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Ffs that’s not the shot needed on this pitch (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 7, 11:27:55
- This team are brainless (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Jul 7, 11:30:39
Prepare for the internet to explode (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 7, 11:09:00
- Also notice Gibbs was wearing number 8 the other night (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Jul 7, 12:07:33
  - It all rather lessens the impact of the squad numbers annuncement (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 7, 12:17:31
    - Yes it’s a shame they are ruining one of the most exciting events of any football season. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jul 7, 12:39:57
- What on earth is the point of this post? (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jul 7, 11:34:03
  - If I was to say that you were one of the (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 7, 11:56:00
    - Ah. I am glad it is down to my inability to understand, as opposed to your inability to (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jul 7, 12:08:26
      - Is has anyone else failed to understand the quote marks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 7, 12:16:06
        
        What are "quote marks?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 7, 12:26:27
  - Chris Killen 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 7, 11:37:27
    - Or 'John' if he's climbing into your bed (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 7, 11:59:49
- Excellent goal return considering he was always shifted out wide last season (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 7, 11:27:49
- Good for him. (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 7, 11:23:12
- Given the froth on Facebook etc about a blue and white training kit… (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 7, 11:22:57
- the internet says... (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Jul 7, 11:21:33
Stick a fork in us. We’re done (n/m) (Other Sports) - thirsty work, Jul 7, 11:02:13
- I'm supposed to be going on Sunday, will likely be about 20mins play and Aus celebrations (n/m) (Other Sports) - NxNW, Jul 7, 11:38:59
- Every Aus innings of the series, we’ve let them get 50 - 100 more than they should have (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 7, 11:18:15
- Yep called it (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 7, 11:10:48
Last Night in the Good Ole USA after 2.5 weeks. Have travelled... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Jul 7, 05:11:55
- Amazing - sounds brilliant (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 7, 09:11:11
  - Just woken up.... Escorted Bus Tour.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Jul 7, 16:01:08
  - I did the Greyhound across and back when I was 19. Covered 21 states and basically saw the (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 7, 09:32:00
    - I tell a lie, we’d also bought a map from Chambers of Dereham (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 7, 09:48:04
- Tell me more about South Dakota please (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 7, 07:33:34
  - I’ve been to 42 of the 50 States and S Dakota is one of (General Chat) - Chopper, Jul 7, 08:50:46
    - Just woken up (off to Airport in 3 hours) but yes I agree.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Jul 7, 15:49:32
  - I once blew up a melon with a Standard Air Bomb. Amongst other things. (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jul 7, 08:15:25
    - I did this on highway one to Monterey from LA (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 7, 10:04:08
- No one calls it ‘San Fran’ (n/m) (General Chat) - PrawnSandwichBrigade, Jul 7, 07:16:48
- Yeh badlands is super cool. (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 7, 05:32:33
  - Deadwood probably my favourite - Calamity Jane, Wild Bill Hickok etc.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Jul 7, 07:03:09
    - You’re unlikely to see bears there (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Jul 7, 07:58:55
      - That's Jellystone you silly sausage... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 7, 12:48:23
He's cheated again!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 12:57:41
- Always. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:58:41
- What was that review?! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 6, 12:58:30
  - God knows,tbf you don't always feel it. I think he felt it got his jumper ,and er,forgot (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 13:01:24
BOOM well done Wood (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 6, 12:00:25
- SMITH REVIEWS (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 6, 12:55:40
  - Coinage! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 12:58:11
  - His shaking and pointing to his hip (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 6, 12:57:26
  - OUT! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 6, 12:56:20
    - LUVLYJUBLY (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 6, 12:56:45
- AND AGAIN BOOM (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 6, 12:32:14
  - Raining coinage this morning (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 6, 12:32:29
- How many Mankads so far? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 6, 12:32:10
- Khawaja's a key wicket (Other Sports) - Cardiff Canary, Jul 6, 12:02:46
  - Hopefully this fidgety twit will be following him shortly (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 6, 12:04:18
    - That forward defensive, run forward shouting no shuffle thing is so so so irritating. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:16:00
- on the money! COINAGE! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:02:08
  - doctor doctor any fast flowing creek -et water? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lager top, Jul 6, 12:21:09
  - Kablammo! More coinage please! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 12:02:35
    - I believe your coinage call is going to bring us luck this Test Proth. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:16:27
      - Fingers crossed..😶 they haven't left the ball as well as he get did at Lord's so far,I th (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 12:35:29
      - COINAGE!! Three down! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:34:18
- Gtfi,he deserved rhat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 6, 12:01:17
- Top Boomage (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 6, 12:00:49
  - COIN! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 6, 12:01:44
    - AGE! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 12:16:39
I saw a billionaire today (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 17:48:49
- Ost billionaires are smart enough to not buy a football club. (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 5, 17:53:49
  - Hopefully this one isn’t smart enough then (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 18:00:59
    - Lance Stroll? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 5, 18:42:21
      - Yes, I saw his dad, Lawrence (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 19:17:04
        
        His wife, Colette,has to take statins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 5, 19:24:35
Farke on Norwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 5, 09:31:16
- Stuart gave him the gun and ammunition (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 5, 16:40:19
  - A water pistol containing urine... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 5, 17:30:56
- It did certainly look that way (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Jul 5, 09:53:24
  - Because of the style we played (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 09:58:26
    - Wasn't Farke appointed though, at least in part due to his style of play? (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Jul 5, 12:12:12
      - almost as if there wasn't a single point of failure (NCFC) - CWC, Jul 5, 14:53:23
      - Yes, that’s fair (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 12:58:56
        
        The change was thought to be needed (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 5, 14:39:14
        
