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Some late info linking us with Pitman (NCFC) - Blossom, Jan 31, 20:42:08
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:44:15
- ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:43:29
  - jealous lurd? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 31, 20:44:30
    - my dogs only little (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:45:21
      - How does he smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 31, 20:54:26
        
        Badly (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 21:00:04
- I dont get it?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 31, 20:43:18
Let's try not to get too upset about a player 95% hadn't heard of this time last month eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:26:07
- he scored against us (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:27:28
  - are you suggesting that you could name every player (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 20:31:16
    - last season (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:35:21
      - can't do this on the internet obviously (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 20:38:30
        
        He'll probably still be devastated about Muggy not winning a grand slam (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:52:57
        
        only wimbledon (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:54:56
        
        tho the point lurd made (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:40:18
        
        We played more than 50 games last season (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 31, 20:52:37
        
        wrong (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:55:37
        
        dont think you could do that either. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 31, 20:59:40
        
        just thinking how to set that quiz up (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 21:02:55
        
        no, you just give names of players who played against us and he says if they scored or not (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 31, 21:05:58
        
        pretty much the same thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 21:08:12
        
        how about just assuming he's full of shit (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 31, 21:10:26
        
        POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 21:11:06
        
        thanks, someone had to say it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 31, 21:12:03
        
        chillax people (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 21:09:22
        
        i think you're confusing geeky statto internet friends with the majority of CR dwellers (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:44:15
        
        they are not true fans (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:47:29
    - Half our season ticket holders dont know our own squad ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:34:40
    - ROFL (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:32:06
  - Many people have scored against us. I can't be expected to remember them all. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 31, 20:29:25
  - No true Norwich fan would call Lambert a cunt (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:29:09
    - never met paul lambert tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 20:35:36
    - no true fan would slag holt off-or support rodent or sit on his arse at home on matchdays (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 31, 20:33:13
  - True fans (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 20:28:23
Joe Lewis......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 31, 16:57:30
- Look out, Captain Obvious is here. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 31, 17:02:51
4-0 Millwall tomorrow. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 16:28:06
- no-draw (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 31, 16:31:45
  - You have to respect Selwyn's view (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jan 31, 16:37:05
    - Why, have you seen him on King Street? (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jan 31, 16:41:25
      - No saw him at the Riverside selling his buy one get a half of one ticket scam (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jan 31, 16:44:02
        
        Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jan 31, 16:44:42
  - 4-4? (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jan 31, 16:32:16
- Good stuff. That'll make thanking journey all the more... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 16:30:52
  - ? *the journey* (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 16:31:27
I've got to go to a fancy dress party. What should I go as? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:03:09
- A premature ejaculation (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 31, 11:12:09
  - Twice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:12:57
- Twiki. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 11:11:06
- Simon Pegg (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:10:56
- A giant cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 31, 11:09:58
  - Subtle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:11:11
    - Isn't it? I could lend him a huge foam funbutton. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 11:11:48
      - Huh, you could make it as big as you like and he still wouldn't be able to find it (n/m) (General Chat) - Mrs Bay, Jan 31, 11:14:04
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:24:41
        
        What are you doing out of the kitchen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:14:58
        
        Steve in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Mrs Bay, Jan 31, 11:15:54
        
        Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Matt Damon, Jan 31, 11:18:32
        
        thenthiscarpulledout (n/m) (General Chat) - thenthiscarpulledout, Jan 31, 11:58:05
- A Poomer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 11:09:45
- Norfolk Ninja (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 11:09:31
  - ^^ good ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:11:40
    - I might go as a ninja. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:12:47
      - Ginja Ninja (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:17:02
        
