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I'm off to see "Children of Men" tonight (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Sep 20, 14:27:22
- me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 20, 14:28:36
  - At the Oooodean? (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Sep 20, 14:29:27
    - Yep - Six thutty (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 20, 14:30:36
      - nice one, cheers (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Sep 20, 15:09:48
      - I'm off there too (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 20, 14:35:07
        
        WotB school outing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 20, 14:36:17
        
        Skinner can't go though... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 20, 14:45:57
Everyone repeat after me: "37 year old target man" (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 20, 14:26:20
- How about "37 year old target man with another string to his bow cos he plays CB too"? (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:44:41
- if it was dion dublin say 5 years ago (NCFC) - otbc2006, Sep 20, 14:30:37
  - Replace the words Dion Dublin...... (NCFC) - TheHorseHasTurnedUp, Sep 20, 14:52:15
    - How old is Super Chris Sutton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 20, 14:53:40
      - hes been a free since the summer by my reckoning + no one has touched him (NCFC) - TheHorseHasTurnedUp, Sep 20, 15:00:37
      - was 33 in march (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 20, 15:00:03
  - Thats the problem, Dion Dublin 5 years ago was worth ?2million at least (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 20, 14:31:42
  - You'd have to say '35 year-old target man then though' (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 20, 14:31:21
    - Or '32 year-old...' if you haven't spastichanded up your sums (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 20, 14:31:57
      - Chum-eater (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:43:57
- it does if you add 'in a wetlook leopardskin thong and gimp mask with penis gag' (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 20, 14:28:08
- yeah its a bit shit (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 20, 14:28:00
"...hold on a minute, what's good for Dion Dublin...?' And this is good for Dion Dublin" (NCFC) - Declan, Sep 20, 14:02:51
- "other formations the players have worked on in training" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 20, 14:14:10
- Great! A nutcase too (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 20, 14:06:30
- we already have all the post match comedy we need with Worthy and Earnshaw... (NCFC) - olej24, Sep 20, 14:05:01
I've just watched Look East. What the fucking hell is going on? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 20, 13:55:08
- Here (NCFC) - Suggy, Sep 20, 13:56:41
Hands up who is going to Plymouth this weekend (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Sep 19, 20:25:10
- I am in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Sep 19, 20:37:28
- Me, stupidly (n/m) (NCFC) - dangeruxb, Sep 19, 20:30:59
- Me.. (NCFC) - snowman, Sep 19, 20:26:50
  - Me (NCFC) - conker, Sep 19, 20:28:23
- ME ME ME (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:26:45
  - Jimmy. Did you sell your plate? (NCFC) - snowman, Sep 19, 20:28:01
    - yep sold the plate to Mushy Pea, and the vectra to an Indian gentleman from bedford. (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:31:11
      - Was tempted (NCFC) - snowman, Sep 19, 20:35:11
        
        i especially liked it when working in suffolk. Always seemed to upset white van drivers on (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:37:06
        
        what did the plate say? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 19, 20:44:11
      - Y4ARMY? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 20:34:42
        
        Y4RMY even (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 20:35:54
        
        no was Y4RME (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:38:08
        
        Saw a BMW 4x4 with it on Satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 20:40:51
        
        Y4RME or Y4RMY ? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:42:34
        
        Erm... not sure actually. Y4RMY I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 20:45:32
        
