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CLUB SMS: Rossi Jarvis and Matthew Halliday to join Torquay on a month long loan. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 16:08:36
- one relegation battle to another and back again (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 24, 16:29:48
  - confident we'll escape, brandy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 16:30:43
    - I'm very worried...` (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 24, 16:55:00
- 2 signings in must be imminent then. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:17:00
  - 4 if you count Flem and Hendo (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 16:19:42
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 16:19:30
- Good Stuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 16:10:12
  - yeah, may as well let them go (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 16:16:05
    - It's what they need & will do them good. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:17:20
      - yep, agree. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 16:31:14
        
        lol, our squad is very small, that bloke who got chucked off Colney training pitch has (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:36:41
if the police somehow found out about every crime you have ever committed (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 24, 15:54:25
- 100 years (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 24, 17:08:49
  - Porcine buggery carries a pretty tough tariff, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 17:13:37
    - roffles (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 17:35:47
- Life (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 24, 16:54:45
- No more than about 150 quids worth of fines I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 16:13:54
- wouldn't like to put a number on here... (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 24, 16:07:09
- somewhere between 9 and life (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 24, 15:59:58
  - and if you got life you'd probably be out in seven... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 16:14:52
- If the police were accountable for every mistake they made, (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:59:39
- with the overcrowding in the prisons at the moment i wouldn't (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 15:59:00
worth a look pink'un site heading friend of a friend (sorry dont know how to do links) (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 15:15:27
- sorry that is on message board on pink'un (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 15:16:17
  - ♂♀♪♫↓ (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:24:44
    - Is it girls and boys by blur? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 15:30:16
    - thanks Arizona I couldn't do that (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 15:30:03
      - I am remarkably talented. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:32:57
        
        Hmmmm....... (NCFC) - Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 24, 15:52:09
        
        ☺ (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 15:39:03
Kin hell, it's a Daily Mail reader fest (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 24, 14:57:01
- Ha ha ha. lol. Check out RIchard fucking Dawkins here. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:04:13
- This dude has got it right (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 24, 15:03:40
- "Let the victim decide the punnishment." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:02:11
  - You can just imagine it can't you. (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 24, 15:08:47
- Have you been arse-licking on TWTD today? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 15:00:37
  - says begging for attention here (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:04:42
Shameless is great-end of story. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:50:17
- I've not really enjoyed it since the second series... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Jan 24, 15:35:54
- Agreed 100%!!! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 24, 14:58:28
  - Great show but I prefer The Sopranos... (General Chat) - Malkys Head, Jan 24, 15:34:15
  - lol, I am glas Sheila won the battle, I liked the hand bit as well as the E. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:59:33
    - thanks for the spoiler!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 24, 15:02:24
      - do you need some go faster stripes too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:09:31
- Missed it last night, and forgot to set the DVD to record it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:53:43
  - Yes E4 will repeat it, it was so funny last night. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:54:26
    - on channel4.com u can download it (n/m) (General Chat) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 15:05:10
      - tisn't free is it? It's on thier 4oD thingy, but not as a free show. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:35:34
      - Oh really? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:06:03
    - Can't find it on E4 on radiotimes.com, but it is on S4C on Thurs ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:00:11
      - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 15:06:41
More budgie history... (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:43:19
- Hello (n/m) (NCFC) - ReturnOfThePoo, Jan 24, 17:34:15
- Something a little more recent about Sheepy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:52:44
- That doesn't say anything about budgies, though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:46:33
  - Tell me more about Kylie (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:47:30
    - Please don't address me directly. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:55:16
- Tell us about when u lot won the FA Cup please havent heard that this week (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 14:45:08
  - ROFL (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:46:38
    - ..... (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:47:32
      - Here's a REAL loser... (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:48:58
- loser (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:43:46
Who do you think Hucks was talking about players not wanting to be here? (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jan 24, 14:29:56
- Tim Sherwood (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:35:37
- McVeigh? Etuhu? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:32:12
  - Them and Bobinson, I reckon. And maybe Hoooooze as well (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:35:45
    - Did he twat a fan ? I thought he just threatened to twat him if he saw him around (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 15:29:53
  - I thought Etuhu really liked it here he said in an interview!! (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jan 24, 14:33:13
    - Was that before or after he said "The lads are well up for Saturday, someone's gonna (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:37:03
      - which time ? (n/m) (NCFC) - matgore, Jan 24, 14:40:47
        
        about half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:41:13
        
        where? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 14:41:55
        
        Guernsey (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:45:31
        
        Is it true everyone in Guernsey goes round like this? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:47:12
        
        I believe it is, this one is from Jersey (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:49:08
        
        rotb's girlfriend I believe (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:51:48
        
