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Good game, good win! (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 16:56:50
That was a real mixed bag but we have genuine quality going forward (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 30, 16:56:39
- Cordoba at CB will help (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 16:59:55
- We made loads against pilgrims.. but they were so poor.. (NCFC) - Lager top, Nov 30, 16:59:13
All very excited for match day as I’m taking my son & grandson for his first Norwich gam… (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, Nov 30, 08:56:53
- Beautiful hope he gets great (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Nov 30, 13:17:19
  - game to start his journey (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Nov 30, 13:17:36
- Outstanding - hopefully a fun day out and win for the youngster! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 30, 12:59:11
- It's a great feeling taking youngsters to a game for the first time 😊💛💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 30, 12:29:15
- 💛💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 30, 12:25:55
- fantastic (NCFC) - dr fanta, Nov 30, 12:12:22
- 👍💛💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 30, 11:58:54
- wonderful stuff (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 30, 11:47:27
- Brilliant. Have a wonderful time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 30, 09:39:52
- Excellent, he’ll vocabulary will be forever changed, as of today (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 30, 09:33:46
  - His (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 30, 09:38:19
- Jubbles! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 09:07:55
- Have a fantastic day making memories (NCFC) - delia_s, Nov 30, 09:03:32
- Lovely (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 08:58:47
  - 7 (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, Nov 30, 09:05:34
    - Perfect 👍👍 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 09:06:31
      - Hope it goes better than my sons first match, that Colchester home game 🤦‍♂️ (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, Nov 30, 09:14:00
        
        😂😂 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 09:17:39
- Hope you get a Norwich win 🙏 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 30, 08:58:38
- Wow u iz well old granddad innit (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:57:54
  - True dat! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, Nov 30, 08:59:54
I predict a solid 2-0 win today. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 07:37:50
- I won't be making a prediction as I am a professional jinx (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Nov 30, 11:32:48
- 5-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:11:34
  - my first thoughts were 5-1 or 5-2 (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 30, 12:41:31
- all i really want today is ...... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 30, 09:10:30
- I think it could be by 3 or even more with the (NCFC) - Azteca, Nov 30, 09:02:22
  - Not sure…. We’ll need to be better on the ball than we were midweek (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 09:09:34
- Combined with the filth getting tonked by Forest (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:47:02
  - Yup, keep them down in the relegation places. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 08:49:54
- Let’s hope so Dubs (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 30, 07:41:38
  - For us! (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 30, 08:00:16
Was a bit surprised at the conversation around assisted dying on here yesterday (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 30, 05:50:19
- The split, I saw suggested (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 30, 08:21:09
  - I don’t think it is a party political issue; it’s a personal experience one (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 08:53:31
    - Not party political no (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 30, 09:09:17
  - Tory here and I’m for it. I was actually confused by the Tory party line (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 08:49:07
    - as it was a free vote ..... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 30, 08:51:58
    - conservative small c (I meant) (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 30, 08:51:28
  - I’m a conservative and I’m all for it (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:46:20
    - What are the metrics though? This are almost impossible things to measure (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Nov 30, 11:54:37
  - Out of interest, who do you consider to be 'socialist'? (General Chat) - norwaay, Nov 30, 08:44:47
    - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Nine, Nov 30, 12:56:44
    - Diane abbott? (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 30, 08:52:42
      - Ah sorry - yes. That should have been obvious! (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Nov 30, 09:09:10
      - Is she against it? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:56:14
        
        i wonder if she's even read it in full, hell i doubt many on her have actually read it (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 10:54:35
        
        👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Nov 30, 11:09:51
        
        diane abbot voted against assisted dying yesterday (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 30, 09:54:45
        
