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Pisces roll call (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 14:37:42
- Oh Cod, it's one of those dace! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 12, 14:56:57
  - ^^ posted in the wrong plaice^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 14:58:58
- Present (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 14:52:10
- we're the best (n/m) (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Nov 12, 14:44:02
  - im right so far (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:44:50
- Here Sir (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 12, 14:43:18
- yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 14:40:34
- wankers-all of em (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:38:26
  - selwyn is a Pisces then... (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Nov 12, 14:41:03
    - she didn't reply bliss (n/m) (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Nov 12, 14:42:30
    - bye bye (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:41:55
  - You might, finally (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 14:39:29
    - another 1 bites the dust (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:40:32
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 12, 14:41:03
- Me (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 14:37:53
  - Me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 12, 14:39:56
Parfetic. You can hear the shot that puts the lame respect campaign out of its misery. (Other Football) - megson, Nov 12, 14:29:12
- Proof that it only existed outside of the top 4 for a period anyway (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 14:36:28
  - you would know all about respect wouldnt you! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:37:32
Admirable Nelson! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 14:19:11
- not much between him and the doc.both shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 14:26:16
  - Troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooollllllllllllllllllllllllll de Selwwwwyyyyyyyyyn (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 14:29:08
- All known matter starts trying to squeeze itself into a singularity ready for the big bang (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 12, 14:20:59
  - I see that now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 14:23:52
    - Don't try and compete with me Mr Bay, you've lost you timing Mojo. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 12, 14:25:40
i'm falling into man-love with Lambo...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 11:02:13
- i seem to reading that at Colchester he always protected the players in public (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 12, 11:25:05
  - That's exactly as it should be (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 12, 11:27:40
- lol not so sure-he left hoolahan out the team 4 weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 11:15:33
  - Stats for the games Wes missed (NCFC) - megson, Nov 12, 11:32:41
  - In that time, he toughened the team up and made us stronger defensively. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 12, 11:28:36
  - Its dull now Sellers, no one bites anymore. (NCFC) - megson, Nov 12, 11:20:49
    - i dont care-its just my opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 11:21:49
      - Yes but it's wrong. You should know by now, no wrong opinions on here (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 12, 11:23:10
  - That's cos Hoolahan pissed off to Hawaii in a sulk. Get wid da noos Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 12, 11:19:05
  - lol he thought he was going lol rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 12, 11:18:16
  - Inspired man management? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 11:17:52
    - or bad judgement (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 11:18:47
  - selwyn........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 11:17:49
- Wait till a couple of iffy results (NCFC) - pants, Nov 12, 11:05:07
  - Lambo doesn't do iffy results! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 11:14:06
    - walsall-leeds etc dont count then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 11:17:48
      - No (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 11:19:44
  - Depends how he deals with it I guess (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 12, 11:14:04
    - Do you think that's what Peterborough fans came to believe? (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 12, 11:18:13
      - I can't believe they sacked him (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 12, 11:19:05
        
        Think there's more to it than that. Don't suppose it'll come out (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 12, 11:22:07
        
        i reckon barry fry was behind it - probably jealous of darren f. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 11:20:22
    - Yes, how he deals with it is key (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 11:17:09
    - I just think he knows how to handle the media far better than the last 4 managers we had! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 11:16:54
Any news on our Irish and Cambridge trialists? (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 12, 10:54:25
- yeah-they had a shit this morning (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 12, 11:20:18
  - I don't know why I haven't put you on my ignore list sooner (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 12, 11:36:17
will tranmere bring more than 9 fans? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 11, 14:46:33
- so what if they do? (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:49:58
  - actually ive been to 75% of all league grounds you twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 11, 14:51:26
    - list them (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:54:23
      - and spell them all correctly (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 11, 14:55:49
        
        GO (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:56:16
        
        tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 15:00:37
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 11, 14:54:36
    - arrers (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 11, 14:53:28
- probally more than fulham took to wigal (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 11, 14:47:36
  - wheres wigal (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 11, 14:48:51
    - greater mancheral (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 11, 14:50:36
    - Top-right of the picture, behind the ice cream cart. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 11, 14:50:10
    - Brom knows (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 11, 14:50:04
You can say all of that Danny but it was our reserves. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 11, 14:03:04
- What a joke - we had our best five or six players missing (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 11, 14:08:48
  - so did they (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 11, 14:48:09
  - I don't see the problem here? (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:46:03
    - Constant trolling (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 11, 14:54:36
      - PMSL (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:56:51
        
        ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 11, 14:57:03
    - his team sounded a bit shite though (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 11, 14:48:45
- to say he's chuffed with a home draw against us shows how feared we've become (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 11, 14:05:55
next round away again. guarantee it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:39:36
- hereford away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:39:55
Apart from away, where is the area final played? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 10, 21:39:25
- Two legs, so home and away (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 10, 21:52:58
- could be home and away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:40:52
- hum (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 10, 21:40:04
is the area semi home n away? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:34:54
- no it will be away and away, its the cup. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 10, 21:38:51
- whats it got to do with you any how (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 10, 21:37:50
- I've got a Tenpole Tuder on (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 10, 21:36:26
- I heard (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 21:36:04
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 10, 21:38:43
- bound to be away (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 10, 21:35:30
  - 2 legs I believe (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 10, 21:36:22
    - that's the area final isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 10, 21:37:47
    - or will that be the area final? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:37:45
    - wrong.... (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 21:37:44
  - is it home and away? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 21:36:14
    - they're both away (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 10, 21:37:51
    - No both away (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 10, 21:37:50
    - the home match will be away, you know it (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 10, 21:37:42
... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 09:52:27
- Is that Mbk? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 10, 09:55:20
  - its niger gurginion (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:57:58
    - racist! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 10, 10:02:57
    - nigel* (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:58:16
  - Snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 09:56:15
If we can win tonight, how many games before we go to WEMBERRLY? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 10, 09:49:04
- 3 more after 2nite (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:49:42
  - but we will lose 2-1 so i wouldnt bother thinking about it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:50:28
    - If we win and get to Wemberlee will you go? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 10, 10:03:46
      - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 10, 10:04:10
    - Can't say that'd bother me. Its just another game at the minute, that we could do without (NCFC) - megson, Nov 10, 10:02:27
    - Couldn't care if we win or lose. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 10, 10:00:46
      - getting the font changed? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 10, 10:01:13
Wrath help please. Christmas day, Lakes or Dales? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 10, 09:43:01
- I think we need more information than that to make informed comments (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 10:17:10
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 10, 10:29:30
- Lakes.....but take a twin-set for extended deco and 100% O2 for 6m accelerated deco. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 10, 10:10:42
- Lakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 10, 09:46:28
- stay at home-we have a home match boxing day.part timer (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:46:05
  - My home is 250 miles from Carrow Road so that wunt help much (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 10, 09:52:23
    - your fault 4 moving there (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:53:58
      - ..................... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 10, 09:54:41
        
        I tried to out-troll the troll the other day. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 10, 10:01:50
  - ............. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 10, 09:47:27
    - lol i lke that (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:48:52
      - Only cos you could tie it to that fence and bum it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 09:49:20
        
        lol bummer! havnt heard that since school days (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:52:11
        
        I didn't know you went to a public school. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 09:53:27
        
        classist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 10:07:36
        
        well as far as i know members of the public went to it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 10, 09:54:55
        
        Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 09:55:31
- Lakes. Nicer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 09:44:34
woth taking some stick on the pink un-i wonder why (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:32:55
- .... (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 8, 20:37:28
are morecombe non league and wheres the replay at? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:17:20
- league 2 . Morecambe (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 16:22:27
  - I went to Maorecambe last season with my fiancee to watch AFC Bournemouth (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 8, 16:37:15
    - When some of their players fall out with the manager, they are left wondering (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:41:15
  - are they top half in league 2? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:24:32
  - fair chance it could be them then-id rather that than carlisle (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:24:02
Fucks sake (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 15:48:05
- told you it would be away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:08:26
  - great call sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 8, 16:32:28
    - i know-trust me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:34:08
      - Do you want your medal or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:35:41
        
        The blokes a soldier (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:39:30
        
        of course (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:39:18
        
        I'll post it to you. What's your address? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:39:55
        
        carrow road norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:41:19
        
        I'll leave it with the nice lady at the club shop and you can pick it up. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:42:02
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:49:44
        
        thats luvly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:43:01
        
        What's it made out of? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 16:38:46
        
        Dole money (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:50:09
        
        Plywood, a bit of mud. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:39:16
  - Selwyn, you're a GENIUS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:12:04
    - told u so (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:13:11
      - so needy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:22:05
        
        trust me-im always right (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:22:49
        
        and you always admit it when you're wrong (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:24:49
        
        well im never wrong so wouldnt know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:26:18
        
        Contempt (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:28:26
        
        thats your department (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:29:16
      - I never doubted you for a second. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:18:07
        
        we are out too.remember i told you 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:19:25
        
