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anyone got a spare scum ticket (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:11:10
- Try Ipswich Town Football Club. They've got several thousand. Just like last year... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:13:01
  - not sitting with those fuckers (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:13:53
    - Part time scum (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:16:36
      - lol (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:17:37
        
        Top 5 fans... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:20:45
        
        only this season (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:22:17
        
        So can't be a top 5 fan... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:25:37
        
        Top 5 on what metric? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:20:04
        
        maybe he should have a chat with this guy, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 10:22:39
        
        based on following criteria (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:21:39
        
        Have you bought this years tracksuit training trousers though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 15, 10:24:30
        
        Ahh, the good old days (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:26:42
        
        still waiting on the shirt from conkers sweepstake lol (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:25:35
        
        Shit I forgot about that........ (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 10:26:42
        
        next home game is hull (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:28:52
        
        Of course he's not down for Leicester game... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:27:22
        
        Isn't he near Brighton? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 10:32:00
        
        Very true... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:32:55
        
        exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:32:37
        
        ouch (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 10:27:48
    - You won't notice them. They don't make any noise. Just wear a clothes peg on your nose.. (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:16:26
If you all hate the scum stand up. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:32:37
- And throw some fruit and vegetables at them (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 15, 09:45:41
  - lolipeach (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:47:09
- If it's OK I'll stand up in a bit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 09:38:21
- How long for - I'm in an open plan office (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:33:45
  - Well I did stand up but I am sitting down again. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:35:24
    - Part timer (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 09:39:30
Whats the name of the scummers message board, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 09:30:17
- Twats Wankers Tossers Dicks (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:32:45
- twats (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:31:46
- TWATS (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 09:31:32
- twtd (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 15, 09:30:47
  - thats it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 09:31:53
Evening Star front page - The Hand of Cod (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 14, 16:22:14
- What a bunch of cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 14, 16:24:11
  - setting themselves up for a big fall (NCFC) - coney, Nov 14, 16:25:49
    - Like the relegation countdown clock maybe? (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Nov 14, 16:54:58
      - Will you be taking a fish then? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 14, 16:56:20
      - *knobs (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 14, 16:55:45
    - Earnie fillets Piswich defence (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 16:31:06
Does anyone use oink.me.uk? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:28:26
- I use it (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 02:33:05
  - further (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 02:36:11
- I do sometimes (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 14, 14:52:10
  - My brother is in the same boat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:56:33
- What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 14, 14:46:17
  - It is a private bit torrent tracker exclusively for music. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:57:56
  - Ipswich dating agency (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 14:46:37
- selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 14:29:53
Have they had the FA cup 2nd round draw yet? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 12, 14:28:20
- after Weymouth vs Bury (n/m) (Other Football) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 12, 14:48:42
  - Cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 12, 15:04:34
I have a job (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 11:45:09
- Waste of time - (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 12, 12:50:10
  - We'll see ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 12:50:57
    - Good luck trying ! (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 12, 12:52:37
      - Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 12:54:33
- Isn't Hockey for girls? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 12, 11:54:58
  - It's enjoyable to play but shit to watch... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 12, 15:06:07
- good lad, im on comittee of our hockey club too (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 12, 11:50:19
- How's that then? I thought you never turned up. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 12, 11:49:03
  - They needed one (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 11:51:02
    - so its not a paying job unless you cut urself a part of the funds ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 12, 11:55:35
      - :D (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 11:56:22
        
        and the women? (n/m) (NCFC) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 12, 11:57:18
        
        Ummmm (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 12, 11:57:50
Pub opens at 7.30am for Ipswich (NCFC) - Tilly, Nov 12, 09:48:48
- I was in there last Friday... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 12, 14:24:25
- i imagine then the kings will open at....... (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 12, 10:06:43
Hello everyone! (NCFC) - Ruffled_Canary, Nov 10, 15:13:19
- So polite! Three weeks on here, he'll be cursing with the rest of us. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 10, 17:29:04
- well done for stumbling accross us (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 15:21:38
  - Whilst im here (NCFC) - Ruffled_Canary, Nov 10, 15:34:24
    - luke chadwick i think (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 10, 15:43:05
  - True! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ruffled_Canary, Nov 10, 15:31:30
  - Across (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:23:27
    - bolocks (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 15:25:06
      - Bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:26:05
        
        Whooosh (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:26:29
        
        Did think that... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:27:48
        
        why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 15:32:15
- Are you the bloke on the bt ads? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 10, 15:20:49
  - You're obsessed, man (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 15:29:32
  - If so, respect for pulling that bird. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 15:25:29
    - Here... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:46:59
    - agreed (NCFC) - pants, Nov 10, 15:30:55
    - Too right... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:26:16
      - It's not actually real life. Is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 10, 15:31:21
        
        I was hoping it was. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 15:39:03
- welcome. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 10, 15:18:04
- Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt, Gary Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:15:42
- just so you know - this isn't a football board, ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 10, 15:13:47
  - It is. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 10, 15:15:26
    - No, that rarely is, intut. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 15:16:50
Next week, should we have a reply to the wrong day? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 15:00:42
- troll (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 10, 15:41:38
- Ooo Ashton looks a bit gay! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:07:19
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 10, 15:02:09
There once (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 14:46:39
- There once was... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Nov 10, 15:09:31
  - i like (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 15:18:31
  - AV (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:12:18
    - 8000 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Nov 10, 15:15:10
- I mean wrong thread day (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 15:00:58
- There once (Other Football) - Small, Nov 10, 15:00:15
  - Better (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:06:42
    - Except Terry doesn't rhyme with wary (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:08:37
      - Does if you're from Norfolk, plagiarising Dutch boy (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:10:04
      - Oooooo get her (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 10, 15:09:37
        
