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"Norwich to be drunk dry of bears this weekend" (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:48:24
- i haven't been out drinking for weeks yes weeks (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 16:55:11
- Otto's probably going to have to do a new edition of his book (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:49:18
  - I'm bringing mine for him to sign (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:55:46
    - Good idea, I might do that too! How exciting, I've never met a published author before! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 28, 16:28:11
  - I'm worried (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:52:06
    - You'll be fine. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:56:38
      - ^^ Bookmark this. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:58:19
        
        he didn't specify which Sunday (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 15:00:39
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 15:01:50
    - Don't worry. I'll be on hand to guide you through. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:54:03
      - Is Otto worried, do you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:54:39
        
        The only thing that will worry Otto (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:56:26
        
        There's a fine mirror in the cludgies, and the've got the hand/hair drier going at last (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 15:00:00
        
        No. He's used to huge larging it in Brighton. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:56:19
    - Jim, just don't follow them to the nightclub. This is what happened last time, (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:53:15
      - that is a truly horrible picture (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 14:54:02
        
        In what way? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:55:08
    - You'll still be in Havanas at 3.38am on Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:52:45
      - Great, that's made my mind up then. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:58:30
        
        You at the Holiday Inn next to Adsdas up the Sportspark (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:02:47
        
        Good value, but I'm keeping my beloved football club afloat (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 15:06:25
        
        that's where i'll be for the last game of the season (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 15:56:09
SSN Breaking News: Adrian Mutu has failed another drugs test (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:21:50
- I'll never forgive him for Fulham. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:32:26
- More good news (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 28, 14:24:01
  - More good news (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:26:59
    - More good news (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:34:09
      - good (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:35:11
    - Football is dying (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:31:18
      - Do you know what really fucks me off about the reporting of this? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:34:59
        
        Yes ^^^ Yes ^^^ and... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:41:15
      - Dont let Selwyn hear you say that... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:33:19
        
        selwyns can f off (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:35:38
    - and yet they've still been signing players (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 14:30:10
      - Amazing isn't it ? They've been bought twice this season alone (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:34:33
        
        I loved the idea that it would only be players on a 'free' (Other Football) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:50:52
        
        Agreed. Only way they could get even worse would be to sign Mutu (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:52:19
    - surely the advertisers have paid for that up front too and wont be happy (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:29:47
    - Time to take them down into the woods behind the shed (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:28:57
      - yep - hated them and their shit ground since they threw snooker balls at us (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:34:22
      - Cant we use an eletric bolt gun thingy? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:31:14
        
        Or a pair of nail clippers and a bottle of vinegar ? That would be far more fun (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:32:05
  - What's good about that ? Rather see the scum go down (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:24:51
- I'd've thought he'd know enough about them to pass the test by now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:22:28
Where do you all sit at Carrow then..... Lower Barclay Blk B Row E Seat 31 is me (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jan 28, 14:17:11
- next to my husband (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:51:33
  - and where do you and your husband drink pre-game.... he owes me (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jan 28, 14:59:27
- Lower Barclay E, P (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:50:09
- LB block C (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jan 28, 14:46:31
- RIVER END! (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:44:36
- On my arse.......unless we've just scored! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 28, 14:37:58
- Block E Row G Seat 120 (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:31:07
  - Can you tap selwyns on the head from there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:44:23
    - Unfortunately, not. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:52:13
    - selwyns are a bit further back (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:50:14
      - I shared a seezun tickutt with Brandonio one year... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:55:06
      - uhmayzun (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:50:59
        
        Teddy Bear, Norfolk Moby and Fish Head!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:53:41
        
        The ones at front even put those to shame (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 15:07:08
  - thats an ErowGenous Zone (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:36:47
    - Nice. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:40:37
- I sit on the lap of a 40 stone man from Kings Lynn. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 28, 14:25:00
- always try for the lower Barclay first (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 14:24:25
- City Stand, Cathedral, Row J, Seat 67 (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 28, 14:22:49
- Nowhere (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 14:21:55
- Lower Barclay D S109 (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 28, 14:21:36
- I was Blk D Row L Seat 98 i think (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 14:19:32
- Lower Barclay A J 20 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:19:26
- Jarold usually, when I go (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 14:19:16
- Upper Barclay, wherever there's a seat. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jan 28, 14:19:11
  - I might try that next time. I used to like it oop there in t gods (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 14:19:56
    - Thare be dragons. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:20:40
      - Didn't see any (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 14:21:32
Attenzioni c'est pour a la: Monsieur Bay D'Arizona esq (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 13:21:21
- c'est bon (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 13:43:50
- I watched The Reader with Kate Winsletts in the other night (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 13:41:47
  - i saw them as well (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 13:47:21
  - she's nice, she is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 13:44:36
    - And regularly gets them out too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 13:53:42
  - I've read the book but not seen the film (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 13:44:07
    - spoiler......> Their heads FALL OFF! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 13:48:20
- I had an e-mither yesterday telling me that the bookage of the very same is on its way. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:23:47
  - oh. well you'll love TTV the book anyhow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 13:30:11
  - Shantaram? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:24:57
    - I've had that on my bookshelf for quite a long time (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 13:45:31
      - I think so, but I do have a slight obsession as you know. Mumbai is brill. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:46:49
        
