How about (true story)

Sat on a train, it's all quiet, and billy next to you puts hand on mouth and lets rip with a pretendy, instantly breaking into voice going

"how way, this is the quiet carriage, I've paid extra to get away from all that, pack it in lads!"

Better?

Posted By: pants on October 5th 2009 at 16:48:25

Message Thread

NCFC League 1 stuff... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:14:44
- Felixstowe (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 13:11:59
- I love the fact that (NCFC) - jayson blair, Oct 5, 16:35:05
- Col U Highest 8000, Capacity 6000 :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:21:12
  - hmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 16:28:47
    - Is it too late to say 'Danone'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:31:55
      - Yes it fucking is, so fuck right off to fucksville, fuckhead (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:36:09
        
        The world is round (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:38:33
        
        Indeed it is Mr Strauss. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:39:45
        
        Danone (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:40:35
- Leeds should be top, but I know what you're saying (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:16:49
  - Proportionally we rock by a big way in comparison to everyone else (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:19:01
    - One way to measure "loyalty" would be to calculate the standard deviation (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:24:38
      - I have no idea how to do that but I'd wager you do, or at least have an idea how to (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:33:38
        
        I do, but it would be very tedious (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:35:59
        
        Yes, that's what I thought too (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:37:25
      - Plenty of deviation on this board, very little of it standard (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:26:43
      - Peanut butter? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:25:31
        
        No. She went of her own accord. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:27:14
        
        Questions Mr KDDD... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:32:52
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:36:53
        
        Chairs... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:42:01
        
        Fill your boots son. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:46:16
        
        His email is tehwatch@hotmail.co.uk (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:34:52
        
        That's Otto's (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:38:05
        
        It's Otto. Rumbled by Arganth off of on here at the weekend. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:37:05
        
        So he's admitted it finally? He did deny it for a while (as he should have done).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 16:39:04
        
        Like 40 seconds into this vid, where delia talks about Ipswich (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:42:40
        
        No it isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:38:53
        
        really? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:38:52
        
        here... (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:38:35
        
        That's not rumbling, that's accusing (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:40:17
        
        Why are you so convinced it's not him. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:44:01
        
        Why are you so keen to establish that it's Otto? (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:46:32
        
        It's the final piece of the tehwatch jigsaw. We have a strong case, see you in court. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:41:51
        
        You have to prove that it's beyond reasonable doubt (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:45:00
        
        How much is he paying you? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:47:19
        
        You won't get me to join your cynical campaign against an innocent man (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:49:54
        
        Look at the thread. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:53:18
        
        get selwyns to duff him up (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 5, 16:56:01
        
        Quite startling paranoia! (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:55:40
        
        Surprised you didn't bring that to the top. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:57:13
        
        nah (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 17:19:29
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 17:55:49
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:28:01
        
        generous. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:28:29
        
        He has low standards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 16:29:28
        
        Scenario. Sat in the back of a car on a long journey, no ones said anything for a while (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:34:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 16:39:13
        
        No standards (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 16:35:08
        
        How about (true story) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:48:25

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