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Anyone know the train station you use when going to Stoke? (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:43:37
- It's a long walk, or an expensive taxi... (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 29, 12:40:46
- be carefull Charles. Stoke are nasty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 29, 11:57:12
  - ^^^ They are a bit, they have proper Boys and a Firm and everything. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 12:18:22
- yes Stoke-on-trent, get the shuttle bus to the ground, too far to walk (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:45:04
  - thanks (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:45:56
    - info and directions for stadium......... (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:48:58
      - thanks alot (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:51:51
        
        Here's a hanky, I'll wipe your nose as well (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 29, 11:54:31
        
        I don't like grapes thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:57:20
    - Ah but you haven't taken into account the change in time zones (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 11:48:00
    - virgin trains have an excellent service (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:47:55
      - hang on though (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:49:18
        
        engineering works prob (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:50:09
        
        3 hours back to London? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:49:37
        
        so it says on national rail (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:50:57
        
        you should make the 17:39 (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:52:16
        
        ok yeah (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 11:56:22
        
        try capital canaries they sometimes get cheap tix (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:59:44
        
        keep meaning to join (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 29, 12:03:00
        
        Should do. Excellent magazine too, award winning! (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Nov 29, 12:13:54
        
        18:04 goes to Paddington (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:55:25
        
        Thanks for the tip, oh wisened traveller... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 29, 11:59:02
        
        Hmmm (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:51:54
        
        goes past villa park that way (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:54:27
        
        If it goes that way, then it'll avoid Birmingham New Street (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:59:07
        
        Does it go all the way ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 29, 11:59:49
        
        How the hell do I know? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 12:01:24
        
        sorry. just trying to get me travel sorted! (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 29, 12:04:25
        
        How would IED know, he hasn't gone all the way either. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 12:08:44
        
        fnarrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 29, 12:21:25
        
        Here we go: (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 12:07:45
        
        Thanks mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 29, 12:10:19
  - I walked it last time (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:45:43
- Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 11:44:41
- I know where the nearest railway station is... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 11:44:16
bumper crowd expected for sat (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:37:45
- its £6 a ticket aparently. (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Nov 29, 12:19:32
- all to see the keepie uppie man (NCFC) - south, Nov 29, 11:40:46
  - always enjoyed by visits to the Brittania stadium (NCFC) - ingi, Nov 29, 11:43:37
    - Really? I've always found it a horrible soulless shithole with less atmosphere than the m (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 12:20:01
      - agree. same as Palace (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 29, 12:23:01
I thought youtube was supposed to be moderated or whatever? (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 29, 09:53:32
- thats www.youporn.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 29, 10:35:59
- How long did you have to search to inadvertantly find it? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 10:00:15
  - not long was looking for retro tv adverts and there was a video of a (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 29, 10:04:09
    - "Go To Work on an Egg" was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 10:06:21
- "inadvertantly" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:55:58
  - So what was your search criteria then.....inadvertantly! (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 29, 09:58:35
    - He typed in "hard core", cos he is a hard core skater dude or a hard core metal fan (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 10:05:04
  - Where's my help re: torrents? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 29, 09:58:25
    - Bristol probably (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 10:06:39
Excellent Virgin highlights, I bet you'll never hear Motson say "Aww shucks" (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 29, 09:22:43
- Except that Virgin Media won't permit access over here (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 09:28:48
  - In Egypt is it called "72 Virgins In Paradise" Media? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:31:56
    - is that for real? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 29, 10:27:40
    - Sounds like Mohammed was after very young girls to me.... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 29, 10:08:02
      - He married a 9 year old. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 10:09:56
        
        he could be more certain of getting a virgin that way (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 10:12:13
        
        But being the true Gent that he was (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 10:13:38
        
        In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is only 13 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 10:21:13
        
        Thankyou Shakespeare. (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 29, 10:23:22
        
        Apparently Shakespeare didn't solely write Macbeth. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 10:27:42
        
        I thought it was him and Ben Elton?? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 29, 10:30:22
        
        she was his favorite wife too!! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 29, 10:15:38
    - Except I doubt that there are 72 virgins in total in Egypt (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 09:35:09
      - Won't be. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 29, 10:00:20
        
        No, they're a "different" kind of virgin. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 10:02:03
    - "The marrow of her shins is visible to the eyes." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:34:17
  - It's on Anglia apparently.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:30:29
  - you can see them on the anglia news website... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Nov 29, 09:30:12
    - TYVM (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 29, 09:31:38
      - I think it is about 4 minutes in for the goals (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Nov 29, 09:32:50
Can anyone recommend a decent postal DVD rental service? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:11:38
- Amazon are jolly good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:26:09
  - Is that not just for buying OG? or do they do rental as well? I'll have a look. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:34:04
    - No, they do rentalage as well and are cheap and reliable (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:38:53
- Lovefilm.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:18:26
  - I've just done a look at that. Is that the one you use Mr R? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:21:45
    - It has been known. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:24:50
      - '40 Lashes' has 5 pints in salt. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:27:31
        
        What fight? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:29:05
        
        I hope Hatton pulls the other boy's head off and spits down his neck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:50:00
        
        Surely shits? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:51:05
        
        Either/or, not fussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:53:46
        
        Tudders and LOJ in a "celebrity death match" tag wrestling bout against selwyn and a pig (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:34:18
        
        You should put that on PPV. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:37:08
        
        Who'd win in a proper go between Tudders and Selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:38:34
        
        We all would if that happened, all of us, winners to a man. It would be a roight hell-up (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:58:46
        
        Not everyone can be a winner in life, malky, that's another myth stemming from cheesecloth (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 10:01:00
        
        Selwyn, with the Big Daddy SPLASHDOWN!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:41:45
        
        "Pig Daddy Splashdown" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:49:27
        
        A Parliament of owls (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:41:16
        
        I'd've got that, you should have had me on the team. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:49:11
        
        Next one's the day after Boxing Day.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:50:43
        
        Brill - I'd call that a 90% probable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 09:53:17
        
