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Leek and potato soup, fillet steak, frites, Potensac 96 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:48:11
- cheese and chef sauce sarndwitch, Frosties cereal bar (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:54:09
- Ham and cheese sammidge, yoggit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:50:30
  - I had CoT! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:52:29
    - I just had the T (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:52:56
  - Cheese (animal fat). Ham (more animal fat). Bread (carbs). (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:51:30
    - Do you know, they - by which I mean Sceientists - they have done trials (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:56:58
- Good afternoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ostentatious Git, Jun 5, 14:49:15
  - Chortle (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:50:43
    - Rofelle and Chantelle off to the races with Rolf and Roffle and a bottle of Bolly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:51:35
Didn't Fag Ash Lil play the piano in the Ferryboat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:32:28
- she had a friend who kniited a goal and ball on top of her Norwich City hat. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 14:43:57
  - we should try doing that with the players' kit (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:54:27
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 14:58:53
- Yes! Well done OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:34:15
  - That Frankie gig at Ritzy's (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:43:40
    - I would of gone but Franke said "War hide yourself" so I did. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:44:40
      - i went to that! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:50:04
        
        "they mimed and were shit" (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:50:55
        
        well...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:54:46
        
        They had breasts though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:55:41
        
        ah, that will be it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:03:37
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:04:58
  - Can't remember that bloody cafe above Top Shop though (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:40:39
    - It was Rendezvous. Well french. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:43:57
      - Oh yes DAMMIT. I thought it was Cafe La Tienda but then I remembered that was somewhere (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:46:31
        
        La Tienda was St Gregory's Alley. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:51:25
        
        Excellent, so it was (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:53:01
        
        The coffee was good. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:55:17
        
        I used to like that place under Blackfriars' Hall (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:57:50
        
        The Crypt? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:59:28
        
        The shitarse crept into the crypt, mbk hosed it, and it ran out again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:01:34
        
        yes that was it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 15:00:55
        
        Look out - History of Norwich in a pram full of gout is here. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:52:19
        
        You've got to push me down jimmy hill to the football in my pram next season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 14:54:16
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:55:08
        
        And back up afterwards. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:58:25
    - Parus majors (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:42:46
Fat people. Don't wear heavy knitwear in the warm weather. We can still see you're fat and (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:29:00
- Loads of people on here must be fat (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:31:20
  - right fatty (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:27:20
    - you had lost all of that puppy fat last time I saw you!! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 15:28:59
      - My weight is actually quite up and down this year (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:37:23
  - I consider myself buff... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 15:02:53
  - Me (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:51:31
  - 14 stones and 5 feets 11 (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 14:36:57
    - yes, cos that's almost what i used to be (except a bit taller - which i still am) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:39:57
    - On BMI that's obese (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:38:46
      - Hmm, broadish, but still time I dragged my arse down the gym then (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 14:44:03
  - *slowly puts hand up and blushes* (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:36:21
    - oh, Chelts (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:41:06
      - My daughter will be going there too in Sept (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:45:43
      - congrats....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:41:58
        
        Apparently they've just renovated the Fives court (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:45:53
        
        its fucking ace....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:48:09
  - ************** (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:35:47
  - Deffo need to lose some weight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:32:44
    - There's fuck all to you man! You've got an arse like a thrupenny rabbit! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:35:31
      - And what on God's Green is a thrupunny rabbit? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:42:32
      - I'm about a stone above my fighting weight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:38:49
        
        i think..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:40:02
        
        Water off a ducks back ole china. I am unupsettable. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:41:43
        
        yes..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:47:08
        
        *sniff* This is a beautiful thread *wipes eyes discreetly* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:49:53
        
        i'm getting a semi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:51:00
        
        Ha. True. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:48:15
        
        fuck you.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:51:54
        
        Awww, this is lovely (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 14:45:32
        
        foxtrot oscar........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:52:46
        
        Shutcher face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:49:04
- fact: (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:30:55
  - And they are generally more grateful hence dirtier sex-wise. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:32:06
    - Like the barmaid in your local you went to with the footy dads! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:36:04
      - Isn't it? (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:38:21
        
        Et unt tho? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 14:38:45
Retro giggles (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:22:15
- PS sound is NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:22:37
  - Visuals aren't especically SFW, to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:31:00
Thanks for the advice below everyone. After much thought I have decided that I am having (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:01:02
- Try this.... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 14:13:04
  - ahem (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:14:34
- Pork = Gut Rot.......Fact (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 14:10:56
- friday is pizza night (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:08:51
  - fish supper. shirley? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 14:10:01
    - old fashioned (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 14:17:55
    - yesso (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:11:56
      - sausage yes. Pie is good too. Scampi at a push. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 14:25:28
- With a nice bottle of red wine followed by a couple of Ports (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:06:05
  - and some stilton! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:28:43
    - that must get used for a few things (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:35:57
      - Mrs AB had it as a pain killer for a couple of weeks after having her gall bladder removed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:40:29
      - i got some........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:38:47
  - Starboardist (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:06:48
- So I was right then (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:02:25
- I'm sure she's looking forward to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 5, 14:02:00
- did we all go through all that just for you to make a lame gag? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:01:57
  - That wasn't the original intention but in retrospect, yes, I suppose you did. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:03:29
    - Friday is my takeaway mash up special (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:09:45
      - Dotun should get a show that's on when normal people aren't in bed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:19:50
        
        I think that's probably why it's so good. All the cocks who listen to stephen nolan (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:27:47
        
        totally agree. Nolan is a massive prick (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:38:50
      - On your own? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:18:43
        
        nah, mog eats some of it with me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:28:29
        
        Ah. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:29:36
        
        roffles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 14:30:28
    - Actually I'll do Tony Martins as it incorporates aspagarus which cammers said early doors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:05:28
      - is that 'quick' then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:08:54
        
        1 hour, not too bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:10:26
      - Early Doors (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:07:17
        
        I liked that n'all. Craig Cash et unt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:12:08
        
        i've mentioned it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:10:09
        
        I developed an irrational hatred for The Royal Family by the end (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:14:01
        
        Oh I hate them twats n'all. I like the Royle Family though on TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:16:42
        
        I loved that (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:08:57
      - I thought that sounded good (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:06:03
        
        but I wouldn't mustardise the mash for lamb (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:07:44
        
        No, I'm down with the mustard mash with lamb. Wholegrain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:11:12
        
        just sounds a bit too wintry (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:13:01
        
        I'm right with you. I'd try a sweet potato mash instead. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 5, 14:17:12
        
        the only real way to have sweet potato is roasted (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:23:32
        
        I strongly disagree with that scrammers, your yam prejudices mark you out as a wrong un. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:30:58
        
        if you should ever come round for dinner, we'll be sure to give you your own plate of mash (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 14:44:38
        
