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10 chicken nuggets (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 12:44:33
- Popcorn chicken snack box, pepsi. EVIL. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 30, 13:40:11
- Stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 13:01:00
- liver rogan josh and spaghetti hoops, pint of gin, sausage upside down cake. (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:50:31
- cheese sarnies (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:45:16
  - Whelks, Naaner, Grapefroot, napple. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 12:47:16
    - Whelks? (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 12:55:36
      - Yes. I love Whelks. These ones were bought off of Nodge Maaarkut. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 13:04:23
        
        Or I suppose you'd refer to them as bulot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 13:04:52
        
        no, I just point to them and say 'them' (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 13:24:45
    - coronation chicken in french bread, steak flavour chrisps, coffee, napple.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 30, 12:50:15
I've got an idea. Let's all just have a right old tear up on here. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:49:43
- yeah ok (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:10:24
  - I feel there's more to come, let the bile gush forth. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 11:12:17
    - nope, nothing coming at the mo... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:17:01
      - Maybe escalate to a baby poo face and see what happens... (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:18:16
        
        they're funny they are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:21:32
- I like everyone... (General Chat) - songwriter, Sep 30, 11:06:29
  - Feels good doesn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 11:08:33
- yes (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 10:55:18
  - It feels good, try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:56:12
- That's all true and I thank you. However, the problem with you is (General Chat) - megson, Sep 30, 10:53:04
  - So japseye is another Noneckerby? A total Gladstone Small?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 10:58:47
    - No. I have a neck. I just have such a muscular upper body that it looks like I haven't. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 11:03:31
    - Gladstone Small crossed with a Furby. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 30, 11:03:30
      - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 11:31:31
      - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 11:30:15
  - That's good, let it out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:55:17
- One more game... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 10:51:27
  - Yes, let it all go. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:55:31
    - No... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 10:56:14
- I'll second that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 30, 10:50:58
  - Good, that's right release. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:55:48
The Adam drury debate from yesterday (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 07:35:23
- Funny old game this... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 10:55:33
  - His real name is Fierce? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 30, 11:07:36
- Yes, you don't like me, you've said. When I give my view on football, you do this (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:08:25
- Look, mate... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 30, 09:13:27
  - should just say - have sympathy with you there, Arganth (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 09:19:56
    - This ^^^^^ is exactly right. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 09:29:57
    - I think the joy in the stadium when he scored would have told him that. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 30, 09:28:03
      - goodoh (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 09:29:23
        
        Was a bit special. I got a bit squeeky voiced in the run up. Sounded like a 14 year old (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 09:35:11
        
        It was great. Extra loud cheer and much laughter and happiness. Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 30, 09:34:15
    - Exactly. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 30, 09:25:30
      - it's nice when those opinions can be backed up with your actual lowercase facts though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 10:40:24
        
        See (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 11:14:30
        
        becasue you won't ever address the points i might raise but instead turn it into something (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:20:38
        
        Yep, stalemate (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 11:32:56
        
        which bit of your post do you feel i have neglected and i'll do my best to rectify my err (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:43:55
        
        You got your dig in, you got your non topic biased issue dig in (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 11:50:00
        
        are you talking about my original post in this thread? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:59:51
        
        You're partly proving why this has kicked off (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:59:20
        
        "because you've brought in your own personal grievance" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:05:20
      - It's the bit where, this will become interpreted that I somehow hate Drury (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:15:39
        
        Not at all. I respect your differing opinion, regardless of the level of difference. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 30, 10:26:13
        
        It's weird (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:30:42
        
        I don't thik you hate drury, I just can't fathom your comparison to Daryl Sutch. That (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 10:18:43
        
        Why on earth does that boggle you? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 30, 10:37:36
        
        Partly maybe, but then I've never paid too much attention to that, (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 10:52:14
        
        Sutch was part of our best ever team (NCFC) - Small, Sep 30, 11:07:22
        
        A part of the team? Was he? Part of the squad maybe. ALthough That was a few (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 11:12:44
        
        He was no looker Sutch... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:17:22
      - I read that as "castrated" (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 30, 09:47:02
        
        The wrath's corpse twitches a bit! Is this the start of the return? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 10:02:40
        
        corpse has been twitching a little bit, recently, I think (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 10:06:28
        
        Fuck me the old fella's back! (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 30, 09:55:11
        
        Sorry, long time no post (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 30, 10:06:29
        
        Come back soon, nice to see you again. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 30, 10:09:41
      - You are probaly right, I'm a little precious when it comes to Drury. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 09:34:13
        
        Yep absolutely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 30, 09:36:25
      - bit of an internet theme that though, intit? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 09:28:36
        
        This time, I think if someone in a pub (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 30, 09:36:06
        
        I'd expect you to get flamed for comparing him directly to Bowen too (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 11:42:53
        
        Oh, and you said he's the best left back in the division (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 11:43:56
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 09:48:16
        
        Yes, sadly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 30, 09:32:50
- wasn't he the same bloke that fell out with our playmaker hoolahan? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 30, 07:50:54
  - Haha, and after I've made that exact point above, here's the bullshit (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:20:37
  - Yes (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 08:00:50
    - Its not a debate, anyone who watches him properly and knows the game knows his value. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 08:40:11
      - Agree 100%. He was one of Worthy's first signings, wasn't he? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 08:46:21
        
        You reckon Lambert couldn't find a decent left back for ?500k? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 10:26:12
        
        He could probably get a decent back four for that =) (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 30, 10:29:03
        
        one who'd go on to play for the club for a decade and make 300 appearances? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 10:28:53
        
        He was, and a great one. Its a shame for him he never made the move to a more established (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 09:08:52
        
        This is from Hucks' match report... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 30, 08:54:10
        
