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Anyone who wants England to win world cup more than Norwich to get promotion... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 19, 12:23:26
- was a bit surprised to be honest (NCFC) - pants, Apr 19, 13:28:50
- Utter rubbish (NCFC) - fond, Apr 19, 13:09:38
- Absolutely correct (NCFC) - Suffolk Yellow, Apr 19, 12:39:05
- if I were going to the World Cup (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:29:23
  - That's why I'm going to Berlin for the last week (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 12:49:22
  - didnt england have the largest number of fans (NCFC) - otbc2006, Apr 19, 12:47:08
    - japan was an exception (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:49:29
  - me and pape diop are going to germany.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:39:34
    - i am going to Germany with no tickets (NCFC) - coldplay, Apr 19, 12:41:23
      - have you seen the Bundesliga recently (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:43:36
        
        So it's not just the England matches that should be avoided then? (NCFC) - Small, Apr 19, 12:52:02
        
        so then by that theory (NCFC) - coldplay, Apr 19, 12:47:00
        
        of course not (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:50:15
        
        i go to germany every 2 months on average........... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:48:35
    - I am sure that the possibility is large (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:41:15
    - spot on (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:40:52
  - Im going to England v Sweden.... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 19, 12:39:22
  - Agreed - less chance of getting tarred with the same moron brush. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 12:36:03
    - exactly mate (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:36:50
      - *stay calm SCC* (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:37:51
        
        I am being honest mate (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:38:53
        
        Indeed. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 12:42:32
    - you disgust me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:36:39
      - thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:37:17
  - very sad (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:30:04
    - less chance of getting caught up in anything that way (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:31:51
- i have no interest in England (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:28:11
- wrong (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:27:36
  - Here's a question - for you, Mikey, and everyone else: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 19, 12:30:50
    - tis a no brainer (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:31:45
      - as was (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:34:15
      - The boy's right for once in his life. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 12:33:42
      - It was no Norwich v QPR. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 19, 12:33:31
        
        They were pretty similar... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 19, 12:35:16
- putting club over country is the (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 19, 12:26:51
  - Legit. retard (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 19, 12:43:38
    - I'll spell-check it next time, just for you pet (n/m) (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 19, 12:45:50
      - There ain't no spell checker gonna tell you that you repeated "is the". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 12:49:25
        
        you're right - more sloppiness from me (n/m) (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 19, 12:52:41
        
        you're right - more sloppiness from me (n/m) (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 19, 12:52:40
- I would say they are real norwich fans just not as.. (NCFC) - loz, Apr 19, 12:26:17
  - wtf (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 19, 12:28:26
    - You haven't this season though... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 19, 12:34:19
    - Yes thanks... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 19, 12:32:54
      - WotB Violation! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 19, 12:34:05
    - i live 10 minutes away and attended 1 last seaon and three this season (NCFC) - south, Apr 19, 12:30:20
- I want England to win the World Cup (NCFC) - conker, Apr 19, 12:25:14
  - Spot on. You havent got to choose (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 19, 12:34:02
  - I'd expect that answer from a part timer like you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 19, 12:26:14
- BOLLOCKS! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:25:13
  - I'll now support my one word argument!!!!.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:30:15
    - Re: wont deserve to win anything next season (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 19, 12:33:36
      - but unless it changes off the field......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:35:45
        
        Ifs and buts. (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 19, 12:39:45
        
        yes it IS if and buts (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:43:16
        
        Eh ? Explain "ncfc will only deserve to go up IF things change" (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 12:45:33
        
        in a word "yes"............ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:50:35
        
        No, it's not likely. But possible. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 13:11:45
        
        No..... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 19, 13:09:21
        
        but applying logic.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 13:45:35
    - England will never win anything... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 19, 12:31:21
      - well.................. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:33:55
        
        Funnily enough, same thing was said in 2002. And 98. And 90. And 86. And 82... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 12:39:45
        
        it wasnt by me!!!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:46:07
        
        Although most of the Brazilians and Argies play in Europe anyway. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 12:49:10
        
        brazil are a different class altogether..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 19, 12:52:35
        
        Oh exactly. But the winne was never going to come from anyone bar those two either... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 13:12:46
Something that made me laugh yesterday... (NCFC) - Hcuks, Apr 18, 17:01:37
- Couldn't hear any such chants (NCFC) - Clare, Apr 19, 08:53:31
- And you think all those that stood is an accurate reflection? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 18, 18:09:02
- Why? Cos getting a flukey 3-2 win against QPR when we were outplayed... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 17:14:33
- twat (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 18, 17:12:29
  - WORTHINGTON (NCFC) - rocky, Apr 18, 17:44:37
    - Have a word with the old caps lock will ya? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:46:24
  - Is that cos.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Apr 18, 17:30:34
    - not entirely (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 18, 18:11:10
- I wasn't laughing and i didn't stand up... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 17:07:38
  - you only just realised you missed 4 of the goals? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 17:17:52
    - Oh for gods sake... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 17:25:24
- To be honest (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 18, 17:05:41
  - Me too! along with 100s of others! (n/m) (NCFC) - mannions love child, Apr 18, 17:29:28
    - I don't know about 100s, more like 1000s (NCFC) - Swanny, Apr 18, 19:49:50
  - ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 18, 17:06:11
    - I was too busy yawning to stand. (n/m) (NCFC) - vaz_ncfc, Apr 20, 01:45:23
FAO Fierce Panda...and other music types.... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 16:55:40
- Recommendations (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 18, 19:38:18
- Let's see ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 18:01:11
- OK, despite my better nature I suggest this (and if they're crap it's AB's fault)... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:35:46
  - Sorry about the typing. Too many typos: hang the keyboards (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:38:55
    - Thanks for that. Most helpful (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:43:31
- put a ham near a mouse when you go will you? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 17:28:27
  - No. That would just be stupid (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:39:06
    - but it's the done thing. Or at least it was Glasto '85 when I saw Latin Quarter do Radio (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 17:43:25
      - Hmmm.... Puting an ant near a shrew is the done thing these days (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:45:39
        
        fair point, I think Terry Nutkins from the Kings has his eye on you (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 17:46:31
        
        Oh dear... I had a little chat with him in the toilet.... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:50:31
        