        We had sweet potato mash with lamb steaks & mange tout last week. Yummers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 14:19:40
Wrathers, you decide. What shall I cook Mrs Jafski for tea tonight? My criteria:- (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:41:06
- afterbirth of a goat, washed down with virgins blood. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:29:52
- Roast Neck Fillet of lamb in Redwine, Rosemary and Garlic on a Mustard Mash with (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 13:56:54
- Yellow sticker roulette? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:56:13
  - Good but usually all gone by the time I get there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:58:06
    - babybels and pink biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:58:50
    - Was that supposed to be a reply to PA? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:58:37
      - lollotov cocktail (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:59:07
- You know your aisles. Watch out Don doesn't do a hit and run on you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:55:24
  - Don was brillers. Do you reckon that's his name or he is the head of the TSA Mafia. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:56:45
- Semen (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:55:11
  - Music stops, everyone slowly turns to look at PA. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:55:49
    - *pa walks out ashamed, knowing there's no way back till another night" (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:57:39
  - ^^^thinking about JEssica already^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:55:42
- haribo fajitas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:52:36
- tripe and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:51:21
- Don't cook anything, then both sit at the table and (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:51:13
  - ^^^^^ this explains a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:54:36
    - haha (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:55:33
- Swan and Papaya Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 13:50:55
- What about doing seasonal (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:50:25
  - There is some aspag in the fridge already. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:51:12
    - well you're on your way then (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:03
      - Minutes after according to that TV cook with the really long name (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:55:51
        
        Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:00:55
        
        Yes, that's him (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:03:29
        
        I had that once in Germany - big build up to it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:05:33
        
        Asparagus or sex? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:06:33
        
        I'm a little bit concerned about you today (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:14:37
        
        Sounds like spring is upon him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:17:14
        
        He's gone hoiper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:16:51
        
        Can't argue with German sausages to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:12:16
        
        That's the brat version. Bock is horrid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:13:21
        
        True enough; they do need to be backed rather than bocked (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:16:25
        
        That's cos they lost the war (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:05:00
      - I know, that were from Nodge Marrrrrrket tho. Not a hypermarche. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:53:30
        
        It's all looking good then. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:54:29
- sausage risotto (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:50:21
- Fruit salad out of a tin and some carnation (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:49:57
  - That's pudding sorted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:52:47
    - and the table centrepiece (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:53:28
  - Tip Top (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:52:43
- french toast (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:31
- I'm going to have boiled egg (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:47:08
  - Dippy eggs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:49:46
    - That's the fella (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:54
- Findus Crispy Pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:47:03
  - what filling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:51
    - Personally i like to have a selection but the meat ones are the best (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:52:39
      - good, very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:53:43
- A tin of hannah montana spaghetti hoops and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:47:02
- Mincemeat milkshake (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:46:56
- Cheese on toast (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:14
- Alphabites, chicken nuggets and beans (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:46:13
- Chilli and pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:45:03
- Sausage meat pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:23
  - He didn't ask what you're doing tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:57
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:32
- Pot Noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:43:43
- Jambalya (sp?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:43:38
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:43:15
  - Shit! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:47:16
  - I had that for breakfast though (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:44:17
    - are you full up to the top? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:47
      - My left knee's got some room (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:47:45
- Thai Curry (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:42:43
  - Kum Gai Prik? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:45:17
    - Thai rand nek Curry (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:46:20
  - Bdum tish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:41
  - lol, we have that a lot though. Not asphyxiation related relations you understand. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:43:41
    - make a nice lasagne (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:02
      - Had that last night tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:46:40
      - Do a retro Friday Chicken Kiev (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:44:36
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:28
- fish fingers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:41:38
  - I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:44:47
  - fish finger butties (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 5, 13:44:13
Secret Garden is on/was on (is it still there?) Earlham Rud... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:05:44
- When it was discovered in the the 1800's? You're older than I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jun 5, 13:23:25
  - Yes, yes I jolly well am... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:41:53
  - You did the afternoon in The Clarence after the Brightpool match was postponed didn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:38:22
- Correct. Although I'll forgive AB as The Eaton Cottage does have a secret garden as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:06:24
  - I don't remember a secret garden on Earlham Road, despite that being my manor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 13:08:28
    - haregoo (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:09:44
      - That's not all that secret, to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:24:58
        
        not as secret as the secret garden at the Walnut Tree Shades, no one (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 13:36:00
        
        Not any more, correct. In the eighdies it was a secret place for after-pub/party (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:34:58
      - Well grease me up and call me Janet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 13:14:14
        
        Missed the jazz combo in there last night. Boo. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:21:47
        
        Seb Pipe (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:34:19
        
        I saw this seb pipe and I thought of you. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:36:12
        
        yoohoo! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:36:03
        
        I'm trying to do a youpipe (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:38:54
    - It was extra secret to some people (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:09:11
HIGNFY and Dexters tonight (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 12:58:43
- Quite like watching paramount at the mo, scrubs, two and half men, south park (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:12:28
  - Two and a Half Men makes me want to destroy all of America. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 13:16:33
    - some good gags in it though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:17:34
  - Like scrubs, but a bit tired of it. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:16:01
- Agreed (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 13:04:22
  - and the cheerleader in Hairoos is marrying her uncle in real life (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:09:15
    - she is marrying in real life, or marrying her real-life uncle? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:10:02
      - she is marrying in real life her uncle in the programme (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:12:07
        
        that's slightly less unsettling (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:34:33
  - Yep, I did know that (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:08:11
  - I didn't realise he was from Suffolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:04:58
Dear Michael, Please find herewith invoices 9126 & 9138 as requested. If you need any fu (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 12:47:37
- 1. Do you remember the name of the burger place, housed in a temporary building at the edg (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 12:49:17
  - date.index = date.counter - week.start.date + 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:53:04
    - Fail! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:44:50
  - 25.8069758 = the square root of all evil (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:50:33
    - 667 - the neighbour of the beast (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:02:16
    - Bugger, wrong game. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:52:34
FAO - Arizona Bay (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 5, 12:34:29
- Amstrad, I think. It's black. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:36:13
  - haha the legacy of Amstrad (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:34:48
  - Yeah that would make sense if it is an Amstrad box (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 5, 12:45:36
    - My Pace hent been done yet (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 12:56:45
    - Brilliant, thanks very much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:47:19
FRIDAY QUIZ: Please copy and paste questions, providing your answers below each one. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 12:03:10
- Here goes... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:30:40
  - You win G! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:36:59
    - Oh, but I've already got a G (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:42:46
- Hare gews... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 5, 13:17:24
- Marigold ! Great memory ! I remember him on the roundabout near Halfords (General Chat) - John in Texas, Jun 5, 12:59:31
  - My sister took me there when i was, er , youngish probably not a teenager (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 13:01:00
    - Did you grow up in a bag in the woods? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:02:03
      - Worlingham. So yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 13:05:21
        
        me too. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:16:39
- ... (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 12:28:27
  - The 'Shades has never got a secret garden, has it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:30:21
- How the hell have you all got TIME for this!!? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 12:24:11
  - I agree, says alot about our society when they have time for this stuff (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 12:31:08
    - Gonzo taking a beating (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 12:41:55
      - what's happened to the old Soderling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 13:06:46
        
        Dunno (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 13:13:50
  - How long does it take you to type No ten times? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 12:25:18
    - There's no limit (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:28:52
- ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 12:22:54
  - Q8 continuing to separate Nodgers from Foreigners. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:24:17
    - I grew up in Acle and I didn't get it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:29:14
      - Acle = Foreign Enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:30:48
    - Accepted (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 12:24:59
- trivia re MARRIGOLD (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jun 5, 12:22:51
- Wasn't it Brighton in 2003? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 5, 12:20:51
  - Yes apols - I spent all afternoon in The Clarence Harbour and don't remember much of the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 12:54:47
  - Yes (hence my "shed" comment) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:23:28
  - I just put that in mine (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 12:23:16
    - It was because I was living in Uni Halls with a Brighton fan who was came up for the game. (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 5, 12:25:41
- Hare goo. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 12:20:18
- Q8 separating the Nodge/Former-Nodge and Non-Nodge residents. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:15:44
  - I thought that was Esso? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:20:35
  - not really....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:18:14
- .... (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 12:15:28
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 12:16:03
- OK (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:13:38
- me answers.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:12:15
  - ^^^ Doesn't understand "Copy and Paste" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:14:15
    - ^^^^ doesnt understand "condideration" (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:17:17
      - I don't understand "condideration" either (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:19:35
        
        then.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:30:51
      - "... providing your answers below each one" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:18:00
        
        took liberty of being more considerate than that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:18:59
        
