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Shall I bother watching Flashforward? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 23:54:36
- I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 23:58:54
  - and....? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 9, 00:05:19
    - Yes. I liked the first two episodes (General Chat) - Small, Oct 9, 00:27:17
- Give it a go (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 23:56:15
  - ok, I saw some episode reviews (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 23:59:31
    - What does betfair think? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 9, 00:03:07
      - don't know, not seen anything about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 9, 00:05:09
h (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 23:48:14
Did Brucie call someone a Paki at the Lisbon Treaty in ireland? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 23:33:53
- no, but he talked alot of sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 23:38:46
I've been reading my quality NC merchandise as recommended by Grant Holt magazine. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Oct 8, 23:07:21
- I just decided to open my Grant Holt Sock magazine... (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 23:14:09
  - I did see the post when I got in and thought "have I ever read this stupid sky magazine? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 23:34:36
  - Would you buy those socks? They don't look like they'll fit over his calves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Oct 8, 23:23:00
    - I just had a look at his calves. They're bulging. I'd buy his sock (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 23:32:29
Question Time from the Tory conference with Ian Hislop. Could be fun. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 8, 22:16:21
- Lasted about 3 minutes, that guy from Lie to Me should be on the panel (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 22:56:37
- I've just noticed there's some Cricket on Eurosport (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 22:32:39
Anyone on here build websites? I've spotted an opportunity via work (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 21:10:35
- Building a website is pretty easy as......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 21:54:27
  - I want to set up a betting exchange website (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 22:23:16
    - problem is getting liquidity on the various markets...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:26:14
      - ok, but talking about the actual site (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 22:32:39
        
        fairly because of security. programming and customer service. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:38:51
        
        ah bugger, so ?1k wouldn't be enough? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 22:42:49
        
        My company doesnt work with gambling sites, so its not thaIm looking to explore (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 22:40:36
  - Send them my way for affiliate marketing :) (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 21:59:18
- i've spotted an opportunity! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 21:42:23
  - what is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 21:56:55
    - it's a lifesaver (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:08:40
      - Dragons Den time (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 8, 22:09:17
        
        Dragons Den is horrific for genuinely good ideas. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:12:50
        
        what is this dragon's den thing of which I hear people speak? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 22:12:06
        
        You have to have an exceptional idea to get on it like the bloke... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 8, 22:14:46
        
        yes. surprised that no-one IN THE ENTIRE WORLD hadn't come up with that before (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:17:42
        
        it's not really relevant in this case (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:13:12
        
        what's your idea? you can tell me because I don't even live in the UK (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 22:17:28
  - several thousand (General Chat) - CWC, Oct 8, 21:56:34
    - not wholly unreasonable (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:06:37
      - feck knows (General Chat) - CWC, Oct 8, 22:55:43
      - Google It You Lazy Fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 22:19:20
        
        that's a bit like masturbation (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:22:59
        
        you'll have to give us your idea then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 22:33:43
      - Easy answer.............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:08:36
        
        there isn't a demand yet because people don't know they want it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:12:05
        
        parallel thinking......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:22:51
        
        have you done any market research? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 22:16:41
        
        bollocks to market research Dave (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:20:24
      - tell me (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 22:08:10
        
        I might (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 22:10:15
        
        i've got a bottle of rum and some peanut flavour corn puffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 22:14:13
- Pixelman was asking for something the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 21:16:16
  - That was for Flash. He never got back to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 21:44:34
  - I tried to build one myself before, it was poor and for this to work it really needs (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 21:21:18
    - How much of an opportunity? (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 8, 21:39:33
      - A couple of hundred quid? (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 21:51:25
        
        If you think there's good money in it then drop me an email with more info (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 8, 22:06:29
        
        Do you know if they work in a specific sector? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 22:32:35
        
        Tell us more about the product? (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 21:57:07
        
        It will be build with a view to promoting a specific finance product (General Chat) - conker, Oct 8, 22:00:46
        
        Sounds incredibly simple........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:07:24
        
        I had a brilliantly simple idea on the way home from work this eve....... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 8, 22:12:37
        
        Ironically............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:16:06
        
        Unfortunately there is one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 22:23:50
        
        There are also numerous pizza franchises.......... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:28:14
        
        because it's really hard to start up a chip shop ithout the support of a franchiser (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 22:33:08
        
        It's even easier to start up a burger joint without McDonalds (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:40:34
        
        Maybe. Maybe there is more room in the market for Fish&Chip Franchises (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 22:50:02
        
        They have a few huge fried fish franchises in the US. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:56:54
        
        Talking of franchises.............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 22:58:28
        
        and now they're popping up over here (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 23:07:30
        
        What like Harry Ramsdens's? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 23:22:19
        
        Fish and Chip Thursday is a tradition for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 8, 22:17:01
FAO usacanary - you know that squad picture that you put (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 20:41:29
- do you want a cross through their names and their heads removed? (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:57:54
  - As requested an update to the Goalkeepers........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 21:22:31
  - oooh decisions -just a X through the name please (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 21:00:50
    - there are none apart from Whaley and Alnwick.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 21:24:01
  - theo should just be missing (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 20:59:41
  - hands up who's laughing very much? (wait till malky sees this) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 20:58:57
    - YES. Can you put a Gooses head on one of them, and get the new clock in (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 21:04:20
      - I'm not very good at these, will this do? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 21:15:36
        
        Goosecubes. I knew someone would take those novelty ice cube trays one step further (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 21:19:16
      - and change the font (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 21:05:46
        
        And Lambo's got the physique of Rab C Nesbitt... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 21:06:33
        
        c u hen! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 21:10:31
Anyone know which stand is the "family" stand at Scumsville? I need to buy a ticket (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Oct 8, 20:25:30
- IT disgusts me! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:26:46
  - You dont like computers? There's a revelation! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 20:28:55
    - Have you nicked my jokebook? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:37:38
      - I was just reading out the one you circled on page 9 (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 20:40:32
        
        *walks off head down, rousing laughter in the background, otto shaking his head in total (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:48:25
        
        not sure that 'abdication' is the word you meant there. (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 20:49:32
        
        I used in terms of giving up on someone (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:53:41
        
        'umbridge' probably (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 8, 20:52:03
        
        THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TRY AND USE CLEVER LANGUAGE ON HERE, I HATE YOU ALL (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:54:43
        
        and things are back to normal in wotbville (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 20:55:29
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:55:43
        
