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Happy Birthday to me and I will listen the Derby County match LIVE commentary today (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 6, 15:14:47
- happy birthday mate (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 6, 16:15:40
- Happy Birthday bloke (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 6, 16:08:00
- Happy Birthday Dave! (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 6, 15:48:36
- Happy birthday (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 6, 15:36:54
- Happy Birthday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 6, 15:36:40
- Did you get that Soccer AM DVD? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 15:36:26
  - Oh yes, I just forget to reply!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 6, 15:38:16
    - Yes, he's a Chelsea "fan". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 15:39:54
      - in the same way he's a Ramones fan I suspect (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 15:44:56
        
        blitzkreig bop (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Mar 6, 16:27:16
        
        Yepdiddly. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 15:53:10
- Happy birthday big man (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 6, 15:32:26
- happy birthday david (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 15:26:59
  - Happy Birthday Dave... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Mar 6, 15:41:58
- happy birthday david (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 6, 15:25:48
- Happy Birthday David (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 15:21:55
- Happy Birthday, did you get a cake? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 15:15:27
  - HAHA, not yet... (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 6, 15:31:05
    - Let's hope it's a celebration all round then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 15:31:37
  - happy birthday from italy! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Mar 6, 15:22:54
Can anyone help? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:19:08
- I don't go to games. (General Chat) - pantsbot, Mar 6, 14:48:52
  - ... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 15:00:24
- Thanks for all your help. Appreciate it (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:31:44
- what subject are you studying ffs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 6, 14:26:04
  - Computer Science at degree level (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:27:03
    - Schoolboy taking the AI module (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:35:55
      - I can assure you that I am at uni and not a schoolboy (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:40:10
        
        Ah, you are at a tin pot ex-poly. Explains a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:42:20
        
        what does it explain? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:43:42
        
        Why you are asking a football message board to explain long words for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:46:16
        
        because ive never come across that word before (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:52:56
        
        No, but there is the WHOLE internet out there... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:54:43
        
        look, why does it bother you so much that i asked a question on here? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:57:49
        
        Nott Trent is an ex-poly... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 15:01:41
        
        FAO: The Sanctimony Police (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 15:14:08
        
        Doesnt bother me at all that it used to be a poly, why would it? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 15:05:20
        
        'reputable uni' (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 15:37:56
        
        What is your problem? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 15:44:05
        
        Are you PK? (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 15:52:02
        
        No, im not PK (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 15:53:30
        
        Depends on the course though doesnt it (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 6, 15:04:21
        
        answered yer own question (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:56:35
        
        a lot (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:45:28
    - fukkern hell (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:35:02
      - How else can he investigate bots (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 14:36:07
      - yep! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 14:35:30
- Dictionary Definition! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Mar 6, 14:25:10
  - I can paradiddle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:29:51
- in language (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 14:23:38
  - Cool (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:36:02
    - huh huh 'bot' huh (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 14:36:49
  - Jeez, how dull does that sound? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 6, 14:31:50
    - Bots use language syntax though. They obey rules and are not expert systems (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 14:36:32
      - but they have evolved since the start of the internet (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 14:38:30
        
        Several WOTB posters wouldn't pass it ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 6, 14:41:14
        
        WHOA There Nerds!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:44:19
        
        Why you are asking a football message board to explain long words for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:44:54
        
        WOAH! Wrong place (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:46:12
        
        YOU KNEW THAT! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:46:34
        
        I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 14:47:33
        
        faker (n/m) (General Chat) - Sarah, Mar 6, 14:42:02
        
        You faker, I'm fussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 6, 14:44:55
New job for Worthy? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 6, 13:27:33
- He's on the scrapheap with all the other ex city gaffers (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 13:43:44
  - Will he be starting a skip hire company? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 6, 13:49:11
    - plenty of money in that it seems (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 13:56:34
      - An exec director here left to start a skip hire firm. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:01:29
- That could at least have been a link to this... (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 6, 13:31:20
- statement blamed the club's predicament on "form and inability to attract players" (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 13:29:52
Doc at it again... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 6, 13:09:54
- *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap-clap* (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:04:41
- He must do these and then walk into ladbrokes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 13:56:41
- is hughes really 29!! christ.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 6, 13:18:52
  - he looks younger than doc though (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 6, 13:20:15
- "we've all been left out" (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 6, 13:16:25
  - Docist (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 13:17:40
    - but at least I'm docile (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 6, 13:18:46
Good morning true fans of Norwich City (NCFC) - Nigel_Worthington, Mar 6, 10:21:35
- its been good to see the offers flooding in eh Nige? (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Mar 6, 10:37:13
- a little bit like America (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 10:29:11
  - It's only gone wrong for the rest of us (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:44:39
    - It has had some side benefits for us too (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:58:18
      - If it wasn't for the Yanks, hitler wouldn't have had such capability (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:07:17
        
        Gus, don't embarrass yourself by joining in when the grown ups are talking (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:12:40
        
        haha, the Yanks needed a Nazi germany to pile money into to get over the Wall Street Crash (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:18:32
        
        He's been watching Robert Newman ^^^^^^ (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:20:30
        
        I got an education Steve (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:22:29
        
        Sorry, hadn't thought of that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:24:01
        
        I gathered (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:24:13
      - More Stalin than the Yanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:00:43
        
        Here we go again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 11:02:26
        
        Fuck's sake. Not allowed an opinion ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:06:07
        
        you never back up the ridiculous accusations of things I've said (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:13:30
        
        Ha ha. That didn't take long (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:15:42
        
        I knew you'd "get your back for yesterday". I'm happy to point out facts though (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:19:57
        
        What yesterday ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:21:30
        
        I'm having a very busy day today. (NCFC) - Sanctimony Police, Mar 6, 11:11:54
        
        You are pants and I claim my £5 (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:11:52
        
