What about, right, say you had just done a f**k and and a fat window cleaner up a ladder

knocked on your window with his gloved left hand shouting "I've missed a bit you ponce!" Would you get your lover to open the window and push the dunky in his eye or would you run down the stairs, outside round the back and do the cock-tummy-slap dance near his van?

mmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 12th 2009 at 13:15:09

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What about, right, say you had just done a fuck and and a fat window cleaner up a ladder (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:15:09
- Get them to push the dunky. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 14:18:22
- Cock-tummy dance. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 13:36:25
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:37:01
    - So is it OK to do a slapless cock-tummy dance then ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:40:21
      - Well, no, not really but as it's almost impossible I thought I'd let that one go. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:44:01
        
        Not if you've got a tiny little ex-pat winky (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:53:55
- rofl - why couldn't you have posted that after the football Saturday you may (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:33:14
  - Have you recovered? Keeping your ST? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:35:33
    - just about I have never been madder, I miss the Wycombe game any way due to (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:38:21
      - I'm missing that one too ... and Walsall, Huddersfield and Millwall. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:42:39
        
        lol - lucky you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 12, 13:44:59
- get my lover to open the window and push the dunky in his eye (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 13:25:53
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:26:38
    - What does he or she use to push the dunky? Does it matter? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 13:32:40
      - A Pushing Broom (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:38:57
      - Her ring finger. And, no, it doesn't matter. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:34:40
        
        Phew. Push the dunky to the left hand side? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 13:35:28
        
        That question is irrelevant and you only have an hour left to submit a valid answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:38:10
- Dump in the back of his van. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:24:32
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:26:22
    - May I attempt another ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:29:27
      - Please, do. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:29:58
        
        cocktummy slapdance on the nose of a Sibierski (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 12, 13:31:23
        
        Unfortunately, you have, once again, answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:32:03
- Depends. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:22:33
  - and shallow ends (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:22:58
    - and bell ends (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:24:00
      - shallow ends and bell ends (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:24:54
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:26:01
    - dont get the bends (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:23:23
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:22:56
    - cocktummy slapdance then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:25:51
      - Good (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:27:09
- I will answer incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 12, 13:21:47
  - shame on you, shame, shame, murmur, murmur (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:22:20
- I' bequeeth his vag by plopping my cock onto his rag before smiling inanely chanting.. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:18:19
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:20:23
- Get my lover to open a window and push the dunky in his eye! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 13:18:07
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:21:51
    - thats just "gay!", at least my answer was "butch!" (shut up pants!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:22:56
      - It's an 'either-or' situation Chelts. Unfortunately protocol dictates that making up an (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:25:25
        
        oh, in that case we cant have THAT, can we?! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:31:00
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:31:29
- our window cleaner's not allowed up a ladder cos of 'elf 'n' safety (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 13:17:47
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:19:59
- I'd do another fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 13:17:46
  - My, you have gone native haven't you! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:19:46
    - its all that blow... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 13:24:25
  - You have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:19:46
- Cocktummy slapdance. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 12, 13:16:33
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:21:33

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