        I've just started reading White Tiger (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 13:48:20
        
        it's not that it's a bad book (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 13:55:56
        
        I really enjoyed the last Ben Elton I read. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:58:48
        
        they weren't cliched nonsense then? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 14:08:11
        
        What, the 1984-alike? Yes absolutely. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:10:44
        
        oh, well that's irritating me immensely (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 14:14:14
        
        It looks very good actually. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:48:03
        
        ^^^ This man ^^^^ knows the best place to get books (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 13:59:26
        
        Thanks! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:00:06
    - Yessum. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:26:05
      - It's post-apocalyptic so I think that means the A47. Hint watched ut yit, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 13:27:12
        
        I really really really want to see that, but my Rule dictates that I must read the book fi (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:28:52
        
        Not just me with that rule then... (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jan 28, 13:32:15
        
        The books shtot. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:29:50
        
        God yes, ripped through that fucker in short order. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:30:33
        
        It's top of the range. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:35:37
        
        I need the equivalent for this year so get a move on pls. (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 13:38:57
        
        I wish. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:00:52
        
        I'm not sure there would have been more Lisbeth books (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:05:09
        
        I'm waiting for the second film. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:10:53
        
        They've made a filum??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:16:22
        
        I've seen it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:20:07
        
        I think he'd "finished" the Salandar character - *** POSSIBLE SPOILERS *** (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:08:54
        
        That's what I meant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 14:20:52
        
        I really liked that too. Much sillier than his usual. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:40:32
        
        Normally with his books (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 13:43:29
        
        D'yer know what it reminded me of? Chuck Palahniuk (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:56:26
        
        good point (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 14:00:28
        
        Derek Achoras should contact him and collaborate on a 4th. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:37:53
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:30:22
        
        I have the same rule, as a rule, except I have such a backlog of books at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 13:29:44
        
        what else would you have a rule as? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 13:31:02
        
        well, as an exception (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 13:34:13
        
        bean (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:32:12
        
        Fly swat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:31:40
        
        more sensible than using one as a bean, anyway. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 13:35:51
        
        Not so much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:36:27
        
        Did you like your Eeyore picture? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:38:18
        
        couldn't access it at work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 14:05:54
        
        This any good? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:14:46
        
        ha ha. Yes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 14:17:53
        
        I don't think he'd leave before the end of the season. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:19:16
        
        And if they told him it was now or never? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 14:20:28
        
        (I ask 'cos I think I'm not being Eeyore-ish on this (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 14:21:07
        
        Dunno. Too many variables. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 14:32:10
- SPEAK ENGLISH BOY! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 13:23:39
  - ^^ that is fucking rich coming from t'northen language strangler (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 13:33:13
    - Yorkshire, the heart of Britain, biggest county, and the best (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 13:45:45
Scott Minto is a good summariser (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 28, 12:21:33
- He's started doing La Liga and he's a bit out of it at the moment (Other Football) - pants, Jan 28, 13:12:28
- Chicken and peas and creosote the fence... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 12:47:10
  - Beans. It was beans. Not peas. (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:49:15
    - I wasn't paying that much attention due to being bored shitless (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 12:56:56
      - It was astonishingly boring. Almost like he did it for a bet. (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 13:01:32
- Agreed. Shearer is quite possibly the dullest person ever and not just on TV (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 12:33:13
  - Dunno. Reckon Michael Owen is duller. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:35:22
    - what about sports personality of the year Giggs (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 12:51:28
      - Dull, but not Mickey Owen dull. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:53:07
    - Whatchoo talkin about Willis, have you not seen the Lucozade adverts??? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 12:36:17
- "...football fans aren't thick..." - are you sure? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:27:57
  - Im not fik (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 12:29:42
- Speak for yourself. I'm as thick as shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:23:08
  - I knew that (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 28, 12:26:12
    - lollipop lollipop oh loly lolly lolly lollipop. Ba dum dum dum. (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:28:27
      - Cunt. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:35:02
        
        I know. I fucking hate that song and that smugger than smug advert. (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:40:06
        
        Its a fine day, People open windows, They leave their houses, Just want a short walk, (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:37:02
        
        Who is that song by and what is it called? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:41:32
        
        Miss Jane - It's a Fine Day. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:42:31
        
        Oh. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:44:39
    - I'm fick an all (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 12:28:24
- Didn't he do a journalism degree? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:22:59
  - yep (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 28, 12:25:27
  - Also thought Rosenior was better than Claridge on the League Show (Other Football) - camcan, Jan 28, 12:24:39
    - Agreed about Roseniorseniorbaiano, but not about Andy Gray, I think he's a very good anal (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 12:35:20
    - Richard Keys gets on my moobs (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 12:27:30
      - They should replace hairyhands with Jeffrey Stelling (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 12:37:06
I see one of the topics on twtd at the moment is "whats for lunch" (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 28, 12:14:47
- Nannana, Napple, Norange. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:20:29
- Ham samwidges with Goan Extra Hot Lime sauce (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:19:12
- Copyright WOTB (All of time) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 12:18:10
Whatever happened to Phrankin? (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 28, 12:10:38
- whatever happened to KDDD/tehwatch? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 12:21:55
- Pantsbot tells me his last post (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 28, 12:18:43
  - i got that a bit wrong dint i? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 12:28:42
- Spanked himself to death (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 12:15:32
- he gave up on football (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 12:12:39
- Are you doing the curry or just the bears? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:12:19
  - Probably just bears. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 28, 12:16:56
    - Rumours of rocco's on PoW Road (jafski's suggestion - I hint bin, Tumbly has). Meeting (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:18:46
      - All the old top boys go in there. Sad and funny at the same time. However.... (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:24:22
        