        It's a parliament of ROOKS, intut, not owls (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:42:55
        
        ...and owls apparently (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:45:35
        
        "The aforementioned owl", Dixon of Dock Green tastic (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:52:14
        
        The Owl Pages! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:49:27
        
        oh yeah - I'm ahead of myself. Even so.... might just head out for the numbers coming in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:32:59
      - What quiz team name did you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 09:26:34
        
        40 Lashes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:28:09
  - I've got a few "love" films that you can borrow (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 29, 09:19:22
    - Any good 'uns? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 29, 09:20:20
      - Midgets, dwarves, albninos, you name it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 29, 09:55:58
        
        What about dwarf albinos? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 29, 09:57:37
        
        All combinations of the above are available. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 29, 10:03:34
- Graham can (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 09:13:13
  - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 09:14:16
Did they literally unveil him? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 15:47:11
- Big "ta-daaa" moment when they unwrapped a shemagh from around his head. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 16:20:24
- Yes - he was under a big tilt. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 15:52:46
  - or kilt? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 28, 16:04:58
- unveiled a female moslem fridge (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 28, 15:52:08
Sudan Update - that there teacher has been charged (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 28, 15:26:46
- Amazing that she can be................. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 28, 15:40:38
  - religion does exist (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 28, 15:55:52
    - mohammed ? well i have never seen him. I am of the belief that he does not or has (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 28, 16:27:20
      - He definitely existed, in the same way Jesus did. That doesn't mean that (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 16:34:57
  - Hint: when calling people stupid, please try always to spell "stupid" correctly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:44:45
    - thankyou Mr Arizona (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 28, 16:28:25
- Good job she dint let herself get raped - (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 15:29:23
  - yeah, i read something like that happened recently, mental. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 28, 15:30:35
    - completely insane (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 15:34:54
      - as are some horses. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 15:53:46
        
        Or Parisians, that jump into the local river. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 15:59:01
Are we really that bad?! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 28, 15:09:54
- you must have an early edition.... (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 28, 15:24:36
- don't buy such a shite paper then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 15:21:27
  - yeah, should of got the Daily Star, more tits in there :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:26:43
    - I dont know....Keeley is looking very nice today (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 28, 15:33:00
- the report is in my sun on page 62, top left (NCFC) - roland rat, Nov 28, 15:12:19
  - You sure you got the Sun? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 28, 15:16:37
    - yeah def there and def the sun (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Nov 28, 15:20:09
  - i must just be going blind..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 28, 15:13:33
    - It's not in mine either. (NCFC) - Fleggster, Nov 28, 15:15:03
      - localised sports page I guess.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 28, 15:18:37
        
        Nah, just a shite paper (n/m) (NCFC) - Fleggster, Nov 28, 15:19:31
        
        Yuk. Not used I hope (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 28, 15:20:23
      - DNB (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 15:15:15
        
        I'm not blubbing about it like Ingi though (NCFC) - Fleggster, Nov 28, 15:17:54
        
        Yeah, that was a classic blub... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 15:21:24
        
        I'd rather be from than the West Midlands anyday (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:24:47
        
        I saw that interview too, funny as fuck. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:36:55
        
        ja sehr gut kipper tie (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:38:09
        
        Each to their own (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 15:26:42
        
        You're settling into Norfolk well - mixing up bought and brought like a proper local. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:37:59
        
        I actually typed 'brought' and changed it because I thought I'd got it wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 15:39:07
        
        Practically a native. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:45:04
        
        opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:34:40
        
        No, FACT (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 15:35:40
        
        no, no it isn't actually (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:37:19
        
        to be fair, it is a wrath FACT, surely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 16:04:15
        
        *the north (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:25:38
    - too many "look who's clunge we snapped getting out of a taxi" reads :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:14:56
    - That's what happens if you look at Page 3 first... (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Nov 28, 15:14:34
    - page 3 intut... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:14:18
I've just had some spam email from Fuckstick Bouffant Marta (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:24:55
- so fucking what (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:25:57
We can do some shit jokes now if you want (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:19:16
- Oh ok. What do you call a man who used to like tractors ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 14:23:46
  - An ex-tractor fan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 14:26:42
    - What kind of name is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:27:50
  - Tony Martin? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:25:13
  - that is the only joke my dad will ever tell (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:24:39
    - How come? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:26:35
      - it's the only one he can ever remember (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:32:54
        
        There's a dog in our street called Elvis. I used to think my Dad looked like Elvis (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:34:32
        
        My dogs's got two cocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 14:35:21
        
        I see (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:36:35
  - paul? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 14:24:33
  - Mohammed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:24:10
what do you call a man with a hundred rabbits up his bum? (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Nov 28, 14:08:35
- Warren (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 28, 14:25:05
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:20:43
- depends what his name is (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 14:13:13
- Jamaica? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 14:09:16
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Nov 28, 14:11:15
- Doug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:09:08
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Nov 28, 14:11:21
- DYBBI (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:08:59
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Nov 28, 14:05:29
- Kes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:09:32
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:07:05
- Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 14:06:47
- roland rat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 14:06:26
- Anything you like, he can't hear you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:06:19
- Is it Tristan ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 14:06:14
Hey, OG, when you become "disturbed of Tunbridge Wells", (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 13:59:49
- No, commuting (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:00:32
  - Retiring would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 14:01:28
    - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:02:45
      - And by the way, I'm going to be "disgusted", not "disturbed" (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:03:31
        
        Dirty (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:06:57
        
        ffs ww2 and wrong place (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:07:38
        
        Tis you sir, apparently, who is disturbed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 14:08:20
        
        What should I be then when I move to Preston? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 14:04:53
        
        A dirty northern bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:06:20
        
        But I won't be, I'll just, sorry joost, be living there (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 14:07:33
        
