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Greeno starts (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 6, 15:09:13
- So will we get some money on it? (n/m) (Other Football) - XXL16, Jun 6, 15:46:03
  - Only if Greeno plays with Dean Ashton (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 6, 19:39:38
- Good luck Greeno! Bet he's shitting himself (n/m) (Other Football) - Clipper, Jun 6, 15:29:33
  - He ought to be at home with Upson in front of him (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 6, 15:45:51
- Any streaming links? Dubbers? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 6, 15:21:02
  - This one is a good stream mate. (Other Football) - Alan, Jun 6, 15:56:20
  - Trying to frid better but this is working, not sure how long it will last.............. (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 15:34:16
    - Crikey! It took 7 minutes before there was a racist comment (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 6, 16:09:14
      - If only they good vote....oh..........!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 16:12:18
        
        Watched the Cricket in Delanys last night - oh dear Mr Small. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 16:13:09
        
        I just watched the Aus innings. They were spanking it out of the Oval (Other Football) - Small, Jun 6, 16:21:59
        
        Gayle's just hit two out of the ground off Lee. Massive (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 6, 16:25:51
        
        27 off the over - highlights are a must just for that (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 6, 16:29:48
        
        Gayle - Just dunt care. Frankly for the good of the Windies he should sod off.l (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 16:43:36
    - Splendid work sir. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 6, 15:38:31
      - KICK IT OFF.....just not the same. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 15:51:52
    - *find (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 15:34:29
This is utter shit from England (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 5, 20:13:57
- BROAD YOU MUG! (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 5, 21:04:30
- Just turned it on - Holy Moly! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 5, 20:26:31
  - that was hilarious (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 21:03:15
    - Unlike you to take pleasure from the negative (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 5, 22:53:38
      - what was negative about it? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 23:02:58
    - Well done the Cloggies, though (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 5, 21:05:17
      - Are you saying the Dutch have beaten England at cricket? (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 22:18:47
        
        Those Dutch, yes (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 5, 22:20:23
        
        that wouldn't be a huge change (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 23:15:38
        
        I'm a bit gutted that Botham and Bob Willisis weren't covering the game (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 5, 22:36:37
        
        well it's not proper cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 23:03:25
        
        agreed. it's like losing at French cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 23:16:09
        
        Fuck! In! Hell! (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 22:21:28
        
        Shexy Shtumpigol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 5, 22:38:30
      - they batted really well. (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 5, 21:08:09
        
        will still go through if beat Pakistan and (Other Sports) - DohertyYouOaf, Jun 5, 21:52:37
Get in there! Lovely old blue and yellow map of the country on the bbc. bye bye browny boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 18:49:35
- All the same, just belong to different colours (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 19:58:13
- ... (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 5, 19:37:01
  - I could really fancy a can of Lilt now (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:39:57
    - They do. It's no Um Bongo though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 20:29:19
- coup (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 5, 19:25:16
  - Caroline Flint, would you put your tick in her box? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:46:24
    - I'd be her Fred FLINTstone, and i'd make her bed rock (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 5, 19:51:22
    - I'd rub up and down on that Flint! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 19:49:53
- Click on the Norwich bit and there's a surprising amount of Green (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 18:57:38
  - come on you greens (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 20:03:47
- don't mind the yellow (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 18:53:24
  - because the red cunts have been oh so wonderful? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:16:00
    - best of a bad bunch (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:22:38
      - although the fact remains that even under New Labour (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:24:47
        
        i disagree - at least the Tories are honest ABOUT their cuntery (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:40:59
        
        and on what basis are they honest about anything? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:48:25
        
        they are honest about being cunts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:56:31
        
        that's true in some respects (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 20:43:33
        
        strange as it seems i think the following of surveys of public opinion is more of a new la (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 21:11:36
        
        agreed, Blair & co took it as far as they possibly could (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 21:25:04
        
        more than the tories could ever dream of? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:46:43
  - or simply too young to know (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 5, 18:55:43
    - yes perhaps (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:03:30
      - It's an ill wind..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 5, 19:05:32
Laser eye surgery. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:33:17
- Just get one done adn see how you get on (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:00:57
  - or just get a housekeeper with massive norks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 16:06:37
    - thems is huge 'tis the truth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:07:49
- if you are 45 or over and your eyes are packing up slowly don't bother (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:52:58
  - ^^ Aged over 45 with slowly failing eyesight ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:03:37
    - you missed out - with short arms and long pockets! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 16:05:46
      - And with gay glasses which he regrets buying. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:17:50
      - funny you should say that.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:16:05
    - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:05:14
      - ?30 unless Newcastle are paying half (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:06:37
- serious answer: (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:44:26
- My friend is an optician (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:40:44
  - Did he mention the eyelid clamps? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:54:26
- was asking a mate of mine who had it done whether he'd recommend it to me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:38:24
  - oh, and my mate also said that worse than the clamps was the smell... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:40:17
    - I've heard that too. Heard it explained like "that rank smell you get when you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:42:40
    - I know a few people who've had it and none of them said it was very painful (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 15:41:47
      - I can handle the pain. It's the clamps that concern me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:51:40
- Same boat as you. Would love to have my eyes fixed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:38:23
  - Doesn't bother me, but I've been wearing greggs since the 1840's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:39:46
    - They make me look like Mr Muscle off of adverts (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:47:49
      - do some contact lenses (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:49:22
        
        not an option (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:53:56
        
        I'm with you. I can't even put eyedrops in properly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:55:42
        
        i can't do eye-drops, but i used to wear contacts for about a decade or so (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:04:58
      - Then you'll get a small winkle and your head might fall off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:48:44
    - B.C? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:42:37
      - BC is dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:44:49
        
        Rumours of my death have been over exaggerated (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 15:50:21
      - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:43:47
- my mate had..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:36:01
- just wear glasses, it sounds like hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 15:34:42
  - I do, but not good when playing footie or running (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:42:30
Holy shit, Labour vote down 25%, Lib Dems down 7%, Jellyfish Dave up 29% (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:56:44
- "Sky has just broadcast figures showing what would happen if the local election voting wer (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:01:15
  - Only if you want the tories to win. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:02:23
    - more that i want Labour to lose, and lose humiliatingly (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:06:05
- Dave the Jellyfish is well funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:00:35
  - No he isn't. He's a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:02:15
    - I think Gary is talking about the Steve Bell cartoon strip, which IS well funny (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 15:07:27
      - Oh yes. I just had a seeth with rage moment (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:10:58
      - That's right, Git I was. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:10:44
        
        Comma-failure. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:12:20
        
        Not really. Sounds like Yoda though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:35:51
- What the hell is wrong with people? (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:00:29
- It's going all blue (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:58:51
  - Bristol's gawn yella. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:01:48
    - Left or right, either way, down to the doctors for you sonny Jim. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:02:44
- hopefully...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:58:35
  - If ever there was an example of someone profiting solely due to the failings of someone (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:00:37
    - very true....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:02:19
      - He is such a cunt, wait till they get in, it will be even worse than this lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:03:34
        
        that's the sound of a nail being hit on the head (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 15:05:19
        
        nope...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:06:56
        
        I wold bever vote for them in their current form. There is no viable left-wing party in (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:08:45
        
        This being the result. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:17:29
        
        is that because........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:13:53
        
        The 16 years prior of right wing politics were great weren't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:16:34
        
        more than 10 years of anything aint good. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:20:09
        
        That's why it was good to have tories in for a bit, policies move to the right, labour (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:24:35
        
        i would think...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:27:28
        
        I sums all politicians up when they wake up and re-brand Labour as New Labour, completely (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:33:27
        
        some how i doubt that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:04:22
        
        They all lie, all of them. Lying bastards, that's what they do. Lie. Lie and backslide. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:05:58
        
        then stick their expences in. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:15:52
- Be gone by Sunday morning. Lump on job. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:58:14
Didn't Fag Ash Lil play the piano in the Ferryboat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:32:28
- she had a friend who kniited a goal and ball on top of her Norwich City hat. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 14:43:57
  - we should try doing that with the players' kit (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:54:27
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 14:58:53
- Yes! Well done OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:34:15
  - That Frankie gig at Ritzy's (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:43:40
    - I would of gone but Franke said "War hide yourself" so I did. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:44:40
      - i went to that! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:50:04
        