        Yeah but what does Hucks know about football? (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 30, 09:14:02
    - you said you were going to leave us to draw our own conclusions (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 30, 08:09:56
      - he was talking to me (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 30, 08:12:14
    - lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 30, 08:05:17
Leon Barnett (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 09:41:12
- fucked if i would of started on him like fryatt did (NCFC) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 29, 10:02:34
- Me too, except its non sexual for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 09:42:58
  - Oh (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 09:44:38
Leg-end v Great Servant to the Club (GSTTC).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:39:58
- I'm not really a Drury fan (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 10:46:05
  - What a surprise (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 10:48:23
    - Feel free to inform me of what I've missed then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 10:55:45
      - A season or two marred by inury, in a poor side with no confidence or protection (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 11:00:25
        
        ^^^^Fair do's guys, opinions and that VVVV (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 15:54:37
      - he is probably still the best left back in the division (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:59:55
- No drury is a legend. How many City players have won 2 league titles with us? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 10:22:33
  - I liked how every outfield player celebrated with him (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:26:03
    - Yes me too, they ALL raced to him. His 'arms aloft' celebration was a bit poo (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 10:57:45
- Pull yourself together, man (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 29, 09:51:42
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:53:24
Sat in the city stand last night. Saw one of the foxes subs having a chat with 3 city (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 08:55:43
Worst match report ever? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 08:36:15
- i did laugh when i just read that (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 29, 09:06:17
  - Yes ^^^ made me think of Russ Abbott for some reason. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 09:10:19
- better (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 29, 08:43:26
30s for the title (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 29, 01:56:07
- jesus QPR only conceded twice all season (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 29, 02:12:30
  - They really look nailed on to win it, can't see them doing a Leeds. Just shows that a good (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 08:34:08
    - we'll see how good thay are in a couple of weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 29, 09:25:35
arf (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 16:13:49
- It's really not that difficult to apply for a passport. That person must be foolish. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 28, 16:28:11
  - well, he is ex forces (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 16:29:43
    - Probably a Rupert. Not used to doing things for themselves. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 28, 16:34:56
      - he doesn't write like a rupert (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 16:40:02
        
        Someone did it for him. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 28, 16:41:13
- lollers. Really shouldn't be that hard should it? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 16:21:31
  - mine's been out of date for nearly a year (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 16:25:50
    - Get one off of Dangerous Dave. He can get them for a monkey. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 28, 16:41:00
      - that's the only good thing about the UK ones (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 16:49:01
- I see this is doing the rounds again, amazed how many fell for it first time (General Chat) - trustsec, Sep 28, 16:18:55
  - ffs (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 16:26:27
Come on the Norwich! (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 15:41:51
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 15:47:34
  - diggity (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 15:50:28
    - you've got to pump it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 15:52:44
      - but I really want to slow it down (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 15:55:43
      - I miss the doc. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 15:54:36
        
        we all do... (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 16:00:27
        
        No one can pump like Gary Pumperty. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 16:04:28
        
        Or cuddle (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 28, 16:10:17
        
        Good point. Neither of them seem to like falling over in a speedy forward's wake either. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 16:11:14
        
        me too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 15:56:14
        
        HOW CNA YUO MIS: HIM YOU NEVA GO_TO GAYMES ::((): (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 15:58:24
        
        I stand on my crates (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 16:00:30
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 16:04:45
  - Splitter^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 15:49:39
- Yeah, gew orn, do a win (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 15:42:32
  - Never mind the danger! (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 28, 15:43:55
Sooo, who used to "clock" in - properly, with a proper "clocking in clock" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 14:19:40
- Yes, when I was a boy, now I stand near the clock making sure no one is there before (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 28, 15:19:11
  - hooter commander ^^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 15:22:45
    - Yes, when I saw it advertised it turned out not to be what I thought it was (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 28, 15:29:14
- I did, British Sugar had one (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 15:09:39
  - weet (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 15:40:32
  - Did you used to clock your mates in when they were late and then (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 15:32:43
    - Instant dismissal for you boy!................ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 28, 15:34:48
      - haha yes, I did ask one or two workmates to do that for me (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 15:36:28
  - so if you were one minute early they gave you fifteen minutes bunce extra? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 28, 15:14:08
    - I couldn't say (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 15:28:37
- yep! (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 28, 15:06:50
- I did years ago when I worked at Rainbow foodstore in beccles as a kid (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:37:55
  - same here, all that bollocks about standing at the box, waiting for 5pm (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 15:19:19
    - They were never that bad, i don't think. Although having to clock in rather ruined the (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 16:04:30
    - BS were never like that, never once had problems (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 15:30:02
fair play to norfolk council (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:45:50
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:04:49
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:02:28
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:02:10
- Are you legally entitled to two coffee breaks a day? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:41:48
  - I think cig breaks in offices, evolve from the guidance that people are entitled to (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 14:00:11
  - Not sure about that (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:45:35
  - half hour worth for a full day i think (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:43:16
    - So that's the equivalent of three 10-minute fag breaks (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:48:56
      - That's generally the jist of how silly that whole episode will become (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 15:43:49
- Do we need a rule for everything? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 28, 13:16:15
  - not everything (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:20:29
  - I presume you would deal with them by errrr..... (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:20:03
    - I mean you don't need a policy specific for smokers (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 28, 13:21:36
      - It's hard to be consistent though (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:25:33
        
        Smoking's hardly the biggest issue. Imagine if you had to clock off to use the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:29:45
        
        Well you should (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:39:31
        
        Most yeah, but it's pretty accepted to infiltrate the day really. At least (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:41:06
        
        Do "clocks" still exist? I thought they went out with the arc. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:26:45
        