        9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:13:04
  - Twat (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:05:58
- Improvement (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 14:52:02
  - Not much of an improvement mind (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Nov 10, 14:54:42
    - Not to mention being largely plagiarised! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:05:33
      - From where would that be ? I admit I copied (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:06:20
        
        ... (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:07:55
        
        FFS (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:09:37
        
        You nicked "frequented" from me too, clogster. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 15:13:00
        
        Yeah I stole "and" and "they" as well. Sorry. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:20:04
        
        But "pretty young things" and "mings" were just an unfortunate coincidence (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:25:02
        
        Keep prodding him Old Git. He's going to blow any moment now (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 10, 15:34:29
        
        ????? (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 15:11:42
    - I liked it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 15:05:02
    - Yeah great idea. I struggle to know what the fooks going on as it is (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 10, 15:04:24
Fergie says Alan Smith can go on loan to Cardiff FFS. n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Nov 10, 14:32:29
- I suppose it could get confusing (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 10, 15:03:42
- What would she know about it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 14:39:26
  - Has she found where the love is yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 10, 14:43:41
    - Prince Andrew knows but he isn't telling (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 14:47:31
FAO OG - I photoshopped my head off and 'sunnied up' The Kings just for you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:01:41
- Where's your car gone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 10, 14:45:14
  - Peter Mendham had a few too many and nicked it to get home in (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 14:50:02
- Microsoftwindows95desktoptastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 14:12:42
- Photoshop the poppies off the bar staff... (General Chat) - Declan, Nov 10, 14:11:03
- My goo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 10, 13:52:49
  - snotnice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 14:00:03
  - Wrong place... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 10, 13:57:06
- But now the sunshineyness looks fake ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 10, 13:44:16
- Which pub would you rather drink in? (General Chat) - Army Boy, Nov 10, 13:06:59
  - National Newspaper in Talking Bollocks Shocker... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:16:34
    - What do you mean talking bollocks? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:21:03
  - Haha, last saturday in the pub (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:11:09
    - We've already complained about the lack of cleavage on the King's Arms site (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:13:04
      - Two of the barmaids are Michaela's daughters so no Photoshopped bosoms for you (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:15:44
      - maybe he is banging one of the barmaids......maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Army Boy, Nov 10, 13:14:56
        
        Not with those glasses (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:19:40
      - there are plenty of tits who drink there though. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 10, 13:14:25
        
        boom boom (n/m) (General Chat) - Army Boy, Nov 10, 13:15:31
        
        boob, boob. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 10, 13:16:44
        
        Lua Lua (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:17:24
    - yeah, weird that (General Chat) - Army Boy, Nov 10, 13:12:05
      - there was a shit programme on bravo or some channel like that (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:14:05
- i prefer it when you are all sitting on the roof. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 10, 13:04:52
  - me too, except when Tuds wees down the chimney (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:06:34
- yawn (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:03:52
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:04:46
    - a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:06:46
- Was it star wars afternoon that day? (left window) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:03:31
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:04:28
    - Were you bumming small over the pooltable? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:05:05
      - There IS no pooltable, fool (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:07:58
        
        no they do it over the crib board. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 10, 13:11:37
        
        ^ he's right Pants (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:10:48
anybody got any ideas as how i can make money fast? (n/m) (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Nov 9, 15:53:31
- get a loan (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 9, 16:23:51
- answer: cash4yourstory.com (n/m) (General Chat) - insidercanary, Nov 9, 16:15:27
  - Oh for gods sake jonathan (General Chat) - big member, Nov 9, 16:36:31
- yes - find some stuff to sell on ebay, one day auction (General Chat) - ingi, Nov 9, 16:06:33
  - Hey big spender (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 9, 16:08:09
    - cut down from ?150 misses orders! (General Chat) - ingi, Nov 9, 16:15:14
      - am an infrequent visitor to Peterborough dog track (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 9, 16:28:45
        
        I remember seeing Gavin McCann and Michael Gray at Sunderland dogs (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:33:22
      - No... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 9, 16:26:22
        
        Great Yarmouth Dogs is a cracking night out (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 9, 16:27:27
        
        Average at best (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 9, 16:32:40
        
        not sophisticated enough? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:33:42
        
        Yes... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 9, 16:34:36
        
        no dog tracks are nice places!!That's why they are there (General Chat) - conker, Nov 9, 16:50:15
        
        Owlerton track isn't bad. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 16:53:14
        
        I didn't mind it there either (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 17:14:25
      - You could save yourself the hassle (and a fortune by the sounds of it) by (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 16:17:24
        
        very true! n.m (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Nov 9, 16:18:02
  - lol, ive been looking round my room trying to find things to sell, not good (n/m) (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Nov 9, 16:08:07
    - Sperm doner. ?10 for 30 seconds 'work' (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 9, 16:10:33
    - its what i do. I look round the house valuing items and thinking ?5, ?8.50, ohhh ?40 (General Chat) - ingi, Nov 9, 16:10:12
- Marry Paul McCartney (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Nov 9, 16:03:37
  - but both my legs are fully operational? (n/m) (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Nov 9, 16:06:19
- sell yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 15:55:19
NCFC4life (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 9, 15:48:26
- nope, i dont post on there any more, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 15:51:13
  - his kind of 'chat up' line (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 9, 15:56:08
    - Don't be ridiculous (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:58:57
      - I wonder how he got on last night (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 9, 16:11:05
Following on from yesterday's "how many calories in a burger" threads (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 15:09:50
- Also following on from that thread, the Metro were at it this morning too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 15:15:44
  - And what great news about Sarah Harding on the same page (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 15:23:45
- My word. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 15:11:15
  - A girl i knew could fit the top of a pint glass in her gob (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 15:17:37
    - Did she have an unusually unsensitive gag reflex, as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 15:22:59
      - I just remember thinking... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 15:34:08
      - My perfect woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:23:32
        
