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Highlights are up. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 7, 11:53:11
- I wanted to see the bit where Seb goes charging down the middle (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 7, 12:29:25
- They haven't got my highlight which was Tettey flipping that poor lad up in the air. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:05:57
  - Tettey must have been the only person in the ground that thought he was going to get that (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 7, 12:17:03
  - Or 10k people pointing and telling Brad to get off the pitch (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 7, 12:08:59
    - He must have been pretty close to getting sent off. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 7, 12:17:58
      - Someone was trying to convince me that if he'd got 2 yellows, he'd have only been banned (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:21:50
        
        I don't think that's the case as he's already had a two yellow = red this season (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 7, 12:31:07
        
        I think this is the right answer. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 7, 12:40:19
        
        Good. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:48:55
- Cheers crisp (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Apr 7, 11:55:18
New supporter announcement.... (Baby news) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Apr 7, 08:22:20
- Many congrats - it would be good if you could let us all know what Ed had for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 7, 12:46:31
- Congratulations! Welcome Ed to the WOTB! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 7, 12:14:25
- Thanks all....foolishly it's our 3rd! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Apr 7, 11:18:28
  - The fun starts now! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Apr 7, 11:20:47
- Welcome to the start of a fabulous journey (both of you!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Apr 7, 11:17:07
- Congratulations to you all and welcome Tedster! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 7, 10:57:11
- Hippy bath day ed!.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 7, 10:50:17
- congrats! though should have named him "Bradley!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 7, 09:54:59
- Well heartiest congratulations (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 7, 09:50:52
- Climate criminal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 7, 09:45:59
- Congratulations! (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 7, 09:40:48
- Congratulations. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Apr 7, 09:33:19
- Congrats, otbc. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 7, 09:32:38
- Congratulations to you both, first one? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 7, 09:11:49
- Massive congratulations to you all (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Apr 7, 08:46:00
- Congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 08:41:40
- Great news. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Apr 7, 08:38:12
- Brilliant news! Best wishes to you all (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 7, 08:29:36
- Congratulations! (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 7, 08:28:16
Wahaay - it appears I have Tits in my nestbox ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 1, 15:31:17
- I just have tits (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 15:52:56
  - yeah but I have a camera so I can watch them ! You have to use a mirror. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 1, 15:55:58
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 1, 16:04:57
FAO Norway - We couldn't hoover up both days. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 1, 14:15:23
- So you got two tickets (General Chat) - norway, Apr 1, 16:30:34
  - ^^^ putting 2 and 2 together here (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 16:43:11
Reading all the opinion polls I can't quite get my head around the fact the SNP (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 08:58:05
- When there's a hung parliament again, the Tories must hate the fact that Labour will have (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 10:28:31
  - I think everyone will hate it (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 15:59:21
  - They wouldn't necessarily need a coalition (NCFC) - Sellbydave, Apr 1, 14:22:20
  - I wouldn't mind it - they'd last 2 years max before a re-election is called (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 11:18:55
    - Don't they have to have 5 year terms now? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 1, 12:34:39
      - can dissolve early if 2/3 vote for it or if they lose a vote of no confidence (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 12:51:11
    - On the flip side, if you have a different government other than the Tories (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 11:33:15
      - As the parties morph into whatever it takes to win the election I don't think it really ma (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 1, 12:11:39
      - ok, that begs the question (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 11:44:29
        
        A lot of the good things from the last five years are due to Brown's legacy (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 11:47:41
      - or rich - or both (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 11:34:21
    - A coalition of the SNP and Labour would seriously harm Labour's future chances (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 1, 11:28:30
  - They won't based on the most recent polls but if that did happen then (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 10:40:21
    - I've stuck a tenner at fives on a Tory majority (NCFC) - norway, Apr 1, 10:50:02
      - Maybe. You feel this tv debate is probably pretty crucial for Miliband (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 10:53:49
        
        Cameron froze against Paxman, Miliband didn't. (NCFC) - norway, Apr 1, 10:57:31
        
        Confirmation bias (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 11:20:47
        
        No. (NCFC) - norway, Apr 1, 11:49:45
        
        I just laughed when Miliband did his "who cares" and "hell yes i'm tough enough" lines (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 11:06:32
        
        Confirmation bias (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 11:21:04
  - All of England should hate the idea of the SNP being in power (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 1, 10:39:29
    - depends on if you hope for radical change - the break up of the union would certainly be t (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:58:22
      - Or just Scotland getting more and more money from England every time Labour want to win a vote (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 1, 12:30:17
- Which way did you vote in the AV referendum? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 09:24:57
  - AV marginalises small parties almost as much as FPTP (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 1, 11:03:51
  - I didn't vote in it. Would be interesting to see the outcome of such a vote now (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 09:58:23
    - Did you not notice the Lib Dems winning less than 9% of seats at the last election (NCFC) - norway, Apr 1, 10:05:07
      - To be fair it is potentially a less equitable outcome for the country because (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 10:48:15
        
        you do know there were elections before 2010 don't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:49:45
        
        Yes I do. Why so hostile? I am well aware that under the FPTP system (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 10:59:34
        
        you are using it for cheap points scoring though with your crying over how it might be unf (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 11:33:34
        
        It would be unfair. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 11:49:16
        
        It's no more unfair for Scotland's SNP MPs to inflict a Labour government on England than (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 12:02:55
        
        and has already been unfair on the country of Scotland (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 11:52:21
        
        depends on whether you see them as a minority party though? (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 11:22:50
        
        Scotland has always had a voice in the government of the UK! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 11:43:27
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 11:04:40
      - more arrows (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:07:43
  - Arrows (NCFC) - megson, Apr 1, 09:40:38
- i've just had a good look at it for you (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:12:13
- It's just a quirk of First Past The Post (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 09:07:07
  - Just going to be really galling if that fat c**t Salmond is lording it down in Westminster (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 09:14:17
    - As galling as Cameron and Osborne? With his chum (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 10:30:33
    - My curiosity having been aroused (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 09:49:27
      - Yes i looked at the pop stats as well and it seems they are not (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 10:01:45
Wrath poll to decide shoddy's new look (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 13:47:59
- Underlying theme... red fucking trousers! How old is Shoddy is the first thing we should (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 31, 16:51:07
- none of the above. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 31, 16:36:36
- look at those fucking red trousers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:35:22
- Harry Hill collar, Pharrell Williams hat and ssssssnakeskin banana boots. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 15:30:01
- UGG (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 31, 15:23:40
- Rebel/geek - that's AB surely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 14:49:46
  - i imagine many wrathers to look like that tbh (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:15:11
  - If you ever see me in boat shoes, no socks and half-mast trousers (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 14:59:21
- Surely the 'English man abroad look'..... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 31, 14:44:37
  - Ha ha, thanks Dubs, I enjoyed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 31, 15:22:02
    - classic. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 31, 15:29:01
- A well-fitting suit. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:37:26
  - Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 14:59:08
  - No, no, no a thoudand times no. Suits suck to the max!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 14:49:17
    - But they're easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:51:25
      - So is a medical gown, and far more comfortable (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 14:54:31
        