        Just a turn of phrase (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:27:58
      - smoking has always been a strange one (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:24:17
        
        what about coffee? (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:35:51
        
        you can drink coffee while you work (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:36:45
        
        oh yeh (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:41:19
        
        I think smoking should be encouraged, given the enormous (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:25:39
        
        but its not like smokers go off an die quietly on their own (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:40:24
        
        Playing Devil's Advocate (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:54:19
        
        Tax revenue from fags is about double the cost to the NHS (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 14:02:10
        
        In which case, make it compulsory and the NHS is pretty much paid for. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 14:15:39
        
        and clamp down on bootlegged cigs and booze - that's another few billion for the coffers (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 14:21:40
        
        that's like taxable suicide (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 14:16:48
        
        fancy a bum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 13:42:47
        
        at last (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:45:16
        
        Blimey, err (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:42:24
        
        POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:41:25
    - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:20:40
  - innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 13:17:16
    - Emma Thom-son would be driven insane by you (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:18:06
      - Shit actress (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 13:41:31
      - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:19:41
- It's Breckland (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:08:05
  - fair play to a norfolk council (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:09:31
- Quite right (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 28, 13:03:14
  - going to the toilet is a human right (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:09:05
    - So is killing yourself slowly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:11:28
      - and wanking at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:17:29
        
        and wrathing at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 28, 13:35:17
        
        *wrothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 28, 13:35:38
        
        No, they've banned wanking at work. Saw it on the telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:18:17
        
        fuck, noone told me (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:19:22
        
        management only, its a perk (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Sep 28, 13:26:02
        
        Wasn't any here (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:23:21
got to play more attacking tonight (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:08:14
- Am I the only person who thought we weren’t that great on Sat? (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 28, 10:19:42
  - we got behind their defence loads (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:22:15
    - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:22:31
      - no idea how barnett i think it was (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:24:02
        
        Aye, was unlucky with the one straight at the keeper. A yard either side and he scored. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:37:45
  - I thought we threatened, but that crosses were either cut out just before a city shirt, or (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:21:59
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:20:15
- ask pants-he will tell you what we should do (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:08:58
2-1 leicester (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 09:48:03
- Chapelfield with the winner (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 09:54:17
  - Yet you cry buckets when someone mentions the fact you get the shakes (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Sep 28, 11:35:47
    - Breaded scampi (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 11:55:56
  - kids 4 a quid tonight-should be right up your street pants (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:01:51
  - pants the loser-the real reason he doesnt post straight after a game..... (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 09:59:41
    - Why do you, or anyone else, care? Its all rather pathetic really. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:20:43
      - no1 cares (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:22:08
        
        Riiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttttt. That's why you kicked it off then is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:22:58
        
        tbf to selwyn he was provoked with the personal dog jibe (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:24:45
        
        which came after the post up there at 9:59. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:38:54
        
        didn't SCC mean this one? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 10:40:43
        
        looks like you missed the 9:54... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:40:23
        
        Good to see you're staying out of it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:41:14
        
        yep i think it's the best strategy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:42:15
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:45:21
        
        wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:40:09
        
        exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:27:12
        
        any news? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:29:31
        
        none at all-time to give up i think (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:31:01
        
        Wot a quitter. no1cares (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:33:31
        
        its not MY dog (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:34:32
        
        How come you move house so often? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:35:40
        
        running away from debts-benefits dont pay enough (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:36:56
        
        good to see you've got it all worked out (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:38:01
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:24:05
    - Selwyn leave Pants alone (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 28, 10:10:24
      - Ha ha, for years you've whinged a bucket full about my football posts, (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:14:43
        
        a lot of the time its not what you post ..... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 28, 10:20:24
        
        So now I've curbed a lot of them, you're happy? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:22:40
        
        major blub (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:26:08
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 28, 11:37:38
        
        the right post at the right time (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 28, 10:18:52
        
        no 1 gives a shit either way (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:15:41
        
        i certainly don't see anyone moaning (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:16:18
      - too busy gulping the rest of his crate down i expect (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:12:03
    - fetch doggy (NCFC) - pants, Sep 28, 10:00:45
      - i didnt lose a dog lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:02:50
Nice one from todays EDP (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 28, 07:32:01
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 08:33:58
606 preview of toosady night. Written Yank style and a little amusing. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 27, 14:44:19
- About as funny as someone throwing acid in your face (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 27, 15:06:04
- why does the author think Hughes will be playing rather than Smith? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 15:03:01
  - take that as a no, then. Good. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 15:22:38
    - The usual four have just been too good, methinks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 27, 15:36:49
  - (Smith, rather than the author, obviously.) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 15:04:00
- I dont get why it's done like a merkin? who writ ut? (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 27, 14:58:49
- Nah, unoriginal and not very well done anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 27, 14:57:06
- he's getting quite good at that. he does it for each ncfc game (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 14:47:36
That Liverpool goal (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 11:57:21
- Why wasn't Kuyt offside? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 14:40:10
  - one vid worth 10,000 words (Other Football) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 27, 15:34:07
    - First time I've seen it. Can't see what they are complaining at. He receives the (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 15:54:27
      - becasue they say he didn't take the fk, but was merely in pre-fk mode (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 27, 17:13:22
  - he was behind the man who passed the ball (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 15:02:22
  - He was behind the ball. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 27, 14:41:33
    - Kuyt behind the ball you mean? That makes him onside? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 16:15:00
      - "behind the ball" is the same as "behind the player when he kicks it" (Other Football) - Wayne Biggins, Sep 27, 20:09:16
      - dunno. Long time, anyway. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:22:40
        
        "when the ball is played forward" is the official wording is it not? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 27, 16:37:03
        