        Ding ding ding right answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:06:42
Wonder if bigfeller has got over his despair and woe (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 28, 13:17:50
- Camara and Pattison weren't good last night (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 13:28:15
  - 2 very competative matches in the space of 72 hrs (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 28, 13:32:22
    - Fuck me (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:41:36
      - VERY I hope, however... (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 28, 13:48:51
      - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:42:41
  - I saw sheff weds beat blackpool last month (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 13:31:22
    - so your point is that.... (NCFC) - matgore, Nov 28, 13:39:47
      - nothing really (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 13:41:19
  - But... (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:29:54
    - And, as Roeder has already pointed out... (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:31:49
      - 2 games a season would take it out of some... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 13:33:06
        
        who like? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 13:38:07
        
        Hartson as we found out (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 28, 13:42:50
        
        Bogarde (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:40:32
        
        Dirk or Humphrey? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 28, 13:41:44
        
        Humphrey ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:41:03
        
        him too (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:42:57
        
        me (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 13:38:25
        
        it'd be one game for me (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 13:39:10
    - As I didn't go to Plymouth.... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 13:30:48
      - ........ (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:33:13
      - Let me clarify (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:32:52
        
        Was it a black squirrel? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 13:38:00
        
        Or just a normal one, dressed like a ninja ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:41:35
        
        Yeah it was (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:39:26
        
        Squirrels like being nutted, they love nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 13:41:58
        
        Don't let them get bored, they hate having nutting to do... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:43:13
        
        You see (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:42:40
        
        Bastud, that's the one that comes in my garden. (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 28, 13:40:58
      - Yes... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:31:54
- To be he would be among a fair few at the time, quoting stats about relegating teams (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 13:24:03
- No doubt he'll tell us all about it.... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:19:33
- Was he full of woe and despair? Don't remember that (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 13:19:13
  - Acshually if, as you said t'other day, you had (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 28, 13:21:09
    - I've been delighted to discover that there are many inhabitants of this board (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 13:22:50
  - Yes, indeed. He experienced "a crushing sense of despair". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:20:36
    - Cor, he's not got much left in the emotional tank for a major life disaster then (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 13:23:35
      - You'd guess not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:27:01
      - What, something like Ben introducing a message word-limit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 28, 13:26:04
        
        Chortle (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 13:26:37
    - Overthetoptastic (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 28, 13:21:40
Are the goals from last night's Norwich game on the world wide t'interweb anywhere? (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:10:25
- They was on SSN this morning. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:21:33
  - All of them ? I've seen the 3rd, but that's it. And I had SSN on in the bar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:29:45
    - Yep - they showed the last one as a taster (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:32:41
      - You're bloody kidding. Arse. No chance this sort of time of the afternoon then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:35:23
        
        Shink not, not on a day when there's Big European games to preview over and over and over (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:37:40
        
        They haven't replied to my email, the bastards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 13:44:33
  - I was knocking one out then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:23:03
- werent even on Skysports last night... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 28, 13:13:32
  - Boooooooooooooooo#] (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:13:49
    - Not sure what that the "#] is all about - I have clunge fingers today (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:14:24
Couple of questions (NCFC) - trt354, Nov 28, 13:01:43
- Gunn saved one vs Luton (away) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:14:10
- Marshall vs Grimsby FA Cup (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:09:38
- Greeno Never, Judas saved a few, including one at Blackpool! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Nov 28, 13:07:52
- Blackpool away (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:05:04
  - Thanks for that I'll go back to trying to work it out myself (n/m) (NCFC) - trt354, Nov 28, 13:08:19
    - Thought Marshall did earlier this season ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 13:12:47
      - He saved two in a shoot-out away at Rochdale, but I can't remember any others. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:22:20
      - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:13:50
Ottosson, Creosote, Berlin Canary, Riverking, Nasium, Meeky, (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 28, 12:43:03
- Ha ha! (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:04:12
  - ah bless.... I wouldn't have guessed... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 28, 13:06:46
    - It was actually wasn't it? (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:11:02
      - Do you like Glenn Mr C? I've not managed to see a game since he took over... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:12:22
        
        selwyn's the happiest I've known him (NCFC) - Small, Nov 28, 13:22:44
        
        That was rather good (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:26:57
        
        You see I like Selwyn (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:25:17
        
        Crewe away is splendid. It's not possible to dislike people you meet away at Crewe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 13:28:05
        
        yep - nicest supporters in the country - always said that (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 28, 14:00:52
        
        I miss Crewe away (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:29:03
        
        only experienced him once (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 13:27:33
        
        Well it's early days (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:20:45
        
        Good stuff, ta (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:25:47
        
        BTW (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:27:18
        
        Yes I maybe Mr C but would have to speak to the future Mrs FP... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:29:51
        
        Yeah whenever (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:31:00
        
        Splendid. Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:32:25
        
        I'll email you (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:34:25
        
        It's the Googlemail one, same as the AOHell one but without the AOHell bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:35:42
        
        Oh don't get techy on me (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 13:36:53
        
        And yes, I interested. That post reads like I couldn't give a fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:30:40
        
        *am* FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:30:49
        
        *camcan* even (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 13:12:36
Homework: When was the last time we had two successive two-or-more-goal-margin wins? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:07:30
- November 2007 (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 28, 12:19:51
  - no. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 12:32:39
    - I agree with Tricky. I win - me me me.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:49:35
    - no (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 12:40:37
    - Oh my Lord I think that's my first ever (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 12:33:10
      - A triple-header too. Splendid work. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:34:45
  - no. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 12:32:39
    - I agree with Tricky. I win - me me me.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:49:48
  - no. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 12:32:39
    - I agree with Tricky. I win - me me me.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:49:58
  - agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 12:22:32
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 12:22:09
- L'arganth wins..... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:15:55
- February 2006 (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 28, 12:13:35
- July 2007 (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:13:14
  - Competetive games, boy, competitive games. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:17:49
    - Well you didn't say so sir (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 12:19:20
    - The answer is correct within the parameters of the question as given. (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:18:46
      - I retract that - cookpassbabtridge is correcter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:21:27
        