        Yep. We didn't just get relegated we capitulated. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 5, 16:17:00
    - Can't agree with that...it's been well versed that he wanted 3 maybe 4 quality additions (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 5, 10:51:18
      - I don’t disagree with that (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 11:27:19
    - Be interesting how Burnley get on this season. Play a similar style to us under Farke (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Jul 5, 10:37:42
      - They've already spent about £20m on one player. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 5, 11:00:13
    - yeah, I kind of agree (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Jul 5, 10:29:22
      - Yes, although we still got steamrolled by West Ham (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 5, 11:18:08
    - Exactly this (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 5, 10:18:57
    - Yes, you said that much better than I did (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 5, 10:00:50
  - Yes, he can't shift all the blame on to the players and Webber (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 5, 09:55:16
    - What I noticed about Brentford and Watford then we went up (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 5, 10:30:49
      - Yep, something Webber identified after that season (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 5, 10:33:29
- Could have saved myself the cost of a season ticket if he'd said that (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 5, 09:51:09
  - Would have turned down 17th last time (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 5, 09:55:52
Imagine if Leeds signed Emi now (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Jul 4, 21:21:41
- Teemu on loan from whatever club he's signed/ing for (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 4, 22:38:40
- I'm usually an optimistic type but (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jul 4, 21:38:30
  - I love it when everyone is really down on our chances (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 22:07:20
  - Keep your pecker up Cap’n (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Jul 4, 21:40:30
    - 👍😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jul 4, 22:31:34
- I (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Jul 4, 21:35:17
  - robot (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Jul 4, 21:35:46
- More likely Skipp (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jul 4, 21:29:49
  - One second late (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jul 4, 21:30:36
- Skipp's available if their new owners splash the cash (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jul 4, 21:29:48
- Could see them coming for Aarons (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 4, 21:27:13
Leeds 7-1 to win champs seems cheap (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Jul 4, 21:05:27
- PromoViz has them at 18% auto and 68% play offs (n/m) (Other Football) - Boyer, Jul 4, 21:33:19
- Farke will take time to settle and build a team (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 4, 21:17:21
  - We all know the answer to that (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 22:07:45
Team news in 5 Dubs wakey wakey (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 18:25:24
- More preseason fitness work needed (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 18:53:04
- ha ha ha ha (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 18:36:12
  - Kit man (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Jul 4, 18:50:45
  - Manning ?? Trialist I think (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 18:43:49
    - Aiden Manning from Watford U21s (NCFC) - PrawnSandwichBrigade, Jul 4, 19:07:39
    - Triallists tend not to be named. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 19:06:03
      - Apparently he’s joined the 21s released by Watford (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 19:10:47
        
        He played a couple of times for the U21s last season (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 19:16:49
- Surrounded by hundreds of fans on the jubilee tubilee (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 4, 18:26:08
Pret crayfish and rocket sandwich (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 4, 12:39:40
- Hot dog & onions again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jul 4, 15:44:15
  - Parp (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 16:29:16
- Socca Niçoise with sautéed shrooms, spinach, toms & avocado + sesame seeds (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 13:55:19
- Niiiiice (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 4, 13:52:51
  - Is slimfast going to work.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 15:01:38
    - Well … (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 4, 15:06:10
      - Good stuff (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 15:13:18
        
        No, did look at it once but it seemed a bit complicated (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 4, 15:17:30
        
        The idea of noom is simple really..... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 15:20:20
        
        Much as I need to lose weight (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 4, 16:58:54
        
        Yeah - I see that point of view (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 17:39:37
- Nothing- going here tonight (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 13:17:43
  - ^^ Thinly veiled “I’m loaded” post (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 4, 15:07:16
    - Thinly veiled (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 16:28:55
      - Happy birthday 🎂. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 4, 18:38:17
      - Happy birthday grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 4, 18:28:33
- Nearly did the same but went for itsu instead (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Jul 4, 13:12:02
- From Aldi: Mini cucumbers, houmous, smoked salmon sushi snack (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Jul 4, 12:43:47
Mostly kids tonight ? Presume international lads have extended breaks (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 12:06:01
- Looked like a lot of first teamers trained last week (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 4, 13:05:37
  - roll call (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 13:26:22
    - Mumba has been all over their socials for this game (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 4, 13:51:20
      - You never know when a mysterious (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 14:20:03
        
        Am I imagining Hernandez suffering a freak injury? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 15:17:14
        
        No, it was after Liverpool but before Newcastle (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Jul 4, 17:36:44
        
        And when Hucks had to go to the dentists...Plymouth away? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jul 4, 14:37:20
        
