman is now a 20Gb machine of great beauty. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 09:29:36
  - I'm still fond of the shoulder-mounted ghetto blaster myself (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 08:39:03
- plug it in until its charged (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 21, 00:25:37
- try installing it again (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Apr 20, 23:35:55
  - genius (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 23:38:25
    - i know (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Apr 20, 23:41:37
      - wouldn be on a par with,"you may as well delete the database and start again" (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 23:52:15
        
        that was never proven (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Apr 20, 23:53:52
Whatever happened to (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:43:32
- I know... (General Chat) - snowman, Apr 20, 22:51:09
  - Who is he now? Or isn't he. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:59:58
- Changed his name to (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:47:32
more obscure lyrics (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 22:30:37
- BMX Bandits - Rimbaud And Me. It's on the C86 album. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:33:11
  - very good (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 22:36:11
    - OK. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:42:20
And while I'm on the "disturbing but funny" theme: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:28:27
- a ring ring ring banana phone (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 23:10:34
  - Mr. Lizard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 23:11:47
- I like that. Although I'll probably wake up screaming at 3am. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:40:50
  - No need to swear, sir. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:41:41
FAO Tudders (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:25:45
- FAO Tudders (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:30:23
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:31:20
- What were you looking for when you stumbled across that? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:28:50
  - There's an honest, innocent explanation for the whole thing. Honest. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:29:30
- Quality bit of Torvill and Dean. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:27:05
Anyone like The The? Just put some on and now I'm all angry with the world again. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:18:45
- Naked Self (last CD) is the muts nuts (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Apr 21, 08:57:35
- the hardest band in the world (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 22:20:58
  - Try thethe.com (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:23:35
- Yeah - very good - have the first 2 or 3 LPs at home (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:20:56
  - Actually, possibly not the first one - that was a bit crap. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:21:50
    - Soul Mining is ok, but Infected is the daddy. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:23:19
      - Haven't heard much after Mind Bomb, although I believe he's still going (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:26:30
        
        Yeah, he had an underwhelming spell at Carrow Road last season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:27:17
        
        Good arrows! (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:29:38
- you got a stutter Tudders. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 22:20:44
  - Studders tutters. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:25:24
- Saw them at Glastonbury once. Enjoyed them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:19:37
  - True to form, I've just put on Infected. Classic. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:22:20
Song lyrics - can anyone get these? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:56:25
- Easy (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:11:20
  - Evening Creosote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:11:37
    - Creosote? (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:16:48
      - Had to laugh at the message on your blog asking you to remove the photo of Prussia Cove (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:19:21
        
        Seems unlikely doesn't it? (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:21:40
- Bob Dylan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:05:26
  - Hmm "council houses" maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:07:07
- Is that Rik from The Young Ones? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:01:50
- Sounds like Billy Bragg to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:00:34
  - Don't think it's BB. Not Pulp either (tudders is thinking of Common People I guess) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:04:28
    - 80s indie. From Bristol. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:07:29
      - "Quite obscure" Even Google came up blank ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:08:50
        
        Oh alright then ... "criminally obscure". (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:09:30
        
        Brilliant Corners! Blimey - I didn't know *anyone* had *ever* listened to them (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:12:45
        
        Oh dear... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:15:10
        
        Didn't know The Kaiser Chiefs liked them. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:16:03
        
        Not being funny, but they're described as "twee-pop". (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:17:47
        
        No, The Brilliant Corners weren't either, really. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:18:53
        
        Worthy should sign them it would improve our set pieces (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 22:24:00
        
        I've been to Paradise... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:14:27
- Sound like Pulp? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 21:59:38
- Tribute to Nigel Worthington? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 21:57:20
Anyone watching that programme on BBC2 ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 21:32:09
- Yeah. Democracy rules. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 21:37:39
  - I've been to Baku (General Chat) - Pompey_Yellow, Apr 20, 22:02:09
    - dont get Suggy going..... (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Apr 21, 01:56:38
    - But have you been to Bukkake? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:12:45
      - I've been to Paradise... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:23:11
      - Where's that? I just Googled it.....oh mine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:18:50
        
        A girl I used to know went there quite often. Said it was usually quite warm. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:21:01
        
        Anyone want to buy a laptop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 22:20:43
        
        Throw it in the sea. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 22:23:55
Best song lyrics: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:31:21
- Haha! Brilliant. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:14:00
- Actually it is a universally accepted truth (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:09:50
- When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 22:04:46
- Jilted John (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 21:52:33
  - that was a classic, I also found Heelo John gt a new motor very amusing (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 21:55:11
  - Haha, used to love that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:54:13
    - i suppose you know (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 22:00:00
      - Yeah ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:08:09
      - The terrible thing is... (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 22:01:44
- 'a war widow in a laundrette, washing the memories from her threadbare grey coat'. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 21:41:47
  - Marillion, Threshold, Adnams please (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:46:35
    - The offer of beer was to Otto. Your prize is your pride. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 21:47:58
  - They'll never get it in a marillion years! n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - DICKY, Apr 20, 21:45:06
- Has to be HMHB (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:39:47
  - Or: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:44:01
    - Or : (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 21:56:32
      - Or: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:59:01
        
        Rofl - what ever is that from ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:00:57
        
        Should be Go! Team. But isn't. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 22:06:33
        
        Excuse me! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:08:49
        
        It's "Footprints" on This Leaden Pall. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 22:06:10
        
        Recognised the Footprints poem - my mother in law has it on a fridge magnet ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:07:30
        
        Indeed - only have some of Leaden Pall. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 22:06:53
- Pulp! (General Chat) - DICKY, Apr 20, 21:37:01
  - I love it, Pulps lyrics reminded me of when I was a kid. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 21:51:46
- Nothing by The Hoff? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:35:31
Re: post about all time best song lyrics..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Apr 20, 21:27:56
this is what earnie will do if he scores at cardiff (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 21:16:26
- That'll be number 1 in Denmark next week. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 20, 21:40:13
- PMSL - that sir is genius - I have to keep playing it!!! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - DICKY, Apr 20, 21:35:38
- love it ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jethmeister, Apr 20, 21:24:13
- I will watch that every day forever (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:23:28
Famous Danes with funny names (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:16:04
Esbjerg - Br?ndby 5-2 FT; return leg next Thursday (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:54:08
- Lego 3 Carlsberg 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:01:43
  - Bacon 0 Hans Christian Andersen 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:02:14
    - HCA was from Odense as are Steeno & Helveg (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:05:57
    - Little Mermaid 4 Pastry 1 (big surprise there) (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:02:57
      - S?ren Kierkegaard 3 Niels Bohr 2 (AET) (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:04:48
        
