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Digging through Grant Holts soccerbase.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:52:06
- So shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 4, 02:55:10
- update (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 23:15:59
This earthquake business is totally out of hand (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 22:50:27
2 days 19 hours and 46 mins lasted so far. Could murder a fag.. (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Mar 3, 22:48:18
- stopwatch application? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 22:50:59
FAO Berlin Canary (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 3, 22:25:13
- Email on way! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 22:42:33
- KTF? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 22:35:34
  - Yeah, KTF. (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 3, 22:41:48
  - oh and Regretful Soldier (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 22:38:21
    - Thank you very muchly. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 3, 22:42:16
    - are you ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 22:42:07
      - not too bad, yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 22:43:17
        
        I'm fine, but I have just ran out of crisps. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 22:44:52
        
        how about some toast then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 22:47:11
BigFeller just been on 6-0-6 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 3, 22:08:47
- I'm fed up with the slagging Greeno gets. He's not world class, but he's good enough (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 3, 22:14:22
  - I think that's a pretty good summing up... (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Mar 3, 22:28:12
  - how do you always get through on these phone ins (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 22:21:22
    - I phone up. I speak to a researcher. They put me on. Simples (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 3, 22:30:49
    - It's not actually that hard - i've done it a couple of times (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 3, 22:23:53
  - i still don't get the green love in by nodge fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 22:20:14
  - Bigfeller has just posted on the WotB. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 22:17:33
- We taught him everything he knows. (Greeno that is, not BigFeller) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 22:13:26
  - Green needs to move to a bigger club for around 30 million! (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:14:37
- Yep, I heard that. Lots of valid points there. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 3, 22:10:48
Oh well. Can't say Amun happy with the result, but 'sphinx Capello (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 22:06:13
- Punmageddon! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:11:51
  - How do you feel about that, Pun King ? You should suez arse off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:18:51
    - Sharming (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 23:00:04
    - I'm not in Denile, Delta blow to me that has. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:21:18
      - Sinai declaration deploring his actions. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:23:40
        
        Nasser shame. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:26:58
        
        Sadat's the long and short of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:29:48
Gutted they didn't see a Pharoah-cious strike for a 4th England goal: (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 3, 21:56:51
England = Norwich..... shit first half....hairdryer......2nd half win. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:55:10
- Or: First half hairdryer ... shit ... Second half lighter and with a better look. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:59:27
  - Do you think Lambo is a shouter? (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:05:43
    - Yes. But only when he's doing his sex face on the vinegar strokes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:09:57
      - LOL, Id rather not think about that. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:13:10
        
        He shouts 'Here comes Paulies load, IIIN ONE!'' (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:15:25
        
        He shouts 'here comes Paulies load (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:14:37
Anubis. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:52:58
- Isis Crouch a good choice for man of the match ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:01:12
  - To be honest, if you had to give it to any player who started the game, it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 22:07:28
    - Whoosh ! Yahtzee ! Mornington Crescent !!!!! (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:11:31
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (General Chat) - double hipness, Mar 3, 21:51:47
"come from behind...sweeter for any player" (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:50:02
When's the Ski Cross on? (n/m) (Other Sports) - double hipness, Mar 3, 21:43:11
- i know..... (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:46:31
- Board Cross was loads better (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:46:23
  - eh? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:47:11
    - No. Board Cross was loads better... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:48:23
      - right panda. I have exhumed and examined that post in great detail (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:52:06
        
        No, no I'm not... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:54:39
        
        too slow (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:58:53
        
        You just don't like snowboarders tombs - I do... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 22:02:08
        
        true true (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 22:04:55
        
        I am a shit snowboarder - really shit... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 22:07:50
        
        i was a shit man skier until a experienced ski blokey taught me a trick (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 3, 22:17:08
        
        but Ski Cross isn't like normal bender skiing (Other Sports) - double hipness, Mar 3, 21:57:09
        
        I watched both and I preferred da board skillz (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:58:53
        
        . (Other Sports) - double hipness, Mar 3, 22:20:52
tallyblokegol (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:40:40
- Crouch Aswan us the game (Other Football) - double hipness, Mar 3, 21:42:17
  - Giza break (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:45:14
crouchigol (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:40:02
Holland beating USA! by two soccer points to one (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:39:27
- Not obsessed at all......... ^^^^^ (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:57:01
  - how about you just fuck off, then everyone's happy (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 22:40:04
    - You first (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:52:59
- I thought you were supporting Germany tonight? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:41:13
  - unbelievably ESPN chose to screen England-Egypt instead of that potential cracker (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:46:47
titchyblokegol (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:34:57
- From an offside offensive position. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:41:09
  - a clear zone violation (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:41:55
    - flag on the play all over it (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:44:16
      - refs just don't get his spindle-limbed control (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:47:37
- Hugeyblokegol (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:40:24
Oh Jafski! I've just got the 'Luxory player' post. Very good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:32:33
- Chairs. Shame Sarcophagus Caesar isn't still playing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:41:12
- Never buy anything from the Egyptians............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:36:15
  - lucky you put that link in there (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 3, 21:40:13
    - You probably don't want to come after me......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:03:21
- what did you think about my Teddy Bearingham? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 21:34:41
  - Bearable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:50:01
  - Everso good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:36:56
Crouch overhead missgoal... (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Mar 3, 21:23:39
- his long sleeved shorts got in the way (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Mar 3, 21:26:32
  - I think he was trying to walk like an Egyptian. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:28:37
  - He missed it by quite a long way (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:27:15
    - I would haveof scored that and TBH probably have had a hatrick by now (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 21:29:07
      - i remember once scoring a double hattrick for norwich in the european as was cup final aga (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:33:24
Is it fair to say Cappy gave the hairdryer at HT (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:23:33
- In my day it was a carriage clock. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:41:57
- Yes. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:27:52
  - There's been whispers (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 21:39:39
    - Put it this way. I'd find it hard to turn down. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:45:24
      - A nod is as good as a wink - gotcha mate ;) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 22:00:46
        