        "they mimed and were shit" (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:50:55
        
        well...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:54:46
        
        They had breasts though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:55:41
        
        ah, that will be it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:03:37
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:04:58
  - Can't remember that bloody cafe above Top Shop though (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:40:39
    - It was Rendezvous. Well french. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:43:57
      - Oh yes DAMMIT. I thought it was Cafe La Tienda but then I remembered that was somewhere (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:46:31
        
        La Tienda was St Gregory's Alley. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:51:25
        
        Excellent, so it was (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:53:01
        
        The coffee was good. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:55:17
        
        I used to like that place under Blackfriars' Hall (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:57:50
        
        The Crypt? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:59:28
        
        The shitarse crept into the crypt, mbk hosed it, and it ran out again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:01:34
        
        yes that was it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 15:00:55
        
        Look out - History of Norwich in a pram full of gout is here. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:52:19
        
        You've got to push me down jimmy hill to the football in my pram next season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:54:16
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:55:08
        
        And back up afterwards. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:58:25
    - Parus majors (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:42:46
Fat people. Don't wear heavy knitwear in the warm weather. We can still see you're fat and (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:29:00
- Loads of people on here must be fat (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:31:20
  - right fatty (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:27:20
    - you had lost all of that puppy fat last time I saw you!! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 15:28:59
      - My weight is actually quite up and down this year (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:37:23
  - I consider myself buff... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 15:02:53
  - Me (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:51:31
  - 14 stones and 5 feets 11 (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 14:36:57
    - yes, cos that's almost what i used to be (except a bit taller - which i still am) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:39:57
    - On BMI that's obese (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:38:46
      - Hmm, broadish, but still time I dragged my arse down the gym then (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 14:44:03
  - *slowly puts hand up and blushes* (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:36:21
    - oh, Chelts (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:41:06
      - My daughter will be going there too in Sept (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:45:43
      - congrats....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:41:58
        
        Apparently they've just renovated the Fives court (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:45:53
        
        its fucking ace....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:48:09
  - ************** (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:35:47
  - Deffo need to lose some weight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:32:44
    - There's fuck all to you man! You've got an arse like a thrupenny rabbit! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:35:31
      - And what on God's Green is a thrupunny rabbit? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:42:32
      - I'm about a stone above my fighting weight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:38:49
        
        i think..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:40:02
        
        Water off a ducks back ole china. I am unupsettable. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:41:43
        
        yes..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:47:08
        
        *sniff* This is a beautiful thread *wipes eyes discreetly* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:49:53
        
        i'm getting a semi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:51:00
        
        Ha. True. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:48:15
        
        fuck you.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:51:54
        
        Awww, this is lovely (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:45:32
        
        foxtrot oscar........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:52:46
        
        Shutcher face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:49:04
- fact: (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:30:55
  - And they are generally more grateful hence dirtier sex-wise. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:32:06
    - Like the barmaid in your local you went to with the footy dads! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:36:04
      - Isn't it? (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:38:21
        
        Et unt tho? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:38:45
Has Gordon Browns Face Like a Bum gone yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:14:41
Never trust anyone that doesn't like toasted sandwiches. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 5, 14:11:11
- always treat....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:27:38
- One of the worst pieces of advice you gave out on here, has never left my head (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:25:37
  - That explains this. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:27:55
- Even if a Chef once put a pube in one, or worse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:15:55
Thanks for the advice below everyone. After much thought I have decided that I am having (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:01:02
- Try this.... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 14:13:04
  - ahem (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:14:34
- Pork = Gut Rot.......Fact (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 14:10:56
- friday is pizza night (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:08:51
  - fish supper. shirley? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 14:10:01
    - old fashioned (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:17:55
    - yesso (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:11:56
      - sausage yes. Pie is good too. Scampi at a push. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 14:25:28
- With a nice bottle of red wine followed by a couple of Ports (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:06:05
  - and some stilton! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:28:43
    - that must get used for a few things (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:35:57
      - Mrs AB had it as a pain killer for a couple of weeks after having her gall bladder removed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:40:29
      - i got some........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:38:47
  - Starboardist (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:06:48
- So I was right then (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:02:25
- I'm sure she's looking forward to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 5, 14:02:00
- did we all go through all that just for you to make a lame gag? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:01:57
  - That wasn't the original intention but in retrospect, yes, I suppose you did. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:03:29
    - Friday is my takeaway mash up special (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:09:45
      - Dotun should get a show that's on when normal people aren't in bed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:19:50
        
        I think that's probably why it's so good. All the cocks who listen to stephen nolan (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:27:47
        
        totally agree. Nolan is a massive prick (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:38:50
      - On your own? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:18:43
        
        nah, mog eats some of it with me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:28:29
        
        Ah. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:29:36
        
        roffles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:30:28
    - Actually I'll do Tony Martins as it incorporates aspagarus which cammers said early doors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:05:28
      - is that 'quick' then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:08:54
        
        1 hour, not too bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:10:26
      - Early Doors (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:07:17
        
        I liked that n'all. Craig Cash et unt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:12:08
        
        i've mentioned it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:10:09
        
        I developed an irrational hatred for The Royal Family by the end (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:14:01
        
        Oh I hate them twats n'all. I like the Royle Family though on TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:16:42
        
        I loved that (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:08:57
      - I thought that sounded good (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:06:03
        
        but I wouldn't mustardise the mash for lamb (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:07:44
        
        No, I'm down with the mustard mash with lamb. Wholegrain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:11:12
        
        just sounds a bit too wintry (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:13:01
        
        I'm right with you. I'd try a sweet potato mash instead. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 5, 14:17:12
        
        the only real way to have sweet potato is roasted (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:23:32
        
        I strongly disagree with that scrammers, your yam prejudices mark you out as a wrong un. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:30:58
        
        if you should ever come round for dinner, we'll be sure to give you your own plate of mash (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:44:38
        
        We had sweet potato mash with lamb steaks & mange tout last week. Yummers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:19:40
Wrathers, you decide. What shall I cook Mrs Jafski for tea tonight? My criteria:- (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:41:06
- afterbirth of a goat, washed down with virgins blood. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:29:52
- Roast Neck Fillet of lamb in Redwine, Rosemary and Garlic on a Mustard Mash with (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 13:56:54
- Yellow sticker roulette? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:56:13
  - Good but usually all gone by the time I get there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:58:06
    - babybels and pink biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:58:50
    - Was that supposed to be a reply to PA? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:58:37
      - lollotov cocktail (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:59:07
- You know your aisles. Watch out Don doesn't do a hit and run on you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:55:24
  - Don was brillers. Do you reckon that's his name or he is the head of the TSA Mafia. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:56:45
- Semen (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:55:11
  - Music stops, everyone slowly turns to look at PA. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:55:49
    - *pa walks out ashamed, knowing there's no way back till another night" (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:57:39
  - ^^^thinking about JEssica already^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:55:42
- haribo fajitas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:52:36
- tripe and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:51:21
- Don't cook anything, then both sit at the table and (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:51:13
  - ^^^^^ this explains a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:54:36
    - haha (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:55:33
- Swan and Papaya Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 13:50:55
- What about doing seasonal (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:50:25
  - There is some aspag in the fridge already. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:51:12
    - well you're on your way then (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:03
      - Minutes after according to that TV cook with the really long name (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:55:51
        
        Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:00:55
        
        Yes, that's him (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:03:29
        
        I had that once in Germany - big build up to it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:05:33
        
        Asparagus or sex? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:06:33
        
        I'm a little bit concerned about you today (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:14:37
        
        Sounds like spring is upon him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:17:14
        