        Carl Theodor Dreyer. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:09:02
        
        Might have known you'd get that one - seen any of his films? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:17:13
        
        Yeah, a couple. The Passion of Joan of Arc is brilliant. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:22:20
        
        Never seen anything by him (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:32:54
        
        Would love to! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:34:21
        
        Not sure if one can just drop in (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:37:30
        
        Who beat Sandi Toksvig on away goals. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:09:27
        
        I was about to put her down... (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 21:10:54
        
        Wish somebody would. (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 21:21:41
        
        Go, name another famous Dane (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:06:31
        
        Viggo Mortensen 3 Lars von Trier 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:08:28
        
        Lars Ulrich 1 Bjarne Stroustrup 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:08:50
        
        Piet Hein 4 Tycho Brahe 7 (what an unbelievable game) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 20, 21:09:26
        
        Did you cheat for all those? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:12:57
        
        And still didn't find Karen Blixen (Out Of Africa) (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:14:40
        
        Whigfield. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 21:07:24
        
        Swedish wasn't she? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:11:11
        
        Aren't they all the same ? (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 21:22:05
        
        So the Danes would have it ... (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 21:24:16
FAO Otto (Other Football) - Tweedy, Apr 20, 20:31:46
- No - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 20:42:25
  - Looked him up - intriguing ... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 20:44:11
    - apparently a pro footballer (Other Football) - Tweedy, Apr 20, 20:49:25
      - Often happens (Other Football) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 22:05:23
Waterloo Road (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:10:01
- homophobe (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 20, 21:01:40
- No more than I feel like smacking you for even watching it (NCFC) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 20:45:45
  - It's good to watch though (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:55:34
Can see Boro conceding more (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 20:01:29
- wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Apr 20, 20:52:35
  - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 21:04:37
- I turned over to the Snooker after 15 minutes of that and then came on here (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 20, 20:05:31
  - I am watching Phil Taylor getting his arse kicked, I want him to win though. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 20:07:01
Did this board not work yesterday or was it just me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 19:41:03
- It was down all afternoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 19:43:41
  - Hello Mr Angry (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 19:54:58
    - Are you OK Small, did you see me a trifle annoyed? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 19:59:47
      - Yep. I did wonder what the kerfuffle was in the River end. I left on 75. It would have bee (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 20:03:53
        
        It's very sad isn't it, I am just not going to say anything in future can do without the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 20:05:55
        
        I'll be forgotton about by the start of the season, even if he's here... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 20:11:09
        
        On this season's evidence, until the opposition score (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:12:45
        
        True. Hard to say what people will feel in three months time... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 20:18:29
        
        I might be prepared to give him time at the beginning of next season.. (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:22:10
        
        *It'll* not *I'll*. Allthough i might be (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 20:12:31
FAO Otto: Could be Esbjerg in the final - 3-1 v Brondby (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 19:39:43
- Come on Br?ndby! (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 20:01:05
  - Still 3-1, second half about to start. Still got to play at Brondby (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:04:05
    - 4-1 Freddie Berglund (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:40:48
      - 4-2 (Absalonsen) - cracking goal from corner of penalty area into the *near* top corner (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:45:57
        
        5-2! Freddie again (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:52:08
        
        Or as Br?nby's website has it (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:49:26
        
        Wonderful (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:55:51
      - Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:42:44
    - Laudrup for manager! (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 20:19:35
      - HaHa (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:27:20
        
        Elmander playing for them? (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:29:22
        
        Yes, he is - ploughing a lone furrow up front (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:37:54
        
        Sounds better than Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:38:49
      - I'd play him ahead of Thorne if he hadn't retired (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:22:59
    - Gizzus as phonetic spelling then (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 20, 20:08:28
      - Something like brunboo (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 20:08:59
Someone posted a GTA Ipswich pic last week (NCFC) - Cockhead, Apr 20, 19:20:20
- Try this (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 20:26:17
  - Nice One - ta (n/m) (NCFC) - Cockhead, Apr 20, 21:34:49
whos going to cardiff? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 19:19:32
- A motor mechanic (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 20:03:37
- cardiff (NCFC) - rocky, Apr 20, 20:02:44
- Jason Koumas if Delia dont get her cheque book out (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 19:22:37
  - they bounce.especially when shes on top of fat director michael foulger! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 19:25:04
    - And people use your name as the epitome of idiocy. Shame on them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 19:58:13
- Nigel Worthington (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 20, 19:20:23
  - to stay? be a dream come true (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 19:21:52
I went to Bucharest with a group of Oxford and Cambridge boating fundamentalists... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 19:12:15
worthy out (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 19:05:35
- How are you angry man? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 19:06:29
  - fine tar mate.pleased we gave worthless some stick at last (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 19:13:19
Took my girlfriend to the Carribean on holiday a few weeks back (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 18:15:59
- Yaaaaawnn... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 19:28:03
  - time to go,Brom is still here (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 19:29:31
- I heard she likes Italians - never lets a day go by (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 18:16:43
  - House point awarded (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 18:55:35
  - scroffle (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 18:19:03
I went to the US east coast (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 18:10:30
I went to Romania to hire some snooker equipment (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 18:06:00
- I went to Finland on a skiing trip the other day... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 18:10:54
Anyone read "The Traveller" by John Hawkes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 18:01:52
- Yes. It's a bit silly but quite readable. HOWEVER,... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 20:08:26
Let's sign a 27 year old utility player (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 18:00:22
- He can sign him for Wednesday next season if he wants... (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 20, 19:33:52
- OH FUCK OFF WORTHY YOU CUNT!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 18:03:31
  - he must be quality if he spent so long at Wrexham zzzzzzz (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 18:05:34
    - Luton fans quite like him (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 18:08:51
      - he's got pace according to our programme v Luton (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Apr 20, 18:35:11
      - At least he's played nearly every game this season (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 18:14:02
        
        dont forget Hux, Mckenzie (the Conqueror), Svensson, Ashton, Earnshaw, Steady Eaddie (NCFC) - oh arr, Apr 20, 18:37:25
        