        That made me chuckle. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:55:31
- I think he'd get away with the twat look (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 14:09:00
- ...... (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 31, 14:03:08
- ... (General Chat) - harry boulders, Mar 31, 14:01:11
- Is shoddy posh enough to wear those fucking red trousers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 31, 13:52:32
- formal. swap 90s white collar shirt out for a blue check. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 13:51:07
FAO Shoddy, don't go for Chinos mate. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 31, 11:55:24
- why didn't you say hello to me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 11:58:13
  - He said "skinny" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 13:36:17
    - ouch! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 14:05:49
    - lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 13:54:12
  - I had my head in my hands. (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 31, 12:04:19
- That's Selwyns new look (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Mar 31, 11:57:37
Sartorial advice reqd (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 10:38:39
- Chords, jacket, plain narrow tie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 31, 20:34:15
- Pretty much any of these looks could work (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 11:41:58
  - thought you would haveof linked up Russ from his Winsor Bishop moody modelling watches gig (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 11:44:15
    - Here's how to look smart with no tie but with a great big old watch on (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 11:53:17
- I must admit anyone wearing a Looney Tunes tie gets my full attention in meetings (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 11:25:26
  - quite hard to take anyone serious if they are wearing novelty socks (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:27:43
- t-shirt with a tie printed on it that way you cover all the bases (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:19:38
  - tea shirt with full wolfs face logo on it... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 11:20:24
    - you can get a nice "wolf howling at the moon" fleece off of the market i think (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:24:17
- tie and chinos is fine. not jeans. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 11:18:49
  - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 11:34:36
  - I think that's the answer i'm looking for... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 11:30:06
    - I still say a thong would break down some barriers.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 31, 11:39:35
- Smart/casual is my bag if I can't wear jeans and a t shirt (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 11:07:58
  - =Smasual (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 31, 11:25:40
    - I can't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 14:51:32
    - himmers? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 13:24:37
- Cardi and bow tie combo? Corduroy jacket with leather patches on the sleeve? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 10:59:20
  - leather jacket and tweed patches. fuck convention! (n/m) (General Chat) - Wilts, Mar 31, 13:10:24
  - ^Quality Assurance^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 11:28:08
  - Rocking chair?.....guitar?....... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 31, 11:04:46
    - I was thinking Geography teacher but that would work! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 11:07:55
- Can't go wrong with a thong (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 31, 10:58:26
- 3 piece suit, Tie optional if the suit/shirt is good enough. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 10:57:13
  - Silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 11:33:57
- Shirt & tie with jeans = NO. (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 31, 10:50:16
  - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 11:33:11
  - tie and chinos looks odd too. Ties are a dying fashion item (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 31, 10:53:06
    - Been dying since 1967 as far as I'm concerned (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 31, 11:04:26
  - good fitting designer Jeans are acceptable with a nice shirt, defo no tie (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 10:52:37
- when you say "in house" whats the enviroment you're teaching it in (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 10:48:51
  - righto, well there is some info there! Remember, im in the south of france. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 11:07:02
    - Shorts, vest and beret then....! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 11:30:00
    - None of my suggestions involve wearing a tie anyway (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 11:19:39
- lol... I know someone who can give you really good advice on this... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 31, 10:47:12
- No.jumpers for us 40+ Shoddles. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 10:46:30
  - piss off. I'm not wearing a jumper! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 10:47:25
- no to the tie, but good shoes are a must (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 10:43:04
  - I got good shoes, of course. I was just looking to upgrade with the tie. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 10:47:08
- I meant, SHIRT not shit, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 31, 10:38:57
  - You say that ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 31, 11:31:48
New York and Washington T minus 3 days (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 31, 08:58:27
- That sounds great, plan for the future that to take the family to the states. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 31, 09:38:16
- Hope you have a brull yunt time. Hope you enjoy Washington after we all bigged it up! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 09:34:07
- I was there this time last year, fantastic, would love to return (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 09:28:19
- I wanna go to NYC - maybe for my Buffday next year (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:25:29
Can I be first in queue for Big Weekend tickets if anyone can't use them lol (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 31, 08:45:38
- Sames (General Chat) - Bungle, Mar 31, 09:15:35
- I'll bear that in mind. I really should have got another 2 for sat not 2 for sunday. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 08:55:42
  - I think anyone over 2yo needs a ticket (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 31, 08:57:15
    - Yep just checked that. I think my two are too young anyway, oldest is 4! (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 09:13:11
      - You and Megson Jnr Snr could go on one day then Mrs M and Megson Jnr Jnr could go another? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 10:11:10
- me too for any spares. Desperate teenage daughter in tears now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 31, 08:55:18
  - Either day, if anyone can't go, please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 31, 09:00:15
- We got 2 for Sunday (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 31, 08:50:49
  - Will definately take them if you can't use them Jester... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 31, 08:54:54
I have Big Weekend Tickets for both days. I also have 2 kids. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 08:42:37
- Never got through to booking page. Pretty lucky to get in twice, for both days. How many (General Chat) - woody, Mar 31, 09:13:49
  - I was on my phone at 8:03 and got in on there about 8:15 (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 09:22:50
  - I got in once after 'tickets now unavailable' came up (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 31, 09:17:26
- Sorry all tickets now allocated, kids upset, what a waste of effort, hope it rains (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 09:07:11
  - and thunder and lightening (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:08:43
- I got Sundee tickets. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 08:58:43
- Who's on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 31, 08:57:29
  - catfish and the bottlemen, years and years, Flo and the machine (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:02:57
  - Ah, ok then (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 31, 09:00:29
  - The fugly Taylor Swift, context? some others (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 08:59:32
    - Oi! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 09:08:59
      - oi oi (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:10:17
        
        Saveloy! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 09:13:11
    - Dr Alban. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 31, 09:02:53
- ^ blatently abused the system ^ (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 08:53:33
  - Yup. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 09:13:57
Sir Roger Moore (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 31, 01:28:12
- "I've heard the speculation about Idris but Bond should be English-english" (General Chat) - admckechnie, Mar 31, 07:19:34
  - To be honest most 87 year olds come out with stuff that is a bit racist (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 31, 08:13:20
    - Ageist ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 31, 08:20:37
    - My parents do that... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 08:14:39
  - It's certainly sillier than simply saying "white". (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 31, 07:53:22
    - LOL...can you imagine if he would have said that... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 31, 13:09:48
      - Bond is fictional; MLK & Malcolm X are real people (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 31, 14:35:41
        
        all films.....are not real (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 31, 17:19:55
    - Particularly given bond was Scottish... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 08:13:30
      - Neither was Pierce Brosnan, who was an excellent Bond imo. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 08:20:53
        
        agreed, did you see him in "the matador"? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 09:43:37
        
        I think so, with Gregg Kinnear? he was assassin or something wasn 't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 09:49:00
        
        Tombsy was 'specialist Technical Advisor' for that role! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:50:22
        
        quite a daft movie but i loved it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 09:53:34
        
        that's the badger, lovely old enjoyable nonsense (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 09:50:16
        
        your opinion is wrong (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 08:54:48
        
        No its not (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 09:14:25
        
        You didn't like him? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 09:00:17
        
        no, he was a bad cross between Moore and Connery - Daniel Craig (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:05:09
        
        Well i'm shockwd and stunned. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 31, 09:21:03
        
        in a good way? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 31, 09:36:23
        
        Yes - got given some poor films though (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 08:25:21
        