        And didn't Keith O'Neil injure himself tripping up a kerb? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jul 4, 14:41:52
      - Although the most recent one is Rowe, Krul, and McCallum, so you're probs right (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 4, 14:00:52
Surprised we haven’t got a new defensive midfielder in the building (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jul 4, 09:13:01
- Can’t he play outside on the training pitches instead (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Jul 4, 17:12:35
- What year is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - WW2 News, Jul 4, 12:06:53
- The only surprise is that you’re surprised! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 4, 11:12:05
  - Fairly early in the window too, isn't it? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 11:28:21
    - Signing late in the window is our dirty little secret (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 4, 12:00:47
- This the most critical signing of the summer. Personally any money we have… (NCFC) - WalksietheReturn, Jul 4, 10:22:08
  - If Andy, as expected, Omobamidele goes, we need another CB too (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 4, 10:25:27
    - Plenty still to be done I suspect they’d rather hoped … (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 10:27:37
- Might be waiting for Lewis O'Brian (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jul 4, 10:02:43
- Worryingly the Archant boys were talking about possibly not needing one … (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 09:33:09
  - If Sorensen were good enough, he'd already have nailed the place down (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 11:31:17
- Pray for jim (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 09:30:31
- You'd label him as sh it as soon as he was announced. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 4, 09:14:29
  - Wrong (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 4, 10:48:27
    - Vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 4, 11:43:38
- Skipp on loan (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jul 4, 09:13:39
  - You never know,if he he doesn't get a good enough offer...then if we went up..... (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 4, 09:52:48
    - He'll end up at Fulham / Brighton / Brentford (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 11:32:12
      - Yeah more than likely unfortunately. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 4, 12:17:16
  - You can’t put a Skipp in the building (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 4, 09:49:01
Sky understands Leeds in advanced talks with Farke (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 4, 08:24:14
- even more reason to hate webber then (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Jul 4, 12:34:17
- 😢😢💔💔 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Jul 4, 10:59:05
- So Webber gets Farke in, Leeds get promoted... (NCFC) - Wilts, Jul 4, 09:38:42
  - Getting a bit ahead of yourself here (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 4, 15:25:27
    - *hypothetically* Promotion = Farke sacking (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilts, Jul 4, 15:53:20
  - MoNeY (n/m) (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Jul 4, 10:01:19
- 😔 I don't know if I can face it (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 4, 08:54:01
- Do you think Webber will be heading their as well ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 08:42:59
  - Maybe that’s part of why he agreed to join (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 4, 08:45:57
- That’s my match pick (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 4, 08:42:27
  - Knickers will be thrown (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 4, 09:51:38
- 💔 gutted to be honest never wanted him against us (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 08:42:12
  - TBF, I'd fancy our chances of beating Farke's Leeds more than Bielsa's (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 4, 09:12:13
    - Based on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 4, 15:26:29
  - Could get sacked tbf although pretty early (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 4, 08:46:45
    - 🤞 (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 4, 08:54:33
    - 🤞 (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 4, 08:54:18
- If Webber is with him Delia’s head might explode (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 4, 08:39:28
- Only a month or so until our opening match. Comes round quick dunnit! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 4, 08:29:43
  - First friendly tonight !! (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 4, 08:43:21
    - We demand a YOU TUBE stream! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 4, 08:47:00
Jon McCracken Heads North for a 'Dundee-lightful' Loan Spell (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jul 3, 17:03:44
- I like his brother,Phil (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 3, 19:35:50
  - snort (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jul 3, 20:20:07
- We do seem to have an awful lot of goalkeepers (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 3, 17:27:05
  - Contract up next summer. Presumably "Bye-bye Jon" (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 3, 17:51:14
    - Is there a keeper that could feasibly take the number 2 role (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 22:11:12
      - Difficult to tell (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 3, 23:07:13
        
        Thank you (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 23:46:41
    - Jongone. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 3, 18:18:03
Having had a night to sleep on it, I'm still fuming about the Aussies cheating (n/m) (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 3, 07:51:26
- FFS you are alive and it's nice outside... (Other Sports) - usacanary, Jul 3, 16:53:19
- Not a cricket fan but (Other Sports) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 3, 12:45:56
  - The obvious attempt to provoke and antagonistic wording aside (Other Sports) - Captain Bligh, Jul 3, 16:21:03
    - There'd be a degree of justification just because its them, off the back of the sandpaper (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 16:24:21
  - You're talking bollocks. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 3, 13:03:49
    - Don't bother Proth, not worth your time/blood pressure! (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 13:21:09
    - Not really, if it was the other way around you'd be laughing and celebrating (Other Sports) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 3, 13:10:09
  - ^^ do not feed the troll ^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 12:47:03
    - Old men raging in the clubhouse, privileged entitled moaning hypocrites (n/m) (Other Sports) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 3, 12:50:11
- Its not cheating in the sense its within the laws but I agree it was grubby and (Other Sports) - Jim, Jul 3, 11:35:21
  - This is just the Aussie way (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Jul 3, 11:53:00
    - VMT, we shouldn't go full Aussie, but we do need to be more aware that they will! (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 12:12:39
      - I’d love to see us Mankad Carey (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 13:17:28
        
        Ha ha that would be funny! If there was a god he'd have made him trip over his own feet (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 13:21:54
    - Broad not walking was wrong in my view, but two wrongs don’t make a right (Other Sports) - Jim, Jul 3, 12:12:34
      - Going off on a tangent.... (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 12:45:46
      - I also don’t like this new short bowling trend (Other Sports) - Jim, Jul 3, 12:14:11
        
        Tedious isn't it, but seemed to be effective. Although should have bowled at the stumps (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 12:59:48
- We should just bowl some grass cutters underarm (Other Sports) - Poirot, Jul 3, 10:07:39
  - Hopefully Wood is fit for Headingley to give Carey some chin music (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 10:10:59
- Carey's got form for cheap like this too,he shoulder barged one of our bowlers to avoid b (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 3, 10:02:21
- All very ungentlemanly but when have the Aussies ever been known for being gentlemanly. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 3, 09:55:17
  - what I really hated about the bairstow dismissal (Other Sports) - paulg, Jul 3, 09:57:49
    - Yeah, it's a nod to the opposition that "I'm not trying to run" (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:59:51
  - The great big mulleted gallah's. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 3, 09:56:45
- It was immensely fucking shitty, but not cheating (Other Sports) - paulg, Jul 3, 09:52:09
- I could look back but what was the Wrath opinion on the Duckett/Starc catch? (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 09:38:32
  - I feel like i've entered some sort of parallel universe where you can let the ball hit (Other Sports) - Jim, Jul 3, 11:38:06
  - Curious one. Starc was wiggling his fingers indicating that they were under the ball... (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 3, 11:25:46
  - Stark wasn't in control of his body as sliding and needed his hand (ball) for stability (n/m) (Other Sports) - Gazzaman, Jul 3, 09:59:46
  - That was more like cheating imo (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:41:48
- More importantly what did they have for lunch? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Adster, Jul 3, 09:36:27
  - I’d imagine a decent amount of spit (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 3, 09:44:34
- You might want to search Labuschagne on twitter before getting too cross... (Other Sports) - 2KruhltobeKind, Jul 3, 09:01:56
  - Not the same at all. labuschange batting outside his crease (Other Sports) - Jim, Jul 3, 11:39:15
  - Its not the same thing. I don't think Carey cheated, but it is a little shitty (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 09:20:57
    - It's not cheating, but nor's a Mankad (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 09:24:24
      - Yeah that's about ut,I think it's worse than a mankad really as you can see Ba irstow,touc (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 3, 09:35:11
        
        I think the Mankad is becoming more acceptable TBH, at least in the short formats (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 11:09:44
        