        saw that last year on a BMW 5 series, better plate than mine was (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 20:47:17
  - Big it up (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 19, 20:27:33
- Me! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 19, 20:26:11
Thorne is God (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 19:49:53
- ww2... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 19:52:18
- nice one (NCFC) - matt in london, Sep 19, 19:51:56
Seeing as it's International 'Talk Like A Pirate Day', what is your pirate name? (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 19, 16:49:59
- cap'n bryan swiftknife (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Sep 19, 19:28:47
- Sea Monkey Bart. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 18:57:50
- Pirate Hannibal the Pale (General Chat) - romayellow, Sep 19, 17:28:57
- Butt-Ugly Jessie Bonny... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 19, 17:28:02
- Fruity Macon Hornigold (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 17:27:15
  - Pirate Julia Well-Tanned.. by shoving my first name in.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 19, 17:33:29
    - Perhaps... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 17:42:42
- Worthy is Frownin Elmer barbossa!!!.........or (General Chat) - admckechnie, Sep 19, 17:09:00
- Oh... (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Sep 19, 17:06:13
- "Fancypants" Dan Drake (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 19, 17:00:44
  - Not as bad as... (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 19, 17:03:09
    - probably, all that time at sea with all the other seamen etc (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 19, 17:06:16
- Cap'n Jim Blackbeard (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 16:57:01
- Scowlin' Wade Smythe (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 16:54:24
- Fartin' Dick Blythe (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 16:53:20
  - One of the feared triplets, along with Flickin' Dick Blythe and Fannyin' Dick Blythe (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:54:53
- wankin bob drake!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Sep 19, 16:52:22
- Lazy Ozzy Eye, natch (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 19, 16:52:16
- thass crap (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:51:45
- Ambiguous Logan Drake (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:51:19
Who is watching the bung proggy on BBC1 tonight then? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 16:33:40
- I'm not a real fan.. AND... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 19, 17:31:27
- "lads" being the mot juste (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 16:51:28
  - Quick, everyone off to google (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:53:27
    - Serbian cleaner's flange? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 16:54:42
      - I don't know hat it means (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:56:20
        
        Does it have an expression? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 16:57:46
        
        more of a grimmace (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 17:00:08
- People are trying to make me go to the pub at the mo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 19, 16:50:23
- I'll probably be flicking, and maybe a fart or two.. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 16:46:58
- Can i have option 3 - Watching Gillette Soccer Special because... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 16:37:34
  - I think i have the same Radio Norfolk curse as you!! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 19, 16:53:44
    - Put it this way... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 18:12:30
  - Same here (General Chat) - Riverking, Sep 19, 16:40:47
  - Option 4 - Stephen Fry's programme about nutcases (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 19, 16:38:09
    - Yeah that looks interesting - will tape that and watch it after the bung one probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:42:02
      - Eyes: Rotherham vs. City, DVD: Bungs, Video: Fry's mentalists. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 16:45:05
- Harry Redknapp is innocent (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:37:23
  - Hissing Sid is innocent! (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 19, 16:49:53
- Not I (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 19, 16:36:27
  - Bugger. (General Chat) - Riverking, Sep 19, 16:36:52
    - A magnificent pedigree moggy (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 19, 16:48:58
      - one of ours went a few weeks back (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 16:52:54
- Me (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:34:32
  - I just don't understand... (General Chat) - Riverking, Sep 19, 16:36:25
    - It's simply... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:39:10
      - That meaningless FA cup game did not cost us dear (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 19, 16:55:32
        
        I blame that west ham game for us going down (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 16:59:03
Footy parkun at carra (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:20:36
- Go Red ooops Green Comrade - use the Park & Ride (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 19, 19:45:58
- Pats Cafe or behind the TrTrafford... (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 16:29:29
  - ??? One or two decent pubs around there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 16:31:32
    - pat butchers gym kit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 16:33:08
      - Excuse me (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 19, 16:35:58
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 16:49:12
- Yep, someone who works with my brother got stung for that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 16:24:14
  - Same here (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 16:32:08
  - 50 quid (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:28:08
- got caught by the piggies for having no lights on my bike last night (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 16:23:45
  - what location? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 19, 19:46:56
- Pay 3 quid and park in county hall... (NCFC) - Brom, Sep 19, 16:23:20
  - Or the NU car park behind Sainsburys - it's only a pound. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 16:25:16
    - Not anymore, it's been moved to India. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 19, 16:30:08
      - That was quick - it was there Saturday... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 16:32:01
  - usually do Brom (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 16:25:08
    - Lakenham Cricket Ground is ?2 (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 19, 16:46:38
Who's got the smallest cock on the board? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:41:55
- Hello (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 13:56:39
- Well, a chap calling himself Fierce Panda used to post on here (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 13:47:35
  - Smaller than a seahorse ? Or a teeny tiny shrew ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:49:56
    - Oh all right, small for a MAMMAL (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 13:52:33
      - Shrews are mammals. And so are Mice (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 13:57:23
      - Wahey ! Mark it down in your diaries, space cadets... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:55:30
- I've got a small clock... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 19, 13:21:21
- my own is more of a 1 cm nub (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 19, 13:18:45
- how are you measuring ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 19, 12:56:47
- Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Matt Damon, Sep 19, 12:54:58
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 13:47:04
- Do you like Baylies? (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:52:53
  - Do ya love me? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:53:43
    - It doesn't work like that (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:57:47
      - How does it work? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 13:13:59
        
