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Sort yourselfs out for Official SMSes, I'm off for a swim. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 12:28:03
- megawet^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 12:33:16
- is suffen spoosed to happen today? (Apols if exceedingly ignorant, I've been busy). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 12:31:18
What about right, say if you had just done some parkour on the steps outside Next when a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 12:15:17
- nestle my napkin between her milky nutters saying "There, there my babygirls" (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 12:23:12
- Run off (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 12:20:57
  - nelliephobiac (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 12:32:13
- I'd plump for the option involving her milky nutters. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 12:19:06
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 12:17:16
Off to the Royal Norfolking Show (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 1, 10:13:12
- Make sure you drink something and go in the shade a bit. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:18:22
- I have never, not once in my life, been to the Royal Norfolks Show. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:16:37
  - as a kid we used to get a day off school to go... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:21:56
    - I'm not really into cows and tractors and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:25:46
      - Not really free sausages if you have to buy a ticket to get in (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 1, 10:49:22
        
        a trip to ASDA..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:53:17
      - I do it about once every four years (when i get a freebie) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:40:50
      - dont think its all about farming........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:29:52
        
        You think that's sounds good (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 10:48:40
        
        I had a Talbot Samba - was my first car. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:52:46
        
        my mate had a sunbeam..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:53:50
        
        my dad passed his Samba onto me for my first car me cause he upgraded to a Horizon (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 10:56:58
        
        my first car........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:59:06
        
        my first mowter (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 11:32:17
        
        POTD! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:51:35
Nuns and people who eat daffodils are less likely to get Alzheimer's disease. Don't eat th (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 09:41:46
- Are nuns not people? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 09:46:29
  - yes but they don't need to eat daffodils as they have an enzyme which kills alzheimers (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 1, 10:01:51
    - And they have weird Marys (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:05:40
      - and someone (might be a non-nun) just hacked into my email account for sure (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 1, 10:07:53
        
        God. Or Lord Jesus maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:11:21
        
        might be both of them (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 1, 10:14:31
Apparently there is a press conference at 1:30 today. Not had official proof but I think (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 09:33:29
- Pink 'Un think it's a bit probable too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 10:19:07
- Have you heard any whisperings? News about players? Directors? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 09:39:35
  - No, not a sausage. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 09:41:04
    - Ah well. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 09:41:32
      - unless that was an clue... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 09:46:48
Just found one of them rare undated 20p coins. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 09:17:17
- i think i've already spent one (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 09:49:17
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 09:27:25
All change at National Express (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 1, 08:54:53
- As a regular traveller on the East Coast line... (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 1, 09:29:07
  - Serves them right - GNER provided a much better service! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jul 1, 11:48:23
  - My experiences of NX (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 1, 09:52:15
  - They should do the East Coast line under Trades Descriptions (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 09:31:25
    - i love Blakeney i does. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:32:51
- Nationalise the entire network, I say (General Chat) - Jambocanary, Jul 1, 09:18:35
  - "When the Banks start paying back the trillions they owe us" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 09:50:43
  - I trust the government about as much as trust Jaimie Cureton 1-1 with the keeper. The last (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 09:31:37
I have just learned to play "Five Years Time" by Noah and the Whale on the UKULELE. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 16:25:59
- You look like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 30, 16:57:29
  - I do not, so there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:01:38
    - OK then, you look like THIS (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:23:57
Have we signed anyone yet/are there any encouraging or appalling roomas of signings? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:33:50
- yes, not really and depends on who you listen to (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 15:38:50
- How up to date are you? As recent as Jones the Midfield? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 15:35:15
  - Yup, got him (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:51:07
    - you have hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 15:52:52
      - A hair, singular. He just curls it round a bit to give the illusion of lustrous coverage. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 30, 16:26:57
So, say Saints get wound up by the weekend... (Other Football) - mr chimp, Jun 30, 15:05:37
- It'll somehow get twisted so that only 2 teams come down from the prem. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 30, 16:49:08
- Very Good Question... (Other Football) - trueyellow, Jun 30, 15:22:15
  - with the fixtures already out... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 30, 15:38:08
- I've heard the Tonbridge Angles are going to step up. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:20:34
  - non angli sed angeli (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:29:38
    - Same old OG - oblique references in dead languages. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 15:33:54
      - Huh (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:49:57
        
        resist what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:50:17
- the league hold auditions and a new team is formed in an X-Factor style format (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 15:13:13
- We'll be joint top on 6 points? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 30, 15:11:13
  - that'd be brilliant. at the moment we're joint bottom on none. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:21:18
so we have never had a hot summer before (General Chat) - south, Jun 30, 14:05:30
- thats a load of bollocks (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 14:36:54
- I think I slightly prefer the Southern Daily Echo take on this. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 14:12:24
  - The Sun's coverage is rather disappointing (Completely SFW) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 14:20:26
    - "Temperatures soared towards 30C in Southampton" (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 30, 16:35:06
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 16:43:41
    - Oh I don't know.... (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 30, 14:23:03
      - Captain Crunch out of The Sun is brilliant (General Chat) - Small, Jun 30, 14:46:59
        
        top tip (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 14:49:49
        
        well, here are the other two off that page (General Chat) - Small, Jun 30, 14:54:35
        
        shink yew .... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 14:58:24
        
        Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 30, 14:48:59
- to be fair (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 30, 14:08:52
fao - Arizona Bay (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 30, 11:45:13
- HD EPG? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 12:18:22
  - Hairy Dave's electronic ponce gun? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:23:48
    - Heavy dog elevated puny gorilla (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:33:05
      - Hitman Duncan electrocuted Philip's girlfriend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:36:31
        