        Rem (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 12:19:39
        
        . (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 12:30:03
- Hurrah! (and just for Malky's benefit: Yay!) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 12:11:17
- Mine (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 12:09:32
- ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:08:34
Literal Retro Friday (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 11:25:02
- That's wonderful (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:15:02
- Outstanding. THe gayest man on earth would call this over the top. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:36:01
- And another! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 11:31:08
- Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:28:20
  - There's literally (!) hundreds of them as well (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 11:29:17
    - I don't know. I lolled at "Fonzies been cloned" the most. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:31:43
Schooldays XI (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:21:14
- Carlos Velodrama (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 12:56:25
- Tony English (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 12:56:07
- Enforced Ryan Shawcross Country Running (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:34:16
- Thomas Helveggytrousersdirtyshirts (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:22:49
- Mark Van Bommel Horse (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 12:19:08
  - Oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:20:03
- Dave PE Kitson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 12:13:38
- David Bell (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 12:09:12
- Colin Woodwork (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 12:06:23
- Paolo Maldini lady (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 12:02:30
- Pythagorean Theoruman Abramovich (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 12:00:43
  - Or, a2 + b2 = Cisse2 (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 12:01:48
    - apart from lack of superscripting in your formatting - vg. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 12:26:05
      - Sorry. I was never great at maths. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 13:03:37
- Luis Figototheheadmaster (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:59:12
- Mark Bosnitch (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:56:43
- Gabriel Batistutor (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:55:47
  - Eggscellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:56:08
- Peter (school) Grant (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 11:52:43
- Jon Otsemolinabor (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:51:35
- Laurent (gone) Blanc (in exams) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 11:50:39
- Samuel Etoo much pepper in the mashed potato. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:50:12
- Franck Leboffin (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 11:49:30
- Anders Limparsnip chips when you thought they were proper ones. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:48:32
- Eton Messi (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 11:48:30
- Mike Geographelan (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 11:48:11
  - Clarence Truancydorf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:55:38
- Ulrich van Gobbel all over my rucksack when a get home (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 11:48:00
- Ruler Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:47:49
- Enrico Chiesa Of England School (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 11:47:18
- AssembLee Croft (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:45:05
- Detention Wright Phillips (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 5, 11:44:34
- British Steve Bulldog (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:44:26
- Alex Mathsie (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 11:43:15
- Pass Mark Fotheringham (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:42:59
- Tony Powell's Dressmaking class (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:40:31
- Richard Dunce (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:40:10
- Lines man (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 5, 11:38:07
- Steve Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:37:39
- Lee Pencil Sharpener (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:37:29
- Board Rubberto Di Matteo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:36:54
- Bobby "Mr" Moore (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:36:30
  - what's poi about alumni? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:36:59
    - OK it's a petty poi. (see what I did there?) They just love saying it dunt they. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 11:39:11
- Didier Drogbarred (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:35:43
- Dexter Blackstuck shop (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:35:28
- School Deaner Saunders (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:32:39
- Jan Venegoor of HeressomeInk (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:31:22
- Tony Curriculum (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:31:02
- Desk walker (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:29:47
- Jimmy Pencil Case (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jun 5, 11:28:37
- Ledley Illicit Smoking (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:27:17
- R E Redknapp (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:25:18
- Overdeveloped Slappa Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:24:56
- Gary Do-mestic Science-herty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 11:24:41
- Prep Boube Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:24:24
  - Lee Holmeswork (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:24:36
- GCSE Sung Park. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:23:44
- daryl satchel (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:23:35
- Bully Croft. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:23:04
- Andre Bikey Shed (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:22:28
Wrath has got that 'Friday feeling' today. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:15:41
- Yep. Could easily go south though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:17:42
  - True. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:18:30
    - i'm sadly already here...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:19:53
    - I might think of an xi subject that we would all enjoy (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:19:46
      - hmm, haven't done a quiz for a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:20:34
        
        Do that after the two mins it takes for the XI to burn out (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:23:04
        
        yay! for a quiz (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 11:21:59
        
        and yellalee has beaten me to it with an xi (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:21:54
- no, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:16:26
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:16:58
    - apologies.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:19:14
Skytvfaces. Anyone actually got the new sky planner thing yet? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:04:27
- Nope. I haven't got Sky+ or HD though. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 11:11:27
- Yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - Wissydean, Jun 5, 11:11:01
  - Hmm. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:16:49
    - Oi hint gotut (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 11:18:57
      - Oh, not just me then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 11:21:12
- I have just applied for HD multi toom and in turn I am cancelling Sentata. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:07:14
- It's not out until tomorrow, Tuesday 10th March. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:06:15
BOARD POLL: Do you say 'settee', 'sofa' or 'couch'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:56:47
- Couch or Settee (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 11:57:38
- sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 11:26:48
- sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 11:21:39
- Sofa (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 11:16:27
- Sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 5, 11:14:54
- settee or sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 11:07:06
- Sofa or settee. Probably 65/35 split in favour of sofa. Never couch (poi). (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 5, 11:02:37
- Sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 11:00:06
- Never couch, either settee or sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 10:59:12
  - Same. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:59:55
- Depends (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:59:11
- settee or sofa, never couch - reminds me.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:58:17
- settee (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:57:25
shitarse (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:20:35
- Isn't Rufus a bit of dog's name? (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 5, 10:33:35
  - Brevett (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 10:34:27
- I was in B&Qs yesterday, and they do this shitarse repellant stuff that you can put in you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:31:05
  - You want one of these (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:43:20
    - I really don't, I'm not arsed about shitarses in the garden. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:46:38
      - ^^^^^ (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:54:41
        
        Felicity Kendalls forking with Richard Briers (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:57:08
        
        I'd...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:56:27
        
        She could fertilise my cucumber any time. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:57:38
        
        do you still love her a bit? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:59:52
        
        Yes, I think I probably do a little bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:01:43
        
        I loved her off in that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:55:36
      - what a reasonable person you are (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:48:36
        
        i wonder who you mean???!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:54:47
    - but these are far more fun...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:45:27
  - pepper dust (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:34:10
    - better of feeding them..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:36:53
  - if you put that down (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:31:48
    - Two cats from the neighbourhood kept taking advantage of the open doors in ours satdee and (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:06:32
      - " stay out of the way of a large group of blokes in the bedroom" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:08:13
        
        lollage, good spot. Need to add ",by staying" into that sentance. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:16:48
        
        this would have worked (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:18:35
        
