Hirsute drum of conk, wrapped in a blanket of twist dough and scree. Side dish of dead

foam, apple and gruntings. Boiled flap, trunket and dour sauce with bits in it.

Accompanied by Laurie Anderson covering The Darts' "Come Back My Love" with Don Estelle on bassoon.

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 1st 2007 at 13:19:28

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Jacket potato, cheese, beans and tabasco (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:13:37
- bugger all today (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 14:21:28
  - * sharp intake of breath * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 14:25:09
    - i often don't eat until 8.30 in the evening (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 14:33:38
      - started doing that this week (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 14:36:19
        
        go for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 1, 14:59:45
- Chicken and Bacon Sandwich and a pint of Milk (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 1, 13:59:10
- Dog poo drizzled in cat's urine oil, squeeze of rabbit snot, sprinkling of bird feathers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:28:13
  - after which your breath will still be fresher than Broms (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:32:33
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 1, 13:35:04
      - lovely old laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 14:00:44
- Sardine and tomato sandwich followed by porridge with cinnamon and sugar (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:21:59
  - Honey and nutmeg is nice too, on porridge (someone on suggested that) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:31:03
    - ... on *here* suggested ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:39:23
    - what about if you have it after your 'befores'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:33:42
      - Well, then it's just another round of befores (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:37:53
        
        I like syrup sponge or tart with custard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:43:38
        
        Lovely old crumble & custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 1, 13:46:21
        
        You can't go far wrong with custard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:44:42
        
        Lumpy custard is wrong though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:45:37
        
        Yes, as is the skin on a custard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:48:38
        
        Skin on rice pud is wrong too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:49:37
        
        You're not wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:51:19
        
        But it should be noted that skin is quite useful for helping keep one's insides inside (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:54:48
        
        The French call custard... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:59:31
        
        I like custard smeared all over good looking naked women... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 14:00:44
        
        That's a bit cruel!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 14:05:42
    - As is golden syrup which is also nice on yorkshire puddings (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:33:09
      - with vanilla icecream (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:33:17
  - Porridge ≠ afters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 13:24:07
    - "≠" - dunno what it is but nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:25:00
      - 'does not equal (equate to)'. Although I disagree. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:27:54
      - one of these: = crossed out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:26:29
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:27:36
- Chorizo, cheese and red onion baguette with spicy ketchup (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 1, 13:20:08
  - Chorizo? Sweaty expensive fatty crap sausage meat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 1, 15:17:21
- Hirsute drum of conk, wrapped in a blanket of twist dough and scree. Side dish of dead (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:19:28
  - Daddy Cool by the Darts was tippermosttopsons (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:25:44
  - with a side of fries (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:20:21
- Cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 13:17:47
- Pastrami, Swiss cheese, salad and mayo baguette, a yoggy and an apple... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 1, 13:16:29
  - Ainsley Harriot Italian Style Tomato & herb cup-a-soup (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 1, 13:18:19
    - cupasoups = kidney damage (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:23:08
      - slimasoup = cupasoup with slightly less powder (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:27:44
      - smoking = lung cancer (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:25:33
        
        indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 1, 13:26:57
    - posh gayer (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:19:10
- Ham and Mustard Crusty Roll (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 1, 13:15:39
- mainly... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 1, 13:14:38
- ham toasties (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 1, 13:14:32

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