        Heady days - eating psychodelic gooseberries. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:38:14
        
        Heavy drinking equals painful gout (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:39:25
        
        Hard dingos eat peoples gonads (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:41:24
        
        looks like I've missed a couple of right obvious ones there (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 12:45:31
        
        shh! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:49:21
        
        Helen's dirty eggs poisoned Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:44:48
        
        Harry's dick elongated past Greenwich (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 12:45:36
        
        there's never been a hitman called Duncan. FACT. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 12:38:04
- Fankoo very much. It was only this weekend I said to Mrs AB "We ought to have had that ne (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:46:58
  - No, all this is from my mate who works for Sky (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 30, 12:06:37
  - I was at a talk about this (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 30, 11:50:53
    - Thanks, that's really helpful. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:51:48
      - The main talk was about the sky player (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 30, 11:52:36
        
        The Sky Player is really good. Good resolution, even on a 32" LCD (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 30, 11:54:28
  - Click on the 'new Sky Guide thing' link. Ours has been announcing that we should receive a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 11:49:08
    - Yeah, same here. I'm practically quivering with anticipation. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 30, 11:51:57
      - i wondered if i was the only one...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 30, 11:57:55
Leon Legge to join? (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 30, 11:24:42
- I think they mean Tonbridge Angels (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 30, 11:32:47
- "... from Tonbridge Angles". That's a bit obtuse. Wonder if it's right? Acute sense of (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:31:03
  - That's just a reflex reaction (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 11:34:44
    - It's all a matter of degree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:36:42
      - ^^^These are all rubbish (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 30, 11:44:51
        
        Haven't you sin what's going on? You're off on a tangent man. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:49:07
        
        Arc at you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 30, 12:09:11
        
        Rad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 12:18:05
        
        shink you wottuh fuckaΠ duttyuh ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 30, 12:31:11
        
        I've just hypotenuse, I know nothing about the lad (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jun 30, 11:47:54
  - Bilverstone really is a fucking idiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:32:05
    - Dunno who it is but the piccy in the middle, what a tash (NCFC) - Totally, Jun 30, 11:34:29
      - Village People FC (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 11:35:03
- exciting. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 11:26:45
U2 to play secret gig tonight in Norwich (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 10:55:32
- over-rated live i thought when i saw them....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 30, 10:59:15
  - I wouldn't want to see them (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 11:07:46
    - the songs are ok, well the old ones anyway.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 30, 11:22:20
      - Like Queen (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 11:33:51
        
        oh dear... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 12:02:05
        
        never saw queen...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 30, 11:38:32
        
        I was at their last ever gig with Freddie (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 11:44:49
        
        You've no idea how far you've just fallen in my estimations. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 11:47:46
        
        he probably likes Bon Jovi too... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 12:03:23
        
        I think they played in Siff Ifrika when Apartheid was still in full swing (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 30, 11:42:38
        
        They were also major partners in the 46664 project with Nelson Mandela (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 11:45:21
        
        Queen/Good (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 11:37:48
- ...took roadies four weeks to put the thing up... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 10:57:02
  - 1 week (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 30, 10:59:35
Take That - Wembley this Saturday (4th July) (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Jun 30, 09:51:38
- I went to see them in Manchester last week (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 30, 10:05:13
  - I met Mark Owen once (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 30, 10:07:19
    - Me too, in fact I reminded him of when we met the other day, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 30, 10:10:11
      - wtf were you doing with him then? I hope it wasnt gay sex, my wife would kill herself! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 30, 10:18:59
      - You reminded him of what? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 10:14:37
      - were you doing pantomine together? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 10:12:39
- I'll have it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 09:55:23
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 30, 09:58:47
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 30, 09:52:23
  - Yeah, tell me about it. Things you do for the other half.... (n/m) (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Jun 30, 09:53:29
    - Mrs Hulk is going Saturday - I will make sure she doesnt see this post... (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 30, 09:56:58
      - I would probably have gone just to stand on the wembley pitch.. (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Jun 30, 09:58:23
        
        Im waiting for Norwich to get there before I go, even if it does mean I miss the next 347 (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 30, 09:59:59
        
        Same here. I've already got a zimmer in the garage waiting for that day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 10:02:58
        
        = was a streaker at the last Wembley game, and is now banned (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 30, 09:59:43
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 30, 10:00:47
    - I fancy that Charles might take it off your hands. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 30, 09:56:45
Its not looking good for saints................ (Other Football) - megson, Jun 30, 09:05:53
- goodness (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:33:20
  - she can wrap her fingers around Jafski's water bottle any time she wants (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:44:22
    - I think she's got her tongue round it in an attempt to extract liquid (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:48:57
      - She could create a drout in my daddy bag any day she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 30, 09:53:52
    - (I'm assuming that's the case, anyway, in jafski's absence.) (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:46:41
      - Correctamundo TH. Thanks for stepping onto the breach but I'm here now. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 30, 09:51:38
      - she can stay indoors with jafski any time she wants (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:47:46
  - Stay cool and drink plenty of water. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 09:36:42
    - Bottled water - the biggest con since the moon landing (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 09:39:54
      - AT LAST! - SOmeone who agrees with me about bottled water! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 30, 10:24:35
      - If you buy a bottle of bottled water, though, you can drink it and then just fill the bott (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 09:49:51
        
        i'm not sure you can fill it from the tap for free (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 09:57:20
      - How can you say that - it's not as if the stuff just falls out of the sky now is it? (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:41:14
    - She's still too fully clothed. For her own elfin safety she should be naked (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:38:41
- As noted in the comments, I suspect the deal is pretty much 'done' (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 30, 09:28:11
  - Agreed, on all points (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:40:04
Just heared the following (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 14:56:50
- The trouble with that particular lie (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jun 29, 20:57:57
- "Delia and Michael Wynn Jones totally against a 'Fan' being appointed on the board" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:08:59
  - Its not about giving a fan power to run the club (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 16:35:52
    - That would make more sense but what fan would every Norwich fan be in agreement with? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 29, 16:58:59
      - You'd never find someone that every fan was happy with but.. (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 17:08:03
        
        as opposed to those of us that bought shares when they were issued y'mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 29, 17:21:41
        
        actually no, scrub that, y'mean we'd have a small say in who might represent our views (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 29, 17:30:36
        