        No. Well according to wiki, anyway (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:47:31
        
        yup, wiki right (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:51:12
        
        For ever. See famous Cruijff pelanty (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 16:27:48
- I saw nothing wrong with that goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 27, 13:04:51
  - nor did i, apart from the fact it was for the scousers. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 27, 13:17:07
    - ha, quite. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 27, 13:20:04
- Because it was a clear and fair goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 27, 13:03:09
  - Anyway, it's a bit rich for Sunderland to complain at this one. (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 27, 13:12:03
- have you seen the goal? (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Sep 27, 12:09:06
- coz no one was offside. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 11:57:55
Back at work today. Arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 27, 08:31:00
- Me too, after 3 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 14:15:22
- 2 days off (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 08:38:16
"World's first football chant" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 08:27:53
- Own up, who posted the comment as Selwyn1 on that then? Certainly not the man himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 27, 10:33:18
  - Not me. I reckon it was you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 10:53:05
  - Surely He Reads The Telegraph? :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 27, 10:47:10
- Wolves 0 Norwich 1 (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 27, 10:15:04
  - correction, people in the west mids DONT wear flat caps...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 27, 13:10:37
another reality check (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 25, 18:43:09
- give it a rest selwyn. im also miffed we didnt win but im not making crap statements up (n/m) (NCFC) - doncoop, Sep 25, 19:03:10
  - its not crap-reality is if you dont take your chances at this level you get beat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 25, 19:21:53
    - Fuck off you tedious twat. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 25, 19:41:34
      - reality hurts (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 25, 19:43:16
- ha ha ha ! (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 25, 18:57:41
A request (NCFC) - littlenorwich, Sep 20, 00:50:51
- Interesting questions (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Sep 20, 13:42:26
- many thanks to everyone so far, have to point out though I am not a binner (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 20, 10:05:05
  - Wrong username fail (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 20, 10:53:06
    - I think it was meant (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 20, 11:03:50
      - not trying to keep it a massive secret, but yes it was a mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 20, 11:27:33
        
        oh, I thought you were defending yourself from being called scummer. Always a cheap shot (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 20, 11:53:35
- Good luck with your project. Proceeds to St John Ambulance? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 20, 08:14:32
- Is that in anyway related to the "City 'til I die" book? (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 20, 08:04:58
- Inexpensive, not cheap. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 20, 07:50:57
- Try Sir Bobby (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Sep 20, 07:35:39
- My advice is to try and contact players/managers of that era. (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 20, 05:40:11
- I'm going to be awake for a while, so I'm going to have a stab at this. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 20, 01:18:49
  - This ^^^^^ is wehat i would say but better put in a lot less words. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 20, 10:04:15
    - true, and uefa cup qualification was an honour, teams rest players in it these days (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 20, 10:12:40
      - test (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 11:17:39
can you watch without blubbing (General Chat) - Firstnews, Sep 16, 11:58:00
- After seeing the other replies, I won't even try! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 16:42:07
- Shame about the one where the bloke answers the door. (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Sep 16, 13:26:13
- Fucking hell. No. (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 13:07:38
- Jesus, no. I couldn’t. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Sep 16, 12:45:45
  - I have this ambivalence about soldiers (General Chat) - Firstnews, Sep 16, 12:53:46
    - its good to stereotype (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 13:03:25
      - a fish, an egg and a bicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - Firstnews, Sep 16, 13:08:17
    - I wasn’t blubing cos of the Soldiers. It was towards the kids and wives. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Sep 16, 12:55:55
      - of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Firstnews, Sep 16, 12:58:29
- no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Sep 16, 12:22:32
- nope (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:19:49
- blocked site - security risk! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 12:02:07
  - Blocked by who? (General Chat) - Firstnews, Sep 16, 12:22:00
    - work IT geeks - got an internet use policy briefing at 1.00pm today (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 12:38:11
      - get an iphone (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:54:51
reality check? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:36:54
- No (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 14, 21:45:58
  - what is enouraging is that even when we lose, we're still capable of (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 14, 21:50:54
  - Obviously I wasn't at the game but.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Sep 14, 21:50:41
- Yep (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 14, 21:42:10
  - you forgot about the games you draw (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 14, 21:44:40
    - I find it best. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 14, 21:45:41
- Not really (NCFC) - Duck, Sep 14, 21:40:49
- FUCK OFF SELWYN (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 21:40:45
  - ditto himsworth (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:42:06
    - game after game, celebrating the opposition scoring (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 21:43:07
      - Agreed, its got very old now. Not sure what he wants. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 14, 21:46:55
        
        Yebbut it was all only a well constructed act. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 14, 21:52:27
        
        Yeah, pressures of fatherhood i'm afraid! One Game Only! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 14, 23:03:51
reality check? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:36:40
- Only for those that expected us to "Do a Leicester" (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 14, 21:40:26
  - It's a hard place to go, this result doesn't show us much at all (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 14, 21:43:38
    - it shows we arnt good enough to beat THE MIGHTY DONCASTER (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:46:00
      - All this is from you is dull and boring wind up which makes you look like a cunt (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 14, 21:49:57
        
        i said 3-2 donny.not a bad guess! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:51:25
      - Oh shut up you boring troll. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 14, 21:48:27
  - plenty did! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:41:21
  - plenty did! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 14, 21:41:07
    - Only retards. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 14, 21:47:08
- Not really - most expected mid table this year (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 14, 21:38:45
Casual ticket prices......hare goo: (NCFC) - lmc, Sep 8, 14:30:26
- I am now only standing half corrected. Membership prices. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 8, 14:33:49
  - OAP member prices: (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 8, 14:55:43
    - Eh? LMC's link has different prices. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 8, 14:59:48
      - There is some confoosion (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 8, 15:03:51
        