        He's gone hoiper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:16:51
        
        Can't argue with German sausages to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:12:16
        
        That's the brat version. Bock is horrid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:13:21
        
        True enough; they do need to be backed rather than bocked (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:16:25
        
        That's cos they lost the war (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:05:00
      - I know, that were from Nodge Marrrrrrket tho. Not a hypermarche. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:53:30
        
        It's all looking good then. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:54:29
- sausage risotto (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:50:21
- Fruit salad out of a tin and some carnation (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:49:57
  - That's pudding sorted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:52:47
    - and the table centrepiece (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:53:28
  - Tip Top (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:52:43
- french toast (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:31
- I'm going to have boiled egg (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:47:08
  - Dippy eggs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:49:46
    - That's the fella (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:54
- Findus Crispy Pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:47:03
  - what filling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:51
    - Personally i like to have a selection but the meat ones are the best (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:52:39
      - good, very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:53:43
- A tin of hannah montana spaghetti hoops and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:47:02
- Mincemeat milkshake (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:46:56
- Cheese on toast (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:14
- Alphabites, chicken nuggets and beans (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:46:13
- Chilli and pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:45:03
- Sausage meat pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:23
  - He didn't ask what you're doing tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:57
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:32
- Pot Noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:43:43
- Jambalya (sp?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:43:38
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:43:15
  - Shit! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:47:16
  - I had that for breakfast though (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:44:17
    - are you full up to the top? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:47
      - My left knee's got some room (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:47:45
- Thai Curry (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:42:43
  - Kum Gai Prik? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:45:17
    - Thai rand nek Curry (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:46:20
  - Bdum tish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:41
  - lol, we have that a lot though. Not asphyxiation related relations you understand. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:43:41
    - make a nice lasagne (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:02
      - Had that last night tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:46:40
      - Do a retro Friday Chicken Kiev (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:44:36
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:28
- fish fingers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:41:38
  - I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:44:47
  - fish finger butties (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 5, 13:44:13
FAO people who use firefox and are scared of tehwatch (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 17:14:43
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 17:17:20
If we sign Darren Byfield (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jun 4, 16:43:44
- Big fat liar face. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:54:14
- Is he still having a go on Jamelia? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 16:47:59
  - Beadle's company taught her how to drive. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:50:00
    - Beadle out of my way? South side? Lakenham? The Lead Rectangle? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:52:20
      - yeah, Weird Looking Eddie (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 16:54:07
  - married her (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 16:48:59
    - so if he were here, CB41 would say 'no'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:49:20
- bookmarked. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:46:48
Must be time for a "Kung-Fu XI"? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 4, 15:45:15
- Mauro Karate (n/m) (General Chat) - I P Freely, Jun 4, 16:43:53
  - Quality. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:45:34
- Gary Doc'llputyouinawholeworldofhurty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:40:58
- Bolo Yeung Zenden (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:28:14
- Juan inch punch Pablo Angel (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:24:22
- Enter the Drazan Muzinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:23:40
- Sun Ji Hi-YA! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:13:39
- Paulo Wan"Kung Fu"Chop (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:12:37
- Dion "Badly" Dubbedlin (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:11:05
- Eric Cantona (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 16:10:29
- am i allowed to say didier drogba? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:09:59
- Shaolin Ameobi (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:09:48
- Michael Chopra (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:08:55
- david marshal arts (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:05:34
  - bollox just seen bellow, well off form (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:06:23
- Ullysees dela Cruisin' for a bruisin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:05:18
- dojo cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:04:06
- Darren Way of the Exploding Fist (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jun 4, 16:03:58
- David Chuck Norris (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:02:42
- Dino wax on wax zoff (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:02:07
- eric black belt (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:02:05
  - judoeth chalmers (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:03:03
    - not *strictly* a footballer (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:03:43
      - it good but its not roight (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:05:05
        
        ( couldn't cram judo into a footballers name ) (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:07:15
        
        Gary JuDoherty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:41:51
- David Marshall Arts (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:02:00
- Garry Monkey (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 16:01:29
- Darren Benter the Dragon (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jun 4, 15:59:30
- Trevor Steven Segal (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:57:56
- Nunchakugo Ehiogu (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:57:08
- Raich Kata (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:56:19
- Bruce Lee Croft. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:55:14
- Jimmy Glass-hopper (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 4, 15:51:02
  - racist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:51:14
- Papa Bouba Diop Kick. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 4, 15:50:31
- is it too late for Clarence Senseidoorf? (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 4, 15:48:34
- to save the rest of you the bother... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:47:02
David Carradine found dead in Bangkok hotel room... (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Jun 4, 15:28:54
- ^^^ wanker^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:08:46
- Like the quote "He always wanted to work" for a moment I thought it said wank (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Jun 4, 15:37:44
- Why was the hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 15:37:30
- Lummee! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 15:34:30
- Asphixiwank! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:30:32
  - What, you do it now?! (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:33:39
    - I always have someone there as a precaution though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:39:06
      - Someone to pull on your special yellow and green noose? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 4, 15:42:28
        
        You know that. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:43:53
- He's only gone and Hutchenced himself off. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:30:30
  - He's monked himself to death? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 4, 15:32:57
    - He's monked himself to death in a wardrobe. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:38:19
      - I hope I go like that. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:41:21
Wife bought me one of those Digital Foto frames for our wedding anniversary (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:00:48
- what did you get Mrs Meggers then? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:25:51
  - actually, just seen it down there vvv that's no bloody good (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:38:05
- she's not let the romance fade then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:01:40
  - lol, the 'romantic' bit was the effort she went to to preload the memory card with pics (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:05:54
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 15:08:30
    - any of sexy ladies like this? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:08:19
      - You did the DELIBERATELY (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:33:01
      - NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:09:28
        
        Oh yeah, forgot! (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:12:39
        
        it's hardly porn lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 15:13:41
        
        FHM innit, banned site. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:15:24
        
        well if you can't open it what's the problem (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 15:18:03
        
        megson works in that nunnery on the roundabout at the top of Grapes Hill though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:15:18
        
        s'not a nunnery any more. Sadly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:43:38
        
        It's a tax office or something. I miss the Nuns (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 15:47:43
        
        me too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:48:42
        
        ("Little Sisters of the Assumption (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:44:12
        
        NSFW21 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 4, 15:13:27
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:18:03
      - she used to live next door but one, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:09:02
        
        I might, if she made the effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:12:56
        
        Freakazoid's sloppies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:12:52
        
        yeah i still would though, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:15:24
    - she scabbed that idea off of barrockurbarma (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:07:46
    - did she do any blue ones? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:06:56
  - well there's fifty colleagues hanging around megson's desk (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:02:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 15:01:56
    - well... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:03:45
      - I was too tired/hungover for that (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:07:16
      - he hasn't told us what he bought her though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:04:18
        
        got one of hte picture we bought back from Prague (got engaged there in 07) and hung it on (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:08:44
        
        What, your present was hanging up a picture you'd bought two years ago?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:12:13
        
        Cynic. But yes, essentially thats it! I paid for a proper framing though! (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:17:54
        
        don't need romantic presents (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:19:55
        
        she probably offset it against the rebate anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:04:52
        
        A meat thermometer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 15:04:39
        
        Mrs Yarmy got a bespoke fishing alarm with 3 complimentary 9V batteries (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 15:11:32
        
        Mrs Tombs got a fishing rod holder and a knob of butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:13:03
        
        Shades of Last Tango In Paris (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:14:43
        
        Country Life (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:15:44
        
        wheelbarrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:16:15
        
        I'm going to work before I get into bother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:17:28
        
        haha (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:12:51
        
        lots of lollage from these ^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:06:24
        
        that's beautiful (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:05:36
        
        We bought each other trainers on our first anniversary. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:13:32
        
        I want these. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:16:09
        
        yes but I'm not married to you (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:17:24
        
        I bet you wouldn't get them for me even if we were. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:19:57
        
        we're probably never going to know the answer to that one (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:20:43
        
