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Messi's 6th hat trick of the season (Other Football) - pants, Feb 19, 22:03:48
- It's 5 (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:18:44
  - Quality goals - I love watching barce (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:19:36
- amazing player (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 22:05:58
  - wow, 4 (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 19, 22:12:55
    - I just love watching him & his lack of cheating is also admirable. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 22:14:02
      - Messi. (Other Football) - Men without hats, Feb 19, 22:15:39
        
        The pundits NEVER address this important question (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 19, 22:26:17
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 19, 22:16:51
      - That finish was brilliant yet so casual (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:15:26
        
        Best player in the world by some margin (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 19, 22:36:32
*logs in to take a peek* (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 19, 21:43:20
- ^^^ attention seeker (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:29:00
Bit of an adjustment for Valencia (Other Football) - mr carra, Feb 19, 21:41:04
- A win vs a total dicking (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:20:32
Pants (General Chat) - Lurkerino, Feb 19, 21:34:39
- That takes dedication (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:27:42
- Why does he NEED a life? (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 19, 21:39:39
  - oops, perhaps that was a litttle strong (General Chat) - Lurkerino, Feb 19, 21:52:05
    - I need a life (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 19, 21:56:28
      - get swift cover (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 21:58:45
      - Tescos (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:58:41
    - It's been about 6 years now Hoofin, are you considering varying this act anytime soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 21:55:10
      - Lukerino = Hoofin? (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 19, 22:05:29
        
        just a guess (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 22:09:24
      - Did you mean to respond to me? (General Chat) - Lurkerino, Feb 19, 22:03:11
- Jesus! lol For every 1 post I make, Pants makes 10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:37:37
- It's just a quiz (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 21:36:30
Selwyn, I'm with you. We're a joke in the cups (when I go). (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 19, 21:27:07
- Never go to a cup game again please (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 22:28:16
- Normally a goal down, going into the last 10 minutes I always fancy us... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:32:56
  - The last 10 minutes we created loads of chances, Wilbraham's shot & Vaughan's (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 21:40:53
  - Wilberman shot, great save, R Martin header off the line... (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 19, 21:37:20
    - It wasnt our usual enslaught though... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:39:07
    - I thought it was a great cup tie. I don't have any beef with any of the squad (NCFC) - pants, Feb 19, 21:38:49
      - that team was more than capable, but sadly Pilks was going throgh a Lee Peltier (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 21:49:42
        
        Yep it was (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 21:51:17
        
        I remember wishing we'd signed Peltier after his trial with us from Liverpool (NCFC) - pants, Feb 19, 21:51:05
        
        Yep, he's class (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Feb 19, 21:58:45
      - It wasnt our best available... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:45:06
        
        Exactly (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 21:47:01
        
        agree. I really enjoyed watching Vaughan for the half hour too (NCFC) - pants, Feb 19, 21:46:30
        
        So do you think that starting XI was strong enough to beat Leicester or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 21:48:16
        
        In my opinion (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 19, 21:52:19
        
        Disagree about that being our strongest midfield (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Feb 19, 22:06:23
        
        too many attacking midfielders, no balance (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 19, 22:52:01
        