        It's as good as yours. ;o) (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 22:29:50
      - England job = out of date Christmass cake ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:47:52
        
        I don't consider them to be mutually exclusive. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:55:28
  - I once woke up with a woman that looked like a horse... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 21:30:51
FAO tim berry (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 21:18:31
- I'm glad! (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 3, 22:27:46
- hi BC - I did reply.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 21:25:40
  - Ah didn't see that (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 21:31:19
- Oh, you have an album - how does one purchase same? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 21:23:41
Not sure about that crouch feller.. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Mar 3, 21:17:03
- I know. Imagine if he stood up. (Other Football) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:18:48
Crouch shows them how to score! (n/m) (NCFC) - k j, Mar 3, 21:16:50
- Really good movement by Crouch to Ghost in front of the defender (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:17:36
Do the dance! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:16:45
- Has he ever done the robot thing again since that one game? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:24:08
  - Yes, he did it a tiny bit when he scored following the Comic relief sketch. (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:26:45
- Walk Like an Egyptian? (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 3, 21:18:24
  - I would love that! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:22:30
Not sure about that Zidan. Looks a bit of a Luxory player to me. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Mar 3, 21:14:37
Old shirts for a good cause (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Mar 3, 21:07:35
- i thought the club used to do this or something similar? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:09:01
get back to your seats corporate bods. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:07:07
What's happened to Joo Cool, is he still injured? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:06:17
- Capello reckons he's not back to form yet. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 21:11:51
Crouch is coming on, Defoe off (n/m) (Other Football) - k j, Mar 3, 20:59:30
- Good. Need a sheikh up. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 21:07:15
  - ... (Other Football) - Dave in France, Mar 3, 21:09:44
- Crouch could get away with long sleeved shorts. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:05:18
  - *chortle (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:07:34
  - rolf gti (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:05:58
- Crouch End (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:05:00
ITV are blaming the pitch (NCFC) - k j, Mar 3, 20:58:01
- Here we go, we're attacking the slippy end this half. We'll be fine. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 21:06:56
- I blame Andy Townsend (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:00:23
- maybe they should put some sand on it (NCFC) - double hipness, Mar 3, 20:59:12
  - Dune be silly (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 21:02:47
    - At least the Egyptian fans havn't desert-ed them (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:06:52
      - They have a player on the bench who is half scottish (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:08:51
        
        genius (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:10:02
        
        You have to admit................ (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:14:49
        
        why do you do it? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:21:18
        
        Serious answer. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:29:16
        
        well that is strange indeed (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:36:45
        
        well played........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:45:36
        
        i think you'll find that is standard operating procedures on here with regard to you (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:50:39
        
        I think its brave that you admited your transvestite tendencies in public. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:53:55
        
        'go after' 'pitbull'? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:32:07
        
        Irony............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:42:33
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:45:34
        
        Irony............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:40:45
        
        I merely want you to fuck off this board and never post again (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:45:37
        
        Tombs is right....... Worzel has tilted me ^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:50:12
        
        how is that being "tilted"? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:56:03
        
        you might be right............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 22:11:30
        
        I'm untiltable. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 3, 21:18:16
        
        fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:29:44
        
        I don't get what relation tilting has to someone having a benny (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 21:20:40
        
        same thing........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:30:55
        
        Fuck knows... (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 3, 21:21:34
      - "havn't" (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 21:07:58
        
        I'm confoosed... (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:22:10
        
        Ooops, not you Tomby - our U!S!A! compadre over there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 21:24:56
        
        careful, he'll have you on "tilt" too before you know it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:36:26
        
        Would that be good or bad ? (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 22:07:34
        
        probably the latter (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 22:41:10
I know I don't follow Prem shite footy but, WTF is laytun Banes?? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:54:24
- isn't he the fat welsh darts player (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Mar 3, 20:58:23
  - Fecked if I know but he's playing left back for England. Also, the commentator (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:00:00
    - is it ok to call them Gippos? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:05:21
      - Yeah, they're for Gypt (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:06:53
        
        yellow-bellies? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:09:17
- Never heard of him, so that's not much help (n/m) (Other Football) - k j, Mar 3, 20:56:24
  - Ah well, that makes two of us (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 21:04:18
- service station outside of milton keynes (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:56:08
For any London-based folkies on here... (NCFC) - tim berry, Mar 3, 20:54:19
Wayne Bridge (NCFC) - k j, Mar 3, 20:52:11
- oh. (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 3, 21:01:43
- who gives a shit? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:59:21
  - I saw something in the Sun suggesting the FA should force him to play (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:01:41
- No, no-one can tell you (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 3, 20:55:51
- Don't know myself but the same question has been asked on here 3 zillion times (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:55:17
  - Sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - k j, Mar 3, 20:55:45
    - No need mate, I don't give a (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:58:01
- because... oh fuck I dunno (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:54:47
BOOOOO we are in 6the World cup finals.......BOOOOO...... we qualified easily...BOOOOOOOOO (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:50:22
- Your lot losing to Holland (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 20:52:56
  - Arn't "your lot" playing USA right now? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:56:05
  - maybe they can do a 180 in the overtime period (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:54:06
    - Kuyt scored from a personal foul in the red zone (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 20:54:42
      - a free strike attempt direct into the score bag? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:59:35
      - Oh look.......... gay friends........... how nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:56:46
        
        fuck off (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 3, 21:02:48
        
        USAcanary.......... tilting one country at a time. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:11:45
It's the captain's fault.... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 20:50:08
- Who is the captain? They all seem to be wearing captains arm bands (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:56:40
- The "captain" seems to have been rather anonymous, which explains Rooney's rant (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 20:53:21
- And how long have you been waiting to post that? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:52:19
is it me or is this headline just plain wrong? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:49:47
- yes, every word has a capital letter which is wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - k j, Mar 3, 20:53:17
Last night I finally became a proper man... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:45:08
- I wish I'd waited until tonight for my vinyl porn night as that was super dull (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:50:00
international goalies in trackies and short sleeve shorts (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:41:33
- yes shorts (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:42:27
  - I hate long-sleeved shorts (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:44:43
    - octopus fashion (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 20:46:49
    - you see, you've stolen my avant garde fashion idea and spoiled it (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:45:58
      - handy for that Indian bloke I saw on telly the other night (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:47:43
        