        Most of which had pedigree (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 18:44:08
      - he is meant to be quite good - apparantly T&T's most creative player (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 20, 18:13:37
I went to Pat's Caff yesterday, I was going to order an all-day breakfast but I didn't (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:49:14
- i had a wank last night and... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 17:50:09
I tried to name all the original crew at a Star Trek convention in North France last week (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 17:43:35
- Spock (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:45:13
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 17:47:35
I was in Italy last week and accidentally bumped into a girl in the street (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 17:42:42
- I met a girl in Bulgaria the other day (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 17:46:22
  - I met a bird in Thailand last week... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 17:49:29
    - It said "Aaaaaaachoo!" and you ran like a bastard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 20, 17:53:18
      - i reckon one day he-shes will take over the world! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 20, 17:55:36
    - I wanted to meet a mate in Thailand but they wouldn't let me in (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 17:51:54
      - I went to the Russian Embassy in Reepham last night, knocked on the door and said ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:53:18
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 17:54:06
Tomorrow night at 5.43 I am going to put a daisy near The Kings and then go inside it and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:34:11
- Ou est le Dave en France? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:37:14
  - He is cavey (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 17:38:35
    - In a potholey kind of way? Or a Bad Seedy kind of way? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:39:27
Who's body had been chain sawed to pieces in the noos? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 17:32:53
- *Whose and *news? Graham's I think (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 17:35:47
  - I'm in shock, don't be beastly (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 17:38:04
Gives new meaning to the phrase "I'll crack your walnuts" (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 17:31:37
- Not nice, not nice at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 17:37:27
I just went to the Middle East to do some shopping (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 17:23:26
- My wife broke her leg during our holiday to Indonesia. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 17:24:48
- How many hours were spent thinking that one up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 17:24:01
  - quite a few minutes, have to admit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 17:24:27
Who else thinks that Wolves will be Green's last game for City AND... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Apr 20, 17:22:57
- Clubcall said Pompey were going to make a ?3mil bid if they stay up! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 17:34:41
  - ?3m......give us the money now Mandaric!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Apr 20, 17:36:13
WTF is doing an ayatollah? (NCFC) - romayellow, Apr 20, 17:18:18
- I think (NCFC) - double hipness, Apr 20, 17:41:25
- did you sort that itunes lark? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 17:24:12
  - Thats what i did himmers, (NCFC) - romayellow, Apr 20, 17:40:20
    - don't mind em (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 17:43:47
      - Saw them (NCFC) - romayellow, Apr 20, 17:44:45
        
        yeah wanted to, but missed em last time (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 17:52:41
- Sounds like a panic buy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 20, 17:22:21
Bored at work (General Chat) - Kev, Apr 20, 17:05:17
- www.dailyhaha.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 17:10:10
- mousebreaker.com - alrightish (n/m) (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 20, 17:07:51
Does that lad whose uncle died on the Belgrano still post on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 17:02:10
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 17:04:29
  - Sorry... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 17:04:41
    - I thought he might have a new name or something. (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 17:07:48
      - Whole stack of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 17:09:17
        
        Stoopish was the main one (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 17:14:22
Right, with all this rain I am off to plant my cock to see it it will grow! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:53:43
- Sex offender (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:54:29
  - I know I am but what are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 19:47:04
  - yeah, you big nonce loj! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:55:38
    - Yeah you big Ashton!! (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 17:26:43
The wife went to a gig in the Far East the other week. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 16:44:53
- I took my wife to a wife swapping party in Jamaica.... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 16:46:32
  - I'm going to North America to propose to my girlfriend. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 16:48:23
- Picked up an STD in the West Midlands the other day. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 16:45:51
  - Redditch is an absoulte shite hole... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:47:44
    - Why single redditch out from the west midlands? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:51:06
      - As some of it is quite nice... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:53:39
        
        lol (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 20, 16:58:09
        
        Says the man openly backing Worthington... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:58:51
        
        i was gonna (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 20, 17:03:26
    - Oh I don't know (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:50:04
      - Didn't live in Redditch... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:50:50
        
        Touched a nerve there I think (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:54:43
        
        Don't start... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:56:11
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:57:45
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:55:10
  - I went to India to open a butchers shop. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 16:46:42
    - I went to the vet and said told him I have an Islamic dog (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:49:12
      - Nicely delivered (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 16:51:52
        
        Its hard to wrath on the sly when work needs to be done (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:54:07
        
        Don't get it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:52:25
        
        'MUZZLE HIM' - OWLBOY! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:54:37
        
        A bit faster and you'll beat thora hird on her stanna stairlift next time (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:56:40
        
        Who stainks of weewee because the stairlift takes too long (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:59:54
        
        Dead or alive? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 17:02:21
        
        stinks, of course (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 17:00:04
        
        Muzzle him (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:53:23
        
        Regret asking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:53:52
        
        muzzle him (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:53:16
        
        Muzzle... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 16:53:03
    - Is this why you don't often do the jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:48:25
      - I went to a pop music convention in a city in Hawaii (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 16:49:33
FAO tudders: Did you enjoy the documentary on Orwell last night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 16:37:09
- I love that river, especially when it's turgid and swollen (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:37:59
Pink Un Name that team (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 20, 16:32:15
- who the hell was Crockmore (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 16:44:20
- One of the kids - Culverhouse was pretty much a shoe-in. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:38:30
  - I only need the LCM... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Apr 20, 16:44:36
    - Gossie (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:47:57
      - Crook? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 16:49:11
      - I was tempted... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Apr 20, 16:49:05
        