        It would have, but rather implies that i spend some time cosidering my posts and their (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:32:08
        
        lollinger (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:10:05
    - yeah B&Q sell pepper stuff or crappy lemon smelling gel pellets... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:34:43
- I like dog shit, you get quite interesting shapes. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:28:27
  - agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:39:39
- shitarses should be defined - ie what colour shitarse? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:27:20
  - I have a Barbadian shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:29:36
  - cat shit's boring (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:29:31
- boo boo boo boo (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:25:49
  - Nextdoors is very middle class. She speaks posh and turned her nose up at our (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:29:23
    - I shouted out Cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:31:35
      - haha next time you visit mbk (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:32:56
        
        and a bottle of Lambrini for the ladies (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:36:26
        
        It was at that point even I realised I'd better go home. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:34:22
        
        Not before you'd downed a last pint of mojito. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:49:34
        
        That was the one that finished me off. I was OK till I got home, then I sat on the settee (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:54:49
        
        cocktails (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:50:57
    - Did you tell her that they were your more select friends? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:30:39
      - Mrs mbk spoke to her the next day and she said "Well, it doesn't happen very often" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:58:49
      - and was it a "special bbq"......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:33:11
        
        "Armeggedon!" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:48:43
- Next-door-but-one's shitarse tag-team are called Otis and Moo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:23:54
  - Mrs Loj reckons I'm a big hard bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:25:04
    - where must of us..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:40:18
      - I know I'm a cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:02:10
        
        good work fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:14:52
  - We've got a tripod one in our road too. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:24:33
- I was watching our shitarse hunting birds this morning, it really really is a useless (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:21:58
OK, so who had to vote Lib Dem yesterday then? I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:03:48
- nope, ukip for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 12:36:00
- I did (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 10:34:55
- keep up hare (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:23:29
- I didn't vote because I forgot but I still put in a mileage expense claim and threw a bit (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:20:32
- I didn't and I didn't have to. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:16:22
- Was this the general election, who won? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:15:58
- would rather vote for the lib dems than labour.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:11:44
  - I always thought you were a closet Green (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:13:39
    - actually........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:15:36
      - still a bit nutty when it comes to science (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:23:14
        
        The greens have always been mental mental chicken oriental on science. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:26:18
        
        They've always pandered to the fashionable worries of the middle classes (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:35:43
        
        ^^^ wrong link (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:23:41
      - True (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:16:29
        
        thankyou. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:17:35
        
        There were a few parties on the ballot paper that had me thinking "Who the fuck are you?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:21:26
        
        yeah, and loadsa indi's....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:31:30
        
        Animals Count!?! Imagine if they won an election? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:27:19
        
        I did see what they meant about the folding voting slip (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:28:40
        
        Our polling station was very busy, the busiest I have ever seen it. They was a big queue. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:41:09
        
        Ours was quiet as the grave when I voted, but that was at 0745. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:44:46
        
        ours as quiet too, and that was at about 1818 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:49:07
        
        Ours was very quiet when we went at 7.45 pm (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:47:03
        
        plus....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:57:24
        
        i walked down to our temproy polling station...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:46:53
        
        I went postal (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:29:47
        
        lazy twonk (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:31:13
        
        Stupid twonk (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:35:52
- I did, but I didn't *have* to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:06:34
  - Agreed. The best true protest vote, although I think them a viable party for government. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 5, 10:34:35
  - Must admit, it was easier to do than I thought. Just always voted Lab before (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:07:43
    - so we've people like "you" to blame! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:13:59
- me too (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Jun 5, 10:06:24
- follow, follow, follow (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:06:05
What a strange strange video - "WOG is not racist" (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 00:41:28
- She may be, the most annoying cunt I have ever listened to, I wasn't offended by wog just (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 09:36:54
  - tad waspish (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 09:44:39
- FFS, what an absolute vacuous brain-dead amoeba suckling... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 09:26:14
  - Yeah, but I still would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 09:30:17
    - I honestly wouldn't even let her wank me off (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 09:39:42
      - What if she said "I dint mean to say them things, I love you Stringy"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 09:49:55
        
        No I'd still punch her in the face (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:14:47
      - Even if she sat on her hand first, so you didn't think it was her? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 09:41:22
        
        Maybe if I can call her pantsbot as she does it (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:15:27
    - Well done (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 09:34:57
- she's hot. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 5, 08:48:18
Q: What do you give the paedophile who has everything? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 17:20:25
- Under eights. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 17:31:29
If we sign Darren Byfield (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jun 4, 16:43:44
- Big fat liar face. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:54:14
- Is he still having a go on Jamelia? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 16:47:59
  - Beadle's company taught her how to drive. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:50:00
    - Beadle out of my way? South side? Lakenham? The Lead Rectangle? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:52:20
      - yeah, Weird Looking Eddie (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 16:54:07
  - married her (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 16:48:59
    - so if he were here, CB41 would say 'no'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:49:20
- bookmarked. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:46:48
Must be time for a "Kung-Fu XI"? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 4, 15:45:15
- Mauro Karate (n/m) (General Chat) - I P Freely, Jun 4, 16:43:53
  - Quality. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:45:34
- Gary Doc'llputyouinawholeworldofhurty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:40:58
- Bolo Yeung Zenden (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:28:14
- Juan inch punch Pablo Angel (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:24:22
- Enter the Drazan Muzinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 16:23:40
- Sun Ji Hi-YA! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:13:39
- Paulo Wan"Kung Fu"Chop (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:12:37
- Dion "Badly" Dubbedlin (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:11:05
- Eric Cantona (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 16:10:29
- am i allowed to say didier drogba? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:09:59
- Shaolin Ameobi (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:09:48
- Michael Chopra (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:08:55
- david marshal arts (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:05:34
  - bollox just seen bellow, well off form (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:06:23
- Ullysees dela Cruisin' for a bruisin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:05:18
- dojo cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:04:06
- Darren Way of the Exploding Fist (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jun 4, 16:03:58
- David Chuck Norris (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:02:42
- Dino wax on wax zoff (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 16:02:07
- eric black belt (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:02:05
  - judoeth chalmers (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:03:03
    - not *strictly* a footballer (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:03:43
      - it good but its not roight (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:05:05
        
        ( couldn't cram judo into a footballers name ) (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:07:15
        
        Gary JuDoherty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:41:51
- David Marshall Arts (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jun 4, 16:02:00
- Garry Monkey (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 16:01:29
- Darren Benter the Dragon (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jun 4, 15:59:30
- Trevor Steven Segal (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:57:56
- Nunchakugo Ehiogu (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:57:08
- Raich Kata (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:56:19
- Bruce Lee Croft. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:55:14
- Jimmy Glass-hopper (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 4, 15:51:02
  - racist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:51:14
- Papa Bouba Diop Kick. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 4, 15:50:31
- is it too late for Clarence Senseidoorf? (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 4, 15:48:34
- to save the rest of you the bother... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:47:02
Cheapest anniversary present ever (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:32:22
- KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! WHOOP! WHOOP! MY CRINKLY NUTS! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Jun 4, 15:49:34
  - ha ha. We love you, tehwatch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:49:54
    - haha - I saw the teh just before I clicked submit (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:59:00
      - I type them all the time and am scrupulous in correcting them on here (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:02:24
        
        I couldn't convincingly pull off "stern" even if my life depended on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:08:14
        
        Stern John? I bet you could - if you closed your eyes and sat on your hand first. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:11:10
        
        ha ha. Poste Del Dia (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:24:18
        
        lollaround. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:13:29
        
        How many good ones did you find in the 206 free ones from the macmost podcast? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:16:25
        
