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OFFICIAL SMS it's true (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 16:30:24
- Jeebus, no-one was expecting that. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 14, 16:35:24
- WHY?! (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 14, 16:32:32
- Haven't had mine yet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:32:18
- Fuck me sideways! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 14, 16:31:46
- Gunn gone (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 16:30:35
  - To Exeter to prepare the team? I wont believe it until AB says so. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 16:31:32
  - Club's a joke... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 16:31:16
    - Butterworth in charge (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 16:31:56
      - Fuck my old boots. It is true. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:33:04
      - What on fuck's name is going on here?? (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 14, 16:32:37
    - nah, not a chance in hell (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 14, 16:31:43
Pinkun know nothing about it - from thier twat: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:25:07
- Doubly so for them as they've just done all their pre-match quotes with him!? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 16:29:40
- well there's been no SMS yet... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 16:26:39
  - Nothing on the official shite (NCFC) - APB, Aug 14, 16:29:06
- surely they wouldn't sack him yet, lots of talk about Crook and Gunn bust ups (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:26:17
  - Capital canaries strike again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 14, 16:30:33
  - "lots"? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 16:27:59
    - lots of talk elsewhere too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 14, 16:32:19
Bryan Gunn fired by Norwich City (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 14, 16:22:24
- can u sit down please (NCFC) - ramsgatecabbie, Aug 14, 16:29:44
  - he is very accurate. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:31:01
  - Roflocerous. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:30:18
- Is that definitely from the Mirror website? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 14, 16:29:23
  - yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 14, 16:29:37
- well fuck my old boots. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:22:55
  - Had you not heard the news LOJ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 14, 16:23:46
    - well sort of, but I am confused.com. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:24:13
      - metoo.com (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:24:29
        
        it is definately the Mirror website. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:25:08
Bryan Gunn fired by Norwich City (NCFC) - Half Pint, Aug 14, 16:19:49
- I see it's written by Alan Nixon who is somewhat of a joke (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 14, 16:22:16
  - It's written as if to be read tomorrow. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:23:46
    - has someone set that up as a wind-up? (NCFC) - ede, Aug 14, 16:26:05
      - Seems a random time to have sacked him if true (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 14, 16:27:35
        
        Shows all the muddled thinking of the NCFC board? (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Aug 14, 16:29:37
      - Could be, dunno. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:27:04
        
        I don't believe it - signed Victor Meldew. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:28:30
        
        I don't think it';s a wind up, but equally, I don't think it's true. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:29:18
        
        yep I am off, que sera. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:30:19
        
        So if its not true, but its not a lie.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 14, 16:29:49
        
        Mistake. If you say something that isn't true, you don't have to be lying. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:31:40
        
        a stinky whistle. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 16:31:20
    - Seems real (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 14, 16:24:48
are the mirror on a wum (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 14, 16:18:26
- Doesn't immediately seem a hoax. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:20:38
  - ...very strange... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 14, 16:21:26
"Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 15:36:23
The NHS is a terrorist recruitment tool (P.S. Muslims Go Home) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 14:42:12
- The right really are pulling out all the stops on this one aren't they? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 14, 15:19:45
  - They are going to town. And, no doubt, being believed by millions. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 15:29:40
    - It's hilarious (General Chat) - Chester Drawers, Aug 14, 15:41:43
  - Gotta love the right going down the "this is tax payers money paying for this" (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 15:20:43
    - I notice they didn't grumble about the tax payers money that bailed out the banks... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 14, 15:29:01
      - Or the tax payers' money that paid for their mortgages? (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 14, 15:32:29
- What was "bureaucratic" about a couple of medics loading a SUV with gasoline... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 14:53:25
I'm trying to do a repair reinstallation of Windows XP (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 14:42:11
- sounds like you need to give your hard drive a good clean (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 14, 14:58:00
- How Do I Resolve a Stop 0?000000D1 Error Message in IASTOR.SYS...... (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 14:47:54
  - this may as well be in German (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 14:52:28
    - Can't you get into the bios on boot up like it suggests? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 15:00:19
      - To correct a wholly different problem? That would be mad! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 14, 15:15:48
        
        I'd find a Live CD for Ubuntu or similar. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:19:34
        
        I have no idea what that means (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 15:22:06
        
        Path (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:27:34
        
        + (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:41:31
        
        The key point I made earlier was Install Linux. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:42:59
        
        Here...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:30:57
        
        thanks much (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 15:37:19
        
        PS This is a serious suggestion and very simple to do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 15:20:15
        
        I made a linux penguin for someone the other day (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 15:22:04
        
        Tux (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 16:03:06
        
        I have no idea really, I got that off a forum (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 15:19:01
      - this may as we be in Welsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 15:02:46
        
        Think you press f2 on start up, or f8 just b4/whilst xp is loading (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 15:16:53
        
        yeah I can get into there but still that doesn't resolve anything (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 15:19:53
        
        All t cei i mewn i 'r bios acha lesewch i fyny cara awgryma? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 14, 15:03:57
        