        big lump of a defender or striker he suited our stlye of play. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:51:24
- Louis-Jean (n/m) (NCFC) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:38:12
- Dave Phillips (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:37:34
  - What the hell was he doing at right back? Cheers. (n/m) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 20, 16:38:46
    - Getting ready to score another "Right foot rasper" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:39:35
- Fleming (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:32:54
  - Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 20, 16:34:05
    - Try a player who was a left footer, who scored many goals from midfield in our Premier (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:40:41
      - bollox to ya all (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:41:31
    - John McDowell? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:35:12
    - Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:34:56
      - 1991, vs Charlton in the Rumbelows Cup, not last week (n/m) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 20, 16:37:51
Worthington: Gallacher has a future at Carrow Road (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:31:45
- never mind (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 16:35:09
  - Oooo, a stalker - how exciting (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:48:08
- Are you not renewing then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:32:32
  - As in me/worthington (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:34:44
    - Saw it. Just thought I'd put it out of it's misery.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:37:13
- Player Manager? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:32:18
Anyone off to Cardiff via the Train (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 16:24:29
The bloke on Deal Or No Deal today is from Norwich.: (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:21:55
- And he was an arrogant slimy wanker... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Apr 20, 23:50:01
So which song does have the best lyrics? Come on you board musos. (n/m) (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:17:10
- Time For Heroes by The Libertines or I Love You (But You're Green) - Peter Doherty (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 17:05:44
  - thats a mouldy peaches song (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 20, 17:15:49
    - nah both of them written by Peter Doherty... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 17:46:45
      - also check here (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 17:52:51
- This one will do at the mo (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:41:20
- Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 16:36:25
  - The first song to get to number 1 after I was born. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:44:14
- "Hello, you fool, I love you" (General Chat) - Small, Apr 20, 16:30:38
  - That's just stupid - Roxette your head off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:32:21
- Seriously, though, it might just possibly be O'Malley's Bar (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:29:25
- If fashion is your trade, well when your naked I guess you must be unemployed, YES. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:29:10
- From the Wirral's own balladeers... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:28:52
- and i wonder if they'll bring back national service and the birch (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Apr 20, 16:27:28
- easy... "Its hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed " out of... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:23:49
  - Thought you'd've gone for "mammy and pappy down by the banana patch" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:25:49
    - banana splits (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:47:36
    - it wasn't me that started that old crazy asian war (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:27:19
      - malkybird - for country you cant beat (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Apr 20, 16:29:33
- Got it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:23:44
- the best lyrics ever are these...... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 16:23:32
- Joe Le Taxi. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 20, 16:21:13
  - Why don't you shut the door & close the curtains, cause your not going anyway, he's coming (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:23:04
    - we're having sex without cumming (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:50:03
      - I must say, that had not really crossed my mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:52:30
  - Good choice. (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:22:49
- Brandon's not allowed to vote since the answer patently isn't anything Doherty wrote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:18:27
- Is it just one line, or the song as a whole? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Apr 20, 16:17:52
  - The whole song but if you think one line can carry the rest of the song then that counts (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:19:26
    - "It's only the children of the fucking wealthy that tend to be good looking" (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 20, 16:26:32
How good are Nine Black Alps? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:14:20
- never been a grunger (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:16:04
- Average, at best... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 16:15:50
- fooking awesome - saw them at the waterfront in october! (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Apr 20, 16:15:43
- 9 (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:15:21
I see that U2's 'one' was voted the song with best lyrics by the people of Britain.. (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 15:57:45
- probably cos some good looking bender has covered it recently (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:08:17
  - Close... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Apr 20, 16:15:37
    - good like, just knew their wouldn't have been any thought in put into the poll (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:17:58
- are you doing the beer fezzy tomorrow evening half moon half biscuit? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 16:04:25
- have you given up on mcveigh pots? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 16:02:20
  - They won't give it to him even if he gets the most votes. So yeah. (General Chat) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 16:12:39
- He's a lyrical gangsta (Pandarer) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 16:00:51
EoM, NG.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 15:50:46
- Looks good (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 15:58:14
- cliickable... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 15:51:47
2 things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 15:49:34
- 1 thing, go and see Cord in campden tonight (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:50:47
  - What sort of moosic? Name a bit wank and I have no money (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 15:53:38
    - Theyre not that good - I saw them in the Arts Centre in Narridge (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 15:56:54
      - Anyone who plays an 'Art Centre' you can guarantee to be average or below (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:58:46
        
        I saw Supergrass at Norridge Art Centre in about 1993 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 16:15:20
      - They bloody are (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:58:44
        
        Is it indieschmindie and where are they on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 15:59:43
        
        However "The Pistolas" are quite good - have recently been signed by Fierce Panda Records (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 16:01:03
        
        I know but not heard anything by them yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 16:01:44
        
        Average (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 15:59:39
        
        If they turn out to be someone at Island will look a div for (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:05:44
        
        Record companies are often wrong, wouldn't be a first... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 16:07:50
When I were a lad (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 15:12:49
- like/ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 15:13:17
  - Proper footballers living in proper houses (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 15:31:50
    - sounds proper shite (n/m) (NCFC) - jaymzb, Apr 20, 15:40:29
dum di dum di dum! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:03:01
- You have scared everyone away with your toilet humour. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 15:08:17
  - Said to a mate the other day "I've got to go to france to do a plumbing job" (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:11:30
    - I told my mate in the pub that the missus was going to the Carribean? (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:14:45
      - at least mine was original (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:16:11
        
        I'd heard your one before... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:23:52
        
        where from? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:26:31
        
        A friend... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:29:11
        
        oh, I nicked it off chucklevision a few years back (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:33:22
        
        Isn't one of them a perv or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 15:51:19
        
        I am going to see the chuckle brothers this weekend at the Theatre Royal (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 15:36:19
        
        You know they're not really called chuckle? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 15:44:59
        
        Are they not, I thought that was their real surname, are they brothers. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 15:59:27
        
        What you'll be needing is... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 16:19:16
        
        god help me! please (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 16:21:40
        
        ....... (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 15:46:46
        
        andy hughes with a tash (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:49:13
        
        Shouldn't Worthington and Foley be in Cardiff? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:38:56
        
        Thief (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 15:35:56
        
        Hail to the thief! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:39:06
For the older posters... (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 14:32:24
- I will let you know in July.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 15:22:35
- The wrong date must have been entered in my Birth cerificate then, I do look young (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:34:41
Has anyone else got a Pink-un? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:28:06
- Oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 15:51:37
- I have (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:29:54
- Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 14:29:37
Whatever happened to Snakey, he come on here started a caption comp & then went again. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:18:31
- he's in the grass (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 14:24:26
  - adder thought that might be the case. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:26:53
    - Vi pers the question then? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 14:30:05
      - You have me flustered now Camcan, I envisage you with A coBra & Garter snake in your (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:41:55
        
        an' a Condaleeza Rice portrait above the mantlepiece? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 14:44:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:46:11
        
        dreadful (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 14:44:59
        
        The worst ones are the best... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 14:48:15
  - They dont call him snakey for nothing!! (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:25:58
- Been kidnapped and used for sex (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 14:20:37
  - By me (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:22:41
Too much colourful language on here today (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 14:17:08
- I use to love Rainbow, it was on the other day I believe! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:19:16
  - Bet you wouldnt like a Rainbow kiss though!! (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:22:29
Maybe WW2 but... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 14:11:20
- i thought that had been deleted (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 14:26:25
  - hahahahahah (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 14:29:16
    - Stoopish (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 14:32:39
      - and the hidden page... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 20, 14:40:48
        
        *rubs thighs briskly* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 14:42:20
- Robert Swipes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 14:15:32
  - Wet wipes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:17:32
- I quite like the entry on... (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:15:25
- 64% chat (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 14:14:08
  - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:15:38
Fierce Panda are you there? (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:11:02
- In hiding since I walloped him at pegball (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:09:59
Worthy and Evening News prepare us for defeat on Saturday (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:54:14
- Thorne's injured? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 14:29:38
  - I think a ball may have hit him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:42:32
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 14:37:23
- I prefer this news story... (NCFC) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 14:05:54
- 3 IMO... (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 20, 14:02:45
  - and ML-J (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 14:03:44
    - Jism Bliar (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 14:04:23
      - on fire. n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 14:05:06
If Green goes you'll have to change the banner at the top of this page. (n/m) (NCFC) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:41:29
- I'll do the jokes round here if that's alright with you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:43:16
  - pants (n/m) (NCFC) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:44:51
    - ILOVEIT (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:47:44
      - I bet you do cremation boy... (NCFC) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:57:05
Goose-stepping...im probably asking for it DUCK!!.... (Other Football) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:37:34
Bet this gut will be high on Worthys summer shopping list (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 20, 13:33:41
- Is it a big gut? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 13:35:57
  - you're confusing him with Shipperley (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:39:52
- Well he will need all the guts he can get to show his face back here next season lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 13:35:56
- Judging by the last 5 frees, we'll fork out 50k for him (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:35:34
- I bet you he's not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:35:34
  - Is that cos by the time worthy's back off holiday it will be autumn? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:36:08
Good Afternoon Everyone (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:32:58
- ILOVEIT (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:33:30
  - Are you loaded??? (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:36:21
    - bloated more like! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:37:18
      - How very attractive (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:37:54
        