        If you call that right, you'll get an open-top bus tour. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:20:27
      - ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 16:15:29
- Who do we have then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:59:02
  - thats us out.fucking away AGAIN.pisses me orf (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:09:55
    - I know, club is a joke... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 16:11:40
      - fuck me-its a voice from the living dead (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:12:55
  - The winner of the Carlisle v Morecombe match, away from home (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 8, 16:01:10
    - or even Morecambe (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 8, 16:01:44
- I think nine of the last twelve FA Cup draws have had the original tie away from home (n/m) (NCFC) - Dahab_Canary, Nov 8, 15:56:06
Charlton game is why we had to lay our first team (NCFC) - k j, Nov 8, 15:39:56
- lay the whole 1st team! fuck that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:12:08
Suddenly it appears, we're the experts at cup ties (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 15:31:43
- told you so (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:14:15
  - You know everything (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:22:48
    - yes,yes i do dont i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:25:21
Anyone else slightly worried that Celtic could shortly be looking for a new manager? (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Nov 8, 14:12:56
- I dun't get this. I love what Lambo has done so far but jeysus. How many managers have had (NCFC) - megson, Nov 8, 14:20:34
  - I'm with you Megson (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 8, 14:30:53
    - delia will take the compo and put gunny back in charge (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 8, 16:21:39
    - I because the scottish division is on it's backside, standard and financially (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 14:51:12
  - Yeah, but...it's Celtic, and there's obvious reasons why that makes it different (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Nov 8, 14:22:20
    - Aye, but it would be a big gamble though. I think their fans will want a 'safer' option (NCFC) - megson, Nov 8, 14:24:55
      - On balance, you're probably right...but we've seen how club legends get jobs unexpectedly! (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Nov 8, 14:29:57
        
        Surely its only us that could do that???? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 8, 14:33:04
        
        Don't underestimate the appeal of someone tagged 'the new Martin O'Neill' to Celtic fans.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Nov 8, 14:37:28
- not really (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 8, 14:17:48
- i think they will go for more experience but a little (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Nov 8, 14:16:47
im orf-misses is waiting!): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:07:48
David Haye - How long is he going to survive? (General Chat) - CityForLife, Nov 7, 22:01:08
- that was an excellent round by Haye, hit and run. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 22:06:46
  - Yeah..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:19:46
    - Valuev is just like a robot very boring, Haye is the better boxer by a mile. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 22:22:55
      - Yeah but he isn't a 7ft fucking nutbag monster (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 22:23:29
    - Difficult fight to score (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 7, 22:22:35
      - Not really..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:23:47
        
        I would tend to disagree (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 7, 22:25:58
        
        Quite. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:28:29
        
        And I could have given 3 and 4 to Valuev at a push. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:31:30
        
        listening on the radio. Pundits all have Haye 3 or 4 rounds up (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 22:27:42
        
        My stream has just vanished (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 7, 22:33:54
        
        I can see where you're coming from. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:40:05
        
        well, JC? Who do you think they'll give it to? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 22:48:23
        
        Clear to Haye for me. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 22:54:46
- 2 seconds (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:02:53
  - Did you enjoy Lappin and Holt's attempts at their respective yellow cards today ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 22:21:02
  - op⋅ti⋅mism - [op-tuh-miz-uhm] (General Chat) - Klobo04, Nov 7, 22:06:10
    - LOL he's doing pretty damn well. (General Chat) - CityForLife, Nov 7, 22:19:28
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:08:33
- KO round 3 or 4 (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 22:02:29
whens the draw for round 2? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:44:35
- be away again,guarantee it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:00:39
  - How can you guarantee something? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 22:03:04
    - you will see (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:03:33
      - Home it is then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 22:05:00
        
        I actually agree with Selwyn. I'm certain it'll be away (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:07:08
        
        my guess is it's a 50:50 chance (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 22:10:43
        
        roughly 50-50, but you're forgetting that the cup is entwined with magic (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:12:09
        
        but it will be away-always is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:12:07
        
        you will see (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:05:41
        
        I don't really care actually (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 22:09:31
        
        dont suppose you do cos you wont go anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:11:37
        
        finished early with the mrs (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 22:14:14
        
        shes on hold (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:15:13
- Colney Gaz? (NCFC) - Groningen Canary, Nov 7, 21:56:09
- 3.35pm tomorrow Selwyn, you dear dear chap (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 21:55:38
  - thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:56:12
    - who do you want us to draw and how shit do you think we'll play? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:05:37
      - leeds at home-at least itl be an interesting day around riverside pubs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:06:55
        
        that'd be utterly appalling Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:11:25
        