        = "Sorry, I just can't help being a cunt" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 11:10:56
        
        No I'm not sorry! Come on then, let's get your theory. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:13:00
        
        Please indicate where I have ever suggested that I have a theory. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 11:16:57
        
        That one will do. Expand. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:20:49
        
        Don't be silly (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:02:26
        
        Nah. I'd be Comrade Steve. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:05:14
        
        Isn't it more likely that without US support, and Britain probably falling, (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:15:12
        
        would be my take (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 11:21:37
        
        "Near the end" meaning 1941 ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:25:34
        
        well yes fair point (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 11:29:14
        
        This is my point though. US didn't (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:32:12
        
        I don't agree, because you underestimate how much stronger Germany would have been (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:34:54
        
        Do you enjoy custard? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 11:39:25
        
        Surreal moment of the day so far (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:41:16
        
        haha (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 11:44:43
        
        Yes, but I don't think I do. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:38:58
        
        Excellent idea (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:40:42
        
        to a point... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 11:51:06
        
        Exactly... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:44:50
        
        I think that's what Joe was expecting after they carved up Poland, but I (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:19:25
        
        It must be right that the single most important factor for Hitler losing (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:30:47
        
        I think that's an argument which we'll never know the answer to, although (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:35:43
        
        We never will, fortunately. By the way, the US was in on our side from 1941 onwards (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:39:18
        
        Yeah well they didn't do much fighting there did they ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:45:31
        
        We were there too (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:51:10
        
        "Their money" ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:55:00
        
        and the american volunteers (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 11:53:50
        
        Poles (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:55:47
        
        and that would of gone better for the germans (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 11:24:28
        
        Although the Americans didn't join that until 1943 (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 11:29:27
        
        which (as OG says above) stalled him (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 11:33:24
What words shall I ban from our company discussion boards? (General Chat) - Declan, Mar 6, 10:15:37
- Thanks for all the suggestions... (General Chat) - Declan, Mar 6, 11:24:51
- "could of" "would of" "should of" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 6, 11:22:58
  - are the last words of a fool (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 11:24:58
    - because they should've said "Could've" "Would've" and "should've"? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 6, 11:30:38
      - don't ask me, i get that wrong every time (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 11:42:31
        
        which is why they should be banned... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 6, 12:07:55
- table (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 6, 11:12:41
- "gender equality" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:00:05
- "S.M.A.R.T." (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 10:55:47
  - S.W.A.T (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:58:27
- Horse Turpentine Fart Porcupine Torpedo Discharge Polyglot Poultice Munich Schooner (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 10:52:12
  - He said he'd already done all the obvious ones (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:00:31
- "boss", "payrise", "promotion" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:45:47
- "and" "the" "or" "a" "in" "it" "but" "their" "there" "they're" "he" "she" "his" "hers" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 10:44:21
- pay rise, diversity, inclusive, gender, awareness (n/m) (General Chat) - MrMorrers, Mar 6, 10:42:51
- "silos" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 6, 10:42:45
- "blue sky thinking", "leverage" and "synergy" (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:36:05
- leverage, out-of-the-box, value-add, proposition (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:32:53
- sphincter (n/m) (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 6, 10:32:01
- "Ipswich" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:31:43
  - WWI (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 10:45:36
    - You forgot the quotes :-p (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:48:22
- "holiday" "sick" "Lieu" and "flexi" (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 10:23:57
- "work", "microsoft", "the" and "scat" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:22:12
- all words starting with "r" or containing more than three vowels (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:20:55
- sesquipedalian (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:20:12
- balsamic (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:19:12
- flange (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 10:19:02
- meeting (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 10:18:58
- Ipswich (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 10:18:53
- pissflap hovercraft (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:18:51
  - Mentalist (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 10:19:05
    - with the right rate of fanny farting you can push 'em round the floor quite easily (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 10:19:54
- semprini (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 10:18:48
- cockchops (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 10:16:35
- bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 10:16:19
- cunty? (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Mar 6, 10:16:16
Oh bollocks. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 6, 09:45:22
- The Dog's Bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 09:57:34
  - They're an impressive pair, aren't they... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 6, 10:00:57
- Also... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 6, 09:46:19
  - It is an interesting take on "nullifying". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 09:59:31
  - shhhhhh you'll only wind up tomby! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 09:49:56
  - Any chance of finding the link to the Lappin goal from a Luton fans perspective? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 6, 09:48:03
OFFICIAL CLUB SMS (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 09:31:41
- That was annoying (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 09:44:30
  - I can't help it, I am duty bound to bring you good people (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 09:56:54
- to be honest? (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 09:32:31
What was the first thing I saw in my RSS client when I fired it up this morning? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 09:03:32
- he was well dodgy on saturday. I bet grant can't wait to get someone else in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 10:24:22
- What is an RSS client, and why did you set him on fire? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 09:45:25
  - An aggregator of RSS feeds from websites (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 6, 09:55:25
    - Sometimes I come into contact with something that makes me realise (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 09:59:50
      - Ah, you're not as technophobic as you make out (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 6, 10:32:54
        