        Shit, I'd not thought of that (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 30, 09:30:00
- I too would have expected SCC to be in favour (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:00:31
  - I don’t think that’s the method they use though (General Chat) - footymadman, Nov 30, 10:24:26
    - You just wait! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 11:04:29
      - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 30, 13:43:07
  - Bad people yes (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 09:59:15
Carse has really improved, really impressed with him in the last year or so (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 30, 05:41:28
- Excellent efpf (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 06:22:21
  - Try that again, excellent effort this from Enlgand (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 06:22:45
    - Yep - two evenly matched sides, I think, in these conditions (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 08:58:13
Anyone off of on here under 40? (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 30, 01:06:23
- 40 is so yesterday..... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Nov 30, 13:43:47
- Inch waist? Probably not many (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 30, 12:39:00
- Wot with a name like mine. Having a laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Nov 30, 12:27:21
- For two more weeks. 39 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 11:09:34
- Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:00:28
- I was until September…. 😭😭 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 08:55:48
- I used to be (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Nov 30, 08:53:25
- Loz? Surely all that youthful enthusiasm ...? (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 30, 08:25:10
- Dog (NCFC) - Dog, Nov 30, 08:11:45
- Pants is under 40 surely (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 30, 07:45:13
- 42 (n/m) (NCFC) - Deep Thought, Nov 30, 07:43:45
- Rude! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 30, 06:49:43
  - He’s not talking about your waist size, chubster (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 30, 08:02:55
- That's his IQ... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 30, 03:17:42
  - It's his (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 30, 05:42:55
- I think most are around 12 (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Nov 30, 01:27:29
Good to see that Starmer doesn’t want fraudsters in his cabinet (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 13:31:40
- "There's nothing more working class than liking freebies." (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Nov 29, 14:37:36
- except when he first appointed her, you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 29, 13:58:35
  - Oh fair. Ok, doesn’t want people that OTHER PEOPLE know are convicted fraudsters (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 14:05:25
- In Haigh's defence it's entirely credible that she made a genuine mistake (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 29, 13:40:27
  - Seems highly unlikely that her version of events is accurate (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 29, 14:46:38
  - pretty rare for an employer to call the cops though (General Chat) - CWC, Nov 29, 13:48:08
    - what did you expect (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 29, 14:08:32
    - Not an isolated incident it seems (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 13:52:09
      - Haigh’s allies insist that while she may have mislaid other phones (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Nov 29, 14:21:20
        
        Grandad, when you were in your 20s.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 29, 18:16:25
      - Was she flogging company phones down the market? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 29, 13:58:50
        
        With the Aviva Beaver (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 14:05:58
      - Ah - didn't know that bit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 29, 13:56:01
    - Well yes there is a marked difference isn't there! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 29, 13:50:21
      - Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 13:55:11
        
        Sunak and Boris were both convicted and remained in office (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 29, 13:57:41
        
        Not of fraud (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 14:15:04
  - Looks like one of OG’s colleagues let her down (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 13:47:16
    - Simply (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 29, 13:55:03
      - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 14:09:56
- Did think this rather fun on Wednesday, fair play for Starmers' response too.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 13:38:01
Scummer at the match the other night looks like she got so excited she wet herself! (NCFC) - Thegelman, Nov 28, 16:09:45
- Be careful, you don't know where it's been (n/m) (NCFC) - BarclayBazzin, Nov 28, 19:29:47
- She does seem very pleased with herself. (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 28, 16:46:34
  - except we aren't rivals now (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 28, 19:09:07
  - & thenwatched them score 6 goals .... a cracking night's work (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 28, 17:39:05
- Pretty sure that's a johnny in her right pocket. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 16:34:31
  - lips balm (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 29, 00:14:01
  - Used or unused? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 28, 21:15:04
  - Good spot! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Nov 28, 16:40:29
- Fit…. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 28, 16:32:56
  - And after 7 pints (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 16:34:53
    - of wine (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 28, 18:13:23
      - come round (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 29, 00:04:22
- Get your shirt out, get your shirt out, GET YOUR SHIRT OUT FOR THE LADS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 28, 16:31:08
- Up your standard Gelman (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Nov 28, 16:21:26
  - Quite right. 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Nov 28, 16:22:33
Frank Lampard’s Coventry official klaxon (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Nov 28, 10:05:38
- Their fans will be well chuffed! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 28, 12:10:01
- He’s been sent to Coventry (n/m) (Other Football) - footymadman, Nov 28, 11:26:20
- Bit embarrassing he rejected us but goes there (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 10:48:15
  - That was a bizarre escape for us wasn't it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 28, 12:01:23
  - when he rejected us (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 28, 11:49:18
    - Yes he was holding out for better (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 11:54:52
      - He got the Everton job after rejecting us (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 28, 13:32:31
        