        be great (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:13:00
        
        Chuck a pint on the wrong one of those and you'll never moan on the Wrath again (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 22:21:49
        
        lol I think it's safe to say that they're a little feistier than the average scummer (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:34:38
- When you asknowledge 99% of what you say is utter madness (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 21:52:09
  - asknowledge? u bin on the piss? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:53:33
    - touch typing error (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 21:56:56
      - have another shandy (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:57:57
        
        irony at it's finest (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 22:00:20
    - Dossier. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 21:55:56
- I wouldn't worry. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 21:48:58
  - who said i was worried (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:51:03
nelson and lappin were awful (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:37:01
- Proof that Selwyn is wrong.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 7, 21:59:34
  - not that again-at least you didnt resort to porn today (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:02:05
    - "not that again" from the broken record guy LOL. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 7, 22:23:37
    - don't count your chickens (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:13:17
- Trollope. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 21:48:15
  - Where do I claim my winnings? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 7, 21:51:34
    - Not even a penny? I was going to give my winnings to ch ch ch ch ch chaaaarity! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 7, 21:58:57
    - but that was a cert (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 21:57:34
  - only saying what i saw. not slagging the team but those 2 looked bad today (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:49:26
    - Trollope. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 21:51:31
- Right on time... (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Nov 7, 21:38:17
- Wrong. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 21:38:12
  - i know the score numpty but they did look awful (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:39:40
    - Yep. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 21:45:38
      - bit touchy! so you thought nelson and lappin played well today? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:48:37
        
        Piss poor. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 21:50:30
        
        has that scummer upset you?have an early night if i were you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:52:27
        
        Ha ha..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 7, 21:53:44
You fat bastard? (NCFC) - Northern upholstery, Nov 7, 21:24:27
- That was attempt #1 at the yellow card (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 22:11:48
- The Doc looks a right Dork (n/m) (NCFC) - double hipness, Nov 7, 21:30:27
  - maybe thats cos he is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:40:11
We are all nervous (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 19:22:46
- stalker (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 22:10:41
- omfg!!!! that is truly frightening (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 22:01:42
- 哇 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 20:38:55
- Is that (NCFC) - Northern upholstery, Nov 7, 19:25:29
Same old Norwich (NCFC) - Gurney Slade, Nov 7, 17:25:02
- does this mean you won't be back with that hilarious carrot crunchers gag? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 18:20:00
- taking the piss (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Nov 7, 17:35:04
- You missed out the 7 goals we scored... (NCFC) - Pilgrim, Nov 7, 17:32:42
  - Ref gave you every one (NCFC) - Gurney Slade, Nov 7, 18:23:38
    - oh do fuck off you tedious cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 18:25:17
      - Truth hurts doesn't it carrot cruncher? (n/m) (NCFC) - Gurney Slade, Nov 7, 18:28:19
        
        congrats on your 1st 3 points last week.theres only 1 keano! (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 21:47:17
        
        um, no.... only thing I'm concerned about is my bet not coming in (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 18:32:34
        
        WotB regular on a wind-up, innit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 18:34:32
        
        yeah, I didn't really think it'd be one of Paulton's 15 die-hard fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 18:36:27
        
        Ah...cupidity and stupidity (n/m) (NCFC) - Gurney Slade, Nov 7, 18:34:16
        
        and tediousness personified in your case.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 18:37:00
- You missed out Holt being fat. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 7, 17:26:20
- Same old wind-up (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 7, 17:25:39
Carrot XI - Stephen Carrot. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:30:47
- As XIs go Otto this is definitely one of the worst I'm afraid (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 5, 21:27:02
  - Hans van Breukarrot. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 21:57:53
    - 20 odd minutes frantically trying to come up with something... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 5, 22:00:51
      - Dennis Bergkarrot. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 22:04:40
        
        Paolo di Carroto. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 22:05:11
        
        Let it fucking go (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 5, 22:06:13
        
        Zinedine Carrot. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 22:06:45
        
        We're very close to a real low... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 5, 22:07:40
        
        Christian Karrotbeu? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 22:09:42
        