        Am not ginger. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:18:41
        
        I'm sorry, I remember that photo you put up on the Great North Run (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:23:41
      - Best bit about that is, if you change your mind and don't fancy it, you can always claim (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 11:14:13
- Rednap hanging out of the back of someone? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 31, 11:09:30
- John Hartson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 11:08:49
- A premature ejaculation (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 31, 11:08:30
- go as richard keys (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 11:08:23
- Don't ever go to fancy dress parties. Don't do it. Nothing good can come of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 31, 11:07:29
  - ^^^^ this (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 11:11:48
- Go as Elliot Bennett. And remember to pop to Asda on the way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 11:07:12
- what ever you go as (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 31, 11:06:58
- Don Warrington (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 11:05:54
  - Kiwi boot polish and a deep voice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 11:10:02
- "33".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 11:05:45
BREAKING NEWS.....Lee Croft...... (NCFC) - grays, Jan 31, 10:08:08
- So all your posts where he was re-signing for us? (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 10:29:30
  - It was about Lee Croft re-signing for us, if I remember correctly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 10:42:13
- It's no concidence - Sheffield has a street named after him after all. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 10:10:44
  - Next to "Hawley Street" I see (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 31, 10:23:12
  - He should buy a house there. Small smart. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 10:17:24
    - ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 10:19:25
      - ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 10:24:43
        
        Jack Frost is a rather handsome fellow (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 31, 11:13:11
        
        Company policy denies access to this web page. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php. Categor (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 10:26:59
        
        Try this (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 10:29:35
        
        that looks nothing like Lee Croft (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 10:51:22
        
        ^ that works (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 10:32:25
        
        *Shittyfacebooksecurityface* (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 10:42:32
        
        dunt for me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 10:38:55
        
        so you work in cairo too? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike the sphincter, Jan 31, 11:02:41
        
        oh - it's FB link to the wrath group - someone done a photo under the Lee Croft sign. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 10:28:35
- about his level (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 10:09:02
Good away point, roll on the next game. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 29, 17:27:53
- Oh no (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 17:29:58
- Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 29, 17:29:33
Not a bad result but............... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:07:33
- Queue Bennett ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jan 29, 17:11:48
  - I think we can make the playoffs with the current squad. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:14:25
    - Lita??? you serious? he's awful. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jan 29, 17:40:11
    - I F*****g HATE The Play Off's (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 29, 17:16:48
      - o'f'f's (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 29, 17:20:11
      - Current squad is not top 2 (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 29, 17:19:35
        
        pretty much agree........ if anything we are over achieving slightly. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:23:16
      - I think we may regret not pushing the boat out this season (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:19:22
        
        How can we push the boat out further? We're skint. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 17:25:18
        
        Says who? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:30:54
        
        Says the balance sheet (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Jan 29, 17:34:14
        
        so you didnt see the interview with the chairman after the AGM......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 18:47:51
        
        We may well do though (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 29, 17:26:33
        
        bennett didnt come on (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Jan 29, 17:37:33
        
        We always say that though (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 29, 17:21:26
        
        The chairman said it after the AGM.......hopefully monday will bring some suprises. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:24:28
        
        I mean re the teams coming down (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 29, 17:25:22
        
        But none of the teams are in financial trouble....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:28:00
      - agreed (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:18:39
      - I wish somebody would tell me now (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 29, 17:18:26
  - Hopefully (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 29, 17:12:49
First twat to call for Cody to come back. How many times FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 29, 17:07:24
- I heard there is an injury clause for recall.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:15:54
  - Where did you hear that? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 17:23:43
    - Delia rang me last night....... she told me after the phone sex thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 17:33:19
      - ^ on tilt. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 17:35:24
        
        LOL, one of us is......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 29, 18:47:04
A point at our least successful ground will be decent imo. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 16:40:30
- Father Abraham will score late (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 29, 16:47:56
  - Bloody Hell, I Don't Believe This... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 29, 16:59:09
- I was just gonna post the same thing (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 29, 16:41:18
Cody scores too. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 16:13:26
Gill scored too. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 15:35:31
- 2-0 Norwich! Y'army! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 29, 15:40:56
- we are too good for all the leagues (NCFC) - city_lad, Jan 29, 15:38:03
Oli Johnson has scored for Yeovil (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 15:27:14
- Though he may be being marked by OTJ so not entirely surprising. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 15:27:43
Anyone else read this in Guardian by the 'Secret Footballer' re footy punditry?.. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 13:41:20
- Pundits aren't there though for the minority who do understand football. (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 29, 15:37:58
  - Are there that many casual viewers that know nothing about football though? (Other Football) - Arganth, Jan 29, 15:40:00
    - You've been to Carrow Road right? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 29, 15:54:26
- Wonder who it is (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 29, 13:54:19
  - Clark Carlisle? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 13:54:57
    - Prem player isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 29, 13:56:00
      - I think it's John Terry (n/m) (Other Football) - pygmy, Jan 29, 14:06:44
- yes (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 29, 13:50:13
  - Good (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 29, 13:58:52
    - I'd like a just crowd noise option (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 29, 13:59:22
      - yes with sub options (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 29, 14:10:55
      - You'd miss comment like 'Big, beefy and bothersom' though. (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Jan 29, 14:08:41
        