        ..well you have to get to know someone first (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 13:29:07
- Mine's in pristine condition, and a decent size (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 19, 12:48:46
- one of the laydees presumably? (n/m) (General Chat) - sandhurst canary, Sep 19, 12:47:49
- If the theory of car size being inversely proportional to size of wanger is true then (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:46:01
  - Wee cowering timorous beastie ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:16:07
- My cock has never really recovered from catching thrush after the extreme heat during June (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 19, 12:44:01
  - You could get one of them thar new fangled cock transplants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:44:52
    - No, It would cause to much disruption to the hens. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 19, 13:02:01
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:44:34
- me (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 12:43:22
Cracking goal by Drogba (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 17, 14:15:06
- waste of money :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 17, 14:43:45
chelsea start todays game with 4 central midfielders (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 17, 13:26:39
- Liverpool haven't had the same starting line up for 19 games now (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 17, 13:38:40
  - 90 games (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 17, 13:51:54
so drury out for tuesday and maybe saturday n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Sep 17, 12:38:12
- what's the matter with him roland? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 17, 12:42:21
  - here (NCFC) - roland rat, Sep 17, 12:51:36
As angry as I am this morning, I do feel the style of play is better than last season, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 17, 12:22:11
- Delia and cronies OUT (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 17, 15:01:00
  - but we will have lovely Diners (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 18, 01:09:16
- What really has pissed me off about this season... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 17, 12:57:35
  - That gay little short corner is the worst... (NCFC) - Small, Sep 17, 12:59:54
    - Especially we don't beat 1st man when the cross does come in. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 17, 13:01:36
what was boyle like yesterday n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Sep 17, 12:16:12
- shit (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 17, 13:35:05
  - I thought he was ok. Decent pace, comfortable on the ball. Solid debut. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 17, 13:45:11
- I thought he looked fairly assured, seeings he'd been with us 3 days. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 17, 12:21:24
  - I thought he was ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 18, 01:10:18
  - He played well & had a good engine, looks lke a good player. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 17, 12:23:04
    - V6? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 17, 12:25:18
      - You've sunk my battleship ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 17, 12:25:53
    - Certainly didn't think we missed Drury. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 17, 12:24:27
- Quite big and spitting pus (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 17, 12:17:25
I'm old, I'm angry, and I've had enough (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 16, 22:35:41
- As i can't be arsed to write that myself..... Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 17, 00:28:21
- Cant see Delia & MWJ making the hard decision.....the rest of the board are irrelevant as (NCFC) - oh arr, Sep 17, 00:24:06
  - Very true (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 02:11:07
- I am with you old git (NCFC) - gazzathegreat, Sep 16, 23:49:16
- I'm old, I'm angry, and whilst have had a enough of the worthless cunt (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Sep 16, 22:39:20
- Good, and very acurate rant OG. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 16, 22:39:18
My kitchen floor currently resembles a daddy-longlegs equivilent of the Cambodian (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 21:53:17
- What have they ever done to harm you? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 22:02:04
  - Go drink my son. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 22:07:07
Anything decent on telly tonight? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 20:49:17
- Yeah. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 16, 21:09:33
  - Cheers A... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 21:39:10
    - BR is fantastic. Is LoG poor then ? I've Sky +'d it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 16, 21:43:34
      - LoG film is ultra shit... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 21:57:25
  - Oh, you decided to show up then (General Chat) - Bob in France, Sep 16, 21:11:56
    - Decided to show up ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 16, 21:14:14
- Go rip the gable ends of the kings. Then tweak MBK's thrapping wheel. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 20:51:50
  - Popped in the Kings afterwards.... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 21:14:35
    - Rob's clothes smell like cancer according to EoM. The posh ranter. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 21:18:59
Questions (NCFC) - Wraith, Sep 16, 20:00:33
- they have money this season but I suspect they dont want the fans to pressure for signings (NCFC) - oh arr, Sep 17, 00:34:43
- How was the old youth system that produced Bellamy and Eadie different? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 16, 20:23:48
- Old Youth System (NCFC) - double hipness, Sep 16, 20:23:35
- What exactly are you blaming Doncaster for? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 16, 20:03:11
  - Ok, here goes (NCFC) - Wraith, Sep 16, 20:11:20
    - so you're annoyed with him for making excuses for other people's decisions? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 16, 20:16:10
      - According to Doncaster, Worthy is given a seasonal budget (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 20:23:50
      - All I am saying (NCFC) - Wraith, Sep 16, 20:20:56
        