        Quality (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:52:04
- There's a few things there that are OK, but my ex will be there and she liked... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:17:43
  - Thanks for your help (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:20:08
    - No worries (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:21:04
- Ooh! Check out Aim if you get a chance. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 17:13:52
  - Jose Gonzalez is good to, if you like that sort of thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 17:15:03
    - *too* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 17:15:20
      - And by "that sort of thing", I'm not suggesting Aim and Gonzalez are similar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 17:16:34
        
        ok ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:22:01
- not my bag but seen some of the said names... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 17:13:24
  - Hardly call Mr Scruff drum and bass - dance, elctronica, yes, but not drum and bass (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 17:18:41
    - Well I've actually seen him DJ at a Drum and Bass night... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 17:21:24
- thats a really good festival, nice and chilled (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 17:05:03
  - The bar looks marvellous... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 17:13:08
    - its a right laugh mate (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 17:23:40
nfn (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 15:53:30
- > (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 15:57:34
  - , (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 15:57:53
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>................. .......... (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 15:41:48
Delia Smith (NCFC) - thirdager, Apr 18, 15:11:12
- just to clarify some aspects re companies & NCFC Plc (NCFC) - oh arr, Apr 19, 00:41:24
- I agree with the 'personal insults' point that is made here... (NCFC) - tim berry, Apr 18, 18:50:37
- lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Apr 18, 15:28:23
  - Why's that funny> (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:30:05
    - It's not> (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 15:32:15
      - Are you sure> (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 15:32:56
        
        I don't think it's funny at all> (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:33:53
        
        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 15:39:21
        
        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....... .......... (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 15:39:18
- God help us 'Mr Politically Correct' is on the loose... (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Apr 18, 15:24:21
- I'd imagine the 'back to the kitchen' thing has more to do with her... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 15:15:21
  - yes, otherwise he would have said something like 'back to playing with your bosoms' (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 15:17:36
    - 'bosoms' is a great word (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 15:18:55
      - Thats a border line board violation (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 18, 15:20:23
        
        deffo!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 18, 15:25:10
        
        just wanted to do it in a new way, but point taken (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 15:21:13
  - although in fairness most women know fuck all about football!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 18, 15:16:28
    - like silver-haired Northern Irishmen (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 18, 15:33:58
      - I dont even think Hamilton would of fucked things up quite so dramatically... (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 18, 15:36:56
        
        of (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 15:50:46
        
        of is the new 've, don't cha know...... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 18, 15:57:44
My thoughts on Hughes........ (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 18, 13:06:35
- Also re: whenever Hughes gets an orgasm from touching a football (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 18, 13:11:55
- "gets an orgasm from touching a football" ???????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 13:11:48
- Re: Hughes does it to an extent that he is trying to appease supporters and gain respect (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 18, 13:10:10
  - He hasn't clapped for about 3 months though has he? (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 18, 13:12:15
    - Did he clap when he was taken off yesterday? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 18, 13:13:57
      - Think he just walked off sulkily... (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 18, 13:17:28
        
        This is bollocks - Chris Llewellyn got far more abuse than Hooves (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:21:40
        
        No he didn't. (NCFC) - nelsons pride, Apr 18, 15:36:09
        
        Ohhh... (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 18, 13:24:20
        
        Saturday was the most an NCFC player has been jeered (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:24:11
        
        I guess you're not old enough to remember Trevor Putney (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Apr 18, 15:19:12
        
        or even monday (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:28:11
        
        In terms of overall numbers as we get 10,000 more fans than we did then (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:27:32
        
        This was sustained abuse aimed at one player (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:30:21
        
        It wasn't as loud as some people are making out mind you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:32:21
        
        It was the whole snakepit - depends where you sit (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:33:48
        
        I'm in Block E... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:35:43
        
        Then it would have sounded quieter to you than me (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:37:24
        
        That's the most abuse I've ever known a Norwich player to get at Carrow Road... (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 18, 13:25:57
        
        The booing of a player - then yes probably... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:31:20
        
        that is a very worrying development (NCFC) - Exile, Apr 18, 13:36:14
        
        who is committed to the club and putting in the effort (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:42:35
        
        as do Huckerby and Green (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 18, 13:44:43
        
        Not sure about Green (NCFC) - Exile, Apr 18, 13:47:19
        
        Yes (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 18, 13:34:38
Who applauded QPR's second goal? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 12:05:30
- I beat one off (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 12:30:31
  - Well I beat two off. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 18, 12:42:00
- just said get the fuck in (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 18, 12:23:59
  - You were thrilled, and not just you - I saw you all... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 12:42:04
    - You're not very good (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 18, 12:44:35
      - And you're not very good at fixing raffles (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 12:45:24
    - Amateur Peg Ball? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 18, 12:42:41
      - No... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 12:44:46
- Stood, cheered and if you dont like it tough shit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Apr 18, 12:19:57
  - I said as soon as it went in "we'll win 3-2" (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 12:24:53
- I stood up and cheered and I did it for the good of our club. (n/m) (NCFC) - Waghorn, Apr 18, 12:18:48
- I did but only cos it was a fucking brilliant goal...something (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 12:17:41
  - Yes, as it was a really good goal, he could have shot earlier but decided to take another (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 12:19:25
    - When you say 'take another on'...... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 18, 12:22:20
      - Maybe other teams practice with traffic cones before they play us? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 12:58:08
      - That was mildly amusing the way doc and shacks (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 12:26:19
        
        or exposed the lack of pace in defence (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 12:32:07
- Me and the first (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 18, 12:15:02
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 12:13:31
- God no....... (n/m) (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 18, 12:11:16
  - You say that, but plenty did... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 12:12:35
    - did you? i didnt (n/m) (NCFC) - Swarn, Apr 18, 12:14:33
    - lots in the Barclay did, not many around me did (River end) (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 12:14:30
- Of course not (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:06:18
  - Sorry about my stupid freinds... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 12:19:03
    - no apologies necessary, they weren't that bad... glad I went home when I did though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:23:15
- Me - no (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 12:05:52
Green 200+ games vs Gallacher 2 games (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 18, 11:26:27
- Probably Ward. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 18, 11:32:44
- Gallacher for Cardif........ (NCFC) - conker, Apr 18, 11:32:20
  - Did i win? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 11:35:02
    - Win Gallacher? (NCFC) - conker, Apr 18, 11:43:49
      - booooooo fix! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 11:56:39
Anyone else fancy a game of pegball? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 17, 12:10:33
- me me me (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 17, 12:12:10
  - Sorry bout that conker, my computer decided it needed to reset itself! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 17, 12:20:20
    - Me and Dave will play the winner and loser (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:25:03
      - Klobo is rubbish,he wont accept my challenge (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 17, 12:25:38
        