        I prefer abidcation. Either way, I owned him like the bitch he is (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 20:51:43
        
        no you didn't (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 20:53:02
Jesus, is there something in the water, tonight? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 8, 20:18:23
- Let me make you feel good (General Chat) - Kavana, Oct 8, 21:14:46
- Most of this shit needs to be moved to "http://www.abovetopsecret.com/" (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:28:33
- Politics and football don't mix very well (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 20:26:05
International duty........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:01:57
- Dunno....this one really stinks though. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 20:13:23
  - There should be a rule on pointless games. (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:19:44
    - What's happened to Jed Steer? (NCFC) - andross, Oct 8, 21:01:13
      - injured (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 21:10:20
        
        doh (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Oct 8, 21:35:37
It depends on the prize and knowing where teh real thing lies (General Chat) - Kavana, Oct 8, 19:56:11
- This is all a bit surreal, wasn't this about last week as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:58:28
  - I don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 20:00:42
    - Hello Mr T (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 20:01:01
      - yo pants. you alright? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 20:02:15
        
        aye, just sticking some .bin's on cards :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 20:03:50
        
        haven't got a clue what you are on about! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 20:05:22
        
        Trying to look clever :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 20:06:40
        
        oh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 20:10:09
        
        Same here, off to Leeds tomorrow night. Party time (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 20:12:53
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 19:57:15
smug cunt (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:09:29
- I am not sure if it will ever become public............... (Other Football) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:42:23
- his face is looking more porcine (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:22:19
  - Christ! It's selwyn in disguise (Other Football) - Small, Oct 8, 19:41:45
  - two legs good four legs better (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:31:01
- Great shoes! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 8, 19:13:15
  - DOOMshoes (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Oct 8, 20:07:00
    - Doomcastor lmfaolollorofl ma tits off, Brilliant! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:07:47
      - some sort of evil beaver? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 20:45:09
- Stare at that long enough, and I see Terry Christian (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 19:10:23
  - I saw Simon Cowell! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 20:37:58
    - Where? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:38:29
      - you saw Terry Christain and I saw Simon Cowell (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 20:48:19
        
        You'll have to get scc or brandon to tell you about the time they played top trumps on the (Other Football) - pants, Oct 8, 20:52:15
        
        I must remember to ask about that game it sounds (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 21:03:08
        
        was it scc that was drunk and got out the track side of the carraige? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 21:14:06
        
        ian - brom knew (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 20:49:32
No-one ever questions who the country is in debt to and where the money we borrowed.. (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 18:19:48
- She also claims to have a cure for cancer! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 8, 19:27:55
- I can make you feel good (n/m) (General Chat) - Kavana, Oct 8, 19:20:34
- this is an interesting read... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:00:10
  - All all the people on that island (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:08:26
- You could spend your whole life worrying about shit you can't control or.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:00:10
  - if everyone did that then nothing would ever be changed (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:04:22
    - You do the changing for me...........That way I have more time to enjoy my life. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:08:00
  - Yes.. but when it's the major issue in our upcoming election it's worth considering.. (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 19:02:20
    - really.........LOL. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:12:27
      - How about you give Obama time to amke any real changes, oh and time to get out (General Chat) - megson, Oct 8, 19:56:48
      - that's because Obama has precisely the same agenda as all the cunts who've served before (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:20:47
        
        And British politicians are so much different..........LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:28:03
        
        did I say they weren't? Your constant condescending tone really fucks me off (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:31:11
        
        So you agree with me........ OK fair enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:36:25
        
        no I don't, but since I haven't opined on that until know, how the fuck would you know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:58:41
        
        That reply was a bit wordy....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:07:37
        
        Don't Barrack Obama! (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:22:35
      - Lucky you then. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 19:16:07
    - the clue is in his username (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 8, 19:07:51
      - chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:18:35
      - I am way too old to know everything. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:13:28
      - That's why I said 'our' election. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 19:09:19
        
        "Our" as in British........good job I was born overlooking the nest on rosary road. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:17:30
        
        Fuck off you pompous cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 19:19:51
        
        You first. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 8, 19:28:47
        
        ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 8, 19:21:24
      - does it say cunt? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 8, 19:08:29
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 19:09:58
        
        ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:09:07
- money = garbage. All greed innit? thats why there are still people starving. (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 8, 18:45:30
  - I could do with a new car (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 18:47:23
    - me too! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 8, 18:52:43
      - i don't want the new windows though (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:01:20
- careful, people might not like this link...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 18:41:08
  - looking at some of the other books she's written i'd certainly be skeptical (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:11:58
    - the one's promoting using natural pharmaceuticals and non-drug treatments? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:27:45
      - if they work the active part of what makes it work will be isolated and developed and beco (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:36:59
        
        yeah, probably true. Not sure how much serious research into these things there is (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 20:10:20
      - mind you though, they could quite easily be utter bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 19:32:03
        
        heh, aye (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:38:19
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:39:54
        
        keep trying... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 19:43:35
        
        *sigh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:53:05
      - *this could get a bit bumpy* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 19:31:12
  - however, you might like this.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 18:44:04
- try playing Sim City on Hard (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 18:29:06
  - We DON'T need to borrow money.. China doesn't generally borrow and its now the 2nd largest (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 18:32:09
    - Bonds and Guilts (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 18:47:56
      - They've basically just mortgaged us off for the next 9(nine) years (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 18:51:28
        
        Like taking out as loan with future season tickets as collateral (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 8, 18:55:11
        
        It's scary that we're going to be paying more in interest on these... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 19:09:38
        
        it's another step forward in the privatisation of health and education (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 20:20:49
    - I think we borrow from (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 18:36:33
      - and if we're attacked by UFOs (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:03:02
  - That's bastard difficult. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 18:31:41
    - 2000 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 18:36:56
      - Love that one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 18:52:17
        
        many wasted hours! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 18:54:05
        
        That was by far the best one. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 8, 19:04:17
- The earth is surely bigger than that building? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 18:24:40
  - You'd think wouldn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 18:26:46
    - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *starry eyes* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 18:27:52
      - What does that actually mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 18:28:50
        
        no, not ahhhhhh! (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 18:32:36
        
        never seen that one (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 8, 19:14:00
        
        he just monked (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 18:30:44
        
        Figures. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 8, 18:32:34
we beat the fucking scum (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 17:01:23
- Shake clump on Derby day (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 17:07:06
- any pics? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 17:03:04
Anyone noticed there is SO little NCFC related stuff on here recently? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 16:14:31
- we could have another go at a song for Grant (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 16:25:30
  - I was thinking to the tune of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik 1st Movement... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 8, 16:46:47
    - actually when that bit finishes you could go on to (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 16:56:41
      - don't be daft (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 8, 17:07:16
        
        rising to an (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 17:14:18
        
        Jens Berthel Askou (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 8, 17:25:29
        