        Oh dear... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 5, 22:23:01
        
        Don't go before the BEETROOT XI has started! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 22:24:28
- kasper carrot schmeichel (n/m) (Other Football) - nixon, Nov 5, 21:21:01
- John Carrotway & Wild Willy Barrett (Other Football) - Northern upholstery, Nov 5, 20:47:31
  - I've no idea, Creo. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 21:11:29
    - Well you know what I always say (Other Football) - Northern upholstery, Nov 5, 21:27:47
- geoff horsecarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 5, 20:29:51
- Julienne Joachim... (n/m) (Other Football) - mr chimp, Nov 5, 20:18:03
- Carrot van Nistelrooy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 20:10:18
- Hristo Stoichcarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:06:33
- Jan Veneggor of carrotcake (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Nov 5, 20:05:52
- Shaun Wright-Carrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:05:16
- Roque Santa Carrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 20:04:35
- Ulysses de la Carrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 20:03:11
  - Carrot Poborsky (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:04:40
- Grant Holtville* (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 19:58:18
- Steve Ogrizocarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:58:10
  - Bruce Grobbecarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:58:33
    - Justin Fashacarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:59:13
      - Been on the Kia Ora? (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 5, 19:59:57
        
        Carrot Ora, more like. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:00:57
        
        Wynton Carrot. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:01:12
        
        He's gone again. Nurse! (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 5, 20:02:25
        
        Oh, I'm OK thanks. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:03:46
        
        PS Emile Hescarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 20:04:03
        
        Carroted out (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 5, 20:11:19
        
        when's that match? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 20:37:52
        
        Saturday 14th November (Other Football) - Small, Nov 5, 20:58:03
        
        why, when's the return leg? it's not 2 weeks later is it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 21:09:05
        
        The first leg has already been played - finished 0-0. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 21:11:12
        
        ah of course. I can't seem to find out when Uruguay-Costa Rica is either (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 21:21:02
        
        aha, same dates (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 21:25:30
- John Arne Carrotface (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:57:18
- Andy Carrot (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 5, 19:54:25
  - And, of course, Roy Carrot (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 5, 19:54:57
- Lee Carroft (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 19:51:44
- Steve Carrotidge (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:49:17
- Ian Carrothouse (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:47:32
- Eric Carrotna (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:46:21
- Gary 'Carrot-top Pele' Doherty (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 5, 19:45:08
- v v v These are surprisingly good. v v v (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:44:40
- Jay-jay Ocarrotcha (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 19:44:18
- Jens Shredded Carrot soup (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Nov 5, 19:43:37
- Jon Carrotsemobor (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 19:42:20
  - Roberto Carrotlos (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:43:05
    - Diego Carrotdona (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:43:30
- Papa Bouba carrot top (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Nov 5, 19:31:28
  - Henri Carrotma. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:34:38
    - Jamie Carrotter (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Nov 5, 19:38:44
      - Michael Carrot. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 19:41:49
        
        Bert Baccarrot (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 19:42:41
        
        Franz Carr ot (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 5, 19:44:11
        
        Sean Dyche-dcarrot (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Nov 5, 19:47:14
fao yellalee. happy birthday! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 5, 17:34:28
If Dion was still here. Upfront with Holt. Wow, what a pair. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:22:34
- nah, would be hoofballtastic (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:24:31
  - Chas. I was talking cock. Not soccerball. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:26:04
    - So was he (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:27:15
      - Ah. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:27:33
    - cock fighting?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:27:14
      - NO. Cocks. Nobs. Winkles. Dicks. Winkies. Johnsons. Wieners. Trousersnakes. Willies. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:28:52
        
        I don't know any of those words, are they slang? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:29:28
        
        Yes. Apart from Winkle, which I believe is the proper medical term. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:30:45
        
        No, that is erectus magnificus (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:35:11
        
        schlong (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:30:21
- no contest-dion had a 12 incher (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:23:17
  - 13 apparently. Have you taken them both up your ring? You seem pretty clued up on this. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:24:03
  - did he hurt you? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:23:34
    - no -i can take more than that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:24:28
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 12:38:33
2 tickets available for satdee-any1 want them before i return them to club? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:16:33
- part timer (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:24:11
  - you going? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:25:04
    - Funnily enough had it been the following week I might (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:26:51
      - lol part timer (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:28:27
        
        guilty as charged m'lud (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:30:44
- no thanks, it's on tv (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:20:03
  - yes i know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:21:06
    - and? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:21:34
      - and nothing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:22:21
- Tickets for what? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:17:21
  - swingers club (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:17:47
    - Oh. No, not after last time, thanks though. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:21:17
we have a hall of fame - but why not a hall of shame? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:11:14
- The Canary Fairy (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 12:35:10
- selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:24:58
  - saving him for the hall of cuntery (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:25:45
    - on the wall opposite you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:27:46
      - yep i'll be on the wall of hardcore legends (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:28:32
        