        I think James Bond (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 31, 09:08:29
"Wes Hoolahan?s performance last night was at times majestic" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 11:29:28
- He was being hammered by half of Ireland on Twitter for large periods of that game (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 13:44:31
  - Ray Houghton was putting the boot in during the commentary (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 13:48:46
    - Starting Keane is like playing with 10 men. Anyway some prick did a piece on Hoolahan... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 13:54:20
      - Guy in the comments has got it pretty bang on. Wes does make mistakes and does give it awa (NCFC) - megson, Mar 30, 14:05:44
        
        Those two mistakes they highlight in that article (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 14:09:04
        
        Wes gets dispossed quite often (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 30, 14:43:59
        
        Exactly this. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 30, 14:37:57
        
        Did Bucks write that article? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Mar 30, 14:13:48
      - Let's all vote in the poll! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 30, 13:58:48
- I love Wes (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Mar 30, 12:53:16
Bloody brilliant... (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 07:43:50
- Flying without the wife and kids business class (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 30, 08:56:00
  - Indeed! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 08:59:43
  - Better than catching the earlier flight and your bag not (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 30, 08:56:23
- Rediculous they wouldn't let you through, especially as you have family already on board. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 08:48:26
  - It was. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 08:59:08
- Stress. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 30, 08:13:34
- Good luck with the rest of your hols (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 30, 08:00:29
  - Thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 09:00:25
kell brook can't wait for his chance to asssult jo jo dan (Other Sports) - robotbear, Mar 27, 12:33:44
- Cock (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Mar 27, 14:26:11
- Um. Can i have a translation please? (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Mar 27, 13:33:46
- Kelly Brook's a woman. Hth (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:49:37
  - that's kelly clarkson you tiresomely obtuse fucktard (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:51:27
    - Cheers dude (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:53:58
    - It's Kelly Minogue you muppet, he's just left One Erection (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 12:53:23
      - Ah. Thing is though, I don't like cricket (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:56:17
        
        Do you love it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:34:25
- Cock (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 12:49:11
  - Jockey (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:50:22
- he'll just have to wait though (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:44:45
- Let's hope he's successful. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 27, 12:42:02
- Haven't Ben Thatcher and Lee Bowyer played for you lot in recent years? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Mar 27, 12:38:48
- Ok (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 12:37:05
- Good on him (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mickdundee, Mar 27, 12:35:00
Kay Burley's name popped up I see last night (a truly awful human being) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 27, 11:52:06
- strange (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 12:15:05
  - Who knows? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 12:39:43
  - fairly sure you two would hit it off (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 27, 12:15:54
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 12:05:28
5 years ago today... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 10:12:44
- Massive game that. (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Mar 27, 11:28:01
- Brilliant header too. Don't think it was "last minute" though. (NCFC) - Chopper, Mar 27, 11:11:30
  - 89th minute tbf, near enough! (NCFC) - mr chimp, Mar 27, 11:29:07
  - Stephen Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 27, 11:12:54
- "The boy from Beccles!!" (NCFC) - bird table, Mar 27, 10:59:22
- remember being in tesco carpark down 1p5shit rud.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:47:46
- I remember it well. Was my birthday :) (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 27, 10:24:22
  - happy buffday (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 12:00:20
  - Happy birthday! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 27, 11:56:05
  - huppytons of the burfday (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:46:12
  - And another, happy birthday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Mar 27, 10:36:38
  - Happy Birthday Lurd!* (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 27, 10:28:39
    - Haha cheers (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 27, 10:35:36
  - Happy Buffday (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 10:28:38
  - In which case happy birthday Mr lurd. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 10:28:21
He's gone....... (General Chat) - stowch, Mar 25, 14:05:03
- Im thinking Stephen Fry or Rowan Atikinson.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:39:05
- They should get Vic, Bob and johnny vegas to do the show (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 25, 16:41:36
- Booooooo (General Chat) - Darren Eadie, Mar 25, 15:29:36
  - watch the US version. It isn't hosted by three utter shitwads (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 16:01:06
    - Its terrible, completly unwatchable. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:44:26
      - true, so is top gear UK (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 18:56:06
  - I rather watch the test card (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 25, 15:34:43
- thank god they got the evil bastard finally, after abusing all those children (General Chat) - fal5taff, Mar 25, 15:19:56
  - While I agree with what you are saying..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:43:26
  - ROFL (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 16:21:23
  - He can carry on a journalism career, and be offensive to deadline elsewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 15:50:30
  - Ha ha that's brilliant. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 25, 15:30:19
    - lentils all round! (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Mar 25, 15:42:39
      - ? he punched another employee. Over cold food ffs. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 15:59:04
        
        Hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 25, 20:50:29
        
        an employee called oisin tymon (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:03:42
        
        Racist! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 25, 19:39:03
        
        The WOTB voice of Reason (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:45:37
        
        Lol! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 16:35:52
        
        He's not even been sacked. They haven't renewed his contract. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 25, 16:02:04
        
        ah well, just shows what exaggerated bollocks this all is (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 16:04:20
        
        Seriously?....... That is just total horse shit. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:47:07
        
        You serously think he's irreplaceable? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 18:58:37
        
        I guess we shall see....I'm thinking there might be (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 20:20:29
        
        the proof is that teh show is hosted by other presenters abroad and is still a hit (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 20:54:44
        
        He's going to be a navvy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 25, 18:48:28
        
        Im thinking celebrity boxing? (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:51:34
        
        Doubt he'll be forgotten.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 16:23:11
        
        that's a sad indictment of the talent pool (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 16:26:56
        
        Nope, Clarkson is very talented at what he does. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 25, 18:50:28
        
        as above, it will continue to be successful without him (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 25, 19:00:01
        
        Who? (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 25, 16:23:58
- Do we get a day off? #prayforclarkson (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 25, 14:53:04
  - I regularly punch people in the face for cold food ! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 25, 16:02:53
- Dion was too quick off the mark then.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 25, 14:50:44
- The real world roger mellie (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 14:44:28
- High-waisted stonewash denim at half-mast lads. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 14:30:27
- "Logs out of the internet for the rest of the day" (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 25, 14:15:43
- Gonny? Jerry? Jerry? Gonny? Dear, dear Jerry. Gonny? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 25, 14:09:28
Akpom to Forest according to Sky (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Mar 25, 09:54:01
- IMHO...... we need someone a bit more proven at this stage. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 25, 10:48:30
  - He's an excellent finisher but... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 25, 10:58:05
    - Is he not extremely quick? Scored none in 6 games at Cov last season so (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 25, 11:13:05
      - Isn't loz talking about Rhodes? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 25, 11:18:26
        
        Yes talking about Rhodes in reply to USA (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 25, 11:24:27
        