        But apparently that's what everyone who claimed their rebates wants (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 17:37:53
      - Roy Blowers or Steve Tilson, obviously. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:00:55
  - I don't get all this putting a fan on the board, like somehow this will miraculously make (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 29, 15:26:41
    - For iformation re a fan on the board (NCFC) - trustsec, Jun 29, 18:17:24
      - That link doesn't really show how it works (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 18:29:35
    - Yep. Haha. And look at the closest thing we have to that at the moment (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 15:29:59
      - Or Roy Blowers. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:40:07
        
        What the Roy 'Blowers your own Trumpet'? (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 15:40:49
        
        See? You agree with me after all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:50:31
        
        Yes sir I do, but I do beleive there are decent (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 15:53:13
        
        I also BELIEVE (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 15:53:43
    - The point is (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 15:28:44
      - The point is (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jun 29, 21:03:26
  - What like appointing Peter Grant (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jun 29, 15:20:18
    - Non-sequiturtastic. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:23:36
      - You cant argue with logic like that (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 15:31:39
Re: The cow pun thread below. Very good, a pat on the head for all involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 13:39:18
- wasn't there an udder cowpun thread about it a while back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 29, 13:52:21
  - that's what i herd (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 13:54:05
    - we really should mooooove on (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:03:04
      - Yes, iotherwise it could go bourguignon and on and on ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:06:28
        
        ... on and on and chateaubriand ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:09:24
        
        ...on and on and wellington.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:10:49
        
        Don't be so brisket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:11:15
        
        sirloin as you dont keep repeating the same old joke! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:11:59
        
        Kate's rump (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 29, 14:13:49
        
        Burger off will you. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:15:27
        
        I don't think I can four stomach this for much longer... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:14:57
        
        It cud give you something to chew on (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 29, 14:17:48
        
        This sort of pathetic punnage really Angus me greatly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:20:01
        
        it's definately brought punnage quality to an all time buffalow (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:23:41
        
        Flippin elk, ruminant is you've expanded the punnage to other species. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:26:13
        
        that statement is a bit of an ox-ymoron. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:29:44
        
        Maybe but at least it was amooseing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:36:30
        
        What's your beef ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 29, 14:23:15
        
        I'm surprised BSE Canary hasn't joined in ths thread. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:27:00
        
        they'll angus all if we don't stop soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:19:25
        
        Herd that one before who did you spongifrom? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:23:32
        
        I've n'Heffer herd it before today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:28:01
        
        thats only calf the story! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:27:12
        
        Honestly. Encephalopathetic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:26:23
        
        I'm getting fed up with your bull. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:29:40
        
        How dairy you? I think we need to steer this thread away from personal insults. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:31:51
        
        Sorry I didn't mean to Ermintrude. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:33:04
        
        We've probably gone too far down this rodeo now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:35:16
        
        Stop it or i'll have to tan both your hides! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:34:57
        
        We both need to pause for a moment and take livestock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:37:23
        
        You bucking fool. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:37:21
        
        steer well clear of AB (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:38:31
        
        Stop milking it, Chelts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:39:27
        
        Whey to go. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:40:58
        
        Don't do it, no gouda will come of turning this into a cheese pun thread. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:42:12
        
        Curdses, foiled again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:43:15
        
        maybe the cheese fans and beef fans should meat in the middle! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:48:21
        
        or.... meat calf whey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:48:42
        
        stop telling oxtails (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:30:29
        
        What's the mata dorling? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:31:52
        
        we never seem to see rib eye-to-eye (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:36:59
        
        I know it is rare. So well done, are you a medium or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:40:07
        
        bloody elk! gonna say tata in a bit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:47:07
        
        OK see you later my male child. Bison. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:48:31
        
        I herd on the grape bovine that you too were related. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 14:49:17
        
        Actually he's my calf brother (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 29, 14:53:44
        
        cowabunga! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 29, 14:49:16
Robbie Simpson swap seems to be surfacing again on Pink 'un.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 11:32:55
- Yes - last week (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 29, 11:51:47
  - Thought so.. that scuppers that one then ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 11:53:35
    - The Oink un poster says he pulled out of his medical though. (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 29, 12:43:56
      - It was probably too cold up there for him. Fresian in fact (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 29, 12:44:45
        
        And he probably wanted to wear the yellow Jersey (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 29, 12:47:54
        
        But he's not keen to moooooove too far from home (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 13:08:25
        
        Yep, that's what I herd (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 13:52:51
        
        None of you udderstand what it's like for a footballer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 13:44:59
        
        They are treated like cattle (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 13:47:38
        
        You're having a calf, aren't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 13:57:35
        
        all will re-veal itself in time (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 13:58:47
        
        Its fair warm up here today .. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 12:47:14
        
        I'm sure - I was following a bovine theme however, in a vein attempt to puntastically (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 29, 13:01:34
        
        I know, you can go on about it until the cows come home (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 13:07:31
        
        I think you've milked it for all its worth now (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 13:10:31
        