        Nice image (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:48:00
        
        lol sorry, it didn't sound quite very nice written down (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:49:51
I'm not worried. Capello's almost as a good a manager as Lambert. (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 20:37:43
- agreed, better to be shit now so we can sort it out.......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:42:29
Could I please be not be represented by England anymore? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:37:00
- Cheer for the USA against England......... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:54:58
- who will represent you in future? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:38:26
  - anyone who doesn't consistently embaress me (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:40:00
    - or spelling badly........ (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:40:45
      - fuck off you tedious cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:43:51
        
        OK (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:52:21
        
        and you have the nerve to suggest others are gay? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:58:42
        
        3 points for the tilt........... (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:01:03
        
        yawn (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:02:33
        
        Totally tilted......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:04:42
        
        why do you post here? no one finds you amusing, interesting or pleasant in any way (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:10:49
        
        Looking in a mirror ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 21:21:10
        
        my goodness, it's impossible to compete with a with like this (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:24:05
        
        But you keep trying.......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 23:17:20
        
        *wit (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 21:24:23
- bunch of fucking spincters (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:38:02
  - *sphincters ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:38:16
    - That isn't a pun either (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 3, 20:40:17
      - Sphinxters? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:45:23
This zidan fella looks tasty (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:36:18
- Lampard wearing dutch clogs....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:37:01
  - The Egyptian coach reminds me of the "Iron Sheik" (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:39:46
you tell them Rooney.... the work shy fucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 20:35:53
Fairies 0 Pharaohs 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 3, 20:27:35
- Aswan hell of a miss by Lampard. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 20:36:45
- they just have tomb much for us (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 20:28:27
  - It's Capello, he's in de Nile. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 20:32:07
    - tut tut (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:34:02
  - "gypt" again me "sphinx" (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:29:39
  - you sphynx so? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:29:05
    - pharaoh way to go yet (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 20:30:24
      - Narmer truer word spoken (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:32:58
        
        Tutankhamun Engerland (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:35:17
FFS, have the English back line got something against Greeno (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 3, 20:26:52
- Does the booing unsettle the back line? (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:28:31
- i really don't get all this greeno adoration (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:28:27
  - I heart him long time (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:30:31
    - ANd me. He used to grin at us fans in the Riverend when warming up, in a sheepish way. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 20:34:29
      - He always reminded me of a Cabbage Patch Kid with his Worzel hair... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:39:31
  - I am guessing it might have something to do with it. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 3, 20:29:58
    - well then, that's just utterly preposterous (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:33:44
      - I heart him long time (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:34:52
NCFC defending circa last season - well hit though (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:26:27
good game so far, very open (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:20:43
- Great finish 1-0 Egypt (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:26:30
Idiots boing terry (NCFC) - k j, Mar 3, 20:13:11
- because he's divided the team (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 3, 20:41:43
- none of those other players put the team morale in jeapordy leading up to (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 3, 20:31:41
- If we booed every cock footballer we would be booing half the game (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:24:15
- "cheated on coleen with granny" (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 20:23:59
  - It made me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:25:06
    - Granny's dead (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 20:39:26
- Errr - apart from one pantomime boo when he first touched the ball (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 3, 20:22:38
- because he is a right cock (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 3, 20:21:34
- because he is a grade A cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 20:14:08
- Because he's a cock? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 3, 20:13:46
Greeno in yellow - looks good! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 20:12:38
- In a dishy sort of a way? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:24:16
  - I would say so. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 20:28:18
C'mon Ingerwoci. Remember Suez. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 20:06:13
Right, my ham and PINEAPPLE peetsa is ready (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:05:11
Online link for the England game for those outside the UK (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 3, 20:02:52
"I love Eve Muirhead - she can do anything" part 12 (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 3, 19:59:58
- Is Eve the first one? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 20:36:18
- wonder what she's wearing under the kilt? (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Mar 3, 20:04:32
  - My face (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 3, 20:10:57
Has Rooney learnt the words for National Anthem yet? (n/m) (Other Football) - k j, Mar 3, 19:57:56
- Everyone except Rooney was singing, arrogant twat (n/m) (Other Football) - k j, Mar 3, 19:59:40
  - Why were they singing that? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:04:10
- Nope! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 19:59:12
- Does he know any words? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:58:49
  - He was lovely on Street Striker. He came across as very shy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 20:00:28
Boo! They just shook John Terry's hand with no fuss or drama. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 19:57:10
- Bet they'd gobbed on it first though (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:58:11
Has anyone been round the Guiness Storehouse in Dublin? Any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:28:28
- It seems like it is very good then! Thanks for the comments, I'll get on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 20:00:34
- Mind you, have your wits about you - (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:59:53
  - not Dublin it ain't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 20:01:36
    - What, like Cambridge in t summer? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:02:54
- yes and yes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 19:58:41
- Yep, good acksherly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 19:55:34
  - Oi dint go in t bar - too crowded and I wanted to spend more time in t mooseeum (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:57:37
    - best bit was the bar! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:59:33
      - Not for me - plenty of other time in bars (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:00:23
        