        Seems strange that a Cat C is more expensive than a Cat B game (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 8, 15:35:16
        
        up from 16 to * 18 * well spotted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 8, 16:08:25
I'm doing The Scrimmage tomorrow (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:40:26
- Ask Gudgie what the hell the world is coming to when... (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 8, 15:46:47
- Ask Matthew Gudgeon why he can't string more than three words together (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 14:02:26
- Have a word about the font (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:01:53
- have the club gone wrong on casual ticket prices? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:00:27
  - ^^^also in a Norfolk accent (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:09:25
  - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:02:24
  - ^^^ This. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:01:30
    - plus the extra 20p on a coke (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 14:25:06
    - £30? For an average ticket? Seriously? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 14:04:40
      - For t' Jarrold. Can still get less than £30 in Barclay or River End, (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:19:11
        
        £31 pounds for a Cat A game in The River and Barclay lower (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:21:46
        
        I'll shut up then and stnad corrected. (how do you stand corrected exactly?) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:23:53
        
        stand normally. It's the uncorrected posture that's worthy of description. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:29:36
        
        hands on hips, legs slightly apart, pelvis thrusted outwards (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:27:49
        
        I'm on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:29:29
- a poem (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:55:00
  - ^^^ That, in a Norfolk accent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:57:30
- do some casual racism (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:50:21
  - a gap year in Niger (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 14:16:27
  - he'll need a few sherries first (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 13:54:09
- Say something controversial followed by... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:47:23
  - I have to try not to do that all the time. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:48:54
    - Tease... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:50:14
      - I think about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:53:38
        
        No. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:53:57
        
        You love me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:55:51
- Tell them you saw Flem in Greens. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 13:34:21
- £'s to charity if you get the following on air. WotB, Bristol, 9, half eight and (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:22:31
  - 'Google it you lazy fuck' to each and every question. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 13:57:25
  - Declare that you don't know why anyone would log into the Pink Un site... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 8, 13:24:31
    - you want Oink 'uners in the CoD? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 13:55:22
- I don't even know what The Scrimmage is (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:20:21
  - Very surprised you don't listen, its good. Not AS good now chris Goreham (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 13:35:36
    - Ah, but he is again now (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:44:02
      - oh ar is it? Brillers. Although not sure on the pre-recorded bit. i REALLY REALLY hope (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:21:10
        
        Flem's on tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:25:00
        
        Are you just telling me what I want to hear here? If I said (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:27:07
        
        Wh's (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:30:55
        
        Ahem. Who's Megan Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:31:12
        
        She was in the Transformers film and is quite fit (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:34:46
        
        she could lift my bonnet any time she liked (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 14:42:08
        
        No, he is! (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:30:01
  - You don't know? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:22:42
    - Oh, that'll be why I don't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:26:45
    - It's a Radio Narfolk show where they normally get some old tosser like Canary Fairy on (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:24:13
      - Oh, that'll be why I don't know. II (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:27:00
- cock tummy slap dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 12:49:33
  - mrs mbk loves it when I do this ^. If I'm in another room doing it, she will often be (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:16:23
  - Might be a bit awkward (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:52:27
    - I reckon you should (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:20:42
      - And enquire how Radio Norfolk ever employed the prat they have that does the weekday.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:34:42
        
        I really despair at some of the idiots who do the travel bulletins. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 8, 13:43:50
        
        5pm - traffic is heavy in Chapelfield area. Every day they say it.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 14:19:53
- Say: (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:48:01
  - Too long (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:52:09
England were all right last night, weren't they? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:32:22
- Dunno (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 09:01:53
  - refusnik (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:09:32
- dunno, watched Sarah Beany (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:44:51
  - was she pregnant? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 08:54:02
    - yep - constantly, just like Kirsty from Phil and Kirsty (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:56:47
      - they must have about ten kids each (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:02:53
  - I have no idea who that is. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:52:03
    - I listened to it on the wireless. Alen Green said the atmosphere was, can you guess? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 08:59:15
      - This bit here... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 8, 09:15:41
      - yeah, well, he's a c*nt (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:02:04
        
        So how come they were fucking shit in the World Cup? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:13:52
        
        they weren't allowed a go on the local prozzies (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 09:53:42
        
        Ah, makes sense (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:57:37
        
        Don't worry, JT and Gold iPod will be back to ensure normal service soon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 09:10:07
      - first half was good (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:01:24
        
        I didn't think second half was awful at all. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:03:35
        
        I like this, You don't have to have controlled the entire 90 minutes to have played well. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 8, 09:10:14
    - used to be very fit, does up houses, cracking rack (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:55:56
      - i'd put some filler in her cracking rack (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:00:15
        
        she could tongue and groove my wood anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 09:03:28
        
        I'd renovate her and sell her on for a profit! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 09:36:55
        
        i'd dry wall her cellar and pebbledash her front porch (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:39:23
        
        i'd make her face look like a painters radio (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 10:16:14
      - so you wanted to watch that rather than your international team play football? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:59:15
        