        Mmmmm (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 20, 13:43:52
        
        lol, caught again. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:52:56
Is the new Championship season (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:28:54
- I can remember when it used to start in December and finish in mid-January. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 14:01:42
- do we *have* to talk about next season already? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 13:35:20
  - Agree (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:37:14
    - Three months break - seems long enough to me (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 14:56:27
- No - started on the 6th this year. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 13:30:14
  - we were 2 points off the play offs at 5pm then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:33:02
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:34:23
  - Some would say it hasn't started yet. Others would say it finished that day too. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:32:13
    - It does seem to have never really started (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 13:52:39
  - but I thought that was because of the World Cup... (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:31:36
Dog toffee (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 13:22:17
WINNER! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 13:16:06
- Minger! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 13:17:40
AB, you ready yer great big bender? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 13:00:12
- I am, I'm logged in, old love. What now. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 13:02:01
  - Assume the position. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Apr 20, 13:04:38
    - .... (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:10:57
      - thats truly orville (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:14:00
        
        my joke earlier didn't get the credit it deserved (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:14:36
        
        Believe me it did. (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:21:04
        
        If anything it didn't get the barracking it deserved. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 13:26:05
        
        as souness you saw it, you were wise to ignore it? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:31:27
        
        Lol, very good. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 13:33:08
        
        If you two want to Shearer joke with us, (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:34:55
        
        I am going to todorov to the Lua Lua for a shittu. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:36:10
        
        On your own, looking all Forlan... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:37:49
        
        Charmin (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:38:34
        
        Lua roll? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:43:42
        
        With a Cech pattern ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:46:30
        
        White (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:58:48
        
        Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:00:03
        
        Black (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 14:01:21
        
        Green (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:04:34
        
        Redy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 14:06:02
        
        * Reddy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 14:06:14
        
        Gray (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 14:08:46
        
        Indigo (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:14:07
        
        Idiakez (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 14:14:45
        
        Hmmm the Drury's out on that one... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 14:20:08
        
        lol I had to laugh, sadly. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:24:19
        
        druryout on jimmy juan, or the indigo one? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 14:23:29
        
        druryout (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 14:26:21
        
        he went one better (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:34:33
        
        didn't see it (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:17:38
        
        oh (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:17:50
        
        lol, sorry didn't mean to steal your thunderpants. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:19:38
      - I'm not going to open that at work. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Apr 20, 13:12:33
        
        puff (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:25:23
Here is why I don’t support Worthless: (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 12:46:45
- who gave Green his debut against the Binners at CR ? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Apr 20, 18:46:47
- Whilst in the main I don't disagree with you... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:50:17
  - Thank you for taking my points on board, I wish it was different. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:03:30
    - Have you made friends with the man behind you on Monday yet? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:25:44
      - The man behind me was backing me up, it was the people below me who I always argue with (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:28:32
        
        ah saw you lose your temper with someone (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:30:52
        
        Thank you, It makes me so sad though, I just want to go & enjoy it without all the hassle (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:33:12
        
        have you still got your away games veto in place? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:38:50
        
        I have not even been tempted, oh for the days of seeing us getting utterly outplayed & (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:54:05
  - that doesn't make it right (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 12:53:09
  - i would say a good way for him to keep his job would be to fix that (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 12:50:58
Southampton. Is It Me Or....? (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Apr 20, 12:46:03
- brilliant one step back for 3 steps forward thinking (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:04:45
- must have a decent wedge to spend as well (Other Football) - otbc2006, Apr 20, 12:51:53
- yeh well worth a bet...seem to remember both myself and pants... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 12:48:29
- It's more due to Woodward's (and the bloke he brought in) lessening involvement. (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:48:24
  - just think we could have lost a couple of the management team and (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:17:27
Just got over 200 for the first time on Stick Cricket... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 12:30:50
- Been there, seen it, done it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:58:52
  - ...blubbed he didn't get a mail. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:59:32
    - Not a blub, simply pointing out a fact. I'm sick of how little work you all do (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 13:01:09
      - kiss my chuddies (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 13:07:21
        
        MWAH! (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 20, 13:11:02
      - Working as posting - just have to read the kids a story every now again... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 13:04:05
- Good work (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 12:32:32
  - 5 :-/ (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 12:33:05
    - I'm a bit spastic at thole stick cricket. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:34:28
      - Me too. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:36:12
        
        you need to play late against them (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 12:37:44
- *round of applause* (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 12:31:56
  - Hehe... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 12:32:40
    - Getting there slowly... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 12:41:05
      - My best is 213-6... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 12:42:29
        
        mine is 248-0 set today (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 12:46:29
        
        Yeah well Im just sad and need to get a life lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 12:44:08
        
        Probably, yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 12:44:41
        
        Oh well it passes the hours at college (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 12:45:21
Why won't Jayson (sic) answer about where he lives? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:21:10
- Check this out... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:25:59
  - Hmmmm (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 12:42:38
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 13:08:04
    - Preston away, I end up sat next to this geezer who doesn't go often. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:50:53
    - There is one - sits in lower barclay Block A (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:46:01
      - I saw one in Oxford the other day. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 20, 13:11:43
      - Is that Jason, the manager of the Prince of Wales ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:58:52
        
        Don't know (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 13:01:20
  - I think he's probably genuine, but lives in the US (hence the name (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:32:04
    - If so he was posting at 4:30 in the morning US time (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Apr 20, 12:38:55
    - Doesn't stop pants though... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:34:14
  - lol (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:31:17
If a team ties on points and then Goal Dif (Other Football) - conker, Apr 20, 12:15:27
- the one with the prettier-coloured strip (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 20, 12:19:16
  - Wall-pissing competion. Highest wins. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:21:59
- most goals scored (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 12:18:09
- Paper Scissors Stone. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:16:58
If a team ties on points and then Goal Dif (Other Football) - conker, Apr 20, 12:15:26
Website updated (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Apr 20, 12:08:59
- Totally wrong though. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:13:16
I thought this was a good post - (why was it considered fishing?) (NCFC) - coldplay, Apr 20, 12:06:12
- It's Ok, but I don't think the Worthy Out campaign is simplistic (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:11:30
  - ok but the thing i don't like (NCFC) - coldplay, Apr 20, 12:21:25
    - Spot on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:22:11
      - It is, until you start to add in things like (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:28:25
        
