ok, here's what i'd do,

go to her and say:

"Look sweetheart, either you want to f**k me or you dont. Either way i'm gonna knob you or your mates (Female) of both of you together. like it or not, thats reality, you know you cant resist the J charm, so lets go Bee-yatch."

Posted By: NCFC4life on November 8th 2006 at 13:36:45

Message Thread

Not in a good mood (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:36:00
- Why not just spill it in th efirst post? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:40:41
  - Okay (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:48:21
    - You do realise that if she is anything over 'okay' in the looks department... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 14:23:37
    - She probably had sex with one of them (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 8, 12:55:53
      - Errrrr (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:56:34
        
        Really? (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 12:58:26
        
        Were the flatmates male or female ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:00:48
        
        mixture (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:01:19
        
        Well my advice is to go to her place, take some flowers (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:02:52
        
        I have considered buying her flowers (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:05:19
        
        No. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:08:35
        
        Bless yer cottons. Play it cool, act normal (?!), don't come on too strong (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:08:25
        
        Hmmmmm (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:09:17
        
        ok, here's what i'd do, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 13:36:45
        
        lol. Do you define cool as (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:11:32
        
        I'm not jealous (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:15:15
        
        Stop being such a knobber... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:16:32
        
        Just sent her a text (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:17:13
        
        gr8 2 c u last nite no not stalker honest rofl lol ;-) msg u l8er m8 lol (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 13:20:38
        
        I'll talk to her when I see her (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:22:00
        
        what did you say? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:19:57
        
        Do you fancy going out for a coffee sometime? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:22:21
        
        JUST ASK HER TO FUCK YOU, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 8, 13:37:35
        
        quite nonchalant really, fair play to ya (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:27:19
        
        Please tell me you didn't really send that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:23:13
        
        Why, does it remind you of this? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:25:44
        
        tell her you've adopted a panda - that'll sort it (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 13:29:53
        
        Is Fierce Panda available?! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:30:27
        
        No... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:28:50
        
        When I chat to her (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:31:21
        
        Good... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:32:20
        
        I actually tried to get involved with them in a night club last night (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:34:02
        
        Hmmm... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:35:12
        
        That's precisely what I thought (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:36:09
        
        Hmmmm..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:34:35
        
        Okay (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:35:47
        
        sounding okay about it means she was was just being too polite to say no (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 8, 13:40:50
        
        Wrong way round, innit. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 8, 13:39:34
        
        I think it is (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:41:09
        
        I think he's buggered mate... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 8, 13:38:29
        
        Agree (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 13:40:07
    - how old are you? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:55:05
      - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 8, 14:08:55
      - Tuck shop age by the sounds of that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:57:07
        
        Come on, we're all jealous if we admit it. I mean... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:59:06
      - 15, is my guess (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 8, 12:56:28
      - 19 (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:56:05
    - And how does Louisa feel about it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 12:52:53
      - Who the fuck is she? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:53:36
- Give that bird food poisoning? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 8, 12:36:40
  - I haven't even cooked for her yet (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 8, 12:37:12
    - 1' 4" to be precise (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 8, 12:38:21
      - bloody hell, missed the thread (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 8, 12:39:33

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