        and there i was thinking this morning had been a waste (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 28, 12:23:05
      - No it's not. See my answer above. (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 28, 12:21:13
- February 2006 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 12:13:13
- Dunno (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 12:12:34
  - Into the corner with a pointy hat. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:17:07
    - The pointy birds, oh pointy-pointy. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:20:36
      - Ah! That's beautiful.. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 28, 12:38:39
- February 2006 (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 28, 12:12:08
- February 2006 (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 12:11:24
- February 2006 (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 28, 12:10:39
- February 2006 (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:10:04
- 1921 (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 28, 12:09:34
- February 2006 (NCFC) - Fleggster, Nov 28, 12:08:47
  - Coo. That was ages ago. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:12:09
    - Sir! They're all cheating! (n/m) (NCFC) - Fleggster, Nov 28, 12:12:31
It's quiz night tonight, so taking on Small's mantle, we need a name for our team... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:29:21
- Wrathers Revenge (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 28, 13:40:41
- Wild Hogs (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 12:46:06
- Our Bear Is Called Edward, Honest Officer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 12:14:50
- Ooo, what was the name, seeing as I posted a brazillion? Do I get a prize? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 12:07:37
  - Jeez, how much did Royal Mail charge for that ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:11:50
    - I got the Met to shoot him lots of times with dum-dum bullets (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 12:14:02
- My fridge is full of pork fat (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 28, 12:01:45
- foie gras wasn't that good tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:54:47
- Labour party donors (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 28, 11:50:45
- Evans reunited with lovechild Chedwin at last (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:48:38
- quizteama aguilera (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 28, 11:48:02
- The Jizzy Tissues (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 11:45:35
- Ali G's are slickers (n/m) (General Chat) - Splendid_Rush, Nov 28, 11:43:39
- Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:41:34
- Drinks on the House (General Chat) - pieman63, Nov 28, 11:39:09
- Muhammed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:38:16
  - 40 lashes for pants, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 28, 11:42:44
  - Mohammed Bear (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:40:35
    - If the team name ISN'T Mohammed Bear there should be 40 lashes all round... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:01:08
- tropical fish or a bit of old carpet (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Nov 28, 11:37:57
- Phil Mictchell's G String (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:37:34
- Exploding Herpes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:36:46
- Graham QuizTeam (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 28, 11:36:39
- Persephone does Swaffham (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:35:46
  - But you know it would get pronounced "Percy Foon"... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 12:00:04
- Dave (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 28, 11:34:02
- fRED wEST AND cHUMS (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:33:05
  - Fred West Tuna (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:58:13
    - It's the young women that Fred West rejects that makes Fred West the Best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:05:12
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 12:07:22
  - cAPTIAL mALFUNCTION (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 28, 11:34:38
  - Oops, caps spastic, Fred West and Chums (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:33:50
    - The Spastics Caps ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 28, 11:35:05
- Maxine's Car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:31:45
- Donkeylashers (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 28, 11:30:30
The unforgettable Selwyn, Greatest Hits 10CD Boxset, £1.19 Only at Asda (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 10:48:51
- I quite like selwyn, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 28, 11:22:38
  - True, a bit of faith in the team wouldn't go a miss though (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 11:27:17
- He really is a nidiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:53:12
  - And every single time he is challenged, he claims to be only joking... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 10:58:08
    - Agree totally. (n/m) (NCFC) - Splendid_Rush, Nov 28, 11:18:43
    - What I particualtrly love though is (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 28, 10:59:42
      - some people follow football (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:04:55
        
        Not strictly true - a very happy man against Cov. No abuse hurling at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:10:19
        
        who, you or selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:18:14
        
        Sellers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:18:46
        
        Fickle then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 11:11:36
        
        ...just shouts it like he sees it I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:18:28
        
        The way I see it is (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:20:20
        
        He is Norwich through and through but just very negative (n/m) (NCFC) - Splendid_Rush, Nov 28, 11:21:45
        
        Didn't do that at the Cov game is all I am saying. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:21:39
- Christ. Depressing? Makes Radiohead seem like the Cheeky Girls. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 28, 10:51:47
  - Close... (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 28, 11:06:34
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 28, 11:40:52
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 10:51:29
How on earth can Stooke afford to only charge £6 (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 28, 10:41:49
- Special sponsors promotion (n/m) (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Nov 28, 10:57:06
- There is a huge oil reserve about a mile down under The Britannia - I have seen cats (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 10:52:12
  - Izzard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:53:35
    - intut. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 10:55:29
      - I sometimes think that you (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 28, 11:17:04
        
        Not really. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:20:06
    - Steve McQueen Cat with soil down his pyjama bottoms. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:54:38
      - Steady Ginger, we'll talk you down. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 10:56:00
        
        Oh look, it's a Mazda. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:58:22
        
        Dr. Boutros Boutros Ghali Smallkid (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:02:41
        
        Rough his hair up - he hates that. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:04:22
        
        Your tech chap hasn't emailed me back by the way. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:12:53
        
        Still awaiting approval of new visuals from Alex - par for the course. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 11:17:44
        
        Figgers. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:18:50
- Capacity of c28,000, average attendance of c13,000 (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:51:30
  - "Maths"??? - (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 28, 10:52:43
    - lost .com (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:05:58
    - Yes, "Maths", like sums, and that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:55:33
- desperation (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 28, 10:43:06
  - Certainly sounds like it (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 28, 10:51:54
OK, help needed, real dilema for saturday (NCFC) - megson, Nov 28, 10:21:44
- Take your friends with you to Stook - it's only sick squid a ticket, even for grown-ups. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 10:29:32
- we will lose (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 28, 10:27:51
- Norwich comes first mate. Everytime. (n/m) (NCFC) - Splendid_Rush, Nov 28, 10:22:55
Urgent help required - Music Fans ! ! ! !! (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 16:37:13
- i have mailed it to you. did you get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Nov 27, 17:25:06
  - I did. Cheers - I owe you one! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:34:46
    - anytime. no worries mate (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Nov 27, 17:35:25
- haregoo (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 16:54:03
  - dont trust that site. it talks about money? (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:06:08
    - It's a system by which the relative worth of items can be measured. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 17:07:13
      - we're not talking about fridges again are we? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:08:10
  - who's the Clump on the right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 27, 16:55:42
    - That's Tammy from North Woolwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 16:57:03
      - I think I've just pulled (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 27, 17:04:42
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 16:54:17
- im now downloading it. how do you up-load something on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Nov 27, 16:52:12
  - no, use one of them sites like Megaupload, etc (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:03:30
    - or zip it up and mail me on (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:07:07
      - computer is on a go slow at the moment. as soon as it is ................................. (General Chat) - river end riot, Nov 27, 17:13:51
- sorry i have never heard of it...................................... ...................... (General Chat) - river end riot, Nov 27, 16:46:56
- Ex Norwich managers (General Chat) - Caveman, Nov 27, 16:42:30
  - On the flip side (General Chat) - raretek, Nov 27, 17:41:53
- Even if I had it, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 16:38:56
  - waft a copy of it under a plexicographers pet weasel near your goblin teasmades usb port (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:40:54
    - .... (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 27, 16:53:58
      - "Holiday gifts" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 17:00:57
        