        Crappy way to get it, but they are very much win at all costs. (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 09:37:27
        
        Agreed, proth. At least with a Mankad the batsman is trying to sneak an advantage (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 09:36:11
    - Bairstow had been doing it regularly so Carey (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:23:33
      - Agreed, sneaky is a good word. Its a really shit way to get a wicket. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 09:36:48
  - Circumstances are everything,if he played and missed and was leaning out of his ground (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 3, 09:14:09
    - Think Labuschagne was batting out of his crease (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:17:47
      - Totally (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 09:24:00
        
        Exactly. Sneaky, but obviously out (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:25:38
    - He has a point (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 3, 09:16:35
      - Nah, completely different situation (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 3, 09:18:18
        
        But the batsman still left it (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 3, 09:22:53
        
        No- he was out of his crease when JB threw the ball (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 09:26:04
        
        I can’t tell from that vid (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 3, 09:32:40
        
        Yes, you're right, it's hard to tell (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 3, 09:35:43
- You don't know fuming until you've had your tweet read count (Other Sports) - Captain Bligh, Jul 3, 08:06:46
- It wasn’t cheating it was clever play and England were not smart enough. (Other Sports) - Boyer, Jul 3, 08:00:48
  - Cricket (Other Sports) - letsbehavinyou, Jul 3, 08:44:49
- Australia have learned nothing from sandpaper gate. They will never change. (n/m) (Other Sports) - WalksietheReturn, Jul 3, 07:56:39
Even less sporting than a mankad? (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 2, 13:24:06
- Ozzies gonna ozzie (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:07:54
Lovely old spirit of the game (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 2, 12:46:29
- Fair cop. Bairstow got himself to blame (n/m) (Other Sports) - paulg, Jul 2, 14:03:53
- surprised they are not appealing for Stokes handling the ball (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, Jul 2, 13:03:18
- The bowler looked very uncomfortable with that of you ask me. (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Jul 2, 12:54:10
  - 40 wickets in the next test, all mankads (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 2, 12:54:49
- And people complain about the laws in footy (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 12:53:15
- Same old Aussie. Always cheating cunts (n/m) (Other Sports) - Gazzaman, Jul 2, 12:47:35
- Typical Aussies. Rules are rules but that’s poor form (n/m) (Other Sports) - Boris, Jul 2, 12:47:10
- To be fair, that’s an error from bairstow (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 2, 12:47:04
  - I got stumped like that in South Africa once. Still hold a grudge. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 12:48:14
  - It is, but that’s still pretty scummy (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 2, 12:47:49
    - Feels like something where he should be warned first (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 2, 12:50:31
      - For it to be an actual plan is very low (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jul 2, 13:03:18
  - Would be different had he waited for bairstow to walk out and then thrown it (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 2, 12:47:42
- cunting convicts (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jul 2, 12:46:54
Anyone else notice city centre often smells of weed (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 1, 19:21:49
- Everywhere smells of weed. (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 19:31:58
  - Smoking weed is such a nothing burger these days... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 1, 22:52:55
    - I agree. It's why I've gone full 180 on legalising. (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 23:13:59
  - ^^ smokes weed, smell follows him around ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 1, 20:33:45
  - Very much so, plenty of blokes walking around openly smoking it in busy places. What worri (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Jul 1, 19:49:40
    - I had a couple of mates when I was younger (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 20:04:23
      - Classic kind of reverse psychology that a twat convinces him/her/their self of! (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 1, 21:30:29
        
        What can I say (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 22:28:20
      - Son in law used to drive unmarked OB car and said (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jul 1, 20:51:10
        
        Yeah, I know it's all supposed to be a lot stronger now (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 22:17:20
        
        Interesting (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 20:59:18
      - I had a couple of mates as well (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 1, 20:24:38
        
        Those were the days. Get home from a night out (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 20:33:51
      - Two more mates than 99% of us offofonhere (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 1, 20:21:27
      - Would get drug wiped now (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 1, 20:09:07
        
        Well yes, obviously. This was the 80s and early 90s. (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 20:13:50
    - Imagine a nation of schizos from excessive use in 30-50 years time (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 1, 19:55:40
      - Yep, and they don’t realise it now (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 1, 20:09:31
        
        Something else which might wipe us out first (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 20:15:51
        
        so many schizos.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Jul 1, 20:24:39
        
        Will be like Shaun of the Dead (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 20:30:15
      - Vimto (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 1, 20:05:32
    - Five year ban. No argument. Put their kids in care (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 1, 19:52:15
      - They might be really good parents. But yeah, dumping innocent kids (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 20:19:43
        
        You think weed-smoking parents can be good! OMFG (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 1, 21:18:48
        
        Of course they can. There are millions of cannabis users the world over (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jul 1, 22:45:41
        
        Should defo offer them to family first imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 20:24:57
        
        Grandparents at a stretch, but subject to stringent suitability checks (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 1, 21:21:47
Wonder if we can avoid spending a single penny in transfers this summer (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jun 30, 16:31:15
- Yeh, everything is free.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 30, 17:33:59
  - 'in transfers' (NCFC) - jamesward, Jun 30, 18:32:41
  - I'm free. Or at the very least affordable. (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jun 30, 18:00:59
    - John Inman has been reincarnated (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 30, 18:29:29
  - Tilt (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 30, 18:00:02
- Fees will be paid once we’ve made sales … (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 16:35:44
  - Bet you we won't spend a penny on transfer fees (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 17:28:16
    - doesnt mean we aren't spending and / or spending well (NCFC) - doncoop, Jun 30, 17:35:48
      - I did say TRANSFER fees (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 17:46:25
    - I’ll take that bet (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 17:34:58
      - Sure. £10 to charity of winner's choice. (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 17:48:07
        
        Done (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 18:47:47
        
        Two other rules (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 18:15:04
        
        Sure ✅ (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 18:53:18
        
        👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 19:52:37
        
        You are gonna lose this bet.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 30, 17:50:06
        
        Then a charity benefits from £10 of my cash. No big deal. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 18:12:21
        
        Vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 18:00:14
    - Simply doesn’t tally with what Webber has said (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 17:32:52
      - Show me where he says we will spend money on transfer fees when players are sold? (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 17:45:25
        
        He talks about reinvesting in the squad .. (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 17:49:18
        
        You can reinvest in the squad without spending on transfer fees (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 18:14:09
        
        You don’t get too many free transfers out of South America which is … (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 18:37:54
        
        The two South Americans we were linked with (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jun 30, 19:53:06
        
        The young right back wasn’t ? Wait and see eh (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 30, 20:10:00
      - That'll be a first then 🙄😂😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jun 30, 17:42:54
Butt Drugs (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 16:09:08
- Gold 😂😂😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 19:03:26
- Which naturally leads to this (General Chat) - Kev, Jun 30, 16:41:48
  - Can you imagine the conversation..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 30, 17:32:12
    - What, are you telling me they are not professional actors? (General Chat) - Kev, Jun 30, 18:19:57
      - Maybe he thought it was his gateway to Hollywood... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 30, 22:35:29
What a poor review! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 15:06:11
Mucked up my match picks (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jun 29, 21:22:20
- Millwall was my second choice (NCFC) - ingi, Jun 29, 22:00:34
  - There is only really one game this season where there is any issue getting in (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 22:19:43
  - How many tickets were available (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 22:02:51
    - For match pick, I mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 22:03:09
All set up for a cracking third day (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 18:36:09
- Series might end up being a test of the backup spinners if Lyon is totally crocked (Other Sports) - Cardiff Canary, Jun 29, 19:15:29
  - Gooo yoo er sleepboy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 20:42:28
  - Ghostbusters (n/m) (Other Sports) - NxNW, Jun 29, 19:24:54
- Weather might be kind to us tomorrow if we equal their first innings (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jun 29, 19:02:31
  - Fuck off Bucks (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 19:06:09
  - Zzzzzzz (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 19:03:33
- Try and bat for as long as possible tomorrow (Other Sports) - Poirot, Jun 29, 18:48:00
  - You ought to be captain.You've obviously played somewhere but not too long at a high level (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:57:04
    - Go sober up (n/m) (Other Sports) - Poirot, Jun 29, 19:28:48
  - Genius. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:53:37
  - Bazball is the only way this doesn’t end in a draw tbf (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 18:51:03
    - wrong (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 29, 19:16:37
      - Playing normally we’d have 80 runs fewer right now (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 19:32:05
        
        is that your justification in calling a draw .... (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 29, 19:36:40
        
        Placid pitch (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 19:40:49
        
        whatever (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 29, 19:55:54
- 👍 (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 18:38:27
  - And they don’t *need* to win (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 18:42:33
    - No…. But if we assume we bat for 1.5 sessions tomorrow (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 18:46:12
      - Hope so. Then trying to win is our best chance (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 18:50:23
At LGW - got to go to Ibiza for 2 days 😬 (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 29, 18:14:22
- I’ll go (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 29, 18:34:57
- Right.you're a nice person but you've disappeared up your own arse.You've had a traumatic (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:24:55
  - Steady on proth - mick / WY is a thoroughly decent bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 18:35:48
    - But something has happened to him,and it's affected him.Trust me. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:40:17
      - To be fair, we all know WY has had a very tough year or two (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 18:47:34
        
        Oh didn't,I do apologise then.💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:50:03
    - He is I know,I wish him well with all my heart💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:37:54
- Go to Cova Santa (General Chat) - Kev, Jun 29, 18:24:26
- Yeah more bad news for you it seems... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 18:19:55
The short ball again. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 17:08:05
- It’s a basic trap that we can’t resist (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 17:11:28
  - We're compulsive, just can't turn it down, have to have a swat at it! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 17:13:01
    - Idiotic batting the last half an hour or so. Need to calm down (Other Sports) - Jim, Jun 29, 17:16:18
      - Really really poor cricket especially given Lyon is injured. Quicks can't keep.. (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 17:28:52
      - What I don't get is how they can't see the trap being set. (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Jun 29, 17:27:11
      - And another (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 17:26:51
Our tactics seem a bit “Dean smith” right now (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 17:00:41
- And tbf,Ponting was only repeating what I'd said about 8 days ago....😋😎 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 17:14:21
- This is the best seam attack in the world though,and I think one of the best ever.Ricky Po (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 17:12:50
  - I don’t doubt their ability proth… (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 17:23:38
Learn your lesson boys ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 16:49:02
- Playing poor last 15 mins (n/m) (Other Sports) - DiscoDale, Jun 29, 16:50:12
  - Yep so many no balls (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 16:51:45
  - How is that not a wide?! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 16:50:43
Such a soft dismissal (n/m) (Other Sports) - DiscoDale, Jun 29, 16:44:14
- Ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 16:48:44
- Just unnecessary (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Jun 29, 16:46:23
- Looks great if you hit a six, if you get out you look very stupid (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 16:44:49
- It's hardly as if they hid the trap is it? Waltzed into it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 16:44:46
Right,these Aussies are due for an injury now. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 15:22:44
- Some powers you’ve got there Proth (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 29, 16:50:26
- Nostra Darmus (n/m) (Other Sports) - DiscoDale, Jun 29, 16:33:15
  - All you have to do is drink 5 litres of cider per day and you too could see the future! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 16:35:40
  - The old boy is struggling.but their bowlers are aging,like ours. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 16:34:54
    - Andrew McGlashan: Lyon struggling to get around the boundary, being helped by the physio. (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 16:36:38
      - Yup,ahh bollocks. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 16:44:50
        
        Gutted, was looking set and potentially a big partnership. Going to need at least 1 to be (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 16:48:05
I haven't renewed my away membership so can't take advantage of match pick. (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 10:57:45
- The best thing (for all fans) would be to no buy memberships (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 29, 11:48:02
  - But then what's to stop a load of Leeds fans (for instance) in the river end? (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 12:07:40
    - A Membership scheme does not have have to be monetised (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 29, 12:15:36
      - I can't remember it ever being free... I did get punched by a Sheff U fan in the Barclay (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 12:59:48
        