        Ah sorry. Agree about Rhodes. good finisher, not sure if enough in his (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 25, 12:06:40
- As I asked yesterday........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 25, 10:14:56
  - Doubt it's related... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 25, 10:16:19
    - or did he upset him in some way? (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 25, 10:20:17
      - Think your reading too much into it... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 25, 10:21:40
    - Exactly. Arsenal are sending him out to play first time football not for our U21's (NCFC) - megson, Mar 25, 10:19:40
- I'm really not fussed (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 25, 09:55:20
  - Stupid Barry (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 25, 11:18:12
  - Seems incredibly strange timing if it isnt connected. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 25, 10:45:56
    - It really doesn't ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 25, 10:48:25
      - New manager???? AN has been here 2.5 months.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 25, 10:56:38
  - Nor me, I was slightly concerned how that would affect Loza a player who has (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 25, 10:40:00
  - I wouldn't have thought so. Presumably Akpom just realised (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 25, 10:13:56
  - I would like to have been there when AN was told the news (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 25, 10:01:17
    - Yep - does seem quite a coincidence that AN doesn't get what he wants (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 25, 10:03:52
      - I was reading latest edition of 'The Canary' magazine in WHSmith this morning... (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 10:09:00
      - I heard AN almost didn't come here because of Bazza (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 25, 10:07:54
        
        Bazza himself, or the fact that the role existed? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 25, 11:02:22
        
        Ah, yes he will (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 25, 11:15:50
        
        Some bloke from Celtic rumoured on here yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 25, 11:24:22
Best way to discourage The Boy from going "Hey you! You stinks!" at every random stranger? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 08:03:10
- What kids show has that come from? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 25, 11:36:59
  - Dunno. His pal at nursery apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:06:33
- Duct tape (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 25, 11:11:29
- Tell him that dirtbag is more polite (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 10:35:07
- Stop spending practically every waking moment documenting your hipster lifestyle on here (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 25, 10:20:33
- Just explain that he doesn't need the s on the end of stink. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 25, 10:02:13
  - That is the part that frustrates me the most. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 10:03:02
- Move from Yorkshire (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 25, 09:31:33
- A muzzle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 25, 08:40:47
- Have him adopted by Madonna or Angelina (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 25, 08:40:30
- Arrange for him not to be a northerner (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 25, 08:39:58
- Clip a clothes peg on his nose when you go out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 25, 08:39:42
- don't take him out (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 25, 08:29:48
- Stop taking him to Ipswich. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 25, 08:26:12
- stop doing it yerself (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 08:19:45
- national service. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 08:17:46
- Have a wash? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 25, 08:06:11
  - If I could convince every random stranger to have a wash, I'd use my powers for greater (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 08:07:53
    - If more people told smelly people to wash the world would be a better place. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 25, 08:20:08
      - Well, true dat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 08:26:10
        
        what about their right to be smelly? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 08:29:16
        
        My son used to listen to both and never stank, apart from (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 10:21:25
akpom joining forest (n/m) (NCFC) - yellows2011, Mar 25, 07:41:25
- Not good enough for us (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Mar 25, 15:52:10
- I don't mind that. We can't offer him a start and he's not joining a (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 25, 09:37:02
- wise choice (NCFC) - pab, Mar 25, 08:18:26
- Looks like they've said he'll play often for them, we're unlikely to give guarantees on (NCFC) - megson, Mar 25, 08:17:57
- Could work out well for us (n/m) (NCFC) - peterindxb, Mar 25, 08:16:26
  - As they are still to play (NCFC) - peterindxb, Mar 25, 08:17:57
- Linkage? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Mar 25, 07:48:51
  - In The Mirror (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 25, 07:53:51
- Oh well. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 25, 07:45:04
  - If he's not joining us at least he's not (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 25, 07:51:04
Is an Amazon Fire TV Stick something which non pens people can safely master? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 11:22:31
- I thought X Boxes were for kids to play Paper Boy and Space Invaders on (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 12:41:35
  - So did I! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 13:08:47
    - Life's a long old learning curve, intut OG. Mind you, you're ahead of me on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 13:25:14
      - My children are younger than yours! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 13:26:59
- Buy me the xbox ones and I'll come round and sort it for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 24, 12:07:48
- Roku 3 is the best streamer by far in the US. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 24, 12:03:23
- If you're prepared to buy "more" Xbox Ones (*plural*) just to facilitate the watching of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 11:50:08
  - However, the real answer is probably a safe "yes". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 11:53:24
    - Cool (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 11:55:53
  - Don't mock the tech incompetents (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 11:51:59
- "More Xbox Ones" (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 24, 11:38:39
  - Steady the buffs (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 11:54:07
    - Fancy a game of fifa? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 24, 12:41:18
      - I'm useless I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 13:09:25
- I would stick with chromecast or Apple TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 24, 11:30:22
- If you are already subscribed to Amazon it is a no brainer. (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 24, 11:30:20
  - Cheers Dunney (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 11:52:54
    - BTW did you know they are on offer for the next two days. Will cost you 19 of your english (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 24, 12:25:57
      - From where Dunney? (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Mar 24, 12:37:06
        
        Hair goo (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 24, 12:46:29
        
        Brillers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 13:09:45
        
        Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Mar 24, 12:52:46
I did a Vine of the ghouls. (NCFC) - JD3, Mar 21, 18:04:27
- Fab ghouls, all of them. Lovely finish from Lego, and Cam's was pure sex. Great penno too (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 21, 19:02:11
- The howson one didnt even cross the line :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 21, 18:09:39
- enjoyed watching that with the rock n roll music over the top (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 18:07:48
- The Jerome goal was ridiculous! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 21, 18:04:56
  - hope ruddy's howler isn't costly (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 18:07:02
    - Did you go today then? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 21, 18:13:14
      - wrong place? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 18:14:20
Last line of this article. lol (General Chat) - pants, Mar 19, 10:40:51
- If they got married what would two Rongs make? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 19, 13:12:15
- Huge opportunity missed for a threesome......... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 19, 11:09:28
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 19, 11:48:36
- brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 19, 11:09:16
- Moo Moo or Daphne mmmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 19, 10:48:03
  - Adam Drury or Gary Holt? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 19, 10:52:10
    - Dagenham and Redbridge or Swindon (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 19, 10:53:02
      - brussels or sprouts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 19, 12:20:44
- Rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 19, 10:45:36
Happy Birthday Dubbers! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 19, 08:26:13
What are Martin and Bassong doing? (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 14:04:30
- Sorry Captain Russ (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Mar 18, 17:08:04
- Martin is appealing for offside (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 18, 14:48:15
We have taken on three new colleagues today (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 17, 22:25:48
- lollers, father in law works there. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 17, 22:26:28
the last time Watford went top of the table they lost 4 games in a row (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 22:13:07
- Watford look good to me, sadly (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 22:16:31
  - It looks that way but many thought that about derby 5 games back (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 17, 22:19:30
    - Derby lost both Martin and Bent though. That'd hurt any side in this league. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Mar 17, 22:23:23
      - Yup, v unlucky for them. They looked toothless against us. (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 22:26:24
  - agree, they seem to have improved their defending in the last few games as well (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 22:18:23
    - Got rid of Bassong innit (Other Football) - CauldRon, Mar 17, 22:25:53
Russell Martin Total liability. (NCFC) - Tilly, Mar 17, 22:01:48
- Ah so Martin is the new escaped goat then? Gotcha, ta. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 17, 22:25:52
- "managers seem to think he is undroppable" (NCFC) - bird table, Mar 17, 22:09:37
  - They all know fuck all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 17, 22:14:19
  - As well as the Scotland manager who has no ties to him or reason to pick him (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 17, 22:11:14
- "Total Liability" (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 17, 22:06:23
- has been alot this season but whole backline better with bassong in team, R. bennett will (NCFC) - DickyVonStinkhorn, Mar 17, 22:05:04
- You crushing bore. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Mar 17, 22:04:04
- He's been much improved having bassong alongside him... (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Mar 17, 22:04:03
- He's been very good until the lapses vs Derby (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Mar 17, 22:03:46
- Ok mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 17, 22:02:59
- I think him and Bassong have been great, but he has been poor the last 2 games. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 17, 22:02:50
  - Didn't do to much wrong Sat, Derby where given a goal and created nothing else (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Mar 17, 22:04:52
    - apart from the blind back pass, the fact he should have been sent off & he panicked every (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 17, 22:07:01
      - How many clear chances did Derby create? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Mar 17, 22:13:35
        