        Silly (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:42:34
        
        only a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 14:45:17
      - lmfao (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:37:59
    - Well I don't know do I? I'm merely speculating on fuck-all actual real knowledge. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:34:23
    - Windsurfing with Peter? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:33:50
- Most of them I imagine (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:30:28
  - Lol. You are quite funny for a Scum Cunt. Anyway. Scum filter back on. Fuck off and die. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 24, 14:35:00
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:35:26
  - loser (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 14:30:39
Saw Kylie Minouge last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:11:54
- More to the point, did you get any good photos of the basque-type-tits-out top? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:29:28
  - No, didn't take a camera. Besides, the stewards at the MEN are proper camera nazis. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:32:51
- tis good, isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - Swarn, Jan 24, 14:25:43
  - Very. I don't like much of her music at all, the odd song here and there ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:31:23
    - I met Ginger Spice last year (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:41:55
  - Who did you go with? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:26:23
- Are you gay? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:13:01
  - Maybe he's Bi-curious and scared (n/m) (General Chat) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 14:31:24
  - Dude, you're so gay. No dude, I think you'll find it's you who's gay. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:26:38
    - I've watched that so many times (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:27:46
  - Inbred homophobic wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 14:22:03
    - I only aksed if he was gay. (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:24:26
      - Ahem! (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:27:31
        
        loser (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:29:26
      - why do u ask all posters if they are gay (n/m) (General Chat) - harleston1933, Jan 24, 14:27:15
  - I am yes, what's your point? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:17:04
    - Each to their own and all that (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:18:31
      - Your kids must be so proud of you - "What did you do today Dad?" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 24, 14:20:23
        
        What's your point (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Apr 20, 14:53:29
        
        Funny you say that (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:23:12
        
        How can he tell when its in black and white? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 24, 14:24:56
        
        "Proud of you Dad, my future's bright" as said by Simon Jordan's kids... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 24, 14:22:58
        
        Palace: The future's shite; the chairman's orange. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:24:30
      - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:19:02
        
        Pants, I think we've already established (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 24, 14:20:30
        
        loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:21:12
  - ww2 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:15:27
- boing! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:12:37
- *gue (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:12:23
pants - get bidding on this one ASAP! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 13:38:43
- Sniiiiiipe 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 13:57:47
  - He doesn't snipe, he only reacts. He's very clear on that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:00:53
Score prediction (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:32:52
- P-P (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 12:38:37
  - Is that tonge on tonge action ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:39:40
Board Poll: Will our ball be in the spinny thing come Monday lunchtime's FA Cup Draw? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:04:14
- yep (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 13:24:34
- yes, of course. Blackpool are shite (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 23, 12:38:02
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 23, 12:31:25
- Nope (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 12:30:27
  - Like the protagonists in those weird black-and-white foreign films you pretend to like? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 12:31:34
    - I restrained myself from typing that (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 12:32:39
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:06:23
- Yep. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 12:05:14
and your biggest defeat (Masochismoustastic) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:03:33
- 0-1 at home to Chelsea 1971/72 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 23, 12:23:10
- 0-4 (Charlton), 0-4 (Fulham) (n/m) (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 12:22:03
- 6-0 Fulham (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 12:12:35
- Sheff Weds 4-1 defeat fa cup (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:07:35
  - He's on the New Years honours list apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:08:22
    - Along with the 'Dutch Ryan Giggs' (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 12:09:10
      - Fame is soooo cheap (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:10:07
- 0-6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 12:05:35
- 6-0 at Fulham. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 12:04:12
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 23, 19:38:31
  - ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 23, 12:45:12
  - Yup. Was proud of the fans but embarrassed by the team. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 12:29:16
  - ditto. shite day (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 23, 12:20:12
    - Agreed, the nadir of my football experience (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:23:04
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:18:14
  - Ditto (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:06:34
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 12:05:42
  - Surprised you remembered it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:05:37
  - Ditto. Blubbed in the South African pub BBQ garden place. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:04:58
What was the biggest ever Norwich win you saw? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:52:41
- 5-0 vs Huddersfield, Swindon and Walsall (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 23, 19:38:11
- 8 (or something) -0 away at Somersham (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 13:23:14
- 5-0 vs 4 Different teams... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 23, 12:46:39
- I saw the Millwall game too, as well as.... (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Jan 23, 12:18:00
- 4-0 vs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:06:28
  - 4-0 vs Leeds in 86. Fuggen wars did they not like that (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:06:54
    - showering us in bags of piss as I recall dirty northern bastards (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:17:30
      - I was in the river end , too young for the barclay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:22:08
        
        me too. took my french exchange partner there that day to (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:25:26
        
        sharpened coins as well...happy days!! (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:24:19
        
        sing up The River End (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:25:03
    - like to have been at the bugger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:09:26
    - Remember. All they kept chanting was that they were "Champions of Europe". How we laughed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:08:48
- 5-0 wins against Walsall and Sheff Weds (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:57:54
- Derby 4-0 away (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 11:56:22
  - You've actually been to a Norwich game?! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:57:30
    - how witty (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:00:49
      - What a f**king loner (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 12:11:48
      - Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:04:41
        
        you also ran to the Burnley ground to check and ran back for the train saturday? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:09:06
        
        Does this mean you went to Burnley? And it was postponed! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 12:11:34
        
        :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:13:13
        
        In fairness (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:13:52
        
        I quite enjoyed it, at least we didn't lose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:17:13
        
        Did you see me on the train back? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:17:37
        
        nah (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:21:36
        
        Because you were there? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:09:52
- That's a difficult one! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 11:55:55
- Is the 9-0 ManUtd v Scum still the biggest Prem defeat. (Snigger). (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:55:03
- 8 - 0 v Sutton (n/m) (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 23, 11:54:46
  - Same here (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Jan 23, 12:02:51
- 5-0. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:54:35
  - Ooopsy. Barnsley this year was 5-1. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:57:13
  - Funny I was at the Barnsley game too just completely forgot bout it (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:55:42
    - You don't have to say that twice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:57:09
      - excwuze me? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:58:37
        