        Yes sorry. He should come here whatever the Leather! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 29, 13:09:17
        
        He's probably on the horns of a dilemma ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 13:11:20
        
        I don't understand what his beef is? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 13:13:06
        
        he just wanted a pat on the head (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 13:54:15
        
        that's rare at a time when the steaks are so high. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 13:11:11
No wonder the club is in such a mess!!! (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 10:12:24
- I'm not entirely sure what the questionable competency of some unrelated web-design firm h (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:40:28
  - consistantly hiring the wrong people(/firms)? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 29, 10:50:31
  - Both her companies, both seemingly run badly (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 10:48:08
    - Pretty sure Delia doesn't own REDtechnology, actually. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:35:12
    - So what you are saying is (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Jun 29, 11:22:53
      - It crashes as I don't have the time to fix it (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 11:40:00
        
        I wasn't aware (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Jun 29, 12:33:02
        
        The criticism is justified (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 12:42:55
      - Bitchy! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 29, 11:31:49
        
        Not just bitchy (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 29, 12:09:54
        
        says the expert (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Jun 29, 12:33:28
- Win a Neff oven... or a Naff football team (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jun 29, 10:26:00
- crikey, he seems very worked up by it all doesn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 29, 10:23:13
  - Maybe he had a big recipe collection:-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 29, 10:25:52
Hoping the roof at Wimbledon gets stuck (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 27, 18:25:30
- That Castle bloke is a little over the top about Murray, must be love. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 18:55:24
  - Murray was pretty brilliant though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 21:17:44
    - he served brilliant again defo (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 21:35:43
      - yup. was comparing him in my mind with (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 21:58:34
        
        neither murray or fed have had to try tho tbh (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 22:03:30
        
        sure, but even when Fed 'wasn't having to try' yesterday (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 22:10:08
        
        ah i ok (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 22:13:31
        
        mmm. who knows (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 22:18:31
        
        well they've both got pretty easy runs to the final (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 22:28:55
        
        but who would you *want* to win? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 22:31:03
        
        Fed??? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 27, 23:17:51
        
        yeah i find it strange (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 23:22:22
        
        I can understand people wanting him to win I guess (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 27, 23:45:08
        
        i like to eye up the potential opposition (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 23:47:51
        
        murray every time lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 27, 22:35:00
  - Roy? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jun 27, 19:19:22
    - Trumpet cancer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 22:35:16
Help me to help Mrs AB plan her Saturday ... (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:11:17
- quick, divorce the witch (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 11:57:33
- Half four-ish at the earliest i reckon. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 27, 11:36:06
  - Thank you Mr Small (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:47:11
    - The sun is shining (a bit) (Other Sports) - Small, Jun 27, 12:08:32
- another secret tennis fan (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 11:26:05
  - I quite enjoy watching the tennis but I wish they would stop harping on about Centre Court (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 13:02:57
  - I shall probably see a few points, depending on what time it is on (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:33:23
    - whatchoo gonna cook? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 11:42:38
      - Dunno yet, depends what I get from the farmer's market up Wentworth (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:46:50
        
        Sparrow's arse is gorge (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Jun 27, 11:53:56
- They reckon on radio 5 this morning it should tie in with the end of the Lions rugby (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Jun 27, 11:21:20
  - what a shit day of sport... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 27, 11:22:51
    - Am at work anyway (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Jun 27, 11:26:59
- half 8 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 27, 11:11:53
  - Dolt (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:12:38
Woergh I feel like I've gone ten games of Kabaddi with Gary Holt (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jun 27, 07:40:20
- Ear plugs (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 08:07:52
To be honest it was looking bad for Jacko for a while, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 15:33:40
- so bad he said it five times (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 26, 15:57:36
- flid (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 15:35:12
- Ifoon quack (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 15:35:07
You Are Not Alone Shearer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:55:22
Ronnie Off The Wallwork Shamon Motherfucker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:43:48
Tough decision to made (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 26, 14:35:34
- Congrats David, pleased for both of you (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:39:27
- that's absolutely brilliant news for both you and Daphne (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 15:21:15
- Well done mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 14:59:38
- brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jun 26, 14:55:27
- oh dear, the post-relegation revolt has started (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 26, 14:42:53
- He doesn't love Norwich City anymore and prefers to the girls. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:40:46
  - I am looking foward to it Like That. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:42:11
    - He's got to save their first shag for the holiday inn FCR and then make the beast with two (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:46:40
      - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:38:50
- turncoat (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 26, 14:40:35
- Legendary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:36:57
Des Moonwalker. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:34:23
My interview on youtube (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 26, 14:26:36
- Hi Dave. Can we have your thoughts on the death of Michael Jackson please? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:28:57
  - Big lost for a pop star (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 26, 14:36:18
    - Mmm mmmm. And what do you think his enduring legacy to the wider community will be? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:38:13
  - rolph (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:30:43
"The fixtures are out, the Royal Norfolk Show is next week and the players are back," said (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 13:58:14
- Oi Malcolm Bar-Kid of the lead rectangle Bar-Kid's. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:21:41
  - shut yer neck (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 14:23:46
    - plus... Southside! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 14:24:19
      - Southside massive in full effect. Yeah boyeeeeee. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:25:35
        
        you feeling me, dawg? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 14:32:46
        
        Word. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:41:08
        
        wigger (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 14:42:52
        
        You better ask somebody. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:48:07
        
        *aks* (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 26, 15:04:59
        
        I know but I didn't think AB would be down with that what with him being old. You get me? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 15:11:49
        
        ^^^ You're both far too old for that sort of business. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:44:36
        