        CODY (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:30:09
- why clint easton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:17:23
  - not very good (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:17:40
    - Was in a play off final clinching team (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:18:08
      - ok i'll give him a reprieve then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:19:34
        
        he was still very shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:20:30
        
        charles did make a valid point tho (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:21:35
        
        no he wasn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:21:05
        
        he was fucking useless (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:21:47
        
        he was better than you you fat fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 4, 12:24:09
        
        should hope he was (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:26:21
- David Bentley (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 12:16:19
  - EPIC (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:16:54
- delia smith (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:15:00
- Carl Robinson (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 12:14:14
  - agree. part of the legendary Worthington midfield of spastics. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 4, 12:15:24
    - You can't say spastics anymore. You have to say Handicappeds. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:19:34
      - i needed a sharp edge on the sentence (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 4, 12:21:58
        
        Fair enough. You can also say 'disableds' or 'wheelchair ones'. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:23:27
        
        or mongs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:28:12
        
        Yes, or mongs or tards. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:29:45
- Jason Jarrett (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 12:13:25
  - FAIL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:13:43
- Roger Munby & Doomcaster rofl lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 12:12:41
- Tony Cottee. Damian Francis. Lee Croft. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 4, 12:12:28
  - not damo ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 4, 12:13:04
- The Fozzy Flick (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 12:11:57
- Dejan Stefanovic (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 12:11:57
Reamrkably scum-free on here at the moment. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 3, 20:05:53
- I wonder why that is (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 20:12:01
  - They are not that "Keane" anymore (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 3, 20:13:32
- good (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 20:07:42
  - excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 3, 20:11:31
Many going to Swindon on Tuesday? 4 of us from Oxford going (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Nov 3, 19:28:16
- Yes - I'll be there (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 3, 20:21:56
  - Good, hopefully a few will make the trip ?10 on gate BINGO! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Nov 3, 20:24:20
    - The previous round was an amazing turnout (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 3, 20:42:01
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 20:06:57
  - Ok cheers for that........ (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Nov 3, 20:15:14
On last thing about the Binners (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 17:20:42
- and they are only 4 wins and a draw from a play off spot (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 3, 20:15:03
Maths for B(eg)inners (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 14:32:20
- where is the maths question? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 3, 14:36:29
  - Bristol? (n/m) (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 14:45:36
    - i love maths questions (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:49:02
      - OK here goes (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 14:53:29
        
        your debt has grown by the interest payments (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:58:37
        
        and will continue to grow (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 15:02:53
        
        I am now at the point when I think we need a club to fail properly (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 3, 15:08:21
        
        those in charge at football clubs (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 15:17:06
        
        The small hope on that (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 3, 15:26:49
        
        I suspect that McNally would have been (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 15:46:35
        
        but I'm certain that he had planned for those two to be off the wagebook (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 3, 16:18:37
        
        wage bill (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 3, 16:18:56
        
        you were thinking books & wages at the same time (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 3, 16:29:10
        
        Wages thing is partly because people like (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 15:20:47
        
        Agreed (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 15:12:05
        
        Excellent (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 3, 15:25:28
      - All non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have real part 1/2: true or false? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 3, 14:52:06
        
        what's a non trivial zero (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:53:21
        
        The set of all the complex numbers that cause the function to be 0 that aren't -2,-4,-6,.. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 3, 15:05:01
        
        A really important one (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 14:57:36
        
        how do you judge? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:59:06
- i agree (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:35:27
  - This season's already been more fun than the (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 14:42:43
    - i think it's lamber (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:44:41
      - t who has made it fun tho (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:45:32
        
        so we could be brilliant in the championship too (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:46:34
        
        would still lose you twat (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:51:11
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Nov 3, 14:56:22
    - agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 3, 14:44:36
      - fickle (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 15:09:50
        
        that was my first game (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 3, 15:50:57
Seth Lakeman plays the Nodge Waterfront on Thursday night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 14:29:37
- I'm going with mrs mbk, West Ham Matt and Bonkers. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:46:01
  - Good man. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 14:48:44
    - yep - saw him at Harvest, excellent - much more to his live performances than on a rekut (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 15:02:28
      - Intut. His bass player is a genius. He does his own solo multi-instrument one-man-band s (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:24:34
- who gives a shit (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:30:45
  - ^^^ he's right y'know (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 3, 15:46:48
  - something we at last agree on (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:33:40
  - Afternoon, Troll Cunt #2. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 14:33:00
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 3, 14:36:08
  - Mrs Lakeman? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 3, 14:31:16
fuck off selwyn (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:23:24
- too much competition? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 15:01:37
- fuck off scc 28 you are even more of a CUNT (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:24:35
  - well to be fair it is close but I think you just shade it selwyns! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 3, 14:25:21
    - get the fuck in (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:29:33
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 3, 14:30:37
Im in Bath on Saturday - is that anywhere near Paulton Rovers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Nov 3, 14:16:12
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 14:17:31
- if you have a tv in there id say pretty near yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:17:07
well well well-everyone who applied gets a ticket! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:05:16
- 3 wells? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:11:36
  - dont suppose you would be interested in a ticket?-silly question i know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:12:54
    - Yeah ok, how much do you want? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:14:23
      - didnt say i had 1-club has 100 @ ?20 each (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:15:28
        