        Shit season and all. You have just reminded me (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:01:03
        
        sorry misread that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:59:42
        
        Splendid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:03:22
- Yep. I saw the 6-1 Millwall and obviously 5-1 Barnsley this year. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:53:54
- 5-0 v Huddersfield in 1998. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:53:51
- 5-0 at home to Walsall I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 11:53:04
Uses for Louis Jean (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 11:28:55
- Assistant kit manager (2nd or 3rd I don't know) (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:21:02
  - Sorry, we've already had that one for Uncle Pete (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:27:16
- Beachcomber with Thorne to pick up some soft furnishings for the Hotel (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:53:06
  - Paris Hilton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:57:03
    - I believe her furnishings are very soft indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:58:39
      - Does she have an indoor swimming pool? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:00:53
        
        I don't know. I will research. Rest assured I will make a good fist of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:05:57
        
        Room service? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:07:56
        
        Indeed. A whole plethura of oral and penatrative delights available - for 8k per week. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:10:16
- Using flames from an ignited roll of NCFC fans' ?50 notes (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:51:47
- Burning NCFC Cash. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:50:41
- Right Back (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:35:01
  - Jimmy Tarbuck says "right back in the treatment room" (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:42:24
- Longest running disease-related gag in the City dressing Room (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:32:46
  - You see this? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:35:14
    - Oh, that probably isn't work safe, btw. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:36:19
      - What, on the grounds of being totally incomprehensible? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:47:14
        
        Um, no, it's an offensive joke about the Paris Hilton sex video. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:52:31
        
        I thought it was a silent movie (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 12:26:10
- Convenient excuse for pants to use when people mention how shit Peter Thorne is (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:31:54
  - haha, (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 11:38:28
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:45:37
- Wotb regular (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:31:23
- Keeping Peter Thorne company in the hospital, pointing at him and screaming (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:30:28
  - Being French, he'd say it in a really cool way as well (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:31:56
- As a role model for dental hygiene, avoiding as he does those nasty little problems... (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:30:13
- B side of an eighties Michael Jackson single. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:30:00
- As a basis for a Ducktastic joke, with Huey Jean and Duey Jean (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:29:39
4 nights out in a week (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:13:35
- Sounds like a good reason to moan about (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 12:24:05
- you are tooooo cool (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 23, 11:40:04
- Switches tonight for me (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 11:31:14
  - Sounds good (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:34:03
- half an hour scuffling around the discounted items in Asda does not count as a night out (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:29:19
- Isn't that 3 nights less than normal students? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 11:21:53
- wow you are kerrrrrrrraaazy (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 11:16:37
- Wow. You par-tay ANIMAL. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:14:31
has anybody seen the last king of scotland? (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 23, 11:11:21
- No - he was rubbish. Glad he's dead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:21:15
- Yes, it's great. Go and watch it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:15:16
  - But it's not in grainy black and white, 5 hours long and in a foreign language (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:24:31
    - Oh FFS, fine. Here's my film recommendation of the day. Just for you. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:26:27
      - Abel Gance disappointingly panders to the masses in this vulgar summer blockbuster (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:42:06
        
        ROFL (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:43:55
- Creosote has. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:14:42
  - It's absolutely brilliant (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 23, 11:22:15
    - Just for you nick (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:50:50
    - Sneer-o-rama (n/m) (General Chat) - The King of Sneeria, Jan 23, 11:44:12
    - Sneersck!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Antoine_Sneerierski, Jan 23, 11:34:09
    - yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 23, 11:29:10
- I've heard the film Bobby coming out soon might be worth seeing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:12:21
The next BBC Sports Personality of the Year should be a hoot. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:04:12
- Good job judging for the year doesnt finish 3 weeks into it then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 23, 11:10:19
  - chock full of promising candidates. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:26:06
- Jade Goody (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:09:53
  - Not sure the BBC have got the rights to World Darkie Baiting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:12:03
    - They should have. (General Chat) - Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 23, 11:35:34
    - the police would be in with more of a shout with that one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:14:20
- Shouldn't take much, list the sports the bbc are allowed to show, and pick a winner (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:08:47
  - God, it'll be that Scots lesbian curler again then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:10:09
    - How do you curl a lesbian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:20:44
      - Show her your (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 11:25:13
- Some pikey kid who wins world superbikes after learning to ride on a bike his dad got off (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:08:44
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 23, 11:10:51
- We do have 11 months to go however... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 23, 11:06:07
- Peter Thorne must be a shoe-in, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 11:05:38
- fiver says andy murray (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 23, 11:05:38
Well, that's me fucked then (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 10:57:29
- Yes, I'm absolutely in trouble too (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:25:33
- Looks like a load of crap to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 11:20:14
  - Hehe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 23, 11:21:55
- Hmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:10:22
- What a load of scaremongering horseshit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:06:13
- pants will be fine (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 11:04:45
  - You have proof that he is? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:10:00
    - doesn't mean i'm not right though (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 11:27:49
      - I don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 11:40:59
        