        Jens Berthel Askou and his doc, doc (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 17:30:03
        
        Grant Holt scored a goal (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 8, 17:45:57
        
        Theo wouldn't go, wouldn't go to Gillingham (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 17:33:28
- Nah - it's just that people have been watching Cameroon's speech (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Oct 8, 16:21:55
  - I was wondering about our favourite Aussie keeper (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 8, 16:57:28
    - Maybe he wasn't well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 8, 17:06:49
      - Then I suppose he'll get a bollocking-ette for not telling the boss... (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 8, 17:09:49
        
        presumably when he wasn't at the bus station* on time (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 17:15:32
- I nearly did one the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 16:21:45
- Aye, that's about right really. Only so many ways you can say: (NCFC) - megson, Oct 8, 16:20:15
- cos our club's a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 16:19:50
  - we could slag off Scotland for calling up hughs if you like..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 16:24:11
    - actually I'm really annoyed about this (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 16:27:34
      - Oh yeah it's Burley. Conspiracy theory! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 16:30:36
        
        no conspiracy theory needed (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 16:57:36
      - They shouldn't be allowed to do such ridiculous friendlies at such distance during the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 16:30:12
        
        Its about making money isn't it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 18:45:30
      - Are you aquainted then? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:29:25
Does anyone ever go for a piss and there's a mirror in front and you catch a glimpse (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 8, 15:38:35
- how many bogs or urinals do YOU go to that have mirrors next to your cock? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:42:27
  - Nah I just piss in the sink a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 8, 15:48:01
    - ^^^ macdonald's employee (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 8, 15:52:52
      - have they mended the glory hole in Bury library yet? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 15:59:14
        
        How is it broken? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 16:00:59
        
        too small, can't get my organ through it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 8, 16:03:00
        
        try a stylophone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:20:35
        
        or a piccolo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:23:05
        
        Giallanza plays for them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 16:29:39
OMG, he really IS Tony Blair:-( (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:31:23
- Haven't heard the whole speech, only this soundbite (General Chat) - Jambocanary, Oct 8, 16:15:33
- you really dont like the tories do you? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:33:05
  - As I stated a couple of weeks ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:05:01
    - It's going to get worse whatever happens. We've gone busted (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:08:45
      - Except that the Tories will go for the jugular (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:27:46
      - with Thatch in 79, it had to get owrse before it got better.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:10:54
        
        She was rather lucky that we struck oil when we did. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:15:39
        
        She also had lots of state owned businesses to sell off to foreigners (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:17:04
        
        once the banks recover (and they will recover) selling them is what'll make a massive chun (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 16:25:14
        
        They'll only recover because their toxic debt is now owned by the tax payer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:31:27
        
        absolutely (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 16:49:16
        
        Yep that's true. I'm sure there's other stuff they can flog too. How about Windsor Castle (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:28:45
        
        Yebut, apart from a 15 year false bubble, the decline hasn't stopped. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:12:09
    - maybe..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:08:16
  - I don't like any politicians (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:33:41
    - nor do i, but i never see you posting links to gordon brown and slating HIM! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:34:34
      - He hasn't just made a speech (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:35:57
        
        so you will slate him too once the election bandwaggon rolls into town? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:38:22
        
        Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:39:37
        
        Goodo! look forward to that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:41:03
        
        No, you're thinking of Nick Griffin, although I'm sure the (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:50:03
        
        possibly....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:50:45
        
        Certainly used to. Not sure they do now, think they were all driven out by Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:55:13
        
        i hated blair..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:00:32
        
        Cherie Blair's mouth. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 16:04:34
        
        once again Mr Brooke speaks THE TRUTH! FOLLOW THE BROOKSTER! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:08:54
        
        Don't get sucked in by his falsetto spin. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:19:58
        
        How odd (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:01:24
        
        maybe! but seems i was right in the end tho, wunt oi? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:05:00
        
        I think they're all both (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:06:33
i reckon all you life-long labour voters (despite labour being more tory (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 14:59:30
- It's because there's no Socialist alternative. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 15:02:23
  - Can I join please, please (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Oct 8, 16:04:25
    - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 16:05:43
  - Will there be vol-au-vents ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 15:40:43
    - Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 16:06:13
      - That kind of party ? Where do I sling my keys ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 16:11:18
        
        Jafski's hair would get everywhere. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 16:12:42
    - and champaigne! could invite 90's rock stars to a cocktail party! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:43:09
  - Hooray for the Comrades Union of North Thorpe Socialists. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 8, 15:04:42
    - THATS go MY vote...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:05:49
      - It's doomed from the off. There'll be a party split over font policies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 15:24:23
        
        everyone should unite under the Default Sans Seref font! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:28:29
- What the fuck makes you think I'm a life long labour voter? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:02:20
  - your general genre and veiws on politics actually. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:04:27
    - I don't think I have expressed my views on politics, apart from (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:09:24
  - BTW, what was the question? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:04:04
    - there wasnt one. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:05:12
      - I did and wonders why you said the "question" was aimed at me. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:12:34
        
        and...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:27:46
I've just bought this! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 14:34:07
- you must have a ten storey wallet (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 8, 15:03:43
  - I'll have some Good Times with that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 15:12:48
- Fuckanory. You can get the next Joe Baxi hum then. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 8, 14:35:13
  - not now he can't (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 14:37:10
    - Good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 8, 14:41:16
- thats a beautiful thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 14:34:43
  - Yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 8, 14:41:50
  - Yes it is. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 14:39:55
Why do these bloody politishuns have to cart their bints everywhere with them. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 14:32:20
- I'd probably try and have a go on it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 14:40:21
  - You wouldn't get the chance, your a smelly oik. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 14:43:06
- gonna be 1st lady, innit (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 8, 14:37:04
  - Yebut, what do they do? That isn't an officail position. At least (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 14:39:34
    - they try to convince everybody that their husband is their hero (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 14:44:42
- Well you know that lectern he stands behind? Er, have you seen Police Academy? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 8, 14:34:17
Is it called (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 8, 13:46:27
- Why is it in Spanish? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 8, 13:53:35
- Those buffets have certainly taken there toll. Holy blimp. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:52:12
  - Will probably have to add another 'X' soon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 8, 14:00:22
    - Could go either way. XXXL16 or XXL18. Taht is the way forward. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 8, 14:06:43
- Ram-Man (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 13:50:03
  - Tee-hee. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:50:38
    - It's like watching Jan Molby all over again (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 13:52:08
      - Jan XXL16 Mobly! Jan XXL16 Mobly! Jan XXL16 Mobly! Jan XXL16 Mobly! Jan XXL16 Mobly! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 8, 13:59:11
        