        Good, innit? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:27:49
        
        Might do the Coach actually - closer. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:38:03
        
        How many times have you re-fallen off the wagon of gout this month? (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 12:33:32
        
        I know of one big fall off - before, during and after the Brentford game. Is that three? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:35:19
        
        Only the once, last satdee. It's the fucking truth too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:34:30
        
        Help! (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 12:46:29
        
        Oi! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:49:51
        
        watch this! (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 13:01:07
        
        Gwarn! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:03:49
        
        I might just do a massive flounce (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 13:07:18
        
        Apparently you're leg is being pulled. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:17:58
        
        Well that's a silly thing to do on the internet (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 13:30:52
        
        Barely know? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:38:52
        
        I know she's a fucking nobhead (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 13:43:35
        
        I thought you meant me! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 13:53:57
        
        ^^^ On tilt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:35:28
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:23:50
        
        I'll believe you... (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 12:39:30
        
        Bitburger Drive. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:37:33
        
        Yuksters. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:53:21
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:31:39
        
        Do the NHS drink there? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:25:27
        
        I don't know. But you'll see some of the old boys in their Stone Island. (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:27:01
      - Go past that on the bus on the way to FCR. Looks norty. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:22:56
        
        Thass woi jafski goes in, in his George jumper. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:24:00
        
        Michael Foulger can sometimes be found in there after a match. (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:25:26
        
        He like a tipple. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:26:07
        
        Yeah, but did you go cottaging with Munby at Lord's? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:28:45
        
        he bought you a drink once (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 12:27:52
        
        No doubt. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 28, 12:27:28
      - Will you hold up a card with his name on (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 12:20:47
      - I thinnk a lot of top boys go in there pre match. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 28, 12:20:40
- his head fell off. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 28, 12:11:48
Great to see a BRIT in the Aussie Open final (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 12:10:34
- Tough one for the Aussies this (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 12:18:22
  - He doesn't hate England. That story was NOTW-tastic (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 12:22:25
    - Yes he does, he's Scottish. It's genetic. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:23:57
      - Today he is British. Let's wait until Sunday for the final judgement (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 12:26:04
FAO Tombs - not long now (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:56:33
- i hope you don't keep going on about lattitude saturday night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 11:58:40
  - Lamb boner?? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:02:22
    - no i'm not i'm english (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:07:24
  - I won't mention it once (maybe secretly to BOSS! or Martaay, but not to you). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:59:51
    - You can regale us with the Borley Rectory story. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:18:50
      - Get In! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:22:39
        
        I like Borley Rectory. Right spooky intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 12:34:01
        
        It can be like a toast at the beginning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:30:30
        
        I was gutted to be missing out of bears and currage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:36:32
        
        We're doing another - probably last hum game of the season. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:39:11
        
        AHA. We're already planning on doing the last game of the season (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:41:25
        
        i've already got me tickets bought for that 'un (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 12:51:56
        
        Eh? Are they on sale? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:53:33
        
        i'm doing an experience (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 13:26:38
        
        Does this mean you won't be up for Ginwee and a curry? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 13:31:39
        
        possibly a bear (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 13:43:05
        
        oooOOOOOOooo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 13:29:30
        
        Bring a coat with bigger sleeveholes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:42:08
        
        It's May. I might not do a coat at all. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 12:44:47
        
        Pffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 12:44:44
    - i'd love to go to lattitude (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:01:34
      - You could take it, just strap it to your back like all the other (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:03:32
        
        Or put it in a jug of Pimms until it goes to sleep. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:04:16
        
        Indeed - is it called Jacob? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:05:27
        
        that's crackers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 28, 12:10:29
        
        i've got 4 kids, 2 girls and 2 boys all called jacob (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:06:34
      - what you mean your wife won't let you go with the babysitter? (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 12:03:03
        
        specially when the baby sitters are my ma and pa! (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:05:39
      - I was going to go this year but will be in Barbados instead.. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 28, 12:02:36
        
        Can't have it all ways I suppose. There's always next year. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:03:15
        
        who's doing the headline? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:09:12
        
        Lots of rumours - Mumford and Sons, Fleet Foxes, FaTM, Friendly Fires, Midlake, Hot Chip, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:11:44
      - 6 months' notice. Should be fine. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:02:05
        
        yerbut, you need 6 months to get over 4 nights with my 4 kids (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:04:47
        
        mrs mbk isn't doing V this year. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:09:18
        
        i've got my ticks in the yellow camp this year (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 28, 12:14:21
        
        Always go Yellow. They've done away with the quiet zone though which is a fucker. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 12:17:27
        