        Although we suspect that the top of a Coke bottle would suffice for you, Steve (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 15:25:16
        
        Yeah one of those curly necked ones from the 80s (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:30:34
        
        Does it bend in the middle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 15:32:47
        
        It does since I tried the curly necked coke bottle (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:51:47
        
        He must have had one of those extension operations that went wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 15:34:18
IED - New plan!!!! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 14:28:41
- I came second in my old school's poetry competition in the summer (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 14:31:52
  - Join the poetry club. You might get a sympathy shag there (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 14:33:20
    - Don't think we have one (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 14:35:07
      - Start one (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 8, 14:41:49
        
        as ever shit advice... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 8, 14:48:09
        
        All teenage poetry is pretty shit (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 8, 14:57:34
        
        I'll check to see if there is one (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 14:59:40
        
        This is how you do it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 15:15:00
    - Yeah. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 14:34:30
  - If you thought it was shit... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 14:32:49
    - It was written in a sarcastic tone (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 14:34:58
- *Poetry (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 14:29:14
  - His pentry would likely go down better! (n/m) (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 14:30:06
IED (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:38:58
- Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 14:20:50
- What's the point of going to the cinema? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 8, 14:01:06
  - Because it's warm, dark and you sit next to each other in soft seats (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 14:22:45
    - i know one of the ushers at vue in the mall, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 14:33:14
    - haha I never really did the whole cinema thing (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 8, 14:26:21
  - The point is that you don't have to speak to them... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 14:12:38
  - surely the point of the cinema is... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 14:08:35
    - exactly, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 14:12:43
  - Indeed (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 14:05:55
- Jesus, I think she has a plan (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 13:42:38
  - More likely that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:44:05
    - Yeah, i think its time for a new approach (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 13:46:08
    - I was considering popping down there later (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:44:38
      - FFS. You're a troll and you've fished us in big time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:45:31
- that's bad englandish (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 8, 13:42:09
  - Thanks. IED (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:43:09
For those that know, use and like The Kings Arms (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:36:32
- 'Come to the Kings, there's no Women there, therefore no twats either' (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 14:03:33
  - that's a lie though, isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 14:30:37
- What about... (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 8, 13:46:45
  - Because they'll be showing fucking Rugby in the Kings bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 13:52:27
- Ready for Kings visuals whenever you are. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 13:44:21
  - still writing copy at the mo' although Jase has done the (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:50:26
    - Photoshop work and built the Flash element (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:51:12
- get in, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 13:39:35
- Go in the Kings, get a pie, pint and a nickname! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 8, 13:33:36
  - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:40:32
- Here's mine... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:12:54
  - bmxcellent - that'll pack 'em in - cheers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:22:43
- Mine (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 8, 13:09:58
  - Got as far as 'quaint' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:11:25
- Nah it's shit. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:51:22
  - I suppose it's the best I'll get from you. I have got some top ones - I just thought that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:54:23
    - shit, i forgot about that! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 14:06:24
      - so did I - Rik sent me about 45 pics from that night (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 14:29:55
        
        how many of our lot? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 14:35:15
        
        Shame there weren't many regulars in. What else happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 14:47:36
        
        rolf - don't you remember either Birthday Boy! All those bad boys! - your fault. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 14:52:57
    - Oh God (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 13:54:17
    - My God. Who are those reprobates ? Isn't that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:55:44
      - Lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 8, 12:59:31
        
        good job you weren't there Tuds (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:01:18
        
        Lucky bastard on the left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:02:10
        
        lol, I love the way they are all wearing one of Terry's or Small's dresses (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:04:10
- Will see what I can do on the subject. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 12:48:35
  - hmm, perhaps more eloquently? If you don't mind (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:51:29
    - I'll allow you the artistic licence to play around with it. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:02:02
      - under your ITAOAH pseudonym or C? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:05:49
        
        Either or. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:07:07
Not in a good mood (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:36:00
- Why not just spill it in th efirst post? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:40:41
  - Okay (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:48:21
    - You do realise that if she is anything over 'okay' in the looks department... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 14:23:37
    - She probably had sex with one of them (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 8, 12:55:53
      - Errrrr (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:56:34
        
        Really? (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 12:58:26
        
        Were the flatmates male or female ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:00:48
        
        mixture (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:01:19
        
        Well my advice is to go to her place, take some flowers (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:02:52
        
        I have considered buying her flowers (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:05:19
        
        No. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:08:35
        
        Bless yer cottons. Play it cool, act normal (?!), don't come on too strong (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:08:25
        
        Hmmmmm (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:09:17
        
        ok, here's what i'd do, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 13:36:45
        
        lol. Do you define cool as (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:11:32
        
        I'm not jealous (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:15:15
        
        Stop being such a knobber... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:16:32
        
        Just sent her a text (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:17:13
        
        gr8 2 c u last nite no not stalker honest rofl lol ;-) msg u l8er m8 lol (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:20:38
        
        I'll talk to her when I see her (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:22:00
        
        what did you say? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:19:57
        
        Do you fancy going out for a coffee sometime? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:22:21
        
        JUST ASK HER TO FUCK YOU, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 13:37:35
        
        quite nonchalant really, fair play to ya (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:27:19
        
        Please tell me you didn't really send that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:23:13
        
        Why, does it remind you of this? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:25:44
        
        tell her you've adopted a panda - that'll sort it (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:29:53
        
        Is Fierce Panda available?! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:30:27
        
        No... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:28:50
        
        When I chat to her (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:31:21
        
        Good... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:32:20
        
        I actually tried to get involved with them in a night club last night (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:34:02
        
        Hmmm... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:35:12
        
        That's precisely what I thought (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:36:09
        
        Hmmmm..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:34:35
        
        Okay (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:35:47
        
        sounding okay about it means she was was just being too polite to say no (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:40:50
        