        1, but he was still poor. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 17, 22:15:15
- We've been saying that for most of this season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Mar 17, 22:02:37
  - Yep, fare dos nor! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Mar 17, 22:09:21
  - Apart from probably the large majority of the last dozen (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 17, 22:04:16
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 10:16:54
- Stealing (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 17, 17:40:37
- nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 17, 13:17:42
- Lulz (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 17, 12:05:12
- I lolled (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 10:36:25
  - me3 (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 17, 12:18:17
  - Yep. Me too... (n/m) (General Chat) - Wilts, Mar 17, 10:46:57
- ------ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 17, 10:25:20
3 points and a resounding win tonight please City..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 17, 07:57:21
- Happy birthday Chelts (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 17, 13:39:29
- Happy birthday (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 12:30:10
- Pwah, 46??? - pull the other one!!! (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 17, 11:02:48
- Big 3 pointed birthday to you (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 17, 11:01:32
- Happy birthday you shit! (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Mar 17, 11:00:30
- Happy Birthday Chelts have a good un (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Mar 17, 10:32:04
- Happy Birthday!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 17, 10:13:06
- Happy Birfdee! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 17, 10:06:26
- Happy birthday dude! (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 17, 09:31:57
- We always win away midweek on people's 46th birthdays... (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:20:56
- Hap Birf, Chelts! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, Mar 17, 08:54:27
- Happy Birthday Chelts. Last time you had family meal that clashed with footy went well so (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 17, 08:51:23
- Happy Birthday..normal insults will resume shortly (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 17, 08:48:07
- Happy birthday! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 17, 08:46:49
- u iz well old grandad. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 08:43:50
- Thinly veiled it's my birthday post! Happy Birthday Chelts! (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 17, 08:43:37
- Happy birthday old boy. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 08:41:59
- Many Happy Returns Chelts (NCFC) - dr fanta, Mar 17, 08:35:22
- Happy bidet you right wing wanker - have a good un (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 17, 08:24:12
- oh and 46! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 08:18:35
- Happy birthday! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 17, 08:18:16
- Happy birthday, Chelters old chap! (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 17, 08:17:43
- Have a Happy St Chelts day Patrick (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 08:17:35
- Happy birthday CC (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Mar 17, 08:11:23
- Happy St Patrick's Day Chelts (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 08:10:22
- Happy birthday Chelts! (NCFC) - norway, Mar 17, 08:09:54
If St. Etienne aren't using him we should recall Rickaaaay ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 12:16:29
- He's too big for the Championship isn't he? (NCFC) - RochdaleCanary, Mar 16, 12:41:34
  - I think, in theory, there's no such thing as an international loan. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 16, 13:20:05
  - He needs to be playing or scoring ghouls if he wants to impress another club, or even to (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 12:52:57
    - and not or. That would be some trick (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 12:53:42
      - He had more than enough chances to impress (NCFC) - RochdaleCanary, Mar 16, 13:09:32
        
        10 goals in 34 is hardly banging them in. And bizarrely his scoring came like this: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 13:21:40
        
        Gradel (NCFC) - RochdaleCanary, Mar 16, 13:28:23
        
        This is banging them in in Ligue 1: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 13:29:34
        
        It really is (NCFC) - RochdaleCanary, Mar 16, 14:00:12
        
        I wouldn't say no to MG though. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 16, 13:20:23
- vimto (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 12:19:04
has this been posted yet (too lazy to look back)? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 16, 09:52:18
- Do they have this at Women's games? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 16, 10:57:25
- My theory... everyone initially, including the ref, was distracted by the Snakepit's (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 16, 10:21:58
  - Those mongs do that every single game and it really boils my piss (NCFC) - wolfio, Mar 16, 13:06:47
    - The ball was outside the circle, what fucking rules do the "mongs" need to learn? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 16, 13:24:14
      - They need to learn Rule 76, Article 3, subsection IV: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 13:32:52
      - ^^ mong alert ^^ (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 13:31:06
        
        Ha ha, it seems now its the Smakepits fault that the Derby Forward (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 16, 13:38:17
        
        FFS, Snakepit (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 16, 13:39:09
  - COuld be on to something there. He was looking at that and having to make it clear he'd (NCFC) - megson, Mar 16, 11:32:45
  - The ball wasn't in the D! (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 16, 10:24:03
  - TBF the Snakepit got Etheringtons sent off like that once (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 16, 10:23:05
- Something that was very noticeable (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 16, 10:17:19
  - heard it on the stream (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 10:40:11
  - That is exactly what happened... wasn't incredibly loud though (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 16, 10:19:18
    - I heard it and i sit in the City Stand. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 16, 10:25:30
    - I was in B and didn't hear it. My hearing isn't all that though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 16, 10:20:31
      - I'm in B. It was mainly from D and E but I did a little sing... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 16, 10:23:09
        
        At the time I felt Ruddy had made a massive mistake unaware the foul was so blatant (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 16, 10:26:25
        
        Musta missed it - fair dos (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 16, 10:23:29
- I didn't see that from where I was sitting (Block B) - clearly a foul from that (NCFC) - Old Man, Mar 16, 10:14:18
- Watching that this morning has really f**ked me off (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 16, 10:14:10
- Gosh - it was a blatant foul (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 16, 10:10:44
- ok, i looked back after I posted (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 16, 09:54:28
- Interesting it's actually the Derby footage clearly showing the foul (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 16, 09:54:07
  - Well they need it on record to practise for the next match (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 16, 09:56:52
Def a foul on Ruddy (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 15, 17:47:03
- Still doesn't look good from Ruddy (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 15, 20:19:22
  - Have to say I agree. Got to be stronger, or (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Mar 15, 20:51:14
    - Dont think you can blame Ruddy AT ALL for that (n/m) (NCFC) - RochdaleCanary, Mar 15, 22:14:35
- What would Keelan have done.... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 15, 19:32:13
  - Punch the forward as he took the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Mar 15, 20:53:05
- Bloody hell there should be an enquiry (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Mar 15, 19:23:50
- as I said last night the ref missed everything, awful ref for such a big game. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 19:01:00
  - Apart from that I thought he was good. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 15, 19:03:41
    - Martin should have been sent off! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 19:05:07
      - Played an excellent advantage. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 15, 19:47:34
        
        when he should have booked 3 of them all at that very same move, that lead to no (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 20:09:33
      - yes another mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 19:07:11
- Cheating fucking sheep shagger (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 15, 18:42:53
- Wow. That was shocking. Not Ruddy's fault. BUT why did the defender (I thought it was (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 17:56:14
  - take it all back what I said last night ruddy not pushing clear foul (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 15, 18:12:59
  - I'm afraid it looked very weak from Ruddy. A bloke his size should have been (NCFC) - dennis moore, Mar 15, 18:06:50
    - He had both arms dragging then pushing him. How was that weak? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fozzie, Mar 15, 18:13:03
      - Bloke even reached back to grab his hands to start with (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 18:17:04
        