        I have done (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 14:16:36
        
        Chap who stands in front of me listens to game on radio! (n/m) (Other Football) - Swanny, Jan 29, 14:10:25
        
        FFS rolls eyes (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 29, 14:11:48
        
        He might be blind (Other Football) - pygmy, Jan 29, 14:13:39
      - Did the BBC not try that a while back? (Other Football) - Swanny, Jan 29, 14:07:32
      - same here (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 29, 14:02:07
SWP rumours again (Other Football) - city_lad, Jan 29, 10:53:55
- Yeah, Fulham, Newcastle, etc (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 29, 11:51:44
Kris Commons is off to Celtics. (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 27, 10:29:07
- *should have (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jan 27, 10:38:34
  - Thanks (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 27, 10:43:43
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jan 27, 10:54:36
... (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 26, 16:40:03
- I wasn't here to comment on it at the time, but if I were, I would have said 'arf'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 26, 16:55:59
- Bernard Butler played on, and produced one of her albums (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 16:52:23
  - I wouldn't mind seeing her in suede. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 26, 16:55:07
- Look FFS ! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 26, 16:45:09
  - in my hay-day i'd have smashed it (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Jan 26, 17:11:46
  - That was way funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 26, 16:48:54
    - Youtube does produce the odd diamond in amongst the shit (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 26, 16:54:29
      - Can you find please (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 26, 16:55:11
        
        'skier hit in balls' . i can't find the one with the comments (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 26, 17:11:35
- Grow up. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 26, 16:43:33
ION: Adebayor has gone to Real Madrid. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 25, 21:12:43
- Chelsea had a bid of ?52m rejected for Kun Ageuro and Diego Godin as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 25, 21:13:48
do away ghouls count in this? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 21:10:29
- They will have to go forward now which will obviously suit le arsehole (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 25, 21:11:31
- after et (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 21:10:40
  - that's just silly, gives the way team an extra 30 mins to score a ghoul ffs! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 21:12:15
Best thing I've ever seen Bender do. (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 25, 21:07:37
So Commons can be had on the cheap............. (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 25, 18:18:25
- Where would he play? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 25, 18:35:44
- We don't need him (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 25, 18:21:35
"Norfolk Cafu". (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:15:51
- Is he on a load of steroids that are keeping him playing years longer than he should?? (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 25, 13:50:43
- Fuck your Adel Taarabt, we've a Horse up front (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 25, 13:39:27
- He has. Despite what the EDP says, that there Yellalee off of here and Twitter invented it (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 25, 13:31:24
  - i know he did (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:50:12
    - It was sung on Saturday at Sheff U. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:56:48
      - really? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 16:07:49
      - To what tune? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 25, 14:01:51
        
        Sloop John B (they're all to the tune of Sloop John FUcking B these days) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:20:45
        
        Re scanage: does that work?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:55:57
        
        "Scansion is a bit painful tbh." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:56:56
        
        That's my point - it's beyond "a bit painful".. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:58:30
        
        Fine Day by Miss Jane (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jan 25, 14:12:13
        