        Yep that's how I see it too. (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 21:55:23
      - So you're saying that the players who were picked did as well as they could (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 21:41:37
Early prediction for Man U team (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 19, 14:58:15
- Interesting.... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 15:04:20
Apols if WWII but did we all see this bit of bravery on the FL show last night? (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 19, 14:52:40
- Best bit is the look on the reading players face as he slumps to his knees (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 15:06:18
- Thought it looked like he was tring to get out of the wa of it.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Feb 19, 15:01:02
Hahaha Chisora is unhinged...video of the Haye Chisora brawl (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Feb 19, 03:32:36
- boxings a joke (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:29:11
- Awesome from Vitali, little smile - off you run children (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Feb 19, 09:27:22
- Did he say he is going to "physically shoot" David Haye? (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 19, 07:41:34
  - It's a spaff comment. He's going to spaff on him. On his tits. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Feb 19, 07:51:34
    - Eeeew! This tweet made me chuckle this morning... (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 19, 08:06:59
      - so true, complete with her elizabeth duke earrings from argos! (n/m) (Other Sports) - city_lad, Feb 19, 08:10:04
    - DAMMIT, BEAT ME TO IT. (n/m) (Other Sports) - HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 19, 07:51:44
- An unhinged cunt at that (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Feb 19, 06:51:10
- Ha Ha Quality...... It really is like WWE (n/m) (Other Sports) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Feb 19, 06:18:44
Bucket loads of cunt forecast for tomorrow (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Feb 18, 22:35:56
- Rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 22:47:57
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 18, 22:40:17
Fuck. Boxing is on Sky... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 18, 22:33:08
- No it isn't (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 18, 22:42:47
  - 456 (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 18, 22:45:25
    - Oh FFS ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 18, 22:50:27
    - It's fucking shite though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 18, 22:46:16
      - Who's winning? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 22:47:39
        
        Ivan Drago. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 18, 22:54:13
  - channel 456 (n/m) (General Chat) - R T Chase, Feb 18, 22:44:14
- Not actually a contest though, is it? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 18, 22:36:47
  - Stoke vs Marlow at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 18, 22:39:41
    - Marlo Stanfield (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 18, 22:40:45
      - Butch (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 18, 22:43:03
One redeeming thing for me out of today (NCFC) - Kev, Feb 18, 20:33:50
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 18, 21:14:31
- yep was that better or worse than charlton under rodent? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:35:21
- Ha! Yes, same for me (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 20:34:17
lose today or lose the final on penalties? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:29:13
- You said yesterday that losing on penalties doesn't count as losing (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 18, 20:32:25
  - ^^^^pedant (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 20:33:34
    - losing on pens doesn't count for a 90 minute game (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:34:30
      - For the purposes of betting or reality? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 20:35:59
        
        just a 90 minute game of football (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:37:26
        
        Yeah I agree actually. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 20:48:54
- Silly question (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Feb 18, 20:31:04
- Lose in the final (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 20:30:43
  - Its a great feeling I can assure you. (NCFC) - John in Texas, Feb 18, 21:24:28
  - losing a final like that could be tough for the players to get over (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:36:45
    - We can buy new ones for next season (n/m) (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Feb 18, 20:38:07
      - good point (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 20:38:50
        
        Totally agree, need to be ruthless (n/m) (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Feb 18, 20:39:59
I'm over losing now (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 19:06:12
- We could actually lose to them for real instead of pretending to (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 18, 19:07:26
  - Sorry, I don't understand gibberish (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 19:08:53
    - I'll type it slowly next time (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 18, 19:09:55
      - Hahahahaha (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 19:16:53
curbishley has turned down wolfs, apparently (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 18, 13:20:34
- It's not true (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 18, 13:29:04
  - what isn't (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 13:31:42
- brucey now 2/5 (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 13:22:47
  - Fucking hell, if we thought Wolves fans were introspective and sullen before... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 18, 13:26:41
    - you get the manager you deserve (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 13:29:00
    - I wouldn't wish it on anyone.... (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 13:27:47
Wow, the Guardian's secret footballer's mortgage payments (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 18, 12:32:08
- Probably paying it off a lot quicker though... (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 13:06:49
  - ^^^ this........sound financial advice. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Feb 18, 17:20:57
I'm really hoping that both Johnson and Crofts don't play (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 18, 11:56:15
- Reckon we'll go with this......... (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 18, 12:18:25
- Yea I agree looking forward to howson.. (NCFC) - loz, Feb 18, 12:03:34
- Both is always a bad idea at this level (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 18, 11:57:50
  - Surman, pilks, bennett and fox please (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 12:03:42
    - Or wes in for Bennett at the tip of a diamond (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 12:04:59
      - Reckon Wes will play, Pilks might get a rest (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 18, 12:06:20
  - Bit like Holt and Morison. I don't like that combo. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 18, 11:59:21
    - they done quite well together this season (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 18, 12:00:49
      - I like either with Jackson. Jackson has come on so much. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 18, 12:01:25
        