        Molby (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 14:01:53
        
        Norfolk Mobly (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 14:03:43
        
        ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 14:05:43
      - Meets JOhn (yse I will have another pie) Hartson (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:53:42
tehwatch suspects (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:21:01
- C. Barton. Right in the middle at the front. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 13:40:55
- camcan - S.Elliot = Phil Neville ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:40:16
  - is her dad called camcan camcan? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 8, 13:45:08
- I have always thought that pants would look like I.Elsley. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:33:53
  - Like a tall swot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:34:53
    - Yep. Something along tohse lines.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:36:09
      - M. Bradley doesn't look like a sex offender (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 13:36:38
        
        S. Aikman looks like the sort of person to end up in A&E with a bottle stuck up his arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:38:40
- they've spelt Gary's name wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 13:23:21
- I reckon it's (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 8, 13:23:08
- You in there? Can't see you there if that's a yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:23:07
  - no I did chemistry not computing (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:24:24
    - you think ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 13:25:08
      - more smells in the subject (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:25:45
- I wish I was called A. Beer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:22:56
  - a beerr (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 13:57:27
- a gay pride rally?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 13:22:32
Guess which Girls Aloud track I currently have on repeat? (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:15:05
- Love Machine (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:18:31
  - guess what I just bought? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:21:34
    - .... (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 8, 13:52:36
    - a young goth? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 13:43:22
    - well that was a silly question to ask (NCFC) - Small, Oct 8, 13:43:02
    - a foundry? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 13:28:16
    - a Grammar Girl outfit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 13:24:33
    - a sybian? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:24:28
      - They'd run out. (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:27:04
        
        That's a shame (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:27:32
        
        You can borrow mine. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:29:16
        
        I'm seeing Richard Hawley tonight and I am VERY excited... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:28:46
        
        he would be a great headliner for Latitude. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:33:57
        
        Yes, yes he would (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:35:18
    - The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, perchance? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:23:59
      - yep (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 8, 13:25:19
        
        I'll report back about the film tamara. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:26:16
    - ^^asking for trouble^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 13:22:49
  - Has Olive? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:19:17
    - Has she what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:19:32
    - How is, even (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:19:30
      - I might go round for her toneet, if you remember. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:20:51
        
        No thanks - a cheery and rumbumptious hello will suffice (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:24:49
      - You physically leapt backwards eighteen inches (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:20:46
        
        Did snot (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:25:14
        
        Did - ask Tumblers (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:26:09
        
        Tumbly ^^^he^^^ lies (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:26:57
        
        I don't think he's lying. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:30:08
        
        He has brittle bones... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:33:28
        
        Proof... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:49:28
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:56:30
        
        I've told you I don't remember. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:26:45
        
        He's a right old stirer that one (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:27:24
        
        Q'uelle surprise (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 13:27:18
        
        Is that a piss take? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 13:28:28
- Biology? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 13:18:01
- I'll Stand By You - in the picket line (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 13:17:53
  - Very good Jumbo1. You are getting good at this Wrathing malarky. Please feel free to start (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:19:59
- Sound of the Underground is the only one I can remember cos of the surf guitar (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 8, 13:16:13
  - Incorrect this time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 8, 13:17:15
Generation Kill (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:05:28
- Brilliant series... (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 7, 22:59:56
- V+ ready to roll for that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 22:16:48
- I just did a watch of Burn After Reading tonight, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 7, 22:14:45
  - overrated imo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:15:54
    - It's good but not great. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 22:18:14
      - aye (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:21:01
  - Oh I've got that (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 22:15:45
- Got that ready when I get round to it, and the corner (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 22:08:14
  - i've got one episode of Oz series 5 to go (just finished the penultimate) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:14:09
    - Still not entirely sure about FlashForward yet (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 22:16:44
      - 22 episodes is a lot - it will hopefully develop into something good (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 22:52:33
      - number of times i turned to Mrs Scrampton and rolled my eyes while watching ep 2 on Monday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:20:48
        
        Exactly this (not the missus bit). It's drama by numbers (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 22:23:14
        
        That's the trick with this really (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 7, 22:25:55
- The trailer for it just on C4 now did the trick (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 22:06:25
  - try to do some good... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 22:10:35
True Blood - C4 now (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 22:00:20
- It's very rude (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 22:51:40
- five minutes (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 22:01:55
  - Lead actor is British (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 22:03:55
    - it's rolling.... shhhhh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 22:06:48
      - oh dear. The entire plot appears to be stitched together by implied violence (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 22:36:54
        
        It's much more complex than that (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 22:49:32
        
        There's some cracking Clump who's Physics (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 23:05:41
If you were going to buy a frying pan in town, where's the first place you'd go? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:35:51
- Spasdas then Farm Foods. Farm Foods is right near TKmmaxed (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 21:48:11
- Your question suggests you need to go to more then one place. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 21:45:08
- QD, plenty of bargains in there (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 21:44:45
- "Greggs the Bakers" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:42:18
- Timothy Whites (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Oct 7, 21:38:33
  - What if he's not in? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:41:40
- Trick question. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 21:37:48
  - Oi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 7, 23:17:58
  - ^^^ Flunked Economics AND Home Economics ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:38:39
    - Did this frying pan have teflon spelt wrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:55:20
      - *awaits the arrival of telfonwatch* (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 21:59:14
        
        Polytitrafloroethylane (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 22:00:18
    - I can honestly say I've never bought a frying pan in my life (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 21:47:00
      - ^^There's a whole chapter in my auto-biography about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 21:52:14
        
        Did you get Alan Shearer to ghost-write it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:53:26
        
