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Next doors has got a new s**tarse called Rufus. It is six weeks old and has already learnt that our garden is out of bounds.

It is going to be a big s**tarse - it is already about the size of a deer.

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 5th 2009 at 10:20:35

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shitarse (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:20:35
- Isn't Rufus a bit of dog's name? (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 5, 10:33:35
  - Brevett (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 10:34:27
- I was in B&Qs yesterday, and they do this shitarse repellant stuff that you can put in you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:31:05
  - You want one of these (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:43:20
    - I really don't, I'm not arsed about shitarses in the garden. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:46:38
      - ^^^^^ (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:54:41
        
        Felicity Kendalls forking with Richard Briers (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:57:08
        
        I'd...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:56:27
        
        She could fertilise my cucumber any time. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:57:38
        
        do you still love her a bit? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:59:52
        
        Yes, I think I probably do a little bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:01:43
        
        I loved her off in that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:55:36
      - what a reasonable person you are (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:48:36
        
        i wonder who you mean???!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:54:47
    - but these are far more fun...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:45:27
  - pepper dust (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:34:10
    - better of feeding them..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:36:53
  - if you put that down (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:31:48
    - Two cats from the neighbourhood kept taking advantage of the open doors in ours satdee and (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:06:32
      - " stay out of the way of a large group of blokes in the bedroom" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 11:08:13
        
        lollage, good spot. Need to add ",by staying" into that sentance. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:16:48
        
        this would have worked (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:18:35
        
        It would have, but rather implies that i spend some time cosidering my posts and their (General Chat) - megson, Jun 5, 11:32:08
        
        lollinger (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 11:10:05
    - yeah B&Q sell pepper stuff or crappy lemon smelling gel pellets... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:34:43
- I like dog shit, you get quite interesting shapes. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:28:27
  - agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:39:39
- shitarses should be defined - ie what colour shitarse? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:27:20
  - I have a Barbadian shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:29:36
  - cat shit's boring (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:29:31
- boo boo boo boo (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:25:49
  - Nextdoors is very middle class. She speaks posh and turned her nose up at our (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:29:23
    - I shouted out Cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:31:35
      - haha next time you visit mbk (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:32:56
        
        and a bottle of Lambrini for the ladies (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:36:26
        
        It was at that point even I realised I'd better go home. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:34:22
        
        Not before you'd downed a last pint of mojito. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:49:34
        
        That was the one that finished me off. I was OK till I got home, then I sat on the settee (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 10:54:49
        
        cocktails (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:50:57
    - Did you tell her that they were your more select friends? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:30:39
      - Mrs mbk spoke to her the next day and she said "Well, it doesn't happen very often" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:58:49
      - and was it a "special bbq"......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:33:11
        
        "Armeggedon!" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:48:43
- Next-door-but-one's shitarse tag-team are called Otis and Moo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:23:54
  - Mrs Loj reckons I'm a big hard bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:25:04
    - where must of us..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:40:18
      - I know I'm a cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 11:02:10
        
        good work fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 11:14:52
  - We've got a tripod one in our road too. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:24:33
- I was watching our shitarse hunting birds this morning, it really really is a useless (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:21:58

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