        ^^ not down with da kidz ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:48:21
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:58:52
An ode to the dearly departed Michael Jackson what I wrote. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 26, 13:33:04
- That's lovely. I was expecting a Jackson Schmackson one, but that was even better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 13:40:52
- That's lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jun 26, 13:35:45
- Shhhhh you'll upset Yellalee and doy....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:35:02
  - Dont be a twat. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:37:45
    - a very interesting interview just now on R4 with the lighting director on MJ's show. (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jun 26, 13:47:11
    - of course I can........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:41:17
      - you're oversimplifying and showing a total lack of (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:45:26
        
        well to fair....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:50:14
        
        What coherent interviews did he give? Did you see the Bashir docs (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:54:15
        
        yes (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 14:08:25
        
        fairy nuff. Enjoy your sparky tasks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 14:13:46
      - I didnt blame everything on his childhood experiences (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:45:04
  - he did have an awful childhood (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 26, 13:36:18
    - He had limitless coke and sex from the age of about 8. I'd say that was idyllic. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 26, 13:38:44
442 Season Preview (NCFC) - 442, Jun 26, 11:36:35
- Please, please, please use a different person from the usual idiot you use, Bilverstone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:46:49
  - IED (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 26, 11:48:38
    - The media harlot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:51:12
- Anyone but Ricky Bilverstone who they normally have doing it!! (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 11:42:54
- It appears you've mistaken this for a football forum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 11:42:28
  - "dont worry michael, you're in heaven now, they cant hurt you anymore!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:16:53
    - it appears you've mistaken this for a Michael Jackson thread. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 13:40:14
- I'd rather appear in the August subtraction (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 11:39:20
  - Good spot. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 26, 12:06:50
- You need to message selwyn for this. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 11:38:26
  - Sorted (NCFC) - 442, Jun 26, 11:47:15
Breaking news passed on from a layabout on the sofa at home... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 26, 11:14:43
- Lionel Blair "friend of Michael Jackson" (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 26, 12:12:51
  - Lionel Blairs once bumped into my neice on the steps of the Theatre Royal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 12:35:25
    - Steven Gerrard, when he first started playing in the Liverpool first team, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 13:07:23
is it youtoob friday yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolk terrier, Jun 26, 10:32:35
- Yeah but please no Jacko, I've had enough of people mourning at work today (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 10:34:35
  - seriously? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:35:07
    - Yeah everyone's been sending youtoob videos about and discussing childhood memories. (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 10:41:54
      - Hey you're in London aren't you? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:48:24
        
        seriously? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 10:51:20
        
        Are you kidding? I bet it's sponsered by T mobile (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 10:50:04
        
        Just saw it on twitter (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:55:28
      - I'd be a bit worried if I were surrounded by people with childhood memories of Jacko. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:43:23
        
        My favourite comment so far today has come on 5live's phone in, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 10:47:41
        
        Think I'm beginning to see why my husband bans 5live in our house (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:49:25
        
        I never think of putting it on anymore, unless it's 1am and up all night is on (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 26, 12:54:02
        
        Why does he ban 5 live? i could understand talksport but why 5live? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 10:51:56
        
        It's got a bit ranty lately hentut? it's only good for the sport and Richard Bacons. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 10:53:27
        
        Yep - he doesn't like the shouty people and presenters (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:56:01
        
        I love Danny Baker, don't mind Richard Bacon, the rest are pretty shit but will always (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 10:59:25
        
        It's got worse in the last month, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 10:50:53
        
        I like him (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:56:29
        
        Doton Adebayo is good too, but it's more for the insomniacs (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 11:02:50
        
        ah yes I listen to him under exactly those circumstances (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 11:08:33
        
        That phone in is brilliant, Tim Vickery is so radio friendly and the calls are just (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 26, 13:11:23
        
        I remember that, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 11:12:12
        
        the only trouble is that because I'm half asleep (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 11:22:38
        
        lol, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 11:27:23
        
        Moonwalk details... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 11:28:35
        
        He got an MBE in the Queen's birthday honours, I noticed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:07:00
        
        I hadn't realised til I was listening the other night (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 11:09:21
        
        was in a band too or summit (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 26, 13:12:07
        
        Yeah, pretty interesting career and life in general really ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:14:08
        
        My borther likes him but I find him so boooooooooring (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 26, 11:03:59
- no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 10:33:39
  - booooooo (General Chat) - norfolk terrier, Jun 26, 10:35:00
WoTB FIRST for news. So, what other big stories can people remember hearing on here 1st? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 09:56:02
- I believe Huckerby signing was broken on here first (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jun 26, 10:47:34
  - By me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 23:53:19
- XXL gets a girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:14:17
  - The real news first on the wrath (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:15:23
- Grandad, where were you when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:06:48
  - although to be fair, i left wotb pretty quickly on 9/11 to watch it on the tele (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:10:17
    - I was on my way to the ferry to NL, which turned out to be full of crying Yanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:11:27
      - Typical Yank over-reaction (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:13:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:23:13
      - I was in a pub in London (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:12:32
        
        Pub ? It was 8.30am ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:23:35
        
        Well, it was early afternoon, but close enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 10:24:59
        
        Oh arr, 8.30 in Noo York (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:26:24
        
        We'd just done a seminar (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:30:21
        
        I was in the Asda car park listening to 5Live (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:13:55
        