        Wrong way round, innit. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:39:34
        
        I think it is (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:41:09
        
        I think he's buggered mate... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:38:29
        
        Agree (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:40:07
    - how old are you? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:55:05
      - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 14:08:55
      - Tuck shop age by the sounds of that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:57:07
        
        Come on, we're all jealous if we admit it. I mean... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:59:06
      - 15, is my guess (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 8, 12:56:28
      - 19 (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:56:05
    - And how does Louisa feel about it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:52:53
      - Who the fuck is she? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:53:36
- Give that bird food poisoning? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 12:36:40
  - I haven't even cooked for her yet (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:37:12
    - 1' 4" to be precise (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 8, 12:38:21
      - bloody hell, missed the thread (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 8, 12:39:33
Very slow Wrath day today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:31:23
- Spoke too soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 8, 13:59:18
- Innit (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 8, 12:32:27
  - But ironically you replied to me very quickly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:32:59
eating big bag of doritos and dip in one go (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:14:29
- have you been dipping your cock in the dip (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 6, 16:23:32
  - do it myself (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:24:27
    - are you double jointed ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 6, 16:26:49
      - No, he dips the cat's cock in the dip, then licks it off himself... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:28:22
        
        Rofl (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:29:54
        
        good lord! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:28:42
        
        Was that not how you'd read that, then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:31:00
        
        nope (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:33:16
        
        Picture of SCC's cat when it sees a new bag of Doritos and dip on the kitchen table (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:36:35
        
        scc's cat would follow the "looks like owner" description (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:40:41
        
        lol if only (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:41:09
        
        roflmao (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:37:33
        
        roflmaowww you mean (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 16:39:19
- What flavour? Those really cheesy ones were very wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 16:17:51
  - i like cheesy on their own (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:18:39
- Only if it's the lightly salted flavour. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:15:43
  - of course (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:17:30
- Just done the same thing myself (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 6, 16:15:20
  - shut it archers boy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:17:17
    - fucks sake Mikey, you can hardly talk... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 16:20:13
      - indeed (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:20:45
    - He's only got the Archers as a tart trap (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:18:39
      - Slag juice (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 16:21:12
        
        Ideal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:27:55
- you're very bored (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 16:15:03
  - correctomundo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:16:54
Their having a laugh aren't they!.... (NCFC) - The Duke of Norfolk, Nov 4, 10:39:13
- I'M THE BANK MANAGER WILL HAVE A DIFFERENT VIEW..... (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Nov 4, 10:43:39
  - I'M SURE THE...... WHAT A TW*T (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Nov 4, 10:44:07
    - You still got that ticket? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:02:27
      - Have you got one for you yet A? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 11:03:01
        
        Is that idiot EoM going to make it today? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:23:10
        
        Yes you bug eyed cunt - I'll be in the Kings at 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 4, 11:26:09
        
        Insult no:937. Thankyou, keep going (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:32:32
        
        Andy... (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 4, 11:38:49
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 11:33:20
        
        Haven't heard yet - he has his ticket on him though (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 11:24:51
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:04:58
        
        YEP STILL GOT IT.. (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Nov 4, 11:04:46
        
        Can i have it then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:10:17
        
        YEA NO PROBS (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Nov 4, 11:11:22
        
        Super stuff... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:21:08
        
        just emailed u (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Nov 4, 11:31:42
        
        Replied. Cheers again (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 11:38:56
Team for Tomorrow, (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:47:08
- Graham in goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 3, 14:52:42
  - and Rachel in defense, behind Dion's lug (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 15:43:55
    - De-fense! (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 3, 20:10:17
- thin (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:51:32
What is the definition of indefinitely? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 14:37:47
- In your case, using your left hand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Nov 3, 14:42:28
  - when your balls are slapping against the back of her ass, I'd say you're indefinitely (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 14:48:28
  - Who do we play on March 13th next year? ...go on puuuurrrrleeeeese (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:44:35
    - The bluenoses (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Nov 3, 15:06:22
      - Just say it, you know you want to (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 15:33:58
        
        Have you had a very very long hard week? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:36:45
        
        a bit (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 15:38:54
        
        Yes, it's very nice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:41:07
        
        I expect you're more of a ones and noughts and micesquells and lionels man (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 15:54:15
        
        I am a bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 16:49:16
    - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 3, 14:45:08
      - fool (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:51:50
Predictions for tomorrow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steely, Nov 3, 14:07:33
- Angry Neville yelling in the chatroom, me going to The Kings, loj and his brother Pete (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:13:38
  - And Eom to........... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 3, 14:22:42
    - lol, show his nipple maybe but you're right, who knows? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:23:36
  - MBK, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:17:51
    - oh and straight to the Kings after (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:18:18
      - 11.30 it is - cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:27:18
        
        cap problema, el veu dem? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:32:56
        
        oops, bugger, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 3, 14:35:26
  - Who is Neville ? Is he a bot ? Haven't heard him lately (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 14:15:04
  - and a mousetrap cage in a tree (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:14:23
    - That is a Shay (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:15:37
      - Our shay? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 14:19:38
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 14:28:05
- Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 14:07:49
?21 for a hair cut i just paid!!! Fucking stupid!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 15:59:54
- a robert eagle cut ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 16:20:52
  - what does his hair look like? why is it causing a stir? I'd say more like cesc (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:28:40
    - his hair is worse than pmv's (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 16:32:56
      - that sounds dreadful! I son't understand why PMV done that.... (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:34:02
        
        Here... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:41:56
        
        he is no oil painting is he!! (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:49:37
- That's quite cheap! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:05:24
  - tart (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:05:37
    - I paid 18 quid last time I think... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:09:13
      - ?9 where I go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 16:16:20
        
        ?8 for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 2, 16:19:15
        
        ?30 for me, which when you consider how little hair I have is a bit much (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 2, 16:25:52
        