        Details (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 13:47:55
  - Embarrassingly lucky (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Nov 28, 11:05:33
    - Yep we did get Dean Smith tbf (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 11:24:44
      - phew (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 28, 11:52:46
  - desperate people do desperate things (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 28, 10:52:56
    - James Brown did an advert for noodles in Japan (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 28, 11:56:35
      - You are going to make me drag out... (Other Football) - usacanary, Nov 28, 12:20:20
      - wow (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 28, 12:14:19
      - I secretly quite like Snoop Dogg's Just Eat ads (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 28, 12:08:15
    - That there David Beckham on virtually every TV ad at the moment... what's (Other Football) - Pixelman, Nov 28, 11:25:00
      - he's even pimping beer, great actor though. i can see him landing a major hollywood role (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 28, 11:43:28
      - Yeah but he’s fit (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 28, 11:25:15
    - Ha yes (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 11:23:26
    - Can't wait for Frank Lampard's Coventry v Wayne Rooney's Plymouth (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 28, 10:54:14
      - I wonder which league 1 clubs will enjoy the same next season? (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 28, 11:27:47
      - Boxing Day (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 28, 11:24:10
      - play up stevie gee's pompey (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 28, 11:15:43
- Announce relegation (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 28, 10:48:09
  - Seems obvious this is a terrible appointment…. (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 28, 11:28:10
Hull sack Walter (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 27, 17:42:41
- Didn’t know they’d appointed him (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 20:20:40
  - Hardcore (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 27, 20:43:09
- Kamara probably ok with a fresh start. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Nov 27, 18:28:28
- Daft giving Rosenior the boot (Other Football) - inutero, Nov 27, 17:50:25
  - Don’t think it was he under achieved with what he had … (Other Football) - loz, Nov 27, 17:51:53
    - Yes, agree (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 18:07:50
Frank Lampard’s Coventry? (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 27, 11:45:52
- He can (n/m) (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 27, 14:15:58
- Madness (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 13:15:38
- Rooney won't last the season. (Other Football) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:11:06
  - he wasnt tactically aware as a player - just bloody technically good. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 27, 13:20:57
- Honestly cannot believe the level of stupidity in the gane (Other Football) - Chopper, Nov 27, 12:33:35
Given how incredible Sainz has been… (NCFC) - loz, Nov 27, 11:16:59
- Must be worth at least as much as Emi now surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Nov 27, 11:27:00
  - I don’t think so. Emi had done it in the EPL (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 13:14:07
  - How much did Somerville go for in the summer? (NCFC) - Jester, Nov 27, 11:48:01
    - Somerville had played in the EPL already (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 12:14:47
    - £25m + add ons (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 11:51:31
  - Into his last year in summer the complication… (NCFC) - loz, Nov 27, 11:36:05
- If that ex Coventry player in Portugal is quoted at 60 mill (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 27, 11:26:41
  - Viktor Gyökeres has a champions league hattrick to his name. Against Man C... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 12:50:03
    - on reflection ..... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 27, 12:52:27
  - Don't be daft (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 12:14:09
  - Gyekeres. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 12:13:42
When are Nunez and Cordoba back? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 10:57:57
- Half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 27, 11:50:43
- Well… (NCFC) - loz, Nov 27, 11:00:27
  - A bit of a hot take, but potentially getting a decent CDM could improve things (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 27, 11:51:21
    - 🚨🚨🚨 CDM CDM CDM (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 11:57:10
  - Is Gordon any better than springett (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 27, 11:29:15
    - Derby fan I know said Springett didn’t impress (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Nov 27, 15:08:01
  - Striker without a doubt. And perhaps also midfield. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Nov 27, 11:28:10
    - Kenny will leave for Scotland so a midfield replacement needed. (n/m) (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Nov 27, 13:05:13
    - Reyes *ought* to be back up keeper, if he’s any good (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 11:53:09
      - However, I should bear in mind the opposition (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 11:53:40
    - Is Slimane a stop gap? He's only 23 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 11:44:57
      - Looks a good player /signing to me. Hope he stays fit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 16:38:28
Does Fisher come straight back in? (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 27, 10:36:59
- I would bring him back in (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 10:39:15
  - Right back of left back ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 27, 10:47:21
Strange atmosphere last night. (NCFC) - Boyer, Nov 27, 09:09:28
- Sounds like the fans made them win? (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Nov 27, 15:01:38
- Yes, agreed. One guy behind me shouted “finish the game off”… (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 11:59:39
  - 5-1 is a dangerous scoreline (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 12:26:00
    - For Wayne Rooney... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:43:30
- It was the same when Farke arrived, (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Nov 27, 11:12:47
  - Yeah completely agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 27, 12:32:14
  - no real excuse then ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 27, 11:40:57
  - I agree wholeheartedly (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 27, 11:19:06
- i touched on this last night (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 27, 10:49:44
- I think for me we were a victim of our lightning start (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 27, 09:50:20
  - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 27, 11:38:22
  - Well said. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 27, 11:19:20
  - Yep, good analysis Yellalee 💛💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Nov 27, 10:51:15
  - The xG after 20 was only around 2 tbf (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:16:23
  - And I know it was a cold tuesday night and people had to get home but the stadium emptied (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 27, 10:12:59
    - Players took too long to do the lap at the end (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 10:17:39
  - Crowd get twitchy when we try to pass it out and give it away (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 09:53:35
    - I can't help it - I still feel nervy when I see us passing it out (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 10:07:58
      - Agree - think it really needs nunez and cordoba to make it work (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 10:37:46
      - It will always be nervy. There was a bit in the WBA game when in the area near left corner (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 10:13:04
        