        that's easy for you to say ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 15:12:56
  - ^^^ Pantsbot error redo from start. Pantsbot error redo from start. ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 14:50:36
- ask neo (n/m) (General Chat) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 14, 14:43:58
Does the assembled wisdom think (Other Football) - jayson blair, Aug 14, 14:26:54
- And the assembled wisdom (Other Football) - jayson blair, Aug 14, 14:36:34
  - can I do the indirect reply please? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Aug 14, 14:59:19
    - german sausage and gherkin sandwich followed by a meringue (Other Football) - Dave in France, Aug 14, 15:12:26
- Who gives a shit, they're overpaid Premiership tossers anyway n/m (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Aug 14, 14:29:55
- They have somewhat more of a proven record (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 14, 14:28:05
- Couldn't give a flying fuck (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 14, 14:27:29
  - Doubt their club managers do either (Other Football) - mr carra, Aug 14, 14:29:31
    - Did you see Wigan's chairman bleating on about it the other day (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 15:55:41
      - Dave Whelan's always been like that, to be fair, it's not a recent development. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 16:07:32
Check out the comments - lol (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 14, 12:13:43
- fabulous norks though- you could hang wet duffle coats off those bad boys. (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 14, 14:15:57
- "Wouldn't mind her wet front moving in." - winner. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 13:01:33
- the best one (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 14, 12:30:29
- "i luv dis lady im gonna find her & rip her close off and shove my dick right up her ass" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 12:27:45
  - pants, read the comments. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 14, 12:28:27
- do you think Chris Goreham got confused (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 14, 12:25:18
- I'dplant my thunderbolt in her deep depression and put her on a high! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 14, 12:25:08
- cant disagree with many of them tho! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 14, 12:23:54
- I've got a band of rain made for sweeping over her hills (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 12:23:54
- Fucking hell. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 12:20:26
- id love to butter her muffin,she is gorgeous (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 14, 12:20:15
  - She might be lactose intolerant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 12:29:06
    - like Leonard ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 13:11:54
- Good grief. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 14, 12:19:51
- Hubba Hubba (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 14, 12:18:25
Or you can call me El Duderino, if y'know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 11:27:04
- I hate the word 'dude' - it's shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 13:18:53
- I'm the Dude, that's what you call me (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 14, 11:40:02
  - That's just, like, your opinion, man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 14, 12:01:05
FAO: iFooners (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 13, 16:52:39
- Dunno. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 16:53:59
  - Cheers :-s (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 13, 17:00:32
    - Well, would you credit it. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 13, 17:03:00
      - Clide (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 13, 17:03:26
        
        Bonny. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 13, 17:05:59
        
        Wheel Ass (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 13, 17:11:29
I see that Southampton have a new ?1 million striker (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 13, 16:50:03
- have you been in a cave for the last month? (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 13, 16:51:04
  - prison (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 16:53:04
    - STD clinic (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 13, 16:55:41
      - both (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 13, 16:57:18
  - pretty much yes (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 13, 16:51:31
- Yep, farking rich. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 16:50:51
  - Oh good, I hope they paid off all their debts first (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 13, 16:51:57
    - Swiss BILLIONaire. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 16:53:18
      - haha (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 13, 17:05:17
  - swisskits (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 13, 16:51:26
I'm travelling back to Norfolk on Sunday morning, will the roads still be clogged up? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:40:40
- I do believe you haven't signed up to (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 15:58:34
  - whats it all about? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 13, 16:02:14
    - It's a countdown site (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 16:04:23
      - One from the top and any other five. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 16:05:28
        
        Maybe if I put tits on it more people would register... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 16:08:05
        
        Hurry up and get Tombs signed up to it then (General Chat) - pants, Aug 13, 16:22:24
        
        tits and a vadge (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 16:12:40
        
        tits, clump and some Nike footwear on special offer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 13, 16:19:09
        
        I need to ask Mavis for advice (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 16:20:24
- norfolk doesnt have roads, it has tracks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 15:53:12
  - To keep foreigners away (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 15:57:33
    - yes, should have been on your flip-chart! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 16:10:03
Forgive my ignorance but what is the "FCR" that people on here oft refer to? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:29:56
- theres something fishy about this thread (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 13, 15:47:03
  - Wahey!!! I caught a big ole fish yesty. There was a grouper us on the boat (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:49:44
    - 400 lbs! Mother! (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 15:53:10
      - mine was a measly 90 lbs or so (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 16:01:13
        
        Well, as they say, I wouldn't like it to swim up my arse. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 16:07:56
- F*cking C*nt Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 15:42:11
  - that was pantses (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 15:43:54
    - Oh shit - he up there! ^^^^ Quick, hide (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 15:44:48
- fortress carrow road. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 13, 15:41:22
  - booooo (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Aug 13, 16:24:54
  - All these boo's... i feel like theo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 13, 15:57:50
  - It has happened (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:46:00
  - hissss (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 13, 15:44:28
  - Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 15:43:18
  - Oh, Alan .... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 15:42:27
  - Booo! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 13, 15:42:00
  - Booooo (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 15:41:59
- Fanny Clinkers Revenge (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 15:40:35
- Fancy Clump Ringlets (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 15:37:01
- Felching causes rabies (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 15:36:40
  - Booo to the max (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:37:29
    - I thought his was (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 15:39:59
      - i can never remember if he was pro or anti roeder (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:41:49
- fucking crap reserves (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Aug 13, 15:35:56
- Forever catching rabies (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 13, 15:34:27
- frivolous cow ranges. (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 13, 15:31:29
  - do we know any frivolous cows? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:36:52
    - ... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 13, 15:39:10
      - arf (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 13, 15:40:33
Footballer Facebook Updates... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 15:11:45
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 13, 16:02:13
- Quality. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 13, 15:50:26
- Michael Theoklitos cannot believe he let in seven on his debut. omfg! (NCFC) - Cossey Posse, Aug 13, 15:36:15
  - Declan Rudd likes this (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Aug 13, 15:38:02
- love the Gerrard being being fit for the weekend one (NCFC) - pants, Aug 13, 15:30:20
  - Indeed - had a massive rant about that on email yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 15:44:58
    - gerrard = cunt who only turns up for qualifying games. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 15:54:41
- calling DNB41!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 15:24:23
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 15:20:34
- I LOVE that. I would LOVE IT even more, LOVE IT if there was a Keegen reference. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 15:20:11
- lol, class (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Aug 13, 15:19:26
- "Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 15:19:04
- Bless (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 13, 15:17:41
Bentley been done for drink-driving. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 14:37:13
- What an absolute cunt. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:54:02
  - He really is a horrible little chav git, send him down (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Aug 13, 14:55:31
- .............. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:51:51
  - Ha-ha. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 14:53:52
    - jesus that picture riles me (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 13, 15:01:07
      - Somebody did punch him in the face last month (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 13, 15:02:49
        