        4!!! Kin hell, sounds like you should haveof had a foo more nights away on your own. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:06:25
What size is something like The Wire when put on my iphone? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:41:35
- Ask Jafski! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 12:57:43
- Huge Large. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 28, 11:54:20
- Huge (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 11:51:07
- It depends on the resolution of the video (number of pixels wide and tall) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:51:04
  - thanks muchly (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:55:44
- You'd need the 3GS really. It's a pretty large thing. One episode of the wire would need (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 11:45:02
  - I'd (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:49:17
- Depends how big your iphone is. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 28, 11:42:44
  - 16BG (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:53:00
    - Just watch it on the telly, got to be easier surely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 11:54:50
      - shut it grandpa (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:55:57
        
        More to do with ease of use than age. IF I had an eyefone and wanted to watch (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:00:02
        
        You need an iPad then (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 12:06:40
        
        I don't, I've got a telly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:07:47
        
        Can't take your telly with you when you're out and about though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 12:09:01
PC Shiny Buttons (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:33:43
- "cop" - must be a sister paper of the Sun (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 11:48:18
  - Mirror (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 11:56:21
- talk about blowing it out of proportion! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 11:39:22
- Was hoping that was going to be a link to a new shiny hightech keyboard. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:38:37
  - FAO Tombs - not long now! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:55:32
    - oopsie (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:55:58
  - me too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 11:46:07
    - ^^^resident geeks^^^ (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:47:44
Concerning? (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jan 28, 11:01:32
- Mogga? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 11:05:36
- SunSport asked the Celtic manager if he felt under pressure. He said: (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 11:04:02
- don't think Lambert would leave this season now (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:02:59
  - Don't agree with at all, sadly (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:03:53
    - would he now though? (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:21:13
      - no (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:29:53
      - Take the Eeyore factor into account. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:28:17
        
        true (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:35:23
    - he might take teapot with him (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:06:04
    - 57,066 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:05:58
      - thank you. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:11:39
      - I've always wanted to go there. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 11:07:29
        
        I've been (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:08:57
      - mostly cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:06:47
        
        only the Scottish ones (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 11:30:35
  - no better than league one (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:03:16
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:02:11
Murray is currently 100% British (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 10:51:03
- things looked so bad in the first set i layed murray (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:57:20
  - jammy fuck (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:00:20
    - tiny green tbf (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 11:01:20
      - I LUMPED on Cilic 3-0 (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:02:11
  - superb now (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 10:58:37
    - not quite superb (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 11:00:35
      - meant those two points really (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:01:09
        
        has he? No longer a break up in the 3rd? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:02:46
        
        he had 2 sets points on cilic serve that was all (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 11:04:30
        
        2 on his own serve now (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 11:04:57
        
        booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oom (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 11:05:38
        
        fucked that game up - serving for set now 30-0 (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:03:38
- Not so sure about that. 1-1 and a break up in the 3rd (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 10:54:05
  - nonono - at least 90% British (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 10:55:29
    - He wins this set on his own serve, then 75/25 (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 10:59:31
    - cilic very fatigued (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:57:54
      - yep - lots of 5 setters and breathing hard (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 10:59:32
- Hibernian are having a good season too (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jan 28, 10:52:26
- Good haircut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:52:00
  - Yes thanks (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jan 28, 10:54:42
    - that's nice (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:00:01
Aussie Open smacks of being a bit amaturish at times, organisational wise I mean (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:26:05
- Eh? (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 10:36:45
  - They haven't, yet, shot those pricks chanting "Let's Go Andy Let's Go *clap* *clap*" (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 10:47:33
  - They do piss themselves though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 10:37:29
    - haha yeah (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:41:41
      - Do they? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:42:22
        
        ... (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:56:09
        
        er what. the. fuck. (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:07:41
        
        that would haveof been covered here with a risk assesment! (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 11:00:29
- in what way? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:27:05
  - It's in f***ing Australia for starters (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jan 28, 10:30:04
  - a lot of the umpires dont seem very well drilled in terms of following a 'protocol' (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:28:55
    - these umpires do the whole circuit you mug (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:35:14
      - well why are they 'behaving' differently at the AO to wimbledon then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:36:33
        
        they're shocking all year round tbh (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:37:38
        
        And probably even worse at Wimbledon as they have to have the token British ones (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 10:40:59
        
        i dont watch enough tennis to know, only the grand slams, but the standard this year has (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:40:07
        
        the line judges have been terrible (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:40:37
        
        no doubt (n/m) (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:44:18
    - plus the interruption for fireworks the other day annoyed me, just seemed amateur (n/m) (Other Sports) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:29:44
Predictions................. (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:09:57
- What on earth made you so optimistic back in June? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:35:19
  - I had a premonition, i have ?100 on us to go up as Champs....... (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:39:05
    - ?100! Nice - what odds did you get? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:42:45
      - I got 3/1 the day after we lost to ColScum........... (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:46:37
        
        3/1???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:51:30
        
        Yes seriously 3/1, i thought it would be more than that (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:53:21
        
        Shocking odds (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:00:23
        
        Oh I see (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:57:12
        
        Botwrights in Bungay, he wasnt offering 7/1 before the start of the season................ (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:02:04
        
        Presumably from the Martins and entourage? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:07:52
        
        Martins? They are from Beccles (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:14:29
        
        Oh, yeah, of course... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:45:19
        
        Chris Martin = The Beccles Express. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:16:42
        