        Does that include your plums? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 2, 16:27:40
        
        Back, crack and sack (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 2, 16:29:14
      - suppose its normal price was centre of birmingham... (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:12:46
        
        Something for the weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 16:14:32
        
        of course. Got a bar crawl monday been asked by a cople of girls to go... (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:18:25
        
        Two of them? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 2, 16:26:30
        
        Yeah they are friends.... (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:29:55
        
        lollo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 2, 16:28:27
        
        you're not a soft touch then (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:14:11
      - why do you need them to wash it? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:10:49
        
        That's the best bit (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 2, 16:30:39
        
        And then they considerately give you a tissue when they've finished (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 2, 16:35:50
        
        "Hot towel sir? Or just the usual Kleenex?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 2, 16:40:02
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:32:17
        
        it is true. I enjoy the places that put mirrors infront of the sinks!! They know... (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 2, 16:36:24
        
        cos it turns him on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 16:17:24
        
        they probably offer a hand job for 20 more (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:17:55
        
        No... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:15:21
        
        well of course (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:15:54
        
        No... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:25:48
        
        mug (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:27:09
        
        Got one of them with tea in it too (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 2, 16:35:31
    - ?4 at my local hairdressers (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 2, 16:06:23
      - ?5-6 in gloucester........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 16:12:06
      - Groovy momma (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 16:07:49
      - lol class (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:07:06
- student (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 2, 16:01:54
- you were rather (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 2, 16:00:43
  - fetching when it was longer? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 16:03:26
Anyone got a good/crap idea for band names that haven't already been taken? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:25:07
- King Prawn (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 15:53:51
  - Already a band called that innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 15:55:13
    - Is there? I nicked it from Harry Shearer who said it was what Spinal Tap was going to be. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 15:57:47
- Jizz Parade (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 15:53:23
- Pontiac Firebird (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 15:46:40
- The Lesbians with Moustaches (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 2, 15:38:19
- Godspeed! You Black Panda (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 15:22:24
- We Shatem (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 15:15:16
- ... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Slightly Bemused (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 15:11:35
- The Kiddie Fiddlers (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 15:05:48
- Stefan Postma And The Strap-Ons (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 15:05:22
- Employees of the Devil (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 15:03:18
- We Spilled Your Pint (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:59:43
- King Dong Dion (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:58:59
- Offline Poker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:55:37
- We Put the "Sexy" in Dyslexia (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:46:40
- Moose (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:45:40
- The Shit Ground No Fans (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:45:11
- Tom is my only Friend (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:44:24
- Dangerous Psychopaths (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:42:33
- What about all the good things Hitler did? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:42:17
- Slightly Soiled (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:41:57
- Man Hole Cover (n/m) (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Nov 2, 14:41:29
- Womenswear (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:40:30
  - No they don't (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:41:12
- Major Woody (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:35:08
- Ahem. How about "The Wrath Of The Barclay" ? :-| (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:33:56
  - But people might confooz the band with the gay fetishist website of the same name (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:34:26
- Centre Parting (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:33:34
- FOYSC (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 14:33:15
  - Barry Bethal's Love Pump (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 14:34:19
- Newcastle Pay Half (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:31:27
  - Eight Thousand To Palace (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:32:37
- Frottage Cheese (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 14:29:59
- Panda Birth (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 2, 14:26:40
- Rix and the Teeny Boppers (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Nov 2, 14:26:13
- Dick and Mary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:24:28
- Flick, Fart & Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 14:15:14
- Spastichands Ad and the Hallelulah Chorus (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:13:35
- Generic Pub Band Only With A Difference (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:11:17
- Uncle Peter's Magic Hat (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:07:31
- The Deaconettes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:06:08
- Tinfoil Maiden (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 14:03:57
- Mong (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:02:26
  - Flid (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:05:03
    - The Spack Pack (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 14:09:47
      - No that's already taken - Brom on the drums, SCC lead guitar, me on bass. Just looking for (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:11:48
- Reg Slither and the Receding Hairlines (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:01:49
- Just Use This.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:01:25
  - I tried that and it came up with "Intrepid Defending" (General Chat) - mr carra, Nov 2, 14:53:50
- Mellow Linen and the Industrial Ransom (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:00:29
  - Proactive Vein (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:00:53
- Spooky Collusion and the Felony (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:59:52
- Paunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:59:15
- Look-alike Emily (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:58:04
- No Parking (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:55:18
  - Free Beer (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:56:31
  - Monophonic Spree (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:55:33
    - Afghan Spangle and the Bap Spazzers (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:55:55
      - Middle Aged Men (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:56:55
      - Like that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:56:41
- Mucky Annie (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:54:51
- The Trouser Trumpets (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 2, 13:53:31
- Hot Mary (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 2, 13:53:15
  - I'm possibly liking that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:54:22
  - Lukewarm Ethel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:53:43
- Fuel Rox (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 13:51:53
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:52:14
- Anal Thrust (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 2, 13:51:47
  - Wicked (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:52:04
- Lazy Susan (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:50:05
- Graham the Band (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:44:37
- Eponymous (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 2, 13:41:11
  - ...with eponyclogs on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:51:30
    - Where? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:52:04
- What sort of moosic by the way ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:41:04
  - Rockey/blueskey/melodikey/indikey... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:43:09
    - Ah, you mean generic pub bandy. How about "Worlds Apart" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:45:11
      - yeah - or Global Rhythm (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:47:14
      - With a difference... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:46:19
        
        They all think they're with a difference. How about "The Pandas" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:47:36
        
        That, and I'm being truthful for a change, would make me a very happy Panda indeed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:50:43
        
        So how about "Strictly Heterosexual Pandas"? Or "Non-Ashtonesque Pandas", NAPs for short? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:52:12
        