        as a 'bar' it's shit (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 20:04:25
  - or an alcoholic (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:56:27
- no but been up the beer aisle at Sainsburys.... is that the same? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 19:50:04
- ooh me me me - went last year dragged my wife with me (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:45:53
- Yes,I have. It's interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:45:12
  - Do the jail tour too. that's superb and the museum there is excellent, especially if you (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:46:33
    - it's a Goal not a jail silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:54:41
      - Bothered? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:55:58
    - Also, we did a great literary pub tour. Great fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 19:48:04
- i'm doing that in 3 weeks or so (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 3, 19:31:53
  - I think I'm going to take the girlfriend to Dublin for her birthday, (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:35:42
  - I haven't but all my friends who have said it was bonza. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 19:35:20
    - Sounds good then, sold! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:36:12
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 18:46:23
- to be honest I thought that Lambert wasn't too keen on him (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 18:48:40
fucking oink un (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Mar 3, 18:39:05
- I hope you have washed your hands. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 3, 19:16:34
- Link us up, buttercup. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 18:56:55
  - Actually, don't worry, I found it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 3, 19:01:50
- awful isn't it, there are some good people on there, but they're so diluted by (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 18:45:40
So clamshell phones ARE for girls then (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 18:01:59
- clamshell phones are girls phone (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 19:22:40
- i've just replaced my clamshell (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 18:22:49
  - I didn't say I mistook one for a compact. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 18:25:11
    - He didn't say you said you mistook one for a compact. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 18:32:03
      - though i wouldn't put it past him... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 18:34:55
- My missus had a clamshell-style phone (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 3, 18:22:39
  - ha, that's a pretty cool feature actually (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 18:47:05
- my daughter uses her smartphone to (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 18:15:14
- I'm a girl and I don't know what they are. Am I missing out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 18:08:04
  - Yes you do: phones that are hinged so you open them up to (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 18:16:37
    - This is my phone. I have now found out it's called a candybar - also suitable for girls. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 19:46:20
Night all, sleep well (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 18:00:25
- G'Night. But I can stay up much later, even on school nights. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 18:14:43
Bollocks to ingerland, I've just seen some of the other friendlies on tonight (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:42:43
- Only if Roger Milla is still in it doing that hip wiggly thing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:47:17
  - wouldn't have thought so (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:54:48
- Never thought about that. deffo gonna watch Ger - Arg (Other Football) - pants, Mar 3, 17:45:02
  - Yep, Argentina don't really do friendlies as such (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:47:27
    - Who do you cheer on in that match? (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:50:31
      - As long as they fight until the whistle goes I'll be happy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 18:05:59
        
        the last time they met was fairly fighty (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 18:56:16
      - Are we the greatest? it's what we've got to prove. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 18:03:10
      - hmm, tough one (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:54:22
In the PERSONAL letter I got from Paul Lambert earlier in the week, I see it says (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 16:58:45
- should Lambo be given your personal data? (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 17:03:00
  - That's a good point. All I know is it worked. Paul says 'Jump' I say 'How high?' (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:07:14
    - whereas I said (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:08:09
      - Blimey, you're brave! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:11:36
  - Just a little bit of a hunch here (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:05:39
    - I don't think he had to. My understanding from the letter is that the ticket office went (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:10:35
      - But almost certainly based on a personal request from the great man himself (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 17:24:55
        
        When I popped into the ticket office to pick up Huddersfield tickets the other day... (NCFC) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 3, 17:32:31
        
        You got a letter too? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:41:00
        
        Mine had been renewed but my housemate got a letter which is a little odd (NCFC) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 3, 17:48:50
        
        Oh I heard about the padded seats a lot whilst I was waiting in the phone queue! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:53:14
        
        Not really, it only gets used to stand on when we score. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 3, 18:00:49
        
        wouldn't it just be cheaper to take a cushion along? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:55:40
        
        Yes. You could get one to match your clamshell moby (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 18:03:37
        
        Butimagine being the only one in your row with one, you would be the cool kid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 18:01:32
        
        I try to spend as little time in my seat as possible when I go to CR (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 18:07:25
        
        Were you there? I think that's EXACTLY how it went! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:28:26
i see hucks has started his coaching career (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:52:51
- He's said on the Scrimmage that he didn't want to become a manager (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 3, 19:24:05
- Coach = Yes (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 16:55:26
- Gunny Mk II. No thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:54:31
  - in what way? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:57:34
    - I am sure that (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 17:06:20
      - I'd be surprised if he even wanted to be a manager (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:07:56
    - let him cut his teeth somewhere else first (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 16:59:58
      - oh i'm fine with that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 17:00:44
        
        can't see it happening (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:03:52
- I wouldn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:53:28
Dude (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:52:31
- hahaha 'Pecky' haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:57:30
Anyone know what TV channel the England game is on tonight? (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 3, 16:52:29
- The brilliant ITV (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:54:42
  - but Cabaret is one of my favouritest films ever (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:00:13
    - I agree, the scene in the beer garden with the nazi youth makes your flesh creep (n/m) (Other Football) - trustsec, Mar 3, 18:12:29
    - I didn't give it much of a chance to be honest (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 17:05:37
      - it's not really a musical though in the ghastly way of musicals (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:07:04
        