        9 of course (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 11:48:51
- I do not agree that cynical mistrust is necessarily linked to an unhealthy lifestyle (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 11:03:08
Has NCFC gone shark diving yet? (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 23, 09:43:05
- I've just seen that too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 23, 09:52:28
  - Yes but (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 23, 10:47:38
  - hmmmm, not convinced (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 09:55:50
    - It wouldnt have helped if he was thrashing around like a twat, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 23, 09:59:21
      - Can you not simply put some shark repellant on? Failing that, Marmite? (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 10:06:02
        
        Any money you like that 1% of sharks fucking love marmite though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 10:08:36
        
        Bet they don't like brussel sprouts.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 10:12:32
        
        Pissing in wet suit. (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 23, 10:16:26
        
        Ah but they'd eat them on 25/12 out of a sense of duty. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 10:15:14
        
        Muslim Sharks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 10:19:06
        
        Muslim sharks would be forbidden the meat of Long Pigs (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 10:45:24
        
        You've got him there Tombie.. one problem though.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 10:26:48
        
        What about them Hammerhead Agnostic fuckers? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 10:34:36
        
        Must be safe to swim in Ramadan, though (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 10:30:01
      - Fukkern kind of tests your resolve with one clamped around yer noggin though (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 10:02:08
        
        true, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 23, 10:05:06
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 10:16:57
        
        You just have to punch it on the nose.. simple.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 10:04:24
Are you an amber gambler? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 23, 09:34:09
- Dark orange sometimes, if I'm in a hurry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 09:41:54
  - I prefer keema nan to passendar... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:47:00
- Yes.. without doubt.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:37:38
- No (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 23, 09:37:20
People that know stuff about pooters.. please help... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 08:52:25
- Start using Mozilla Thunderbird for email. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 09:46:37
- I like spam (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 09:33:13
  - Fritter... or with chips?.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:34:38
    - with chips of course! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 09:36:55
  - you have pants? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 09:34:22
- Do you unplug it overnight? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 09:25:00
  - That's totally fucking irresponsible. How is the mouse meant to breathe? (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 23, 09:30:28
    - don't be such a complete arsecrack (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 09:33:18
    - √ (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 09:31:26
  - Aaah.. now I know where I've been going wrong... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:30:18
  - linky... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 09:29:40
- I'm running IE7, Outlook and Norton Anti-everything (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 23, 09:20:10
- I get them too I think (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 09:12:44
  - Some of them do... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:15:07
- gmail (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jan 23, 09:12:29
  - My spam filter is great... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:17:46
- Hi Squiz, same problem here, I guess your'e using IE like me, (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Jan 23, 09:08:16
  - Yes.. outlook express is what I use... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:13:35
    - there are new ones about which... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 09:22:19
    - Change to Outlook (Express is bollox) (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 23, 09:20:57
      - I have got outlook.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 09:33:07
        
        Doubt it. Depends which version of outlook it is. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 09:50:18
        
        Just looked... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 10:01:21
        
        Move to mozilla thunderbird then, I reckon is the best advice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 10:07:32
        
        Ooh.. thank you... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 23, 10:14:42
  - *meant outlook express* (n/m) (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Jan 23, 09:12:12
- They like Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Kylie, and taking it up the arse. All of 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 08:59:16
Who played this at school? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 16:46:15
- School! We didn't even have a school... I used to get taught in t'middle of the road! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 22, 17:15:29
  - ▓ (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 17:18:03
    - Is that a tab of acid? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 22, 17:19:41
      - ?◙♂◄↕???? (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 17:25:24
        
        ?? = Cheggars (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 22, 17:27:07
  - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 17:17:15
  - Public school then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 22, 17:16:55
- No, we didn't have the internet at school. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 17:11:56
  - wah wah wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 17:14:25
  - No wonder this country has gone to the dogs if they let kids dick around on the web allday (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 17:14:12
- Oh yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 16:58:31
- aye (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:51:11
- yep! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 22, 16:47:51
FAO: People with brand spanking new fridges considering getting a fridge thermometer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 16:24:04
- Or buy a proper one with an inbuilt thermometer. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 17:22:21
- You're just smarting becuase I debunked your brass monkeys FACT. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:26:09
  - I am not and you dint. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 16:28:52
FAO: People that complain about radio shows. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:58:10
- But... (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 16:03:06
  - I'd use headphones and an mp3 player. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:04:20
    - But... (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 16:06:27
      - Blimey. Really? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:11:04
        
        I just hyperthetically suggested that last scenario (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 16:15:20
        
        I'd imagine the sonar bloke on a submarine can't have an mp3 on the go (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 16:30:23
      - Get in touch with the local radical cheese-had movement (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 22, 16:10:54
      - complain (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:10:54
    - Be sure to sing along to your music too, bound to be better than the shite in the office (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 16:06:11
- hahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 15:59:51
  - Well, honestly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:01:25
    - or moaning about a free transfer who unfortunatley got injured (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:03:20
      - But we don't moan about Louis Jean (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 16:19:23
        
        not skiving (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:22:55
        
        And a stiff neck (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 16:26:27
        
        neck thing could have been related though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:29:49
What is the latest on the new fridge ? (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 22, 15:47:33
- It goes from 1 to 5. 6 is only for the Spinal Tap range, for if you're already at 5 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:55:13
  - was looking for the "tap" follow up. Lick my love pump. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 22, 17:34:24
  - Fridge thermometer? (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 16:13:04
    - Sort of. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:15:58
      - Mine would be better though (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 16:28:28
        