        Yes, that was great. Very high risk, but lovely when it ends up in a proper good attack (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 27, 10:14:54
        
        That's it - the outcome is so much more stylish (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 10:58:44
      - I mean there was one point where we were doing a very fast little triangle 19yds out (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 27, 10:12:50
        
        Soccorbot training coming to fruition. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 10:14:35
        
        finally, we have arrived at the soccerbot (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 10:25:52
- Some people have made their mind up before they go (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Nov 27, 09:35:08
- I thought that too and mentioned it on here at HT (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Nov 27, 09:16:03
- My parents have been season ticket holders since the 80s and aren’t showing much (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 27, 09:15:16
  - Surely you can explain why it’s a season of transition (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:13:00
    - TBH their health is starting to fail and it’s getting more of an effort for them to get to (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 27, 10:24:14
      - It could be a realisation of their own mortality (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 27, 10:58:44
        
        Definitely, they're both 80 plus! (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 27, 11:31:30
    - Wonder how many times they heard that in all the years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 27, 10:17:04
      - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 10:42:12
XG 2.14?! (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Nov 27, 08:24:26
- xG, why it doesn't work. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:40:24
  - It's a case study in GIGO isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 16:29:34
    - What garbage goes in though? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 18:44:46
      - Is it? (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 18:56:10
        
        Nope. The raw data is the outcome of shots from the same part of the pitch (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 19:08:34
        
        I think we just have differing views on the quality of that data then (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 19:38:02
        
        Fair enough. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 19:46:44
        
        You are a credit to xG 🎩 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 20:16:34
        
        I presume it's one part of a suite of stuff (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 19:59:51
    - The thing is there is actual proof... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:56:48
      - That’s how you compare players and teams though, isn’t it? (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 18:31:00
  - Might as well have titled it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:12:16
    - I literally explained in detail why its wrong and this is your comeback.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 15:54:13
      - lol others have tried explaining to you (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 19:17:11
        
        Who explained it to me.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 20:57:24
- All the nerds getting off on xg... what does it actually do? Let me (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 10:20:27
  - clubs use it so there’s that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:30:26
    - xG is bollocks because (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 10:41:17
      - Presumably the stats back up the xG allocation? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 11:06:58
        
        Simon, simple question, why do better teams and players outperform xG (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:00:36
        
        Because xG is about the average outcome of any given scenario (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 16:24:29
        
        But you are giving a better player a value which is incorrect (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 21:04:40
        
        VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 19:18:13
        
        Glad you agree with something that is Bollocks... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 21:05:13
        
        To be more precise (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 11:52:06
        
        How do they use it? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 11:54:34
        
        Thye mainly use it to justify losses....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:02:14
        
        Not seen that (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 19:18:42
      - You’re an xG sceptic then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:45:50
        
        If I don't believe in Santa or the tooth fairy.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:21:31
        
        You’re a septic (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:23:02
    - But what does it do? I can see it might be helpful to clubs when (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 10:35:59
      - When the club looks at the next game.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 21:08:45
      - The league table is a far more useful stat. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 12:54:50
      - Like all stats it shouldn't be looked at in isolation. Combined with other metric over (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Nov 27, 11:00:46
        
        That's fascinating. For the clubs. But for the fan on the street it is (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 12:33:07
        
        So why bother with any of them? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:01:57
        