        Though having said that his brother and sister work with me in Bungay (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:19:33
      - I did ?30 pre season as champs 7/1 - after ColWho it was 24/1 (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:46:06
        
        Crikey, the Bookies in Bungay must be really tight, he has never offered 24/1 for anything (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:48:08
        
        Did you seriously get 24/1 Jumbo? i find that hard to believe after one game (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:51:45
        
        pretty sure it was - didn't do it as I already dad the 7/1 shot riding (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:54:47
    - My mum and dad used to take us to Bungay for Sunday lunch sometimes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:42:08
      - what did you have (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:43:07
        
        Roast beef... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:45:06
    - I have just truly laughed out loud at that message body (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:40:51
- I was never asked but if I had been I'd have said... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:31:00
  - You and Selwyn. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:33:52
    - That's not very nice Mr Sphinx... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:38:51
      - Oh I've not heard about that before. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:43:52
- Even if you didnt make a prediction then, you can now (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:26:06
  - brilliant, CHAMPIONES! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:26:54
- I'm not on there, but I thought 6th-10th. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 10:25:54
  - mbk bookmarked my top two teams tweet (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:43:00
- 2nd (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 10:25:19
- I'll stick to my prediction of champions (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 10:22:19
- Phew, I thought that was going to be another complaint... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 28, 10:21:18
- I didn't do one. I'll go for 9th (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 28, 10:13:12
- wow so many mug predictions there (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:12:33
  - Agreed (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 10:31:07
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 10:36:35
    - lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:35:14
Break up in the 2nd. Sense of Britishness returning, whiff of haggis receding. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:56:40
- Some good pumpage too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:58:35
Murrage a break down in the first set - slowly becoming more Scottish and less British. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:17:31
- Hang on... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 09:28:20
  - Wasn't your 'Pull Thru' Barker' a tennis related post? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 28, 09:40:52
    - Haha - very good (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:28:53
  - It's on in the office. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:29:41
- Scotch bottler, Famous Grouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jan 28, 09:27:10
FAO Yellalee (NCFC) - CityForLife, Jan 28, 00:42:45
- Woah there - what has happened there? I'll check it out later (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 28, 09:50:53
  - I think I know what has happened (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 28, 09:59:41
    - Bit of a late reply but cheers mate! As long as I'm in there I'm happy! (n/m) (NCFC) - CityForLife, Jan 30, 20:31:50
- He's right you know. Prediction league scandal - now we know how YL does so well (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 08:26:04
  - He fucking well relegated me half way through this season for no reason... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 09:07:09
    - Don't forget Mr "Oh yes Lee I'll host it for you" Arizona Bay. 2nd in the league. (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 28, 09:18:06
      - Ahem. *Top* of the league, thank you, not 2nd. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:26:13
        
        It's a fucking disgrace. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 28, 09:29:10
        
        Deal with it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:31:32
        
        Oh I will sonny Jim, I will. This is going straight to the top. (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 28, 09:35:48
        
        Not the dreaded COE? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:00:46
        
        Wrath Advisory Committee, Council of Elders (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:24:07
Spud faced cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 22:01:10
- He'd better do this for England (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 27, 22:05:38
  - he is going to get injured/burn out (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 27, 22:25:49
    - Will probably happen and Gerrard is already fucked. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 27, 22:48:54
Nice to see all the Nodge fans at Old Trafford supporting Bellamy! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 20:12:38
- Aw, lovely. They've lent him some change for the parking meter (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 27, 21:13:04
- One of the cunts just coined him (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 27, 21:10:31
  - I bet no action is taken. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Jan 27, 21:22:35
    - The FA are appointing their crack investigators as we speak (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 27, 21:27:24
  - Oh Fucksticks! What's the away goal rule in this? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 27, 21:11:30
    - AET (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 21:11:48
      - what a clever system (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jan 27, 21:28:37
      - ta (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 27, 21:16:18
- Don't like it. We have the monopoly on yellow and green... (Other Football) - manc_yello, Jan 27, 20:33:47
  - You'd make a mint though - selling y&g scarves outside OT (n/m) (Other Football) - manc_yello, Jan 27, 20:34:39
    - First prick to come up to me and say "How long have you followed United?" gets (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 20:39:20
      - ...and their spiel is "green and gold 'til the club is sold"... (Other Football) - manc_yello, Jan 27, 21:05:05
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 20:41:44
- agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 27, 20:18:09
Palace name 3 substitutes against Newcastle (Other Football) - mr chimp, Jan 27, 19:39:10
- Well in Chimpers. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 20:38:10
- We definitely need to get promoted this season (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:42:16
  - Derby and Reading seem to be following the route we took. (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 27, 19:53:09
  - several in the league this season (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jan 27, 19:52:30
    - true, might be even harder next season though (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:55:03
      - Probably slightly easier. (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 27, 20:23:56
        
        who pulled your chain? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 20:41:05
      - May as well I guess (n/m) (Other Football) - mr chimp, Jan 27, 19:57:55
The Yellalee(tm) Prediction League (c) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:16:56
- easy easy easy - I think FP and Garry 2R's copied me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 20:17:26
- Yellalee leading... hmmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:27:44
- loj is having a bit of a 'mare - it doesn't look like I was particularly optimistic either (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 27, 19:25:09
  - Oh yea of little faith (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 27, 19:34:11
    - Gunn was still in charge when I made my predictions (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:35:10
      - same here, I thought I had been quite optimistic as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 19:37:57
        