        Doubtless. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 17:04:31
      - * white plastic, about four inches * (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:17:04
        
        Trying to get duckandchips' attention? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 16:18:25
        
        not with four inches he won't (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 16:19:59
        
        TOO RIGHT!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 22, 16:41:28
        
        WIDE (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 16:25:50
        
        I was channelling D&C when I typed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 16:19:28
        
        WISH (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 22, 16:41:39
        
        Hardly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 17:04:47
  - Doesn't it go up to 11 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 16:00:49
    - Sounds more like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 22, 16:41:50
    - Or hum in D minor - the saddest of all keys (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 16:02:29
Bill and Ben are sharing a bath. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:31:01
- ☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:37:44
- bill and Ben are sharing a bed (General Chat) - tofik bakhramov, Jan 22, 15:35:22
  - Bill and Ben are sitting on the sofa (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 15:36:46
    - Thats the funniest thing ive heard all day! (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 15:49:24
      - Same here... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 15:51:49
      - has he still got his "posse" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:50:39
        
        Surely "tosse"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 15:56:14
        
        yeah, who is the old women? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 22, 15:51:54
Hats off, AB. Bottletastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 15:15:17
- I was only saying that stuff to get a rise out of SCC. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:16:51
  - went down to see my disconso;ate scotch cum at the end (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:20:42
    - *chum* (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:22:22
Cold enough to freeze balls off a brass monkey here (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 14:51:00
- For which we owe the Royal Navy a debt of gratitude (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:57:48
  - WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP - BOLLOCKS FACT ALARM - WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:01:44
    - Awwww (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:18:36
      - Careful - some off us are still serving in the Royal Navy.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Senior Service, Jan 22, 15:26:24
        
        Steward? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:29:03
        
        Are you calling for comrade Prescott ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jan 22, 19:49:32
        
        No! I couldnt do that for a living... (n/m) (General Chat) - Senior Service, Jan 22, 15:29:59
        
        Be a pain in the arse I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:31:17
        
        Apparently so. I will say though that we have a partition (General Chat) - Senior Service, Jan 22, 15:37:22
        
        A buggary board - Gen Dit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Senior Service, Jan 22, 15:39:49
        
        ...a goat locker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 15:38:46
      - Did they introduce rum to the West Indies? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:21:25
        
        Racialistist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 15:25:54
        
        outrageous! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 15:25:33
      - Giving employment to younger members of the Royal family (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 15:20:28
        
        Were the prison ships that colonised Australia Navy ships? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 15:23:25
- And here. That's what working in a C19th army barracks gets you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:56:32
- Monkeyist (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:54:36
- Surely he could just weld them back on, though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:52:05
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:53:01
- put some more clothes on then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:51:41
  - Okay now I'm in the office... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 14:54:50
    - Do you walk back naked then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 15:07:54
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 15:11:23
so if murray were to win we would take it as a british victory? ..... (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 22, 14:40:41
- err............ its a quarter final (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:41:51
  - Not even a Qtr final. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:43:39
    - g sus! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:44:43
  - well its just whats on atm (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 22, 14:43:06
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done about one hour and three minutes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 22, 14:34:29
- I'd train two mice to hide near her mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 14:49:16
  - Let's hope she hasn't shaved (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 22, 14:50:47
    - I've warned you before (General Chat) - Farmers Wife, Jan 22, 14:57:07
- I'd cum in the fish tank (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:39:08
  - eurgh, poor fish (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 22, 14:41:15
- Sherbert dip dap (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:39:01
  - I am tempted to go the shop and buy one (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:39:13
- Goa way? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 14:37:38
  - not 'til Thursday (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 22, 14:38:52
- sherbert dib dab right up her summer dress (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 14:36:57
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 22, 14:37:44
- One or the other (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:36:02
- Cake. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:35:11
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 22, 14:35:35
- Sherbert dib dab every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:35:05
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 22, 14:35:50
To 'stralians, are Scots Poms? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:17:43
- Nope, Scots aren't Poms (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:22:38
  - Isn't it ironic that present day English people don't (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 14:25:34
    - I hate the Welsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 14:28:44
    - What? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:27:44
      - and the Scotch and the Welsherers and the Micks (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:30:13
        
        Don't we hate the Russians as well? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 22, 14:32:01
        
        Oh yes, increasingly so as well (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:36:21
        
        The English DON'T hate the Welsh/Scots/Irish (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:35:27
        
        I've met plenty of English people who hate the Scots ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 22, 14:39:01
        
        I only hate the scotch because I'm a racist bigot (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:40:56
        