        I love the one where she says "Hi I've got an iPhone and someones ringing me on it." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:21:40
        
        MollyLookAtMe is the one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:22:41
        
        It goes "Hi everybody, look at me. I've got an iPhone and somebody's calling me on it." (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:25:41
        
        oh, I haven't got that one - maybe it was in an earlier podcast. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:24:22
        
        It's called just "Lookatme" on my list. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:26:52
        
        Oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:28:54
        
        et unt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:30:19
        
        Jis buh. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:31:50
        
        Did you get 206? I only got 100. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:32:57
        
        Yep - I only downloaded it yisty though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:34:05
        
        ah - did you subscribe? If you subscribe, you get all the back issues. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 16:53:20
        
        Yep I subscribed, will have another look tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 17:31:18
        
        flid (n/m) (General Chat) - jafskibarkid, Jun 4, 16:57:11
        
        this is a really interesting thread. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 16:28:04
        
        Chairs. Et unt tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:29:24
        
        It's also the most sensible communication I've ever had with malcolm bar-kid off of wrath (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 16:31:19
        
        spazmo (n/m) (General Chat) - jafskibarkid, Jun 4, 16:41:11
        
        Is that the ringtomes? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 16:21:36
David Carradine found dead in Bangkok hotel room... (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Jun 4, 15:28:54
- ^^^ wanker^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 4, 16:08:46
- Like the quote "He always wanted to work" for a moment I thought it said wank (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Jun 4, 15:37:44
- Why was the hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 15:37:30
- Lummee! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 15:34:30
- Asphixiwank! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:30:32
  - What, you do it now?! (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:33:39
    - I always have someone there as a precaution though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:39:06
      - Someone to pull on your special yellow and green noose? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 4, 15:42:28
        
        You know that. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:43:53
- He's only gone and Hutchenced himself off. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:30:30
  - He's monked himself to death? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jun 4, 15:32:57
    - He's monked himself to death in a wardrobe. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:38:19
      - I hope I go like that. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 4, 15:41:21
Wife bought me one of those Digital Foto frames for our wedding anniversary (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:00:48
- what did you get Mrs Meggers then? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:25:51
  - actually, just seen it down there vvv that's no bloody good (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 16:38:05
- she's not let the romance fade then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:01:40
  - lol, the 'romantic' bit was the effort she went to to preload the memory card with pics (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:05:54
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 15:08:30
    - any of sexy ladies like this? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:08:19
      - You did the DELIBERATELY (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 15:33:01
      - NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:09:28
        
        Oh yeah, forgot! (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:12:39
        
        it's hardly porn lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 15:13:41
        
        FHM innit, banned site. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:15:24
        
        well if you can't open it what's the problem (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 4, 15:18:03
        
        megson works in that nunnery on the roundabout at the top of Grapes Hill though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:15:18
        
        s'not a nunnery any more. Sadly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:43:38
        
        It's a tax office or something. I miss the Nuns (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 15:47:43
        
        me too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:48:42
        
        ("Little Sisters of the Assumption (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 4, 15:44:12
        
        NSFW21 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 4, 15:13:27
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:18:03
      - she used to live next door but one, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:09:02
        
        I might, if she made the effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 15:12:56
        
        Freakazoid's sloppies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:12:52
        
        yeah i still would though, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:15:24
    - she scabbed that idea off of barrockurbarma (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:07:46
    - did she do any blue ones? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 15:06:56
  - well there's fifty colleagues hanging around megson's desk (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:02:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 15:01:56
    - well... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:03:45
      - I was too tired/hungover for that (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:07:16
      - he hasn't told us what he bought her though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:04:18
        
        got one of hte picture we bought back from Prague (got engaged there in 07) and hung it on (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:08:44
        
        What, your present was hanging up a picture you'd bought two years ago?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:12:13
        
        Cynic. But yes, essentially thats it! I paid for a proper framing though! (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:17:54
        
        don't need romantic presents (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:19:55
        
        she probably offset it against the rebate anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:04:52
        
        A meat thermometer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 15:04:39
        
        Mrs Yarmy got a bespoke fishing alarm with 3 complimentary 9V batteries (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 15:11:32
        
        Mrs Tombs got a fishing rod holder and a knob of butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:13:03
        
        Shades of Last Tango In Paris (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:14:43
        
        Country Life (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:15:44
        
        wheelbarrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:16:15
        
        I'm going to work before I get into bother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:17:28
        
        haha (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:12:51
        
        lots of lollage from these ^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 4, 15:06:24
        
        that's beautiful (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:05:36
        
        We bought each other trainers on our first anniversary. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:13:32
        
        I want these. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:16:09
        
        yes but I'm not married to you (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:17:24
        
        I bet you wouldn't get them for me even if we were. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:19:57
        
        we're probably never going to know the answer to that one (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:20:43
        
        Probably? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:21:56
        
        apologies (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:26:48
        
        Pas de. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:29:28
        
        you're in the EDP quiz today (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:33:10
        
        What, Garry Brooke? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:42:35
        
        yep, fraid it's the latter (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:46:59
        
        what's the second one supposed to be (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:14:15
        
        Cotton. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 15:17:20
        
        well cotton should be easy (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:19:12
        
        normally, it's paper (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 15:16:58
        
        Depends if you're poi or my. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 15:18:47
        
        Get him a pair of those lace up Hunters (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 15:07:12
AB, was there any photos of you doing the Manchester Run? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:38:41
- Yep, a half dozen or so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:39:33
  - I like how they want you to pay ?17.99 for the privelige of owning them, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:41:17
    - They served as a good reminder that I need to lose about a fucking stone before the end of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:45:37
      - lol, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:46:21
Asian pork chop with plum sauce, stilton, dates and grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:33:09
- tomato onion bajis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 4, 15:58:49
- Ham sammidge and a choux bun will all cream and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:38:03
  - I weighed myself this morning (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:39:25
- bad boy pot noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:37:00
  - Slag (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:38:02
    - you knows it lover. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:39:51
      - There was a Pot Noodle recall notice in Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:41:17
        
        That's rubbish scansion for the first line of a limerick, far too long (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:44:10
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:46:40
        
        Can't fault the effort, notmean (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:53:40
        
        I was spontaneous though so extra marks for that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:56:27
        
        True (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:58:37
        
        And I'm wondering how many Pot Noodles Waitrose sold (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:42:02
        
        They do a posh chinese version of Pot Noodles (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:48:38
        
        you say that, that's where I got mine from (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:42:34
        
        reduced to clear - wrong labels? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:43:15
        
        nope, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:44:57
        
        Is it a real Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:47:27
        
        It is real, it's a bit surreal to be honest, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:52:08
        
        Cambridge's version (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:53:08
- plum sauce (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:33:44
  - only to be used with crispy duck. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:34:44
    - NO way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:36:01
      - Roast Duck for sunday lunch followed by a good crispy duck on monday (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 4, 14:50:16
      - Duck in Batter (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:37:51
        
        Cheese on Duck. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:40:28
        
        do not FOR THE LOVE OF GOD google the words "duck & cheese" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:43:31
        
        ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:48:35
        
        urban wotsit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:50:37
        
        Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:45:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:50:15
        
        ۞ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:46:08
        
        CoD (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:41:50
        
        Call Of Duty (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:43:30
        
        COD!! if you are hard of herring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:43:02
        
        any minnow now a fishpun thread will kick off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:44:35
        
        Let's hope it's better quaility than usual. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:49:32
        