        Spot on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 12:36:22
        
        No comeback from any KTFers either (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 13:05:26
  - And the erlegation hangover,which DOES have an effect to most clubs. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:16:30
?3mil for Green to Pompey? Yes please! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 12:02:45
- can we NOT have any money to spend (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 12:18:45
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 12:27:45
- bit harsh, greens a good keeper, but I'd take 3 million (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 12:13:37
  - I'd walk over hot coals for ?3m for him (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:16:23
    - Andy Hughes, Dickson Etuhu, Carl Robinson and Peter Thorne? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 12:27:29
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 12:50:14
      - Of course not, silly, we already have them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:36:58
    - but we wouldn't, we'd buy one striker (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 12:17:44
      - Don't be daft, we'd buy a goalkeeper, a midfielder who's scared of possession (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:20:14
        
        or get one like Jarrett then loan him to a struggling team, who he plays well for (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 12:31:26
    - Or six spare Hugheses. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:17:39
- Gallacher isn't better than Green... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 12:05:09
  - Did they? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 12:13:09
  - Gallacher actually looks like he wants to play for the club! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 12:08:37
    - of course he does (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 12:09:50
      - So? He can want what he likes if he keeps performing like this (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 20, 12:30:30
        
        My point was do you not see the connection in playing out of your skin (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 12:31:25
  - exactly (NCFC) - coldplay, Apr 20, 12:06:59
  - Gallacher is a good replacement for Green in this league (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 12:06:01
    - I don't doubt that... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 12:08:07
      - I dont think he is better than Green (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 12:10:37
Jayson - do you live in the US? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:54:04
FAO Jayson Blair re. singing pro-Hughes songs.. (NCFC) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 11:51:58
- Wasn't it "Who's he ?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:53:05
- Monday, not Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 11:52:45
- weren't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 20, 11:52:38
  - Yes, but that's not the point. (n/m) (NCFC) - redacteur de lait, Apr 20, 11:53:33
Scottish people are fucking rude! (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 11:47:38
- Are you sure it's because you couldn't hear them properly? (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 11:49:57
  - Yeou fuckan wouhtt, pul? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:50:45
    - No (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 12:07:35
"Nigel Worthington's managerial career started unspectacularly as player/manager at (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 11:46:17
- tangarenies? (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Apr 20, 11:58:10
Larve it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:42:17
It's definately a tawny owl. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:34:12
- furrymuff (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 11:36:42
As the WOs are so numerous (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 11:31:48
- Not that many - most people can't be bothered (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:36:01
- Three or four hundred I expect. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:32:31
On the subject of speed limits (General Chat) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 11:27:24
- The A-road 40mph limit for lorries is the only one that really bothers me. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 11:35:04
  - Yeah, lorries should go faster so they can kill more people (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:37:50
    - If it means I get to my destination a few seconds quicker, so be it. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 11:40:22
- Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:30:16
- I disagree... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:28:15
  - Only in that particular post, by the way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:28:37
    - oh ok (General Chat) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 11:32:40
      - They'd look good in Peckham... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:33:50
Tuttle resigns from Millwall (n/m) (Other Football) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 11:08:59
- All went tits up since Wise left (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:09:27
  - Stop it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:10:45
    - He's never relegated a club as a manager (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:18:46
      - Neither has Dave Merrington. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:22:15
      - Neither have I. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:20:33
        
        Nice timing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:20:55
      - And how long has he been in management for? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:20:33
        
        19 months (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:22:02
        
        I could probably do that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:27:41
        
        fa cup final too? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:30:08
        
        Easy. (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:32:50
        
        cos millwall owner was going to sell players and give him non of the money (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:37:10
        
        What hard work? Mark McGhee signed all the good players. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:40:40
        
        They played well for him (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:44:40
        
        I think it's 'cos he knew that he'd never reach the peak of an FA Cup final again... (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:40:22
        
        Millwall didn't play a top-division team until the Final. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:34:00
        
        not their fault (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:37:43
        
        No, obviously. Probably wouldn't have got there if they had, though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:39:25
        
        might have done (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:40:09
        
        He's unproven. And he's a cunt. Give up. Now. Please. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:42:46
        
        not unproven (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:43:20
        
        Or, to put it another way ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:44:01
        
        is not (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:44:57
        
        One (fairly fortuitous) success with first club = great manager forever. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:45:48
        
        you're being silly now (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:46:59
        
        You were being silly right from the start. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:48:40
        
        how was I? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:49:32
        
        Advocating Dennis Wise for manager and all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:49:49
        
        What he said. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:50:12
        
        I said millwall went tits up after he left (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:51:04
        
        Nothing to do with the management... (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:52:22
        
        yeah (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 12:02:23
        
        Be honest now, you have advocated him before though, haven't you? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:51:55
        
        yes, but (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 12:02:45
        
        Only if they signed Andy Hessenthaler to play alongside him in midfield. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:41:19
        
        not nessa celery (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:42:45
        
        Good point. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 20, 11:36:45
    - Let's deck him. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 11:17:03
blubbity blub blub (Other Football) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 11:03:38
- He best get used to managing from the stands (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 11:06:57
  - And moaning 100 times more to the press about everything (n/m) (Other Football) - bongo33, Apr 20, 12:40:26
If people don't like the protests (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 10:54:31
- If Worthy stays next season, to save in crowd fighting (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 20, 11:13:51
- which would only encourage (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 11:03:58
  - not getting many bites today (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 11:18:25
    - you're quite wrong (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 11:22:30
      - ha ha ha. whatever. i'm a middle aged fan with a LONG (NCFC) - bobble, Apr 20, 12:04:01
        
        of course the terrible NW (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 12:45:12
        
        Ha ha. Pick that fucker out of the back of the net, Jayson. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 12:06:01
        
        I'll start. In the main, we've always been awful away. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 12:14:49
      - Get in! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 20, 11:25:39
        
        which username did you log out of there to join in? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 11:28:31
        
        HairyBobbinManAss is a Hicks quote. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:30:59
        
        I think it's 90210, let himself slip earlier the scamp. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:33:14
        
        jayson blairs of course (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 20, 11:30:37
      - You're quite wrong - most on here at this moment are about 25-40 I'd say (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:25:05
        
        25-40 isn't middle aged ? Cheers dukey ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:26:13
        
        I would say 35 and over is middle aged. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 20, 11:36:51
        
        you're a "spring chicken" until you're 100! Its attitude of mind! (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Apr 20, 19:01:44
        