        not played a lot, but looks pretty good if you ask me (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 18, 12:24:51
Phil brown to Leeds (NCFC) - hoolahan, Feb 18, 11:53:26
- Eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 12:02:46
  - a few Wrathers lumped on it (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 18, 12:32:05
    - What bear selection did you get then karn? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 18, 12:38:38
Just logged on to see Warnock is the Leeds Manager!!!! WW1 (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 18, 11:42:59
- He's a superior Glenn Roeder - he'll get you up but he won't keep you up (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Feb 18, 12:35:04
  - And, he's a weapons-grade cuntbeak (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Feb 18, 12:35:14
    - ^^^ this (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 13:13:21
We WILL win at Anfield tomorrow....... (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Feb 18, 08:49:17
- We aren't playing at anfield tomorrow (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 18, 10:31:33
- I hope you do. But I don't think you will. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Feb 18, 09:59:26
- You'll lose 3-1 (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 09:21:01
  - Nah I was thinking the reverse actually, 2 for Buckley and 1 for Vicente. (n/m) (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Feb 18, 09:23:25
    - No way you'll score three (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 18, 09:41:08
Will there be a stream tomorrow? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 22:02:25
- I would think so. It's being shown at the Famous Three Kings tomorrow (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 17, 22:11:53
  - Yep as Kents sais, also Bloodzed is showing it on Sopcast HD. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 17, 22:14:53
- yep nailed on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 22:11:46
since paul lambert took over (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:00:09
- Sunderland, MK Dons, Carlisle, erm... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 17, 20:07:01
  - ah yes, Orient (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 17, 20:07:30
- I thought the paper said recently that... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:04:26
  - all those 4 team from foffo beat us in a cup too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:05:59
- stop asking such hard questions (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 20:03:26
- Carlisle for one. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 17, 20:03:00
  - Ah yes. FA Cup for one of them, league (home?) for the other. (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:05:40
    - Yep. Last game of league one season. We were in party mode. Their fans dressed as cooks. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 17, 20:07:54
      - Oh yeah, remember now. Elliott Ward hungover and sloppy defending as a result. (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:09:01
        
        No, I think you have the wrong drunken performance there.Ward was last game of last season (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 17, 20:42:12
        
        Oh yeah. Ward wasn't with us in L1, was he. (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 21:00:15
- Sunderland (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:02:56
  - League home this season and the cup home telly game was League1, wasn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:10:11
    - yep. Not Big Gaz Doc's finest hour (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 17, 20:34:09
      - Can remember them ripping through us but not the specifics of the goals... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:58:52
    - away this season, even (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:11:33
  - Carlisle (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:04:15
  - Mk dons (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:03:45
    - Yep league away (was at that one) and cup home this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:06:43
  - Leyton orient (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:03:19
    - I can remember the away league defeat as I was there but when was the other? (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:12:41
      - Yes: FA Cup last season. (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 20:15:07
      - home fa cup 3rd round (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:14:21
- Hmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Foffo Spearjig, Feb 17, 20:02:29
  - Carlisle, Sunderland, Orient, MKD (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Foffo Spearjig, Feb 17, 20:02:54
    - Southampton (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Feb 17, 20:03:57
      - Crystal Palace if you include friendlies! (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Feb 17, 20:07:58
      - Nah (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:05:07
        
        Penalties doesn't count (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:05:18
      - aet doesn't count (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:05:06
        
        So Zambia didn't win the ACON then? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 17, 20:31:17
        
        Here's a tip (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 17, 20:37:49
        
        Nah, I don't want to be different (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 17, 22:39:52
        