        It's such a good scene! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 17:42:18
  - oh no, I hate ALL football on ITV. Cack. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 3, 16:57:20
    - I'm sure it'll be on ESPN (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 17:02:43
Ha sanyone said "one foot in the grave" yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:48:02
- Yep, it was Lee Hurst's facebook update actually. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 16:51:56
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:49:20
- one foot in the grave (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:48:54
CooDee does a new contract (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:42:55
- fair play to the lad (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:45:08
  - 23 - have I been whooshed? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 16:46:07
    - ask charles (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:46:58
      - twat (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:48:14
        
        afternoon buddy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:50:20
        
        hi mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:50:59
- sell him (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:44:09
is it time for a death XI? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:34:34
- No Camcan's still working on the birth/baby XI, will have to wait until tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:41:21
  - I've given up now that we've done episiotomy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:01:29
- RobIn van Persie (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:39:39
  - Rob In Van Hearsey (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 3, 16:52:49
Any twitter recommendations? (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:31:36
- I think you'd love twitter (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:04:45
- I'd trust you're old gran on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:41:54
  - She was a lady of many wise words... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:42:48
- @dianainheaven (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 16:35:56
  - Nice one (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:42:17
    - yes, but Ben updates it as often as he does this site (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:45:22
      - what a bunch of attention seekers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 17:10:54
      - Cheers! (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 17:09:26
      - exciting (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:48:12
      - Who's Luke Mayhew (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 16:47:49
        
        he's Alan (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:57:20
        
        Oh (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 17:03:12
- It's a load of old cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:34:26
- delete account and remove from favourites (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:34:17
  - ^^Too thick to "get" Twitter^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 16:48:11
    - You are half right, I don't get it (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:50:35
- It's good. Do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 16:32:37
unofficial SMS (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:31:06
- who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:34:04
  - Shay Given's brother (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:39:06
- strange we want more strikers (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:33:11
  - cureton - gone (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:37:11
    - Umm I think you're right about Grant he'd looked like he had a huge swelling on Saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:44:27
    - didn't know that about cody (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 16:38:22
      - remember that daley was crocked (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:47:22
- Missy? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 16:32:18
  - Fred, ah say, Fred. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 16:48:18
As I wasn't around to join in earlier with the birth stuff (General Chat) - APB, Mar 3, 16:30:16
- Tim Flowers. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 3, 16:41:45
  - ^^Huh. What? No way, not there. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 3, 16:42:46
Tip to any Taliban fighters (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 16:12:32
Board poll: clamshell or hinged phones: are they for girls and gays? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 3, 15:58:47
- No. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 16:29:46
- I've got a clamshell phone (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:24:40
  - Some of my best friends have got gay phones (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 16:25:58
- Yes, no doubt about it. Bit pass? now though intut ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 16:19:58
- no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:07:16
- Clams are safe in a handbag. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 3, 16:04:04
- I read something about this recently (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 16:01:45
Phrases you're surprised to learn aren't appropriate for the office (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 3, 15:55:57
- what's wrong with that? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 15:59:49
Valiant effort to destroy evidence (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 15:46:12
- I thought that was going to be you setting fire to a flower pot (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:53:37
  - lol, sadly it transpires that the building admin took photos of all plants on windowsills (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 15:59:04
- some would say flashy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:48:53
Juk (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:19:28
- Halfwit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 14:50:07
  - don't be too generous (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:51:07
    - Quarterwit? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 14:56:14
      - Twit? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:57:13
        
        Tw (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:12:40
- FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:24:19
- Me too. Very good, Jaf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 14:22:07
- that is a rubbish juk (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:21:34
- I did a lol (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:21:09
  - copied and e-mailed, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 14:21:43
I think @dianainheaven is a Wrather (General Chat) - APB, Mar 3, 14:18:39
Just to change the subject, can Tudor Pole play against us Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 14:17:03
- Can we have an official statement from jafski on this situation? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 15:13:40
  - Statement: (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 15:20:40
    - Yay! Go CUNTS. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 15:21:54
      - Can you clarify your positions, please? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 3, 15:26:39
        
        Reverse cowgirl or alternatively the Seventh Posture. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 15:33:30
        
        I'm an attacking midfielder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 15:31:43
        
        lol - you're both IDEOTS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:33:57
        
        Ideological Disestablishmentarian Enclave of Thorpe Socialists? (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 15:39:50
        
        Yeah, fucking SWP wannabe twats. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 15:41:57
        
        what's Shaun Wright Phillips got to do with this? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:43:23
        
        He's fractious. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 15:44:37
        
        I thought he was a bit right-wing (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:58:21
        
        lol He is a right little right-winger. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 16:30:30
        
        They can't even agree on a definitive font policy. It's doomed from the off (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 15:30:03
        
        Can't even clarify butter. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 3, 15:43:25
        
        Automatic Policy Blender (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:44:11
  - with his impending move (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:14:36
    - Tartan Tories. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 15:15:50
- no. Michael Owen's it going to come ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:17:44
- if he goes back then no (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:17:41
  - Still there per OS site? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 14:21:18
    - played for our ressies yesty! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:22:07
      - Ob blast, their a bit out of date bor, on there, that they are (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 14:22:57
        