        We can only hope that if any new manager was to ever come in that he would... (NCFC) - Smudger, Sep 16, 20:43:00
  - keeping it for the new manager!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - linda, Sep 16, 20:07:04
"How do you solve a problem like Maria?" (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 16, 19:25:45
- LOL! Another pile of poo on TV (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Sep 17, 00:37:51
- lol I haven't got enough bullets, or a garden for that matter (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 16, 19:55:36
All doom and gloom (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 15, 13:19:20
- Imagine if we got to the play offs, imagine the away leg (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 14:03:22
- an objective source (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 15, 14:03:07
  - Misprint - "Tissot" should be "Tosspot", surely (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 15, 14:49:01
  - Richard Money (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 14:48:21
  - 2nd best manager in the championship (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 15, 14:45:48
  - Translated means? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 14:05:18
- 3 points off the relegation zone too (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 15, 13:40:34
- "a win away from 2nd place" - where are we a defeat away from? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 15, 13:39:53
  - 15th (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 14:37:39
  - I'm going to kill myself (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 15, 14:31:55
    - How are you going to do it? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 14:35:20
      - One of my favourite Wrath questions... (NCFC) - Small, Sep 15, 14:38:06
        
        mbk recommended I try a surfeit of City Oats once. I am yet to find any but if I do... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 15, 14:39:31
        
        you have to chant this whilst you expire... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 14:51:33
      - by Kings (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 14:38:00
        
        Hmmmm... answers the question above i suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 15, 14:39:22
      - Pills and Alcohol for me (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 14:37:51
        
        did ya read about that woman keeping a slave in york (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 14:52:40
        
        Yeah, do you know her ? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 14:57:35
        
        I knew someone (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:08:14
        
        Yeah and the only contact with the outside world she allowed (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 14:56:12
        
        It's taken about 500 (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:06:34
  - oh yeah tried to be positive...worthy out (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 15, 13:57:59
Say, right, what if, yeah, you were wrathing your barclay when a web designer came by and (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 13, 14:12:01
- I'd plant a plummeting Trudy near his shoe and then do a draught. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:16:12
- I'd go deliberately out of my way to try and fuck it up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 13, 14:15:16
- I would ignore him, while giggling quietly at the replies he received (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 13, 14:13:31
- Troncock (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 13, 14:13:10
For those who went to both Coventry and Southend... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:06:04
- Coventry. By a long way. (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Sep 13, 14:19:45
  - Yep, easily! (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Sep 13, 14:24:20
- Coventry (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 13, 14:09:27
  - You didn't go to Coventry you flidface! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:13:05
    - *applauds* (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 14:25:24
    - Will you bring me back 200 bottles of Leffe Blonde please, cash on delivery. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 13, 14:14:15
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:15:28
- 'Coventry' or 'Southend' (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 14:07:24
  - Troncock (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:07:51
    - s'wat you told me to type (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 14:10:59
      - No, my careful use of apostrophes was intended and should have given you a clue... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:15:01
        
        :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 14:23:42
- Rub her hands in Marmite (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 13, 14:07:19
  - Toiletneck (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:08:05
- Smell next to a gnat (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 13, 14:06:49
  - Chumbearded old scroat (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 13, 14:08:23
    - thats me (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 13, 14:09:11
MTV Flux (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 13, 11:28:54
- Anyone who has ever sent an SMS to one of these channels (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 11:43:54
  - No, but... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 13, 12:08:17
    - removed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 12:32:20
      - In the two minutes it took me to post the link too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 13, 12:34:57
  - "retrospectively aborted" (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 13, 11:45:55
- terrible innit? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 13, 11:32:55
- Totally agree (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 13, 11:30:22
  - Exactly! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 13, 11:34:42
    - Sadly, it is very simple (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 13, 11:40:40
    - The Amp was brilliant at first... went downhill later (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 13, 11:37:37
      - Most of them also have quiz fucking mania on now (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 13, 11:40:11
      - The problem with music tv is there are too many channels now (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 11:39:36
        
        But why can't i flick through without seeing Robbie williams or the Black eyed peas on eve (NCFC) - Small, Sep 13, 11:42:20
        