        Tut, tut, soooo out of touch;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 17:01:56
      - indeed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:59:07
    - Ahh, you mean like this? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 16:50:32
      - quite possibly yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:51:59
Grant for Scotland (Other Football) - Caveman, Nov 27, 16:34:46
- 1/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 27, 16:37:29
- They get enough subsidies as it is, the scotch. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 16:35:43
  - Very good (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Nov 27, 16:58:10
FAO/ Ariyona Bayleaf (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:29:43
- It's 24 inches from my right hand as I type, on my desk. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 16:32:14
  - i just unwrapped it and popped it in my dvdaphone (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:34:01
    - Splendid, lovely old Iceland. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 16:35:10
      - proper mentallists (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:37:07
        
        the movie is truly magnificent btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:39:40
        
        I expected it might be. I'm saving it for a evening in alone (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 16:47:22
        
        Mrs Blander would also say suffern simmler (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:51:20
        
        Fuckapoi, that makes me quite exclusive then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 16:49:42
bad Sex Awards (ied should not read this, he's impressionable and it might put him off) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 27, 15:48:27
- Grauniad = (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 16:08:26
- The David Thewlis, him what's swiving that Anna Friel the lucky scrote? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 16:01:18
- "her fanny looked like a tropical fish or a bit of old carpet." (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 15:54:43
  - Actually you're right about that, there's a lot of mbk style writing in there (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 27, 16:04:39
- You are obsessed with IED's virgininity. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 15:49:09
  - Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 27, 15:51:31
    - My bone hurts (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 15:53:23
Ev fell off. And then there were two? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 15:44:44
- Girls: shit on motorbikes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 15:46:03
  - So do some boys though. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 15:47:43
    - I'm not sure, she wunt going right quick, so she might be alright. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 15:58:14
  - you, shit on anything (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 15:46:56
    - You shit up your own usb and then digitise it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 15:48:20
Imagine my delight when I managed to get my Sky box working (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 14:07:52
- Yeah, 'cos what your wife is doing in your bedroom while you're overseas is "watching tv" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 14:14:23
  - earning some wedge hopefully (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 14:15:12
    - *jangles change* (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 27, 14:33:17
      - No need for a tip (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 14:34:40
- I'm sure we will find something else to do. (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Nov 27, 14:12:40
Farmers, oil barons, terrorists, Honda: All bastards (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 13:48:01
- I drive a Honda, it's fucking gggggreat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 14:03:13
  - i do too, and it is rather splendid (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 14:20:15
- I like this bit (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 13:58:29
- I read on tinternet that you can run your diesel car on old chip oil (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 13:57:57
  - You can put a match out in a bucket of diesel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 14:04:00
- The jihadi extremism (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 27, 13:49:55
  - I think you're all missing the point of his argument... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 27, 13:53:32
    - All DJs are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 13:58:55
      - Booooo! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 14:01:12
        
        Yeah but John Peel was a proper DJ, not like the tools Panda's on about (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 14:03:34
        
        exactly, so not all DJs are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 14:07:00
        
        I used to listen to Perfumed Garden on Sunday arvo while (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 14:26:54
        
        Sexist (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 27, 14:04:12
      - Spinderella wasn't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 27, 13:59:50
Ludite question. This is a bit beyond me - (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:41:27
- i will occasionally download tv programmes to watch on my laptop (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 12:53:30
- People do watch TV via thier PC. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:51:37
  - Good lord, you live n learn. BTW, can you get ordinary tellys any more? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:55:07
    - To save money on a flat-screen TV (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 27, 14:45:07
- Posted some links on here (General Chat) - Cannydc, Nov 27, 12:44:13
Sounds for incoming E-mail (General Chat) - Cannydc, Nov 27, 12:35:50
- couldn't you get it to do an on the ball city ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 27, 12:55:23
- I have the Tardis when my PC boots up and closes down. Also (General Chat) - um_gah, Nov 27, 12:44:50
- I still have the standard outlook alert, but now you have started something... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 12:43:25
- Nothing - don't want to know till I'm ready to read them. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:42:45
  - Fuck me, I get about 300 a day! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:53:23
    - You have too many friends:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:57:10
- I have the Monty Python one. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 27, 12:41:52
  - I think the French are the only nationality that thinks (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 27, 12:42:52
    - They still love Benny Hill. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 27, 12:44:24
- Nothing at all. Audible email alerts, particularly "funny" ones are the work of the devil (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:39:09
  - I have to agree, it's the new "white socks" at the office (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 12:41:42
    - "white sock wearers" - used to be known as schmos, along with those (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:45:19
      - Men wearing sandals and socks (General Chat) - Cannydc, Nov 27, 12:46:56
        
        Good god, yes. Also, shorts with ordinary socks and dead mans shoes shoes (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:50:04
        
        "dead mans shoes shoes" Huh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:52:12
        
        You knew (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:57:27
        
        I really don't. Presuming one of those "shoes" was surplus, what are "dead mans shoes"?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:58:37
        