        Indeed. Why bother. It adds nothing to my enjoyment or othewise knowing we had (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 13:35:34
        
        Those are actual number we can count... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:06:41
        
        Boro are a good example (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 11:48:17
        
        I'm struggling to make myself clear here. That is great for clubs but (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 12:36:19
        
        What’s the point in discussing potential line ups and tactics? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:07:06
        
        See, now your just configrating. My point is specifically about xg. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 13:38:29
        
        Mikey likes to muddy the waters while losing an argument (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:04:05
        
        Blimey 15 goals in their last 3 games (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 11:58:46
      - Just a metric for those interested in the finer details (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:42:20
        
        Cricket has a few. But they are based on actuals... batting average, bowling average etc.. (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 12:39:51
        
        These are based on a large sample of incidents (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:10:47
        
        Exactly, that's what Mikey doesn't get (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 12:57:28
        
        But a reliable metric needs consistent factors (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 11:57:31
        
        Absolutely, but with enough data you end up with an average (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 12:28:17
        
        Not sure how infinite possibilities can create an average! (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 12:53:48
        
        Regularly ranting about xG (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:12:15
        
        I assume this is just your subjective view? (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 13:28:30
        
        Well I’m not going to look for each occurrence (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:16:19
        
        EDIT - twice as difficult as Sainz's 3rd. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 12:55:54
        
        Unforced errors can be pretty subjective (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 12:18:46
        
        That's why it's just a guide (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 12:06:33
        
        But people treat it as an arbiter (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 12:12:46
        
        Eh? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 12:23:06
      - It is an indicator of the quality of chances created (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 10:41:02
        
        Nobody is addressing the fact it's subjective... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 12:51:26
        
        I don't think that's true (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 15:10:58
        
        Again, answer the question..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:12:31
        
        lol amazing it’s like part of your brain doesn’t work (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 19:21:57
        
        It does make sense for you to be assigned the same value... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 16:32:32
        
        👍 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 19:23:27
        
        Again, answer the question..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:12:00
        
        Why would it be useful to ME? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 27, 12:43:03
        
        It isn’t useful to you (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:08:46
        
        I think its also misleading, which is worse. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:16:05
        
        I think its also misleading, which is worse. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:14:19
- 3.23 apparently (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Nov 27, 08:40:05
  - Downgraded to 3.15 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 08:46:55
    - Makes more sense than 2! (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Nov 27, 09:12:09
      - Go to stats on the fotmob link (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:01:16
    - Basically it’s a load of shite then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 27, 09:09:31
      - No (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 09:14:55
        
        We scored 6 and missed a load of sitters, HTH (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 27, 09:16:04
        
        You’re very harsh on our players (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 09:25:43
        
        Yep (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 09:34:02
        
        Surely Crnac’s header was very high (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 09:45:26
        
        0.49 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 10:03:08
        
        Hmm (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 27, 10:56:34
        
        That was 0.51 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 09:45:21
        
        The main thing xG shows me is that fans massively overestimate the likelihood of scoring (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 11:19:01
        
        xG massively underestimates good teams (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 13:04:18
        
        Painful (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:13:08
        
        Again, no answer to why I am wrong....thats painful to watch... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 27, 16:05:31
        
        Yep and get easily wound up by what others (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 13:03:01
        
        says others are "easily wound up" Lolzers (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 27, 13:29:40
        