        linky (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:24:29
Is it time for a birth/baby XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:45:36
- Anyway, camcan's is the best (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:26:41
- Danny Guthrie Test (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:26:02
- Phil Mulcryin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:24:42
- Neil Warnock (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:24:12
- Jon Episiotsemobor (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:23:42
  - curses (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:27:12
    - It was a struggle (as you could tell :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:29:04
      - Though not as bad as "Bentouse", having said that (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:29:22
- Darren Bentouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:19:59
- Danny Crow-n (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:19:12
- Fontanelle Agbonlahor (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:18:30
- John Terry Nappy (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:17:25
- Michael head's shOwen (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:17:03
- Wayne Womby (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:16:43
- Jed Steerups and Fraser Forceps (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 15:15:44
- Gabriel Ibangedawhore (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:15:13
- Paul McBeighby (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:14:40
- Uterus De La Cruz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 14:43:43
- Teddy Bearingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:38:37
- Wes Hoola(thought a)han(job would end up with this?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 14:24:55
- they will need a Nani (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:23:22
- Quim (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:22:16
- Darren Huckerby-baby on the tree top (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:18:46
- Gary pla-centa back Doherty (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:18:00
- Darrel Coitus Interruptussel (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:17:58
- Emanuel 'ad a boi YOR (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:15:54
- Kor-ey's a bigun Smith (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:15:47
- Fraser Forster it, it's ugly (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:14:59
- Adam Epidruryal (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:14:09
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Mar 3, 15:16:05
  - *applause* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 14:14:35
- David Goodwillie (no, it's the umbelical) (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 3, 14:13:38
- Gary Nevile again (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:13:38
- steve milkmanaman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 14:13:36
- I doubt it (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 14:13:36
- John Terry (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:13:01
- Peter Torn (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 14:11:26
- Stefan Postman (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:11:02
- Vincent Perineum (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:10:22
- Pierre van Who'dyoubonk (to get that?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 14:10:19
- They play for Hadjuk Split from her Mary to her arsehole. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:09:06
- Torn Fanny Blow (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:08:19
- Morning After Pill Neville (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 14:07:49
- Stig Inge BornBaby (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 14:07:33
- Nicky Butt he's black ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:06:16
  - Nicky "after this experience I'll definitely switch to taking it up the" Butt (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 14:09:01
- Hajduk Split Condom (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 14:06:15
- Jens Birthel Askou (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 14:06:06
- Ulysses de la Whose is he ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:06:01
- Pampers Limpar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 14:04:52
- Papa Womba Fanny-op (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 14:04:40
- Cesc Fabregasandair (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 14:03:53
- Ruud Vontouse Nistelrooy (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:03:03
- Diego Placenta (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 14:01:39
- Papa Epidural Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:59:37
- Eric Epidural (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 13:58:56
- Neil BLOODock (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 13:58:18
- Careful the Mrs doesn't do a Danny Shittu as she pushes (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:57:55
- can someone work 'epidural' into one, please? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:57:06
- David Batty (boy) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:56:41
- Gas-air (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 13:55:11
- Brian Kidd (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:53:56
- Gus Caesarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:53:55
- Dean "I can see the" Whitehead (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 13:53:53
  - Make sure you stay near her Dean Whitehead (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 14:00:26
- Manuel Ammonia (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 3, 13:53:17
- Michael Ruined Gash (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:52:48
- Fraser Forster child (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:51:35
  - Or Fraser Forceps (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:52:41
- Lionel Messy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:51:23
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:52:51
- Tomy Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:50:25
- Kevin Rattle-cliffe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:50:03
- Mathias Dummy (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 13:49:38
- Davin Seaman (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:49:11
- Garry Monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:48:37
- Nappy Pouba Fullup (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:48:10
"Birth Clump" I don't remember that at NCT classes (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:43:36
- Shame selwyns isn't about really. He's done it more than anyone else (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:54:35
Play Station stuff (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:39:37
MOLTO IMPORTANTO!!!! FAO: MEGGERS!!! URGENT!! KLAXON!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:18:29
- Agreed (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 13:58:27
  - you should post this thread on mumsnet and see what happens (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 14:01:47
    - maybe post it under the heading (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:03:49
- You know, I rather hope (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:56:17
  - PSP this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:58:49
    - I'll bring it to the top later so he sees it (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:03:03
- I think that the CORRECT advice is: "stay up the head end" (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:49:48
  - Yep. It's a marvellous area of mystery and wonder (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:52:08
  - yup. Second this advice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:51:10
    - meant to add (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:52:02
      - What a bizarre invitation (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:54:05
        
        indeed. Have never regretted saying no. Not for a moment. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:55:11
- Oh my, a boy, we wanted a boy didn't we dear? Oh gosh, you fanny's a right mess! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 13:40:47
  - ^^^ single and likely to remain that way ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:50:27
    - ^^^blub and no sense of humour alert^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 13:52:13
- Unless your kids are incredibly premature and you're not sure whether they'll survive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:40:46
  - well we did go through that business (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:42:20
    - Yep, me too. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:45:31
      - Mine had to go into intensive care due too a bit of fluid on his lungs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:48:06
      - Even if I had the snip I'd still be uber-potent... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:46:54
        
        read as ^^^has issues, probably can't get it up^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:48:16
        
        No, it clearly doesn't say or suggest that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:49:26
        
        No! I can't get mine down at the moment! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:50:17
        
        You'll go blind (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:52:21
        
        I hver pfrfhct ieysigft (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:53:02
- What's wrong with you whimps, of course you have to be at the birth of your children! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:33:22
  - "active part"? All I did was repeat whatever the midwife said... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:35:56
    - this is correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:39:21
      - I bet you didn't change nappies as well (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:39:59
        
        It were a way of life for me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:41:06
        
        ha ha, I remember that...checking the RAL every motion (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:42:20
        
        I doubt he kept the same pair on throughout the entire thing, BSE. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:40:27
        
        oh mine! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:41:31
    - and the pooing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:38:01
      - you could go to the toliet for that, I'm sure your wife wouldn't have minded (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:39:07
    - stitches (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:38:00
      - looking back on it all now though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:40:22
  - I did the hard part (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:33:55
    - What, gave birth? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:34:27
      - Why do babies come out when they're almost to big to fit? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:36:08
        
        with arms (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:37:06
      - no, gave up his freedom forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:35:59
      - if it was that difficult they'd have quit doing it by now (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:35:35
      - No. Just a small cock up at the start. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:35:13
        
        busiest twenty seconds of my life (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:36:12
        
        You did it twice? (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:39:38
        
        pump pump pump........"oh sorry about that" (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:41:30
        
        ^^ Bitter, bitter experience. ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:42:58
- But do call your child Humberto (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:20:05
  - he may call it anything he wants but HE MUST STAY AWAY FROM THE BIRTH CLUMP (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:21:13
    - no-one gets to stay away from that these days, Tombs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:22:40
      - he might as well go to flying the space shuttle lessons or quantum physics for professors (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:25:52
        
        Don't you get to have a go on the Gasandair though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:27:03
        
        Yes. And that is the best bit. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:30:26
        
        "And that's coming from me". ha ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:31:31
        
        Yes, also "haha". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:32:39
        
        there's now WAY ON EARTH you are getting the gas and air mask of her mate (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:30:08
        