        ha! me too. I thought mid-table was stretching it a bit back then (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:40:02
- ffs mid table obscurity (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 19:23:04
  - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 27, 19:32:43
- good god, bottom (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 19:19:17
FAO pants (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 18:11:02
- should haveof asked Jafski (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 20:20:41
- They're avi files (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 18:22:25
  - but how do i do it? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 18:38:53
    - Get "handbrake" to convert software to ifoon compatible files. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:05:32
      - good work thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 19:36:05
      - Then you have to put 'em into itoons, and thence to the ifoon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:15:21
    - iTunes itself can convert some video formats. Otherwise, you need to convert it to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:42:12
      - average work thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 19:36:17
      - I've used this with no problems at all (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 18:56:37
        
        good work thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 19:35:55
    - Don't you have to do everything through iTunes? Unless it is jailbroken. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:40:31
- Place your eyefone on a flat surface and then (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 18:20:55
Confirmed: iPad (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:10:37
- I'm the closest I've ever been to saying "meh". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:03:52
- let me know when I can roll it up and put it in my pocket and then i might think about it (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 27, 18:32:43
  - I have already seen a roll up screen last year I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:35:23
    - that was just a conceptual hing though wunt it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 18:57:27
    - Yep, I have seen a couple of Android / WM concepts as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:39:43
  - exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:35:04
- Confirmed: iRrelevant (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 27, 18:31:04
  - Yep, I don't get it either. Where / when would you use it? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:38:49
- No Flash, whats the point? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 27, 18:27:14
  - That's crazy, isn't it. Coming soon though, according to Adobe? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:37:14
    - It's not a technology thing, but again Apple's ridiculous licensing policies (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:39:47
  - that is the single most annoying thing about the iPhone (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:34:37
- quite a big phone (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 18:14:13
- wow. dunt look that great, does it (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 18:12:21
  - ... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:16:38
  - i'll wait for the Windows one, that's guaranteed to be far less restricted... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:13:40
    - Android version (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 18:20:04
      - Yep, you can have one of those if you want (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 18:21:18
  - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 18:13:18
FAO: pants (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 16:28:26
- prediction league? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 16:46:24
  - Coming tomorrow - updates are made, and awaiting AB Enterprises to complete (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 16:50:23
    - FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:56:13
      - ^^^ He's got his parts on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:18:19
- ta :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:40:33
- Yeah, that ^^^^ is the sort of thing I meant (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 16:34:40
By the way - in the chatty last night.... which one of you logged in (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:35:52
- And how exactly did it save their marriage? (General Chat) - Small, Jan 27, 15:17:50
  - Sucking tummy string out of your lover's bumby (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 15:21:58
    - I'm going to regret this, but what's a bumby? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:47:31
      - arse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 15:48:43
        
        oh (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:53:50
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 27, 15:25:06
    - chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 15:22:41
- Hey Suggsy, is it too late to say Amanda nobhead Holden? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:07:59
  - AAAAAARGGHHHH, don't mention its name!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 15:13:41
  - Oh and whoever said Jennifer Aniston needs to take a long hard look at themselves (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:09:02
    - I can't help it if your standards are so low (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 15:14:38
      - She can tickle my balls with her extra long stubbly chin all she likes (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:17:58
    - Or Jennifer Aniston (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 15:13:19
- Damn near ruined mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 15:05:02
- Sorry (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 27, 14:57:33
- Not me (General Chat) - Felchingsavedmymarri, Jan 27, 14:46:06
  - Hello Ben (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 14:55:12
- nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:44:29
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Shaggy, Jan 27, 14:44:14
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:44:01
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 14:43:51
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:42:54
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 14:41:26
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:40:49
- Not me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 14:39:42
  - Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:46:43
    - There's always one (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 14:47:03
      - One what? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:48:30
        
        that ballses up where they wanted to post (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 14:49:43
        
        I haven't got time for all that, I'm trying to keep UK manufacturing going! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:50:52
What about right, say, if you had just done a sari from Mr Singh, Stalls No. 110/111 on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:00:11
- fanny hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:37:35
  - lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:43:54
- Braeburns Plums Forum (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 13:21:45
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:23:08
- Forum. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:20:26
  - A profligate breaburner (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:26:33
    - Why profligate? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:28:50
      - as in without morals (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:32:29
        
        "Shamelessly immoral" - I like that. Debauched. Actually, if you can be de-bauched... (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:36:03
- Polos (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 13:12:52
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:14:12
- option A in light of her bulky frame (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 27, 13:12:28
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:59
- Are they mint or fruit polos? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:09:54
  - It has no bearing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:18
    - It does if they take the taste away! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:11:09
      - Ok - some of the BSE nodgers are up this weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:11:47
        
        BSE nodgers, I thought it was just me and the other BSE's (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:13:29
        
        Actually I think I'd (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:12:49
        
        Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:44
- Option number "a" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:09:41
  - Tentative 'good'. One should really read the dilemma. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:55
    - Not necessarily (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:12:33
- i'm still upset by yesterday's false assertion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:09:00
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly Ralf 'Mary Avoider' Scrampton. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:45
    - don't care, you is wrong and you knows you is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:12:08
- I would probably..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:06:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:22
- (b), the polo thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 13:04:43
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:37
    - but he's not going back for them!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:08:07
      - I did consider this. However, they are still there for later whether or not he returns for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:06
        
        furry muff (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:10:32
- The BBC shop is no more. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 27, 13:04:26
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:08:09
- (a) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 13:02:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:48
- hang a bag of Braeburns from your plums and do a show for the ladies (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:01:37
  - my plums? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:02:06
    - lol - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:04:07
      - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:59
Chicken and Mushroom Slim a Soup, a nana and a yoggit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 12:56:24
- Ham and "Holy Cow" Goan Hot Lime Sauce sammidges. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 13:23:08
  - Nuffen (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:35:02
- Salami and cheese wraps innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 12:57:32
  - issit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:07:36
  - Big Mac Meal. (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 13:01:23
  - uncle ben's ding chicken rice (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:01:22
Speaking of entertainment, as Ralph was below, anyone seen BRMC live? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 11:15:54
- Yes. Fucking brilliant. Wall of noise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 13:26:20
- Yes and they were shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:30:31
  - Are Lo Anthem any good? I liked them on Jools and they are (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 11:42:40
    - Dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:44:47
- I'm on the same tour cbeebies, except I'm at Leeds. I can't chuffing wait (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 11:21:06
  - my fave song by a country (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 11:29:46
FAO Yellalee - no excuse now...come on, chop chop (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 09:15:26
- my predictions are looking much better now - I predicted a (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jan 27, 09:46:01
  - that's not a Jafski (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 10:06:57
- I'm waiting for it to be uploaded... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 09:33:37
  - Oh, hello, yes, you did send me that didn't you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 09:48:41
    - No probs - off now til lunchtime anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 09:49:26
Last time we were 1-0 down at HT to Walsall we eventually won 3-1 and won the title.. (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Jan 26, 20:37:18
- Henderson's finest hour, that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 26, 20:37:55
  - Tonight could be Codys finest hour? (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 20:41:04
    - hour? there's only 40 mins left (n/m) (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Jan 26, 20:55:05
    - it will be our greatest win if we get it tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 26, 20:41:56
      - until the next greatest win (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 20:45:11
        
        YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! 'Ave it!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jan 26, 21:37:21
CUNT (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 26, 20:21:10
- Thank you for that intelligent post! (n/m) (NCFC) - Horsford Yellow, Jan 26, 20:37:23
- yup. Norwich, Leeds and Charlton all to lose within 24 hours? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 26, 20:22:30
  - Plenty of time left, big ole floppy eared Eeyore. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 26, 20:34:08
    - less now though (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 26, 21:01:41
      - (I hardly ever post that I think we'll lose, by the way) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 26, 21:02:55
  - early doors yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 26, 20:29:03
    - kiss of death (NCFC) - matgore, Jan 26, 20:32:00
  - That'd be big odds... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 26, 20:28:57
  - I've been most worried about this game out (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 26, 20:28:24
    - I think a draw would be a big result tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 20:37:51
Who's attending the chatroom tonight? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 14:49:06
- Gary Pumperty is (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 26, 15:44:55
- float it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 26, 15:17:46
- i-player (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 26, 15:13:23
- Himmers sent sound: HORSES! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 26, 15:03:48
- Gonna try but have to take my car to a mechanic cos it's fucked... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 26, 15:01:12
- I will be (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 26, 14:55:04
  - For a change? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 15:16:08
    - Yeah, I'll sit there with my penis out eating biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 26, 15:17:28
      - For a change? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 15:20:24
        
        Himmers sent sound: silence (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 26, 15:23:33
- I don't know how it works (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 26, 14:52:47
- Me - i'll even be able to post something tongiht (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 26, 14:52:11
  - Yellalee, does the prediction league come back after tonights (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 26, 14:54:08
    - 'Mr Rules' there is taking the fucking piss me thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 26, 15:08:38
    - I did send an update round actually after the Colch game, appears to have been missed... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 26, 15:07:58
- I will be there. 0-3 tonight! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 26, 14:51:12
Uses for a cricket bat other than during the game of cricket. #17 (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:04:54
- not a very good lampshade (n/m) (Other Sports) - corfinWaller, Jan 25, 17:45:24
- smashing the shit out of a bloke what breaks into your house (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 17:16:41
  - bit of overkill there ralf (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:19:15
    - i have not seen this advert of which you speak (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 17:20:37
      - good luck (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:26:03
        
        I've got a baseball bat somewhere - will that do? (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 18:12:51
        
        somewhere? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 18:57:53
        
        my favourite (Other Sports) - Small, Jan 25, 18:01:00
        
        that looks like Brighton at the start (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 17:34:15
        
        Wouldn't know never been (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:37:28
- Would. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 17:06:36
- I'm glad the Halifax radio guys got off, HIGH FIVE! (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jan 25, 17:06:28
  - isn't it weird how adverts can piss you off? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:07:34
    - I despise advertising of all kinds (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 17:09:35
    - If they do, I normally learn to find them funny quickly (Other Sports) - pants, Jan 25, 17:08:11
      - some are obviously designed to irritate the nipples right off people (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 25, 17:09:50
      - You are not alone, sister (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 17:09:35
does anyone know what happened to rivals.net? (General Chat) - craggyisland04, Jan 25, 16:22:57
- its head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 16:30:09
  - Given that it's Canary Corner I think "It's head fell off" would be more appropriate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 16:31:45
    - Baned (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 16:34:02
      - Selwyns, Smudger, Bilverstone. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 16:46:11
        