        You just turned me down (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:27:04
        
        im still loading with klobo apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 17, 12:27:52
        
        What 's going on? Some sort of benderfest? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 17, 12:29:13
        
        Pegball. Conks just beat me having... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:46:11
        
        thats what dreams are made of (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 17, 12:53:42
        
        Bottttler (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:56:06
FAO small - what time is your eta in the KIngs? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 11:54:16
- Where the hell is this Kings place?? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 17, 12:08:20
  - on Hall Road (city end) opposite The Freemasons Arms (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:14:57
    - This one? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 12:18:56
      - errr - that's the Ketts Tavern - you want this one.... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:27:15
        
        Hmmm, wasn't when I copied it ... Stupid frames (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 13:06:13
    - that pub looks well rough (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 17, 12:16:52
  - lakenham? (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 17, 12:11:20
    - No idea (NCFC) - conker, Apr 17, 12:12:42
- Just before two I think... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 17, 12:05:19
- Don't go Small... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:01:04
  - That would explain why i went all spazzy the other night... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 17, 12:06:38
    - ..just be thankful it wasn't 'liability Chris' (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:08:05
      - That might have woken me up a bit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 17, 12:13:56
  - fool (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:05:12
I love Easter (General Chat) - theguru, Apr 16, 23:08:14
- Wasn't that Monkey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 16, 23:17:49
- I prefer Christmas (General Chat) - coldplay, Apr 16, 23:12:28
Who's about? I'm bored. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:22:52
- Play this? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 16, 22:52:16
  - I need 1, 2, 4, 5,6, 8, 10, 13, 15, 17, 24, 25 (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 16, 22:53:51
    - I might resort to this: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:54:56
      - 700 seconds - just couldnt finish the computer off.... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 23:14:31
- just (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 16, 22:36:13
- Me - I am too. Prob from reading the dross below. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 22:33:08
  - There's a copy of Football Manager 2006 sat in front of me. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:37:01
    - champ man..... broke a mouse many years ago (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:41:59
      - I smashed up a chair after a Championship Manager 93 disaster once. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:44:08
        
        when you had a goalie problem - nothing was worse (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:47:08
        
        I remember (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:46:29
        
        Yep, my old man just glued it back together and put it back under the table. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:49:09
        
        Nostalga (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:54:01
        
        Oh, yelling is mild for me. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:56:34
        
        Ouch (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:58:05
    - I love FM06 (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:41:13
      - The more recent FM/Champ games are far too complex for me! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:43:01
        
        agree with that...97/98 was the finest version (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 16, 22:55:27
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:45:03
        
        Haha, yeah ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:47:32
        
        Yeh Amiga's and PC's were great for that in the old days... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 16, 22:56:42
        
        fuck yeah - you had to wait hours between seasons!! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:53:52
        
        Bit too old for me! (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:49:16
        
        Sensible World of Soccer was always my favourite ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:51:06
        
        Yeh agree but I love Kick Off 2 as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 16, 22:57:17
        
        Never really got to grips with that. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:59:11
        
        sounds brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:52:28
        
        There's a revamped version of it coming out soon, apparently. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:53:52
        
        haha (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:56:12
        
        Actually, I've found him pretty useful on 2006 playing wide right (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 16, 23:21:16
        
        I think I'd like the challenge of selling him. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:58:06
        
        The beauty of computer games (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:59:56
        
        Haha! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 23:01:22
        
        Yes (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 23:03:12
        
        Easiest game in the world,great fun (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 16, 22:51:57
        
        saudi arabia and sweden used to be great for cheap quality players (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:44:55
        
        Saaed Owairan was my favourite. Legend. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:49:39
        
        I had a center half and a Goalie!! they were great!! (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:52:13
        
        No ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:52:37
        
        unlucky!! he had finishing 3 pace 20 dribbling 20 teamwork 1 etc (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:57:12
        
        My scouting is better than Worthington's (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:46:05
        
        I wasted about 3 years of my life - I had 2 mates who played (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:50:35
        
        Stefan Lichtsteiner (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:53:19
        
        cool, i used to be norwich and my mates Leeds and Liverpool!! I used to use the editor - (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:55:22
        
        I had to fix Craig Bellamy on the CM97-98 editor. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 23:00:17
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:58:38
- me visiting parents - unbeleivably bored (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 16, 22:32:20
  - I'm visiting parents, too. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 16, 22:35:48
- Me (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 22:31:57
not going tomorrow. which is frustrating. I'm working instead. (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Apr 16, 20:41:32
- do you sell beer there? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 16, 21:48:09
- I'm going tomorrow (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 16, 21:26:56
  - you very lucky to get tickets (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 16, 21:37:01
    - I could hardly believe it when the envelope dropped on the mat (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 16, 21:42:58
    - You forget, Dave, that just a couple of games ago there was a slim (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 16, 21:40:27
- Im going to see Roy Waller at 2.30 (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 20:48:05
  - Have i got tickets? what are my numbers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 16, 22:38:36
    - i emailed you them (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:44:04
      - So you did... thanks again... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 16, 22:49:12
        