        I went home from work with the splittingest of splitting (lead-swinging) headaches (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 10:16:51
  - lol, see down there VVVVVVVVVV bit tragic innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:08:20
- Morals and common decency have been often broken on here, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 09:58:38
- sightings of a pair of magpies means we wont get relegated (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 09:58:31
  - Bah. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:02:07
    - fulham wasnt your fault....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 10:03:25
- have any stories ever been (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 09:57:19
  - Oh come on, Pedant overload. You KNOW what i mean. *sigh* Stories you heard first on here (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:03:44
    - Yes, that's better (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:04:13
      - I'll never forget seeing about 9/11 on here as it happened, was it ben that 1st posted it? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:07:57
        
        i had that day off work and remember the newsflash on BBC 1 immediately after the afternoo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 10:16:49
      - good (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:05:29
  - no.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 09:59:20
    - I think what it really means is that most people are on here (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:00:45
      - Yes, indeed (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:03:38
        
        i read it first on here, then went to Twitter for confirmation (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 10:06:46
        
        I like to think had i not heard it here I wouldn't have come here first................... (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:05:14
        
        The news sites were all saying he was in a coma (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:06:29
        
        Int that a coomer ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:12:00
        
        Good thing about this is people were finding different links to post. Was bloody confusing (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:09:23
      - thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 10:02:17
Advice needed.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:47:11
- Kings (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:55:16
- come in the kings arms hall rd (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:53:48
  - no parking though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:57:10
  - That sounds good, hopefully will be there, looking good at the mo (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:55:44
- The Castle, 1 Spitalfields (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:49:43
  - We have none of that up here.... (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:53:42
  - pinkylinky... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:50:17
- a) Ber Streete Gates (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:48:06
  - fibber (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:48:51
Breaking news on BBC Gossip is that Stoke are in talks with Wet Sham to buy Ashton (n/m) (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Jun 25, 14:25:45
- We have a Stoke fan on our shift who keeps squawking .. (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:31:53
  - it worked last season, but will it next? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:33:53
    - Hope not he is a pain in the arse, upset him the other day when I said that .. (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:35:52
      - Remind him that the Fantastic Stoke Fans could only muster a 12,000 strong crowd when they (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:41:55
        
        Thanks, I will keep that up my sleeve for the future. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:43:35
      - if he gets on you tits too much (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:37:39
        
        Excellent idea ! (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:40:04
        
        *your* (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:39:44
- Breaking news for a broken player (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:29:03
- Breaking news ? Jeez, they're getting slower than AB... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:28:21
  - I was having a shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:37:00
I know it's a Thurday but what about a maths XI? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:17:57
- Tombs turned up, and then it broke. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 15:01:46
- ⅔ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:59:10
- Pape Bouba Dioperator theory (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:55:44
- Graham Matrix. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:55:43
- Fermatt Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:55:19
- Fermatt Jackson (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:53:52
  - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:54:40
- Alan Gow-ssian distribution (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:48:32
- Pi r squarEd de Goey (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:45:42
- Lee Power (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:45:27
- Second Order Differentialan Shearer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:43:02
- rhodedendron (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:42:22
- calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:55
  - you're having one of those days (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:42:50
    - i am suffering from a bout of frustratednessnousness (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:48:50
- Abacus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:36
- Division (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:21
  - Shane Long division ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:47:59
    - ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:48:27
- Logarithm (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:39:16
- Steven Pi-naar (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:38:42
- Theorem Walcott (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:34:31
- Stat Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:34:04
- Papa Boolean Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:33:57
  - Very, very good indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:35:55
- Geome-Terry Venables (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:33:25
- jan venn diagramoor of hesselink (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:33:19
- FOURnando Torres (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:33:04
- SOHCAHratesOAH (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:31:29
- Algebrad Friedel (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:31:22
- Euclides de la Cruz (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:31:11
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:32:45
- Kolo Two-re (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:55
- One Sebastien Veron (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:34
- ADDam drury (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:27:58
- IsocoLes Ferdinand (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:27:28
- Ian Wright Angled Triangle (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:26:34
- Fermatty Pattison. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:26:26
  - Superb. I was looking for one for he of the Last Theorem. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:28:31
- Zoltangent Gera (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:25:58
- Protrac-Tor Andre Flo-wchart (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:25:09
- Gary Dodecahedrony (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:23:30
- Blaise Pascal Chimbonda (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:22:57
  - Nicely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:25:17
- Sine someone (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:22:55
- COS-tacurta (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 14:22:37
- Juan Pablo Angle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 14:21:30
  - Juantity (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Jun 25, 14:28:13
- Kakalator (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:21:07
- Cesc Pythagregas (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:19:21
- Slide Ruel Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:18:09
Judi (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 14:03:54
- "simpering, minge-faced shitweasel" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:06:01
Rebate on toast. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 13:59:05
- Simon Rebate (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:04:01
- Welsh rebate (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 14:02:46
- Spare-rib(ate) (General Chat) - BB_King, Jun 25, 14:01:42
do we get any bunce if ashton goes to stoke? (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 25, 12:32:18
- only if they pay more for him than Wet Spam did (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:34:56
- "bunce" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:34:55
- we only get a draw on proffit i thought (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:34:17
  - probably more like ?3m-5m i reckon, so diddly squat to us then (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 25, 12:37:09
    - he's a crock (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:40:53
      - Imagine that Stoke's appeal is that they're effectively 'home' for him (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:41:39
        
        its mad really (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:44:44
        
        Stoke could end up with a front 2 of Little Mickey Owen and Dean Ashton (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:46:35
        