        You implied you did (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:17:58
        
        i may have,i may not-trick is to know when to sell (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:20:22
        
        Yeah but you think psychedelia is a cook book (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:37:36
        
        Whereas it's actually Delia doing her Karaoke version of PJ and Duncan's "Psyche!" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 14:39:31
        
        what a fucking rip off (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:16:11
- clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 3, 14:06:29
  - is while we are in this league and never forget it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:09:19
    - Not admiting I want to see my club at this level... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 3, 14:12:01
      - thats why we are where we are with numpty fans like you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:14:07
        
        What do you want me to do Selwyn? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 3, 14:17:19
        
        change your attitude about being happy to be in league 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:19:16
        
        Where did I say I was happy in League 1? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 3, 14:20:41
        
        you said you were enjoying it! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:23:12
        
        So because we have been relegated I have to act like a miserable bastard? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 3, 14:26:07
        
        but never forget where we are and who put us there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 3, 14:28:51
        
        you (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 14:29:53
    - oh shit, I'd forgotten (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 3, 14:11:12
travelling to holland thursday......advice needed (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Nov 2, 14:13:23
- as long as its valid for when you go its fine (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:14:19
- phone the airline who you are travelling with (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 2, 14:14:15
FB Kingsgoers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:06:00
- do you have shares - if not you should get free bears! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 2, 14:07:55
  - what like yogi you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:13:00
    - Dani Behr (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 14:14:57
      - cor I used to like her (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 14:28:52
        
        she's literally had the crap photoshopped out of her! (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 2, 14:32:18
        
        yeah, hardly recognised her there, but she was definitely fit on the Weeeerd (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 14:54:43
        
        I had a thing for Katie Puckrik (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 2, 15:04:14
        
        hah I was just looking for pictures of filthy Katie Puckrik.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 2, 15:08:23
        
        gap-toothed Merkin (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 15:10:58
        
        lol forgot all about Huftie!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 2, 15:11:48
        
        is there a word for that? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:52:58
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 2, 14:56:07
        
        Good, I'm glad. What is that word? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:56:35
        
        I think you'll find that bird is the word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 2, 15:01:48
        
        I meant "no" (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 2, 14:57:21
    - more Paddington and Rupert but yeah that sort of thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 2, 14:13:33
  - tell me about it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:08:59
    - ^^^Big Brewery Shill (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 14:29:34
'You sure got a purdy mouth... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:01:20
- King's regular murdered.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:03:13
  - eeery. I was one of the last people to speak to a bloke before he was (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:19:52
    - has anyone seen SCC lately? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 14:37:04
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 15:36:38
    - also eerie - (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:22:19
      - ^^^ he knows how to 'fix' things for people (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 14:26:52
        
        turns out it was two houses away, rather than one (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:51:38
        
        your 'fixer' doesn't normally make these kind of mistakes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 14:55:20
        
        ha ha (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:57:02
  - always knew that pub was dodgy:) (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:07:47
  - blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 14:05:42
    - We'd probably know him by sight at least. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:06:51
      - I know Snelly quite well. Knew, I mean. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 14:09:37
        
        foolish comment (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:10:20
        
        out of order:) (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:11:52
        
        Yes he was, thanks for sticking up for me sellers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 14:13:34
        
        anytime-im more likely to get a pint outa you than mbk lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:15:45
        
        Yes he is as tight as a gnat's chuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 14:17:28
        
        sellers won't get that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:21:13
        
        Out of order Himsworth, don't speak for Sellers. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 14:22:48
whos in the draw for poulton tickets? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:44:01
- should be plenty available then! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:49:34
FAO the poster what is known as Yellalee, that's YELLALEE not SELWYN, for the aviodance of (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 13:39:16
- OH MINE! Cheers and thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:40:58
  - yeah happy birthday nobber (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:45:00
    - cheers c**t. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:47:11
28th nov-next cup round-guarentee we will be away.how many is that out of last ten fa cup (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:33:42
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Nov 2, 13:36:17
- surprised you think we'll be in the hat (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 13:36:01
  - well even i think we will beat poulton.4 nil (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:37:02
    - what? you said 1-0 the other day. Can't change now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 13:47:33
      - i can (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:48:32
    - but will we play our stronest 11 or ressies? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 13:39:06
      - i duno-ask the manager (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:41:46
        