        Nice one.Maybe see you Tuesday (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:50:45
  - I think you need to give us all a special mention on air... (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 16, 21:26:15
  - Does that mean you'll be on Radio Norfolk before the game then? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 16, 21:02:05
    - not if i can help it! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:36:17
  - Good luck with that Conker. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 16, 20:55:39
has anyone ever put a chewitt near a gnat's leg? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 15, 12:27:01
- No. That would be just stupid. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 15, 12:50:48
- I heard me the first time (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 15, 12:27:26
  - Still up for the pub? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 15, 12:33:17
    - yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 15, 13:48:32
It's OK, no need for worry (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 15, 12:07:15
- It was one of our better away peformances... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 15, 12:10:31
  - Surely Worthy will turn it around though and have us storming into the playoffs? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 15, 12:12:37
My Top 5 favourite football teams right now: (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 15, 00:25:34
- number 4 (Other Football) - SCC 26, Apr 15, 01:23:25
- What Is The Point Of This Message? (Other Football) - trumpton riots, Apr 15, 00:55:24
  - Hello Jesus (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 15, 01:16:31
  - My deep-seated hatred of Manchester United. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 15, 00:57:15
    - Ha ha ha... Quality (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 15, 11:46:38
    - Hello Old Chap (Other Football) - trumpton riots, Apr 15, 01:10:53
- you DNB (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 15, 00:30:11
  - Does Accra qualify as Northern? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 15, 00:44:58
There was a bloke in the Kings last night with "WORTHY OUT" shaved into the back of his (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 14, 15:00:57
- Who Is The Freak In The Background?!? (NCFC) - trumpton riots, Apr 14, 15:32:42
  - That's The Edtior of Milk. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 14, 17:59:44
- haregoolook... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 14, 15:06:49
  - the barmaid went one better though... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 14, 15:09:13
    - Stoppit you naughty man (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 14, 15:10:03
  - Ha ha. Who took the photo? (NCFC) - Small, Apr 14, 15:09:02
    - silly twit - are you about for beers tomorrow avo' then? NO sambucas this time! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 14, 15:10:01
      - I will be... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 14, 15:14:27
FAO conker... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 14, 13:19:29
- Ok mate (General Chat) - conker, Apr 14, 13:22:01
  - Cheers for that. Mail sent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 14, 13:32:26
MVP - fancy two at 5.22pm? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:21:28
- Yes. I'm off today so I'll be there before you. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 16:35:57
- Two? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:33:34
  - four? - fancy a pint? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:34:31
    - I'm on small person duty in a bit... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:44:46
      - fair do's - that'll be Monday then. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:47:18
        
        Yeah probably... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:52:07
        
        yeah - me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:53:05
best she's looked for years (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 13, 15:57:49
- dunno, this was only a couple of years ago... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:01:16
  - my ex was same sizes as her, shame about her personality (n/m) (General Chat) - ncfcandy99, Apr 13, 16:05:25
    - as she had more than one size, maybe she had more than one personality - always a hard one (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:07:34
      - height, hands, waist tits etc (n/m) (General Chat) - ncfcandy99, Apr 13, 16:43:28
  - Stoppit you naughty man (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:05:22
- I'm conditioned to look for punch lines and I'm failing to find one at the mo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 16:00:14
  - the joke is (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 13, 16:10:46
    - Would you have done Roy Castle? (n/m) (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 16:16:35
      - as he played "The Saints go Marching in" with his weak breath (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:23:24
    - Do you? How very French (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 16:14:35
    - even if they have freckly backs? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:12:03
- Well, certainly an improvement on this.. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 16:00:04
  - if you think so (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:02:00
  - Zoiks! (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 16:01:33
FAO: Everyone... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 15:35:20
- Cheers... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 15:49:16
  - Classy affair... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 15:57:46
    - It's a last resort. Looking at North Norfolk. Cromer maybe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:04:25
      - Cromer has less chance of fights and has that it's the end of the world feel to it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 16:07:39
        
        Yep... A fact: (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 16:23:29
  - go salsa dancing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:54:36
- Pub, paintballing, pub, McD's, pub, night club, fight, whore, night cap... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 15:42:48
- Get battered then go karting (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 15:41:49
- Go to the pub a lot for about two days. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 15:40:00
- How many........try Emkay Limos! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 13, 15:37:25
- Get battered, and then go karting (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:36:57
- Go piggy fiddling with Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:36:24
  - He said stag, not pig. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:38:09
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:37:15
- Go karting then get battered? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 13, 15:35:37
  - With some paintball thrown in for good measure (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 13, 15:36:49
bit late, but I had scampi for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:28:48
- I saw a tree on my way to work this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 15:40:57
  - I saw a man, who apart from his legs, was roughly spherical. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 13, 15:43:27
    - Leave off! I'm doing my best but the weight just won't shift & I saw you laugh & point (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:46:33
- I had a cup of tea this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 15:38:54
- I had chilli and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 13, 15:33:49
- Did you know that scampo is the singular form of scampi? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:33:12
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 15:37:00
  - YOU LYING GET!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:34:12
    - Stroo! (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:43:15
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:33:58
- I had onions but they keep repeating on me.. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:32:23
  - pardon (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 15:37:12
Afternoooon Dopeys, how ya gettin' orn together? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Apr 13, 15:00:31
- Sum are gettin a bit waspy (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 15:11:42
  - Saw my first wasp of the year yesterday. He was driving a J-reg Honda Accord (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:17:38
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:19:22
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 15:18:27
      - Yes (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 15:19:26
        
        Saw one of them last week. He was on foot though (or bee equivalent of foot) (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:20:36
        
        Saw a dead one outside my office earlier... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:23:06
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:26:06
        
        I saw a one up a tree on the Reepham to Ellingham Road once (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Apr 13, 15:25:43
        
        I think that may have been a yellow bird uo high in banana tree (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 15:28:32
        
        Grammer shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Apr 13, 15:26:10
        
        You shure it weren't a relative of the Norfolk Pooma Minx they found dead in a freezer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 15:28:21
        
        Grandpa wee (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:27:18
        
        Oh do beehive (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:24:09
        
        Kiss my bee-hind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:26:29
        
        Wasp that you say? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:28:20
        
        Surely you hornet the first time? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:32:27
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:22:13
        
        What driving a J-reg Honda Accord? I don't think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 15:20:33
        
        Yessum. Untaxed as well and the nearside front tyre looked under the legal limit (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:22:31
- like a twin tower on fire (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:04:08
  - BMXcellent! Make a film about it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Apr 13, 15:04:54
    - Called it Wembley: Where the twin towers used to be. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:10:12
      - I think so in a shop (n/m) (General Chat) - Livermore Neck, Apr 13, 15:11:14
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:11:24
      - *Call (n/m) (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:10:33
        