        Norfolk Cafooo.... (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jan 25, 14:27:24
So today Benno, AKA Gordon Bennett and SWP could all sign for us... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 08:47:31
- SWP? (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 25, 10:09:29
- 3 Right Wingers (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 25, 09:12:24
  - We sold Cureton (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 25, 09:26:03
- we don't need em (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 25, 09:05:03
- really? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 08:50:51
  - According to this board... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 08:55:12
    - get in! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 08:55:45
FAO Frank Lampard (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:27:32
- I don't think he posts on here (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 19:37:31
  - are you joking? (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:37:56
    - For many users this is their world (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 19:38:36
      - you called me an idiot the other day (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:41:00
        
        How're your chest pains? Good dump sort them out? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 24, 19:44:32
        
        Not had any last 2 days thanks (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:46:11
- Blimey, it's only a game mate (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 24, 19:35:44
  - don't call me mate (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:37:31
    - Look (Other Football) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 24, 19:41:17
      - he's scored 2 vs Ippo (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:41:57
        
        Against who? (Other Football) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 24, 19:44:33
        
        are you suggesting (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:46:46
        
        I'm suggesting that he doesn't have a problem scoring against shit (Other Football) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 24, 19:48:18
        
        most of the prem is shit (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:50:19
        
        Nicely sidestepped (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 24, 19:51:03
    - Should have picked RVP tbf (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 19:38:02
      - agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 24, 19:39:45
Otto twatted: on Talksport after 7 with Collymore (Other Football) - norway, Jan 24, 18:49:37
- Who was that on before 7pm? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 19:01:04
  - Normally Adrian Durham and Darren Gough (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 19:03:52
    - Gough, yes. I knew I recognised the voice. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 19:05:58
- I was just about to post the same (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 24, 18:56:23
  - Has Otto been on yet? (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Jan 24, 19:30:16
    - not yet. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 19:35:32
      - Thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Jan 24, 19:39:33
      - yeah, all this moral outrage is a bit hard to listen to (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 24, 19:38:49
        
        They're going to call me back - will post a 2-minute warning if I can :) (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 19:42:22
        