        You're not farting and fannying enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Sep 13, 13:25:37
      - so there are no plans to introdue a new indie channel? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 13, 11:39:08
        
        I assumed VH1 was turning into the new indie channel (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 11:40:32
        
        no more bandwidth (or whatever) for a new music channel... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 13, 11:45:59
seems to be a few odd comments on here this morning (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 10:58:46
- Pretty much agree with that... (NCFC) - Small, Sep 13, 11:28:18
- 5 in midfield should be able to retain the ball though (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 13, 11:06:17
- Agree that it shouldnt affect the players - but its arrogant - and sets us up for a fall (NCFC) - grumpy, Sep 13, 11:04:55
- Fundamental problem for me (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 13, 11:01:45
  - When Spillane and Flem were surely better options (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 11:03:57
Right off to Sarfend - have a bad feeling about this one (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 12, 12:51:51
- Now off. Where are the best pobs for away fans? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 12, 12:54:22
  - Hope you have a better game than we endured at Cov. Still need that ticket for Satdee? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 12, 12:59:19
    - I do. I'll pick it up in the pob at about 13:27 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 12, 13:00:38
  - Here (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 12, 12:56:18
    - Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 12, 12:59:30
    - lollitov (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 12, 12:58:05
  - ^pubs. Twot (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 12, 12:55:22
    - He should return to kid's tv! (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Sep 12, 12:57:51
sky sports news (General Chat) - otbc2006, Sep 11, 16:10:37
- Sometimes I speculate on which of them are knobbing each other. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 16:14:17
  - David Jones and Georgie T I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 11, 16:40:09
    - Georgie T and Kelly Dalgleish I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 16:43:25
robbie fowler (NCFC) - roland rat, Sep 11, 14:07:00
- cant really blame him (NCFC) - eadie2001, Sep 11, 14:30:07
  - "us exiles can often see the bigger picture" (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 11, 15:00:48
    - sorry! (NCFC) - eadie2001, Sep 11, 15:55:19
    - I have to agree the lack of motorways is a constant irritation ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 15:30:32
      - Yes, Minister (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 15:37:39
      - The lack of motorways is the best bit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 15:32:49
    - go on anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 11, 15:05:51
      - Actually it's too annoying to bother - where exactly do you start? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 11, 15:10:53
        
        Bristol? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 11, 15:12:26
        
        Did you chatroom it on Sat? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 15:26:10
        
        yeah (NCFC) - pants, Sep 11, 15:42:14
        
        tudders said cunt a few times then went for a dump (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 11, 15:47:48
        
        was that before or after you put your finger up his bum? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 11, 16:00:25
What about if, right, once, yeah, you are upstairs at Bedfords doing a drink of beer when (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 11, 12:49:55
- Do a smell. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 13:12:41
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 11, 13:14:11
- I'd rub my bell-end in Terrys hair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 13:02:15
  - I don't doubt it, probably while Bent Up Face looked on in distorted confusion. However (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 11, 13:10:50
    - scrunching the pinny for me please (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Sep 11, 13:43:17
- I'd torch the Kings (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 11, 12:53:06
  - Impossible - I have welded your nipples to the Pentium Processor you are slotted in next (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 11, 12:55:56
  - If you ever got out of your mum's house you might (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 12:54:29
    - You're about as funny as Police Academy 7 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 11, 12:58:19
      - Thanks (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 13:02:30
    - Gratuitous (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:57:22
- Smell (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 11, 12:51:34
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 11, 12:52:11
- Stickle bricks (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 11, 12:51:05
CUNTFLAPS!!!! (NCFC) - Work Ethic, Sep 11, 11:44:06
- RABATS DE VAGIN!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Work Ethic, Sep 11, 12:49:21
- Language Timothy! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 11, 11:47:03
  - Sorry Mother. (n/m) (NCFC) - Timothy, Sep 11, 12:10:03
You can't blame Worthington or the board if injuries ruin our season... (NCFC) - Orlando, Sep 11, 11:35:18
- Why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 11, 11:47:44
- Why not if there is no suitable cover - ie Earnie, Drury etc!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Sep 11, 11:41:04
  - Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:45:16
    - And your point is...............????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Sep 11, 12:22:42
      - As Big Ron would say.... (NCFC) - Orlando, Sep 11, 12:25:02
        
        I'm just a plain speaker, don't believe in talking in riddles...... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Sep 11, 12:26:41
        