        Monkey see, monkey do (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:37:42
    - ^^^ He's right you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 09:57:30
given that I've more or less decided we're staying up (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 5, 16:51:32
- Carlisle United. (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Mar 5, 18:33:14
  - saw them away with a mate recently (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 18:43:13
    - Ha ha - I know! (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Mar 5, 19:10:56
- Lincoln as it's where I grew up (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 18:09:24
- anyone that we have a remote chance of beating. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 17:32:43
- Millwall... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 5, 17:28:24
  - You want Palace to stay in the same division then? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 18:11:03
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 5, 17:42:04
- 3 of the following 4 for me:- (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Mar 5, 17:25:05
- I'd quite like Rotherham and Chesterfield to go on a Lazarus-from-the-dead-esque (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:58:53
- Bristol (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 5, 16:56:55
  - though i do like Yeovil too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 5, 17:00:43
    - I'd like Yeovil. Long way but- (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Mar 5, 17:07:59
- donny (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:55:38
  - You won't go though (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 5, 17:06:26
  - i want donny to go up, ots my old mans team, and i follow them a bit too (n/m) (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 16:59:49
    - s'nice ground too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 17:06:22
FAO PK (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 5, 16:11:33
- And you both used to be such good mates ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 18:19:08
- Ach nee. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 5, 16:49:52
- Said the pot to the kettle (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 5, 16:27:40
- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 5, 16:13:45
  - The sound you can hear is the shattering of glass (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:15:55
    - LOL-can't take a joke can he and so defensive and touchy!.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 5, 16:17:38
      - Snob side? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 5, 16:22:30
      - Fight him next time you see him. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:19:29
        
        Contact the club - half time entertainment (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 5, 16:33:25
And it's all gone quiet over there... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 5, 15:48:10
- Tell you what though! (General Chat) - pants, Mar 5, 15:55:02
  - Still can't believe you went. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 5, 16:08:09
  - Did you see any NCFC NFNs on Satdee? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:00:14
    - Do we... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 5, 17:40:37
    - odd couple sitting on our row (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 5, 16:56:14
      - Cheek. You and NM have doppelgangers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 17:01:37
        
        which is very scary for the dopplegangers... (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 5, 17:08:35
    - had a couple in front of me, proper gobshites they were (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 16:14:05
      - Did one of them... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 5, 16:23:24
        
        nope, they were there the whole game (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 16:34:41
        
        I see it as part of... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 5, 17:37:43
        
        Shaved head apart from a tufty bit and a mong face (always pissed)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:24:51
        
        He had... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 5, 17:35:46
    - what's nfn again? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 5, 16:01:36
      - 'Normal for Norfolk' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 5, 16:06:21
        
        Some spoof band ain't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 5, 16:06:57
        
        yep, Mercys Nightclub is a right tune! (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 16:12:42
        
        Dunno, possibly (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 5, 16:10:26
Anyone see the eclipse saturday then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 5, 15:16:54
- S'alright from where I was in Suffolk... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 5, 17:31:17
- Yes, it were right nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 17:26:54
- No, fucking sun was in the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 16:21:17
- What was that? my ex standing in front of the tele?! (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 5, 16:06:21
  - You disgust me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 5, 17:30:38
  - Classless cheap shot, that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 16:08:34
- No, the bloody moon went dark at the crucial moment and there was no light (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 5, 15:17:53
fanzone on the bolton game yesterday, brilliant (Other Football) - pants, Mar 5, 14:52:25
- I saw that Mozzers bag on the pitch. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 14:53:37
  - then derbyshire dived on goal (Other Football) - pants, Mar 5, 14:56:16
    - That's quite harsh. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 14:57:16
How is it that we spent saturday at oakwell very squinty (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 5, 14:28:13
- Shaded contact lenses (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 14:54:28
  - The reflected gleam off Tony Warner's baldy heid was quite something. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 14:56:39
    - and that spilt dinner on his neck (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 15:00:15
    - Poor old Gally (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 14:58:55
    - remember thinking he was unfortunate on that back pass (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 14:58:41
      - Maybe. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 15:00:49
        
        I shit myself when that happened (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 15:02:07
        
        detail overload (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 15:25:12
- And more goals went in at the shaded end than at the squnity end. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 14:47:58
- neir (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 14:33:03
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 5, 14:29:19
- They didn't expect any shots (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 14:29:15
Football manager speak (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 13:00:28
- Anyone on here see Rob Newman interviewed after we beat Sheff Wed 1-0 in Autumn '92? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:48:25
  - he got the winner in that game, quality header (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 13:51:32
    - My first match in the Barclay? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:53:14
      - charlton just ripped everyone to shreds that season hey (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 13:58:23
        
        nah that was in 1999 when they beat us 3-0 Andy Hunt hatrick (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 14:04:34
        
        Beat us 3-0 in Jan '00, 4-0 in Sep '97 (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 14:11:23
        
        Oops: the former when they won the title! (Been taking lesons from Tomby, t'would appear) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 14:13:23
        
        thick cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 14:36:09
        
        *Lessons! (bigfeller goes and hides bashfully in the corner) (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 14:14:11
        
        yeh the 3-0 in Jan 00 - was near or on my birthday I think actually! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 14:12:33
        
        Wasn't that the chap we let go from the youth team, then he (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 14:08:18
        
        not really, his career was cruelly ended at it's peak... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 14:11:48
        
        Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 14:13:56
        
        haha (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 14:42:06
        
        Ah. But was that the one we released as a teenager ? Or (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 14:12:40
        
        Not sure, I think Andy Hunt had a trail and Jonathan Hunt was a youth player released (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 14:13:55
        
        99/00 season I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 14:07:23
        
        ahhh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 14:10:24
    - Where did you spend the other 1/3rd? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:53:04
- Could be Rugby manager speak (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:42:51
- Deft (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:26:15
  - The boys didn't have their winning heads on (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:27:14
    - Crap Journo peak......Jet Healed...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 5, 13:40:00
      - oooops "speak" (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 5, 13:40:51
    - Crofty's knocked it in sweet, and luckily I've hit it ok... (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:28:38
      - Shoody. You have missed out about 5-6 (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:43:46
        
        Shoody? Err? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:46:39
        
        I'll concede shoody bigfeller but err with a doppelerr (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:52:29
        
        shoody should have been shoddy (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:44:33
        
        did I hear my name? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 5, 13:46:57
        