        Oh I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:30:29
        
        didn't have anytime for gas 'n' air, on either occasion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:33:18
        
        Nor did I but when they tried induced her I did... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:37:21
        
        even with Scrampton Jnr Snr having been induced didn't have time (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:40:20
        
        Ah, right, your Mrs has the same thing that mine did... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:44:04
        
        why would you name the cord "baby humbert"? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:26:46
        
        you should be at advanced quantum physics for professors of space shuttle flight lessons (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:28:39
      - You don't have to look down there though (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:25:19
        
        It was probably one of the worst things I've ever seen... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:27:07
        
        and the very high chance of Mrs Megson pooing herself (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:35:27
        
        could take his laptop in i suppose (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:27:00
        
        My friend's husband took notes all the way through (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:28:29
        
        After my eldest fought his way into this world they asked my wife if she'd like anything a (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:32:00
        
        Was he preparing for a lecture..? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:29:01
        
        He wrote a very lengthy article in the NCT magazine afterwards (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:29:43
        
        Do some UStreamage (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 13:31:07
        
        That reads a bit wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:33:26
top English goalscorers in the prem this season (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:17:22
- who's up front tonight? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:24:14
  - Sheringham and Owen I think (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 13:28:52
  - dunno. Strikers in squad are Heskey, Defoe, Rooney, Crouch and C Cole. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:26:49
    - not a bad quintet (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:31:50
      - dunno. Crouch can dance. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:32:12
        
        that's a start (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:35:15
  - dunno. Rooney and Corlton Cole? Greeno's in goal (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:26:39
Does Arizona Bay really look like John Hartson? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:12:48
- Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:22:37
  - I'm slightly more male than Johnny Hartson. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:25:51
    - Plumist. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:27:55
  - Scrammers said he did. So I have to choose whether to believe Scrammers or Jafski. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:23:44
    - He dunt. He rarely dunt. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:26:45
    - I've met him on a couple of occasions (couldn't miss him - fucking hoooooge).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:25:31
      - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:31:48
- No. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:18:13
  - he's right y'know (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:20:06
  - what about if you and John Hartson were completely shaved, and he lost some weight (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:18:56
    - Not really no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:19:41
- Bigger... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:16:26
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:14:32
should be some top booing of terry tonight (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:55:25
- Only reason for watching tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:57:41
  - true (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:58:13
Michael Foot (General Chat) - revsimon, Mar 3, 12:47:36
- I always preferred Mike Hunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:12:54
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:50:35
- i'm taking that stance with norwich and the champions league (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:49:59
  - well you've made it to 32 (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:51:06
    - 31 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:51:26
      - are you turning into AB? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:52:10
        
        dunno what he looks like (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:52:59
        
        John Hartson (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:59:44
  - same outcome! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:50:28
    - i'll live to 96? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:51:15
- Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:47:59
  - seconded (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:50:55
Statement: (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:46:28
Celtic make first signing of Jafski era (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 12:45:30
- Fozzy's coming home. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:47:03
Cripes, the Macclesfield manager has died. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Mar 3, 12:38:34
- RIP Cripes (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 12:42:53
- had been ill a long time i think (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:41:11
  - yes - brain tumour wasn't it? (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:44:13
    - yeah only 53 (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:48:26
    - aneurysm in 2003, always used to see him running down my road (Other Football) - samcd84, Mar 3, 12:45:37
- Did Micahel Foot manage Macclesfield?! (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:39:08
  - was he related to Micah-el Hide? (n/m) (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:48:52
Lowestoft have apparently signed Semi (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:37:31
Celtic seal Jafski switch (Other Football) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:29:56
- odds on this appearing (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:33:06
- FFS!! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:32:42
Michael Foot's dropped off his perch, according to Twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:21:33
- what will be the funeral dress-code? (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:40:35
  - Donkey Jackets and desert boots. Other than that freestyle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:45:24
waitrose ffs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:21:25
Jafski spotted wearing a kilt and dodgy ginger wig outside Hampden (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 12:16:01
- jafski arrested after perorming an act of gross indecency in the nearby Asdas carpark (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 12:21:31
  - Grossly untrue and libellous. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:24:54
    - it wasn't the HORSES ! again was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:26:26
      - No. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:30:28
- and we have the picture to prove it... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:20:53
  - ..... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 12:23:07
    - BANG TO RIGHTS!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:23:50
- FFS!! Super-injunction coming your way son. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:20:48
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:18:10
Statement: (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:00:45
Cammers, RE earlier post...... (NCFC) - megson, Mar 3, 11:59:00
- Nigel (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:10:38
- take the initials of the first choise team and call him/her (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 12:10:18
- It must be Gary (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 12:10:10
  - "G-Pump" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:11:51
- Grant. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:07:40
- its gotta be "Steen" or "Gaetano" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 3, 12:06:11
- Darren. Clearly Darren. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 11:59:30
  - Darren is a bit "Thetford" though, as a name. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:10:27
    - oh come on (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:18:48
      - OK, if it's not a bit Thetford, it's certainly a bit 'Nam. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:22:19
        
        I'm not really sure what the latest round of thetford names might be (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:25:37
        