        Me (n/m) (General Chat) - Livermore Neck, Apr 13, 15:11:33
        
        mingeflaps (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:11:49
        
        Hello mingeflaps (n/m) (General Chat) - Livermore Neck, Apr 13, 15:12:19
        
        Go (n/m) (General Chat) - Livermore Neck, Apr 13, 15:11:38
        
        West (n/m) (General Chat) - Livermore Neck, Apr 13, 15:11:43
        
        you get pasty's there (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:13:19
        
        Pasty Kensit is in Emmerdale but is leaving for Holby City. (n/m) (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 13, 15:16:57
        
        I thought she'd already gone from emmerdale and will be in holby (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:18:43
        
        more importantly claires character has changed in hollyoaks... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 15:20:23
        
        who is claire? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:22:40
        
        the blonde one shagging max (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 15:24:25
        
        Isn't that obi? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:25:07
        
        he wanted too but she preferred max! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 15:26:12
        
        bit weird them two, fancying twins, and the same birds (General Chat) - pants, Apr 13, 15:30:36
        
        Pasty Ken's Zit? Can't say I ever noticed... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:17:33
        
        Go (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 15:16:15
        
        East (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:16:53
Indulge my poor memory ... Lua Lua, the somersault king .... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 13, 13:51:37
- colchester did one million afford try buy him couldn't Newcastle (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 13:59:03
  - I can't even un-jumble that to make it make sense. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:00:04
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 14:01:09
    - Nor can he... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 14:01:05
      - That is unfortunate. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:02:32
        
        it was totally intentional - you rems! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 14:04:38
        
        Yeah, course it was... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 14:06:30
        
        spazzed-up bent mong (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 14:07:15
        
        I know YOU are, but what am I? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:07:40
        
        Are you a PLP? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 14:20:08
        
        pubic licky penis? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:21:27
        
        Yes or no answer the question (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 14:23:00
        
        Yes or no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:24:20
        
        I'm determined to get this particular nugget of playground humour out. Yes or No? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 14:28:15
        
        Rumbled... (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:33:06
        
        Lol - Are you a Benny tied up ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 14:36:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:33:58
        
        LOL indeed. That's now my new homepage (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 14:37:31
        
        It is effing quality isn't it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:40:11
        
        Sure is. Brings back memories... chinny reck-on etc (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 13, 14:43:33
        
        Yes or no as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:27:11
        
        my 8 year olds say that, lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:08:40
        
        It's a classic Simpsons saying. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:09:06
        
        ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 14:45:11
        
        homer (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 15:24:19
        
        You twat (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 15:12:55
        
        ROFL! (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 15:06:53
        
        have you got female? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:05:32
        
        I have indeed, will be sending back half a reply shortly (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 13, 14:06:42
        
        Plumbing accessories, eh? Benders (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 13, 14:08:20
        
        U-bend (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:08:37
        
        good cause um on arf day (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:08:00
        
        handy old job. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:08:22
        
        r u fit for tuesday Mr dog? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:10:37
        
        Possibly. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:11:16
- Colchester wanted a million, we wouldn't pay it, we continued our interest (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 13:56:45
- We did, but couldn't afford what Colchester wanted..Newcastle then came on the scene... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:55:00
- We did try and buy him from Colchester...but Newcastle got him for ?2.25m... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 13:54:15
- Interested while he was at Colchester I believe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 13:53:55
  - 24th August 2000. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 13:55:12
    - And the link: (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 13:55:19
      - WOTB Football at UEA Tuesday night. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:11:46
        
        What abaaht it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:13:18
        
        theres some really crap players on there (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 14:14:40
        
        Ah, I see. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:17:20
      - theres some really crap players on there (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 14:01:55
      - Rofl reading that... for anyone complaining we spent 500k on Hughes.... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:59:59
        
        about the same quality from what I've seen (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 14:06:14
        
        Yeah and we nearly appointed Cotteril, Adams and Dave Williams (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 13, 14:02:58
        
        ?800k rumour about Leon McKenzie - interesting ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 13, 14:04:08
        
        not worth it. too injury prone and cant really finish (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 14:07:00
        
        yeh and the Paddy Kenny one...250k....wonder where Green may have ended up (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 14:06:55
        
        I remember trying to get Kenny, he was at bury at the time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 14:09:27
        
        Has he always been Cartman-like in appearance? (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:10:07
        
        yeah (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 14:18:46
        
        Try this on for size sir... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 14:32:45
        
        I think the only way for the comedy to prevail would be to buy (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 14:41:29
        
        He was a god on CM for a few seasons. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:00:37
        
        the one who played for York, or was it Blackpool or both!?.. (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 14:02:21
Two free tickets 4 sheff wed (NCFC) - kroads, Apr 13, 13:08:51
- Poke em (NCFC) - Extreme Green, Apr 13, 13:47:31
- No ta. I'd rather kill myself (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 13:10:33
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 13:47:46
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 13:16:34
    - Apologies for my no show on Tuesday LOJ... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 13:26:37
      - no probs are you playing Tuesday? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 13:28:44
        
        Yeah count me in (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 13:29:58
        
        Because you didn't turn up it made the sides uneven, we had to play 7 v 5. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 13:34:02
        
        Any reason why you didnt play 6v6? lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 13:49:58
        
        We wouldn't have been able to moan about your non-appearance & how you spoilt our (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 13, 13:59:58
        
        lol fair enough! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 14:06:09
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 14:00:57
      - Silly sod (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 13:27:19
        
        I know! Thankfully some kinda person posted it through my letter box this morning (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 13:30:42
        
        kind* (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 13, 13:30:56
  - id rather eat an old persons vommit (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 13:14:00
Board sweep... how many hoofballs will be played on Saturday?.. (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 12:57:34
- 5000 (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Apr 13, 13:37:18
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 13:12:47
- 22 (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:11:34
- No more than at the average Championship match... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:01:51
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 13:48:09
  - Says Arganth calmly.. (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:05:28
    - Oh if only you knew... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:07:25
      - Now she had really made him angry... (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:12:44
        
        No no - you've just swung the cross in to the back stick... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:14:30
        
        But sadly I hoofed it.. sorry.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:16:40
      - "we are not a passing side, and haven't been for ages" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 13, 13:10:16
        
        we don't even play long ball well - I mean all our goals come through hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:12:21
        