        Don't be silly. This is Gay-Off evolution (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 17, 20:51:57
        
        There wasn't any extra time - straight to pennos (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 20:06:14
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 17, 20:31:35
        
        oh yes and that! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:06:29
    - whatever (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 20:03:42
Hurrah!! Just passed a phone interview, next step is final stage......'Selection Academy'! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 17, 15:38:05
- Do the public get to vote on who gets the job? (General Chat) - Ben, Feb 17, 17:30:35
- Fucksake, do companies use phrases like 'selection academy' these days? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 17, 15:50:03
  - It's the worst one I've heard in a while (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 17, 15:54:20
- What's the job? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 17, 15:40:21
  - Call centre for a bank (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 17, 15:41:21
- i'm not sure that warrants a "hurrah!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 17, 15:39:03
  - how about a small fist pump and a night on the pop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 17, 15:44:28
    - now it has all been clarified, why the hell not! (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 17, 15:49:43
  - Can i get away with a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? (n/m) (General Chat) - schroeder, Feb 17, 15:43:24
  - It does when you haven't worked since October! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 17, 15:41:07
    - well then, good luck to you and hopefully it'll not be an ordeal (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 17, 15:46:20
      - Cheers, I've been to ones before and they aren't too bad (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 17, 15:48:48
  - How about an wooOOO! Like that Ribena berry used to do at the end of the advert (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 15:40:37
    - w00t (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 17, 15:41:39
Razak and Assulin, are these the 2 players to take Brighton up to the Premier League?? (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Feb 16, 22:36:45
- I hope so.... (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 16, 23:20:24
- Are they the new Cagney and Lacey? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 16, 22:54:49
  - Nah (Other Football) - Sir Foffo Spearjig, Feb 16, 23:03:55
- No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 16, 22:44:04
- Never heard of them (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 16, 22:41:26
  - They're (Other Football) - Sir Foffo Spearjig, Feb 16, 22:50:48
- TBF Brighton have got no chance (Other Football) - schroeder, Feb 16, 22:38:09
  - Bet we finish top 6. Let's say 25 quid? (n/m) (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Feb 16, 22:39:05
    - I didn't say you pissy little team wouldn't make the playoffs (Other Football) - schroeder, Feb 16, 22:44:29
Help me with some girl trouble (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 21:56:26
- Tell her that you're an internet warrior, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Feb 13, 23:26:44
- Learn a musical instrument (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:47:07
  - Rusty Trombone?...... Skin Flute? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:52:28
    - Anything that makes her cry while he plays it (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:54:33
      - Sybian? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 23:07:06
    - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:53:09
- You should really ask SCC. Thought he would have rocked up by now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:40:57
  - he's probably up to his nuts in guts as we type (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:43:27
    - That's better (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:47:06
- From what I consider an absolute legend on here, I'd ask Larry Hagman's advice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:23:43
  - And he is in with really successful but secret bands (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:26:35
- Stick to Football, Booze and the WOTB (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:21:12
  - TBF he's not trying to marry her, this thread would have been a different (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:24:40
    - I'd marry her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:31:06
    - Normally a ten takes time and effort to get to the crunch (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:26:55
      - it's not just about hardcore sex though strap on (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:29:31
        
        Change the 'though' to 'with a' and you've got some sound parental advice there. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:32:25
- Learn from the master.... (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Feb 13, 22:18:39
- seriously...... just wack off to free grainy low res internet porn. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:17:27
- Thanks for the advice men (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:16:40
  - Do you have any weapons, formaldehyde and binding tape in your car? (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:40:18
  - good thinking (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 13, 22:27:22
  - Yes, that's not creepy at all (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:26:05
  - how did you find out where she lived? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:20:33
    - Looked through the phonebook (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:23:58
      - If you think that is a good idea (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:28:41
  - Good luck with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:20:25
  - Good luck (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:20:14
- More booze than she can safely consume (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:14:24
- Seriously though. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:12:29
  - Is this you...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:20:31
  - That and the Rohypnol (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:17:42
  - "stop eating" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:16:34
    - genius isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:21:50
  - buy some expensive headphones (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:16:16
    - dunno, girls seem to love a pair of Beats by Dre (fucking awful things) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:20:27
      - how old were they? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:22:41
        