        Shoody dun (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:49:55
      - I never said them things (sorry, I'm obsessed with the boy Hod) (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Mar 5, 13:29:34
- "The football team that I manage..." (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:04:57
  - there's always one (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 13:06:58
    - you liked it a lot (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:08:21
- 'Notmean' (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 5, 13:02:25
Try drinking 8 cans of red bull on a sunday night. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:42:52
- make me (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 12:45:05
  - How? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:46:05
    - Hold him down, funnel in his mouth and hold his nose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 12:47:23
      - Bender. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:48:40
        
        'monly suggesting possibilities. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 12:50:53
        
        FAO: My systems administrator (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:15:33
        
        golly gosh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:16:11
        
        in a bun? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 5, 12:49:46
- no (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 12:44:22
What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a bad Dutch oven and a screech owl (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 12:35:15
- See, if anyone really knew what a dutch oven is the wouldn't answer that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:40:57
  - why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 12:46:18
  - It's one of these (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:46:05
    - My mistake. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:47:22
      - I did your sort of Dutch oven last night. Dutch missus wasn't impressed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:49:24
        
        Me too. Then watched Star Trek. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:52:43
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 12:56:35
  - they. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:41:11
    - I would (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 12:42:31
      - Scat muncher head. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 5, 12:47:44
        
        "yuck!" (like out of a comic). Or "Eeeeeeeeergh" like out of a playground in 1976 (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 12:51:01
        
        Rush Limbaugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 12:50:11
- burp always, more macho (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 12:37:57
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:36:33
Football League Awards (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Mar 5, 12:14:08
- Yeah - Best Community Initiative or something (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 5, 12:26:58
  - Yes, the ironically named 'Ability Counts` initiative (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:38:45
  - and Best Marketing Campaign (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 5, 12:27:55
    - and best sporting injuries (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 12:30:15
- Is there a manager over coming all obstacles to succeed award? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 12:18:15
  - if there is then I'd get the fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 12:25:50
    - I'd be running you close. Well, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:26:42
      - rouffel (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 12:28:26
  - Dennis Wise? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 12:24:10
    - He wins the prize for (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 12:25:56
    - Glad someone else did that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:25:38
      - He's as bad as you though (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 13:46:57
        
        lol. From WOTB's ray of sunshine (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 14:00:34
- 3rd place (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 12:15:34
  - barnsley had nice pies, chicken balti one was good (n/m) (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 5, 12:27:24
  - 1st place (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:24:41
The EDP going over the top (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 5, 11:04:45
- Was Bellamy better than Sutton? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 11:10:00
  - no (NCFC) - keiranwomersley, Mar 5, 12:38:02
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - keiranwomersley, Mar 5, 12:37:38
- Was a bit gobsmacked that a 17 year old was built like that, and was hustling and bustling (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 11:09:24
  - 17 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 11:28:09
    - always a slave to the detail (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 11:32:00
      - Attention to detail, sooner or later, separates winners from losers (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 11:37:16
        
        like Drgoba's wasn't worth 24 million? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 11:39:03
        
        As off at a tangent as that is, yes, far better all-round. And at the end of the day (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 11:53:01
        
        a bit like your example then (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 11:57:49
        
        No, I'm not blaming Drogba for anything. I'm explaining that Rooney's (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:01:13
        
        More really something to do with the fact that saha is a class above (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 12:20:31
        
        Saha hasn't been playing much (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 5, 12:45:50
        
        still a class above (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 13:51:05
        
        Arse (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:01:24
  - Not afraid to get stuck in is he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:10:33
    - another referee on another day will book him for persistent fowling (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 11:13:57
      - Arfur!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 11:28:41
      - Some men like the fishing, and some men like the fowling (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 11:18:02
      - He's not chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 11:14:53
- Sorry if I appeard to be gawping at your car on Satdee as you left the car park (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:09:22
  - Yeah but (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 5, 11:10:32
    - No but (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 11:14:24
      - Yeah but (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 5, 11:16:07
    - Was that not you in the Civic then? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:11:54
      - No not us (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 5, 11:12:35
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:13:28
        
        New Civic? (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 5, 11:48:05
        
        ooh (NCFC) - keiranwomersley, Mar 5, 12:38:37
        
        We've already established you've got all-to-cock tastes (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:54:16
- Eadie, also. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 11:07:40
  - Hendo? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 5, 11:18:39
Shitty digi cam pics (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 10:48:22
- So who did you lend your camera to? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 5, 10:53:15
- I think you must've been sat near-ish us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:52:06
  - Must have been sat near me too (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 5, 10:53:26
    - Did you, by coincidence, happen to get Jeremy Spake's autograph that day? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 5, 10:56:48
Grant In! (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 10:17:28
- Wise In! (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:18:40
  - Curbishley Out! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 10:28:28
  - unrelated (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 10:25:49
  - lol (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 5, 10:20:20
    - cos they're desperate for Leeds to go down? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 10:28:39
      - I am desperate for Leeds to get relegated. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:33:13
        
        I'm at the point of having sympathy for em (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 10:38:20
CanariesWorld audio commentary and Macs (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 09:55:23
- Why don't you submit this to Slashdot, digg, or whatever. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 10:28:48
  - Well, I may do (I submitted it to a Mac site at weekend) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:33:04
- So does that imply it doesn't work with Firefox, Opera, etc? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 10:05:09
  - Correct: Windows and IE6+ only (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:14:03
    - So where does that leave mac users then, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 10:16:05
      - In a word: fucked (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:19:32
        
        Boot Camp & Parallels both require buying a copy of Windows. (n/m) (NCFC) - butnooneshome, Mar 5, 11:11:42
        
        Yes, of course (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 11:13:51
        
        Here's another possibly solution (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 11:18:11
        
        I've not owned a PC for years and there are none I can remote into. (NCFC) - butnooneshome, Mar 5, 11:27:49
        
        I use Remote Desktop to connect to machines on the office network all the time (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 11:25:39
        
        Yes, we do - that's how I'd do it if I had a work laptop (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 11:33:30
        