        Access to Away tickets (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 29, 13:07:08
  - I buy memberships for me and my kids (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 12:07:16
    - You are perfectly welcome to donate as much as you like to the club (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 29, 12:14:07
    - Agreed, as someone that lives 200 miles away it helps me feel a connection to the club (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 12:11:33
      - ✅ vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 12:22:31
      - I'm the same (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 29, 12:20:30
- Yeah, Millwall is the only other one that often doesn't (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 10:58:50
  - I guess the away membership will pay off if we are in the playoffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 11:02:25
    - I'm not so sure.... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 11:05:33
      - I'm an exile so not a ST holder, just a member (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 29, 11:09:02
Its going to be a long summer for the england cricket team but its not all bad (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 10:33:11
- Hmm,what have people thought about ball tracking this series? (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 11:15:56
- Blimey throwing the towel in on the series after one very close 1st match and day one (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 11:05:40
  - Fair point, hit our straps this morning its still to play for! Wasn't an attempt to be neg (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 11:33:34
    - Am i of course claiming this as the most elaborate textbooking in the history of text book (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 11:45:34
      - Haha good work (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 11:49:00
  - You must be new around here.... (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 11:07:32
    - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 11:11:36
- Yes. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 29, 10:57:27
- If you look at the 6 days of cricket played so far.... (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 10:57:04
  - I agree with you there I think it has been close. (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 11:05:13
    - Yes, I think our confidence might take a dip (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 11:06:34
- Anderson looks like someone who has been injured for several weeks (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 29, 10:50:10
  - Top textbooking! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 11:29:25
  - He does, and I desperately hope that is it, and he'll find that rhythm (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 10:54:21
Farke in advanced talks for Leeds job (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 29, 09:32:25
- It was the Leeds game at home where I concluded he wasn't the man to take us forward (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 10:25:25
- Look forward to him giving the Directors Box the old Ted McDougal salute if they beat us.. (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jun 29, 10:00:00
- Ben, ban this sick filth (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 29, 09:56:42
- Interested to see what he might be able to do (Other Football) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Jun 29, 09:53:09
- That's them mid table then (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 29, 09:40:10
- Gutted 🤮 (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Jun 29, 09:39:45
  - Were you similarly gutted when Lambert went to the Scum? (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 10:22:29
    - I guess but not on the same level I don’t remember lambert … (Other Football) - loz, Jun 29, 10:23:43
      - Perhaps not, but Lambert achieved something really special here (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Jun 29, 10:27:24
Is this the right line to Warner, coming around the wicket? (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 28, 14:05:34
- He's left the ball really well tbf. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 28, 14:21:54
- I don't like round the wicket for anything other than express pace (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 14:11:05
  - GET IN! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 14:19:49
Not the best start need a wicket (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Jun 28, 11:39:21
- This drizzle is irritating but Athers is right - the players should be ready to get on.. (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 11:57:00
  - Bit ominous this. Jimmy was getting swing but the wicket not doing that much and (Other Sports) - Jim, Jun 28, 12:03:31
    - They're allowed to bar well! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 28, 12:21:26
      - Didn’t say they are not, but we’ve dropped two already and (Other Sports) - Jim, Jun 28, 12:25:03
        
        Don't think the first one was really a drop, did it carry? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 12:28:19
    - And not taking our chances again. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 12:17:41
Maddison (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Jun 28, 11:22:47
- He is a steal at £40 million (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jun 28, 19:18:01
- Yeah does feel disappointing. (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 28, 11:29:21
- Might be chunky adds on down the line … (NCFC) - loz, Jun 28, 11:23:36
  - Maddison (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Jun 28, 11:34:22
    - Sell on (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Jun 28, 12:30:29
    - Message Title: (required) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Jun 28, 11:49:50
    - Yea never heard that do all sell ons work like that ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 28, 11:37:38
      - I guess add ons are considered part of the profit (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jun 28, 12:55:24
  - We’re not going to have add ons after this (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jun 28, 11:28:10
    - You still get a % of any further money Spurs pay Leicester (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 28, 11:30:58
      - Oh I see what you mean (NCFC) - Duck, Jun 28, 11:40:25
        
        Yea but some prob easily achieved … (NCFC) - loz, Jun 28, 11:43:27
        
        That kind of add on is normally within the quoted fee, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 12:21:45
      - ✅ (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:36:15
  - Yeah, hopefully leicester have a massive sell on clause (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:25:14
Bairstow has just helped them out with publicity! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:08:58
- Would’ve been better if the guy jumped up into the air (Other Sports) - ChampsChamps2023, Jun 28, 20:29:35
Boom, we win the toss, having a bowl. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 10:32:13
- Johnny dealing with a protester. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 11:08:16
  - "Good job it's orange, blends in with my hair" (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:14:53
    - lolf! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 11:33:23
- Need to make these conditions pay (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Jun 28, 10:42:43
- Hopefully a good one to win dubs ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Jun 28, 10:38:33
  - Now just to bowl well!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 10:49:43
- This is excellent news (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 28, 10:38:00
- Find the Aussies leaving out Scott Boland very odd indeed, especially given conditions. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 10:36:49
  - We tucked into him in Brum though (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 28, 10:37:50
    - True but he does have a knack of doing special things. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 10:49:32
Grrrr, Ipswich away... (NCFC) - neverblue, Jun 28, 09:57:53
- Yes - I am complaining to the club over the misleading advertising… (NCFC) - Ruttles, Jun 28, 10:19:57
  - Think it's always been clear there are a limited no. of match pick tickets per away match (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:17:44
    - I think it has (NCFC) - BungysPie, Jun 28, 13:10:00
      - Yes, exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 14:02:14
  - You're guaranteed a ticket for the match you select (NCFC) - CWC, Jun 28, 11:17:23
    - membership renewal blurb has... (NCFC) - Ruttles, Jun 28, 11:35:29
      - What could "successfully" otherwise mean in that context? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 12:27:50
      - Yes that's exactly how 'successfully' works there (NCFC) - CWC, Jun 28, 11:43:16
  - Pretty sure they will just let you cancel your membership….. (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Jun 28, 10:25:57
    - The whole point of these memberships was to extract extra money from their most loyal fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 28, 11:37:19
    - If you think the club would prioritise rewarding loyal fans over making a quick pound note (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jun 28, 10:28:53
      - Thank you Kensall. Still screwing NFC fans. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 28, 10:30:13
      - I don’t think that at all. That’s how it used to work for many a season…. (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Jun 28, 10:29:57
        