        I'm all male grrr beer grr (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 09:08:10
Important we beat Barnsley (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 7, 14:57:30
- Ilderton reffed the Huddersfield-Bournemouth game we went to the other day. (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 7, 17:30:32
- oh well, that's donny down as a loss then (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:22:47
- D'Urso refereed the Gillingham game... (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 7, 16:20:00
- 4 days to save our season? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 15:36:38
- Ah but he hasn't reached "doing it on purpose" levels yet has he? Wasn't that (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 15:04:59
  - Chape? Cheap. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 15:12:16
  - Google his name (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 7, 15:12:13
    - too much effort. Any others for us? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 15:41:43
- he was unbelievably shit. How come he wasn't struck off and hung drawn and quatered? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 15:03:25
chairs to all facespace wrothers that wished me happy birthday today, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 7, 13:59:32
- happy birthday fellow virgonian! - Mine's tomorrow.... it's not (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 7, 15:44:45
- Happy Birthday (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 14:11:02
- *Thinly veiled please wish me happy birthday post* (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:06:07
  - (I agree ^^^^) Happy Birthday mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 7, 15:06:32
  - happy birthday duke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:07:06
    - fool (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:10:28
      - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:22:10
- happy boffday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:02:47
Pay no attention, boring post alert (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:32:06
- And it's also a Cat C game to be a mascot, only £150 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 7, 16:55:01
- A couple of points (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 13:43:29
- extra season tickets (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 13:38:29
  - most of what you say is probably true (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:42:47
    - people obviously agree with me (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 14:34:13
    - Cullen's been at MK Dons for two years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:03:55
      - something tells me jb is very much aware of that (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:06:19
        
        Well, I did wonder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:08:33
        
        though you'd never know it from their gates! (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 14:31:44
        
        captive market (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 14:36:47
        
        I would love to be in the AFC end (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 14:43:51
    - I always thought it was better to have bums on seats (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 13:52:53
      - Yeah I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:12:00
        
        not me (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 14:16:21
        
        Yeah but you play Dungeons & Dragons (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:13:32
        
        Oh no. That would be bad. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:32:10
        
        And they didn't make an ending (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 18:07:58
        
        not me (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 14:19:52
      - on top of the already sold season tickets.... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 13:59:36
        
        there is a gap in the market though (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:02:45
        
        you could be on to something there. that is aa good idea! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 14:04:18
        
        wouldnt hurt them to do it after the proper ST window shuts (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:06:45
        
        That IS a good idea, a more flexible half ST. Send that to MacTheKnife (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 15:10:58
        
        sounds similar to the Hat-trick plan that was replaced by the Supermembers scheme (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 15:34:41
        
        which is a darn sight easier to sell (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 15:37:34
      - I do always. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:58:16
        
        Garry! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:05:42
        
        Oh (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 13:59:12
        
        Last year my mate and I were discussing Lee Hughes and how he still looked lively (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 14:02:17
        
        To be fair, I could always use the power of my ifoon to find out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 14:01:12
        
        i find it gives me something to look at during the half time interval (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:02:17
        
        ^^^millionaire (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:06:09
        
        small confession (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:07:57
        
        ive only been once (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:23:11
        
        oh ah. gillingham in the cup run (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:27:11
        
        "cup run" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 14:30:31
        
        'Cup stumble' (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:50:51
        
        Cup dribble (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:34:14
      - yes, yes they do (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 13:54:37
- its a Tuesday night game intut. always lower turnouts/cheaper (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 13:34:47
  - good point (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:39:51
if that was a real £10 being bet that'd be a bit of a shit return really (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 11:20:45
- You miserable old bugger! (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 12:44:35
Just booked some train tickets for a trip into london with Missus and Emma in 2 months (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:04:06
- You didn't pay for the new one did you? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 15:01:45
- LONDON! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 14:20:53
- did you ask whether they're ever people who go on and on about that being their 'manor' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 14:14:41
  - FFS !! (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 14:16:00
    - Yeah you did (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 14:19:40
- That was lucky. Tell me, did he give you directions to the George. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 14:06:00
  - Damn! Snookered! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 17:22:04
Just had a call from my cousin. He's an IBD consultant up the N&NUH. It's a tough and (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:54:48
- What is IBD? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 13:55:58
  - Intestines, Bums and Dentures - new specialty concentrating on both ends of the gastirc sy (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 13:58:59
    - let's hope his hand cleanser is good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 15:02:04
    - Specialty? Specialty? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:08:33
  - I don't know, I'll text him. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:57:34
    - He's just texted me back, apparently it's Intestines, Bums and Dentures. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:59:57
      - Sounds like a man who knows what he is talking about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:01:53
        