        I know, but it wasn't me dammit (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 13, 15:04:02
      - yup. And the more you look at it, the more hateful it gets (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 15:02:41
        
        did you find yourself gazing into his deep brown eyes? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 13, 15:05:21
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 15:03:59
- his apology statement (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:44:29
  - written by Miranda Nandacunnilingham (n/m) (Other Football) - Army Boy, Aug 13, 15:16:54
  - Immature and NSFW (Other Football) - APB, Aug 13, 15:00:45
- now how will SCC react to this? (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 13, 14:38:11
  - His cock and head will fall off (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 13, 14:42:47
  - if true (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 14:39:35
    - altho not good enough for Spurs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:59:55
      - Don't you mean Thpurs? (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 13, 15:01:27
sUNDERLAND Game live on Sky (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 14:02:55
- good stuff (NCFC) - jayson blair, Aug 13, 14:50:41
- Excellent only worry is that (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Aug 13, 14:16:02
  - dont worry....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 14:29:26
- That's good. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 14:10:00
- source? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 14:09:00
  - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 14:09:59
    - ta (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 14:10:53
- Does that mean more CASSSSHHHHH? (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 13, 14:08:02
  - i should thing they do it all by BACS payment nowadays (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:14:46
  - fungibility (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 14:08:30
- Brilliant. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:08:01
- Monday 24th August (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 14:06:51
- Fuck, I thought we had a chance of winning as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 14:05:53
  - it's going to be Sunderland's 3rd game in a week, so hopefully they'll be knackered (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:24:07
    - Crikey, that pic of FCR is yonks old (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 13, 14:28:27
  - ^^^^^^ on large amounts of drugs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 13, 14:07:50
- back from V-Fest, shower, then straight to pub, lovely (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 13, 14:04:55
- hopefully I will get to see it abroad. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 14:04:41
- really? fuck me - bad prediction of the day (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 14:04:15
  - if it's any consolation (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 13, 14:28:44
  - lol i didn't think it had a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 14:08:48
  - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 14:05:17
    - Its the whole Bruce vs the Canaries, friendly final thing that swung it... got to be. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 14:14:28
      - no, 'cos no-one ever remembers that Bruce used to play for us (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:16:19
        
        Maybe Bryan's reaction quotes reminded them and they thought... oooh, we'll do that on TV. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 14:17:48
- Oops - caps lock excitement (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 14:03:11
Golf and Egg Chasing 7s limpic events now. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 13:53:02
- 2016 for them 2 intut (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:43:15
  - That's a dude! That is a dude! (n/m) (Other Sports) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 15:22:25
  - What's Rob Brydon got to do with it (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 14:54:59
- do they have to have equivalents in the special? (Other Sports) - camcan, Aug 13, 14:29:45
- Should have gone for Darts and Snooker (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:17:27
  - and F1, and spitting. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Aug 13, 14:19:01
    - and backgammon (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:21:11
      - Monkball (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 14:23:09
        
        What the fuck is Monkball? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:28:44
        
        You don't want to know. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 14:31:31
        
        and British Bulldog. We might actually win that. Thinking out it, (Other Sports) - tudders, Aug 13, 14:28:21
        
        or... (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 14:33:33
- the limpics is all shit (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 13, 14:08:50
- shoulda been squash (n/m) (Other Sports) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 13, 14:06:18
- oh, and golf shouldn't be in the limpics either (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:04:47
  - totlaly agree Trickster (Other Sports) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 13, 14:12:39
- Golf! (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:01:53
  - Squash got the thumbs down. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 14:06:09
    - That's a really shit decision. (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:11:44
      - lol. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 14:15:21
- Eggchasing Sevens is BRILLIANT, and I can't stand regular eggchasing. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:00:42
  - It's horrible to play (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:08:11
    - That's what I like about it - it's absolutely relentless, ridiculously violent (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:11:24
  - it isn't brilliant at all, it's shit. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:02:37
    - Well I make no claim about it's validity in the quadannual doping championships (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:06:52
    - spot on (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 14:02:53
- 7s is good. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 14:00:38
  - lovely old sevens (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:07:18
- Golf??????????? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 13:54:00
  - It'll be rubbish, just like the tennis. Pitched just after the USPGA as well. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 13:56:02
    - Golf is rubbish anyway (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 13:57:58
      - golf is for cunts (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 13, 13:58:59
        
        Weren't some stupid twats trying to get Poker in? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:18:07
        
        appears so (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:22:55
        
        (some of the comment on that site appear slightly tangential to the matter at hand (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 14:24:57
        
        That's what happens when Mavis goes wrong (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 13, 14:34:34
        
        mug (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 13, 14:08:30
I'm going to see Elbows and U2 at Wembley tomorrow. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:35:35
- I like Achtung Baby and Zooropa era U2 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 13:58:25
  - It's all 'You like a picture, I don't' et unt. Music snobbery is rife. I love all music (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 14:04:58
- I love Elbows right off. Here's a bit of name-dropping for you. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 13, 13:48:14
- all this slagging of U2 (with which I agree, obviously) - but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 13:45:22
  - Yes they are a bit - I've struggled to see their appeal to be honest (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 13:54:32
    - fashion is out of fashion, hated it when Bonoprick said that. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 13:59:14
- Mrs KC is going with her pals (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 13, 13:30:39
- That Bono is a pompous twat and U2 are rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 12:59:51
  - He's the little twat with a big heart (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 13, 13:45:56
  - ok. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:07:36
    - No-one does pomposity quite like Bono (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 13:13:03
      - I use to fancy Dana & Baccara must have been about the same time. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 13:17:37
      - True dat. haha - so did I. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:16:56
        
        She's an MEP. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 13:20:18
        
        She's got aluminium teeth. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:27:03
  - correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 13:03:47
- After Elbow you can pop along and enjoy some of me DJing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 12:48:23
  - Red Lion? What time til'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:57:12
    - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 12:58:50
      - Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 13:06:07
        