        Indeedy, an example.... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:38:26
    - After reading most of the murray stuff on here, I went to see how badly he's losing (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:27:25
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:16:00
- Moth's aren't attracted to light, FACT. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:20:26
  - You get that QI book for Xmas then? (General Chat) - Fleggster, Jan 22, 14:24:36
    - Nope, I got it from Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:26:31
  - FACT confirmation factor 10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:23:05
  - AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAV (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:21:48
    - Ooopsy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:22:44
- What do you call a black man driving a fire engine? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 22, 14:18:09
  - Sexist, should be firefighter. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:26:33
  - Shilpa Poppadom? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:26:16
    - You called? (n/m) (General Chat) - Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 22, 14:58:43
  - Fireman Sambo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:23:53
    - rofflecopters (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:26:36
  - What do you call two Spanish firemen? (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:21:44
    - What do you call a Spanish man standing on a street corner looking confused? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 22, 14:23:48
      - www.sickipedia.org (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:26:20
    - Nurse (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:22:45
    - RACIST! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:22:29
      - As racist as the Spaniard who told me that joke ☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:23:13
        
        :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:23:42
  - How can you tell the council designed the female body? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:19:48
    - Thing is..... (General Chat) - snowman, Jan 22, 14:36:48
      - :D (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:38:24
Double fault a set-point down. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:11:26
- Is it true that the chances for both players to win (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 14:21:06
- 2-2 in sets hey (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 14:14:07
- Quote of the day from the online commentary so far has been (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:14:03
  - "Murray's fiddling with his teeth now. If it's not his side it's his teeth, he really is a (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:21:33
    - Fiddling with Murray's teeth would be a full time job (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:24:09
      - Surely a violin would be a better thing to use? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:24:50
If you were challenged to see how many Cream Eggs you could eat (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:05:19
- Mini Creme Eggs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 14:29:22
- 0. Rank. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 14:12:55
  - Bristol, innit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 22, 14:16:26
- 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 22, 14:10:59
- I will see your 20 (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 14:07:29
  - High stakes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:08:33
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 14:07:06
- more success with wotsits (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 22, 14:06:12
  - A man goes to see his doctor (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:12:33
- Is this before or after I've attempted to hatch it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 14:05:48
Football outside Heysel new years eve!!!.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jan 22, 12:47:49
- You've scored against manchester utd? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 22, 12:52:01
- WTF (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:49:18
- link... (NCFC) - walksie, Jan 22, 12:48:12
Ha ha ha. How predictable. Loses four games on the trot : (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:40:54
Scottish independence (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 12:33:19
- Don't forget they would have most of the oil (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 22, 12:40:24
  - How the fuck is it their oil? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:49:40
    - It's in what would become their territorial waters if they were an independent nation (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:55:34
      - though territorial waters only extended 12 miles? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:56:46
        
        but the North Sea got carved up into areas for oil exploration/production (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jan 22, 19:57:36
        
        Haregoo (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 13:00:51
        
        There is no need for me to open the link as I already knew I was talking shite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 13:02:24
    - ask the US, they nick it daily (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 12:54:42
    - PS no need to swear dear (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 22, 12:53:43
      - sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:58:04
    - Due to the law of the sea and boundaries or something (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 22, 12:53:08
      - It's got fuck all to do with them (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:55:27
        
        They also have proper mountains, many islands and shit loads of snow. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:58:05
        
        and tartan, shortbread and lulu and they invented lots of shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:59:23
        
        and Del Amitri (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:00:16
        
        Sheena Easton (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 13:03:58
        
        Lynne Faulds-Wood (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 13:06:40
        
        I heard that Haggis didn't properly originate from scotland (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 12:56:51
        
        Nor did Robert the Bruce. Born in Essex. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 12:58:23
        
        Robert the Bruce? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 13:00:38
        
        ended up in the cast of flying docters (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:01:20
        
        o (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:01:42
        
        same difference, they all drink to excess and talk shite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 12:57:47
        
        I thought that was our board? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 12:59:44
        
        It is!! The oil is ours then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 13:01:33
  - Then it wouldn't be long before the US invaded. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:42:20
    - Yes, due to lack of nukes (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 22, 12:46:13
- Hadrian's Wall runs entirely through England now (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:38:18
  - Problem with the Antonine (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 22, 12:41:13
    - Quite a lot of Hadrian's Wall was turf only as well (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:57:44
      - Well my boy..... (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 22, 14:06:00
        
        Trade barrier, easier to raise taxes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 22, 14:32:45
        
        HE was also (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 22, 15:31:22
  - OK... (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 12:38:51
- You know that walkers advert where they take the British Isles to jamaica? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 12:38:09
- Offa's Dyke (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:37:52
  - I'm sure I've seen her in a video somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 12:38:18
- Agreed (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 22, 12:36:20
- i'm not... i'm sure it will see the english taxes rise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 22, 12:34:25
  - England subsidises Scotland to the tune of ?30bn a year (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 12:43:52
  - Have you done a study on it, taking into account the Laffer Curve? (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 22, 12:42:28
How funny was it watching mafia crumble yesterday, especially after Rooneys "look at me" (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 11:55:45
- gutting, gotta laugh at Arsenal celebrating like they had won the league (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 22, 12:18:33
  - They'd just come back from a goal down to beat one of their biggest rivals in last min... (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 22, 12:19:35
    - and man utd don't exactly grace victory quietly (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:22:28
      - yeh but they're gonna win the league (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 22, 12:27:26
        
        yeah I know (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:31:55
        
        hmmm... (Other Football) - Alan, Jan 22, 12:30:38
      - zzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Jan 22, 12:27:06
- ive asked this before but why do people refer to them as 'mafia'? (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 22, 12:10:31
  - Because "cunts" is rude (n/m) (Other Football) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 12:18:06
    - hmm. i like man utd these days (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 22, 12:22:15
      - Giggs was lucky to be on the pitch yesterday (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:25:53
        