        Then I have 2 months left of being a cheeky kid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:46:54
        
        No, he was calling most posters on here spotty adolescents (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:27:22
        
        To be fair to him, he only used 'spotty' (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:28:08
        
        Yeah but the inference is clear... (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:29:58
        
        you don't look 35 (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 11:44:03
        
        So you are in the US then. (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:53:09
        
        Nothing on that link (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:50:14
        
        must have been treated with clearasil then n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 11:56:36
        
        Have no idea what you're on about (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 12:12:37
        
        I'm 29 and get the occasional spot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:31:12
        
        zit-face (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:36:19
        
        Fuck off, you hoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:38:13
        
        I get the occasional one, at nearly 35. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:37:44
- Exactly - like the Elvises did at Leeds before the match. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:57:05
  - Surely it's Elvii? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 11:00:59
    - Aren't they in Lord of the Rings ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:12:14
  - I'd join in with both chants just for a laugh (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:00:34
  - I think it should be Elvii (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 10:58:30
    - I did consider it. But I missed my sarcastic dig at the Worthy In crowd ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:03:23
      - I agree. If anything the worthy inners are the ones causing most (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:10:39
Fao: SimonOTBC (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:50:10
- Done (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 20, 10:55:54
  - Right (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:57:10
- Geel (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:55:00
  - *Geek (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:55:03
    - mong (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:57:00
      - Spaz (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 11:01:19
- Consider it done (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 20, 10:54:21
Lee Bowyer, living proof that the justice system in this country doesn't work (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:44:08
- He was driving a car that was capable of doing 200mph... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:45:33
  - I like the way they reckoned he was doing 136 miles an hour (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:52:50
    - Do you think he bribed the police? (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 10:57:46
      - apart thinking that, I could get his lawyer (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:08:25
      - I think, as well know, it came down to this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 11:06:48
      - Reminds me of Steve 58 in a 30 zone (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:59:22
        
        Well it is hard to avoid killing someone when you're doing (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:02:26
  - So you believe the lawyer.... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 10:48:06
    - Chewbacca is a wookie though... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:50:08
      - Sorry, The Wookie defence was a tactic employed by Jessie Jackson (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 11:08:07
        
        I'm not arguing that it is over the speed limit, it quite clearly is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 11:13:08
        
        I think the limit on a motorway should 150mph (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:17:47
        
        And anyone too stupid not to understand the concept of an 'average speed' camera... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:20:07
        
        That average speed camera is a nightmare - but it works... (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:25:38
        
        Absolutely. Made me laugh on how many people were hairing past me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:27:21
        
        The ones on the M42 J3-6 are now live too... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 11:30:26
        
        Really? I've been through that about 10 times (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 11:29:07
        
        I was doing 40 on the dot (thanks to the bloke in front who was pace setting) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:35:25
        
        Works a treat on the Stocksbridge bypass near me. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:31:49
      - With much better brakes and tyres than a Hillman Hunter (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 20, 10:56:41
        
        Absolutely (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:58:42
- And that English football indulges players of very little talent ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 10:45:17
  - Bit harsh... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:46:12
    - Never rated him to be honest ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 10:48:33
I know, that she knows, that I'm not fond of rasking... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:39:42
- So that will be "enunciate", then, yes? Leave the Kooks alone, Mr Panda... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Apr 20, 10:47:45
  - I'll say what I like and I like what I bloody well say (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:52:41
- is this another one of your rants about some music you don't like? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:40:10
  - Do you have a problem with speaking the word 'ask'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:43:08
    - Is that a yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:44:43
      - Answer my initial question and then I'll happily answer yours (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:46:46
        
        You've answered my question with a question, so its you that needs (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:54:15
        
        I'm bored... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:58:06
        
        another victory for pants (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:03:51
        
        I tried to challenge you to a re-match (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:58:44
        
        Wold you two mind getting a room ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 10:51:20
        
        Yeah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:54:13
El Ouargui (NCFC) - conker, Apr 20, 10:30:18
- and Muddell what's he like (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 10:31:05
  - his moniker beats Cave-Brown and Spillane hands down (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:32:39
    - "after another orville performance, theres no cuddles for muddell after his error (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 10:35:28
Dream time again... (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:27:21
- You're Fired! (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan Sugar, Apr 20, 10:28:43
I'm going on my pre-moving in inspection of the new flat today... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:25:59
- wow - wish i were living there (General Chat) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 20, 10:30:21
  - They still have some for sale... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:39:33
  - Mmm. Said to Ms AB as we walked past on Monday ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:33:43
    - Is your lady a feminist, lesbian, dungaree, short back 'n' sides type? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:35:53
      - No, not in the slightest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:36:50
        
        You referred to her as Ms AB, erm, AB. Does that mean you are then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:37:59
        
        The "Ms" is deliberate, to make the distinction from "Mrs", which she isn't, but will be (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:39:48
        
        Is that behaviour regarded as Old Norfolk then? I thought it was very much still in vogue (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:41:37
        
        Well, I'm more Norwich than Norfolk, but what goes on out in the wilds ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:43:08
    - but it is generous of brom (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:35:13
      - and the end of season party (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:36:05
        
        with the mystery of pk face down in a swimming pool afterwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:39:41
        
        :o (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:41:44
        
        There is the swimming pool opposite... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:40:06
i notice none of the old duffers played in the reserves last night (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 20, 10:21:56
- I'd like to see the back of a manager that turned two (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 10:25:50
  - It's not Worthy's fault Thorne is slow and old and shit. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 10:34:36
    - I'd like to reserve judgement on anyone till Worthingtons gone (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 10:38:38
      - Thorne will leave before Worthington ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 10:47:21
        
        Thorne will stay another season, or he wil cost about 300k to release (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 20, 11:09:43
        
        I aren't talking solely about thorne, I think I've stated that more than once now (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 10:56:42
- Chances are that... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:22:55
  - maybe thorne wants to play againt cardiff (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 20, 10:31:01
  - are you going? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:27:53
    - Cardiff... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:40:51
Does anyone one here work in the car trade? (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:14:39
- I worked at a dealership for a while... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:16:19
  - I will email you in a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:20:22
    - Better do AOL rather than work one... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:22:19
      - I dont think I actually have your AOL one in my address book (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:24:09
        
        nope... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:25:00
        
        Sent (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:28:19
        
        Received... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:45:02
        
        conks and Bummy, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:48:06
        
        Did you hear that on canarycall? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:05:39
        
        Indeed. Totally undermined any credibility the caller had. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:11:38
        
        agree (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:12:51
        
        And therefore also undermining any Out campaign... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:16:42
        
        cos of one idiot phone caller? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 11:19:54
        