        Post or pre- Wang Dang Doodles. Not that we'll have time I doubt. Heading back on Saturday (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:09:42
  - Doubt he does (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 13, 12:50:26
    - You're not him though... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 12:52:38
- Ask Bono about his carbon footprint (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 12:48:07
- Poor you. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 13, 12:45:28
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 12:45:41
- What about, right, say U2 wanted to be O2 but only had a knee instead of an elbow (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:40:06
- I loved U2 when they first came out The Boy album was good, just don't (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:37:46
  - I'm not a huge fan I must admit. mrs mbk is and got the tickets. I like Elbow though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:38:28
    - still be good whatever, concerts take you to places you don't expect to go, I (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:41:53
      - ^^^ never been to see The Pigeon Detectives (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 12:44:38
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:46:48
    - I quite like Angel of Harlem. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 12:40:08
    - I wouldn't know them from Arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:39:11
- Have you got your tickets or are you waiting like the mongette on the EEN site ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:36:56
  - Got the tickets. Train strike tomorrow - brill. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:37:20
What about, right, say you had just come back from fishing at Elsing Pits and were in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:21:17
- Depends (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 13, 12:40:45
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 12:40:30
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:43:00
    - but that'd normally get a good, (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 12:46:29
      - There is no b. It's d and x (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:47:03
- Debit card/milky wappers (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 12:31:53
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:36:05
- I'd do the cock-slap-tummy dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:30:07
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:34:44
    - wappers then (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:35:27
      - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:35:51
- I'd want to shout. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 12:27:28
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:29:14
    - I do know that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 12:33:50
- "Pull your fucking trousers up!" because that really real vexes me off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 12:23:36
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:24:00
WTF? (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 11:24:28
- I really hope that that was written by a 15 year old (NCFC) - scruffy, Aug 13, 13:58:11
- Sometimes that sort of thing can work (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Aug 13, 11:50:33
  - Smoke me a kipper. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 13, 11:57:41
- Boring old farts. Not the greatest 'comedy' piece ever written, but it tries hard, (NCFC) - megson, Aug 13, 11:50:10
- Are they trying to make a point? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 11:38:13
  - Going by what else I've seen on there, it's about representative. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 11:46:26
  - but this is the site that gave Selwyn an award (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 13, 11:39:31
  - Bit weird int it. I find Lakey's stuff readable and to the point. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 11:39:28
- Had just finished reading that when I clicked over to the Wrath tab (NCFC) - mr chimp, Aug 13, 11:34:49
  - You finished it? (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 11:36:02
    - I actually it was going to point out that they were one and the same person (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Aug 13, 12:35:54
    - Switched off at the word "K-PAX". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 11:41:36
- 0/10 (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 11:26:31
  - I thought IED was writing for a paper in Reading (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 13, 11:32:00
    - Is he? Which one? Is he a trainee? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 11:33:41
      - no he's off to journalism school next term (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 13, 11:38:46
        
        writing in reading, eh ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:31:18
        
        Is he paying his own way through journalism school? (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 11:40:37
        
        And he's going for broadcast media, not just writing, so even more niche. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 11:44:08
African Proverb of the day: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 09:43:28
- NCFC proverb of the day....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 13, 10:06:32
- what did he do after he caught it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 09:44:01
  - rode it like a horse (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 09:52:24
  - Eated it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:47:50
    - I've eaten Zebra (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 10:23:33
Get a full house v Sunderland then it could be worth quite a bit (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:27:03
- Anlwick would probably be more like 1million, sadly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 13, 09:33:20
  - He joined Spurs for 900k (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:39:40
    - Even before Theo's nightmare the other day, I was still shocked he started (NCFC) - pants, Aug 13, 11:01:47
      - Well I think this comes down to the fact that worryingly Theoklitos (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 11:09:52
        
        Number one target to be Number 1. Grant Holt was number one target overall. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 11:31:03
        
        Not quite sure that's what Gunny said (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 11:33:01
    - Except, of course, now they know we desperately need a good goalkeeper (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 10:25:36
      - suspect they also know that we're skint though (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 13, 10:30:39
      - Yes but how did I start this post? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 10:29:29
    - Possibly yes. See how he progresses v Exeter/Brentford/Wycombe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 13, 09:53:06
- First interesting cup draw for a while (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 09:30:50
  - first 'big' home draw in a cup for years (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:40:39
    - 3 years? - West Ham in the FA Cup was the last time (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:41:44
      - wonder if we'll have to wave a scan around this time? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 13, 10:57:18
- *buy (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:27:26
  - Really? Assumed he's command a much bigger fee than that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:31:29
    - Just seen he's actually with us for 3 months...no need to panic quite yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:43:50
      - Yep, I'd have assumed it was insurance for them to see if he actually plays. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 09:56:50
        
        they can't let him stay longer can they? Without selling him? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 09:59:51
        
        You can't extend them, but you can do another one! (Remeber Lita? Grounds?) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 10:04:32
        
        Lita was a 1 month that became 2 and then a maximum of 3 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 10:23:18
        
        Nope, I think you have nailed it there. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 10:24:59
        
        Rudd... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 10:28:02
        
        Thorough stuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 13, 10:24:30
        
        I thought a 3 can become a season? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 10:01:42
        
        the fact they let us play him in the cup says to me that they want rid (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 09:58:48
        
        Does sort of suggest that, doesn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:59:56
    - he'd (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:32:16
Ukraine's Got Talent (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:05:40
- Apparently not... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 09:27:10
- That is brilliant. Not quite sure about Metallica at the end (General Chat) - CPP, Aug 13, 09:20:55
Fuckanory - int Rooney a firken baldy for a young'un? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 20:38:03
- He needs to start cultivating a comb over I think (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 12, 20:59:04
- ^^^ Massivegreatbigpotkettleface (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 20:58:08
  - but you int a young'un (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 21:26:01
Clint Mansell from Pop Will Eat Itself composed the theme tune to Soccer Saturday on SSN (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:41:43
- And he did the soundtrack to The Wrestler fillum. Quality that. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Aug 12, 19:01:46
- Sample it, loop it, fuck it and eat it! (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 17:34:23
  - I thought you were a youngster... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 17:37:55
    - Lordy no. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 17:40:27
    - You're all youngsters (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 12, 17:40:14
      - So right, just how how old are you Cbeebies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 17:42:39
        
        Born 1 year before Lizzy became Queen (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 12, 17:45:35
        
        Erm, not too good at this sort of thing so 1951(ish)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 17:47:57
        
        Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 12, 17:50:15
  - Ageing Pogoing Baldie (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 17:36:48
    - All my hair is intact, thank you very much. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 17:39:34
      - So's mine... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 17:41:59
        
        is, actually, but signs of salt and pepperness appearing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 17:46:25
- Well fuck me ragged, I hope ole Clint gets his royalty cheques ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 17:01:38
- he also wrote the lyrics...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 16:47:14
  - Eggsactly. Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:50:33
    - ...and........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 16:53:25
      - and the terrible... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 12, 16:56:01
        