        Probably? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:21:56
        
        apologies (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:26:48
        
        Pas de. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:29:28
        
        you're in the EDP quiz today (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:33:10
        
        What, Garry Brooke? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:42:35
        
        yep, fraid it's the latter (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:46:59
        
        what's the second one supposed to be (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:14:15
        
        Cotton. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:17:20
        
        well cotton should be easy (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:19:12
        
        normally, it's paper (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:16:58
        
        Depends if you're poi or my. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:18:47
        
        Get him a pair of those lace up Hunters (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:07:12
Apparently King Fu star David Carradine is dead (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:51:38
- Hope your having a great spring! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:10:50
- should have had a lucky star buffet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:57:42
  - captain canary ate all the buffys (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:00:21
- just heard that on 5lives (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:55:28
  - 4live now (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:57:50
- Grasshopper (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 14:55:13
- ... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 14:54:35
- I made a kung fu star in metalwork (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:53:00
  - I made a fishing alarm in Technology or CDT or whatever the fuck they called it (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 14:57:49
    - I had to do an automatic cat feeder, even though I hated cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:02:05
      - what's the difference between an automatic cat and a manual one? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:03:15
        
        it was designed to feed the fucker at a set time when you weren't there, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:06:35
        
        Excellent electrocuted shitarse potential there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 15:29:26
        
        I was being silly (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:09:05
        
        to be honest, I cant even remember how i did it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:10:06
    - CDT (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:59:44
      - We also had some occasional nonsense called PSD (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 15:06:40
  - I made a wooden fish in woodwork (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:54:00
    - I think I did a wooden fish as well (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:55:17
      - We done PVA and Mr Steward put us in detention. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:56:41
        
        In technical drawing or whatever it was called, we had to draw a pager. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:01:07
        
        *ahem* (vulgarly) the vulva; (blunderingly) part of a nun's dress (Browning): a coarse (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:10:50
        
        PVA? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:57:17
        
        Polyvinyl acetate (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:59:28
        
        parrot films? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:00:52
        
        no (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 15:01:45
        
        Paedo Violence Again (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:58:09
oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:38:12
Asian pork chop with plum sauce, stilton, dates and grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:33:09
- tomato onion bajis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 4, 15:58:49
- Ham sammidge and a choux bun will all cream and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:38:03
  - I weighed myself this morning (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:39:25
- bad boy pot noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:37:00
  - Slag (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:38:02
    - you knows it lover. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:39:51
      - There was a Pot Noodle recall notice in Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:41:17
        
        That's rubbish scansion for the first line of a limerick, far too long (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:44:10
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:46:40
        
        Can't fault the effort, notmean (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:53:40
        
        I was spontaneous though so extra marks for that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:56:27
        
        True (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:58:37
        
        And I'm wondering how many Pot Noodles Waitrose sold (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:42:02
        
        They do a posh chinese version of Pot Noodles (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:48:38
        
        you say that, that's where I got mine from (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:42:34
        
        reduced to clear - wrong labels? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:43:15
        
        nope, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:44:57
        
        Is it a real Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:47:27
        
        It is real, it's a bit surreal to be honest, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:52:08
        
        Cambridge's version (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:53:08
- plum sauce (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:33:44
  - only to be used with crispy duck. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:34:44
    - NO way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:36:01
      - Roast Duck for sunday lunch followed by a good crispy duck on monday (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 4, 14:50:16
      - Duck in Batter (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:37:51
        
        Cheese on Duck. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:40:28
        
        do not FOR THE LOVE OF GOD google the words "duck & cheese" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:43:31
        
        ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:48:35
        
        urban wotsit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:50:37
        
        Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:45:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:50:15
        
        ۞ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:46:08
        
        CoD (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:41:50
        
        Call Of Duty (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:43:30
        
        COD!! if you are hard of herring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:43:02
        
        any minnow now a fishpun thread will kick off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:44:35
        
        Let's hope it's better quaility than usual. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:49:32
        
        Cut that sort of thing trout or you'll be ostrichised from here (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:53:23
        
        Stop grousing, I thought it made a pheasant change (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:56:07
        
        I'd duck if I were you (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:00:37
        
        Too much sniping going on (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:59:53
        
        What are you crowing about? Stop acting like a great tit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 15:03:09
        
        For cod's hake, not that again! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:47:26
        
        i hope it ruddy well doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:47:46
        
        stop sharkin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:51:05
        
        duck and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:45
        
        &&&&&& (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:46:39
        
        Yes! and Curried Duck (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:41:20
    - I can't understand them though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:35:26
      - dont have to understand.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:37:21
        
        that approach seems to work with all nationalities. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:38:24
        
        The lingua franca of the world (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:41:02
      - Crispy ducks is ace though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:36:25
        
        fucking lovely! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:03
        
        or a soapy tit wank (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:39:04
The biggest █████ on here is ██████ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:28:48
- Are you having problems? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:33:06
  - His housemaid is menstruating and didn't like the thongs he was displaying (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:35:40
    - I've had worse (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:40:16
  - no (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:34:24
- ██ (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 14:30:21
  - blocks (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 14:35:09
    - Block This: (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 4, 14:42:13
    - ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 14:35:36
If you had one of these little wankers... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:03:27
- Little Wes Hoolehan (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 4, 14:48:36
- neil doncaster. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 14:32:00
- former pygmy jerboa (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:29:22
  - but... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:35:57
    - I think you will find (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 4, 14:46:59
- Bigfoot (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:28:11
  - or Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:32:34
- Tupac (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:23:37
- Sweet Cheeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:21:48
  - How'd you get on Round Robins? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:23:25
    - I almost ground to a halt. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:26:11
      - You made a real exhibition of yourself. Was embarrassing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:28:15
        
        At least I didn't walk into the fence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:29:15
        
        At least I didn't knock Fo Shizzles TV over. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:32:57
        
        Phallusy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:34:38
        
        Wunt ut tho? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:35:42
        
        I find that hard to believe (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:28:54
        
        See? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:29:48
        
        intut (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:31:25
- Lugsy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:19:10
- Gordon (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:14:20
- Looks like a Phillip to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:13:29
- Craig (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:10:46
- I'd bluetac it to the bonnet of my car and make it wear a tiny pair of goggles (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:09:27
  - That's good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:13:06
    - "The secret behind success of Latitude festival " (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:24:40
    - Yawn. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:13:54
      - SHUT UP YOU REMMER! JuST beCAUSE YOU can (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:14:38
    - tar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:13:31
- matthew gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:07:17
the mighty boosh is awful t.v that old gregg thing is just fucking stupid!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:48:57
- I don't get it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 13:56:38
  - The odd-looking goth one is quite good in the IT crowd (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 14:08:05
    - I've just discovered that even though it makes me feel old, they are both older than I am. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:20:27
- not sure about awful but for sure the most overrated comedy (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 13:49:55
  - Miss read that as underrated sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:54:52
  - Seriously? It must just be me who doesn't get it. (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:53:15
- Anyone like the Inbetweeners? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 4, 13:49:41
  - Brilliant! Some of it has me proper lolf-ing (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:11:54
  - Really really like the Inbetweeners. It's simple and crude, but I like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 13:58:33
  - I todally LOVE that show!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:51:38
    - I'm undecided on it (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 4, 13:53:17
      - Or be able to associate the characters/situations with a 15/20-year old self. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 4, 15:21:22
      - never seen it actually (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:54:21
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 13:54:09
  - actually that might be the most overrated comedy of the last decade... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 13:50:52
    - I love it.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 13:53:24
      - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 14:01:24
huge financial disparity between top 5 leagues (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:10:16
- Do you think the NCFC board (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jun 4, 12:41:44
  - and.... (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:51:56
  - i think they may have left it all to neil doncaster to deal with (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:43:36
    - Ain't it. (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jun 4, 12:59:41
      - I'm always astounded by that figure. (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:04:08
        
        could there be severence costs in there too? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 13:24:22
        