        more the linesman than the ref... (Other Football) - Alan, Jan 22, 12:33:02
      - Oh the players are OK, with the inevitable exception or two, as footballers go (Other Football) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 12:24:54
        
        yeah i get that (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 22, 12:40:56
  - I've only ever heard that from pants (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:11:24
    - Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:22:14
      - FACT. Not snipe, Mr. God-botherer. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:23:49
- Laughed like a drain when Henry's header went in. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 11:58:44
- Why do you hate Man Utd so much ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 11:57:49
  - Why do you snipe at pants so mcuh? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:17:03
    - lol too true (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 22, 12:19:20
    - I don't. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:18:59
      - Yep, s'troo. You only do it ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 12:20:58
        
        Yeah. Depending on what pants posts (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:22:47
        
        And even then only (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 22, 12:21:56
        
        CET (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:24:04
  - Loads of reasons, but here's one (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:03:32
    - I remember that. Was not far from it either. Were you a Norwich fan already then ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 12:07:19
      - I'd say that game was probably the start, because the ref didn't give us a sniff (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:10:47
    - ...and thats Manchester Uniteds fault because?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Jan 22, 12:04:57
      - Is there something wrong with you? (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:05:33
        
        Nice answer, I asked you a question (n/m) (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Jan 22, 12:37:18
        
        Like I said in the original thread, "loads of reasons, but here's one" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 22, 12:39:59
his variation is frightening (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 11:51:58
- His hair is frightening (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 11:53:37
  - He's ginger lightning (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 11:56:52
    - Let's do the time warp again (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 11:58:31
      - Yeah. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 11:59:50
5 Live commentator 'Murray has a bit of personality'... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 11:25:33
- A bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 11:29:25
- he meant "a bit off personality" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 22, 11:27:44
- yes u cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 11:27:34
  - .... (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 11:28:31
    - only with twats like brom (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 11:29:06
      - He's a miserable fucker with no personality... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 11:29:51
        
        fans love him (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 11:30:45
        
        That's because 90% of tennis fans are tw*ts (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 11:32:48
        
        How can you possibly say that? (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 11:45:22
        
        source? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 11:44:35
        
        Simple common sense. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 11:46:54
        
        Well if they are all weedy lanky aggrophobic little cunts like scc (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 11:53:49
        
        only those that listen to it on the radio... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 22, 11:56:24
        
        Wimbledon every year (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 11:45:32
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 11:49:47
Come on Andy! (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 10:55:35
- i wish him luck (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 22, 11:07:14
- 3-0 pr 3-1 Nadal (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:58:16
  - *or (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:58:20
    - Yeah, can't see Murray winning (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 10:59:36
      - It's like the school nerd trying to fight the Hardest Kid In The Year. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 11:50:10
- Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 22, 10:57:21
- Dullest voice in the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 10:56:33
  - Geekiest tennis player in the world (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 22, 10:58:00
Ben, anyway you can fix this link problem?please (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:13:47
- What problem? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 10:14:15
  - In firefox my links are all red (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:15:01
    - *** as in the have been read already (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:15:21
      - It will fix itself... (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 22, 10:18:20
      - There's no problem. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 22, 10:18:04
        
        Did you turn round at Todmorden? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 10:25:07
        
        No...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 22, 10:47:32
        
        We Foxtrot Oscar'd as soon as I got off the phone to you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 10:51:32
        
        Ah..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 22, 10:57:05
        
        No, I had the weakest lager they sold. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 11:42:57
        
        Done now thanks to Brom's advice, ta (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:20:46
      - Delete your history... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 22, 10:17:41
        
        Yeah got the one from nixon, forgot all about it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 22, 10:18:24
Who was this then?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 22, 09:36:51
- Matthew Spring (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 22, 09:42:30
- Peter Grant (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 09:38:52
Got all the way to the club house at Burnley Cricket Club. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 22, 09:24:13
Moss Chops (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:34:20
- This better surely? (went straight to the website; can't wait for the email) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:58:56
  - Ha ha, in that case you want *this* from today's b3ta ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:01:25
    - Oh fuck, that didn't work, did it? Try again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:01:52
      - "Service Temporarily Unavailable (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 17:13:15
        
        I haven't tried. Don't fancy jadegoodyfansite.com or whatever in our firewall logs agains (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:17:26
- you rang? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 16:45:25
- Where's my Holy Moly? I got a mini one yesterday; but nothing today (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:40:40
  - Ha ha. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:44:11
    - Yesterday's was just about some exclusive about three new people (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:51:42
My Aching Sides (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Jan 19, 16:14:47
- Fact (NCFC) - fond, Jan 19, 16:19:56
  - nah, if ya want a REAL fact............ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 19, 16:40:44
  - and he played 2 games that season (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Jan 19, 16:36:18
- Have you seen him play competitively? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:17:34
  - Shouldn't be too long for Doherty now, I hear hell is starting to get decidedly wintery (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jan 19, 16:26:56
  - Agree with that (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 19, 16:23:13
Anyone knowledgable of sports injuries? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:01:39
- sounds like a pulled muscle or sprain that hasn't healed get it checked (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 19, 16:08:06
  - yep, sounds like you've done something more than rest can heal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:09:42
- what you done? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:02:40
- apart from Peter Thorne (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:01:53
  - dont know how i did it, constant muscle ache in thigh (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:03:41
    - try (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:15:44
    - probably need to have it checked privately, local gp won't be interested (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:10:15
      - And just what foundation do you base that accusation on? (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 19, 16:19:04
        
        loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:23:53
        
        he knows everything about everything (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:21:21
        