        Cut that sort of thing trout or you'll be ostrichised from here (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:53:23
        
        Stop grousing, I thought it made a pheasant change (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:56:07
        
        I'd duck if I were you (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:00:37
        
        Too much sniping going on (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:59:53
        
        What are you crowing about? Stop acting like a great tit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 15:03:09
        
        For cod's hake, not that again! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:47:26
        
        i hope it ruddy well doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:47:46
        
        stop sharkin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:51:05
        
        duck and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:45
        
        &&&&&& (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:46:39
        
        Yes! and Curried Duck (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:41:20
    - I can't understand them though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:35:26
      - dont have to understand.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:37:21
        
        that approach seems to work with all nationalities. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:38:24
        
        The lingua franca of the world (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:41:02
      - Crispy ducks is ace though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:36:25
        
        fucking lovely! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:03
        
        or a soapy tit wank (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:39:04
FAO Spafski (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:30:55
- I can see you on there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:36:10
  - You can't, I took it. I was on stilts and wearing a jester's outfit juggling hippy balls (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:41:40
    - Oh yeah, so you were. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:46:36
  - mbk's outfit choices for latitude (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:38:44
    - "India no, that's Daddy's yakult." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:41:36
    - And these (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:40:41
      - THere's no fringes on them- I think mbk is a fringeboot person (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:42:37
        
        I am usually barefoot. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:43:58
If you had one of these little wankers... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:03:27
- Little Wes Hoolehan (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 4, 14:48:36
- neil doncaster. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 14:32:00
- former pygmy jerboa (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:29:22
  - but... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:35:57
    - I think you will find (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 4, 14:46:59
- Bigfoot (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:28:11
  - or Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:32:34
- Tupac (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:23:37
- Sweet Cheeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:21:48
  - How'd you get on Round Robins? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:23:25
    - I almost ground to a halt. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:26:11
      - You made a real exhibition of yourself. Was embarrassing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:28:15
        
        At least I didn't walk into the fence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:29:15
        
        At least I didn't knock Fo Shizzles TV over. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:32:57
        
        Phallusy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:34:38
        
        Wunt ut tho? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:35:42
        
        I find that hard to believe (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:28:54
        
        See? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:29:48
        
        intut (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:31:25
- Lugsy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:19:10
- Gordon (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:14:20
- Looks like a Phillip to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:13:29
- Craig (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:10:46
- I'd bluetac it to the bonnet of my car and make it wear a tiny pair of goggles (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:09:27
  - That's good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:13:06
    - "The secret behind success of Latitude festival " (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 4, 14:24:40
    - Yawn. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:13:54
      - SHUT UP YOU REMMER! JuST beCAUSE YOU can (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:14:38
    - tar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:13:31
- matthew gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:07:17
+eeeeee+ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:53:49
- ҉ (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:56:20
  - ҉ < what the fuck is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:57:01
    - I don't know, but makes for an excellent "tumbleweed" response to an unsatisfactory joke (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 14:11:36
      - ҉ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:12:51
    - Not sure, but I think it's winking at me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:00:58
    - Congratulations, you've broken the internet. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:58:44
      - Am I in BIG trouble now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:59:47
        
        Not really, it's just a square - those two divpots didn't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:04:10
        
        Put it this way. Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:03:46
        
        ҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉҉&# (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:06:41
        
        That is whack bro. So dope it's sick. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 14:08:18
the mighty boosh is awful t.v that old gregg thing is just fucking stupid!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:48:57
- I don't get it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 13:56:38
  - The odd-looking goth one is quite good in the IT crowd (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 14:08:05
    - I've just discovered that even though it makes me feel old, they are both older than I am. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:20:27
- not sure about awful but for sure the most overrated comedy (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 13:49:55
  - Miss read that as underrated sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:54:52
  - Seriously? It must just be me who doesn't get it. (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 4, 13:53:15
- Anyone like the Inbetweeners? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 4, 13:49:41
  - Brilliant! Some of it has me proper lolf-ing (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:11:54
  - Really really like the Inbetweeners. It's simple and crude, but I like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 13:58:33
  - I todally LOVE that show!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:51:38
    - I'm undecided on it (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 4, 13:53:17
      - Or be able to associate the characters/situations with a 15/20-year old self. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 4, 15:21:22
      - never seen it actually (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:54:21
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 13:54:09
  - actually that might be the most overrated comedy of the last decade... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 4, 13:50:52
    - I love it.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 4, 13:53:24
      - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 14:01:24
Listen up!!!!! Lunch? Bottle of H20 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:56:47
- ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 13:01:30
  - H40 then (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:11:26
    - someone already has... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 13:20:56
      - ok, not giving up that easy (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:31:25
      - That sounds suspiciously Bad Science (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 13:23:43
        
        oh yes, marketing bollocks at it's best (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 13:35:07
        
        Indeed (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 13:26:53
        
        "QuantaWater? contains life-supporting resonances ... and a high Bovis potential" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 13:44:55
        
        High Bovril potential... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 14:11:24
        
        ? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:50:56
        
        I was trying to find how out how they managed to make H4O (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 13:33:45
        
        It's not bad science though. It's complete bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:26:04
  - H2Owned (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 13:03:54
    - Unstable transient compound, not an element. Pwned. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:05:15
      - I mean stable compound not element. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:10:42
        
        I'm sorry, I missed your tenure as Wrath Professor emeritus (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 13:12:34
        
        So did I. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:14:51
- Trouble is tho, Oxygen only has a valency of 2 so they'd of been wasting their time. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:00:19
  - did you know....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 13:01:30
    - And semtex... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 4, 13:16:13
    - Well see you say that, but in my experience during love more than two people can bond at (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 4, 13:08:23
      - if, if , "IF".......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 13:10:19
is it too early to say: "Iwan "Alf" Roberts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:37:55
- Yes. Shittest XI Of All Time isn't planned until next month. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 12:40:26
  - i'm sorry, i didnt see your tenure as Shittest XI Of All Time Spokesperson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:50:51
    - he's a despot (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:52:16
      - He's a lesbos (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 4, 12:53:26
        
        i'd like to be a lezza (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:58:19
        
        easy, just do a sex change (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 13:16:03
        
        good idea that......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 13:59:57
      - sorry des (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:52:36
        
        lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 12:53:10
  - ooh good (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 12:47:27
- probably (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 4, 12:40:03
FAO FirstNews (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 4, 10:47:11
- I agree (NCFC) - Small, Jun 4, 11:28:44
  - I'd love to see Cannon and Balls get ate by a tiger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 11:34:18
    - Oi. Brilliant isn't a superlative. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 12:07:14
      - Every day is a schoolday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 12:30:48
- Daniels any day. Copperfield is just showbiz and bluster. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:49:27
  - "What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?" (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 11:00:56
    - his magic singing cock (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 4, 11:03:12
Sounds like CeeBeeBees could be in for a bit of a shock... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 09:54:47
- it's relentless isn't it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:00:37
  - You don't seriously believe Gordon Browns Texture Like Sun phoned her up do you? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:22:24
    - it was in the daily mail (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:48:57
  - I managed not to watch a single episode of BB last summer (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 10:07:18
    - i think i've managed to avoid it for about 3, maybe 4 years now (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 10:12:12
    - i've never watched a single episode ever (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:12:00
      - In which case you're being entirely judgmental (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 4, 10:34:12
      - me too (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 10:13:52
    - I've managed not to watch a single episode ever. Or X-factors. Or Apprentice. Or Hell's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:09:49
      - X-factor is the worst pile of contrived wank that has ever been made. Ever. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 10:16:54
      - me too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 10:14:52
      - me kneever (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:13:44
      - What do you do while they're on? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:13:06
        