        I'm not sure his right hand was ever trapped. If it was he should have gone down & taken (NCFC) - dennis moore, Mar 15, 18:20:48
        
        Instinct. The bloke had it with two hands and dragged him forward FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 18:25:05
        
        Well, in that case it was the wrong instinct. (n/m) (NCFC) - dennis moore, Mar 15, 18:26:25
        
        Dennis less, please :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 18:27:10
        
        Shan't, so ner ner di ner ner (to quote my granddaughter). (n/m) (NCFC) - dennis moore, Mar 15, 18:29:09
  - I guess it was just instinct to try to catch it with one hand in that situation rather (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 17:58:37
    - his mistake was trying to carry on. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 15, 18:05:06
      - Yes I agree but he seemed so surprised that anybody even tried to do that, that he just (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 18:17:38
Happy Arizona Buffday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 14, 07:38:09
- Happy birthday AB! 3 birthday points on their way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 14, 12:04:26
- Have a great Birthday AB (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 14, 11:44:56
- happy birthday pal (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 14, 08:19:38
- Happy Birthday A. Bay...... Lucky its on a saturday..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 14, 08:08:12
- Cakes in the kitchen motherfuckers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 07:39:49
  - Happy Birthday Mattois! Hopefully catch up at Rotherham. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 14, 08:31:21
    - Should be in Nodge before then. Not sure when. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 08:38:08
  - not a day under 40. happy buffday! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 14, 08:19:44
  - Happy Birfdee, you lovely little Sexweasel. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 14, 07:54:42
Hope the crowd pull their collective fingers out & (NCFC) - woody, Mar 14, 00:06:02
- ^^^ this. it won't happen but it should. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 14, 08:20:19
"Where's our hot food, you lazy fucking Irish cunt?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 14:44:24
- Big Ron? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 12, 17:02:13
- That should go down well on here then (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 15:32:32
  - That was probably me trolling scrampton, if i offended anyone other than him i apologise. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 15:40:58
    - ROFL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 18:20:25
- He's not racist though (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 12, 15:23:44
- This is incomprehensible to many people, such as me (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 15:13:28
  - Dust-up. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 12, 15:20:23
- lol (General Chat) - norway, Mar 12, 15:02:16
- Language Timothy (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 12, 14:56:41
- In all seriousness, the bloke's a cunt and should be sacked. Not i (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 14:52:06
  - for not serving hot food? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 14:53:23
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 12, 14:54:30
    - vmt. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 14:54:25
      - Being serious for a minute again, if people reaĺly are obsessing about the outcome (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 14:58:17
        
        Agreed. Hopkins should leave Clarkson alone, end of really (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 15:09:20
        
        Pants, i don't do twatter, i don't know or care what goes on (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 15:16:41
        
        I was mucking about. Hopkins had a go at Kelly Clarkson on twitter :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 15:34:03
        
        Sorry pants. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 15:36:41
        
        :) Was trying to lift the mood slightly (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 15:37:53
        
        in fact, I've got a gag Proth, see you at the top of the forum :D (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 15:39:11
        
        gag or gimp mask? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 16:42:00
        
        The answer is here (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 16:48:07
        
        oh, clearly a gimp mask then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 16:50:13
        
        i really like katie hopkins AND jeremy clarkson, and nigel farage. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 15:12:48
        
        Not really, I doubt anyone expected anything else! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 12, 15:24:23
        
        Vmt (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 12, 15:26:14
        
        do you sport a cuntbeard too lee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 15:28:03
        
        ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 12, 15:36:41
        
        lol (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 15:52:16
- Miss Jane? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 14:44:50
Anyway. Let's talk about Farage wanting to abolish workplace discrimination laws (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:14:36
- Just the usual right wing populism. I have absolutely no objection to him expressing it (General Chat) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 11:24:06
  - Farage and Phillips probably have more in common in their current views than (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 11:45:18
    - 'Obsession with anti-discrimination legislation' (General Chat) - King, Mar 12, 13:17:20
      - And there's the sad truth. It doesn't matter what legislation actually exists or has been (General Chat) - megson, Mar 12, 13:26:57
    - And I completely concur in that too. These topics are up for discussion (General Chat) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 11:47:34
  - Yeah. By "let's talk about ..." I meant, very specifically, "let's not talk about ..." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:34:04
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 11:20:07
- or clarkson as a footy pundit with andy townsends and robbie savage (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 12, 11:18:16
  - I'd rather a Ukips majority govt than that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:23:33
Graeme Souness shows the world the 'British way' (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 03:09:23
- Gamesmanship was invented by Leeds in the 70's. (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Mar 12, 08:51:16
- Disagree. Different game now and in those days people only stayed down when hurt (n/m) (Other Football) - Hulk Rules, Mar 12, 08:13:31
  - Which is all i think (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:24:04
    - It does when, without evidence, he darkly blames this change from the good old days (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:26:03
      - So... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:33:29
        
        Isn't the reasoning a bit racist? (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 08:38:48
        
        Nope..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:48:43
        
        He wasn't anywhere near as careful in his words as you just were. (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 08:59:15
        
        That's right. Not only that, but the only reason we're cheating now is (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:40:11
        
        do you disagree with him when he says that (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 12, 08:43:54
        
        I think the nature of cheating or gamesmanship has probably changed. (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 08:55:00
        
        yeah, I thought it was a bit of a clumsy and generalised phrase that he used (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 12, 09:05:18
        
        And to take just one example from the distant past (and you're dead right about cameras) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 09:08:54
        
        Were you there? (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 09:38:07
        
        England committed 33 fouls in that match. Argentina committed 19. (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 09:55:38
        
        Then he sulked and sat on the Queen's red carpet. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 12, 10:20:30
        
        So, the foul count is your argument. Fouls. (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 10:18:34
        
        Joined the dots. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:48:02
        
        Clearly. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 09:50:49
        
        I do disagree, yes. English players have been diving for decades (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:49:34
        
        I agree with you regarding diving and gamesmanship (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 12, 09:10:32
        
        The past is a different country... (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 09:13:30
        
        [or foreign country, even] (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 09:15:06
        
        Did Souness make Serie A more dirty with his 'British ways'? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 12, 09:19:56
        
        Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 09:23:30
        
        I was being disingenuous. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 12, 09:26:48
        
        I gathered that. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Mar 12, 09:28:48
        
        I thought you probably had. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 12, 09:30:01
        
        It's just the extremes I'm talking about here, that's all. The extent of the hyperbole and (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 09:13:16
- Souness is a hypocrite because he criticises cheating and gamesmanship (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 07:42:43
  - In the very first clip I link to, he commits a psychotic challenge (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 07:56:25
    - so really, your issue is with pundits in general (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 07:59:52
      - If they have a colourful past, they're welcome to be pundits. But not hypocrites. (n/m) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:01:42
        