        The Donc's summary piece (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jun 4, 13:10:29
        
        Yeah, something there isn't right (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 13:10:26
        
        or Doncaster might have had an expense account that'd make an MP blush (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:14:37
- Saddam Hussein found in hole in ground! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellow Ice, Jun 4, 12:23:54
  - yup but looking at dear old NCFC, according to Deloitte and Touche 66% trunover/wages rati (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:27:00
    - and also our staff numbers on average have doubled in the last deacde (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:30:29
      - Isn't your point FOOTBALL IS DEAD!? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 4, 12:33:42
        
        lol (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:34:18
        
        and... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:36:41
        
        we should do a brand new pantom username friday (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:39:18
        
        pantom mence? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 4, 12:48:01
        
        pantom ine? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:52:39
        
        pantom ime (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:53:32
        
        Oh mine! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 13:02:10
        
        vpl = visable pantom line (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 4, 12:58:12
        
        *visible* (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 4, 13:00:05
        
        bato pantom (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 12:57:24
FAO FirstNews (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 4, 10:47:11
- I agree (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 11:28:44
  - I'd love to see Cannon and Balls get ate by a tiger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 11:34:18
    - Oi. Brilliant isn't a superlative. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 12:07:14
      - Every day is a schoolday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 12:30:48
- Daniels any day. Copperfield is just showbiz and bluster. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:49:27
  - "What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?" (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 11:00:56
    - his magic singing cock (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 4, 11:03:12
Game, set and (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 3, 00:08:59
- unplayable stuff (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 00:13:43
- I'm sick of butch (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:12:25
  - Why (Other Sports) - conker, Jun 3, 07:17:37
  - charles losing a point to SCC at tennis (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 00:21:27
    - Tombs and Berlin Canary reacting to another tennis thread (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:40:06
      - hoho (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 3, 00:56:12
        
        about what? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:57:16
      - One of my fave youtube comments so far (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 3, 00:49:13
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:51:46
        
        hey, I think you should take things like that more seriously (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 3, 01:08:24
      - haha brilliant (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 00:44:37
        
        that is the definition of a blub right there (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:46:41
        
        a nameless wrather (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 00:51:07
        
        lol - goodnight, got to prepare mentally for Monfils tomorrow (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:52:52
        
        lol yeah would be funny if your bumboy does it (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 00:54:22
Remember this bird from Cocktail? (General Chat) - conker, Jun 2, 21:13:19
- never seen cocktail (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 21:18:41
  - She is reason enough to watch it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jun 2, 21:19:02
    - What about Kelly Mc in Top Gun ? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Jun 2, 21:28:32
- great melons (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 2, 21:18:13
- I'd put my umbrella in her chocolate soldier (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 21:18:12
  - I'd give her a long slow uncomfortable screw in her bloody mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 21:20:38
    - shall I get my cock out? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 21:22:42
      - do you really have to ask? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 21:27:35
        
        ^^^would like to see pants' dick without asking permission 1st (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 2, 21:31:41
        
        Well he can leave it in there if he wants, probably enough room for two. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 21:34:17
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 21:32:38
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 2, 21:21:53
- the shue meister (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:18:07
  - Hell yes she was and also Back to the Future 2 and 3 (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jun 2, 21:18:48
well, I can see it's been a top day's wrathing (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:31:27
- been some good tennis chat (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 20:51:39
- The wrath is dying (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 20:34:52
  - I blame Delia and Norwich City Football Club (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jun 2, 20:37:28
    - yep they need to play all year round (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 20:42:50
  - it's been better of late (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:35:38
    - i thought this morning started pretty well (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 20:42:03
- it's been a great day for me (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:32:57
  - I had that Google one (Other Football) - Small, Jun 2, 20:43:26
    - Did charles give you that too? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:46:28
      - stop it (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 20:49:18
      - No. It was Garry Brooke (Other Football) - Small, Jun 2, 20:48:33
        
        Should have done a search on goutle.co.uk (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:52:20
        
        did he give it gout then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 20:51:23
      - you're now coming across as an utter moron (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:47:52
        
        i concur (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 20:52:23
    - nope, but got Avast to do some mega scan and so far so good (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:44:50
  - Then you burst a blood vessel in your head, whilst Roy Castles check the records and (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:36:04
    - trump (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 2, 20:41:00
    - Do you now count this as a 'win' (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jun 2, 20:40:03
    - do you have a mental age above 11? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:38:35
      - I dunno, do 11 year olds gang up in 3's, lie and taunt others? (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:43:35
  - is that the one you acquired watching the Copa del Rey? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:34:52
    - no that's the one he gave me (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:37:18
      - charles would have to be a right cunt to do that deliberately pants (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:39:32
        
        not only would I have to be a right cunt (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:43:43
      - apart from you said your AV detected it and no doubt removed it (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:38:21
        
        then my mouse stopped working (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:39:17
        
        I said I was sorry at the time (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:40:58
        
        3 lies in that one, only 38 words. I think you've peaked (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:42:20
        
        what virus was it? from where? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 2, 20:45:54
        
        Dunno, once I lost the mouse pointer on reboot, and couldn't get it back (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:51:18
        
        pants - you *have* been goading them all day (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 21:02:27
        
        You'll have to excuse me whilst I don't break my usual habits (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 21:21:13
        
        yeah tricky is such an unreasonable trouble maker (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:30:25
        
        ^^^can't help it (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 21:37:51
        
        yep i live for this forum (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:44:44
        
        What do you call avoiding a question? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 21:45:26
        
        ignoring your drivel? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:50:25
        
        I understand the concept of a loaded question, yes, but I was asking you a relative (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 21:58:17
        
        it was only relative to your own assumptions (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:03:26
        
        You celebrated today the assertion that someone had you on ignore (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 22:06:32
        
        thought so (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 22:16:48
        
        yet you're the one who has all the fallings out with people (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:22:16
        
        Go on, keep arguing. He's replied now. Not that you're bothered. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 22:19:55
        
        no you asked why i enjoyed disrupting (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:16:41
        
        4 lies 78 words, Charles was better at that game (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 22:25:12
        
        the length of time you hold a point (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:28:06
        
        Go on, keep arguing. He got the last word in. Not that you're bothered. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 22:20:18
        
        well i'll certainly respond to things telling me (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:23:51
        
        oh you said threads (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:12:58
        
        you missed one (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:12:19
        
        Marvstermind! (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 2, 21:11:21
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 21:13:20
        
        "cheers marv" (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 21:06:08
        
        but charles wouldn't do that intentionally, i fuckin hate viruses I know that's an obvious (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 2, 20:55:20
        
        i posted a link to the spanish cup final, it contained a virus (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:48:30
        
        That page did not contain one (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jun 2, 20:55:13
        
        what's the google virus? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 2, 20:50:00
        
        ..... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 20:53:04
        
        You're asking the right man here (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 20:52:54
        
        find me a lie please (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:53:42
        
        when you do a search on google (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:51:40
        
        bunch of cunts (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 2, 21:00:56
        
        agreed, what the fuck do they do it for? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 21:07:46
        
        Dunno (Other Football) - duke of york, Jun 2, 22:00:40
        
        ho ho ho (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 22:09:40
        
        I got that on on of my pcs (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 21:16:16
        
