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Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on June 25th 2009 at 12:05:01

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Who can remember things they learnt at school? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:40:40
- It is not possible to fly if you lift your coat up over your head (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 25, 12:41:56
- magic magic e, kit becomes kite, bit becomes bite with magic magic e (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:27:43
- I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:24:52
- Eye before Eee except when it's not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:16:17
- I had a great R.S teacher (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:08:44
  - That's the thing. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:14:04
    - Maybe it's not about recall (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 12:21:42
- Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:03:09
  - No it was... (General Chat) - Clare, Jun 25, 17:02:55
  - Asclepius. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:04:27
- stalaCtites and stalaGmites (ceiling and ground!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:02:54
  - tights hang down (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:05:17
  - stalactites hold on tight to the ceiling, whereas stalagmites might just one day grow that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:05:01
- Putting your hand in a packet of Scampi Fries (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 12:01:47
- i got told 12 years ago by a teacher that i would never forget 9182736 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 12:01:27
- Don't pull you jacket over your head in the projector room and dance in front of the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 12:01:14
- I can't translate a Latin phrase either, probably because I (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:58:10
- Putting 710 77345 in your calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:54:51
  - Calculator, at school!! - Blimey. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:58:54
    - Yes, this was after the WWII (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:59:44
      - Calculators weren't invented till 1975 - that's well after WW2 (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:04:21
        
        My mobile phone's a bit like that! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:05:19
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 12:06:51
        
        That's the one....retro! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:08:56
  - yes and ESSO OIL (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:55:07
    - And 5537 8008 (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:57:21
- I learnt that once Mr Saunders had done the register in CDT you could sneak out and smoke (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:53:27
- SOHCAHTOA !!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 11:52:57
  - Yeah, i remember SOHCAHTOA (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 12:00:52
  - Soggy Onions Have Caused All Humans To Obtain Aspirin (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:56:14
    - "poor old james is dead and gone, for he shall breathe no more... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:00:17
      - "One over two pye root L C.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:01:10
- Don't punch Philip Geatches in the plums as a joke. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 11:51:59
  - lol - Don't fight with Jason Moore because he will get his big brothers animal gang after (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:54:37
    - Jason Moore, Joey Payne, Ed Payne, Alan Wright are coming to get ya! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:56:37
  - Oxbow lakes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:52:36
    - I see your oxbow lakes and raise you a longshore drift. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:55:00
      - ahhhh, how a "spit" (as in blakeney, not as in roast!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 11:56:10
      - pingos and ognips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:55:53
- smoking is cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:50:58
- BODMAS (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:50:15
  - Silly old Harry, caught a herring, trawling off Australia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:52:06
    - I don't even remember mnemonics (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:53:34
- I was rubbish at School, no interest at all the only good things were (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 11:49:40
- minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay see (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 11:49:35
- Never go out with a girl who has big hands... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 11:49:03
- swearing (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:45:59
- All I remember is X plus 2 divided by A squared minus (y+y) equals (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 25, 11:44:59
  - Lx2 divided by O (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:52:37
- not much (unless you include the ability to read, write and use a calculator) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:44:49
- I can still give someone a good wedgie (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:42:16

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