        I do (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:13:26
6 hours and 28 minutes (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Nov 27, 07:31:06
- Fun day sightseeing in this weather (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 27, 12:08:39
- As someone said last night I did feel for their fans (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 27, 11:21:37
- Ridiculous really. (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 27, 09:00:48
- Coach was due back at 545 tbf (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 07:47:34
- I'm sure I read a few years ago that it is a deliberate policy (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Nov 27, 07:45:50
  - Yes. It is true. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 09:35:17
  - That's awful if true (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Nov 27, 08:20:17
    - Having looked though the Plymouth fixtures (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Nov 27, 08:31:40
      - I don’t think it’s an absolute rule (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 09:36:19
Ghouls... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 27, 06:49:13
- Impressive though it was (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 27, 07:45:29
  - I was only half joking when I said it should have been 10-0 (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 27, 11:25:40
  - VMT - they were really, really awful (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 09:15:05
  - From the first 5 minutes on I was getting Huddersfield behind closed doors vibes (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Nov 27, 08:33:31
  - They were torn apart by injuries I think … (NCFC) - loz, Nov 27, 08:01:00
    - If they'd had Whittaker, they might have made more of the opportunities we gave them (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 09:14:03
  - Speaking of Carabao, I don’t drink energy drinks, used to drink RedBull when I was bit of (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 27, 07:56:36
Elephant in the room time 🐘 (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 22:54:41
- Quite possibly (by your own reckoning) (NCFC) - Ladbroke, Nov 30, 18:46:05
- We won. Keegan them (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 17:22:04
- It seem churlish to find fault after a 6-1 win (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 27, 01:14:57
- Not when we have cordoba, Nunez and fisher available (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 27, 00:10:26
- There’s a time and a place, just that sometimes, to us, it seems like they don’t know when (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 23:21:41
- If they should have had 3, we shouldve had 12 ... 8 is too low (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Nov 26, 22:58:23
  - Yes maybe, point still stands about risk and reward... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 23:02:41
I feel like I’m posting too much, so last one. I think Barnes could be great under JHT (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:32:26
- I agree. Bring on Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 22:39:34
- Pleased to see him back- maybe he'll have a duffyinho type renaissance (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 22:38:07
- ^^full of unholy euphemisms ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 22:37:44
- Re Barnes. My initial observation is that camcan might be right. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 26, 22:37:35
  - Matron! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 22:38:42
I feel for the Plymouth fans that made the journey (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:26:24
- I felt that too, I’ve been to a few Argyle games, great fans. (n/m) (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Nov 26, 23:05:04
- Fuck em (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 26, 22:37:41
  - Well they did the same to us last year! (n/m) (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Nov 26, 23:05:22
- You lose 6-1 and get “she’s getting shagged in the jungle’ (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Nov 26, 22:34:23
- Yep. I’m currently tightening my bow and adjusting the bridge on my miniature violin (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 22:31:29
  - 😂😂 (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:32:59
Why I like Thorup (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 26, 22:25:43
- Yep, very astute. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:27:09
Canary Call has become utter nonsense (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Nov 26, 22:19:22
- Beat me to it .. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 22:48:06
- You say “become”? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 22:20:58
  - It’s like talkshite with zero vetting of the callers (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:21:30
    - On talkshite the only requirement of the caller is to speak estuary (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 22:23:18
Any locksmiths on the Wrath? My keys don’t seem to work. Odd. (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 22:15:20
- Locksmith Lawyer is the bomb (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Nov 26, 22:58:36
- Lock lube (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:16:36
  - Come round (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 26, 22:25:12
How good is sainz? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:08:06
- Too good for us, hopefully we can get a monster price for him. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 23:01:31
- Absolutely unstoppable in the chumps (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 22:42:18
- £40m absolute minimum (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 26, 22:39:26
  - Then it will be free (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Nov 26, 23:09:28
- Nowhere near prem standard, it would be mad to take a risk on him (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 22:24:57
- I think he makes quite a few bad decisions actually (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 22:24:18
  - His scoring ability is exceptional in this JHT side (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:29:29
    - From certain positions and in a bit of space, he's pretty deadly (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 22:33:20
- He’s great but I’m not convinced about him at prem level (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 26, 22:21:27
  - I agree (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:21:54
    - 20? (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:24:16
      - £15m or more (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:28:03
- Free transfer masterstroke from Webber tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 22:16:45
  - Uh oh....Haterz won't like that... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 23:00:12
  - Yep (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:20:11
    - Fisher (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:21:17
- Better than Rowe (NCFC) - 51eve, Nov 26, 22:16:33
- I think better than Rowe in almost every aspect of the game (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 26, 22:12:51
  - Rowe more pace? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:14:37
  - Nah.. rowe playing in a 3 or in crnacs position (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:14:03
    - Rose’s start to last season was nowhere near as impressive as sainz’s start to this (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:16:15
      - Where was he last year (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:20:51
        