        I refer the honourable gentle-person to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:53:42
        
        Pubs are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:47:14
        
        Pubs are great... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:48:10
        
        weirdo (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:47:42
        
        Kingswork. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:50:01
        
        yep - registered it yesterday. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:51:47
    - wanky? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:43:42
      - No need (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:44:49
- How about (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:36:37
  - Erm... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:37:03
- The Quarrymen (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:34:27
  - Ho, ho, ho (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:35:20
    - I don't think SiH is taking this as seriously as perhaps he should (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:36:00
      - He's in Holland - he's probably (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:37:29
        
        Yeah and shagging a male prostitute while eating cheese in my windmill. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:38:24
        
        the colour of a half decent sensimilia I shouldn't wonder (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:41:22
        
        They don't wear skirts here. They are "emancipated". (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:44:29
        
        Pink??? nm (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:39:45
        
        FFS. Did I leave my web cam on or something ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:40:29
        
        CB41 isn't my real name. I'm (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:41:49
      - How seriously should he take it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:36:53
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:37:12
- The Bumsexualists Bicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:33:00
- Orgasmic Whale Snot (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:32:07
- Janey Jims & The Sporadic Monkey Educators (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 13:31:58
- Butthole Surfers - oh (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 13:30:08
  - They were great. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:35:59
- Ashton Looks A Bit Gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 2, 13:28:42
  - I'd like to use that but doubt I'll be allowed (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 13:32:02
- The Library Pictures... (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 2, 13:27:55
  - formally known as Library Footage? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 2, 14:09:35
    - Sometimes known as Library Frottage ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 2, 14:15:02
- Peppermint Lemonade (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 13:25:47
Where's the most embarrassing place you've had a non negotiable hard on?" (n/m) (General Chat) - piss flaps, Nov 1, 14:07:29
- In Turkey on a bus trip to cappodocia. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 1, 14:37:34
  - always a bus (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 1, 14:38:26
    - Sitting above the wheel often raises a 'lazy lob (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 14:42:39
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 1, 14:43:24
        
        it wasn't very funny at the time (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 1, 14:51:24
- How would you negotiate with a hard-on anyway? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:25:13
  - Bruno? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 1, 14:31:26
    - What? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:32:12
      - He means (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 14:34:09
      - Your cock is called Bruno? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 1, 14:33:30
        
        First funny-cock-name that sprang, so to speak, to mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:36:31
        
        So the name Bruno is funny is it? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:38:27
        
        Reasonably funny, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:53:23
        
        What do you call yors? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 14:40:07
        
        my dick (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:40:42
        
        I call mine Yosser Hughes (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 1, 14:38:04
        
        giz a job (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:38:43
        
        Backtracking madly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 14:37:49
        
        Maybe his mrs calls it that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:39:42
        
        What do you callyours? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 14:41:25
        
        my prick (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:42:56
        
        He doesn't have one (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 1, 14:42:34
        
        Do you call yours Small? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 14:42:19
        
        Big (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 14:44:46
        
        Big small? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:45:07
        
        The new Yaris. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:46:20
        
        RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 1, 14:45:31
        
        strange name to give a cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 14:39:06
        
        There's a book publishing idea bursting to happen (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:41:31
        
        Tron (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 14:42:25
        
        Is yours call pete? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:43:40
        
        Potty Pete (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 14:46:15
        
        do you still have a potty? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:47:52
        
        yeh (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 14:56:57
        
        I see (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:58:46
        
        how? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 14:59:25
        
        magic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 15:03:54
  - with your mouth (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 14:26:52
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 14:23:37
My night, shit bus service so had to drive, shit because I couldn't drink, shit football (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 1, 13:17:30
- My night (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 1, 13:49:59
  - I got home at 6 (NCFC) - pants, Nov 1, 14:46:01
    - Where did you go? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 1, 14:48:10
      - lowther, then to my mates hotel in bootham (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 1, 14:51:32
  - What happened? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 14:08:06
  - That's the second hint that's been totally ignored. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 13:57:51
    - Bully (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 1, 14:20:45
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 1, 13:58:36
      - No, of course not. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:00:27
- So it looks like the kebab (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 1, 13:39:03
- Language Timothy (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 1, 13:18:10
  - I am 43 1/2 mother. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 1, 13:22:47
    - ouch (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 1, 13:24:21
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done some Excel for a friend and a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 13:06:07
- I'd do 9 naked star jumps, Terry style.. (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 14:06:58
  - I know that (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 14:25:59
- well last time this happened to me i went down the abuse route (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 1, 13:24:48
- I'd bum you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 13:08:29
  - No surprises there (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 1, 13:17:52
  - see, now that was so fucking preposchoorus, it made me laugh (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 13:10:35
    - I appear to still be shitfaced from last night (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 13:18:14
    - I thought it was welded to a floppy drive. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 1, 13:14:04
      - A floppy dick drive at that. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 1, 13:23:13
- Abuse, always abuse. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 1, 13:08:15
Grant out :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 30, 16:32:31
- Grant in! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 16:42:00
- I wouldnt be suprised if you were being serious.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Oct 30, 16:36:42
  - :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 30, 16:37:54
- Nigel Worthington was a fantastic manager (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 30, 16:32:46
  - loved him! bring him back (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 30, 16:35:11
  - CHASE IN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 16:33:52
    - Docherty POTS (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 30, 16:35:50
      - DOHERT (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 30, 16:39:20
        