        Nasty, formal black work shoes, like what dead men are dressed in (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 13:03:57
  - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 27, 12:40:51
- silence (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 12:37:37
Going to the toilet in Asda. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 27, 11:52:25
- ........ (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 12:22:21
- Jeez.....just going to Asda is bad enough (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Nov 27, 11:57:26
- i went to the toilet in Morrisons after a game once (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 11:55:12
  - Some old Cov blook in front of me in t hot dog queue on (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 12:16:28
    - Crofty ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 27, 12:38:26
    - Saladavoidancetastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:18:00
  - Was it Chris Martin? (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Nov 27, 12:13:06
- Every little helps, I'm told (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 11:54:21
  - That would be Tesco (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:55:17
    - Thought that were Asda where the bird pats her arse and says - (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 11:58:32
      - thats asda price (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 12:24:08
      - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 27, 12:01:46
Has anyone got a photo of the outside of Yellows? (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 27, 11:36:03
- Arrs got a feckin well dank hand dryer in t bogs - (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 27, 11:41:53
  - Yeah, they've got those nuclear powered dryers in the Coach and Horses too (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:42:49
    - The Bull in Fakenham has driers powered by Rolls Royce engines (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:50:01
      - That's what the dyson ones do, make your hands go like you're skydiving, and you can see a (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:52:08
    - The Dyson ones? They're small smart - got them in the Eden Project, and the shitters flus (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:44:40
      - No they're Xlerators - these bad boys... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 27, 11:47:17
        
        Hand drier porn - this is the Daddy (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:50:19
        
        I think I'll get me one of them for the bar toilets... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 27, 11:55:09
        
        Zut alors! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:56:05
        
        Talking of which...Uncle Arganth's trip to Nontron Post Office yesterday... (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 27, 12:06:21
        
        lol (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 12:11:44
        
        I'm on a trawl of small post offices in the area this afternoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 27, 12:17:52
      - Nope... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:46:09
        
        They have those in my gym, could knock a small child or elderly person for six! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 11:52:51
        
        Oh, they've got them in Asdas near me. They're about 0.0001 as good as the Dyson ones. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:47:28
        
        is this the Dyson one? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 11:50:17
        
        That's the chap. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:53:44
        
        asda = cheap (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 27, 11:48:36
        
        Going to the toilet in Asda... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:48:18
        
        Tell me about it, spesh the one near me, needs must though (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:53:22
- I can get you one at lunch when I go home if you need (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:37:21
  - That would be great - thanks (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 27, 11:38:52
    - Okie dokie... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 11:41:25
      - Here (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 27, 11:43:54
Bit of team news from the official shite for tonight... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 11:30:36
- I love Dion (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 27, 11:32:39
  - Would you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:37:04
    - Fuck yes (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 27, 11:37:42
      - you bunch of yellow fags (n/m) (NCFC) - magicsback, Nov 27, 11:39:49
      - Probably would too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:38:19
  - Gay Budgie takes it up the arse (n/m) (NCFC) - magicsback, Nov 27, 11:36:01
Stook's only six quid. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:18:44
Talking of electrical goods, can any recommend a good i-pod docking speaker type thang? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 10:31:52
- Hughes in Norwich have something called the iValve (i think)... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 10:54:19
  - iTube (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:02:41
    - this is the one Hughes have (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:21:43
      - Ohhhhh I've made a small tent!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 11:26:08
        
        Jolly Green Giant (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:31:16
        
        Elton Johns? No wonder your mrs was embarrased. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 11:37:52
        
        The only good song he's ever done. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:40:26
        
        But Lol anyway, you're quite right (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:42:16
        
        OH GOD! I just made a mess on my desk. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 11:37:50
- Try the Apple Ipod stereo.... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 10:35:46
  - link here for you... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 10:40:15
    - Many thanks, is the sound quality as good as a hi-fi? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 10:41:54
      - Ipod Hifi review... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 11:00:52
      - I've got no complaints and I'm an ex-DJ so a bit picky about that sorta thing... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 10:46:26
      - just get a docking station (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 27, 10:44:11
        
        RCA Doh! (n/m) (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Nov 27, 10:48:09
        
        Docking station (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 10:47:30
        
        Arizona Bay has a docking station (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 10:50:04
        
        Hent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 10:58:00
        
        Sorry got mixed up, forgot you're a taker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 11:01:13
        
        derr... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 11:02:52
        
        How come you're such an expert? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 11:07:27
        
        it's a basic grasp of the English language pants... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 11:22:35
  - Is that the one shaped like a brick for around £250? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 27, 10:39:55
    - Yup, thats the one (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Nov 27, 10:40:36
- The Bose one is supposed to be very good... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 27, 10:35:45
  - I've got the Bose one (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Nov 27, 12:57:47
just bought this, highly recommended if after electrical xmas pressie (General Chat) - CarrowRoeder, Nov 27, 10:10:37
- thats a bit rubbish really (General Chat) - XXL16s_babyface, Nov 27, 10:34:41
  - fairy muff (General Chat) - XXL16s_babyface, Nov 27, 10:43:54
    - Know what you're saying. For me it's got 'bedroom furniture' written all over it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 27, 10:49:57
      - each to there own i guess! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - XXL16s_babyface, Nov 27, 10:56:52
        
        unless you're pk (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 11:02:04
        
        lol no comment (n/m) (General Chat) - XXL16s_babyface, Nov 27, 11:04:39
      - I've still got an old tv :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 10:51:02
        