        I didn’t (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:22:49
- Bang average (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 26, 22:12:50
  - Vmt - not even as good as Clint Easton (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:17:27
- 6/10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 22:12:46
- Better than emi - can we keep him no (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:12:25
- Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Nov 26, 22:08:42
Why oh why oh why (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 26, 22:01:45
- We don’t miss him that’s Forshaw certain (n/m) (NCFC) - neonyellow, Nov 26, 22:08:42
- Was he playing (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 22:04:45
  - Nope (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:33:23
Think we did well getting money for Bali Mumba (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 26, 22:00:00
- True of a number of recent disposals honestly (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 22:44:34
- Did you blub when webber sold him (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:00:58
  - 🤏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Nov 26, 22:02:41
    - You watching Colleen sweet heart ❤️ (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:07:42
      - 🤏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Nov 26, 22:17:44
  - No not at all. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 26, 22:01:47
    - They did.... I Hooe someone pulls that up (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:06:58
      - FFS - if you’re going to be a troll, at least be good at it (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:12:29
        
        Wow (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 27, 00:02:53
        
        Chapeau sir! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 27, 01:09:35
        
        I've never been arsed (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 22:15:54
        
        I’ve got a lot of respect for people that are dedicated to their craft (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 22:18:59
Who was sky co comm? (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 21:47:08
- Matt Jarvis (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:47:15
  - I think (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:48:07
    - Confirmed (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:48:42
      - Tvm (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 21:50:19
Excellent - and things that could be even better (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:41:31
- Yep he deserves that (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 21:43:18
Marcondes loves to blame his teammates for his mistakes 😂😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:35:03
- He’s had a great game tonight. (NCFC) - Alan, Nov 26, 22:04:33
When we are not being careless and move it quickly we are a fantastic side (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 26, 21:28:28
- Glad you’re in a happier place Jim! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Nov 26, 21:33:10
- The contrast with Plymouth, who seem tactically all over the place, is stark (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:31:43
- wow Jim... best thing I've heard from you for years (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Nov 26, 21:30:00
What the actual fuck we’re their two defenders doing though?! (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:25:33
- looking forwards to the trip home (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 21:26:33
Delighted for Crnac (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:24:56
5-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:22:28
Second hatrick of the season !!! (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 21:19:21
- Anyone done that since Simeon Jackson? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:20:06
He really is a class act (n/m) (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Nov 26, 21:17:25
- As good as he was last season, he’s almost exponentially better (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:19:11
  - On the juice (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 21:21:21
- Take him off FFS (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 21:18:38
We are such a weird mixture of excellence and carelessness tonight (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 26, 21:14:19
- We’ve missed fisher (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 21:18:06
- They've dragged us downto their level at times (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 26, 21:16:33
- That, however, was great (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 26, 21:16:02
A pretty sloppy half of football (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:33:04
Shite from Sorenson (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 20:26:24
- No, wasn't Sorensens.fault at all (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Nov 26, 20:37:37
  - Vmt (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 20:40:57
- Hmmm (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 20:30:45
  - Disagree (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 26, 20:34:28
  - I don’t think he’s been decent (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:33:39
- He’s not good enough on the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:29:23
- It's been coming, the whole team has been sloppy and disorganised (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 26, 20:27:52
- dreadful hes given it away a number of times (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Nov 26, 20:27:13
But for our sloppiness, should be a blood bath (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:04:47
- And their keeper (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 26, 20:11:16
2-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:02:26
Another great chance goes begging (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 20:00:15
Kenny somehow makes a massive difference (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 19:56:42
- It’s been that way for a long while. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ulf jr, Nov 26, 20:01:35
- Plymouth have been horrific. We’ve been sloppy (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:58:49
- Nice to see him back but Plymouth defending is shocking (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 26, 19:57:27
  - Players look better next to him (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 19:58:12
Crnac hits the post. Good work (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:54:46
- Sainz should score, again. Blimey (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:56:10
wtf are we doing at the back?! (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:53:08
Should be 2...hope we won't regret etc (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 26, 19:51:18
- Three (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:51:41
  - Totally (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 26, 19:52:00
Looked offside 👀 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:49:33
- That’s what you me and Wayne thought (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Nov 26, 19:50:03
- Came off Plymouth defender... therefore not offside (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Nov 26, 19:50:02
  - I meant from initial pass (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:50:55
Did not expect Sorensen to start ahead of Slimane (NCFC) - 51eve, Nov 26, 19:00:02
- Fitness is an issue with slimane (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:01:15
  - Yeah they are managing some kind of niggle (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 26, 19:01:49
    - Has he been fit since being here.? (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Nov 26, 19:14:16
      - The third CM alongside McLean and Nunez (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 19:16:55
- Slimane looked pretty cramped up last game (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Nov 26, 19:01:05
Any Wrath family lawyers out there? Is “leaving the last item of a multi-pack (be it beer, (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 10:56:42
- Eating an odd number of weetabix is a hate crime... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 26, 16:57:12
- Don’t get me started… (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorcee, Nov 26, 14:41:29
- Don’t need grounds for divorce these days (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Nov 26, 13:53:05
- I have to deal with this all the time. I'm at the point where I just accept that (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 26, 12:40:38
  - And dont get me started on putting dirty things on the draining board (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 26, 12:41:39
- This thread is getting far more traction than the game day thread (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 26, 12:21:07
  - What?! At least I’ve got that 4 pack of Northern Monk in the fridge….or have I ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 12:27:34
    - When Real Man shows up, this thread is going to go 💯 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 26, 12:52:40
- Only if it is beer, and therefore deception giving false hope (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Nov 26, 11:37:19
- prevention is better than cure (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:31:22
  - YEs this. But MrsPx buys fruit in bags (!!!) and I forever finding a single plum (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 26, 12:43:40
    - Sorry for your loss (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:43:19
    - Plums should *always* come in pairs (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 26, 13:03:32
  - VMT (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 26, 12:17:29
    - Or have children (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 12:22:54
      - My issue lately is just enough room for general (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 13:04:00
  - ^This is correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 26, 11:55:23
    - thank you. basic cohabiting 101 (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:06:33
      - So that’s where all the bog roll went in 2020 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 12:29:32
      - I'm failing on the last point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 26, 12:20:11
        