        Kirrie, read what what I actually put in my message (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Sep 11, 12:40:09
  - I think that was his point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 11, 11:41:35
- Depends what Arganth is up to this morning I guess (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 11, 11:39:29
- Face it... (NCFC) - beckford, Sep 11, 11:38:50
  - anyone who was at the Ricoh last season knew that (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 11, 11:40:29
Where is plan B ? (NCFC) - Westfields1, Sep 9, 22:01:17
- playing at the waterfront at some point (NCFC) - Tweedy, Sep 9, 22:06:15
- The ginger Pele of course (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 9, 22:05:52
- Plan B (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 9, 22:04:48
reading below - why does *anyone* expect us to win at southend? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 19:45:58
- I'm looking forward to a walk along the promenade (NCFC) - Small, Sep 9, 21:43:39
- Optimism? (NCFC) - inutero, Sep 9, 19:53:14
  - the knocks make it even less likely, sure. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 19:59:41
    - Thanks for the quote hawes.... (NCFC) - Wimbledon Canary, Sep 9, 20:20:42
      - Sort of agree... (NCFC) - hound, Sep 9, 20:34:22
    - I totally agree... (NCFC) - hound, Sep 9, 20:14:34
Comedy goal for Everton 3-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 14:41:17
- Calamity Reina (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 9, 14:43:29
  - Is in my fking Fantasy Football Team (Other Football) - SussexCanary, Sep 9, 14:44:37
    - They're in mine to. But so is Cahill which saved me (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 9, 14:47:15
      - My Team (Other Football) - olej24, Sep 9, 14:52:37
        
        Mine was (Other Football) - SussexCanary, Sep 9, 16:14:01
        
        that team is shite (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 9, 16:09:03
        
        and only has 10 players! (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 9, 16:09:36
tudders go to bed and sort yourself out for Coventry tomorrow (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 00:40:33
Question for those that live in the fine city (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:13:37
- Nasie lives in Notts (n/m) (Other Football) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 15:11:49
  - doesn't get undone very often (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 15:14:06
- haregooo (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:15:49
  - cheers ears, how close is that to carra rud? walking distance? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:16:39
    - You could get the bus (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 14:22:49
      - BUS? Take a future England striker on a fucking BUS? lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:25:20
    - harfunarr (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:21:50
      - superstar? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:40:40
    - fukkern long walk (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:17:33
      - My hairy arsehole. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:19:30
        
        My shaven plums (Other Football) - Small, Sep 8, 14:22:02
        
        My pierced glans (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:23:43
        
        Fuckan warz. If you're on speed (Other Football) - Small, Sep 8, 14:26:56
        
        Gordon? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:51:16
        
        I am more of a granary, I love sticking it up my Granary. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 14:37:02
        
        I did it on brown and it took me a week (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:28:03
        
        with a gnarled mary? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:30:38
        
        My big old pock-marked man-breasts it is (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 14:25:30
        
        Ballix! (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:26:40
        
        45 mins, and that's not breaking sweat. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:28:59
        
        On a match day I leave my house at 12.42 and don't arrive at FCR until 2.56pm (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:30:46
        
        Could that be due to the Kings getting in the way? (n/m) (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Sep 8, 14:31:56
        
        no LOJ's beard (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:32:44
        
        leave me out of it, my beard is to busy collecting chum. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 14:35:50
        
        afternoon chum chops (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:37:20
        
        Hello Mr KLC I am pleased for Chris hope he does well, my boys have there 1st (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 14:40:45
        
        Chris Hope? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:48:46
        
        roffleoctets (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:33:23
        
        oh (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:32:31
        
        if its more than 10 mins i wont make him walk...not me you understand i aint lazy! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:26:29
        
        I understand (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 14:28:11
        
        or even drink as I watch the trial, do you think that would set a good example? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:29:18
        
        And have a rummage around in your trousers (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 8, 14:35:49
        
        for loose change for the bus fare? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:37:45
        
        You could easily walk to Unthank Road and get the No. 25 bus. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:23:41
        
        Walk to here (you big nancy walk-shy girl) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:27:07
        
        Good grief that's my neck of the woods too (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 8, 14:37:47
        
        Bet you had one of the Big Houses up the leafier bit of Christchurch Rd. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:41:08
        