        I do feel for you BC, the whole situation sucks. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:22:31
        
        Well, thanks, Arganth (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:27:18
        
        They've done this calculation (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 10:26:45
        
        I looked into that (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:31:00
        
        right, all sounds a bit techie to me, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 10:22:07
      - If you hurry you can get a Mac.. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:16:58
        
        bugger, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 10:19:09
- sums up the problems with drm (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:03:40
  - They already have Dave (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:10:21
    - Sounds like a job for the club, FA, BBC and Monopolies Commission. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:12:42
      - it's probably legally sound (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:14:28
        
        I wonder exactly what the club get from this deal ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:16:11
        
        yeah, all champ clubs signed (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:17:49
        
        I emailed the club too; but haven't had a response yet (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:20:17
        
        I posted a question on the official board. (n/m) (NCFC) - butnooneshome, Mar 5, 11:15:04
        
        Good (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 11:24:08
        
        No, go for it ... (NCFC) - butnooneshome, Mar 5, 11:32:22
        
        That was a fair time back though. Unless it's a rolling contract. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:19:00
    - have you seen this? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:11:55
      - But ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:13:11
        
        I would also think that if you contacted other clubs... (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 5, 10:15:01
      - forget that (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:12:38
        
        I have used Flip4Mac for about a year anyway (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:16:00
        
        i suppose things like virtual pc won't help then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 5, 10:18:19
        
        Actually, it may and I can get it from work (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 10:22:50
Fucking brilliant yet fucking appalling... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 5, 09:34:33
- I met jonathon pearce a few weeks back, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 5, 10:14:58
- buy a tv then (Other Football) - simonoaks, Mar 5, 09:55:51
  - I have... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 5, 09:57:11
- Best game I've snoozed through for a long long time (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 09:43:58
  - Just watched that. (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 5, 09:49:04
- Somehow the BBC seem to believe he's a loveable national institution (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 5, 09:39:50
  - He's really lost it big style in recent years... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 5, 09:48:19
I think we're at Oakwell (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 01:21:12
- I'm here (NCFC) - Poirot, Mar 4, 01:29:33
  - I think we're at Oakwell (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 4, 02:33:42
Am I the only one who thinks a three-match ban is far too lenient a punishment for not pun (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 17:11:28
If Jesus were alive today, he'd be a Norwich City fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:58:10
- sat next to selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:05:01
  - Does that mean I'm jesus? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Mar 2, 19:13:44
  - Nigel Gurgington is Jesus? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 2, 16:27:57
    - Are you coming for beers you flummox? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:47:15
  - and why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 2, 16:26:26
    - Barry Norman on the otherside (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:28:47
    - 'Cos you smell of piggies? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 16:27:47
      - not when i go out! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 2, 16:29:10
        
        How do you smell then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:29:57
        
        have u got 2 armchairs pants? then maybe sumone could sit near u at a match lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 2, 16:33:30
        
        like a tart (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 2, 16:31:29
        
        Miss Piggy? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 2, 16:33:04
        
        that's loj (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:46:19
- "My old man said be a Ipswich fan (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:59:34
  - I said Dad I appreciate your advice - but I would prefer not too. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 16:21:33
  - I hate that chant (I mean the non AB version) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 2, 16:18:21
    - You like moggies, don't you? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 16:24:47
      - I fear that the two projects I have to complete this afternoon (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 2, 16:31:34
        
        Check the links too (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 16:35:18
    - I hate the Dickson one - preposchoorus (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:21:54
    - I do too. And I'm no shrinking violet when it comes to colourful language, (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 16:21:46
  - yea, fuckun omnipresent twat. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:01:33
sad news (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 2, 15:38:33
- it's bad enough grant gets as much stick as he does (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 15:45:13
- Yeah, pass the hankies, I'm all choked up. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:43:51
  - Alright Essie? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:45:49
    - Never better homes (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:46:42
      - Does Mrs AB know your a slimy, wetback gangsta with cahones like blimps? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:48:53
        
        *you're* - I hate myself (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:03:08
        
        WE KNEW!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:05:20
        
        yes, ok Robert, calm down. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:05:48
        
        Olg Dit didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:05:44
        
        Bo Diddley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 16:06:13
        
        It's only in my spare time, easy enough to keep under wraps. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:53:08
        
        who do you run with? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:00:59
        
        No way homes, those are some loco hombres (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 16:06:37
        
        True mijo, they are a fuego now. José pugged Humberto's old lady last week and they (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 16:16:00
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 2, 15:51:10
Why do I have such tremendous difficulty typing the word "continental"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:12:19
- let's go fucking contimental - I'll start (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:44:48
- you must be incontinental (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 15:13:17
- because you're a prick (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:13:05
  - To be more accurate, I'm the prick that's going to break your nose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:18:14
    - Go on, that would be funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 2, 15:20:39
      - Though very difficult on the internet (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 2, 15:41:22
        
        WotB meeting to watch it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 2, 15:43:41
    - I'm gonna break your arse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:18:55
      - You're not my type, love. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:27:04
        