        Perhaps... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 3, 12:33:25
        
        Humberto Humberto? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:46:43
        
        Jose, Cheryl and Gary are all popular (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 12:31:27
  - Dion or Iwan (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:03:53
  - Darren is such a shit name though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:02:29
Just read the Darren Way interview on Oink Un, never realised he's one of us..a City fan! (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Mar 3, 11:53:33
- The terrible man that is Craig Bellamy (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:06:49
  - Terry's riposte (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:15:12
    - going to be one of those days when I agree with you... (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:17:47
      - I know - shake it away. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:23:12
- don't tell Arsene (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:00:44
  - We were the tits at west country scouting (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:15:47
    - amazing (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:30:41
      - And Keef O'Neill would have been a top player (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 12:32:31
        
        lazy, arrogant, gobshite, drunken (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:35:20
  - plus Eadie, of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:12:16
The wages issue (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 11:52:27
- Gordon Taylor may have his head stuck in the sand, but is (Other Football) - commonsense, Mar 3, 12:09:01
- The NFL has had a salary cap since 1994 (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 12:01:48
- All the major US sports have addressed the issue (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:56:41
  - apart from the NFL wage cap that (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:07:05
    - and money raised by baseball's luxury tax (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:10:34
EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: Jafski in U turn.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:47:24
Right then.....Who's going to wish me luck? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:38:36
- Good Luck! (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:15:19
- Best of luck pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:11:21
  - Ha ha..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 12:21:04
- yeah, if you like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 11:47:41
- You are taking intrusive photos of yourself whilst sunbathing; shopping; leaving your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 3, 11:41:20
- Good luck. Interview tip... (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 11:40:41
  - Ha ha.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:40:58
- you don't need luck just be yourself and you will cruise it! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:39:52
  - Not entirely sure being a loud, annoying twat will help..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:43:01
    - cool - are you going to be a Guinea Pig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:50:42
      - No.....supply market analyst. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:54:34
        
        but what if they offer you the Guinea Pig job - ehh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:04:49
    - Go in with your nob out wearing a condom. Shows you're up to speed with the issues. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 11:46:12
England are on the telly tonight. Hurrah. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 11:35:18
- does anyone else think the phrase (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 11:44:16
  - I think Carlton Cole is a decent striker (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 11:48:22
    - When you're sat in Row Z and the ball hits your head, it's Zamora (n/m) (Other Football) - Claygate_Canary, Mar 3, 12:51:13
    - all make-do's though. Shame Deano (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 12:06:16
The suzuki wagonR (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 11:22:51
- slower than continental drift (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 11:35:15
Talking about TV, anyone watching 5 days on the beeb? who done the deed? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 11:14:40
- I tried - gave up. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 3, 11:17:51
- not never seen it but i did just giylf it and i can exclusively reveal that it was th (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 11:17:51
- the old woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:15:33
Channel 4 Shameless...brilliant or shit? discuss (n/m) (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Mar 3, 11:06:35
- First two series was BMXcellent - not seen any since (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:15:08
- I like it, some of the writing/situations is/are very funny, after 6 or so series it's a (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 11:08:19
Dont know about the blue bit, but one real positive of MoFo's makeover (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 3, 11:04:51
Delia sells out to Waitrose (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 10:54:39
- That's super but why is that on the Norwich City news section? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 3, 14:26:27
- And remember, she wasn't drunk at carrow road that time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 3, 11:49:29
- mmm less wrinkles now than before. I wonder....... (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Mar 3, 11:39:23
- OI SMITH!!! that was my idea!! you owe me 10% (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 11:11:53
- I bet Sainsgog are peeved. Good on her I say, I love doing a Delia (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 11:10:43
- love her or hate her, at the end of the day, she's a 68 year old woman still working (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 3, 10:57:45
  - yeah, hooray for "little old Norwich" (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Mar 3, 11:07:59
    - Yes, that's exactly what I was saying... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 3, 11:09:41
      - was it? (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Mar 3, 11:10:53
  - it may be a dog's dinner largely of her making (through the staff she's employed) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 11:01:46
Has the board broke. Has the world ended. A quiet day wrothlings! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 10:48:00
LAMB & HORSE. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 3, 09:49:38
- LAMB CHOPS CELTIC (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 09:55:19
"I mean no disrespect to Scottish football but England is just a bigger place. I'm proud o (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 08:32:10
- WE LOVE PAUL LAMBERT ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 3, 10:06:17
- LAMBO IS OUR KING (NCFC) - paddonsweetleftfoot, Mar 3, 09:45:30
  - I genuinely hope he sticks around because he can take Norwich (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Mar 3, 10:48:41
- *dusts off and removes mothballs*... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 09:32:33
- I love Paul Lambert (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 08:51:47
  - I love Paul Lambert (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:20:41
    - ^^would definitely shag him^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 09:21:03
      - if it weren't for the fact that I am very much in love with my husband (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:24:05
        
        ooooh camcan and paulie sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G x (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:29:16
        
        Not sure about that (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:31:44
  - I love Paul Lambert (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:02:22
  - when we win the Champions League in five years time (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 08:57:04
    - me too but I've had the snip so we will have to use a donor (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:08:29
    - Oooo I say. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 08:57:31
- liking that... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 3, 08:50:06
- I'd also like to rule myself out of the Celtic job. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 08:48:52
  - what about the Scotland Team boss? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:00:50
    - or the Nova Scotia Team? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:03:25
      - I said no further questions. Please respect my wishes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 09:12:22
        
        yebbut I have to provide my editor with something, I have a mortgage to pay (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:27:07
        
        Not my problem. Write what you like. You usually do anyway. Thank you. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 09:35:31
        
        It's easy (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:44:33
        
        Jafski added (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 3, 09:51:49
        
        you're good! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 09:45:44
        
        I bet if you did take the Scotland job (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:18:05
        
        Hypothetical as I wouldn't. Now please let's have no more questions on this matter. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 09:20:29
        
        are you going to be Lewis Hamilton's manager (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:21:20
        
        No. I can categorically rule that out too. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 3, 09:34:08
        
        Going to be tough for him (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:40:25
        
        Simon Jordan isn't at Palace anymore though is he? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 09:42:02
        
        yes but I couldn't remember the name of that fat bloke who's doing the adminning (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:45:00
- Get in, great start to the day! Nice one lambo! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 3, 08:44:22
  - You could call Megson junior Paul or Paula (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 09:25:37
- Nice start to the day.... every day we love him more and more! (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 08:40:24
Super Chicken! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 3, 07:54:41
WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Mar 3, 00:43:08