        Long ball Watford style. And I'd be sort of happy (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 13:16:20
        
        Pre Worthington days too, mind. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:12:21
        
        Because we had a decent 'team' who respected their manager.. (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:15:55
        
        Hmmm - a little fanciful I'm afraid - do we KNOW that's what happens in training ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:19:12
        
        they look amazing in training apparantly - Carl Robinson (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:26:03
        
        Ha ha.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:29:11
        
        I KNOW, yes.. don't care what others KNOW.. (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:21:23
        
        we played it about a fair bit during promotion - certainly more than now (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:13:29
        
        But again - we've always been fairly shit away. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:17:02
        
        0 was rather impressive. Only been achieved twice before, hadn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 13, 13:17:53
        
        Indeed. I'll still ask the question. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:21:41
        
        yes - not a single game...... I thought we would nick one or two (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:28:06
        
        I thought we'd nick one or two, but wasn't surprised that we didn't. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:30:05
        
        actually more. But ours was the third worst away record ever (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 13, 13:21:30
        
        30 wins in 113 games (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:21:50
        
        if you dont include the prem - including cup however 30 wins in 114 games (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:23:32
        
        But, as you say below, they haven't won at home... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:25:52
        
        ahem. link. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 13, 13:21:40
        
        could be worse - sunderland are on for 0 home wins - first time ever (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:25:08
      - so why didnt worthy sign Rasiak in january?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:09:36
        
        Dunno - ask him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:10:13
        
        I doubt he knows how to use email (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 13:11:15
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 13:02:47
  - bullshit! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 13:02:10
- 76 (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Apr 13, 12:59:04
  - Hmmm, maybe I was too generous to them with 18... (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:01:00
I was a rep in the summer of 2003 (General Chat) - conker, Apr 13, 12:47:53
- My freind was a rep in Greece once... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 13:09:05
  - collectors items (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 13, 13:15:27
  - Were they... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:13:14
- what's a 'latter'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 12:50:51
  - A letter that's later of course!.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 12:54:15
  - In Norn Iron, it's what you get through the post. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 13, 12:54:04
    - 'Trew' the post, I'm sure you meant.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 12:54:57
      - Not in Norn Iron. That would be in the Rep. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 13, 12:57:55
        
        Ahh.. I'm not good with my Oirish... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 13:00:03
        
        And around Cork, they pronounce the place Cock. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 13, 13:06:47
- *letter (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 13, 12:50:14
  - that's better (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 12:56:35
    - Did you fart?.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Apr 13, 12:58:03
      - no I Rhymed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 13, 13:02:10
A bit defeatist... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 13, 12:44:41
- Ferried to Kings Lynn... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 12:58:16
  - No - I had to drive over, so stopped at Longwater McDonalds ! (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 13, 13:01:16
FAO: scc (Betting) - Small, Apr 13, 00:33:25
- Hare go... (Betting) - Small, Apr 13, 00:49:59
  - You mean arbitrage. (n/m) (Betting) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 13, 09:45:11
  - yup i made it a 0.954517705% book for the sweden game (Betting) - SCC 26, Apr 13, 02:34:36
    - got a decimal place wrong (Betting) - SCC 26, Apr 13, 02:36:36
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooligans (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 12, 22:14:07
- Yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 13, 00:12:48
  - No-one knows what it's liiiiiiiike... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 13, 09:44:03
- Who the hell is that? (NCFC) - Small, Apr 13, 00:07:31
  - its fucking shit (NCFC) - Extreme Green, Apr 13, 00:10:30
Right - who wants Robert Newman's History of Oil ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 22:06:57
- I watched it... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 00:04:42
- yeh I watched it... (General Chat) - pat_abb, Apr 12, 22:16:38
  - Which ones were you not convinced about ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 22:18:10
    - I thought that... (General Chat) - pat_abb, Apr 12, 22:50:15
      - ... (General Chat) - pat_abb, Apr 13, 01:08:20
      - Please expand... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 13, 00:17:49
- Agh! Completely forgot about that! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 22:13:10
  - Yeah - very similar to the show with Mark Thomas. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 22:15:05
    - I'd really appreciate that - cheers. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 22:18:11
      - Nae probs. Like I said, I just need to work out how to ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 22:19:38
The BBC need to buy some new cameras... (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 20:17:16
- I went in to Hughes today... (Other Football) - Small, Apr 13, 00:13:16
- you need a new tv!! (Other Football) - conker, Apr 12, 20:24:58
  - tranny (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 12, 21:11:03
  - i doubt that very much... (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 20:27:50
    - Well there is your problem... (Other Football) - Brom, Apr 12, 20:29:59
      - You have no idea, do you. (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 20:33:16
        
        Tut tut... (Other Football) - Brom, Apr 13, 11:25:11
        
        no you thick twat (Other Football) - SCC 26, Apr 12, 20:35:58
        
        They'd hardly highlight the fact that their equipment is substandard. (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 20:40:44
        
        Ha ha (Other Football) - conker, Apr 12, 20:40:41
        
        i was in a mood this afternoon (Other Football) - SCC 26, Apr 12, 20:44:13
        
        Me too.... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Apr 12, 20:47:48
        
        Good job he didnt say something that you didnt like this afternoon then!! (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Apr 12, 20:45:05
        
        Was a bit of a blub, but didn't want to annoy him any further. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 20:41:55
        
        nope (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 12, 20:35:55
HOFF! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 14:44:20
- I'll see that..... (NCFC) - Canaria_Mediocris, Apr 12, 15:01:31
- LMFAO (NCFC) - Small, Apr 12, 14:52:29
  - God's teeth and little fishes, it IS Fierce Panda!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 12, 14:55:14
    - Is he morphing into Mr C Reeve now he's dead? Anyway, this is you OG... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 14:59:28
- Hey... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 12, 14:45:40
- lovely differing skin tones (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 14:45:35
Virgin Classic Rock totally smokes BBC 6 Music. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 12, 14:34:48
- Benders, bummers and crafty butchers listen to VCR... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 14:36:19
  - Touched a raw nerve have I? Which is something you like to do on a Friday night. (General Chat) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 12, 14:38:12
    - What's the name of the Dutch one that plays oldies? Arrow fm or something (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:39:43
      - Arrow Roack Radio (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Apr 12, 14:41:34
        