        haha, 18 i suppose (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:23:47
        
        who is 'we'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:26:34
        
        me + housemates (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:28:31
        
        although let me say this, nothing is beneath me when it comes to women (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:32:06
- In no particular order: be funny, talk to her, listen to what she says... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:11:25
  - "pretend" to listen to what she says (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:59
    - ^^^^^ POTD........... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:15:31
    - You're a right old grinch tonight, even by your grumpy standards... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:14:48
      - don't be so precious love (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:15:41
        
        I'm not! You're being super grumpy... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:20:11
        
        i am? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:24:01
        
        No geezer, course not (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 23:27:57
- Befriend a pharmacist (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:09:32
- Money..... lots of it......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:07:44
  - And a fucking huge TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:55
    - worked for me!...... dont hatez the playa.....hate the game..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:10:50
      - So, you're married to a 'solid 10', earn a sizable income, have a huge fucking TV, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:16:35
        
        You forgot I have a giant cock and won a nobel peace prize. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:32:23
      - you've fucked up there usac (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:01
        
        im thinking of writing a blog........whad ya think? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:14:11
        
        go for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:17:29
- just ask if sje spits or swallows...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 13, 22:07:01
  - It's never failed, (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:15:26
- No such thing as a 10. Liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:03:19
- Your chance is already gone (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:02:36
- Just ask if you can monk all over her tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:01:34
  - what if she says no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:03:08
    - It's an assumed close. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:24
    - Faint heart never won fair lady (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:08:23
      - what about skanks? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:16:26
      - i suppose if she says no then she's not much of a fair lady (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:10:28
  - high risk - high reward (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 13, 22:02:35
- be better looking (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 13, 21:57:23
  - I was just going to tell her she has nice hair and cracking attire (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:00:31
    - Rohypnol ! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Feb 13, 22:15:13
    - You could try that. Saying nothing would probably be equally effective. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:11:25
      - What if I tell her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:18:57
        
        See my first suggestion. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:21:54
        
        I don't think a Volcanic Waterfall is a thing (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:21:22
that must have put McCarthy's nose well and truly out of joint..oh hang on (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 12, 16:52:26
- Wonkiest nose: McCarthy or Bruce? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 12, 16:54:40
  - Wonkiest? (NCFC) - Sir Foffo Spearjig, Feb 12, 17:00:48
WFLGH has got a Horse! tattoo. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 12, 16:35:58
- Looks to be sporting a semi as well (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Feb 12, 16:39:19
  - Weren't we all when he buried the 3rd? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 12, 16:56:25
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 12, 16:40:42
Full backs what we gonna do?... (NCFC) - loz, Feb 12, 08:21:37
- Martin & Lappin v Leicester for me (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 12, 09:15:36
- Relax man, we don't need full backs... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 12, 08:22:34
  - THIS! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 12, 08:24:08
Bullet dodged (NCFC) - Firstnews, Feb 11, 20:50:40
- ^^^Yes this (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 11, 20:58:52
  - Jacko is getting better and better... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 11, 21:17:28
- jacko has been awesome of late........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 20:54:17
  - yep he's opened the door wide open for himself (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:04:03
  - pass (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 20:55:18
- League One goals doesn't mean shit (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 11, 20:54:08
- brighton are flying (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 20:51:55
  - Yea but CMS is crap (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Feb 11, 20:54:22
    - ok wessi is crap too then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 20:56:11
      - Are you ten years old? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 20:57:12
        
        nope just defending a decent footballer (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 20:58:50
        