        So there are some things they can say (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 08:05:28
        
        You may have noticed Henry spectacularly failing to get involved in a debate about (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:09:04
        
        Because he's a spectacularly dull pundit. (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 08:10:16
        
        Because he's not a hypocrite. (n/m) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:10:52
        
        Right. lol. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 08:11:46
        
        Think you're missing a rather basic point (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:04:13
        
        Souness bemoaned the damage done to "Liverpool's good name" when Suarez bit Ivanovic (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:07:52
        
        Of course..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:10:01
        
        Not in his hyperbole he didn't. And by the way, on namby pamby diving (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:13:38
        
        So the disagreement here is actually.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:30:04
        
        Yes it is, because of who he blamed. (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:35:23
        
        Ffs! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:42:34
        
        It's VERY racist. And 'informed opinions' don't make it any less so (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:44:52
        
        You're determined to label souness a racist arent you. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:52:41
        
        All credit to him for what he did at Rangers. Was very brave and incredibly overdue (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:59:38
        
        so... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:11:58
        
        Ron Atkinson did more for black players breaking through in English football than almost (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 09:15:56
        
        the difference is.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:31:24
        
        He mentioned a specific race of people man! "Latins". (n/m) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 09:33:02
        
        Latin Americans are not a 'race', specific or otherwise (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 12, 11:18:33
        
        crikey.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 10:12:01
- Bit harsh (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 07:32:22
  - less cheating and complaining? righto. (Other Football) - megson, Mar 12, 07:42:30
    - Errrm, i'm not disagreeing.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:00:48
    - Everything is cheating Meggers (Other Football) - norway, Mar 12, 07:57:09
      - I agree (this can't be right...) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:01:12
        
        Agree with your summary there (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:06:06
        
        Yes. Why? How can 1 form of grotesque cheating get the thumbs up, another the thumbs down? (n/m) (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:10:21
        
        Because..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 08:25:37
        
        ... (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Mar 12, 08:27:17
- Clearly this post I referring to at least one other - can someone link me up please (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 12, 07:13:12
  - Thanks all (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 12, 13:32:26
- ^^^^vmt^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Mar 12, 06:18:35
At least that disruptive KP bloke is no longer around (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 9, 11:45:00
- On the plus side, there will be some spectacular media tiltage over the next few days (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 11:48:14
  - vmt - there's nothing quite like evisceration by broadsheet cricket writers (Other Sports) - norway, Mar 9, 11:56:15
    - Shame that Beefy doesn't seem to be there for this one (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 12:00:10
- I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! I JUST CANNOT! (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 11:47:32
  - Is he over there at the moment? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 11:54:40
    - I think he was due to commentate if we got to the Quarters? (Other Sports) - CWC, Mar 9, 12:22:16
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Mar 9, 12:30:19
- Still a massive twat though (n/m) (Other Sports) - norway, Mar 9, 11:46:52
  - yeah (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 9, 11:48:27
"everyone knew the character" (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:03:42
- A friend of mine was the visiting children's author for the day (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 6, 14:35:09
- Amanda Holden sent her daughter to school as Julia Roberts (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 6, 14:34:34
  - LOL Jesus Christ. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:35:00
    - Was a 90's day a month or so ago (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 6, 14:37:58
      - I think if parents can dress their 11 year old sons as Christian Grey (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:41:39
        
        does nobody know the difference between a book and a film anymore? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 14:51:33
- Should have gone as something more appropriate... (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 6, 14:16:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 14:21:41
- heh (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 6, 14:13:45
- Has nobody got a sence of humour anymore? (n/m) (General Chat) - hoolahan, Mar 6, 14:13:15
  - what is funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Mar 6, 14:24:39
    - Would I sent my kids in that no course I wouldnt!! (General Chat) - hoolahan, Mar 6, 14:32:42
      - Who's miserable? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:33:45
        
        People who are complaining about this... (n/m) (General Chat) - hoolahan, Mar 6, 14:35:20
        
        send the kids in as black and white minstrels (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 6, 14:55:28
        
        I like Minstrels... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 15:27:45
        
        Political correctness GONE MAD. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:57:05
        
        not complaining (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:40:21
        
        not complaining (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Mar 6, 14:39:02
    - Danny Haynes signing for Cheltenham on a 2 month deal (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 6, 14:27:09
      - He was always really gracious about it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 14:31:47
  - 15 year old girls in bars are quite funny (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:21:00
    - should not of been in the bar!! (n/m) (General Chat) - hoolahan, Mar 6, 14:28:14
      - Dead right. A decent girl won't roam around at 9 o'clock at night. (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:30:44
        
        That programme one of the most shocking I've seen (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 6, 14:40:52
        
        It's one of those programmes (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:42:29
        
        Quite eye opening the attitudes there (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 6, 14:44:14
        
        Its awful, can't even begin to understand the thought process behind that. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 14:46:52
        
        Yep, deserves what she gets if out at that time at that age. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 6, 14:37:28
        
        If my daughter or sister engaged in pre-marital activities (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:39:01
  - Absolutely nobody. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 6, 14:16:14
    - I had my sence of humour taken out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:17:08
      - and shot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 14:22:08
      - Very wise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 6, 14:17:53
- I heard her on Today this morning (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:09:40
  - I actually found the story pretty depressing this morning (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 6, 14:11:53
    - the latter, definitely the latter (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 14:52:32
    - heard that as well. just found it a bit sad (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Mar 6, 14:23:58
    - It's a woman who thinks 50 Shades is the greatest thing that has ever happened to her (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:22:51
    - bit of both I expect TH (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 14:21:58
    - I read it as taking the piss, showing off etc (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 14:19:32
    - *inappropriate*, obviously (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 6, 14:12:53
  - 'They suggested he should go as James Bond but he was a murderer' (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 6, 14:11:49
- log in failure CeeBeeBees? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 14:06:25
- And again no (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 6, 14:06:24
  - Modern Britain. Gone to shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 6, 14:12:04
Thoughts on Hooper tonight? (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 4, 22:24:37
- Surprised we left it as late as half time to sub him (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 4, 22:57:45
- Rightly taken off. He's another frustrating one. (NCFC) - bird table, Mar 4, 22:39:22
- Looks like he's been at the pies again (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 22:32:38
- poor but to be fair the ball hardly got near him. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 22:27:24
- Doesn't pair well with Jerome is my thinking. (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Mar 4, 22:26:09
- fat and didn't move much (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 4, 22:26:00
- stop being hysterical (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:25:34
Jim and SCC filling their boots after a six week absence (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Mar 4, 22:21:12
- SCC hasn't had a six week absence. He's well practised at gouging the negatives out of (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 22:32:45
  - what triumph? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:33:38
- Careful, you'll get accused of something whilst pointing out the problem (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:25:41
- ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:22:21
  - Because we don't enjoy seeing our team lose it appears we are abnormal (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 4, 22:25:43
    - who enjoyed the loss? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 22:29:01
    - its one defeat after an amazing run, we havent been relegated (NCFC) - thirsty work, Mar 4, 22:27:07
      - let's celebrate losing then (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:29:28
        
        who has celebrated losing? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 22:35:05
        
        nobody, people are going nuts because someone people are disappointed tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:38:06
        
        i'd wager i'm far more fucked off than you (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 22:42:34
        
        it's not a competition! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:46:49
        
        pants all you do is troll norwich fans (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:53:43
        
        carry on quitting pants... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 23:00:48
        
        yes 62 seconds is less than a minute... (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 23:05:27
        