        haha good on you, I'll turn the sound down for a bit then (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 24, 19:45:38
I've had a bet on scum tomorrow (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 24, 17:53:16
- Norwich aren't playing tomorrow matr (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 24, 18:25:10
- Oh look........ its "jewellsbarmyarmy" (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 24, 17:55:32
  - posted from the hot-tub no doubt (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 24, 17:59:17
    - I dont get these strange insults.........which are actually compliments.. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 24, 19:02:05
      - you sound like a complete cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 24, 19:38:48
  - I thought Bucks had been outed (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jan 24, 17:58:13
    - I'm city till I die or I'm on a vegetative state. Whichever comes first (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 24, 18:00:22
      - ^^^sets up poor response^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 24, 18:00:45
Might be ww2 but look at this. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 13:34:08
- I changed my mind about the gun laws........... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 23, 18:51:31
- Didn't realise Billy Graham was a scummer (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 23, 14:23:38
- What a fucking retard, do humans like this really exist?? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 23, 14:13:12
  - yes, yes you do (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:15:01
    - Ooooo I see what you did there!!!!!!! (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 23, 14:16:07
      - cheers mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:45:07
- That's golden (NCFC) - trianglepatch, Jan 23, 14:05:36
- I didn't realise Bucks was so young (NCFC) - SCUMMER, Jan 23, 13:54:50
- Quality, :D :D (n/m) (NCFC) - Swanny, Jan 23, 13:44:47
- Beautiful; you can't write comedy like that (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jan 23, 13:42:07
- ROLF (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 23, 13:38:28
My life is great - I have loads of money, a stunning wife, a huge fuck-off telly and that (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 23, 13:31:45
- She's a slag mate (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 23, 13:35:04
- not only do i have all that you have, but i'm so rich (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 23, 13:35:00
  - I'm so rich, (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 23, 13:42:55
Keys and Gray caught being sexist off camera (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 23, 10:54:51
- haha good (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 23, 10:57:10
Anyone notice Judas Marshall has been on the bench for Villa? (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 10:05:53
- Are you Delia Soccerdome Twatterer? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 11:38:17
  - Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 12:06:31
- And Friedel's just been declared bankrupt. Who knows, might get his chance... (NCFC) - jampersands, Jan 23, 10:25:32
- Please don't say EPL. Please. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 23, 10:16:48
  - European Premier League? Is this new? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 23, 10:53:28
For those who like stats.............44 goals scored..... the breakdown (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 23, 05:11:47
- % of usacanary posts that anyone cares about (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 10:07:01
  - ^^^Gayerz gotta gay (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 23, 18:56:51
- 35 goals conceded.............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 23, 05:26:21
Dear Derby............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 22, 19:26:54
- Yeah 'cos we really need another lazy attacking midfielder (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 19:30:18
  - YCNHTMLM (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 22, 19:31:52
- fairly chuffed we set them on the road to oblivion (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 19:28:17
A Forest fan on Facebook is giving it the big one saying they are "light years" ahead of (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 19:15:22
- I think i'm reading the same status as you... (n/m) (NCFC) - Rusty Steele, Jan 22, 19:41:17
- No idea about them (NCFC) - jampersands, Jan 22, 19:24:25
  - He's now banging on about being 32 games unbeaten at home. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 19:37:48
    - I am... (n/m) (NCFC) - Rusty Steele, Jan 22, 19:42:14
    - just the most important game of all (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 22, 19:41:39
Kevin phillips (NCFC) - brundall canary, Jan 22, 17:44:03
- i'm sure that lambo knows what he is doing (NCFC) - Dave Bathroom, Jan 22, 17:53:21
  - ^^^^^^^This................/thread (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 22, 17:57:31
- Opposite to the 'young' statement (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 22, 17:47:43
- Yep, heard a little tinkle (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 22, 17:45:36
- Not Lambert type, surely (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Jan 22, 17:45:13
- No not heard nothing on here (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jan 22, 17:44:37
  - No Phillips does not fit lamberts ethos... (NCFC) - brundall canary, Jan 22, 18:25:27
  - Not saying he wouldn't be great but doesn't fit in with the Lambert criteria. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 22, 17:45:41
  - wall of silence innit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:45:32
    - I only can only get existing player info tbh (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 17:48:24
      - wilbraham? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:48:57
    - Where's Tricky when you need him? (n/m) (NCFC) - new username, Jan 22, 17:47:22
      - make up ya own gags (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:47:50
    - Simple way of confirming it (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 22, 17:46:35
      - ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:47:30
Shame the other teams at the top keep picking up points. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 17:09:21
- not a disaster tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:10:22
  - ... (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 17:11:01
Crofts is our Gerrard (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 16:52:28
- what, we play better without him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 22, 16:54:42
  - Idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 16:57:00
- Hopefully not as injured as Gerrard! (n/m) (NCFC) - God of Haxball, Jan 22, 16:53:24
  - and not as cuntish (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 17:08:32
Whitbread off - injured? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 22, 16:50:07
- He has been fit for an unusually long time (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Jan 22, 16:54:24
- Hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 22, 16:53:40
That new bristol murderer suspect (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 21, 13:00:35
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Jan 21, 13:06:09
- You fucker, I clicked on that second pic as I asnwered the phone. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 21, 13:04:22
- First one looks like a skinny version of someone who users this board (General Chat) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 21, 13:04:13
  - I think he looks like Mark Viduka (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 21, 13:09:12
  - Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 21, 13:09:11
  - prick (General Chat) - pants, Jan 21, 13:08:16
- before opening the 2nd pic (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 13:02:44
  - oi oi! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 13:02:57
Ahem, bargain :-( (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 21, 10:27:22
- I thought that was a lot personally (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 21, 10:48:12
  - Err, yes - I was being sarcastic (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 21, 11:34:09
- If they get 2 good seasons out of him its a good deal (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 21, 10:35:04
  - Jones and Carew will be a horrible sight (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 21, 10:38:53
    - Perfect for Stoke though. LUMP!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 21, 10:45:30
  - Im still shocked that Pullis was not in for John Parkin (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 21, 10:38:19
    - I'm surprised we weren't in for him (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 21, 10:46:01
      - Lambert did say he wanted hungry players (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 21, 10:54:19
        