        Rock (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Apr 12, 14:41:46
        
        Roack might be how a bummer Dutch person says it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 14:43:26
        
        Leeshen to der shounds of der roacktashtic sheventeesh - you can believe it (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 14:52:49
        
        Shove it up your runny bottom! Gayboy (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:46:46
I have diazepam (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 14:28:31
- I used to have some of that, great stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 12, 14:29:07
  - That was marzipan, pants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Fleggster, Apr 12, 14:38:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:40:40
I have diarrhoea (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 14:25:00
- So does my little lad. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 14:50:39
  - Butterscotch surely? Hope he feels better soon though (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 15:00:02
    - Nono, I like Butterscotch. Anyway, it's too light to be butterscoth, he's that bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 15:01:58
      - Sounds like he's almost in vanilla territory (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 15:04:11
        
        Not far off - there are the odd flecks of red pepper in there too, mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 15:05:59
- Bum Gravy... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 12, 14:29:30
  - shut it dog breath! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 12, 14:30:36
    - I'd be a poor excuse for a dog if I didn't have dog breath, wouldn't I... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 12, 14:31:13
- Bottom Explosion? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:28:05
- Try and get it on a Treble Word score... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 14:27:19
I have a dilema (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:20:31
- Which dictionary to buy? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 12, 14:21:49
  - Shut it! I knew it didn't look quite right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:24:07
- Oh fuck it i can't be arsed... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:21:43
  - lmao (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 12, 14:22:02
I have a dilema... (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 12, 14:20:00
- Get some ointment... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 12, 14:20:24
Our new squad... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 12, 13:20:33
- 'Image hosted by tripod' (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 12, 13:35:58
Who's your choice for england manager? (Other Football) - Dave in France, Apr 12, 12:49:38
- Betty Boo. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Apr 12, 13:41:07
  - I love Betty Boo (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 13:48:14
- Garth Crooks (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 12, 13:40:16
- Nigel Worthington ... I can dream (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 12, 13:23:28
- cheri lunghi (n/m) (Other Football) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 12, 13:14:34
  - is that a type of truffle? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:15:27
- Big Gay Phil (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:12:45
  - And a big gay Poodle to replace the Three Lions (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 12, 13:14:41
    - yea, a dead one (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:15:51
      - Uh oh... here come the ants/mouses leg/trumps (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 13:23:05
        
        dong! - wrong Don! - Big gay Phil's poodle is dead and i buried under the car park of The (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:25:32
        
        Oooooo A secret garden! I never knew that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 12, 13:41:43
        
        Wahey! You make oi laaaarf (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 13:28:09
        
        Yeah. What a bastard... (Other Football) - Small, Apr 12, 13:24:44
        
        lol. It'd have to be a big gay bulldog as poodles are French (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 13:26:40
        
        as are some bulldogs... (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:32:12
        
        Ha ha! Check out the FAQs... (Other Football) - DonLogan, Apr 12, 13:34:59
- John Gregory. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 13:08:52
- Chris Quinten. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Apr 12, 13:06:44
  - Former Barclays Chairman? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 12, 13:09:34
- Me (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 12, 12:58:30
  - silly old job (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 13:01:10
- Dave Merrington. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 12:54:26
- Martin O'Neil... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 12:53:57
  - Yep, O'Neill. (n/m) (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Apr 12, 13:00:56
    - I'll third that motion (Other Football) - Canaria_Mediocris, Apr 12, 13:09:32
      - Like Sven? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 13:10:31
        
        yes, like Sven (n/m) (Other Football) - Canaria_Mediocris, Apr 12, 13:15:06
        
        He's been alright on the whole, in particular... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 13:25:22
- Chris Gudgen (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 12, 12:53:28
- Got to be worthy for me.....please (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Apr 12, 12:51:19
  - like th, anyone but allardyce (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Apr 12, 12:51:47
- anyone but Allardyce. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 12:51:15
  - why not (Other Football) - Dave in France, Apr 12, 12:57:19
    - because, although Sven's made mistakes, (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 13:04:41
    - He's a 1980's throw back square framed man... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 12:59:44
- 2nd that n.m (n/m) (Other Football) - Southend Legend, Apr 12, 12:50:52
lol Jambocanary. From now on Carl Robinson will be called Mr Anonymous (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Apr 12, 12:25:18
- Greeno - Mr Messy (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 12, 13:00:27
  - Hughes - Mr Pass (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 12, 13:04:50
- Gary Doherty- Mr Muddle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 12:42:23
  - Nice... Paul McVeigh- Mr Small (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 12, 12:56:20
- Worthy- Mr "HOOF IT" uppity! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Apr 12, 12:35:22
- Any other players qualify for 'Mr Men' names? (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Apr 12, 12:25:47
  - Thorne: Mister Genn (n/m) (NCFC) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 12, 12:47:44
  - My Lazy - Euthu, Mr Bump - Safri, Mr Tickle - Worthy (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 12, 12:28:51
  - deano would have been mr angry (NCFC) - Bonjour, Apr 12, 12:28:28
    - Little Miss Pissed Up = De....... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 12, 13:05:18
So, who was the left midfielder vs Swindon - I'm stumped (n/m) (NCFC) - GripperStebson, Apr 11, 23:44:28
- carey (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Apr 11, 23:46:06
  - still stumped (n/m) (NCFC) - GripperStebson, Apr 11, 23:55:10
    - Think Left more than Midfield. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 11, 23:55:29
      - No, I'm completely lost on this one (n/m) (NCFC) - GripperStebson, Apr 12, 00:04:33
        
        Scored a lot of goals. British but not English. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 00:05:02
        
        Still completely lost (n/m) (NCFC) - GripperStebson, Apr 12, 00:17:51
        
        Welsh left-back, scored v Bayern Munich? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 12, 00:26:21
        