        Technically these songs were written by Vestan Pance.. (General Chat) - BITSA, Aug 12, 17:01:14
Moon trailer (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 15:59:59
- "Brainy and thoughtful" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 16:11:42
- Fuck my old boots, I didn't know it was a Clint Mansell soundtrack. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:05:59
  - Requiem for a Dream is a fantastic soundtrack and great (if disturbing) film (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 12, 16:37:43
    - I haven't seen either, but I've got both soundtracks. See above ^^^ (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:42:35
      - Download or rent Requiem For A Dream - it's brutal! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 12, 17:03:32
        
        You just like the ass to ass bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 17:49:36
        
        haha (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 12, 20:04:17
  - him from PWEI? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 16:08:34
    - Yepsickles (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 12, 16:12:13
    - Yeah, same feller. Works in Hollywood these days doing filum scores. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:10:50
    - Aye. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 16:10:42
FAO DoY:I've still not received an email from your mystery website thang-is it working OK? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 15:55:42
- I don't think you will until the countdown is done.... (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 12, 16:03:25
- Keep up, dipstick. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:56:13
  - Up your bum spunk breath (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 15:59:41
Anyone suffering with delusions of significance? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:21:33
- i thought i'd replied to this ^^^ (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 15:58:51
  - Nope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:06:40
    - hey ho, were the links from a Prof Cox twat? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 16:16:55
      - Stephen Fry's twat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 16:19:39
        
        ah, ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 16:34:19
- those links made my computer go all funny. Bad AB. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 15:34:20
  - Yes. I couldn't close the second one and my head nearly fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 12, 15:36:44
  - Oh. Bear with me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:35:34
    - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:36:27
- Where's the moon?! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 12, 15:23:34
  - Up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:37:00
  - Wait till it gets dark and then look up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 15:23:46
Anyone seen "Moon" yet. Was maybe going tonight. I like sci fi etc etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:47:26
- It's brilliant. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. (General Chat) - mr chimp, Aug 12, 15:23:18
  - cheers. I have am going with Andy Murray a 8pm with popcorn and soda. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 15:54:24
  - Haven't seen it yet, but I really fancy it. Did worry, when I was watching the trailer, t (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 15:38:26
    - Not at all. But go in expecting that for a reet surpeese (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Aug 12, 16:24:26
- Wait till it gets dark and then look up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 14:48:47
I hope all non rebate givers joined me in not (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 14:11:02
- The club should publish an alternative league table for the rebate-claimers (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 14:17:10
  - Oh, like last year when we pretended that Curo never went to Barnsley... (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 12, 15:01:52
  - Fungibility (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Aug 12, 14:29:11
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 14:40:58
  - I think the wrath can manage that. So far, we're still in the cup. Bad news though... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:18:37
- They fibbed about the rebate (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Aug 12, 14:13:24
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 14:14:09
Bunch of poofs. (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:43:13
- Is it homophobic abuse to call a player a fairy or poof for pulling out of a tackle? (Other Football) - Ben, Aug 12, 13:59:09
- The guy in the picture has really nice, strong legs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sir Thomas, Aug 12, 13:49:59
- Why just football? (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 12, 13:46:50
  - rugbyers do seem to like sticking things up each others bums though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 12, 14:28:01
  - rugbyers do seem to like sticking things up each others bums though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 12, 14:27:48
  - Exactly. Andy Murray is a bender. No doubt. Tennis is a fags game. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:51:12
    - have you not seen his bird? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 13:53:05
      - She's a lady boy with 2 cocks. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:06:42
      - Not exactly stunning is she ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:56:14
        
        shut up (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 13:59:29
        
        pwoar! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 12, 14:01:57
        
        Now tell us what you reckon to the one on the right! hohohohohoho (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:02:31
        
        I'm not a fan of bon jovi (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 12, 14:02:58
        
        Irrelevant. She's cute. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:05:42
        
        Now that is a much better pic. A little smasher she is. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:01:53
        
        yep i'd certainly like to smasher (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 14:03:51
        
        Horsey! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 14:00:19
        
        That's not a great pic though, catching her on a grimmace. I think she's a little smasher (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:59:22
        
        no tits. Horsey and posh. Not even a 6 pinter. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:07:49
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 12, 14:14:13
        
        Why do people make such ludicrous comments? (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 12, 14:11:45
        
        One makes ludicrous comments becuase its WOTB. Since when does common (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:18:19
        
        True... (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 12, 14:21:58
        
        Good grief, do you ever laid with those standards? (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:11:13
        
        yes and no. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:19:47
        
        No when you stick by them, yes when you've sniffed that first pint. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:22:55
        
        1 point to sheffieldcanary. Thats you in the lead now with 2. (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 14:35:59
  - All cricketers are bent though. Goes without saying. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:47:39
    - Probably more rugbyers - all that mauling and scrumming (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 12, 13:48:29
      - Yep, and the buggering is a dead givaway too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:48:59
- Seriously though (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:46:17
  - I think one of these two might be though I am not sure which? (Other Football) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 12, 13:58:47
  - Shackell is gayer! (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Aug 12, 13:57:10
    - You're a shame. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 14:03:15
  - didn't Andy Johnson come out or was it just a rumour off of here? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:49:31
  - Can't think of one. Isn't there an openly gay yank games player? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:48:24
    - I suppose being gay would be an advantage for playing yank games. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 14:02:12
    - I think it was on retiring? (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 12, 13:49:30
      - John Amaechi... ex-NBA basketballer, was British. Came out after retirement (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:52:54
        
        That'll be it then. Hardly counts. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:56:29
- Rubbish article. There are plenty of queers in the game. Ashton. Beckham. Haynes etc etc (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:46:05
Carling Cup draw... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:29:08
- I which pleb on twatter will pretend to know who we've got (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 12, 13:35:07
  - @pantstwat (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:37:12
    - bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 13:38:49
      - shed7 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:39:13
        
        you knocked me off my feet, and i fell face first on the concrete. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:46:22
        
        1 point to sheffieldcanary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:51:59
  - Draw's live on SSN this evo innit so if you listen to anything else you're a mug (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:36:48
  - colney spy would know, he would have seen the draw at Colney. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:36:42
- i hate games in the north west.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:31:45
  - Well, I live their so its prefereable to me! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:38:40
  - Little Frank (NCFC) - pants, Aug 12, 13:37:20
    - Chap at work here had his photo taken with Frank the other week. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:44:22
      - must be a northern thing. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 14:40:46
        