        that is difficult tbf (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:23:20
- 3 game ban! (n/m) (General Chat) - Gazzaman, Nov 26, 11:21:28
- I'd go for an official written warning (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Nov 26, 11:02:16
  - Assuming it’s a she! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 12:33:22
  - And failure to rinse plates and bowls before putting in the dishwasher (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 11:04:43
    - Dishwashers are rubbish (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 26, 11:59:11
      - Miele (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:44:36
      - I never rinse. I have a sausagefenton that takes care of that stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 26, 12:45:57
        
        Yup, Fenton prewash 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:45:01
      - In well over 50 years on this planet (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Nov 26, 12:18:16
        
        neither are really a badge of honour (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 12:27:53
        
        They're not meant to be. Just casual observations. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Nov 26, 12:37:11
        
        What else are you doing incorrectly? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 12:19:48
        
        I'm not best placed to answer that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Nov 26, 12:42:41
      - If you know what you’re doing it’s way better (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:17:05
      - if that were the case then why did we bother inventing them? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:16:11
      - They use less water than doing the washing up manually (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 12:15:29
        
        Details (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:17:41
    - VAR would disagree with that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 11:23:25
      - TOTAL nonsense (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 11:40:11
        
        You either have a piss poor DW or you are loading it wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 26, 12:48:20
        
        Rice is the worst (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 11:46:33
        
        I mean, fortunately in this house all the food is eaten (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 11:48:19
        
        Do you lick the rice bits clean off the plate? (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 11:49:43
        
        Always eat rice (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 11:51:06
        
        That’s a bit surprising (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 11:43:26
        
        oh shit (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 11:47:14
        
        I might try a non rinsed go to see (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 11:58:12
    - ^^ can’t afford a Miele (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 11:08:21
- No but (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 10:59:26
  - Is using a different tea spoon for every different cup of tea/coffee (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 11:02:54
    - It is if you’ll run out before the dishwasher is used (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 11:22:04
      - get you!!! (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 12:06:01
        
        Is this not normal? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:15:27
        
        No (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 12:27:45
        
        That’s ridiculous (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:39:15
        
        Yes - the grooves are cut into the stone worktop (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 13:01:22
        
        Purrrlease (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 13:02:09
        
        decadence of the highest order (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 12:19:51
        
        It is unless you still live in the 1970s (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 12:16:29
        
        Crikey (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:23:55
        
        i regret the move to big sink/little sink (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:29:19
        
        It’s the rinsing sink (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 12:40:20
        
        In the words of Alan Partridge (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 12:36:27
      - fuck the environment, dual dishwashers is the way ahead (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:40:40
        
        ^^cleaned his rd350lc engine in it ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 12:21:27
        
        Good thinking (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 26, 11:48:11
        
        actually it's good for the environment (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:54:42
        
        what about different sized plates piled together? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 11:52:15
        
        Or a plate loaded DIAGONALLY (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 11:56:02