        Bobby Ghould (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 21:59:26
Frankie Boyle is a horrible unfunny fucking cunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:03:30
- I'm going to see Stewart Lee on Saturday off of Lee and Herring. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 7, 21:15:18
  - I'm seeing him in a couple of weeks. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:17:05
    - What happened to your Gary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 21:18:53
      - His head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:19:27
  - He posts on another forum as tehwatch, and cos otto wishes he was married to him (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:16:19
    - ^^^ Loon ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:17:58
      - NO MORE LOONS (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:19:00
        
        Loon (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 21:20:15
        
        Natalie should turn the red eye reducer on next time (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:21:40
- did you just watch a clip about Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 7, 21:11:01
  - no, the truth of it is ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:17:41
    - I HATE Bridgestock and sometimes find Boyle funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 21:20:31
      - oh (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:25:06
    - Six fingers ROFL LOL PMSL (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:20:24
      - golly! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:22:44
        
        Sorry, got a bit carried away (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:24:02
    - You see now (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:18:36
- You must hate the competition (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:06:43
  - Go back two spaces (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:11:34
    - Well, you see, he's a bit to the bone innit. I notice he doesn't handle being a tee (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:13:27
      - if he was playing for free (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:20:11
    - An electric staple gun, eh? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:13:15
      - 35 quid from homebase (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:24:00
        
        The thing is, the staple gun exists, and you went to the shop, and bought it (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:26:45
        
        That's a syntactic disaster, right there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:28:42
        
        *knickers* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:26:56
        
        Which Homebase? Where? What make, colour and size is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:24:38
        
        I find it very hard to believe that TWO wrathers have (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:26:44
        
        I'm not sure Otto (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:29:38
        
        See, Holden? Tombs is fibbing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:30:49
        
        I'm int fibbing Otto (BTW Paul Merton just did a brilliant Fishpun gag) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:33:57
        
        I love Paul Merton right off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:35:05
        
        he's only really let me down once (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:38:56
        
        The Spike Milligan episode of Room 101 is absolutely brilliant though. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:40:22
        
        milligan is the best comedian ever (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:44:37
        
        When he was on form he was absolutely brilliant. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:47:39
        
        indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:55:16
        
        and a racialismist (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 7, 21:46:41
        
        oh dear (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:53:25
        
        potd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 21:27:46
Super Barry Pinches! (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 7, 20:56:32
- I'm watching a bit at the moment. They're both about as bad as I was as a child. Neither (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Oct 7, 21:06:49
  - D'oh! He's just potted the pink! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Oct 7, 21:11:26
- Is he the canary supporting ball potter ? Sorry for my ignorance. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Oct 7, 21:00:38
  - yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 7, 21:17:45
Funny how you presume that posters are quite normal (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:46:16
- ^^^Indeed Judge^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:18:54
- Oh, what's happened? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 20:58:37
  - Here's my summary :) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:01:31
  - he doesn't think there are any holes in official info on 7/7 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:01:17
  - Scroll down to Worzel's '7/7 ripple effect' post below (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:00:59
    - 7/7 conspiracy theories? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:26:22
      - NOTE: this is not an invitation to start arguing again... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:28:00
        
        My friend came up with the best argument against the "America did it" 9/11 theory (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:30:24
        
        I'll try not to spark off another pointless debate (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:47:30
        
        As I understand that one (and mindful of kicking off debates) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:59:38
        
        that's what I mean, it may or may not have been self-perpetrated, an accident or an attack (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:30:48
        
        Lol - but why let facts get in the way eh Worzel? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 22:08:38
        
        what the fuck are you on about? I haven't postulated any theory about why or how it was (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:32:28
        
        letwhen you actually come up with a coherent argument against anything I've said (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:34:33
        
        and there's my answer all mouth and no fucking trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 23:24:26
        
        ahem! (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 22:13:46
    - it is ever thus. This isn't the ideal forum for debate (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:03:51
      - Yeah, I say much the same thing below. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:06:24
        
        indeed, I thought it mght be more interesting on here than the Oink Un though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:08:03
        
        The Oink'Un is just piss boring. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:09:49
        
        I find it hard to struggle through more than one or two humourless threads on there (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:21:00
        
        But then you stumble across my amazing gags, like everyone else (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:25:39
        
        A man walks into a doctor's surgery and says "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth!" (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:27:53
        
        How many UEA students does it take to change a lightbulb (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:33:47
        
        How many Red Hot Chilli Peppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:34:33
        
        A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:46:40
        
        keep up the high standards... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 21:27:13
        
        What's blue and fluffy? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:30:17
        
        Well, I did ask for it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 21:41:46
- You would be hard pressed to assess anyone's true character on this board. (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 7, 20:44:40
  - Hard pressed to assess S Express (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 20:50:21
    - didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:55:31
      - Terrible track. Almost as bad as Yazz. Terrible music era. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 7, 20:59:04
- I've always been of the opposite opinion (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:13:58
  - I'd like to take umbrage with that, Tombs. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:15:50
    - I find most of the madness on here (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:22:28
      - ^ madness (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:31:19
        
        To the theme of the Hamlet adverts. Madness...... (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:32:55
        
        'I might be paranoid, but.....' (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:42:57
        
        it doesn't mean you're out to get me? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:43:36
        
        *not* (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:44:18
        
        ..... (NCFC) - Small, Oct 7, 20:52:24
      - eh? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:27:15
        
        Cos this thread (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:31:05
        
        oh. i missed all the previous i guess to be fair (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:39:13
        
        some of it yeah (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:40:45
        
        Agreed. The answer to all this has always been simple. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:33:35
        
        precisely why I haven't insulted anyone except in response to judge's unwarranted insults (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 20:46:01
        
        Fuck you (n/m) (NCFC) - Angry in Switzerland, Oct 7, 20:36:18
        
        Go and shove a Toblerone up your arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:41:15
        
        We all know what arguing on the Internet is like, don't we? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:35:58
        
        He knows he was wrong... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:27:10
        
        Yep, and that is the beauty (and horror) of it all. It's not real life children. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:40:54
        
        shit (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:40:49
    - indeed she do Otto (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:19:09
      - Himmers, innit. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:19:56
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:28:08
        
        Good lord (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:24:12
        
        Pants is SCC, Pants is Otto, Pants is The Judge, Pants is Luther Blissett, Pants is Tombs (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:28:19
        
        But... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:30:38
        
        Tehwatch. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:30:53
        
        Number Six turns out to be Number One in the end or suffen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 20:54:46
        
        No further questions your honour (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:36:32
        
        Brilliantly done sir. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:41:26
        
        Not at all - anyone could have told him that. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:42:25
        