        I decline to comment (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 8, 14:42:39
        
        york silver? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:46:19
        
        ??????????? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 8, 14:51:56
        
        Plenty of buses down Newmarket road... (Other Football) - Small, Sep 8, 14:34:49
        
        He should get one of them then, much nearer ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:36:05
        
        will she make us sum dinner bor? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:27:57
        
        Probly if you arsk nice. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:29:41
        
        nice dumplings? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:31:00
        
        That's my 72 year old mother you're talking about. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:32:38
        
        Ask her to show you and she'll just lift the hem of her dress up (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:32:16
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:33:09
        
        or just skip (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:25:07
        
        It is long as he says his brat will be donal ducked after the game (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:21:27
      - yeah just looked at the multimap it is a bit of a trek, speshally after a footie trial (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:18:14
        
        Even fukkern longer after the city game (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:19:19
        
        would only have to walk to the ground cos me old man has a parkin seesun tickut (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:24:27
  - Look under 'The School' and then 'Finding CNS' (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 14:16:27
- Which school, CNS? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:15:45
  - dont know yet (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:16:02
    - Oh, right. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:18:31
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:14:03
  - NOBHEAD (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:14:28
    - I'm telling (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:15:12
      - I fucking hate grasses, poofter shorts! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:18:47
        
        fucking shut you up didnt it jismcheeks! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:27:15
        
        Miss isays if you call me that again, you are in detention, if not she'll get Skinner on u (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 14:28:33
        
        shut the fuck up and go and play with all of the other grassing geeks in the corner! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 8, 14:30:12
        
        You wait till I get ya in the corner (Other Football) - Skinner, Sep 8, 14:39:48
Praggers on 5 Live for a second night running, alert! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 8, 00:34:55
- And to an audience that still breathes ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:19:33
  - So, what are you doing on Five Live? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 08:21:25
    - just reliving (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:24:08
      - you should have told them about the Swedish plates (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 8, 08:49:15
        
        I couldn't have fisted that into (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 09:56:40
      - Do tell! WOTBers with a dark history is of interest to us all (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 08:26:46
        
        Bit of a faf (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:40:11
        
        OK, I'll have a look around when I get home from work (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 08:55:21
        
        Will try and find podcast. Was on (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:27:23
- Worthy out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 00:47:03
  - I think they have more important things to discus (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 8, 01:03:20
    - Can you chuck it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:20:27
Bugger! (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 00:11:15
Greetings from Dubai ...nm (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Sep 7, 20:36:28
- You sure? (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:28:16
- Where are you staying ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 21:26:49
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 7, 21:42:29
    - Ah, a lovely bit of Dubai. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 21:46:40
- greetings from catton, norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 7, 20:37:44
mckenzie (NCFC) - rocky, Sep 7, 20:08:13
- I loved Leon... (NCFC) - Small, Sep 7, 21:34:07
  - Which is what his wife did (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 08:30:52
  - Give the boy a break.... (NCFC) - northoftheborder, Sep 7, 22:34:22
  - Drink your milk, Matilda... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 21:35:49
    - Wrong Turn is on C4 tonight.. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 7, 21:49:34
      - League of Gentleman's Apocalypse is on FilmFour at the mo. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 22:01:15
        
        Excellent! Sky plusing that on +1 and off to the pub (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 7, 22:04:38
- of course we have. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 7, 20:19:53
I just went for a really big poo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 15:49:23
- Must have played havoc with your bottom fur too. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 7, 16:10:02
- Have you ever done any brown Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 15:57:53
  - I was wondering that! Come on tell us are you a Pinky or a Purky. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 16:09:55
    - I've done many things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 16:24:32
- Are you really Fierce Elephant? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:50:18
  - I'll tell yer something for nothing loj... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 15:53:35
    - ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 15:56:06
Has anyone ever had a pet Mouse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 15:15:59
- I did but I bit it's head off & then put it on youtube. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:21:49
  - Was his name Peter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 15:30:38
    - I called it Anne Boleyn, funny how history has a habit of repeating itself. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:33:53
  - I knew it was you (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 7, 15:29:23
    - .... (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 15:33:06
    - I play the bad guy in all pantomines, I much prefer dressing up as a dame though. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:31:41
    - Is that not Selwyn ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 7, 15:31:13
      - Aren't they the same person? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 7, 15:31:48
        