        Yeah, I think so. Name me one person who didn't think... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:23:22
        
        There is room for you too Panda (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:56:02
        
        I told you........ (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:55:46
        
        Oh... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:25:10
      - I wouldn't count on anything appearing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:23:30
        
        Shut yor face monkey boy (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:24:48
  - Private parts? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:17:04
    - Only if they asked nicely (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:19:55
- *on (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:15:06
Right, when I asked the following I crashed the whole board yesterday... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:12:10
- I was about to post this (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:16:18
- I will at lunchtime. What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:12:31
  - It's a game... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:13:54
    - Right - I've registered. What do I do now? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:16:52
      - You log in to Pegball, then multiplayer and wait for an invite to take someone on... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:20:06
        
        OK then. About 13:00? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:23:42
        
        Right-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:24:17
    - I beat you (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:14:57
      - I let you win... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:16:58
People upset with or frightened by protests (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 09:52:36
- people who don't like (NCFC) - jayson blair, Apr 20, 10:26:30
  - I didn't boo, jeer or applaud the QPR goal (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 10:52:42
    - It's the status quo apparoach though isn't it ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 11:25:16
- Wahey! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:54:01
  - Mike? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 09:55:08
Perhaps the protesters should take a few tips from these people. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:52:26
Further avian news as promised some time ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:42:27
- If it hoots like a classic tv sounding owl then its tawny owl! (n/m) (General Chat) - Norfolk Coast, Apr 20, 10:17:55
  - It goes "hoo-hooo-hooo, hoo-hooo-hoooo" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:24:34
    - bloody city types (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 10:27:00
      - I can assure you it's not a wood pigeon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:35:57
        
        But the whole, Hoo-HOoooo-Hooooo (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 10:45:27
        
        It's not a wood pigeon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 10:51:32
      - I've wooded a pidgeon... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:29:48
- Lucky you AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 09:46:32
  - are you not feeling any local-pride draw to Arsenal's european adventure, panda? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 09:50:18
    - Nope. Hate them. And their 'disabled' supporters... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 09:55:21
      - you big flangebasket (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:56:57
  - cos of arsenal? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:50:12
    - I thought the spanish Paul McVeigh did well. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:52:32
      - Forlan was awful all night... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 10:08:18
        
        Victim of tactics I reckon, seemed to be the only one up front (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:10:08
    - nah, they didn't. Decent result though. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 09:52:02
      - Agreed - better than winning 2-1. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:53:10
        
        I wish they'd ditch the away goal rule (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:54:57
        
        was thinking about that last night..... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 09:57:51
        
        Yeah, but let's get things into proper perspective ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:59:35
        
        And did it park on Panda's street ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 10:00:30
        
        Squirrel, for the record, has parked on my street on a foo occasions... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:04:54
        
        Stop being a big baby! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:06:32
        
        I'm gonna get you goosed (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:07:39
        
        I've been sick already this morning thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:08:45
        
        You love it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 10:11:00
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 10:02:06
- Introduce them to your little friend H5N1... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:43:51
  - I think they've got a good chance of being got at by one ofthe local foxes (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:46:25
    - * ... I didn't notice ... * (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:47:03
      - Erm - do you want to try that correction again ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:47:51
        
        OK (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:49:19
Is IED getting the boot in StickCricket for not posting a score in time? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:30:25
anyone know decent software for burning dvds (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 20, 09:20:35
- wood and matches (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 09:30:17
- Depends which format you've got it in. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:22:26
  - xvid I think...does software convert formats as well? (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 20, 09:26:25
    - Pinnacle imports .avis, you reauthor it, then burn it from there. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:29:44
I would appreciate it if this site didn't go down today (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:19:32
- Your "item" was posted yesterday first class post (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:29:04
  - Fix (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 09:40:06
    - Your prize is in the post (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:41:05
      - Not funny conks. I am in a desparate way... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 09:47:42
        
        Well as it stands, the winner of the scum prize (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:51:58
        
        Have you sent me a mail then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 09:54:12
        
        To claim the scum Pennant? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 10:00:39
        
        Bit harsh, he's only been in prison once. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 10:02:44
      - Interpol cd? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:41:27
        
        Season ticket at Highbury for next season... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:42:20
  - oh yeah, got it mate, thanks! (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:30:41
  - What did he win? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 09:30:36
    - Something Totteringham-y, I'd guess. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:31:15
      - Ah.. (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 09:33:08
        
        Even Himmers doesnt know what it is that he has won yet, I havnt told him (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:35:50
        
        I'm sure he does... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 09:36:38
        
        It's called sarcasm you should appreciate it....... (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:39:14
        
        I'd respond... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 09:51:11
        
        Congratulations, never one to let us all done.Well done (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:52:16
        
        *down (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:52:24
        
        It's called sarcasm you should appreciate it....... (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:39:13
        
        It's called sarcasm you should appreciate it....... (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:39:13
        
        Woah!Uber quack (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 20, 09:39:40
        
        Lol. Good work, Mr Monk... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:37:37
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:37:24
Fao Squirrel (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 09:07:43
- ... one squirrel, there's only one squirrel, there's only one squirrel ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:12:35
- Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 20, 09:11:44
Always best to proof read (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 20, 08:51:53
Morning, first to post this morning yeeee haaaa.... (General Chat) - EYorksCanary, Apr 20, 07:53:07
What is Ironic. (NCFC) - UScanary, Apr 20, 00:19:49
- "... virtually the whole crowd ..." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:13:50
  - Yeah, virtually a third of the barclay would be more accurate. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 09:18:43
    - I thought it sounded like a bit more than that, actually, but (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:21:03
      - Lower Barclay Block C was a lovely mixture of those cheering QPR's 2nd... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:25:29
      - I couldn't hear anything from my part of the Jarrold, actually. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 09:22:09
        
        I think the Barclay D/E Block and the "Snakepit" should go at it ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 09:27:35
- Funny how worthington bleats about passion commitment (NCFC) - pants, Apr 20, 00:32:59
  - Weird how Fowler is not the sort of player for a little club like Norwich.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 20, 00:35:31
    - Andy Hughes tho - a RAW talent!!a natural footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 20, 00:52:15
- No it wouldn't. He's here until the summer. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 00:30:44
  - Maybe they need to actually say that, spell it out (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 09:50:29
    - Indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 09:57:44
  - Acutally I realise this - it makes me create m,ore dissent in my area of the ground (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 20, 00:50:45
    - Why ? I think you're wasting your time and energy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 20, 01:08:29
      - And making it such a shite place to be for the rest of us... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Apr 20, 03:22:08
        
        Can't you cope flower? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 20, 09:51:35
        
        Fuck you pal (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Apr 20, 23:22:05