        When are they on? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:17:25
        
        when you're in the Kings (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:21:27
        
        They can't all be on Friday, or maybe they are. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:23:43
        
        Or the sun is out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:27:31
        
        Or it's raining. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:28:57
        
        Or some weather in general. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:30:37
        
        To be honest, and I know this sounds a bit 'holier than thou', I hardly watch tele these (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:39:50
        
        pretty much us too (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 11:08:21
        
        me three (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 11:15:15
        
        Did you watch the thing on Channel 4 about 1066 a couple of weeks ago? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:44:35
        
        Was that the two-parter? If so, I plussed it, haven't watched it yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:45:32
        
        Yep, two parter, about 90mins each part. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:48:31
        
        It was rubbish (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:48:10
        
        You're rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:53:37
        
        ^^^battle re-enactment fan^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:54:55
        
        AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA! MY FLAPPY OLD KNACKERS! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Jun 4, 10:42:40
        
        Good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 4, 12:43:45
        
        Do you have kids? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:42:02
        
        By 'lifestyle' - do you mean 'not watching much tele?' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:43:47
        
        Partly (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:47:34
        
        haha - I have friends who have kids, I understand the time aspect. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:50:33
        
        Oh, and also (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:54:19
        
        Well, they want to watch them (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:53:45
        
        there was a girl at my school that didn't even own a telly (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 11:03:59
        
        Same here (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 11:08:55
        
        Hinchingbrooke Secondary School (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 11:17:37
        
        jwunner want a couple? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:46:01
        
        It's a very kind offer Tombs, but no thank you. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 10:47:47
        
        take them along, you'd all have a great laugh (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:53:35
      - I watched apprentice last night for about the second time ever (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:10:34
        
        Big Brother starts today (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Jun 4, 11:12:54
        
        Can't cope with Big Brother (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 11:14:58
  - x factor hasn't started yet (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:06:27
    - it's just finished FFS's!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:09:17
      - think you're confusing x-factor and britain's got talent (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:09:52
        
        i am too (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:15:31
        
        I keep thinking that they have to at some point (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:19:56
        
        i do like the Apprentice (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 10:24:56
        
        I like the Adrian Chileseses program. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 10:27:30
        
        i really like Harry Hillsess TV Burp programme so it would be for me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 10:33:28
        
        I'm ashamed to say it, but for me, Harry Hill TV Burp is a guilty pleasure. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 10:38:10
        
        to be fair it's easily done, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 10:13:38
        
        It's BGT! (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 4, 10:13:22
        
        Yeah and 18.5 million people watched the final (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 4, 10:19:07
Only just just realised how good the "get album artwork" feature in itunes is, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 09:41:39
- I have loads of problems with that. ALways seems to not be able to find stuff for things (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 09:47:25
  - amazon (General Chat) - rincon, Jun 4, 13:11:23
  - why do you need the artwork? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 09:54:22
    - That look purdy on my iPod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 10:24:30
    - If you burn a CD and want to print the artwork for the CD insert (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 09:57:46
    - for you apple produced mobile phone/ipod combination device, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 09:55:33
      - being a bit thick as usual (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 09:56:27
        
        well when you use your ipod/phone it shows the album cover, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 10:03:05
        
        oh (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:04:47
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:08:47
        
        oh well done! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:17:50
        
        ask her which colour she wants (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:22:11
        
        i don't think they build them in her dimensions (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:27:44
        
        I'm guessing you won't be asking that question again (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 10:31:35
        
        ah well (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:43:21
        
        for me i get the artwork to show up on my Squeezebox remote (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 09:59:25
        
        iTunes artwork is sort of clever (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 10:02:41
        
        i'm not sure, but i *think* the same happens in mediaplayer (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 10:07:18
        
        Ah, yes, that explains all those extraneous files I see on SoulSeek (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 10:23:52
        
        "extraneous files" lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:46:54
        
        I'm just in it for the music maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 10:56:49
        
        "extraneous files" made me lolabit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 11:02:22
        
        *bamboozledface* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:02:37
  - Depends on whether the store is selling the same album (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 09:52:03
- It always connects me to the Danish store (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 09:43:49
Anyone else going to Madness and Aswad at The Showground? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 09:34:46
- I was going to but you are not allowed to take food and drink in, so I thought fuckem. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 4, 09:44:59
  - What about skunk? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 09:50:36
    - that's not a problem. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 4, 09:52:40
      - Nothing stopping you then (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 4, 09:54:19
- My brain mixes up Aswad and Was Not Was. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 09:44:00
  - "Walk the Dinosaur" is a euphemism for back door sex using small furry animals (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 09:46:53
  - Don't turn around... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 4, 09:44:59
Anyway. Tennis, it's rubbish isn't it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:53:40
- It can be rubbish I do agree (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:54:56
  - It's happened again (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 17:03:26
    - Look at his little face peeking over the chair. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 17:05:02
      - lol "peking" - i see what you did there! lol! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 17:45:31
      - that's a bag intut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 17:09:44
- its shucking fit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 16:54:33
It's 16.43 and sunny as a holiday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 16:43:17
- Hasn't stopped raining up here for about 4 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 17:04:20
- Light Rain Showers, Max: 19?C 66?F, Wind: NNW 7mph, Hum: 54% Prs: 1008mB, Vis: Good, Sunri (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:50:25
- I'm gonna go and drink my own pub dry in a bit. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 3, 16:49:19
  - Where have you been titstick? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 17:04:47
- overcast in London (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:47:47
- bit grey here but trying to be sunny (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 16:47:34
- Bit miserable here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:44:17
  - cheer up (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:46:25
    - The weather, RSM Daftarse, not me. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:49:41
      - Jolly good. That's a relief. Lucky you (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:54:07
- wenz latitudes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:44:05
  - 2pm 16th July - 12noon 20th July. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 16:52:24
  - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 16:45:25
    - is there punch at the door? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:51:01
      - Just Judy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 16:53:05
        
        Finnigan or Tzuke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 16:54:04
        
        Ooh Chelts shows his age (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 16:55:19
        
        ummm, or Garland? (actually she was my fave Judy!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 17:09:16
Anyone need a job? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:32:50
- I'm pretty good with shit, not so good on generators. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:34:20
  - Well, waste control and separation facilities to be precise (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:35:41
Tore Andre 'Flu (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:31:00
- it's too late to say that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 16:31:51
  - Emphysema Abbey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:33:15
    - Don't even think of claiming that one as your own... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 3, 16:34:19
      - Is it not original? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:34:58
        
        ... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 3, 16:41:51
        
        Epic XI there. Even a splinter off-shoot XI started up. Splendid work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:43:35
        
        kin ell - - dont even remember contributing to that one! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 16:58:41
Tennis is really boring. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:15:35
- it is very boring though jafski (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:19:48
  - That's how I see it tombs. And in what sort of sport do you have to sit down and have a (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:23:47
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 3, 16:26:29
    - correction there jafski (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:25:24
      - See they'of got to me with their propogander (HONK!) next thing I'll be calling Formula 1 (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:26:40
        