        I see it more as a perk of being a member (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 11:19:19
        
        Nobody beyond group 1 likely to get one though (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 28, 11:38:13
        
        Maybe a few in group 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 28, 11:38:25
        
        Well yes, but that's how it should be, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 28, 12:23:15
Has it already been mentioned that Ogbene has signed for Luton? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 27, 22:11:58
- Archant boys said the other week we’d opted against it … (NCFC) - loz, Jun 27, 22:14:30
  - “Opted against it” (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 27, 23:21:17
Dean Smith coming back to Norwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 17:49:57
- I have no regrets with cancelling my subscriptions (NCFC) - ingi, Jun 27, 21:42:29
  - Damn right you don’t (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 21:48:14
- Replacing a well loved manager who achieved huge recent success? (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jun 27, 19:40:39
- He’s going to get a big old booooo (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Jun 27, 18:40:13
  - I'm not really sure why he should be booed (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 27, 22:07:24
  - Assuming he lasts that long….. (n/m) (NCFC) - matgore, Jun 27, 19:00:52
- He must be a hell of an interview..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 27, 18:24:26
  - Probably just told them (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 18:58:42
    - Yep, they were all dreadful (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jun 27, 20:31:22
      - Whatever your opinion there’s no dispute (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 21:49:42
        
        He still wont fuck you...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 27, 22:38:19
        
        The PPG still hurts eh (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 28, 00:10:26
        
        Deserves freedom of the city from Gunny senior (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Jun 27, 21:50:25
- He will prob be sacked by then tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 27, 18:07:27
  - Twice. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 27, 18:49:31
  - got to get them relegated first (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Jun 27, 18:12:24
Welcome, Reyes! (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 26, 15:03:26
- Yellow is the colour of young Reyes (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jun 26, 17:38:16
- Wonder if we are looking to offload Krul (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 26, 16:05:38
  - I doubt it (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 26, 16:14:59
- Hope he enjoys his stint on loan to king’s Lynn (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Jun 26, 15:13:55
  - Are you and Forzancfc the same person? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 26, 16:15:54
- Liquid Football (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 26, 15:07:39
Move to Norwich tomorrow to live in the Fine City for first time in my life at the age of (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 09:56:15
- Odd. I thought the articles said you were signed for the development squad. (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 26, 22:04:07
- Welcome (n/m) (General Chat) - Gazzaman, Jun 26, 21:33:10
- Jump in your car and drive to the Sussex coast 😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 26, 15:41:50
  - He's about 30 years too young for that ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 26, 16:43:12
    - 🤣 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 26, 22:42:34
- Air fryer (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jun 26, 15:25:33
- NR2 (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 26, 14:29:36
  - I'm off off to Epic Studios on Magdalen St next week... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 26, 18:31:12
  - Old man this is bloody brilliant. Thank you so much for taking the time… (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 16:43:55
- Good luck with your move, I feel a pang of envy (General Chat) - 51eve, Jun 26, 13:22:42
  - Do it….. career permitting. (n/m) (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 16:40:23
- 🍺🛶... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 26, 12:09:47
  - not done this but worth a mention in dispatches... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 26, 12:16:17
    - ! Being paid to take people on a pub crawl! I'm game... join me (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 26, 12:34:42
- Bloody incomers!... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 26, 11:59:25
- Too many good pubs to do it justice (General Chat) - APB, Jun 26, 11:53:45
  - *2 of them (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jun 26, 12:38:18
    - Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 26, 13:01:59
      - Fuck you know how to lush it up don't ya (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jun 26, 14:43:16
  - Quack honk (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 26, 11:53:59
- Too many good pubs to do it justice (General Chat) - APB, Jun 26, 11:53:12
- Mr Byrite for all your fashion needs... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 26, 11:29:10
- Hope it all goes smoothly bor! Good luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 11:13:45
- Skateboarding outside the forum (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:31:25
  - Halfords roundabout (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:31:56
- Forum and club shop (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 26, 10:27:46
  - 😂😂😂 I’m a medium. (n/m) (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 12:09:34
    - What will this week's lottery numbers be? PM me please. Don't want to share with everyone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 26, 12:36:00
- Did you buy that house in NR3? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 10:11:50
  - NR2 rules 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 14:11:07
  - I did not (was our bid on what I thought it was worth). In NR2. (n/m) (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 12:10:14
    - "I've got the Newmarket Road blues" >>>>> (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 26, 12:38:32
      - That is very funny! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 14:10:10
- Dr Dubs is your man. He has loads of great recommendations. (n/m) (General Chat) - peterindxb, Jun 26, 10:11:18
  - I'll do him a little list in a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 11:22:54
    - Thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - WalksietheReturn, Jun 26, 12:10:34
- You will be run out of the city by a pitchfork waving mob within days (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Jun 26, 10:03:45
Bets for special guest, I’m going Kiki Dee (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 21:35:04
- Prigozhin (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 25, 22:49:42
- As Klobo just suggested Prince Harry (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jun 25, 22:19:43
- Kiki Dee looking good (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 22:19:12
  - she could have put some clothes on (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 25, 22:20:06
- Cheryl Baker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 25, 22:15:07
- Claire from Steps (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Jun 25, 22:07:11
- Renate Blauel x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 25, 21:50:29
- Hope so x (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 25, 21:46:31
- Sean Dyche x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 25, 21:44:54
  - I would love to hear Sean Dyche duet don’t go breaking my heart 😂😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 25, 22:03:19
- Lady Di x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 25, 21:44:15
- Britany spears, Macca, Margaret Thatcher, Stomzy (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 25, 21:37:58
  - Rod Stewart (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 25, 21:41:17
    - Your a rod (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 25, 21:50:56
Is it time for a Hosiery XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 23, 13:25:00
- Negli-jay bothroyd (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 18:16:50
- Troy Denier (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 17:38:51
  - Who does he play for? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 18:15:57
- Tightsus Bramble (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Jun 23, 15:47:02
- Alan Sheer-er (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 14:13:16
- Sockrates - one for the youngsters (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jun 23, 13:33:44
Pint in The Lion and Castle anyone? (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jun 23, 11:57:48
- That looks decent (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 19:06:04
- Good (n/m) (NCFC) - Real Man, Jun 23, 14:42:25
- They missed a trick not calling it the Throwit Inn (n/m) (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Jun 23, 13:54:59
  - Haha nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jun 23, 16:37:02
  - 👏👏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jun 23, 16:36:01
- Pull your own pint, what could possibly go wrong there! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 23, 13:18:50
  - First thing youve pulled all year m8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Real Man, Jun 23, 14:42:57
- Quite fancy trying the wonderwall (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 23, 12:37:35
- Sounds good that. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 23, 12:28:38
- Cheers Pixy, mine’s an Adnams (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 23, 12:17:11
- You paying? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jun 23, 11:59:38
  - I've already put a tenner behind the bar. You just need to say "Mr Carrow sent me" to (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jun 23, 12:51:14
    - Im guessing a tenner will get you half a shandy these days.. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 23, 16:49:48
I just met a bloke in an Ipswich cap on the dog walk. (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 10:03:40
- Was it Ipswich Crazy..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 23, 17:01:38
- How did he smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 11:04:44
  - Boiled cabbage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 11:42:15
- My daughters bf is an Ipswich fan and he is convinced they are going to the prem based (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 23, 10:49:38
- Of corse they're on the up. They just got promoted. (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 10:26:42
  - Thanks Sherlock. But that's not really what I meant (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 10:37:03
    - What did you mean then, Watson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 11:18:55
      - Elementary my dear fellow (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 11:40:10
        
