you have to chant this whilst you expire...

City Oats

When you want a snack
Or need to ease an aching back
Take advice from me
And make this for your tea

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge

Repeat it like a City chant
Don't tell me that you can't
Shout it loud, shout it strong
Sing it like a disco song

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge

When times are hard - a losing run?
Max the kitchen, have some fun
Grab some oats, some sugar too
Concoct a sexy City stew

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge

When times are good - a winning streak?
Heat the oven, don't be meek
Forget the apron, flippin' heck
Make that stodgy Norwich brek

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge

Delia cooks this and Delia cooks that
And I don't want a girly spat
But forget her pies, forget her mantra
City oats are the new tantra

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge

So there it is, you have the facts
Don't rely on Jamie's tracts
Eat the oats and chew them well
Otherwise your cheeks will swell

...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...Norwich porridge, Norwich porridge
...the City! City! City! City!

Mammy and Pappy down in the banana patch.

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 15th 2006 at 14:51:33

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