        F1 v Tennis (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:30:23
        
        Yup (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:35:34
        
        good luck finding Kournikova these days (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 16:38:10
        
        congratulations (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:37:49
        
        ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:41:20
        
        HAHA (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:39:12
    - Ummm ... lesbian porn videos? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:25:03
    - lmao (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:24:37
      - *tears of laughter* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:25:16
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:24:12
  - uh oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:22:31
- Had to put that at the top to draw attention to it, didn't you? Bully (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:16:51
  - I see 38 words, you done a 2 words*, 1 lie post. (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 16:19:58
  - Oh I see, ganging up on me, tag team. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:18:17
    - It's not like I called you a paedo, even if you are, sheesh! why get so worked up? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:20:42
      - It's just you and your little mate, pick pick pick. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:22:20
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:22:45
      - *peado* (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:21:17
        
        i thought it was paedo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 16:25:44
        
        ideot... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 16:41:11
        
        Oh great, now your wanky little lapdog joins in (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:22:46
        
        I'd put you on ignore but then I'd need to put all your user names on the list as well. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:25:25
        
        Everyone knows that in March 2006 you said just the opposite of that (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:27:56
        
        ROLF HARRIS (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 16:34:50
        
        Rofl Nadal (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 16:30:25
        
        Is this Gordon Brown and David Cameron? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 3, 16:30:06
        
        How sad, you and your little friend. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 16:29:57
        
        I'm putting you on ignore now, I'm never answering one of your posts ever again (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:30:54
        
        Promise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:32:12
        
        jusy be honest Adam and admit you stole my second best socks (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 16:36:39
        
        no I sent them back in the post along with the shirt (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:40:18
        
        you're on fire today lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 16:39:18
        
        Just answer me a simple question? why are you such a cunt? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 16:29:23
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 16:28:51
        
        could you two stop (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:23:57
        
        it is peado though and not paedo (in the name of truth) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 16:28:05
        
        Peadoup (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 16:30:25
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:18:07
Matt Le Tonsilitissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 15:22:36
- Robbie Spleen (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 3, 15:28:43
- A&E Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jun 3, 15:27:33
- It's gone, Matt, let it go (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 15:27:32
Staggered at the choice of Williams v Kuznetsova over Federer v Monfils (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:16:30
- I'm afraid I don't care Trojan21 (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 15:41:01
  - why don't you kill yourself? oooooook! nurse! (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 15:50:11
    - You are still deeply unpleasant, aren't you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 3, 15:51:29
      - No, i was just wondering why he put that (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 15:52:08
    - gotta love the epic self pity (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:51:26
      - I'm still searching for the bit where we said he should kill himself (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 15:57:35
        
        yep that's exactly how it happened (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 16:02:42
        
        Well Yellalee seems to think i'm some sort of blood thirsty murderer (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 16:07:22
        
        If you didnt say those words, I apologise (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 3, 16:31:58
        
        To be honest (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 16:40:37
        
        Is this a real thread or exercise like above? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:49:10
        
        Okay i admit it (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 16:59:13
        
        ahhh well, you (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 17:03:38
        
        I even saw a post in my history where i said i agree with you! (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 3, 17:05:48
  - Yippee! (n/m) (General Chat) - pantstrollingagain, Jun 3, 15:47:29
  - lmao (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:45:50
  - *lights fuse and stands back* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 15:44:24
  - oh ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:44:01
  - lol, that was quite funny! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 3, 15:42:53
    - ta (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:01:07
      - well crafted i though, i'm choosing to believe it was an attempt at a funny parody! (General Chat) - megson, Jun 3, 16:05:17
        
        more a case of even knowing how it's going to go whatever you say really (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 16:19:16
  - It's started (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 3, 15:42:48
- it's an utter disgrace (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:18:43
  - find me a justin tv link please (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:21:12
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:24:34
      - cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:25:04
- Don't you get to do a red-button match selection? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 15:18:03
  - Not on the web (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 3, 15:30:33
    - I have a link for it (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:31:21
      - cock (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:40:24
        
        Trojan CC 28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:44:25
    - eurosport player (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:31:01
  - nope, think that's only Wimbledon (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 15:20:39
    - Eurosport show tennis too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 15:24:01
      - the same match yes! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 15:24:58
Catatonia Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 15:15:01
Pea and mint soup, crayfish and rocket sarnie, grapes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 13:57:21
- Ham sammidge. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 14:13:38
  - Have you done your latest run then? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 3, 14:14:21
    - Next run is september, last one was, uh, three weeks ago, I think. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 14:26:26
- Lunch of kings - Some sensations crisps, bottle of Pepsi Max and grapes (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 3, 14:00:31
IS THIS AN IPSWICH HOAX? (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jun 3, 13:35:40
- OG.. (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jun 3, 14:05:59
  - Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 3, 14:10:13
- Can't be... it shows an awareness and intelligence that is beyond Scummers. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 3, 13:59:53
  - PS Is AB's first name Will perchance? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 3, 14:00:18
    - Matthew. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 14:29:00
- Dear Master Asics, forgive my suspicious mind (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 3, 13:54:44
- superb editing (n/m) (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Jun 3, 13:44:30
Tony Adams is a bit bent up inthe. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jun 3, 13:00:48
- Car-exhaust-fume-filled-garage waiting to happen. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 13:03:11
- The Curious World Of Tony Adams (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 13:02:54
  - very very odd (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 3, 13:04:23
    - Was he fettling Caprice at one point? (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 13:07:07
      - Anyone see that come dine with me, when they went round her house (Other Football) - pants, Jun 3, 13:08:09
        
        She can cum-dine with me anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 3, 14:01:33
        
        She can flash-fry my scallops anyday of the week! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Jun 3, 14:04:00
        
        I'd give her a tasty mouthful any time! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 3, 14:09:47
        
        shall I get my cock out? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 3, 15:16:25
        
        yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 15:19:50
        
        I did me and Mrs Loj loves come dine with me. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jun 3, 13:18:50
        
        Yes, I did. Her Mum was mental n'all. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 3, 13:10:02
FAO T4J RE ambition and league 1 etc (NCFC) - megson, Jun 3, 12:48:55
- I suppose I am just conveying in a different way my complete & utter frustration (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 3, 14:55:57
  - I agree with you mate, having to accept it is hard, and we shouldn't be here. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 3, 15:24:00
- Yeah but expectations have been buggered for years now (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Jun 3, 13:08:49
- Meggers for PM (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 3, 12:55:28
- Nah, we're gonna walk it. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 12:52:45
  - We've got Bryan Gunn as manager. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 12:54:19
    - Oi, oi. Just read that Marilyn Manson interview. Was like having a conversation with you. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 12:57:30
      - Which would probably be like having a conversation with yourself (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 12:59:40
        
        Word. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 13:01:26
      - shut yer neck (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 12:59:04
        
        I was in a rum based muddle and no mistake gor blimey. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 13:00:32
        
        You done a huge sideways as you went to meet your mrs. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 13:01:33
        
        I fell asleep as soon as I got home, woke up 14 hours later on the settee. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 13:03:01
    - my *ncfc: on loan to div 3, one season only!* t-shirt being printed right now! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 12:55:34
- Big claps. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 12:50:14
  - see a doctor for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 12:51:55
    - Or stop looking at cow poo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 3, 13:20:02
Fernando Doctorres (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 12:45:56
- Darren Nurse (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 12:48:30