        He's an eminent IBD Consultant so yes. He knows his shiz. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 14:03:07
  - a dodgy tummy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 13:57:30
    - That's IBS............... (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:02:11
      - it is n'all entut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 14:11:19
absolutely carnage on Unthank....police/ambulances... whats goooorn arrrn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Sep 6, 12:57:24
- doy has offed a few students for putting a traffic cone and a plum on his car (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 13:55:48
- They've heard Mrs Megson has to inform her consultant that she's had a baby. It's kicking (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:10:06
  - Its a good job she doesn't need to get a train there, she might use the wrong platform.... (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:36:36
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:40:16
Broken NHS. Apprantly its Paula's job to let her IBD consultant know she's had a baby, (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:43:19
- Get a grip or you're going on ignore (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 13:47:24
  - That'd be a result, getting SCC to put me on ignore, even pants hasn't managed that! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:49:29
    - I was hoping that he might've been recently found on a Brighton golf course. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 13:53:26
      - cheers nonse (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:08:20
- 'Major event' (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 12:53:38
  - Least she's got a flippin neck though............ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:27:53
    - careful - Puppet B'stard trained him in the art of Kung Foo when he was his apprentice (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 15:06:23
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:32:32
  - Childbirth and splitting (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:57:48
    - Lavender oil in her bath water, that's what Mrs Meggers needs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 13:11:10
- FAO Ben - Can we have a megson's baby filter please? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:47:09
- highly strung - you wait till you have had no sleep for a week!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:46:31
  - true! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:28:29
It's the New Baby XI.... [if it hasn't been done before] (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 12:10:52
- Paul Gasnaircoigne (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 12:59:58
  - ^^ genius (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 13:49:44
- Forcep Blatter (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 12:54:34
- Michel Placentini (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 12:53:08
- Cot Parker (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 12:52:36
- Bebe (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 12:52:25
- Zat Sleepless Knight (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 12:39:19
  - Oh (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 12:39:42
- My baby was hungry but isn't now (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 6, 12:38:45
- Tony Cottee (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 12:30:56
- Waaaaaaaaaaaaayne Bridge (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 12:29:41
- Harry Redknappy (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 6, 12:26:22
- Zac Sleepless-Knights (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 12:22:23
- Heinz (babyfood) Muller (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:20:11
- Roque Placenta Cruz (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:20:04
- Christiening Ronaldo (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:18:27
- Cry-inge Bjornababy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:17:19
- Nani (n/m) (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Sep 6, 12:17:01
- Daiper Davies (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:16:37
- Gary DocItFuckingHurtsJus tGetThisBloodyThingO utNowOoohhhArrghGive MeFuckingDrugsNow-ty (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 12:16:24
  - :| (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 12:23:33
- Pamper Bubba Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:16:04
- Papa Bouba Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:11:23
  - Papa Baby Diaper (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 12:15:39
    - Pampers Baby Diaper (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 6, 12:21:30
      - Pooper Baby Diaper (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 12:27:31
- I'll start with Cesc(sarian) Fabregas (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 12:11:23
how much is a norwich city fc season ticket please? (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:45:47
- the newly released ones are 470 beer tokens (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:53:48
  - thanks tony (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:54:23
- You KNOW this. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:47:19
  - oh cock (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:48:20
  - Or did you want the REAL cost? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:47:39
    - yes please. (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:48:46
      - try hare (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 11:54:34
        
        thats very good thanks for linking me up (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:00:34
      - theyve answered their phone then? (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:53:50
        
        Yes, No sorry didn't ask. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:56:14
        
        its ok, ralf and tony have made that mystery history (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:01:06
FAO Norwich Registry Office ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:45:21
- true story (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 12:03:17
- 9 minutes. Peh. Didn't even say Congratluations. I mean, basic innit? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:52:24
  - So are you going to announce a name ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 6, 12:05:50
    - Oh ar, have I not done it? She's Emma Clare Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:40:03
      - 18 years from now, when she's first staying out all night (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 14:17:11
    - we should have a vote (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:06:25
      - Diamonte (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 12:11:29
      - Huckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:09:51
      - Iwan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 12:08:56
        
        Glenn (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:10:43
        
        Oli (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:09:34
  - then they'd have to say it to everyone who registers a birth (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 12:03:10
    - Yes, cause saying congratulations a few times a day would be a real difficulty. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:39:40
  - Probably not allowed to anymore (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 11:55:58
    - You can't even be casually racist anymore (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 11:57:47
      - oh i can (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 12:03:27
      - can you be formally racist though? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:02:39
        
        I still think people might tut (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:07:10
        
        That's what Nick Griffin does... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 6, 12:05:21
Damn, just realised I won't be at work now to watch the men on bikes go past! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 09:55:30
- Congratulations! ideal gift..there's another 350 season tickets up for grabs! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 6, 10:21:53
  - Including the Leeds Utd match!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 10:57:53
    - not really (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 12:01:41
      - Thanks for your contribution (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 12:10:41
- Don't bother with paternity leave, just take holiday (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:13:48
  - Oh I am, jsut calling in paternity really. Getting the 3 days enhanced (full pay) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:43:10
  - you're better off to take it. well where I work anyhooo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 10:19:35
  - depends on where you work (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:18:24
    - Oh (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:20:11
      - dunno, i know the make up SMP for upto a year (though the extra has to be paid back if the (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:22:43
      - do you know when they are changing it? I heard that but couldnt find out when. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 10:22:25
- congratulations meggers, by the way (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 10:08:04
  - thanks mate (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:43:40
- congrats again fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:02:59
- congrats meggers. bet you had an unexpected memorable weekend! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 10:01:17
- congrats mate - boy or girl, name? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 09:57:55
  - oh just seen vv it's a girl - ahhhh bless (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 10:00:14
So, Meggers did you have a...... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 09:20:28
- Not sure yet, she's a bit dark but its looking like it! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 09:54:38
  - Congratulations Meggsie - it's a wonderful...thing (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 6, 12:34:22
  - Congratulations Meggsie - it's a wonderful...thing (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 6, 12:30:45
- There's nothing wrong with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 6, 09:26:07
  - I know - he woulf haveof been dissapointed if it wasn't! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 09:31:00
    - d (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 09:31:25
Well I've finished reading the morale fabric of the Rooney saga (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:33:17
- Top comment from one NOTW reader (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 18:40:26
  - my response to somones FB status about it 5 hours ago: (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 5, 21:20:14
  - Ha ha, that's rather funny! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 19:05:40
- what's morale fabric? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 16:20:20
  - its a new and improved phrase.......cue the drunk accusations (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 5, 18:31:17
  - Surely it is immaterial (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 18:06:33
  - a typo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 16:32:53
Morning all. Mrs Megson Had our baby at 1:30 this morning, nearly 5 weeks early! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 13:30:12
- many congrats to you all (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 5, 18:46:46
- congrats mate (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 17:16:04
- Congrats Daddy Meggers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 17:06:13
- Thanks guys! Yes, sorry its a girl, no name yet. Although Megan is a good shout...! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:19:14
- Congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 14:11:52
- Congratulations Daddy! (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 5, 14:06:25
- nice one (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:51:00
- Congratulations and good luck people... (General Chat) - APB, Sep 5, 13:49:12
  - Congratulations, my wife has 10 weeks to go !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 18:09:33
  - A Personal Blessing (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:51:27
    - Its a good one too! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:18:13
- will be off back up there again soon....fnaaarrr (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 13:48:41
- Good of her to do on the worst weekend for sport this year (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:45:06
  - murray in action tho (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:50:12
- sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:38:47
  - They probably did, yes. Unless Megs is Joseph, or Mary. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:39:19
    - Oh YOU!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:40:09
    - No I think Bucks was trying to take advantage of a tired Daddy Megson (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 13:40:08
      - We also need to know the early signs of hair colour. BOY? GIRL? GINGE? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:41:27
- Good stuff Daddy Megson, many happy and sleepless days ahead (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 13:37:24
- Get that ST request in sharpish. Well done! (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:37:06
- Many, many congrats and that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 13:35:57
  - That's a link to a Cliff Richards song (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:41:14
    - Cliff's the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 13:41:38
- Congratulations megs, boy or girl? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:33:27
- Congratulations the family megson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 5, 13:33:13
- Congratulations (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:32:34
- Congrats sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 13:31:21
Brillers! Go Chimps! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 16:03:08
- Will do, ta (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Sep 3, 16:34:10
Kin hell, two menchuns an I haven't been on all day. Does that make me the daddy? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 3, 15:52:10
- we'll have no snooker balls in socks being waved ropund here thank you very much (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 15:57:30
  - And me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 16:03:43
- It makes you a Wrothism in your own lifetime! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 15:53:19
  - BTW, my noo lopper f***ing broke!!! I fixed it though and it's good as noo. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 3, 15:54:29
    - No? did it? how? My saw-ey bit came off, that's not brilliantly secure (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 16:04:43
      - Lost the bolt and wing nut that hold the head to the pole. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 3, 16:13:41
        