        I didn't make any sense of it (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:46:47
        
        ^^^ Was in charge of the search for the Yorkshire Ripper ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:50:36
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:56:00
        
        No serial offender likes a shoddy copycat. I understand your pain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:43:40
        
        I've shoddily copied Tehwatch a number of times. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:49:56
        
        Open D with a capo at the 2nd (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 20:55:03
        
        ^^^Not shoddy. That's an orignal right there.^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:51:45
        
        Oh, KDDD ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:53:34
        
        Has pantsbot broken down? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 7, 20:57:54
        
        Pantsbot works - it's the operator at fault. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:59:01
        
        Am I the only one (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 20:56:00
        
        I don't really understand why it matters. I've always found it very funny. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:57:43
        
        ^^^exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:44:19
        
        Could stop yourself, could you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:43:12
        
        *'nt (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:43:25
        
        *reassured* (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:30:30
        
        rather that than fingered as selwyn's missus (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:31:46
    - I like to think that we're all (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:17:44
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:23:21
      - The entire board is Himmers on a wind up? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:18:44
        
        Haha (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:24:52
        
        It's whatever you want it to be sweetcheeks (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:26:39
- ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Edward Monkton, Oct 7, 20:07:48
- apsolutelly (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 7, 20:02:22
- well yes, but what did you have for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 7, 20:00:57
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 19:59:25
- roffle rovers (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 19:54:43
- How very dare you! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 19:53:06
  - Toad in the hole counter revolutionary (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:56:44
    - ROFLages in Yorkshire Pudding (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 20:02:42
- You're referring to the Tehwatch hysteria, I take it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 19:51:06
- rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 19:50:36
- there you go again, insults (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 19:49:23
  - watch out - THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET YOU! (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:50:26
    - try not to be silly now (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 20:11:40
Early but may I say On the ball City and remind them not to ignore any danger. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 6, 16:51:06
- pump pump pump (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 6, 17:00:07
- i had forgotten we had a game tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 16:58:18
  - it's not a very important one (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 17:00:37
- you may, Dr D, very prudent of you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 16:56:42
- Don't you mean "All aboard City" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 6, 16:56:20
  - Only when we play Charlton. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 6, 17:47:22
This link has mo ROFLing frantically. (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:33:47
- he's such a nob-head (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 6, 16:49:51
  - he's a genius! we need more like him. not many get the better of paxo (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:51:24
  - he's a genius! we need more like him. not many get the better of paxo (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:51:06
    - He's a clown. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 6, 18:40:29
Does anyone know an excellent recipe for toad-in-the-hole? (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:23:55
- Delia does!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Oct 6, 17:21:56
- yes...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 16:51:01
  - can you crowbar her onto wotb for a debut reipe related post? (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:55:06
    - i'll ask....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 16:57:37
      - yeehaa! great work chelts! (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:59:51
- Go to the Tescomat and do Aunt Bessies (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 16:34:34
- You'll need some sossigers and some batter. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:25:08
  - mozzas have all sorts of different flavour sausages on 2 for ?4.50 (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:28:52
    - Good tip off, sausage yourself right up son. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:34:38
      - mmmmmmmmm......lovely old pork (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 6, 16:42:22
        
        delicious, but much better to get beef or any other type of sausages (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 16:48:18
        
        Bollocks. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:51:15
        
        humans taste pretty much the same according to cannibals (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 16:56:09
        
        Soylent Green (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:59:02
        
        correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 16:54:52
        
        pigs in blankets (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:57:26
        
        I love all porky products (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 17:01:52
        
        When I die, I liked to be eaten. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 17:06:33
        
        pork pies! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 17:06:14
        
        pork pies are fuckign disgusting (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 17:25:59
        
        hog roast. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 17:06:54
        
        ok, I had a strip of ribs the other day, roasted to crispiness (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 17:26:45
      - those look spectatcular (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:37:01
      - No wonder those pigs are rare breed (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 16:35:27
    - oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 16:31:14
      - I have a big old tub in the freezer (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:44:18
        
        WRONG^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Sausages should never be oven cooked, unless chipolatas being cooked (General Chat) - megson, Oct 6, 16:50:17
        
        nonsense (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 16:57:02
        
        but grilled surpass the lot, I had to work hard to convinvce Mrs Megson of this. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 6, 16:59:25
        
        but you lose precious pork juice (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 6, 17:02:32
    - I have read about that on twitter (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 16:30:18
      - True story? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:30:55
- Farm Foods do a fantastic frozen ready meal of it. Only a ?1 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:24:49
Crikey! Barry Pinches won a Snooker match (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 6, 00:17:42
- Chairs, you prick. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Oct 6, 00:28:36
  - haha (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 6, 00:36:32
    - It's my own fault. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Oct 6, 00:40:49
      - fatty god boy? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 00:53:56
        
        *** (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 00:54:11
And you'll thank your stars that you went to Go Compare (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 00:06:34
- Is there a Sub for that? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 6, 00:17:07
*Irrelevant football match not on telly* shock (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 5, 19:37:13
- I'm going to watch this instead... (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Oct 5, 20:59:14
  - I'm going to watch this instead... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 21:03:22
    - oh no (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 5, 22:42:29
- ... (Other Football) - pants, Oct 5, 19:47:52
  - He's a fucking retard (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 5, 19:53:45
    - I'm telling! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 5, 19:58:11
- Probably already been posted but will be here free: (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Oct 5, 19:42:38
  - So not free then (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 20:57:51
Ca'n't believe how embaressing it was the other night (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:20:22
- Job interview nightmares part 28 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 17:27:44
- Top tip (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 17:23:16
  - I can see how it might've been confusing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:26:46
    - Clap XI - Ian Thrush (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 17:28:33
      - Herpes de la Cruz (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 20:59:52
      - Goalkeeper - Kevin H"itchycock" (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 5, 20:32:46
      - Andy Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 5, 19:05:45
      - Phil Crab (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 19:03:40
      - Manager: Herpes Redknapp (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 5, 18:46:36
      - Gabriel Aggonorrhea (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Oct 5, 18:16:03
      - Jamie Cure-ton (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 5, 17:41:08
      - Cesc Badlygash (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 17:35:33
      - VD Hamann (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 17:33:02
      - ^^^This should be saved for tomorrow lunchtime^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 17:30:51
        
        _____....oooooOOOOOOBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrake s ON! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 17:32:47
        