        *DOHERTY (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 30, 16:39:24
        
        That's the one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 30, 16:40:51
      - need emptying (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 30, 16:37:00
Daddy, Daddy Cool, Daddy, Daddy Cool. )))))))) (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 16:12:37
- Has Mrs loj forgiven you for 'tomatogate' yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 16:26:12
look at pompey ground are they in same boat why investment in players not resturants bars (n/m) (NCFC) - imnotworthy, Oct 28, 17:37:30
- There's some serious competition, but you're the biggest retard to post on here ever. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:41:10
  - There should be a prize for that. It's a hell of an achievement (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 17:46:50
- it's called diversification and most well-run companies do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 17:38:14
  - and we are a well run club then ? (NCFC) - Kebbsy, Oct 28, 17:39:02
    - what the fuck do you know about running a company? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 17:43:26
Good old Trevor Brooking (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Oct 28, 17:33:55
- so who have Lynn got then? (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Oct 28, 17:37:36
  - either Lewes at home or Dover away. or maybe another draw... lol (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 28, 17:40:21
    - Dover only drew against Bishops Stortford didn't they (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Oct 28, 17:43:30
    - What about Gainsborough?! (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:41:42
  - Possibly the mighty rooks (Other Football) - romayellow, Oct 28, 17:39:09
- Hopefully they Forrest in th re-draw (n/m) (Other Football) - UScanary, Oct 28, 17:36:16
- lol there might be a re-draw (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 28, 17:34:41
  - Yeah, still can't find it on the Beeb or the FA websites (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:35:41
Well done Kings Lynn (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 28, 16:56:49
- They through then? What was the score. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:00:44
  - 2-0? def through tho (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 28, 17:06:20
- theres a rigth twat that plays for them! (n/m) (Other Football) - Willsnarf1983, Oct 28, 16:58:30
  - theres a twat tht plays for us, stand up andy hughes! (n/m) (Other Football) - stigthecanary, Oct 28, 16:59:24
    - LOL yes but least he isn't a twat i know from school (n/m) (Other Football) - Willsnarf1983, Oct 28, 17:00:27
      - im glad i wasnt at school with andy hughes, bet he was a bully (n/m) (Other Football) - stigthecanary, Oct 28, 17:03:01
- hear hear (n/m) (Other Football) - stigthecanary, Oct 28, 16:57:22
FAO: NCFC4Life - J, can pick you up from TM if you are still there, back to mine, you can (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 14:49:40
- Is that via the festival then? .... (General Chat) - meeky, Oct 26, 15:14:34
  - 35 again tomorrow, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 26, 15:18:18
    - Yours is next thursday? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 15:52:32
      - troll (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 26, 15:53:24
        
        is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:00:53
        
        as in, is it your annual turnover next thursday? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:03:48
        
        do you fancy me? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 26, 16:43:00
        
        I'll take that as a yes then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:50:12
    - Yep ... (General Chat) - meeky, Oct 26, 15:23:24
  - Kings' fezzy isn't until Nov, doubt we'll go via the St Andrew's one as Jamie has to wire (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 15:18:11
    - So what time at St Andrews then? (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Oct 26, 15:24:14
      - lol, I realise I have todally misconstrued all your postings to do with tonight's beer (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 15:30:24
        
        You .... (General Chat) - meeky, Oct 26, 15:36:31
        
        You must remember that if mbk ventures any further than the Kings.. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 26, 15:38:11
        
        not entirely true, did make the BSG once (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:33:18
- Small re:^ are you up for a beer tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 15:11:35
  - Sounds good. I'll give you a bell later (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 26, 15:25:25
    - bet you will (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:59:21
As it's beer festival week, a bit of shameless promotion ensues... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:37:37
- Anyone going tonight? .... (General Chat) - meeky, Oct 26, 14:11:35
  - Might well be Meeks, along with NCFC4Life (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 15:03:03
    - Think I'm heading down (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 26, 15:13:01
  - Might try tomorrow... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 14:30:00
    - Might go tomorrow lunchtime (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 26, 14:36:28
- One of the many things I miss is the real ale, thanks for reminding me ! (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Oct 26, 13:56:40
  - A veritable pleasure John (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 14:06:54
- Please tell me you're not responsible for that flyer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 13:40:06
  - No, I nicked off the Bateman's site (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:40:49
- beer festivals (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 13:39:41
  - The Kings one always does a couple of cracking ciders H! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:41:39
    - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 14:12:59
- i lost my kings virginity on satdee (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 26, 13:39:01
  - well done, it is traumatic isn't it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:40:06
    - why, so you could give him a nickname? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 13:43:00
      - Primarily, yes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:45:27
        
        All this stuff about face transplants, I don't know what all the fuss is about, Phil has (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 26, 13:50:15
        
        Has he been doing his own? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:51:18
        
        More than likely, he doesn't trust himself. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 26, 13:52:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 13:49:27
    - i met matt in there quite late (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 26, 13:42:31
      - On Saturday? I was there til about 9.30 (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:43:24
        
        Yeah on Saturday (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 26, 13:44:40
        
        The girl Matt was touching wasn't the one in the picture he produced from his wallet back (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 13:47:19
        
        goo ta' heck (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 26, 13:54:47
watch this .......... (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Oct 25, 20:46:40
- oh dear - is it really that bad that it has to be posted twice in an evening? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 21:42:14
- That's years old (General Chat) - conker, Oct 25, 21:35:43
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 25, 20:56:59
  - why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Oct 25, 20:57:15
    - should come with a small warning (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 20:59:23
      - sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - stigthecanary, Oct 25, 21:01:21
Strap-a-hangin', commutin' on a double A (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 17:15:57
- Thanks for that... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 25, 17:24:54
  - It's 9am, on a New York subway.... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 17:28:54
  - Is it a midweek game? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 25, 17:26:04
    - Satdee November 4th (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 25, 17:28:48
- Speak English... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 25, 17:21:51
  - I do (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 17:23:01
    - Weekends are a lot trickier cos of cub responsibilities (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 25, 17:25:20
What's unique about Port Vale? (NCFC) - Chicken, Oct 24, 19:20:15
- Only team with a "V" in there name????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Oct 24, 19:54:51
  - Aston Villa. (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Oct 24, 19:57:53
    - Bollocks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Oct 24, 20:05:24
      - Nope - there is definitely a V in Aston Villa! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Oct 24, 20:07:53
        