        That seems to be a fairly common issue then as so have I! Considering the saw is meant for (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 16:15:06
Dilemma (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 3, 14:59:00
- No, I don't get it either. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 15:50:58
- no, i dont know her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 15:28:19
- Not bad cars (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:13:04
  - Used to have one myself, I did. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 15:22:08
    - I knew you'd know where I nicked that from (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:43:41
      - I'm a good mate of Ted's :) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 15:54:19
    - am I the only one not getting this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:31:41
      - No, I doubt CB gets it either. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 15:36:30
        
        Too f***ing right I don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 3, 15:50:44
        
        what kind of car is it then, meggers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:40:08
        
        My messages keep going in the wrong place. I dun't get it either. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 15:52:30
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 3, 15:36:28
- Murray (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 3, 15:00:35
- Am I the only wrother who doesn't have Sky? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 14:59:53
  - It's on ITV, I think (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 15:09:50
    - Oh, it is too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:28:07
  - No, I don't either. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:02:50
    - I do but only until my eldest moves out at the end of the month.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:05:28
  - I use the site called linkage. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 15:01:05
8 minutes - i got the lot..... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 14:36:49
- Finished! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:00:35
- Bollocks. 39. Although I did get interuppted by staff with a minute 30 left. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 14:59:12
Help required please... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 14:03:15
- I imagine I shall be having a row with Virgin tonight too. Sigh. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 15:30:39
- richard.branson@virgin.com (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 14:30:26
- Kill them (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 3, 14:16:46
- call em up, say you wish to cancel and move to sky for all services. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 14:13:48
  - That's my back up plan (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 14:22:54
- Do you have your phone through them as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:13:34
  - Yeah. So when call the bastards it's from the mob... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 14:21:29
    - Which number do you need to call? (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 3, 14:40:22
    - Try 0845 454 1111 and ask for retentions/cancellations and see what happens. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:23:55
- Hare goo (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 14:08:33
- were all too busy google imaging donkeys and hippos sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 14:06:11
clump. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 13:46:18
- link? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 13:46:39
  - ....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 13:47:59
FAO cyclist fans. The office over the road has got "Go Wiggo GO" up in their window (Other Sports) - megson, Sep 3, 13:36:25
- I can't wait, I'm gorn up on Mousehold. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:41:09
  - I had no idea it was going through Nodge (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 14:09:57
    - they had an Archant woman cycling it in advance (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 14:14:57
      - ha ha. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 14:26:57
        
        Time at Lynn will be sign-in time. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 14:42:44
  - I might look out of the window in front of my, If i'm not busy filing or summat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Sep 3, 13:44:48
    - *me OR *face (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Sep 3, 13:47:06
  - i'm gorn Wells (or some other seaside place) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 13:43:01
    - I might do Mousehold then goo to Yarmuff. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:47:24
      - Nah, wunt have enough time. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:56:36
        
        Easily. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 14:26:22
        
        I reckon with rud closures, be lucky to get from Mousehold to Yarmouth & park in time for (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:29:10
        
        There won't be stragglers. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 14:36:05
        
        To clarify (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 14:41:38
        
        You know what I mean, time they open up the ruds and everyone has packed up, never get to (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:50:25
        
        I reclon you can. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 15:22:52
Japhs Quay .... some special forces donkeys disguised as zebras... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:34:50
- anti tank donkey: 9(sts) - 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:36:34
  - SAM donkey: 9(sts) - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:37:42
    - Oh yeah? Well find me a picture of a donkey killing a Nile Crocodile... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:40:14
      - ill see your hippo killing a nile crocodile and raise you a donkey in the channel tunnel (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:42:26
        
        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:43:57
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:44:28
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:44:47
        
        its probably an undercover special forces donkey fitting up the hippos (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:48:44
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:45:06
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:45:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 13:46:08
        
        you two need professional help (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 13:48:13
        
        there is a professional donkey homicide agency? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:50:19
        
        If there isn't there should be. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 3, 13:51:42