        I didn't say you had a choice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:28:29
  - Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 2, 15:14:54
I had to laugh - Police criticised passers by who gathered to watch a man who was (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 11:59:59
- Used to work at the high school there... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 2, 12:31:38
- Dirty south yorks former pit village = drug problem & social deprivation (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 12:04:17
- saw an old episode of distraction yesterday (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 12:04:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 12:05:44
My first TV appearence! Third goal in the corner of the River End. That's me that is... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 2, 11:40:05
- I've been on once (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 2, 12:43:52
  - Birmenum game this season at St. Andrews (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 12:47:23
- I think Brandon wins the tv apprearance thign (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 12:14:34
  - I missed that one, is there a link? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 2, 12:35:47
    - Yeah here (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 12:39:47
- Wow (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 2, 12:13:34
  - You certainly aren't a whore of any other description (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 2, 12:39:58
- My first and only was at the Euro 2000 QF... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 12:09:45
  - my grandad used to do (NCFC) - south, Mar 2, 12:28:54
- Max Wall played a good part. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 11:45:54
  - That was Steve in Holland (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 2, 11:51:14
    - oi! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 12:05:38
      - I never touched him Ref! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 2, 12:08:09
- right ugly bastard ain't yer... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 2, 11:45:37
  - I was only 12! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 2, 11:49:55
    - I was as well & I would have been standing just to the left of the goal. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 11:52:44
FAO: My Chickens (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 2, 11:39:44
- My cock will be pleased. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 11:53:32
  - Lovely old cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 11:55:20
  - I reckon after being banged up for a month he'll be very relieved (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 2, 11:54:24
First time I ever saw us play (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 11:30:17
- I went to that, I remember zipping my jacket right up to my forehead and keeping stum at (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 12:04:53
- Makes sense, it was live on TV ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 2, 11:32:30
  - v Swindon, April 1972 (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 2, 12:46:43
  - Swindon in an FA cup tie and Henrik Mortensen scored (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 2, 12:30:44
  - Noocarsel 1-1 (hoom) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 2, 12:25:20
  - Villa home 85 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 12:10:55
  - Am I alone in not being able to remember? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 11:35:39
    - Norwich City 1-2 Ipswich Town 26-12-1973 - it was tatas. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 12:11:36
    - 3-0 win v Liverpool at Carra Rud in late Eighties (early Nineties?) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 11:55:01
      - Mine too.. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 2, 12:34:43
    - Derby game will be my first (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 2, 11:46:53
    - Oh, mine was *that* Palace game we won 2-1 to keep us up (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 2, 11:44:32
    - nope (NCFC) - megson, Mar 2, 11:41:26
    - 2-1 Liverpool (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 2, 11:41:09
    - mine was a 3-0 defeat to Man Utd, saved Ferguson's job they said at the time (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 2, 11:39:24
      - They always quote that Robins kept ferguson his job that season (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 11:41:01
        
        Robins actually saved his job by helping them win the Cup the season before that 3-0 game (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 2, 12:49:44
  - Sheff weds 92 away (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 11:34:18
I am me, I am free (General Chat) - David Icke, Mar 2, 11:03:29
- Not really funny the first time (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 11:05:53
- No takers first time round? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 11:04:19
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 11:12:19
    - You know what gentlemen, (General Chat) - David Icke, Mar 2, 11:14:40
      - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 11:17:00
        
        I'm Barking mad me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 11:18:59
'Ficial SMS: Tony Warner has joined City on loan for the rest of the season.` (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:32:45
- good (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 2, 10:47:17
- Is this a record for number of different keepers used in a season?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 2, 10:37:25
  - 9 in Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 2, 10:38:03
- Sweep on when he picks up his injury anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 10:36:15
  - Half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 10:44:37
    - Where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 10:46:17
  - Half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 10:37:01
    - Where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 10:46:23
- Better than gallagher but mistake prone (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:34:37
  - Except for Warner being bigger by 4 inches and heavier by 4 stone and 50 shades blacker. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 2, 10:38:57
    - misery guts (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:50:33
    - And less Scottish (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 10:39:47
  - mistake prone a bit harsh (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:37:52
  - Quite old, int he? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:35:35
    - not sure, nicknamed bonus at liverpool though. Who was the last yank to play for city? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:36:42
      - Yank? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 2, 10:39:45
        
        is he not american? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:41:01
        
        His brothers are... they're really animated! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 2, 10:45:06
        
        Promise me (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 2, 10:55:41
        
        Soccerbase says English (and 32 y.o.) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:41:36
        
        he certainly isn't english, I know that much (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:42:34
        
        He was born in Liverpool n/t (NCFC) - Highlander, Mar 2, 11:21:27
        
        Wouldn't be the first time soccerbase is wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:48:10
        
        Wikipedia says Trinidadian. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:49:08
        
        wiki says he's from Trinidad (NCFC) - pants, Mar 2, 10:49:06
        
        He's very scouse... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Mar 2, 10:49:51
        
        cos the jocks (Gallagher and good Marshall) are really easy to understand in comparison... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 2, 10:55:00
        
        Wouldn't be the first time soccerbase is wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:47:04
      - Never had a yank have we ? Brennan was the closest, although we did (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 10:37:37
A list of benders (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 10:17:00
- you forgot FP (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 10:22:16
  - And Uri Geller (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 2, 10:24:01
    - and Robbie Williams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 10:26:04
- Is that speak for (General Chat) - raretek, Mar 2, 10:20:40
  - I'm afraid that's not right, you are now playing catch up (n/m) (General Chat) - Henry Kelly, Mar 2, 10:25:28
    - Going for, going for, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 10:29:27
      - that don't understand English (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 10:33:12
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 2, 10:23:38
- Does that mean you're on the B-list? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 2, 10:17:40
Naughty (Other Football) - pants, Mar 1, 16:13:38
- Betis (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 16:31:09
  - minority of fans, scum, end (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 1, 16:35:04
- From scummy Betis fans (n/m) (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Mar 1, 16:14:19
My boss is a lesbian and is coming to Norwich Sat Mar 10th... (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Mar 1, 15:06:16
- I HAVE NO IDEA (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 1, 15:23:21
  - caps lock violation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:23:48
    - GET OVER ME (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 1, 15:24:49
      - for a spanking? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:27:36
        