        Oi, that's taking it to far. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:35:00
  - Oh, you REALLY fooled me there! (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 7, 15:28:58
    - Well that just shows how easily fools can be fooled! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:30:01
- No, but I had Leon's missus once (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 7, 15:20:08
You going to Cov LOJ? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:15:47
- Are you? Bugger,! I can't go doing Southend if i can get a ticket tomorrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 17:45:48
  - why not? Room for one more in the motor! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:46:22
    - Would need room for two, me and a small one. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 17:49:15
      - about two and a half probably (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:56:53
- Taht is a great nickname (NCFC) - romayellow, Sep 5, 17:17:09
  - He drinks pints of white wine spritzer, the spazz. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 17:22:35
    - Classy (NCFC) - romayellow, Sep 5, 17:29:42
    - only when he does (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:27:26
      - I'm well-ish. I'm going to the pub now. I caught a tope in the Mersey yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 17:30:49
        
        brilliant (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:35:47
Why did those 2 ugly market traders both wear scum shirts when 1 is supposed to support (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 17:03:01
- The inbred twins? On the flower stall? (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 17:44:24
  - They're both season ticket holders (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Sep 5, 19:16:02
- they look like they have one of Terry Nutkins' dresses on here.. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:11:28
- Come again? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 17:05:36
This Charlotte Church program is crap (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Sep 1, 22:34:47
- If she exposes her chest to the nation, let us know (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 1, 23:23:57
- You are either, a) a girl, b) welsh, or c) a gay. Now go to bed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 1, 22:54:47
  - Didn't someone threaten to take Channel 4s license away if they keep showing shite? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 1, 23:16:58
McKenzie's transfer (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 1, 16:06:34
- He's got a nice new 4x4 Porsche (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 1, 16:36:42
- He needed another pay day. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 16:09:38
  - but, like, immediately (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 1, 16:10:20
    - Leon McKenzie says..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Sep 1, 16:15:11
      - hmmm (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 1, 16:16:51
        
        You're right. How on earth will they find out where he is? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 1, 16:27:55
        
        muppet (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 1, 16:28:59
        
        I'm not the one making up complete bollocks about people's financial affairs. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 1, 16:32:29
        
        nor (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 1, 16:34:53
        
        Lets get this right please (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 1, 19:02:48
        
        leon knight had gambling debts at brighton (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 1, 16:45:25
        
        Nielsen also at Aalborg after us (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 1, 17:35:03
        
        Did he owe money to Johnny Sack? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Sep 1, 16:20:34
        
        Mail just sent (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 16:23:31
    - Oh right. I'm a bit gutted by it really... (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 16:14:24
new home shirt (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Sep 1, 14:16:53
- Whereas I look like a fat cunt... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:20:12
  - I've just ordered my svelte Medium shirt. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 14:21:33
    - Doris Stokes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:22:14
      - heard from her lately? (n/m) (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Sep 1, 14:28:32
        
        Oui-she-board! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:29:26
        
        a dwarf psychic has escaped from prison... (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:31:13
        
        Police are looking for a small medium at large (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:31:36
        
        If she giggles hit her (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:32:02
        
        A bus transfering a dozen inmates to a new prison has collided with a cement mixer (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:33:50
        
        A boat carrying red paint has collided with a boat carrying purple paint (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:34:20
        
        Two penguins in the bath (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:39:24
        
        Sausage, egg and tomato in a pan. The egg says "hot in here intut". The tomato says... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:56:21
        
        Orange for a head (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 14:58:51
        
        ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 15:06:17
        
        Mail sent. Bent up head (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 14:45:22
        
        reply sent Terrytent (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:47:38
        
        Ha! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 14:42:02
- still haven't got mine (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 1, 14:17:36
I've got a shiny apple... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 1, 13:53:17
- furry kiwi (n/m) (General Chat) - johnmcdowellshair, Sep 1, 14:14:03
- I've got enormous Plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 1, 13:54:39
  - I've got a peach (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 1, 14:10:34
can't be arsed to sift through the shit. Is Leon still here and have we signed anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 01:51:22
- No and no. (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Sep 1, 02:00:32
  - Cheers. Bugger. Goodnight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 1, 02:40:45
Poss WW2 but scum sign Legwinski (Other Football) - romayellow, Aug 31, 15:28:28
- I feel sorry for their kit man (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 31, 15:31:01
- Think he played 7 times last year, could be a good but could be (Other Football) - pants, Aug 31, 15:30:37