        Is this message available in English? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 12, 14:50:51
    - i never found frank sidebottom funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:41:52
      - Doesn't surprise me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 12, 13:42:31
        
        well he's no "jim davidson!" (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 14:21:51
  - bbc weather just now (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 13:32:53
  - would prefer.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:32:28
    - Why not just wait til May 1st (last away game?) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:38:11
      - looking forward to that..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:40:51
What about, right, say you had just done a fuck and and a fat window cleaner up a ladder (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:15:09
- Get them to push the dunky. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 14:18:22
- Cock-tummy dance. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:36:25
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:37:01
    - So is it OK to do a slapless cock-tummy dance then ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:40:21
      - Well, no, not really but as it's almost impossible I thought I'd let that one go. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:44:01
        
        Not if you've got a tiny little ex-pat winky (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:53:55
- rofl - why couldn't you have posted that after the football Saturday you may (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:33:14
  - Have you recovered? Keeping your ST? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:35:33
    - just about I have never been madder, I miss the Wycombe game any way due to (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:38:21
      - I'm missing that one too ... and Walsall, Huddersfield and Millwall. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:42:39
        
        lol - lucky you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:44:59
- get my lover to open the window and push the dunky in his eye (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 13:25:53
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:26:38
    - What does he or she use to push the dunky? Does it matter? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 13:32:40
      - A Pushing Broom (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:38:57
      - Her ring finger. And, no, it doesn't matter. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:34:40
        
        Phew. Push the dunky to the left hand side? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 13:35:28
        
        That question is irrelevant and you only have an hour left to submit a valid answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:38:10
- Dump in the back of his van. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:24:32
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:26:22
    - May I attempt another ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:29:27
      - Please, do. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:29:58
        
        cocktummy slapdance on the nose of a Sibierski (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:31:23
        
        Unfortunately, you have, once again, answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:32:03
- Depends. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:22:33
  - and shallow ends (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:22:58
    - and bell ends (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:24:00
      - shallow ends and bell ends (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:24:54
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:26:01
    - dont get the bends (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:23:23
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:22:56
    - cocktummy slapdance then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:25:51
      - Good (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:27:09
- I will answer incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:21:47
  - shame on you, shame, shame, murmur, murmur (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:22:20
- I' bequeeth his vag by plopping my cock onto his rag before smiling inanely chanting.. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:18:19
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:20:23
- Get my lover to open a window and push the dunky in his eye! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 13:18:07
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:21:51
    - thats just "gay!", at least my answer was "butch!" (shut up pants!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:22:56
      - It's an 'either-or' situation Chelts. Unfortunately protocol dictates that making up an (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:25:25
        
        oh, in that case we cant have THAT, can we?! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:31:00
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:31:29
- our window cleaner's not allowed up a ladder cos of 'elf 'n' safety (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 13:17:47
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:19:59
- I'd do another fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:17:46
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:19:46
  - My, you have gone native haven't you! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:19:46
    - its all that blow... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:24:25
- Cocktummy slapdance. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:16:33
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:21:33
Bloody hell - Hartson lost 4 stone in three weeks... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 12:45:16
- Yep, that's the "C-Plan" cancer diet for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:37:37
  - internetcrumbsthatsabittooclosetohomeand tooneartheboneface (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:41:16
    - It's what my cousin calls his cancer-related drastic weight-loss. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:43:16
      - I think you're on blackirishspastic territory. Down with censorship etc. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:55:34
- Hospital food (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:00:26
  - TBF. Hospital Food is ok these days, but depends which one you are in. (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:06:27
    - Rotherham General used to have a Burger King franchise in it on the ground floor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:42:22
      - Addenbrooks has a BK and a PH (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:45:00
        
        i don't think it's a Pizza Hut anymore, BK is still there though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 14:25:38
        
        My jaw has only just undropped. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:46:22
- he will soon put that back on .. (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 12, 12:48:50
- big balls... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 12:48:01
Oh yes! (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 12:02:14
- *A* cider a day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 12:11:50
  - haha, I only drink fri and sat anyway :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:02:49
    - Weekend Warrior (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:03:01
  - one cider, but of what size would this glass of cider be? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 12:27:28
come on norway (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 11:26:58
- agreed. fuck the scotch bar stewards and fuck andy murry in goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 11:28:50
  - Blackpool is full of the fat fried-Mars-Bar eating fuckers all summer. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 12, 11:39:11
    - to be fair, Blackpool is full of ALL fat fried mars-bar eating fuckers ALL YEAR. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 12:42:39
      - ^^^ Correcto. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:39:06
how many.... (General Chat) - firjam, Aug 12, 11:14:46
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 12:11:09
- 699 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 11:19:16
- Where the fuck is Yeovil anyway ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 11:15:31
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 11:18:53
  - Somerset. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 11:16:53
  - West Country. Tinpot club league one club with no hope and a crap manager. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 11:16:08
    - known for it's giant killing cup wins :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 11:23:02
      - Yes but what club in their right mind would employee a marketing executive as team boss. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 11:33:42
        
        Yes, but what club in their right mind would think a goalkeeper knows how to be a marketin (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 11:40:59
      - Famous only for Westland Rofflecopters and Paddy Pants-Down (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 11:27:11
        
        and Yeo Valley yogurts (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 12, 11:35:28
        
        great yogurts (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 12, 11:47:16
The ancient Greek philosopher Anaxagoras was the first man to explain how eclipses, meteor (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:06:04
- There's meant to be a meteor shower tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 12, 10:25:38
  - Me and my sons are a bit geeky skywatchers, we saw some good ones last night but was a bit (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 10:43:00
    - Very clear night tonight over Norfolk, according to the Beeb (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 10:48:38
      - hurrah the first one for a few days, I have still never seen anything (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 10:49:58
        
        pretend you're an aussie goalkeeper (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 12, 11:31:42
        