        Jeez, it's so obvious when you know (NCFC) - GripperStebson, Apr 12, 01:04:01
- Plastic Bertrand (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 11, 23:45:29
  - Ca Plan Pour Moi... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 11, 23:45:52
That dead swan wasn't from the UK apparantly that Bird Flu here. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 11, 15:45:12
- Are *you* from the UK? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 11, 16:06:30
  - Yes, but I am slightly mad (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 11, 16:13:56
- Taxi (General Chat) - romayellow, Apr 11, 15:52:12
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 11, 15:49:59
- bloody immigrants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 11, 15:48:02
- Say what? (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:47:54
In what has generally been a disappointing season (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 11, 14:51:03
- Worthy gets my vote (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 11, 15:08:39
- I thank you....... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:00:48
- Tits? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 11, 14:52:53
  - no pants tots not tits (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 11, 14:54:42
    - Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 11, 14:57:39
      - Get your TOTS out for the board! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 11, 15:19:10
Went to the resreves last night... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 11, 13:28:25
- Did you take any soup or haddock? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:41:09
  - or the chewed flight off an old dart (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:42:37
    - or a spangle? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:42:58
      - or some grit out of an old woman's drive? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:43:23
        
        or a dove? Maybe you took a dove, a white one, like what God has (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:43:51
        
        or a spud gun with 'lone star' on the side (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:44:50
        
        or your son? Perhaps you took him. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:45:27
        
        or someone else's son, say Graham's or Rachel's?... maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:46:03
        
        Maybe you went by yourself and had a bit of a cry (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:46:40
        
        Me and Posh Rob went once and he called the ref a wanker so loudly he got asked to leave.. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:47:56
        
        Did you drive? I bet you did. Not down Jimmy Hill though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:48:40
        
        Did you put an ant on the pitch when noone was looking? I would have done... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:49:35
        
        Did you pretend you were in the old barclay and put a coin in your eye and do a trump? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:50:34
        
        Or kick Roy Dack from behind so he didn't know it was you (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:51:27
        
        Did you buy a Reserves Game Programme, always a good little read -'Just have fun out there (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:52:24
        
        I was going to say 'you funny guy' but I didn't want to interrupt your flow (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Apr 11, 13:55:17
        
        Maybe none of those things after all, eh small? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:53:34
        
        nope (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 13:53:59
        
        Goodness me! (NCFC) - Small, Apr 11, 13:56:50
        
        Yea, I bet you did. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 14:01:16
The only survivors in the great Worthy Out Sweep are (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 10, 16:52:33
- T07 aside. Who was the furthest away? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 10, 17:12:35
  - Um Dorset Canary and Steve in Holland. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 10, 17:25:37
    - A fine date indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 10, 17:27:04
- And me (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 17:02:41
  - Iwan me? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 17:07:27
- Tudders is looking like favourite.. who'd have thought it? (n/m) (NCFC) - McVeigh POTS, Apr 10, 17:01:27
- "a mentally retarded person (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 17:01:20
  - You did it in the chatroom on saturday as well... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 10, 17:07:13
    - when? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 17:07:39
      - "Hurrah! we've nearly lasted 20 mins without conceeding" (NCFC) - Small, Apr 10, 17:11:37
        
        oh that (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 17:18:54
any realistic suggestions of players we should target this summer (NCFC) - otbc2006, Apr 10, 16:32:39
- chris brunt (NCFC) - Exile, Apr 10, 23:28:54
- I think we'll sign (NCFC) - double hipness, Apr 10, 18:42:56
  - Horsefield has gone to sheff utd on a similar to us and Dickson (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 18:44:00
    - Horsfield is gagging to get out of it (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 18:47:28
      - Hooze and Desmond (NCFC) - double hipness, Apr 10, 18:56:53
        
        Yeah, I remember robinson being good when keane played at wolves (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 19:06:27
- Missed the fucking boat on most of them (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 17:01:58
  - Otttttsommmmmabore!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 17:05:37
    - Famously shot in the arse on a night out in Liverpool (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 17:12:15
  - Whoops, and Kenny Lunt (Thanks MP!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 17:04:12
  - Whoops, and Kenny Lunk (Thanks MP!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 10, 17:04:05
- Ryan Taylor, Gary Teale, Dan Shittu, Kenny Lunt & Sutty!!!! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 10, 16:59:33
- Goalkeepers, Left & Right Backs, Short Strikers, High Work Ethic No Ability Centre Mids (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 10, 16:45:05
- Dennis Wise (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 16:44:31
- Danny Crow (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 16:43:56
  - David Neilsen (n/m) (NCFC) - hosepipeban, Apr 10, 16:45:03
- Ron Jeremy (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 10, 16:36:31
  - Journeyman whose best years are behind him. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 10, 16:43:05
    - Can still finish when required though... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Apr 10, 16:44:03
- Gareth taylor forest( you know he's coming!!) (n/m) (NCFC) - hosepipeban, Apr 10, 16:36:29
  - Perch from forest would be good (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 16:46:52
  - David Wright, David Vaughan, Damien Francis, Craig Easton (NCFC) - hosepipeban, Apr 10, 16:40:52
  - Along with Primus no doubt... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Apr 10, 16:39:10
your favourite nationality of bird?????????????????????????????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Apr 10, 16:26:20
- pining for the fjords, preferbly not one pining for the fjords (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 10, 16:31:56
  - cut and paste disaster, a Norweigian Blue, but not one ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 10, 16:32:26
- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 10, 16:28:09
  - lol fair enuff i am bored (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Apr 10, 16:29:13
- Spanish. Silky hair, light sheen of perspiration & faint aroma of garlic (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 10, 16:28:03
- Australian The Emu is a wonderful specimen. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 10, 16:27:27
  - That made me snort... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 10, 16:28:54
    - Druggie (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 10, 16:29:24
      - As in a chortle, not a line of charlie you cheeky monkey (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 10, 16:31:34
Staggering tripe from Waghorn in his latest column (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 10, 15:52:26
- He Is Truly Desperate (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 10, 16:18:35
  - He's leaving anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 10, 16:27:28
    - He'll be Worthy's new assistant next season ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Apr 10, 16:36:32
    - Who, Waggers or Worthy or both? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 10, 16:36:27
- it's because he's just an (n/m) (NCFC) - Inbred Yokel, Apr 10, 16:08:21
- Sat at his desk, double-parking the great flute. (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 16:00:06
  - You're on the euphemism generator again, aren't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 10, 16:11:38
    - yes (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 16:16:30
- Best just to ignore him... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 10, 15:57:56