        You are an old tv. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 10:58:51
        
        Danny La Rue? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 10:52:50
        
        Sean Bean (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 10:59:47
        
        snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 10:57:51
  - Errr - I'm not seeing the '.../DVD combi' bit on that one... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 27, 10:37:02
- Wow, thats some price! I have been looking at 32"'s for around £400 mark (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 10:27:43
- I prefer the Don Goodmans version which comes with a big afro (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Nov 27, 10:12:24
  - I'm going as the Butler in Clue (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 10:16:33
    - Good Stuff..Tim Curry at his finest. (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Nov 27, 10:30:38
      - I rembr Jane Weildin as much as I remember a film where Patsy Kensit keeps her clothes on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 10:34:01
        
        has there been one? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 10:35:07
The Sun's "Have Your Say" on the Mohammed Bear incident: a digest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 09:53:26
- fendertele is surely using sarcasm (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 10:16:29
  - Now, I don't think so, full text follows: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 10:17:59
    - hmmm, that is a bit ambiguous (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 10:21:50
- lol lovely old sun readers. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 27, 09:57:40
- Excellent stuff...now go and have a good scrub. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 27, 09:56:01
what's it today then...cookers ? dishwashers ? washingmachines ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 07:23:06
- Vacuum cleaners I think (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 07:27:26
  - Talking about Vacuums its amazing how many people say Hoover, when that is a brand name, a (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 09:51:58
    - Biro (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 09:57:40
      - You can't vacuum the carpet with one of them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 27, 09:58:57
        
        course you can (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 10:33:27
    - I went to an industrial revolution museum oop north when I were a nipper (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 09:56:59
  - Do not trust this man, bad worker... (NCFC) - sixthgo, Nov 27, 09:10:23
  - Have you seen then new hand held dyson? (NCFC) - megson, Nov 27, 08:46:39
    - this one (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 08:57:01
      - that's it. (NCFC) - megson, Nov 27, 09:17:40
    - is it just me or do Dyson never quote power i.e. 2000w. I know it is about suction power (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 08:50:00
      - Wattage given on most vacuum's is down to the power fo the motor I think.. (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 08:56:02
    - Now that IS sexy (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 08:48:59
  - i cant see the link there, any reason ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 07:29:39
    - ha to be a lot of wrathing potential in a Dyson (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 08:01:23
      - if you buy one of them you'll be Dyson with death (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 08:45:17
        
        Personally (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 08:47:50
    - but as old git said, yeserday will go down as " WOTB Fridge Monday" ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 07:30:24
      - yes but Dysons are over rated and sell just on the name alone. We have an... (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 09:03:43
        
        Yes... (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 09:22:02
        
        i know, i was chuckling to msyelf about this. The only saving grace being.... (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 09:24:22
        
        I would love to be at work (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 09:46:52
        
        I bet it's not complete.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 09:22:58
        
        I employ a maid mate (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 09:24:11
        
        During the adolesent years............................. (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Nov 27, 09:28:35
        
        Russell Brand supposedly lost his virginity to Henry Hoover (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 09:35:09
        
        He'd still want to buy it a pint of bitter... (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 27, 10:12:19
        
        roffleage (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 11:44:15
        
        PK would enjoy that chat (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 27, 10:13:31
        
        No (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 09:29:27
        
        Is it an industrial vacuum? (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 09:47:34
        
        The ONLY people I've ever known to have problems with Dyson's.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 09:20:59
        
        The only downsides about those Dyson handhelds are that don't last long after charged and (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Nov 27, 09:49:15
        
        ah but how long do you need it for? (NCFC) - megson, Nov 27, 10:00:44
        
        we've had ours for yars (NCFC) - megson, Nov 27, 09:23:29
        
        I've got a handheld BlackandDecker dustbuster... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 27, 09:24:58
        
        rolf (NCFC) - megson, Nov 27, 09:26:54
        
        I'm told that she can (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 09:26:43
Facial hair (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:24:46
- A goatee without the goat (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 26, 17:10:11
- Trevor Eve style stubble (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 26, 16:55:26
- Danger (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 26, 16:40:28
  - I'd describe that more as a hair log (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 16:43:45
- Black hair , black moustache, side parting, Autrian (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:32:26
  - Hitler, more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 26, 16:44:46
- I reckon IED doesn't have a hair on his boddy, apart from his head (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:29:50
  - How do you know? (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 26, 18:25:19
- ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 16:29:33
- One wisp on the side. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 26, 16:28:17
- kinky... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:28:04
- Two day stubble, will be gone tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:27:13
- I am a pognophobe (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:26:05
  - eurgh, gay! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:36:26
Do Matty Pattison look liked John Hartson? (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 26, 16:19:45
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 17:33:50
- Hot pot buffet dinner (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:21:06
  - Pigeon fancying... (NCFC) - Dog, Nov 26, 16:23:09
  - I hope the new Pigeon Tax isn't going to hit your budget too hard, AB (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:22:52
    - we're that poor our women have to swallow when blow jobbing (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 16:30:54
      - No wonder CB41's moving up there (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:32:41
    - That's the other side of the Pennines. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:25:32
      - Ey, the reet proper side. Arm gonna git some of them thar pigeons (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:27:19
  - Oof. Racist! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:22:18
- Yes, but thinner (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:20:34
Hardcore filth, super XXXX rated, Adults ONLY!! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 26, 16:11:41
- Sheeite, that's horreeble (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:14:45
  - I'd have it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:15:50
    - You mean you clicked on that link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:19:19
      - Yes, go on you know you want to!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 26, 16:22:26
        
        It's obviously safe (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:23:19
Is Songs of Praise on in a minute? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 26, 16:10:33
- haha, nearly spat drink out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:13:22
- No, that's on Sundays, love. You've clearly missed a day. Big night on Satdee was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:12:47
  - Think I've missed a week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 26, 16:17:29
- It's usually on sometime before Antiques Roadshows. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 26, 16:12:14
  - I love AR (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:17:03
    - Classic big train (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:37:27
    - I like it when said smug git brings along what he thinks is (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:23:53
      - You and malky are nasty (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:25:32
    - So do I. It is Sky Plussed, just in case. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 26, 16:19:49
Names for teddy bears? (General Chat) - quixote, Nov 26, 16:09:29
- meanwhile at Billy Connolly's new material brainstorming session..... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:14:46
- Well I believe this is ridiculous (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:11:56
  - That lost something in translation (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:18:51
  - in general thier whole culture is ridiculous if the truth be said. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:14:59
    - Ignorance (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:19:15
      - Floggings,stonings , lashings honour kilings...>>>>> (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:30:31
        