        ROLF (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 10:55:06
      - I actually think he is good at this level (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 21, 10:53:32
- saying nuffin (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 21, 10:28:05
Views on this bar before a home game please: (General Chat) - andy57, Jan 20, 21:50:57
- Hard to get served on matchdays. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 20, 22:20:57
- It's alright tbf (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 20, 22:12:43
  - good for dodgy clump too (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 20, 22:22:22
- It's where selwyns goes (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 20, 22:00:19
  - Is that where bottles of wine are 4 quid? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 22:07:04
    - I can tell you're tempted. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 20, 22:39:53
      - Must be a good place to go for a shit though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 23:01:34
- busy (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 20, 21:56:56
- It's like any other Wetherspoons (General Chat) - Duck, Jan 20, 21:55:43
  - There are better Wetherspoon's as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 20, 22:47:40
    - There's one in Sheffield called Spunk-Beard Island. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 20, 22:59:24
      - Is that in Sheffield? I thought it was Nottingham. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 20, 23:07:50
  - agreed, why not go to a real pub with proper beer? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 20, 22:07:58
Damn, thought he was going to be ours next season. (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 20, 20:20:26
- He's only 25? Seems to have been around for years. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 22:15:08
- we wont be in for rubbish like that next season (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 20, 21:40:40
clubs a joke-4-1 sheffield (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 20, 15:11:24
- Already done this one Sellavision (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 20, 15:45:13
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 20, 16:19:01
- great news (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 20, 15:15:22
- Get in!! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 20, 15:13:57
- afternoon sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 15:13:31
  - hello (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 20, 15:14:06
FAO: Scrampers. Cheers for all your pub advice/directions yesty - we had a good ol' sortie (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:21:17
- Did you enjoy the gig? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 20, 13:06:11
  - It was ok, not as good as the last time I saw him, which was about 20 years ago. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 13:08:07
    - Yeah I thought some of the solos were a bit self-indulgent - (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 20, 13:11:11
      - Avoid going to see his son too, boring (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:29:55
  - Did you go down Mill Road? There are some nice old pubby type pubs down there and on the (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 20, 13:07:27
- I bet you had a great time. Was probably almost as good as (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:45:05
  - the problem is you don't know how to handle them (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 20, 12:51:23
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:26:53
- did you ask to have a look at the ceiling in the back room of The Eagle? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:25:55
  - No, it was very busy - good atmosphere in there though. Lot of clump in Cambridge. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:28:02
    - boo, Garry 2Arse would've loved it right off (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:31:35
      - I used to drink in there all the time as a stoooodent (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 20, 12:36:16
        
        hey Old Git (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 20, 12:48:55
        
        These are the ones we done: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:43:18
        
        What were the toilets in the cow like? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 20, 12:44:19
        
        i usually manage to get lost in there (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:49:07
        
        They smelt bad. The Baron of Beef had the best smelling cludgies out of all the pub (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:47:12
        
        Mrs MBK sends him to The Kings for that very reason (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:46:20
        
        idiotic (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:52:17
Questions for IED to ask Mark Hughes tomorrow:- (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:20:06
- Ask him what the difference is between a goose. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 20, 12:58:49
- have you ever, ever felt like this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:50:52
- Mark, Are you called Sparky because you're electric in bed? (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Jan 20, 12:43:46
- Do you know who I am ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:41:46
- Have you ever seen a grown man naked? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 20, 12:36:50
- Do you like movies about gladiators? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 20, 12:36:02
- Do an MBK dilemma. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:35:56
  - I was disappointed with the *live* dilemma (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 12:46:58
    - I missed that, what was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:49:29
      - It was stillborn (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 12:52:53
    - ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:49:04
      - Don't you remember? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 12:52:42
        
        vaguely - was put on the spot. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:55:51
        
        In Roti? Think it's coming back to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 13:00:21
        
        I remember your "Who the fuck are these people?" rant about Woodsy's crew. And confusion (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 13:09:22
        