        The truth is out there! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 10:51:57
    - I'll get my telescope out for the lads then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Aug 12, 10:45:12
      - dirty boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 10:48:20
  - Wasn't there meant to be one on Monday night and then again last night? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 12, 10:31:35
  - Perseids - around the 12th Aug every year. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:30:55
  - Persids, been going on for a few nights already (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:29:45
    - twit #meteorwatch (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 12, 10:43:21
    - Yep, the peak is usually the 12th (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:36:29
    - Yeah (General Chat) - Small, Aug 12, 10:32:04
    - *Perseids* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:30:22
      - I believe Perseids are particles of dust from a comet's tail. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Aug 12, 10:42:18
Three things duckies... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:22:30
- 1. Has anyone had a wank up there yet (NCFC) - Small, Aug 12, 09:36:19
  - DoY came near to having a wank for Norwich I believe... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:37:41
    - "Have a wank! Wank for Norwich!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:53:16
- Cheers - have got it at home (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 09:33:17
  - Before I register what is the website about please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:35:02
    - That would be spoiling the surprise (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 09:41:00
      - your thank you box could look nicer (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 12, 09:43:38
        
        The whole thing could look nicer! (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 10:20:21
    - you will find out in 26 days! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 09:40:36
      - Sod it - I've registered... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:41:14
        
        All you should get is an email telling you (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 10:32:55
        
        Do you get Mavis in your inbox? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 12, 10:37:05
        
        Mavis is launching the campaign for us (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 12, 10:41:23
        
        ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 09:41:42
        
        Beth (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:42:07
        
        Orton (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 09:55:57
        
        Joe (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 10:06:55
        
        Adam (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 10:07:32
        
        Drury (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 10:11:35
        
        Dreary (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 10:17:03
Updates from Sports Desk Pete were great last night (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 08:45:01
- His facts are good but his opinions are rubbish. (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Aug 12, 09:51:03
  - ^^^ S'truth. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:52:40
    - Yeah - michael j fox was much better when he did it (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 10:04:54
- I think it is a great service but the reports on their suggested we were pretty shit (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 12, 09:21:20
  - Agreed. I don't know what to believe! Pinkun suggest Doc, Askou, Gill all very shaky. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 09:22:46
    - trust NOTHING remotely related to that message board. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 12, 09:46:40
      - Er, I'm referring to the otherwise excellent PinkUn live-text commentary (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 10:03:35
Possibly only slightly more accurate than Chris Fakey, but ColneySpy says.... (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 11, 16:14:35
- Of course you do have to remember that ColneySpy is a renowned horseshit artiste. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 16:41:00
  - I saw loads of responses to this and thought I was maybe thinking of someone else (NCFC) - pants, Aug 11, 16:44:16
    - Yeah, it's the one that told us about the Hucks Consortium. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 16:45:48
    - Yeah that's his main modus operandi. He also pretends to go to training. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:45:25
      - so he's a player then? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 11, 16:52:06
        
        arf. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:54:07
- SO he drops the better ones and keeps the worse ones in? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 11, 16:35:30
  - Its clearly bollocks... where has he just seen training? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:36:49
- Thing is... as much as I've loved the speculation.... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:32:33
- If it is the case then sounds like Mr Crook is pulling the strings tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:29:48
  - Thought they'd had a big falling out? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:34:03
    - Exactly..maybe toys thrown out of pram and its a case of go on then you do better? (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:36:44
      - So where did these rumours come from? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:38:23
        
        Pink un message board (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:42:17
        
        So, my guess is that it just didn't happen. There may have been some gesticulating... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:44:45
        
        Prob right..imagine there is certain amount of one upmanship at most clubs (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:48:54
        
        Well, Sweeper is me nodding back to those days. No-one else has proposed it... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:50:57
- I really hope that this is wrong other wise it really is all going to go wrong for Gunn (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 11, 16:27:19
  - Pre-season they've played both ways (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Aug 11, 16:33:05
    - Having not seen the games...I'm not sure I am right but wasn't only wigan that was 3-5-2? (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 11, 16:36:24
      - no. that was 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 16:39:49
    - Interesting. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:33:38
  - all you're doing is asking Semi to do what he does now, but with a spare centre back... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:29:15
    - So he will be neither forward or defending all night which will mean Doc will play RB (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 11, 16:33:51
      - A free role for Wes is not a 4-5-1. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:36:07
        
        Don't Think We have the Complimentary Players (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Aug 11, 16:40:31
        
        I dont think he deserves a free role, Had about 3 good games last year (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 11, 16:44:52
        
        Appears We are Making the same mistake we did with Huckerby. (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Aug 11, 16:48:45
        
        yup I appear to have lost a player there somewhere but he is hiding in midfield somewhere (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 11, 16:40:07
- So the only one of the back 5 from Saturday dropped is Drury? (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 16:22:43
  - Lappin is a better wingback. Drury has been out of competitive action for aaages. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:24:05
- Wingbacks? OoooOOOOooooh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 16:22:33
  - Yep but it is the only safe way I can think to get the best of Hoolahan. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:23:27
- Oh f**k not Nelson again? (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:22:28
- 5-3-2? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 11, 16:16:13
  - Looks like they've been listening to me!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:19:29
  - can't work it out at all (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 11, 16:18:41
    - Nah its a proper 3-4-1-2 with wingback a sweeper and hooly in the hole (IF TRUE) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:22:21
      - Nelson sweeper?..shit the roof. more likely the Danish lad I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 11, 16:26:04
      - Sweeper? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 11, 16:24:41
        
        I see Spillane in the Culverhouse role. Basically right-sided centre back... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:28:21
Have you noticed, when you wear jeans, If you get the end of something (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 16:11:45
- Sometimes I like to whack my bollocks with a cucumber (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Aug 11, 16:13:26
- ^^^ Don't get involved with the thread. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 16:13:11
- Not just jeans, I find. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Aug 11, 16:12:53
Lakey's just twatted (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 11, 15:03:42
- I thought Wiggins was injured (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Aug 11, 15:33:18
  - I see someone else is using a second account as a wind up. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:35:37
- A different Twat here says a similar thing (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 15:24:29
  - Someone else is following the wrong Chris Lakey (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:27:54
    - So it seems. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 15:31:33
      - Lakey has reported that there is a fake doing the rounds and he's not happy. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:34:32
        
        Beat me by a few seconds. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 15:36:18
        