        You're right (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 16:43:45
        
        the crusades, homophobia, racism, child molestation covered up by the clergy... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:38:23
        
        Why would it be coming to a place near me very soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:37:25
        
        they should have thier mouths clamped open and force fed Mr McKays.. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:45:34
        
        well that does appear to be the general idea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:41:22
        
        Eh? The general idea of what? Who? The Daily Express? Your imagination? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:43:25
        
        Actually, in very hot climates avoiding pork is a perfectly rational and sensible descisio (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:33:27
        
        i have heard that before, but cannot remember the reasoning behind it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:48:40
        
        Because it's got really really nasty bacteria in it that go hog wild in the warmth. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:55:31
        
        thank ye for the lesson (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:58:26
        
        really spent 8 years in cyprus. Plus 30 deg 8 months of the year. Only advice we were .. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:36:26
        
        lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:38:12
        
        you got it mate. POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 16:31:55
        
        POTD whats that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:33:41
        
        pick on the dick (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:41:20
        
        Pork of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:38:55
        
        post of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 16:36:18
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 26, 16:38:16
      - Even Atkins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:19:52
  - I AM THETETRAGRAMMATRON (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:14:50
    - *does Transformers sound* (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:15:04
  - Because (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:13:32
- WW2 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:11:18
FAO OG (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:55:54
- Love the idea of lashing the children (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:00:52
  - Neither do I (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:02:50
    - I agree (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:04:15
- but surely that is true (n/m) (Other Football) - south, Nov 26, 15:59:36
  - nah (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:01:40
  - Well, yes, but (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:00:39
    - Oh for Pete's sake (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:03:28
      - Yeah I'm sure she kicked herself for missing that come-back (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:04:31
        
        That'll teach her to be ignorant (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:05:36
        
        Yeah, she should memorize Lord of the Rings as well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:06:47
        
        Well, even the most basic knowledge of Christian tradition (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:10:55
        
        Yeah, but what if you have no interest at all ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:12:40
        
        It's not about interest (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:15:26
        
        Who's Joseph? (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:19:16
        
        Stalin (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:22:55
        
        ohhhh, I liked him. (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 16:23:57
    - Yeah but he could still be a carpenter as well (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:02:39
      - Not unless he was a Pole (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:03:47
      - lol (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:03:34
        
        Unless it was self-assembly from Ikea (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:04:34
        
        If I can manage it (I can) I'm sure any old deity could manage it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:06:44
        
        At least now we know what happens to that missing screw... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:09:02
        
        why do i always end up with at least 9 screws left over? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:10:04
        
        You are GOD (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 16:13:33
        
        really? wow! (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:14:55
        
        Are you shit at DIY? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:11:30
        
        i have put together at least 27 items of Ikea furniture and noe of them have ever fallen (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:18:29
        
        yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:13:43
        
        Still working, hasn't burned the house down once. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 16:15:35
        
        *bows the knee* (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:17:54
Mate's just texted me saying they've just seen Seth Johnson in Sainsburys (Other Football) - pants, Nov 26, 15:40:10
- Well that proved to be a Hot point of discussion (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 26, 15:46:08
  - If you'd said Hotpoint we'd have got the joke. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:47:21
    - what a waste of bandwith (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 26, 15:49:04
      - *bandwidth* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:50:33
        
        STOP (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 26, 15:55:46
        
        grammar time (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 26, 15:57:16
        
        hammer time (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 15:56:36
- Shopping (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:42:32
- Fridge repair man (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:41:34
- The shopping, I should imagine. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 15:41:04
- shelf stacking? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 15:41:02
- shopping by the sound of it (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 26, 15:41:00
Do I need to find out if the new fridge we bought this year is a muslim or not? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:46:24
- Essential item for any muslim fridge (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 15:03:11
- Easy, does it refuse all food during daylight hours during ramadan? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 14:49:10
  - Has it blown up yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:52:04
    - dear oh dear.... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 26, 15:08:00
    - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 14:53:25
    - Is it okay to be racist on here now? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:53:06
      - So being a Muslim is a racial characteristic now, is it? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:54:14
        
        ahhhh, I clearly need educating in case I visit a big city :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 15:00:03
        
        Also, just in case you need it: don't run for the tube wearing a coat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 15:00:58
        
        If half your face might be thought to match the other half of a terror suspect's face (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:03:46
        
        i'm sure pants is so pasty-white that that shouldn't be a problem for him... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 15:03:02
        
        Yup, white as a sheet (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 15:07:04
        
        the tassel on the end of the hood just makes that look ridiculous (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 15:11:08
        
        I'm sure the met could edit some pictures to prove their point (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 15:03:59
        
        WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:04:58
        
        We all know that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:00:35
        
        You're the only person that still calls pants "gus". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 15:03:10
        
        I am ver ver old fashioned (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:05:25
        
        Haha (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 15:02:41
        
        I do (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:04:41
        
        fair enough (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 15:23:16
    - No to both queries. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:53:02
      - Has it got a tupperware box inside marked "Snakey's Bacon Sarnies"? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:57:37
        
        It hasn't, but as a clasically trained scientist I know that (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:59:42
        
        But what about absence of Snakey? Eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:01:02
        
        Absence of Snakey = a blessed relief. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 15:01:52
        
        miserable old sods *sniff (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 16:08:09
There is no debate. I am correct. You are spotty cheese dick cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:31:58
During the second flood this June, I saw a mucky great fridge freezer bobbing along the sw (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:28:14
- Was there a Muslim clinging to it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:49:59
  - Much like thier larger white cousins, icebergs, only a third of a floating fridge is visib (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:52:40
    - So it may in fact have been the bacon and other pork products fridge, containing Snakey (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:55:12
- Great fridge related post AB (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 14:32:34
FAO AB (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:18:14
- Very interesting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:21:17
  - almost certainly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:22:34
    - No, PC only, but I don't expect I'd be able to get a DRM'd video file (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:24:13
    - Get some name badges, you two (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:23:32
      - where did you find that photo? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:35:34
      - I'm distinguishable by the sheer volume of pen in my pocket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 14:25:20