        I did and he said ''ask that Know-it-all cunt Selwyn''. chaaa can't win (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 13:56:28
        
        i know the feeling (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:05:49
        
        I hope we play a strong side (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 13:48:20
        
        they'll kick us though. I don't want Holt to get injured. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 13:54:16
        
        I'd play him from the start and if it is rough then take him off (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 14:00:23
        
        presumably there will be a ref ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 14:11:10
        
        ffs (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 14:46:23
        
        oh, I thought first two rounds of the cup were played with no refs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 2, 15:01:35
- GIYLF (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:34:09
  - Whats that mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:35:19
    - gonorrhea infected your little finger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:37:26
      - better get the missus checked out then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:38:21
        
        I set 'em up... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:38:49
        
        i think you'll find i did actually... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:39:42
        
        and the pigs (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:38:46
        
        wakey wakey i havnt worked with pigs for 6 months (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:39:49
        
        restraining order? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:40:28
        
        i now look after my disabled daughter if you must know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:43:23
        
        nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:45:23
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:37:59
so i was wrong-im pleased i was though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:20:51
- The substitutions were a disgrace though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 2, 13:43:24
  - cody wernt that bad (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:45:55
    - The substitutions will be what lets us down next game YOU WILL SEE! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 2, 13:51:40
      - you wont cos yuo dont goto games LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 2, 13:52:41
        
        YOU.......WILL........SEE! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 2, 13:59:11
- ooooooooooooooooooooo00000000000000OOOOO OOOOOO (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Nov 2, 13:36:17
- why would you be not be pleased? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:25:11
  - cos not but you all think i want us to lose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:26:08
    - why would we think that? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:27:24
      - erm (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:28:17
- sort it out Sellers you're a joke. Sellers out boooooooooh (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 13:23:50
- Good-o. Predictions for Tranmere and Southampton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:23:40
  - is that your genuine DOB in your profile? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 13:25:37
    - are you trying to steal my i.d? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:27:56
    - 18/06/64 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:26:39
    - yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:26:03
      - good luck (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:30:14
      - how would u know? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:30:10
        
        his birth certficate? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:30:43
        
        as far as i know no 1 on here has seen that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:31:42
        
        why would he not have seen his own birth certificate? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 13:32:30
        
        This is EPIC (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:32:07
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 2, 13:28:53
  - 2 nil us v tranmere 1 1 v saints(beat poulton 4 nil lose to swindon 2-1) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 2, 13:25:26
    - I'd take all of that (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 13:28:06
fao Selwyn (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 29, 19:55:24
- I cant see his response as I have him blocked (NCFC) - conker, Oct 29, 19:58:48
  - Win, 1-0 and thinks Conker's a **** (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Lurkalot, Oct 29, 20:02:14
    - haha, sounds about right (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Oct 29, 20:04:00
  - blocked-only saddos do that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 20:00:09
    - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 20:25:22
- id settle for 1 nil-as long as we get through thats all that matters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:57:21
  - ^^^typical happy clappy fan. Satisfied with a 1 nil win against a village team. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 20:00:44
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 20:01:49
      - I think that's a lie anyway, you won't be 'satisfied' with 1-0 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 29, 20:16:27
I'm off to Peterborough V Barnsley on Saturday (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Oct 29, 19:54:03
- so am i for a mates stag do. i was hoping to see big joe lewis, but i think hes banned (n/m) (Other Football) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:06:11
- part timer (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:55:14
so who was going to watch poulton v hungerford in the hope of getting an fa cup ticket? (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:52:25
put my poulton application in today (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:41:08
- who did you get to write it for you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 19:48:50
  - Have you been waiting for this all day? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 19:54:24
    - no, not been logged on (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 20:20:39
    - There's been a fair amount of withdrawal symtoms going on today, that's for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 20:01:07
      - hope you get your fix soon then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 20:24:48
    - no-im bored now though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:55:59
      - I knew It! (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 20:02:02
  - they are very helpful at the box office (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:50:42
- Good for you selwyn. Hopefully we'll lose and then all the deluded fools on here will (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 19:47:26
  - is while we are in this league and never forget it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:49:27
    - Correct. And where gonna be in this league a long time while we still have the current (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 19:55:32
      - very true lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:58:28