        Less than a minute *chronic refresh alert* (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 23:02:50
        
        You were born in the wrong generation to audition for Carry on Trolling (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:59:46
        
        you are a tough one, hard to do that after 6 wins on the spin no? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 22:53:15
        
        King troll (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:49:11
        
        go to a game occasionally you'll enjoy it more. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 22:33:11
        
        wtf you just moaned about the fans there! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:34:19
        
        even Chelsea and Citeh lose at home to shit teams, it doesnt stop them winning things. (NCFC) - thirsty work, Mar 4, 22:33:04
        
        yeah but i doubt they have the 8th best home record in the league (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:36:55
Complacency out there tonight was shocking (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 22:17:15
- too many games in the championship (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 4, 22:24:28
  - Agreed, hence why we needed to do our jobs. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 22:26:06
It's a dip, they're not machines, shit happens. (NCFC) - norway, Mar 4, 22:09:20
- You seem to confuse hysterical blubbing with being (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 4, 22:19:15
  - you can be pissed off at the result without questioning the attitude effort and (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 22:24:19
    - Where have I questioned the effort? I've said I think they were a bit complacent? (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 4, 22:29:22
      - yeah this is obvious from other times the pressure has been too much (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:30:17
  - yep people on here as bothered as the commentators just laughing it off (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:24:17
- pretty much no one on here predicted a loss to Wigan (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Mar 4, 22:11:21
  - But secretly we were all fearing it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 22:15:24
    - true that (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Mar 4, 22:16:46
  - errr... and? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Mar 4, 22:13:21
    - that it was predictable, wasn't really (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Mar 4, 22:14:05
  - Well, obviously. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:12:51
  - i said i had a bad feeling about it just before ko (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 22:12:44
PM to all those going tonight, please don't start moaning if we're not 4-0 up by half time (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 4, 10:28:14
- I'm booing the SHIT out of the hogroast hutch if Jimathon Nasiums scouting report is true (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 4, 10:58:35
  - I'll join you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Mar 4, 10:59:44
- you and your unreasonable expectations (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 4, 10:38:17
- Also if we do lose or draw tonight and you boo at FT you are an absolute moron. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 4, 10:37:20
  - can i boo at half time if we're losing or drawing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 10:51:19
    - Surely that falls under BSE's initial request? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 4, 10:56:02
      - oh yeah, i should concentrate on my work really... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 11:58:41
  - don't think that will happen to be quite frankly very honest with you (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 10:39:14
    - I think you're right to be honest but its a team in the bottom three, there will be a LOT (General Chat) - megson, Mar 4, 10:55:15
Thank goodness, English football is saved. (NCFC) - King, Mar 3, 08:42:54
- Surely what actually needs to happen in this is for a hard cap on squad size to be imposed (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Mar 3, 10:03:23
  - This. Let players play competitive football down the pyramid. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 3, 11:36:22
  - don't Chelsea have over 30 players out on loan or something? (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 3, 10:08:37
    - Precisely. Wiki lists 26 Chelseas players out on loan. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Mar 3, 10:22:32
- Hello Chaps, we?d like you to ?back? our JPT proposal (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 3, 09:02:47
- it's just a greg dyke FA proposal, no need for panic capt mainwaring (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 3, 09:00:23
- Could be good as long as all of the u21 teams contain only players under the age of 21 (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 3, 08:55:05
- it's all about the ????? (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 3, 08:53:46
- Slippery Slope Ahoy? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 08:50:30
- I think it's a good idea actually, i'm bot sure how competitive u21 football can be. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 3, 08:46:08
  - Yeah and some of the smaller clubs might get good attendances they wouldn't have got (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 3, 08:49:43
    - and the potential to get knocked out earlier and less chance of ever seeing Wembley (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 3, 09:46:48
    - Yep, agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 3, 09:19:35
Who would you most like to score the winner on Sunday? For me it's (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Feb 27, 09:39:54
- Some sort of freak goal like the ones they specialised in against us in the 90's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 27, 11:42:23
- Super Jonny Howson (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 27, 11:30:45
  - I have a feeling Lego will score this Sunday. He is due one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 27, 11:37:28
- Which of the six will count as the winner? (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 27, 10:19:36
  - sorry Chas didn't see vvvv (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 27, 10:31:19
- Whittacker (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 27, 10:19:32
- 1) Whittaker 2) Murphy 3) Olsson (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 27, 10:02:12
- Me, obvs (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 27, 09:57:21
- Big John Ruddy. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 27, 09:56:34
  - From a goalkick. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 27, 09:57:21
    - nah (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 27, 10:30:29
      - Or a header at corner and he peels off to the Barclay and jumps in to be engulfed by the f (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 27, 11:22:00
- 1. Triple deflected clearance going in off some Town players arse (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Feb 27, 09:52:39
- Bradders.......screamer from 30yrds. He deserves it. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 09:50:56
  - this ^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 27, 10:05:18
- Is the winner the 1st or the 6th goal? (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 27, 09:48:37
  - first (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Feb 27, 09:49:29
    - Wesser (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 27, 10:02:57
- I'd prefer a score line so emphatic that to call any of the goals 'winner' (NCFC) - woody, Feb 27, 09:47:00
- Jonno. natch. There's a new legend in town. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 27, 09:46:19
- Mings (og) (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 27, 09:42:09
Following on from the Charlton post down there, anyone been in Carra after hours? (NCFC) - megson, Feb 26, 15:22:25
- Climbed over the turnstiles to get in Leyton Orients ground (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Feb 26, 18:08:11
- When I was a nipper.... (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 26, 16:21:12
- A couple of friends have ?played? rugby at Twickenham was nearly 20 years ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 26, 16:20:09
- I did the same at Headingley cricket ground as a drunken student (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 26, 15:55:07
  - Probably shoot you at Lords for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 26, 16:12:58
    - Lol. Probably give you a good shoeing in Leeds if they caught you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 26, 17:03:17
- Ooh, I have! (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 26, 15:54:11
  - Ha ha excellent! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 26, 16:04:01
Oooh, I say..... (Other Football) - Bungle, Feb 26, 12:55:19
- Here's a vine of it (possibly nsfw if you work in a humourless environment) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 26, 13:28:02
  - Does seem a little 'staged' like a fillum sex scene (normal not porn) (Other Football) - megson, Feb 26, 15:15:13
- One for McNasty a new Canary Experience, have sex on the pitch for only ?500 (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Feb 26, 13:27:37
  - The 69ers Lounge. (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Feb 26, 13:37:55
  - Platinum package, ?2000 - 'partner' supplied by club. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 26, 13:28:54
    - Super Platinum ?50,000 - Larrold supplies his ex (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 26, 13:31:26
      - That's too much for a latex doll ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 26, 13:36:44
      - ?10,000 - Larrald joins you to watch. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 26, 13:32:41
- Must action their supporters will have seen all season. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 26, 13:17:28
- deep in the valley (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 26, 12:58:01