        HMMM NO. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 1, 15:30:14
- Go large for a quid..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 15:22:02
  - They have a big gay discoo out the back at weekends, apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 1, 15:27:15
    - Did 'a friend' tell you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 15:31:18
  - Ha ha. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 15:24:45
- The Kings (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:19:34
  - It can get a bit fruity sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 1, 15:22:04
  - rflmao tse tung (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 15:21:32
- The Castle. That's a bit gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 1, 15:17:55
- The Castle - I know because I have been there with my velcro friends. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 15:12:12
- ferryboat is nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 15:11:42
- Isn't the pub on Ketts Hill that way inclined, anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 1, 15:10:01
  - Yup I went in there once and had a bum pint (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 15:12:05
- What is it that she wants to "hang out"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 15:09:05
  - Strap-on maybe..I don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Mar 1, 15:10:37
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:07:46
If we finish below 16th (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 1, 13:56:32
- oh, stop going on. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:59:48
- Only the ones that assault nurses. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:58:58
- Judge comes back firing on all cylinders (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:58:35
  - I thought he had a Wankel engine? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:59:38
lappin up the luton end (NCFC) - eadie2001, Mar 1, 13:28:08
- sighs lappin it up (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:31:27
- Nintendo (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:29:08
- cool (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:29:01
- WW2 (n/m) (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:28:39
  - massive, massive apologies (NCFC) - eadie2001, Mar 1, 13:32:35
    - we're true fans you are just a glory hunter. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:36:45
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 1, 13:58:41
    - lol, me neither (n/m) (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:33:08
- Nice find. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:28:33
Jacket potato, cheese, beans and tabasco (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:13:37
- bugger all today (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 14:21:28
  - * sharp intake of breath * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 14:25:09
    - i often don't eat until 8.30 in the evening (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 14:33:38
      - started doing that this week (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 14:36:19
        
        go for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 14:59:45
- Chicken and Bacon Sandwich and a pint of Milk (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 1, 13:59:10
- Dog poo drizzled in cat's urine oil, squeeze of rabbit snot, sprinkling of bird feathers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:28:13
  - after which your breath will still be fresher than Broms (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:32:33
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:35:04
      - lovely old laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 14:00:44
- Sardine and tomato sandwich followed by porridge with cinnamon and sugar (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:21:59
  - Honey and nutmeg is nice too, on porridge (someone on suggested that) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:31:03
    - ... on *here* suggested ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:39:23
    - what about if you have it after your 'befores'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:33:42
      - Well, then it's just another round of befores (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:37:53
        
        I like syrup sponge or tart with custard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:43:38
        
        Lovely old crumble & custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:46:21
        
        You can't go far wrong with custard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:44:42
        
        Lumpy custard is wrong though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:45:37
        
        Yes, as is the skin on a custard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:48:38
        
        Skin on rice pud is wrong too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:49:37
        
        You're not wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:51:19
        
        But it should be noted that skin is quite useful for helping keep one's insides inside (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:54:48
        
        The French call custard... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:59:31
        
        I like custard smeared all over good looking naked women... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 14:00:44
        
        That's a bit cruel!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 14:05:42
    - As is golden syrup which is also nice on yorkshire puddings (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:33:09
      - with vanilla icecream (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:33:17
  - Porridge ≠ afters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:24:07
    - "≠" - dunno what it is but nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:25:00
      - 'does not equal (equate to)'. Although I disagree. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:27:54
      - one of these: = crossed out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:26:29
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:27:36
- Chorizo, cheese and red onion baguette with spicy ketchup (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 13:20:08
  - Chorizo? Sweaty expensive fatty crap sausage meat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:17:21
- Hirsute drum of conk, wrapped in a blanket of twist dough and scree. Side dish of dead (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:19:28
  - Daddy Cool by the Darts was tippermosttopsons (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:25:44
  - with a side of fries (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:20:21
- Cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 13:17:47
- Pastrami, Swiss cheese, salad and mayo baguette, a yoggy and an apple... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:16:29
  - Ainsley Harriot Italian Style Tomato & herb cup-a-soup (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 1, 13:18:19
    - cupasoups = kidney damage (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:23:08
      - slimasoup = cupasoup with slightly less powder (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:27:44
      - smoking = lung cancer (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:25:33
        
        indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:26:57
    - posh gayer (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:19:10
- Ham and Mustard Crusty Roll (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:15:39
- mainly... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:14:38
- ham toasties (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:14:32
Wrath ST holders - who has renewed or is definitely going to renew? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:59:25
- will do....tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 1, 14:28:52
- i have (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 1, 14:01:14
- I have (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:24:51
- Got mine (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 1, 13:18:45
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 1, 13:12:40
- I'd love to be a ST holder but (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:05:46
  - Simliar (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:06:42
    - You must get to more games than 6... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 1, 13:08:09
      - Oh yeah, 15-20 a season, if you include away games (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:11:50
        
        I prefer to listen on the net... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:13:26
        
        Public service announcement (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 1, 13:15:17
        
        I don't hate you Mr C... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:17:01
        