        Don't do that. I won't sleep tonight now for thinking of STD footballer puns (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 21:04:33
      - Nidel Gonorrhea Coker (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:30:19
        
        Chlamydia Drogba (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 17:31:46
- Only because you hadn't shaved your plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 17:22:09
  - I was gonna suggest not sandpapering his andrew sachs that often too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 17:33:41
- Only because you hadn't shaved your plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 17:21:58
  - Are you turning into lurd? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 17:24:56
lovely pic on 01:09 (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 17:19:43
- just like the athena poster someone suggested before (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 5, 17:26:35
Just in case anyone missed this gem from XXL16 yesterday (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:59:53
- i hope he do one of them every week (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 17:02:00
- I espcially enjoyed the zoom in on Captain Canary,shame no chicken thing though. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 5, 17:00:35
  - He's got another Small Chicken Thing now (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 17:04:31
  - Do you reckon that was jungle book duvet too? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 17:03:50
Foster or Greeno for Ingerlund? (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:51:46
- Rudders. Matter of time. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:54:51
- Greeno looked very clumpy on yesterday's highlights (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 5, 16:54:45
Holy moly (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:34:19
- video here..... (General Chat) - andross, Oct 5, 19:13:40
- I did Skipper's Canyon in NZ (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:44:10
  - I did Skipper's, too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 16:58:23
    - "Kind of worked" = Didn't get past second base* (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 17:00:20
      - 'Tops'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 17:05:35
      - you're pretty much right (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 17:01:47
        
        Was she present? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 17:02:43
        
        Ha. Yes. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 17:06:37
    - I've done the Taupo one (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 5, 16:59:22
      - You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 17:01:19
  - i drove past kawarau bridge bungy and decided i didn't really want to have a go on it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 16:53:35
    - Kawarau was/is the smaller one. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:56:37
      - Fly By Wire was the most insane thing i saw (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 17:03:03
  - did you start off by holding your breath? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:45:32
    - I couldn't really breathe when I had my toes over the edge (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:48:03
      - ... but enough about how you lost your virginity (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:50:35
        
        Don't be silly (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:57:52
        
        are you ready in the city stand...... etc? 3-2-1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:58:50
        
        I apologised of course (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:59:46
        
        I really have lolled on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 5, 17:17:52
- Stage 5 "The cord appears to detach itself" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:40:17
- so an engineering graduate from Cambridge (General Chat) - jayson blair, Oct 5, 16:38:48
NCFC League 1 stuff... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:14:44
- Felixstowe (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 13:11:59
- I love the fact that (NCFC) - jayson blair, Oct 5, 16:35:05
- Col U Highest 8000, Capacity 6000 :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:21:12
  - hmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 16:28:47
    - Is it too late to say 'Danone'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:31:55
      - Yes it fucking is, so fuck right off to fucksville, fuckhead (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:36:09
        
        The world is round (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:38:33
        
        Indeed it is Mr Strauss. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:39:45
        
        Danone (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:40:35
- Leeds should be top, but I know what you're saying (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:16:49
  - Proportionally we rock by a big way in comparison to everyone else (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:19:01
    - One way to measure "loyalty" would be to calculate the standard deviation (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:24:38
      - I have no idea how to do that but I'd wager you do, or at least have an idea how to (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:33:38
        
        I do, but it would be very tedious (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:35:59
        
        Yes, that's what I thought too (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:37:25
      - Plenty of deviation on this board, very little of it standard (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:26:43
      - Peanut butter? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:25:31
        
        No. She went of her own accord. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:27:14
        
        Questions Mr KDDD... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:32:52
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:36:53
        
        Chairs... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:42:01
        
        Fill your boots son. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:46:16
        
        His email is tehwatch@hotmail.co.uk (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:34:52
        
        That's Otto's (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:38:05
        
        It's Otto. Rumbled by Arganth off of on here at the weekend. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:37:05
        
        So he's admitted it finally? He did deny it for a while (as he should have done).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:39:04
        
        Like 40 seconds into this vid, where delia talks about Ipswich (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:42:40
        
        No it isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:38:53
        
        really? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:38:52
        
        here... (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:38:35
        
        That's not rumbling, that's accusing (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:40:17
        
        Why are you so convinced it's not him. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:44:01
        
        Why are you so keen to establish that it's Otto? (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:46:32
        
        It's the final piece of the tehwatch jigsaw. We have a strong case, see you in court. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:41:51
        
        You have to prove that it's beyond reasonable doubt (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:45:00
        
        How much is he paying you? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:47:19
        
        You won't get me to join your cynical campaign against an innocent man (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:49:54
        
        Look at the thread. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:53:18
        
        get selwyns to duff him up (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 16:56:01
        
        Quite startling paranoia! (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:55:40
        
        Surprised you didn't bring that to the top. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:57:13
        
        nah (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 17:19:29
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 17:55:49
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:28:01
        
        generous. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:28:29
        
        He has low standards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 16:29:28
        
        Scenario. Sat in the back of a car on a long journey, no ones said anything for a while (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:34:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:39:13
        
        No standards (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:35:08
        
        How about (true story) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:48:25
is the 'pub of dreams' having a beer festival this year? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 15:16:23
- How on earth did they single out one wanker from .... (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 5, 16:06:51
- It'll be the real beer festival soon. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 5, 15:20:09
  - It's great isn't it (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 15:31:05
  - yep..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 15:26:15
  - It'll be the real porn festival soon... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 15:24:06
    - Real porn? Carp*. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 5, 15:40:14
      - Additional Postage Balls-up (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 15:41:34
    - Real porn? Carp*. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 5, 15:39:32
  - Ale Plops Beckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 15:23:48
    - alco-plops (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 5, 15:31:26
      - sometimes I think you should have special access to the board, so you can (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 15:37:07
  - Yup. half day booked for the friday so lunchtime session is on. (n/m) (General Chat) - theyellowviking, Oct 5, 15:22:13
    - I prefer the lunchtime sessions. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 5, 15:41:20
      - malkybarkid? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 15:42:36
        
        I like a lunchtime session, followed by an afternoon in a pub, preparing the hangover. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 5, 15:44:28
        
        I like going down the pub, buying a drink... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:03:35
        
        Guinnesses these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:43:59
        
        I had a few Black Dogs in the Kings Head after my meal on Satdee night. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 15:52:30
        
        Nice. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:57:26
        
        The King's Head on Magdalen Street in Norwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 15:58:38
        