        CMS is a striker, no? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 21:03:50
        
        not a typical striker (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:05:40
        
        but not as good as cm! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 21:39:20
        
        no ive met him (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 20:57:52
I really like Stan Collymore. . . (Other Sports) - Alan, Feb 11, 19:59:31
- Yep - spoke very highly of us (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 21:08:09
Wearing his Norwich shirt all week at work (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 17:33:46
So, So proud of our club.... It is unbelievable how far we have come in just 2 yrs (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Feb 11, 17:27:09
- Stunning (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 17:31:14
is 'massive' still applicable - what's bigger than massive? (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Feb 11, 17:22:36
- Mammoth (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 17:32:25
- Gargantuan (n/m) (NCFC) - Butterworth, Feb 11, 17:23:49
  - BEHEMOTHIC! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 11, 17:25:37
    - Homunculan!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 11, 17:34:01
- BEHEMOTHIC (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 11, 17:23:01
  - Maxigargantuan!!! Ubercolossal!!! Hyowge. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 11, 17:23:35
best ever win under lambert (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 17:00:32
- Agreed, Lambert has worked Swansea out (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Feb 11, 17:04:04
- not better than 1p5wich or pompey away? (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 11, 17:02:47
  - easily better (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 17:03:46
    - yeah but beating the scum (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 11, 17:05:06
      - that was the chumpionship against a shit team tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 17:05:57
- one of the best performances under him, if not the best (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 11, 17:01:07
  - agreed (NCFC) - grays, Feb 11, 17:04:46
  - weird that in those 2 great recent wins (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 17:02:58
  - Yep. We've had bigger wins as such; but we were tremendous today (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 11, 17:02:17
  - Although it was a lot lower level - reminds me of hudds (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 17:02:14
    - Went to that. Epic. Just had an air of invincibility about us. Total belief from players. (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Feb 11, 17:03:25
Nervier than it should've been at the end, 'cos of daft penalty. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 11, 16:59:16
- Even then should have had 4 or 5 ourselves (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 17:00:12
Yyyeeeeeeessssssssssss! (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:59:07
I would love QPR to go down (n/m) (NCFC) - Mighty Boosh, Feb 11, 16:58:46
- ^^this (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:59:29
Let's see the motd mob have a wank over Swansea now (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Feb 11, 16:57:02
- They'll prob skip all our chances and just show Swansea fluffing a couple at the end (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:57:47
  - Probably :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Feb 11, 16:59:46
I'm sorry all............... I just cum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 16:56:33
- Tent'o'clock (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:57:02
should be Sky match of the day ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kar1, Feb 11, 16:55:40
- Probably Blackburn (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:56:39
Massive, just fucking massive (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Feb 11, 16:55:13
- Are we 8th? That's bigger than massive, that's mammoth! (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:55:56
3-2 qpr (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:53:51
We've had more possession than them today - 53% (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Feb 11, 16:53:34
- Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:54:03
Loleeds (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:52:52
what a save (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:52:42
- By? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:53:15
  - ruddy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:53:25
    - Good man (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:54:34
fuck me!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:50:57
- Jesus (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:51:31
  - FUCK OFF SELWYN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 11, 16:55:06
- thought that was in (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 11, 16:51:28
- Ridonculous! Blow up ref!! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Feb 11, 16:51:24
- sitter (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:51:18
  - Wouldn't have deserved it, but shoulda buried it (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:52:34
Whatever happens, this has been epic and we are here to stay. (NCFC) - Bezley, Feb 11, 16:50:44
- Yes - although a point would have seem massive at h/t (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:51:57
- 2 and a half left ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:51:41
I see the ref hhas added on the mandatory Norwich are winning 5 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - Kar1, Feb 11, 16:50:09
- Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:50:20
5 FUCKING MINUTES? Yeah alright... (n/m) (NCFC) - POA, Feb 11, 16:49:24
- Cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:49:36
Terry Henry 2-1 (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:48:57
missed every 1 on 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:47:51
- Made their defence look average (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:48:27
- going wide too (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 16:48:08