        The promised land where you are beaten every weak and the entire sporting press (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 12:39:47
- Look what we did under Lambert, if they have a ambitious bunch who knows (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jun 23, 10:26:28
- I've no idea how good they are.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 10:20:18
  - 🎶Twenty years in the championship [or league 1 but it doesn’t scan]🎶 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 11:06:21
    - Twenty years since the premiership (n/m) (General Chat) - StraightOuttaBacton, Jun 23, 15:08:07
    - Twenty years in the football league could (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 11:19:43
      - Doesn’t rhyme though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 12:14:14
So it looks like the sub imploded / exploded days ago (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 23, 00:58:25
- Which was always the most likely scenario (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 10:35:42
  - We should've sent Jumbo in,he's rescued more people in far more dangerous situations. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 23, 11:09:27
    - His Garry tells me he likes going down too (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 11:22:28
- Too soon? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:05:19
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 23, 11:38:26
  - Ashamed lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 23, 11:21:47
  - "dead legend" now, surely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 10:12:13
- Obviously they signed waivers accepting they might die (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 23, 08:51:13
  - Seriously hoping there’s an English law insurance policy or two knocking around (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 11:08:04
    - Stop it. You'll trigger Champs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 13:19:55
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 23, 11:13:42
  - I get more cautious as I get older but even so i cannot conceive of why someone would (General Chat) - Jim, Jun 23, 09:05:19
    - And it was the 19 year old who didn’t want to go (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 23, 09:17:40
      - Depends if there’s an afterlife (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 23, 11:34:18
      - Shame he wouldn't have had time to tell his father "I told you so" (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jun 23, 11:23:48
        
        Probably died glad that he'd joined it in the end (General Chat) - CWC, Jun 23, 12:09:35
- It's a bit fishy, (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jun 23, 06:10:55
  - You see a conspiracy in everything. (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Jun 23, 09:49:37
    - It was a conspiracy (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 10:40:20
  - US navy apparently heard the implosion on Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jun 23, 06:17:53
    - So (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jun 23, 06:21:07
      - The coast guard were told, but it wasn't considered definitive (General Chat) - megson, Jun 23, 09:52:53
      - Was it withheld from them? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 07:17:07
        
        I saw something yesterday on sky that said the families immediately (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jun 23, 07:28:41
        
        Same question again because you don't seem to have understood it first time.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 09:58:34
        
        They heard the implosion,but may not have known what it was. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 23, 09:16:28
        
        What about all the thousands of poor migrants that die at sea though? (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Jun 23, 08:13:40
        
        they were very very rich people who........... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 23, 08:54:03
        
        Deep sea search and rescue (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 07:44:45
        
        "The people have the right to know!" (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Jun 23, 08:55:32
        
        In defence of the media (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 09:18:05
        
        yeah - fair enough (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Jun 23, 09:31:40
        
        Charlie Brooker's rolling news dissection hilariously sums it up... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 23, 11:04:29
        
        That won't catch on 😁 (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 09:56:01
        
        Whale farts 🐳 💨 (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Jun 23, 08:14:15
        
        Probably attacked by Orcas (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jun 23, 09:59:07
- Of the Sun imploded at that depth,I assume the bodies too.pretty unpleasant way to go if s (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 23, 05:57:10
  - Probably not a bad way to go to be fair (General Chat) - I Am H2O, Jun 23, 06:36:09
    - You'd have been fine - open the hatch and drink the ocean dry (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 23, 09:37:42
    - Absolutely this ^^^^ (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Jun 23, 09:22:04
Chilean U20 keeper, Reyes, inbound (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 22, 22:09:40
- Bethnal is very excited about this one (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Jun 22, 22:36:08
  - Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 23, 00:01:50
- Enjoy your loan spell at Kings Lynn young man (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Jun 22, 22:11:11