        when he plays (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:46:34
        
        no he's got his own cycling shorts (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:50:33
- we waived the engalnd appearance fee in lieu of compensation (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:33:59
  - reduced it from ?125k to ?25k (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:35:39
    - well I was on the right lines approximately (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:36:38
- surely the board weren't that stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:33:11
Roughly relating to camcans thread (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:02:11
- No No No - It's awful (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:18:30
- Ask the Log Lady (n/m) (General Chat) - BB_King, Jun 25, 12:06:09
- No, my calcliator had a log button. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:05:28
- you see off the top of my head, no (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:04:55
  - Must say, I never really had to use them much, they were replaced by (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:11:14
    - i've heard of slide rules, but i don't think i've ever seen one in real life... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:30:21
- We did log tables. In history. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 12:04:21
- is a log table something for chopping firewood on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:03:26
Who can remember things they learnt at school? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:40:40
- It is not possible to fly if you lift your coat up over your head (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 25, 12:41:56
- magic magic e, kit becomes kite, bit becomes bite with magic magic e (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:27:43
- I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:24:52
- Eye before Eee except when it's not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:16:17
- I had a great R.S teacher (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:08:44
  - That's the thing. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:14:04
    - Maybe it's not about recall (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 12:21:42
- Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:03:09
  - No it was... (General Chat) - Clare, Jun 25, 17:02:55
  - Asclepius. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:04:27
- stalaCtites and stalaGmites (ceiling and ground!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:02:54
  - tights hang down (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:05:17
  - stalactites hold on tight to the ceiling, whereas stalagmites might just one day grow that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:05:01
- Putting your hand in a packet of Scampi Fries (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 12:01:47
- i got told 12 years ago by a teacher that i would never forget 9182736 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:01:27
- Don't pull you jacket over your head in the projector room and dance in front of the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 12:01:14
- I can't translate a Latin phrase either, probably because I (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:58:10
- Putting 710 77345 in your calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:54:51
  - Calculator, at school!! - Blimey. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:58:54
    - Yes, this was after the WWII (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:59:44
      - Calculators weren't invented till 1975 - that's well after WW2 (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:04:21
        
        My mobile phone's a bit like that! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:05:19
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:06:51
        
        That's the one....retro! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:08:56
  - yes and ESSO OIL (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:55:07
    - And 5537 8008 (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:57:21
- I learnt that once Mr Saunders had done the register in CDT you could sneak out and smoke (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:53:27
- SOHCAHTOA !!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 11:52:57
  - Yeah, i remember SOHCAHTOA (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 12:00:52
  - Soggy Onions Have Caused All Humans To Obtain Aspirin (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:56:14
    - "poor old james is dead and gone, for he shall breathe no more... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:00:17
      - "One over two pye root L C.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:01:10
- Don't punch Philip Geatches in the plums as a joke. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:51:59
  - lol - Don't fight with Jason Moore because he will get his big brothers animal gang after (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:54:37
    - Jason Moore, Joey Payne, Ed Payne, Alan Wright are coming to get ya! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:56:37
  - Oxbow lakes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:52:36
    - I see your oxbow lakes and raise you a longshore drift. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:55:00
      - ahhhh, how a "spit" (as in blakeney, not as in roast!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 11:56:10
      - pingos and ognips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:55:53
- smoking is cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:50:58
- BODMAS (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:50:15
  - Silly old Harry, caught a herring, trawling off Australia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:52:06
    - I don't even remember mnemonics (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:53:34
- I was rubbish at School, no interest at all the only good things were (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:49:40
- minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay see (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:49:35
- Never go out with a girl who has big hands... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:49:03
- swearing (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:45:59
- All I remember is X plus 2 divided by A squared minus (y+y) equals (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 25, 11:44:59
  - Lx2 divided by O (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:52:37
- not much (unless you include the ability to read, write and use a calculator) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:44:49
- I can still give someone a good wedgie (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:42:16
so how much was foulger expecting to put in? why doesn't here just do it? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jun 25, 11:07:49
- It's his own personal money, you ungrateful little sod. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 25, 11:18:09
- I don't get the anti-sentiment. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 25, 11:09:27
  - Agree also. How dare he put money into the club to buy/pay players with. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:15:48
  - I appreciate the gesture (NCFC) - King, Jun 25, 11:15:32
    - Man who is slightly disappointed in 'slightly disappointed' shocker. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:16:33
      - I'm slightly dissapointed that you're slightly dissapointed in Arganth's dissapointment in (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:19:20
        
        I'm slightly disappointed that you're slightly disappointed in (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:23:11
        
        I apologise for my Dyslexia (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:38:19
        
        Don't apologise for your Dyslexia, he's old enough to fight his own battles now. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:42:02
        
        Did he just repeat everything you were saying (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:44:13
        
        He did, he does that alot. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:52:07
        
        I'm very disappointed that you can't spell disappointed (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:22:07
        
        I apologise that English is my 2nd language (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:38:46
        
        I'm like, totlaly disappointed with you all. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 25, 11:38:06
        
        *kings* (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:21:31
        
        *King's* (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 25, 11:24:50
        
        I apologise for my apostrophobia (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:39:57
        
        *The King's* (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:25:41
  - I agree (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:11:49
    - Caecilius est pater (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 11:19:43
      - Caecilius et ancilla in lecto recumbit (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:21:10
        
        Cambridgelatincourse-tastic (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 25, 11:25:25
        
        I hope he also told you off for using the third person singular instead of the third (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:23:18
        
        lollum (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 11:34:57
        
        Gollum (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:36:07
        
        He probably did, he was quite good at latin (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:25:06
        
        lollus (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:24:59
        
        ipso facto status quo per se (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:22:02
        
        tempus fugit ok ya (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:22:33
        
        Romani ite domum (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:25:27
        
        That is a really great scene (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:28:11
        
        My favourite, apart from "He wanks higher than anyone in Wome." (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:30:47
        