        I THINK I've got rid now (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 21:18:29
        
        no probs. cross fingers - it's a real bitch fo' shizzle. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 21:23:02
        
        find me the lie please (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:45:49
    - It could have been that (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 20:35:48
      - 32 lies in 33 words, i counted them (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jun 2, 20:38:25
      - it was probably the latter (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:38:07
Oh dear me! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 20:10:27
- the internets is going to break and my head is about to fall off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 2, 20:32:50
- Naughty (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 2, 20:26:06
- is it a bank trolliday today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 20:24:55
  - It's bit more like Christmas on the frontline 1914. I'm British obviously (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 20:34:09
    - wtf are you on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 20:36:12
Frequently posting messages in the wrong category or posting offensive or libellous conten (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 16:33:33
- See, I'm no fan of cricket either, but the cricket threads on here are bearable (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:40:07
  - ho hum (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 16:44:06
    - Tell me about it. Ignore list doesn't work in the bottom frame either. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 16:47:37
    - gt in!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:46:18
      - This is what's funny about you, is you give off this line like you love this (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:59:40
        
        talking about tennis fucks the site up (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 17:03:17
  - it's the murray and tennis haters that ruin the tennis threads imo (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:42:37
- half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 2, 16:35:35
- never fear, it's Queens and then Wimbledon for the next 4 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:34:55
  - then US hard court season and Open in August/September (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Jun 2, 16:39:28
    - and how about the Masters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:40:33
    - i can't wait! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:40:00
  - get in!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:35:32
- awwwww tomby is all upset (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:34:47
- didn't they use the tennis filter? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 2, 16:34:27
  - i suspect a big pingpong filter would not stop the cuntery (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 16:39:25
Murray bottles 3 break points (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jun 2, 16:30:35
- Harsh! (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 2, 16:33:30
- bottle job (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:31:36
  - booom break (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:32:26
    - Will only be good if he holds serve now (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jun 2, 16:33:31
      - 0-30 to 30-30 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:35:07
        
        holds (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 16:35:55
        
        2.6 BOOM (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 2, 16:36:39
    - Really? Nice one! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 16:33:24
    - COME ON! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 2, 16:32:46
Martinez proves to me that management in football is luck (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:21:02
- If they didn't get Garry Monk to sign a new contract, and we managed to get him, it would (Other Football) - Small, Jun 2, 15:46:11
- Fancy Swansea appointing a former player with no managerial experience as manager (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 15:43:45
- Oh do me a favour - you must be on the wind up (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:26:55
  - I chose to give it a right royal miss (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 15:44:35
    - But he was a former player with no managerial experience (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 15:47:48
      - Depends really, some people are just destined to be brilliant and you can see it early on (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 15:52:57
        
        Can you name any others who are destined to be brilliant? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 15:55:45
        
        Peter Grant... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 16:02:17
        
        Gary Speed maybe (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 15:59:14
        
        Good call. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 16:05:24
        
        ta (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 16:09:53
        
        Usually twats smelt the scent of a decent convo and decided to break up a decent (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 16:03:05
        
        eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 16:06:31
        
        Bryan Gunn (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:58:46
  - Charles21 saying stuff for a wind up? You must be stark staring out of your mind. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:30:29
    - just an opinion (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:33:44
      - but you could apply it to any line of work and it would be bollocks (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:39:42
        
        I'm just saying, I can think of about 2 managers (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:45:31
        
        It's hard to say but I think Martinez is clearly above average (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:47:20
        
        ok, I have nothing against Martinez (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:49:42
        
        it's a valid point (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 15:46:50
        
        haha you can't really compare Ince to Martinez! (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:49:12
        
        well given they both did well in the lower leagues (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 15:51:00
        
        Ince's management style managed to work at that level (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:53:15
        
        But you don't necessarily need it in the manager as long as it is in (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 2, 15:56:01
        
        maybe so and Ince's team did not have that - that's for sure! (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:57:52
  - no I'm not on a wind up (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 15:28:50
Poor old FP (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 16:13:07
- Do you have a link to any footage of a pinpoint cross from Croft? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jun 1, 16:30:10
- ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 16:17:37
  - ... (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 1, 16:22:58
    - ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 16:28:57
      - or ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 16:31:18
        
        Good lord (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 17:16:44
        
        That wasn't my finest hour, I admit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 1, 17:05:24
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 1, 16:39:45
Murray rubbish on clay, Fed has no chance of coming back,.... (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 1, 14:55:53
- The tag team are having a tipping nightmare lately (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 1, 15:51:12
  - hardly (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 16:00:00
    - don't forget your Kohl outright (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 16:01:18
      - lol he was 90/1 (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 16:03:01
- Tennis Filter would be a good idea. Either that or a LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! filter. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 1, 15:45:43
- This is why their needs to be a tennis filter, not because of a simple (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 15:18:09
  - these threads are immense (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:20:34
    - or put you on ignore (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 15:23:16
      - yep exactly (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:24:32
        
        poi (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 15:28:30
    - also those stupid fucking XI threads (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:22:55
    - I'd like a Spanish football filter (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 15:22:51
  - Anyone for Trollis? (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 1, 15:20:09
    - YUO CAN'T TORK lol, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN TO WIMBELLDAN. i BET YOU STILL CLAP HEMAN (-: (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 15:22:48
      - IM NT A MENOPAUSAL.WOMAN.AND DONT HAVE A UNON JACK.lol SO-DONT.LIKE TENNERS (: (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 1, 15:25:08
        
        I'M NOT MENOPAUSAL EITHER lol, I DON'T EVEN HAVE SKY+ ((((-: mwah xxxxxx (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 15:26:33
        
        lol. YOU CANT BE TEH NEW.MESSKYER THEN-YUO NUMPTIE (: (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 1, 15:28:46
        
        YOU LOT THINK DONNY JUST WALKED, lol AFTER A 4 QUID BOTTLE OF WINE PRE MATCH I HAD A WOR (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 15:30:53
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 1, 15:23:23
- murray was rubbish on clay at the start of the season (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:07:29
  - yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 15:10:28
    - yeah he probably would actually (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:12:30
- do you have any idea (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 15:06:07
- he obviously had a chance, he was the massive favourite (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 15:01:38
- Just bringing it to the top to humiliate him (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 15:00:00
  - troll (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 15:01:55
- ahem. That was meant to be a reply to Charles21. Oh well... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 1, 14:56:13
captions please (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 13:08:17
- off pic (General Chat) - south, Jun 1, 13:40:39
- Bryan Giggs (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 1, 13:23:46
- WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 13:14:29
- ... (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 1, 13:13:56
  - Well we all know his from HK, so shirley that's just a racialist comment on the slantiness (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 1, 13:57:35
    - I did point that out at the time by saying lollacist. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 1, 13:59:28
      - Well admittidly you're the Clive Tyldesley of this situation anyway orientals are well (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 1, 14:15:29
  - Didn't know Loddon had an eye (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:19:27
    - It hasn't but there is a me if you look hard enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 1, 13:22:24
- That dude is feckin weird. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:12:06
- David Lee (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 13:09:42
  - looks like one of the bloke who plays cricket for the trafford (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 1, 13:13:56
Who fucked up the first mojitos? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 12:55:11
- Did you get tumbled over on Sat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 1, 13:24:23
  - He went round Robin's with Dangerous at about half eight. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 13:30:16
    - No-one knocked MBK's TV over. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 1, 13:39:03
- Dittee tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 1, 13:16:11
- Ahem (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:02:05
  - ...it's the best cocktail in the world (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 13:05:03
    - Incidentally, have you seen thisn? (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:10:42
      - It's brill, I have it. And she's playing Latitude. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 13:13:15
    - Ah, don't do cocktails unless G&T is one, in which case I drink gallons. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:09:10
      - to be fair weddings and pimms is the law (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 1, 13:12:48
        
        They're both shit. Apparently, (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:15:32
        
        i thouroghly *sp* enjoyed my wedding day (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 1, 13:18:31
        
        I dread the day I meet someone who will convince me to marry them. Fucking dreading it (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 1, 13:43:34
        
        Just give them lots of money to f**k off - probably be cheaper in the long run:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:51:06
        
        *pfft* marriage is the triumph of tax laws over indifference (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 13:18:12
        
        Yep, that too. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:22:20
        
        I love Pimms (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 1, 13:14:51
        
        How did the cricket finish? I left before the end. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 1, 13:13:52
        
        they normally pick up the stumps and go to the pavilion (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 1, 13:15:47
        
        i dunno (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 1, 13:14:59
    - Have to agree - although a good Long Island comes a close second (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 13:07:41
      - best cocktail is snakebite and black (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 1, 13:11:49
      - Nope - best cocktail is a Caiparihna. FACT. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:09:22
        