        My right, her left. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 13:12:07
        
        haha! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 13:21:43
- Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 20, 12:34:46
- Would you like to hear a poem? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:32:38
  - haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 12:46:25
  - Snort (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 20, 12:36:41
- What's it like being interviewed by me? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 12:29:59
  - No. What was the highlight of your career before being interviewed by me? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:32:01
  - Are you interviewing him too (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jan 20, 12:31:47
    - Wrorth (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 20, 12:37:04
- is Brighton a town or a city? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:28:39
  - Brighton is a town, Brighton & Hove is a city (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 20, 12:34:04
    - No Brighton & Hove is an Albion (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:42:33
      - Yes, like West Bromwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:43:30
        
        and stirling (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:47:24
        
        Not Plymouth though, that's an Argyle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:58:14
        
        Is Sheffield a Wednesday? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 20, 13:01:53
        
        Only the bit that's not united. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 13:10:07
        
        So then the whole of sheffield is not united? (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jan 20, 13:26:28
  - A town innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:30:33
- What are the main causes of Harmful Algal Blooms in coastal environments (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jan 20, 12:28:38
  - Is it glue? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:36:56
    - I dunno that is why I wanna ask sparky (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jan 20, 12:41:24
- What's it like being married to Alf Stewart? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:27:10
- Why did you enjoy elbowing other players so much? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:24:20
- Do you want to sign Wilbraham? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 20, 12:24:10
- Mark, I'm interviewing Sir Alex, Capello and Mourinho next week on a Caribbean Island, do (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 12:23:49
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:29:29
- How did you maintain such phenomenal thigh girth throughout your playing career? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:21:52
- have you ever had a pork pie filled with jism jelly? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:20:43
- Have you ever been to Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 20, 12:20:36
  - Is it true that you are signing Graham and is he to be given the number 9 shirt? (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jan 20, 12:21:48
Am I the only one confused by this battle? (Other Football) - Dog, Jan 20, 11:15:38
- And Crystal Palace are moving back to Crystal Palace, so can get Spuds to do up their (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 20, 12:14:26
- Spuds plan for the Olympic stadium and Crystal Palace put together (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 11:33:25
  - I haven't read the article... (Other Football) - Dog, Jan 20, 11:58:08
    - I have now, an interesting read... (Other Football) - Dog, Jan 20, 12:04:20
- Spuds seem to have a bottomless treasure chest (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 20, 11:18:44
  - Jews (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 11:43:27
    - and? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:12:30
      - My race are known for having a lot of money (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:19:28
        
        jews aren't a race (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:22:26
        
        Not getting into that one (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:24:23
        
        that Judaism is a religion? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:28:22
        
        shouldn't you be logging in as pedantic (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:23:53
        
        my race too (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:21:55
    - Oh dear. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:59:53
      - Jew shouldn't take me seriously* (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 12:12:03
        
        Oh OK. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:33:22
        
        i'm so glad i held back and waited for someone else to post it lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:14:45
    - blimey! hello "mel gibson!" (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 20, 11:50:13
    - are they a bit dodgy? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 11:44:45
  - all from uncle Harry's Brown Paper Bag of Dogy Dealings! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 20, 11:39:49
My Muslim Opticians has closed (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 20, 10:02:59
- Ha (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 20, 10:06:51
- LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 10:04:24
- FFS !! (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 20, 10:03:50
Danny Green at dagenham (NCFC) - loz, Jan 20, 09:53:30
- Don't think we've ever officially been interest (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 20, 10:02:09
  - There was a link in the mirror before him (NCFC) - loz, Jan 20, 10:25:03
if korma = tennis, then squash = jalfrezi, and football = vindaloo (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 19, 13:32:42
- You are this man (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 19, 13:35:31
  - finchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 19, 13:50:47
  - he wishes he was that man (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 19, 13:39:50
    - Will (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 19, 14:06:24
      - Gareth you twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 19, 14:12:12
        
        FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 19, 14:16:44
- Uribeesi? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 13:33:51
  - Balti? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 13:36:14
- Football can be agonising, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 19, 13:33:46
Re: Neil Doncaster below. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 19, 12:29:13
- It's also an indication of how f***ed Jock Footy is now. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 19, 12:39:34
Askou, Hughes, Gill, OTJ, McNamee and Jackson all in the squad for tonights Senior Cup tie (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 17, 12:39:35