        Oh goody! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 16:01:05
        
        No, there was a Brizzle fan playing bar billiards. Saw Flasher John though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 16:06:11
I LOVE THE LAMB!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 5, 14:58:44
- Slam in the Lamb. Or bolt it on. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:01:26
  - pump it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 15:13:16
    - Pump up the lamb! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:16:39
      - One Lamb Delia cant roast! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 5, 15:20:17
        
        On the bone, City... (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Oct 5, 15:20:42
        
        I had the most incredibly succulent fillet steak on Sat night... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 15:23:02
        
        Hes mint sauce (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 5, 15:23:55
        
        I had a superb bit of Pork yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 15:25:49
        
        yes but what did you have to eat! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 15:28:03
        
        From a man? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 15:27:29
        
        Yes. It was from a very big man (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 15:31:53
        
        tHanks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:34:50
        
        Have a wank for Norwich... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 15:35:55
        
        Let's have a King's wank-a-thon. For charity (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 15:37:52
        
        Little Bobbie Eagle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 5, 15:42:29
        
        Give Hucks one more game. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Oct 5, 15:46:21
Curious... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:24:24
- Perhaps it was D&C? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 15:25:04
  - No, she's not a he. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 15:59:21
    - Yes, that's right, she's not - but girls can wank too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:02:03
  - Maybe. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:28:17
- Haha! I saw that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:03:56
  - the last of the Salander books is out this week (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 5, 15:10:26
    - I know, I've got a tent. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:17:05
      - I don't really do fillums (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 5, 15:26:23
      - you can drink beer in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 15:20:35
        
        Good, intut? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:27:44
        
        Dunno (General Chat) - Small, Oct 5, 15:33:59
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 15:48:25
- Lovely Old Job? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 14:43:53
  - Can't get it up any more (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 14:46:06
  - Surely not? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:44:29
    - You clearly have more faith than I! (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 14:46:18
- Bet it was Matti. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 14:39:04
  - haha! It's not - according to FB he 'can't wait to hear the story' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:40:25
- what a tosser... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 14:29:27
  - WTF ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 5, 14:41:40
- Tumblers? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 14:25:35
  - Flip knows. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:28:18
    - Is that off of reacharounds facespace? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 14:30:05
      - No, Miff's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:33:50
        
        Do you think it was RRR that she asked to leave? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 14:35:18
pants stop being a cunt (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 4, 01:46:38
- Here's is a toast to you Helen (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 02:08:53
- amazing (NCFC) - Small, Oct 4, 02:08:28
  - I didn't know gobb liked Phil Brown so much (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 02:15:04
  - He's very tallented. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 4, 02:12:05
Small. Shut the fuck up. You're scaring me now. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 01:43:12
- Did you see that they've opened up a Dwarf Theme Park in China? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:48:44
  - No, but I'll sleep well, and dream weird things now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 01:52:45
    - write down your dreams (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 02:05:01
  - Do people over 4ft get in for free? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:51:23
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 02:05:21
ample charms (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:04:04
- I hope you're okay. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 01:41:40
  - I'm fine (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:47:38
    - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 03:20:52
- bum a chicken (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:08:26
  - Could we do our new font like that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:14:54
    - don't be so greedy (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:15:31
      - Excellent. Garry Brrooke was in one of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:16:11
        
        Fuck off selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:16:38
        
        Garry Monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:17:11
        
        His arse fell out (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:17:47
        
        I like to pump it pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:18:24
        
        Jim Davidson's Dodgy Motors (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:18:59
        
        Last time i went swimming some lady tried to God me up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:22:02
        
        Were you stood over the hole pumping out water so it was tingling your spather? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:26:18
        
        Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:22:32
        
        no toys though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:23:06
        
        oh go orn (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:25:02
        
        Please don't go (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:26:20
        
        please don't go by KWS at Carrow Road just before the Notts Forest match? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:27:18
        
        shit! No 'q' either (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:27:14
        
        Was q James Bonds's fluffer so he was able to get a stonk on to lubaricate Grace Jones's (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:29:26
        
        Rob Newman (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:28:05
        
        Colonel Fat Face (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:30:06
        
        Spaffski bent it up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:28:49
        
        Truculent Oaf is my new favourite insult (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:30:21
        
        umbridge (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:31:10
        
        I love that word. Kevin and Chantelle went down an ally for a game of frap my Labia (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:34:40
        
        Tumbly loves it (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:39:24
        
        NO V! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:32:25
        
        What's Super Little Dennis up to these days? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:33:13
        
        fuck it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:34:32
        
        He's looking in the mirror pulling his eyes apart due to much anxiety about his (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:36:32
        
        Classic. Nice to see Small & Pants at a conversation level I can understand! (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Oct 4, 18:19:39
        
        Stuck. hint got a 'K'. Arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:21:34
        
        peter paul and a mary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:18:17
  - Did Captain Canary, Cow and Small Chicken Thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:10:09
    - oh mine, bowl of corghettes, vintage sunny d and 5 a side orgy nuggets (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:11:38
      - Put smarties tubes on it's legs to create a futuristic style 'space-cat' (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:12:36
        
        Breaking into the Forum, free internet, football league show whilst (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:17:37
  - chicken lube (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:09:32
    - Did anararchist football ever take off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:11:37
    - ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:10:48
D D D D D D D D Dotun TIME! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:01:26
- Here come the toys! yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:03:26
  - captain 5live, topless shots, and the chicken thing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 01:07:25
FAO Worzel (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 00:43:32
- I don't have a low opinion of you at all, quite the opposite in fact (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 02:13:01
  - Why retire from posting on here? (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 02:26:25
    - fair enough. For what it's worth I think your posts are generally very interesting (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 02:38:33
      - But I have nothing to say (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 03:22:48
- I turn my back for a minute and it all kicks off, smile be happy don't fight (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 4, 01:08:09
  - ... (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 01:16:00
    - Good = what the fuck is that all about and I didn't recognise the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 4, 10:07:31
- It wasn't Worzel that said you did a flounce (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 00:55:37
  - Had me fooled then (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 01:02:58
    - yeah, I did say that, but you did do a bit of a flounce (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 02:13:25
      - I flounce. I'm pig-headed. I'm a precious twit. (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 02:27:23
  - oh god! help (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 4, 01:00:34
FAO Creo (NCFC) - Small, Oct 4, 00:29:29
- Oh Ok then (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 4, 00:46:06