        Liar (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 1, 13:27:16
        
        I'm lost... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:32:51
        
        Yeah (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 1, 13:34:56
        
        I'm not... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:35:52
        
        Here's fun (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 1, 14:09:35
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:04:01
  - you weren't a St holder anyway you nancy boy. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:05:05
    - Oh yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:17:25
- I haven't renewed (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:03:49
- Renood (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:02:23
- I have renewed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 1, 13:00:55
- I have renewed (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:59:41
Things in life that are the sole reserve of the male of the species (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:41:53
- Reading maps. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:09:26
  - Mrs Tombs + Map = Lost (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:12:16
    - Mrs AB is actually very good at map reading, so I've been a bit unfair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:22:21
    - I have to say to my lady turn your side or my side... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:20:05
- morning wood (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:01:18
  - wwII (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:05:29
- Configuring and operating anything electronic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:58:13
  - 'cept the leccy cooker, microwave, iron, washing machine. tumble drier, hair drier, etc... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:00:51
    - Natch (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 13:11:01
- Shagging heterosexual women (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:53:27
  - Rampant Rabbit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 12:59:57
- the remote control (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 12:53:14
  - correct (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:54:55
- driving the family car on holiday (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 12:50:03
  - The nagging machine is only allowed to drive if I'm pissed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:51:09
- smugly getting 'ready' in 10 minutes (General Chat) - megson, Mar 1, 12:49:37
- ..enjoying sometimes 6, maybe 7 hours sitting in the same pub talking rubbish with your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:49:05
  - Or on occasion 10 hours. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 1, 12:52:11
    - ah.. forgot about that one - absolutely ridiculous! Sorted for Stoook weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:55:43
  - I can't do that any more - (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 1, 12:50:18
    - oh, that's a shame. Unfortunately, I still enjoy it a lot - various friends dipping in and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:53:31
- Scratching ones (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 1, 12:44:45
  - & The morning (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:49:25
    - I bet D&C (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 1, 12:51:36
- enjoying the smell of one's own farts undergoing duvet waftage (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 12:44:11
Tedious Mac v PC argument - why bother? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 1, 12:06:58
- Izal - great when you want to do an elongated speedwipe right up your back (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:11:49
  - i prefer them Lotus ones with the balm (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 12:16:06
    - aren't they meant for those who receive it via the tradesman's entrance ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:30:53
      - is this some weird gay etiquette thing that you're well-versed in (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 12:38:08
    - Muslim Toilet etiquette (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:20:44
      - Gosh, what a lot of rules (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:45:03
      - megson toilet etiquette (General Chat) - megson, Mar 1, 12:31:38
        
        Tomblander khazi procedures, rule 1 (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:43:32
        
        Not impossible, but highly highly unsatisfactory. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:46:10
        
        I sit corrected (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:48:03
    - itchy bumpy? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:17:41
      - not no more (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 12:18:11
Does anyone know any UK-wide used car search websites ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:06:17
- try this, I like it (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 1, 12:23:17
  - TVM. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:31:45
  - That's just reviews... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 12:27:59
    - You can search for cars numnuts under cars for sale - Durrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 1, 12:31:24
    - ear..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 12:29:22
      - fankoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:34:35
Re: Vista (pc v mac)... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 11:21:53
- fanboy much? (General Chat) - scruffy, Mar 1, 12:19:34
- Apple, Starbucks, Hugo Boss, BMW (General Chat) - Army Boy, Mar 1, 11:53:22
  - There's *nothing* more nerdy than a Windows user (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 1, 12:01:16
    - Are you mad? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:11:05
      - BeOS. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 1, 12:13:29
        
        The designer of the BeOS file system joined Apple a few years ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 1, 12:49:26
        
        No offence BC... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:34:55
- Macs is still for spaccs... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 11:25:51
  - "a mediocre idiot" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 11:31:12
  - haha go charlie! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 11:29:44
  - ..it's the same article, and as the guy admits... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 11:28:18
    - just thought i'd give it as wide an audience as possible... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 11:32:46
      - There is no debate. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 1, 11:34:01
        
        ex-ack-er-ly (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 11:36:56
        
        By Mac owners (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 1, 11:36:18
- in a non bigfeller stylee (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 11:23:58
  - The chance to exhibit an air of superiority over your peers (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 11:30:14
  - No viruses (yet) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 11:26:06
    - 2006 saw the first mac virus, just not enough people to affect so not newsworthy (General Chat) - Army Boy, Mar 1, 11:51:14
68% In advance business computing..... (General Chat) - walksie, Mar 1, 10:18:52
- I had a very impressive computer result this morning as well (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 10:51:48
- What does 'Buisness computing' involve? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 10:37:45
  - its was development of a website like Amazon.... (General Chat) - walksie, Mar 1, 10:44:57
    - Golly gosh. VB Script. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:49:40
      - and ASP (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 11:04:36
  - business (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 10:39:05
    - And computing (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 1, 10:40:57
  - Clue is in the title. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 1, 10:38:51
    - So, is that just word processing letters and filling in spreadsheets? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 10:43:41
Which Dallas Maverick Dancer would YOU do?? (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Mar 1, 09:59:42
- plastic-faced barbies the lot of them - even Jessica Pyles. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 10:22:53
- I'm going for....... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 1, 10:12:15
  - "Kindle", "Shalonda", "Crystal", "Kali" and "Lexi" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:14:28
    - Stage names? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 10:38:51
      - You think someone would *volunteer* for "Shalonda"????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:40:07
- Jesus If you stuck a pin into the picture ........... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 1, 10:04:36
  - ... the silicone would go "pop" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 1, 10:40:27
- Ruthie... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 10:02:56
  - oooorrrrrrrooooooooooiiiiittttttt SKIP (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 1, 10:06:51
    - I'm not going... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 10:38:27
  - No you wouldn't. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:06:01
    - But they're MARRIED (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 1, 10:40:08
      - Oh, not that sort of problem. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:46:31
  - Her hobbies include text messaging (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 1, 10:05:07
- has to be (General Chat) - south, Mar 1, 10:01:41
  - thinkun that myself (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 10:09:06
Anybody on here fell victim to some dodgy petrol thats doing the rounds at the moment (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 1, 09:54:48
- Apparently it's a sensor on the exhaust system that's being destroyed. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 1, 10:19:27
- Was advised by a mechanic years ago (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 1, 10:11:14
  - my motor didn't seem to like morrisons petrol (General Chat) - megson, Mar 1, 10:52:01
  - too right it is a big no no if you want to keep engine in good condition (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 1, 10:20:36
  - what additives do they put in that ........ (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 1, 10:19:47
    - mdma and tea tree oil (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 10:31:07
    - As heard on radio last night ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 10:25:22
    - No idea (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 1, 10:22:47
- Yeah (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 1, 10:05:53
- Nope. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 09:57:04
Do you need a ticket for Saturday, or can you pay on the day? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yokel, Mar 1, 09:33:09
- Have to pay on the day - no advance tickets. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 09:33:45