        Mmmmm - I like Caipirinhas as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 13:18:07
Federer in trouble now (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 1, 12:50:49
- Wrath desperately needs a tennis filter (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:10:33
  - That should be the least of your worries (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 1, 13:25:15
    - Oh christ, thank the lord I'm on holiday in one of the remotest parts Scotland (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:27:34
      - If you see Nessy, tell him he owes me tree fitty (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 13:29:39
        
        Nessy will be way, way too far south (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:35:35
      - ^^^ lies (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 13:29:07
        
        I'd shit the bed (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:38:45
        
        Great TV! (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:40:20
        
        I'd watch that! (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:35:52
        
        that would be ace (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 1, 13:33:54
  - and that other tedious sport (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 13:18:44
    - Fair enough (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 1, 13:30:15
  - tend to agree (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 1, 13:17:47
  - It is very, very tedious intut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:14:24
    - get a life mate. (Other Sports) - Luton yella, Jun 1, 13:18:23
    - is there anything you DON'T find tedious? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 13:17:54
      - Yep, lots of things. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:23:47
        
        Name one (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 1, 13:36:33
        
        ... (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 1, 13:47:04
- apparently if fed loses (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:09:09
  - Why not? Too late in the day? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 13:10:25
    - the wimbledon committe (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:13:00
- Haas playing very well at the moment. (Other Sports) - revsimon, Jun 1, 13:05:31
- looking dreadful - just seething I didn't LUMP ON (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 12:58:15
  - Shocking (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 1, 13:02:11
  - Murray the new favourite for RG - shame he's shit on clay... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 12:58:40
    - not favourite yet (n/m) (Other Sports) - revsimon, Jun 1, 13:39:17
      - he was for a bit (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:40:32
    - i said he was rubbish on clay at the start of the season (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:07:48
      - blub, he is rubbish on clay anyway (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 13:13:03
      - Not fair is it - him taking an old comment of yours, and reminding you of it every minute (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 13:09:46
        
        it'a only banter son (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:10:37
        
        no it's not (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 13:14:12
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 13:20:17
    - 11/2 is looking better value by the minute... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 1, 12:59:45
      - weather is set fair too (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:10:00
        
        Robredo could beat kohly. (Other Sports) - revsimon, Jun 1, 13:16:24
        
        defo (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:19:33
        
        worth it then (Other Sports) - Luton yella, Jun 1, 13:21:05
        
        he did (Other Sports) - revsimon, Jun 1, 13:23:01
        
        set down to robredo on serve (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 1, 13:25:13
        
        what about Murray? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 1, 13:14:30
    - teehee (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dog, Jun 1, 12:58:55
- Two sets down to Haas (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 1, 12:56:58
what no butch?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 1, 00:06:40
- You'll have to let it go, it's all facts and african proverbs now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 00:12:33
  - What site do you get The Wire off? (General Chat) - Small, Jun 1, 00:30:09
    - I'm signed up to graboid (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 00:40:06
      - Ah, cheers (General Chat) - Small, Jun 1, 00:51:26
        
        ahh, like a file sharing thing (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 00:53:02
        
        Just finished it, never disappointed throughout, great show. Those with the bbc season 3 (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 02:25:54
        
        try Generation Kill or The Corner, both by the same people, Corner is the prequal to Wire (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 08:12:10
Anyone follow Spanish footy? I know Pants does. Looking to see if I can make a few quid (Other Football) - conker, May 31, 17:56:00
- A brave man backs the top teams when they've nowt to play for in la liga (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 18:53:14
  - shitting myself about Betis really (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 18:54:32
    - Try some Kaolin & Morphine & eat plain foods. (Other Football) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 31, 21:03:45
      - weirdo (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 21:32:45
        
        No seriously its better than Imodium (n/m) (Other Football) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 31, 21:53:08
    - Wonder blast for osasuna (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 19:15:02
      - Listening to Graham Hunter a little while ago (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 31, 19:19:06
        
        It's usually the all out play I like from them (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 19:22:42
        
        ffs (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 19:49:17
        
        Gay! Real Betis down (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, May 31, 19:55:34
        
        Listening to guillem, says their owner thinks they're some kind of saviour (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 20:11:59
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 31, 20:21:01
        
        I'M GOING TO FUCKING HURT SOMEONE (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 20:29:33
        
        Fucking Nora. 1 goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 31, 20:35:38
        
        head to head rule decides it (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 20:38:08
        
        blah, I'm 4 episodes off the end of the wire (Other Football) - pants, May 31, 20:51:45
Tennis - are BBC2 showing the whole of the Murray match on it's main channnel? (Other Sports) - Small, May 31, 12:45:20
- I think it's going to BBC1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arganth, May 31, 12:48:31
  - Oh yeah, cheers. Sorted (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 31, 13:03:03
    - 1.44 they were spoling us (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:14:26
      - bollocks (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:35:10
        
        Wus, lump on!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, May 31, 14:07:16
- I see the BNP still sponser it (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 31, 12:48:26
  - Actually they don't. It's BNP Paribas. (Other Sports) - Arganth, May 31, 12:56:49
    - he was joking lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 12:58:41
      - If he was or wasn't, i was just being informative. (Other Sports) - Arganth, May 31, 13:09:17
        
        oh (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:13:22
        
        well bnp paribas (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:13:52
        
        as (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:14:04
- If you've got Motorcycle Racing instead of (Other Sports) - CB41, May 31, 12:48:25
WTF was a 46 year old man doing in a night club!! (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 19:34:37
- Chcagoooooooo's (General Chat) - Small, May 30, 20:42:01
  - Clap? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 21:02:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 20:44:03
- Are you 12? (General Chat) - The Judge, May 30, 19:44:06
  - Well my mates stopped going in there at 25. It's bordering on pedastry (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 20:13:05
  - Err, neither (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 19:44:59
    - I just find it amusing that (in your view) 46 year olds are too old (General Chat) - The Judge, May 30, 19:48:51
      - They are (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 20:29:37
      - I don't think they are too old, I just can't imagine a 46 year old wanting to go to one. (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 19:50:53
        
        Fair point! Depends on the club I suppose (General Chat) - The Judge, May 30, 20:08:56
        
        I did go to the Dorothy in Cambridge when I was 16 - full of (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:11:50
        
        Indeed - and my original responses sounded a little flinty on reflection (General Chat) - The Judge, May 30, 20:14:59
        
        At my age, "ageist" is a nasty word :-) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:27:55
        
        crikey no, CeeBeeBees pre-dates electricity (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 30, 20:26:34
        
        Ooh, harsh. I do pre-date central heating though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:30:10
        
        blimey! Greeks and Romans (the ancient type Caesar and Socrates and that) had central heat (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 30, 20:33:45
        
        Clubs are small pockets of hell on earth (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 30, 19:53:14
        
        To be fair though, Chicagos always was full of 40yr olds (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 30, 20:01:37
        
        Really??? Jeez, you live n learn (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:07:39
        
        same was true of Chicagos in Cambridge (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 30, 20:34:26
        
        Is there a Cambridges in Chicago? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:35:39
        
        as it happens, yes there is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 30, 20:44:29
        
        just like ikon always was full of 14yr olds and Time full of knobheads (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 30, 20:14:41
        
        Yes, I gathered that. I just always imagine dance music is for youngns. Maybe it's just me (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 19:54:02
        
        I think that 30 years on, this still sums up the UK club 'scene' nicely (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 19:57:51
        
        Choon (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 19:59:41
        
        did you say you'd never been to a nightclub? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 20:03:18
        