        Welease Wodderwick. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:35:32
        
        et unt (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:27:58
        
        As in "Et unt Brute?" - Joolias Ceeser. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:31:50
        
        en tut (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:34:06
        
        No, en tut is in Troyluss un Creassider et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:39:55
        
        assa lewd of ol bollix. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:43:11
        
        SHUT UP! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 25, 11:36:44
        
        SHUT UP! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 25, 11:36:17
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:42:02
  - fair do's...but if he was prepared to put in 1m then why not just do it? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jun 25, 11:11:18
    - because the norwich fans didn't want him to (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:14:46
      - Did you claim? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:20:03
        
        i didn't buy a season ticket (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:46:55
    - The same could be said ogf those who claimed their rebate. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:14:40
      - for a season of Championship football (NCFC) - scruffy, Jun 25, 11:35:29
        
        students get enough fuckin discounts as it is. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:47:02
        
        But back to your original point, (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:49:15
        
        You used to be able to wangle an un-employment ticket (NCFC) - Small, Jun 25, 11:44:44
      - exactly (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:15:04
        
        my ?90 went into the pot (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jun 25, 11:15:59
        
        nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:20:13
Have Gill, Tudur-Jones and Nelson been paid for by the rebate money? (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 25, 10:56:24
- Yes, Foulger said so... (NCFC) - jAC, Jun 25, 11:15:53
- That article suggested the 700k is extra (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:57:01
  - no it's not very clear (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 25, 11:12:15
  - fungibility... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 25, 11:03:48
    - sure is (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:12:55
      - ^^ listens to this sort of stuff at home - alot ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:19:42
        
        We haven't had a fungibility discussion in a while (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:21:08
        
        I haven't come across fungibility in this context before (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:30:38
        
        You must have been away when it all cropped up (npi) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:36:14
        
        ^^ Shouts "Yes." then does air-grab and backwards moonwalk with jazz hands. ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:26:44
  - it's not is it, a bit of doomy-style hazy detail, at elast they mentioned the premier lea (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 25, 11:03:03
    - That went a bit wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:05:25
      - Indeed - it did my heed in reading it. What did it mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:06:14
      - yes did that (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 25, 11:06:11
  - Yeah - very amibiguous. Doomy will put us right, though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 11:02:58
    - Yes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 25, 11:06:11
I'm off, have a good weekend! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 25, 10:39:13
- Don't get too Bongo'ed up on Somerset Cider. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 10:44:24
  - I had a bit too much cider last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:45:35
    - Of Course i will (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 10:57:44
      - I was once told that those reeds in the Wensum are well dangerous. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:01:06
        
        Don't forget the currents in the lake.... (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 11:29:54
- tatty bye (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:44:04
- Have a good time. Was only joking that I hope it rains (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 10:42:42
In Affectionate Remembrance of AB 'King of the official SMS' who died at the keyboard on 2 (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:34:12
- I veto your vote of no confidence. 4 more years 4 more years!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 10:45:07
- I was having a shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:37:14
  - there's an app for that (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 25, 11:05:48
    - iPoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:07:39
  - ^^^ fitting epitaph (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:42:07
  - Eye off the ball, wouldn't of happened even a few months ago. Long way back for you now. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:40:07
  - You could have SMS us to let us know you were having a shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:38:40
    - I would of, but I haven't got all of your numbers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:39:22
- I can't really remember but I think he was first with the signing of Mattie Looee Gene (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:36:32
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:29:42
- "City must still hand back exactly two thirds of the rebate, with ?717,603 claimed out of (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:32:01
  - SHAME ON THEM (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:56:10
  - 9 I think the club should mail everyone who left the rebate in thanking them and those (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:34:29
    - i think they should save money on postage and envelopes and paper and not bother (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:39:42
      - They should leave a horse's head in the bed of all rebate claimers (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:57:03
      - No, no they should mail more and more. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:41:47
        
        Hoping that the redundancies mean all mailing outsourced (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:43:17
  - thank you (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:33:31
    - there's more in the linkage vvv Foulger speaks of his slight disappointment (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:37:37
      - That's exactly what I hoped to read as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 10:38:29
        
        not there though is it (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:40:17
        
        Already started on the Oinkun. WOuld be nice if he did, but i'm not one to spend ?700k of (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 10:56:33
        
        I agree 100% and as much as I like delia, it sounds like one of her hairbrain schemes (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 10:47:24
        
        What were her other hairbrain schemes? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 10:55:51
        
        I do not recall at this time but she's mad as a March hair (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:15:03
        
        HAREbrained, it's HAREbrained (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:58:54
        
        I thought it came from the hairbear bunch (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:10:32
        
        you have hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:07:31
        
        Yup (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:11:21
- linky linkage (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:31:32
- what kind of proportion is that, does anyone know? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 25, 10:31:07
  - That's what I'm interested in (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:31:56
- By the time it gets to AB it will be down to 4/6d (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:30:08
  - The figures bandied about were ?1m in due rebates, meaning a potential total of ?2m. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:36:49
*Official SMS* -?350k unclaimed (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 10:29:10
- ^^^ he's not only beat me, but's he's more accurate (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:30:24
  - There's a new boy in town... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 10:31:23
    - the more the merrier (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:32:32
- I was having a shit. ?359,304 unclaimed, made up to ?718,608 by Foulger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:30:10
  - Eye off the ball. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:36:21
  - what percentage does that represent (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:30:33
    - Wer err er. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:35:37
My wrath's gone all black again (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 25, 10:26:13
- I need some information. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:30:41
- oh, and now it's back. Carry on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 25, 10:26:41
- racist (n/m) (General Chat) - canary_fang_blenny, Jun 25, 10:26:39