        Well I?d imagine (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 19, 16:29:58
        
        well our (now EX) gp nearly killed my missus (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:50:21
        
        Our GP sent Mrs AB home with stomach pains, telling her she'd put her back out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:56:57
        
        its scary (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:58:53
        
        or I know that operations for injuries cost about a grand upwards (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:31:16
        
        ran out of things to say now I see (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:49:23
        
        and you (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:24:11
      - I know the NHS is fucked, but doctors have an obligation to be interested (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:16:03
        
        fair point, better way of putting what I said, although some doctors (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:28:38
        
        They don't have an obligation to pretend they don't think you're wasting thier time though (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:19:05
        
        Sorry, been in Denmark too long (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:28:19
        
        the reason I said be careful in this country, is he could (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:30:15
        
        They do that because they have to form a diagnosis based on what they see (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:34:38
        
        yeah tendons (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:43:39
    - go to a doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:07:15
      - cheers guys, also..... (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:21:54
        
        Lifestyle advice (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:36:52
        
        Steady! I was brought up there (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:42:01
        
        temporary relief is always ice and anti inflamoratrys (sp) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:34:36
        
        spelling wrong advice correct (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:53:07
        
        Dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:29:56
ha ha. Goreham on the waghorn site: (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 15:24:55
- I wish he would stop refering to Robert as "litle Ern" (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 19, 16:12:38
  - I was just thinking the same thing. "Little Ern is in the building later..." AAARRRGHHH! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 19, 16:18:00
- the same "footballing envelope" (NCFC) - Chops, Jan 19, 15:53:15
  - Ooooh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:55:22
    - Bugger you (NCFC) - Chops, Jan 19, 15:58:09
      - You've been watching too much Colin and Justin. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:01:13
        
        they are super (NCFC) - Chops, Jan 19, 16:02:45
        
        Which one is he? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:06:21
- Who is Waghorn (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 19, 15:34:00
  - Foghorn Leghorn's cousin. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 15:34:45
    - Foghorn Waghorn lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Chops, Jan 19, 15:50:08
  - some journo that is on good terms with the club (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 15:34:37
    - mine was better. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 15:35:04
      - I SAY BOOOOOYYY!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 15:35:34
HA HA HA HA! Nice Myspace Himsworth!!! (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 15:05:51
- If you think for a single second there's such a thing as a good Myspace ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:10:25
  - Only saddos stick themselves on Myspace (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 15:13:06
    - Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:14:31
pants is shy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:41:13
- It's probably because he's a nerd (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 15:00:21
  - not me not me (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 19, 15:08:35
  - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:01:15
- am i (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:41:55
  - are you NCFC sam? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 15:30:24
    - you've got me on yours (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:49:49
      - stupid i (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 15:55:16
        
        his mate is hard, innit (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:17:11
        
        And that's an awful version of This Charming Man (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:22:22
        
        looks like a bit of a flouncer to me (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 16:22:16
  - you are (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:45:53
    - cos I won't put a pic on myspace? :) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:47:00
      - Just do it, FFS. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 14:48:12
        
        never going to happen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:48:57
        
        he's trying to be mysterious! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:48:42
        
        I reckon everyone thinks he's uglier than he really is... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 19, 14:50:28
        
        Think Jeremy Spake: (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 15:03:12
        
        maybe that's why he doesnt come to matches (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:53:13
        
        Never seen him and am notoriously bad at assessing men's looks anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:51:21
        
        Must be. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:01:01
        
        It's not far off a "hair patch" these days (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:09:03
        
        Trying to be hard to get. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 14:49:50
        
        or avoiding the inevitable barrage of photoshops on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:51:43
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:51:06
        
        Have a heart! Maybe he's just ugly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:49:35
        
        and porky (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:50:58
        
        i've done one now to keep you happy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:54:57
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 19, 16:04:42
        
        oooohh Ive come over all peculiar!!! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:57:23
        
        is that your cat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:58:27
        
        No that's Marjorie (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 15:02:03
        
        have you come over her too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:02:31
        
        Two nuns on unicycles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:06:32
        
        englishman and a jewishman at the bus stop (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:10:13
        
        Not bad. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:08:51
        
        Yep, still going. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:13:53
        
        tomorrow by the sounds of it has late kick off written all over it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:33:57
        
        Shut your face. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:35:32
        
        you want it to kick off late? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:39:29
        
        No, I want it to kick-off on time so I can get the fuck out of Dodge asap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:50:02
        
        I see (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:52:22
        
        Ha. It's silver you big tool, not white. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:56:31
        
        It's all gone quiet, all gone quiet, it's all gone quiet over there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:07:34
        
        Fair enough. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:16:21
        
        Assuming it's free-for-all seating (as surely it must) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:18:43
        
        No I held it in. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 15:05:29