        Indeed, invented long after I was of an age to wish to frequent them. (General Chat) - CB41, May 30, 20:07:10
        
        some are good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 20:12:15
        
        oh yeah, you can get the odd good one (General Chat) - Charles21, May 30, 20:48:07
        
        oh fuck, I'd never set foot in one of them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 21:01:31
- I believe Susan Boyle was doing a guest appearance. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 30, 19:36:41
I don't think I've ever been so utterly disinterested in an FA Cup final. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 11:49:28
- The Scots Cup Final is on (Other Football) - Small, May 30, 13:04:38
- I'm orf to play cricket in a few (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 30, 11:59:48
- Is there one? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 30, 11:54:29
  - guess (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 30, 11:59:30
    - Everton are vaguely surprising I suppose (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:00:33
      - Confession time (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 12:05:00
        
        same here, i thought it was his trendy nickname at boys school (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 13:28:53
        
        Well he wasn't particulary well-known (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:07:55
        
        I'd never heard of him either (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 30, 12:11:52
        
        really? How weird. So he must be called Tricky cos someone was a Tricky Hawes fan (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:15:24
        
        a mate of mine knew him vaguely when he was a kid in Brissel (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 30, 12:29:00
        
        I'm pretty sure that's the same one (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:34:18
        
        What was the white hanky all about? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 30, 12:36:59
        
        I didn't know that either (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 12:15:19
      - I reckon Everton fans care alot (Other Football) - Charles21, May 30, 12:02:13
        
        yeah but there's no *money* in it (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:04:30
- I have. Last year. Equal can'tbearsedishness. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 11:53:37
  - Worse than that (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 11:54:27
    - Tut tut (Other Football) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 30, 11:57:27
      - Normally I'd agree, no question (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 12:03:42
- FA cup is dead (Other Football) - Charles21, May 30, 11:52:04
- same here I anit watching it. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 30, 11:52:00
I've come up with a whizz bang new scheme (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 30, 11:36:41
- I'm in (NCFC) - Small, May 30, 11:52:14
  - OK (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 30, 11:55:22
    - Can i just send you ?70 anyway? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 12:06:46
      - ... (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 30, 12:49:09
GET TO BED!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 30, 01:04:56
- Bear in the fridge - plenty !! No bed yet!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 30, 01:15:57
  - Just done 3 episodes of the wire back to back, not sure I can do another tonight :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 01:19:39
    - haha - I done three in a row the other night.. (General Chat) - Small, May 30, 01:59:05
      - Ham and pineapple Pizza now in the oven - oh yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 30, 02:39:05
- bum a goat (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 01:14:01
  - Bum the goat in bed. Tie its hoofs to the headboard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 30, 01:20:01
    - I might wake my sister (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 01:26:43
      - does she like bumming goats? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 01:31:40
        
        you're getting off on this aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 01:38:12
        
        definitely (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 30, 02:43:55
I had no idea it was that time (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 30, 00:01:27
- What time is it? 4:30, is it late? no it's early early. (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, May 30, 00:10:07
  - It's Butch O' Clock (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 30, 00:16:12
    - 20-20 Butch may I add. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 30, 01:12:49
I got 4 in the Masterminds. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 20:38:42
- Aha, but I did better on Planets boy's General Knowledge than he did himself. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:06:58
- 6 for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 29, 22:47:13
- 10 (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 29, 22:34:42
- I got 5. (NCFC) - big dick sanchez, May 29, 22:28:19
- I got none (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 22:04:05
  - What was the name of the club where the meeting was held in 1902 to form NCFC? (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 22:23:32
    - No it's on that street that leads from (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 29, 22:36:03
    - pretty easy (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:29:54
      - unless you mean shirt sponsor (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:30:07
        
        first sponsor of a game - Dunlop tyres according to Disshater below. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 22:33:51
        
        blimy, I'd never have got that (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:37:27
    - Damn - used to know that one - I met Creo & camcan in the Bell (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 22:28:42
    - ............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 22:25:47
  - annoying isn't it? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:08:44
- I got 7 (NCFC) - dan2002dp, May 29, 21:53:56
- 7 I think (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 29, 21:43:54
  - You mean, when he asked what he asked what was the nickname of Hawes" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 22:15:26
  - you're saying then that 2 of the questions were (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:15:22
    - they were the easiest tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 22:17:15
      - so I gather, was clearly a reference to the Wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:18:23
        
        yes. The precise question was "who's the most popular and glamorous poster on the wrath?" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 22:20:02
        
        glamorous? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 22:30:57
        
        ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 29, 22:45:34
- i think i got 5 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 20:50:04
  - i got 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 29, 20:54:28
    - 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 29, 20:55:40
      - dammit, I missed it (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 21:15:40
  - oh, oh, oh, oh me too I gots 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 29, 20:52:07
- I don't watch shit (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 20:47:18
  - quite good intut (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 21:09:26
- I certainly got 5 (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 20:45:52
  - in that case that give me at least 6 n'all (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 20:51:11
    - 'ang on, no it weren't got Ron Saunders n'all (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 20:54:08
      - yes, that one too (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 20:59:41
  - Barry Butler and Inter Milan (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:47:13
    - oh yeah, Barry Butler (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 20:49:06
- To be fair I don't know much about the Ghost Stories of MR James either (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 29, 20:44:22
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:45:23
Norwich fan won! (NCFC) - Disshater, May 29, 19:59:44
- All that mugging up on City (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 29, 20:46:05
- Nice one Rog (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 20:00:19
TRICKY! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:43:19
- Yes - I got that one! I got 8 points in total (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 29, 19:46:32
  - i hope you all got that one (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 19:48:48
- he was rubbish - so easy, I would of got 20 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 19:45:58
Specialised subject on Mastermind tonight - NCFC (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 19:05:41
- someone from off here, innit? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 29, 19:10:40
  - Gary Brookes off of on here was kidding on that it's him. Could be, he's a proper quizzy r (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 19:26:32
    - Unless he starts on the pop too early (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:32:55
    - Has he ever had your meat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Gag, May 29, 19:32:43
      - Not that sort of meat. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 19:35:29
  - How many blades of grass are there on carrow Road? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 19:24:11
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:30:20
    - How many bricks did it take to build the ground? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 19:24:34
      - 8000 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:30:32
      - What is the most common first name of all the season ticket holders? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 19:24:57
        
        Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:30:42
        
        How many clouds have passed over the ground since 1976? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 19:25:19
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 29, 19:30:53
  - me..I win it... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 19:23:00
is it me, or can women BE A BIG PAIN IN THE ARSE WHEN IT SUITS THEM? (General Chat) - shoddy, May 29, 18:41:38
- Are we talking strap-ons here? (General Chat) - goppo, May 29, 19:29:48
  - oy oy have a word (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 29, 21:28:50
- here you go (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 18:54:29
- Go out and get pissed (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 18:52:01
- It's a power thing. They see total humiliation of us as their ultimate goal. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 29, 18:49:54
- Are you a woman!? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 18:48:24
  - oh please. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 29, 19:11:51
Murray goes out today (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 16:52:02
- Incorrect (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, May 29, 18:47:43
  - mug (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 18:51:10
    - That would be you, as I WAS correct. You were incorrect (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, May 29, 19:15:37
- Not keen on clay. Horrid orange dusty stuff and so SLOW! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, May 29, 17:41:19
- and broken (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 17:07:26
  - twice (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 17:22:51
    - He needs to butch it up a bit (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 29, 17:23:53
      - takes the set (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 18:03:18
        
        I think England's Andy Murray is gonna win! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, May 29, 18:26:55
        
        me too, by default (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 18:31:37
        
        next match Sunday? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 29, 18:42:20
- Tennis isn't a sport (n/m) (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, May 29, 16:52:58
  - dandy racket ball (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 29, 17:02:22
  - don't... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 29, 17:01:57
    - Quote George Carlin "just ping pong standing on the table" (n/m) (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, May 29, 17:16:43
      - ping pong's a great game too (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 29, 17:17:25
        
        We invented Whiff Whaff! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, May 29, 18:31:35
        
        there's a song about ping pong (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 29, 17:24:20
        
        eggactly, game, hobby, past-time, lesuirely pursuit (n/m) (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, May 29, 17:19:50