        Another Pronto Bulletin (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:42:12
        
        I don't mind. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 15:47:30
      - Yes... think he's got MFW_rickw (for the site) and MrRickWaghorn (for numedialuvvystuff) (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:33:40
        
        And now I've read KDDD's link to Lakey's article below (NCFC) - APB, Aug 11, 15:35:40
- oh dear... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 15:24:26
- Nope. However someone else has twatted "Cureton to start, Wes left out." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 15:19:38
  - He shoots, he scores. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 11, 15:23:53
  - Very likely. If Cody's fit I'd be surprised if he didn't start. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:21:35
- just seen the site (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 11, 15:16:23
  - alright, i only read the top line (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 11, 15:17:26
    - Well, delete that one and get www.twitter.com/edpchrislakey (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:19:00
- Apparently, according to the oink, that's not the real Lakey Twatter. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 11, 15:07:44
  - now you mention it.... (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 11, 15:10:18
  - there are two (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 11, 15:10:03
    - Really? Thinking back, that explains a couple of things. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 11, 15:18:13
      - seems a bizarre choice to fake (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 11, 15:19:30
        
        Now I know why it was confusing me... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 11, 15:22:57
        
        Real Lakey is not amused by Faux Lakey (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 15:22:43
        
        I don't understand why anyone would fake anyone on twitter. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:22:07
        
        Have you not seen some of the wind ups on here? Same sort of thing (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 11, 16:00:30
        
        I know what you're doing Bristol Graham... you're rumbled! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 16:02:56
        
        well he is a bit like alan partridge (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 11, 15:20:21
  - Nothing on here so probably right... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:09:14
- Hoolahan is being sold. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 11, 15:06:21
  - Wouldn't surprise me (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 11, 15:10:36
    - The only reason he is not playing... (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 11, 15:19:10
      - Its a windup (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:19:44
  - yep good riddance (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 11, 15:07:32
  - Wouldn' (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 11, 15:07:32
  - Ketchup? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:06:38
- can wiggins play Left Midfield? (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Aug 11, 15:05:25
  - Must be the plan. He did say he liked to attack. Going solid 4-4-2... cool. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:06:07
- So did OTJ get dropped from Wales squad? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:05:06
  - Oh, must be conker imitating Lakey then... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 11, 15:12:37
    - dreadful wind up if so - ban him! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 11, 15:13:27
  - Hmmmm... this link thinks he's in Montenegro (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:08:14
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 11, 15:09:52
"Three, if you include Angular Square ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 14:15:09
- I enjoyed that (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 14:21:58
  - THe gay heckler in the red skirt has been really doing my head in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 14:23:51
- "Have a wank! Wank for Norwich!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 14:18:55
  - Oh god - you could hear that could you... (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:29:48
    - well done! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 11, 14:38:58
      - thank you...(looking forward to SiH's scathing verdict...) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:45:59
        
        I thought it was crap (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 14:49:46
        
        and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 14:53:08
        
        Cheers (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:53:07
        
        Delivery reminded me of andrew collins (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 14:49:25
        
        Someone described it as laconic... (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:55:03
    - They adjusted the sound after about 20 minutes and turned the hecklers up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 14:31:38
      - Haha - he was funny (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:37:10
    - yeah (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 14:30:48
      - That was the must-do work bit... (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 11, 14:38:32
        
        i'm going to watch it later with sound (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 14:58:48
Commentary tonight... how am I going to get audio comm of our match, in Manchester? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:14:53
- Suggestions? With it being Cup will the Radio Norfolk online stream NOT be blocked? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:51:34
  - Entirely possible. However, are league cup rights bundled up with the rest of the league (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 14:58:22
    - Hmmm. I'll have to do that pinkun text thing wont I. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:01:36
      - It's quite good, that, actually. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 15:20:46
        
        Indeed, thought it was very good for Crystal Palace... BUT (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 15:24:00
- Suggestions? People were suggesting there was no DRM on the CWorld? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:50:43
- are we playing in Manchester , thought we were playing Yeovil (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 11, 14:26:48
  - We're playing in Yeovil. I live in Manchester so can't tune my radio to Norfolk. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:30:33
    - You are Manchestercanary and I claim my ?5! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Aug 11, 14:32:07
      - so are you going to Woevil (copyright DoY) tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 11, 14:47:12
      - No. I'm sheffieldcanary... one day I might change it to avoid confusion though. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:33:48
        
        you've certainly made me confused (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 11, 14:46:41
        
        God no, I'd love to harass him and update you all on his progress! I moved 2 years ago. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 14:49:20
Best reult tonight? (NCFC) - Riverking, Aug 11, 12:02:06
- Great minds... (NCFC) - King, Aug 11, 12:16:31
- Best result? 0-4. Theokiltos scores from his own area with his first kick of the game (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 12:10:50
  - I do think we need Grant to get the monkey off his back ASAP. Cody can settle for 2. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 12:11:57
    - same goes for Martin if he should be picked (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 12:14:36
      - Too true! But he did bag two against Wigan recently so not such an issue. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 12:17:28
- Win on pens (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 11, 12:08:13
- 2 nil. Ideally get Holt to score 1, don't want it hanging over him too long. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 12:05:06
  - Lose 8-1 with Cody scoring, just so we don't dwell on Saturday's result too long (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 12:05:54
- Regardless of Sat I prefer to get knocked out (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 11, 12:04:20
  - We need a good win tonight or else it just gets more messy (n/m) (NCFC) - billybunting, Aug 11, 12:13:34
  - Only on penalties will do. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 11, 12:06:27
- or 7-0? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 11, 12:03:39
Can you get your five a day from dried fruit? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 11:37:10
- Yes, but you'd shit for England. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 11:45:49
- Just dont go for the sugar sweetened stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 11, 11:45:47
- yes (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 11, 11:41:05
What odds are we on Betfair to Win the League or Go up? (Betting) - Brandonio, Aug 11, 11:11:53
- 14.5 to win the league, 3.75 to be promoted. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 11:15:43
  - Ta - odds have doubled - nice! (n/m) (Betting) - Brandonio, Aug 11, 11:19:23
- Betfair is banned at work so I can't look it up! (n/m) (Betting) - Brandonio, Aug 11, 11:12:16