        very good (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Oct 24, 20:34:59
- "only team called Vale" N Adams (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, Oct 24, 19:31:23
  - they are one of only two professional clubs in England not to be named after a place, (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:33:54
    - not unique then (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, Oct 24, 19:36:40
      - They are in the football league. A bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:38:27
- The only team in the league that isn't a place? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:25:48
  - ARSE (NCFC) - Cannydc, Oct 24, 19:51:07
- They are are on the only sides worse than my beloved Man City? (n/m) (NCFC) - Liam_Gallagher, Oct 24, 19:23:47
full strength side out tonight Grant keeps his word (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 24, 19:09:25
- and here is that side... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 19:19:59
- Gallagher and Jarvis in for Ashdown and Hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:11:03
  - Yup,i'm very much looking forward to it.... (NCFC) - Liam_Gallagher, Oct 24, 19:13:53
500 miles is a great entrance song! a real sing-a-long (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 24, 16:48:33
- agreed on both points! (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 16:53:36
- they should follow it up with ten pole tudor (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 24, 16:53:15
  - Ed Tudor Pole was a decent replacement... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 24, 17:10:13
    - youtube warning (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 17:13:21
      - that is the bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 17:30:47
      - Oi hint got sound at the mo... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 24, 17:25:25
What about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done some cryogenics on a plinth near (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 16:48:29
- I would personally pull the petticoat in a swift downward movement.. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 24, 17:22:01
  - bugger (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 17:22:44
    - Not possible I'm afraid mbk... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 24, 17:31:57
- I'd train three mice to scurry across her bosoms (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 16:59:50
  - I know you would - but what about if you chose one of the real answers? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 17:00:32
    - Wow. That post seemed to appear fom nowhere. as if by magic (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 17:04:04
- U WOT? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yokel, Oct 24, 16:53:56
- dress in her petticoat (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 16:53:09
private dentists (General Chat) - roland rat, Oct 24, 15:47:06
- Ive got a ball of string and a strong door - will that help? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 17:30:42
- Is one of your front teeth loose? (n/m) (General Chat) - SORTED, Oct 24, 17:09:09
- I've got insurance (General Chat) - Exile, Oct 24, 17:03:51
- Harleston are taking on NHS patients (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 24, 16:45:05
  - thanks.. but im in portsmouth.. it probably is my nearest one though ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Oct 24, 16:55:02
- Pay per visit for mine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 15:50:49
  - Arizona... (General Chat) - Wiltshire Yellow, Oct 24, 16:04:01
    - It's because it was on yesterday. Click on Monday's Bumfrey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 24, 17:12:08
      - Jesus Christ! Was it beyond anyone to say that in the friggin fist place? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 17:16:21
        
        "friggin fist place" - that's not right. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 17:22:05
        
        rofledge! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 17:21:07
        
        haha - brill (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 17:19:28
      - lollipops (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 17:13:00
    - I've given up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 16:16:07
    - I just followed the link Brom posted. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 16:07:56
      - Something about David Cameron after doing just that... (General Chat) - Wiltshire Yellow, Oct 24, 16:19:57
    - It's obviously been cut following complaints (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 24, 16:07:50
  - mine too (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 24, 15:51:46
FAO Mbk, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 14:42:00
- And being friendly with Catalan poloce... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 24, 16:10:54
- It's an easy one I think - I've just emailed you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 16:05:24
- But you're in Spain (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 24, 14:47:43
  - my arms are shorter at the moment, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 14:48:49
- How much do you charge? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 14:43:25
  - for which occupation? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 14:45:44
    - Leccy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 14:58:32
      - depends on the job, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 14:59:52
        
        done (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 15:10:14
        
        ok, will let you know asap (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 15:14:57
        
        You two could be a match made in heaven... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 16:18:19
        
        are you into dj scruff (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 15:03:48
        
        nope (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 15:07:50
Will we win tonight do you think? (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 13:49:31
- Yes, or we'll draw (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 24, 13:54:24
How far in is the xxl interview on the wireless? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:36:16
- Skip first 20 mins, listen to some waffle about tranquility for about 2 mins (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:37:27
  - Is it on 'Breakfast with Bumfrey'? I've heard the H 'news' twice now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:45:11
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:46:38
  - Is it on 'Breakfast with Bumfrey'? I've heard the H 'news' twice now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:45:10
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:46:31
  - Is it on 'Breakfast with Bumfrey'? I've heard the H 'news' twice now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:45:09
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:46:24
  - Is it on 'Breakfast with Bumfrey'? I've heard the H 'news' twice now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:45:09
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Oct 24, 13:47:54
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:46:15
    - What's going on with the board? Or me? I don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:45:55
      - spastic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 24, 13:47:07
        
        nutjob (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:47:48
        
        gashface (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 24, 14:08:16
      - Splendid effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 24, 13:46:23
        
        thankyou (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 13:47:58
Ha ha ha (Other Football) - conker, Oct 24, 13:17:43
- Titanic Bumble (Other Football) - Small, Oct 24, 13:39:51
  - tightarse shambles (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 24, 13:41:49
    - shitearse (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 24, 13:47:25
  - I've been told that Bramble likes the same sort of action as SCC... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 24, 13:41:25
- Vaughan's a good player, isn't he? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:25:55
  - Seems to me to be one. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 24, 13:31:28
    - He was good thuther night against Southend. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 13:33:30
Paul lee??? (Other Football) - conker, Oct 23, 18:22:26
- Well done Anglia... (Other Football) - Small, Oct 23, 18:24:58
  - Donny the Donkey again? (n/m) (Other Football) - northoftheborder, Oct 23, 21:33:21