        Are they not the same person then? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 25, 16:48:00
- It got Bilverstoned (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 16:28:14
  - ROFL (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jan 25, 16:36:46
- Sky shut it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 16:27:57
- sky bought it up and closed down all the sites (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 25, 16:27:06
- It shut down. The sites were offered to the webmasters to continue if they wanted to (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 16:25:56
Any wrathers ever been stung by jellyfish? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:01:04
- Get stung every summer by Lion's Mane jellies in Loch Linnhe (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 25, 14:26:21
- Yes - it stings for a little while and then goes away (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 14:08:59
  - its been three days and still hurts like buggery (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:35:22
    - 3 days? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 14:41:29
      - did, he gave me antihistimines and charged me 25 quid the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:44:03
  - Did it make you swell in certain areas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:09:46
    - No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 14:12:33
      - Yeah, fucking pervs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:13:28
        
        No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 14:15:31
        
        Carefully (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 14:17:21
- Urinate on it to take the pain away. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:05:17
  - urinate on the jellyfish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 14:07:14
    - yes in other words PISS ON THE FUCKING THING (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 25, 14:08:32
  - I did that, soon wore off though (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:06:51
    - Shit on it then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 14:16:39
  - Got to catch it first to do that, of course. Not easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 25, 14:05:59
    - Ha (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 14:09:32
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 25, 14:07:41
- were you swimming in the Wensum? unlucky (n/m) (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Jan 25, 14:03:59
- No. Sea Urchin, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 14:03:56
  - fucking hell, that happened to a friend in Mexico (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:06:31
    - I was really lucky. The barb came straight out. Little bastards. Was in Curacao. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 14:13:31
      - the urchin had been drinking? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 25, 14:43:05
- nasty little buggers (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 25, 14:02:49
- Did you ever put that sun front page on your work mates desks? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:02:08
  - no, I think that would've been totally out of order (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:04:55
- yes (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 14:02:02
  - Obviously (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:05:28
    - imagine if women had to be stung by jellyfish (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 14:09:53
  - I stuffed at least 28 of them up my rusty bullet hole... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:04:42
Umm ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:00:53
- I laughed... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:03:23
Whass that AHIFB mean then? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:24:13
- Autistic Hijacker Imitates Finnish Baboon (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:40:13
  - Hang on. You're just choosing random words that begin with the same letter, aren't you. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 13:46:49
    - Amazingly, Hindsight Is Flawed Basically (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:49:33
- Anthropological Humidifier Invades Fillipino Barmitsvah (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:38:10
  - Thank god, it's all become clear now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:39:48
    - they must of OD'd on yorkshire puddings and arrogance (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:41:27
- Anal hair is fucking beautiful (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 13:36:44
- Austrian Hotel Industry's Filthy Beavers (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:35:46
- andy hughes's itchy furry back? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 13:32:42
- Arizona homosexual ingested food Bay (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:32:29
- Andy Hughes is Fray Bentos (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 13:31:10
- Andy Hughes (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:27:22
  - 1 of the worst city players i have ever seen (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 25, 13:48:20
  - i liked him because he gave a shit (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:34:12
    - I hated him because all he gave was shit (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 13:38:04
      - and you drink Typhoo (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:40:23
        
        Better than what you drink (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:41:04
        
        you and your Advocaat can fuck off n'all (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:42:25
    - except for when he's trying to twat home fans of course (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:35:50
      - he went up in my estimation for that (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:36:58
        
        well, there are quite a few of our fans who could do with a twatting (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:39:13
        
        speak 4 yourself (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 25, 13:49:27
        
        there's always some nobber at games who talks absolute bollocks (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:55:09
        
        i know! i was kinda joking with you (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 25, 13:58:01
        
        oh , I thought you were shagging up our truce! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 14:02:18
        
        i would nerver do that (: youre only no.25 on my top wankers list at mo ): (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 25, 14:06:48
  - imagine that (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:30:47
    - Here innit (Other Football) - pants, Jan 25, 13:36:14
      - That's the one. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:43:10
        
        Like the other 20 odd thousand week in week out (Other Football) - pants, Jan 25, 13:44:48
      - sat with all his mates i see (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:43:09
    - blumment heck (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 25, 13:32:23
- andy hughes issa fucking bellend (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:26:03
BBC Late Kick Off, BBC1 2335 (NCFC) - bbclatekickoff, Jan 25, 13:10:29
- ah (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 25, 13:14:37
  - close (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:17:24
- All hail the i-player! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 25, 13:14:25
  - one have the best things on iplayer at the moment (no, ever) is this (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:16:46
    - I have indeed being keeping abreast of the series via iPlayer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 13:42:27
      - and such a magnificent idea (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:52:00
  - Except those of us living in There Be Dragons who aren't allowed to use it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:15:30
    - all hail the iPlayer (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:18:02
    - Good - you don't pay for it (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 13:16:51
      - i wish they'd develop a gizmo that meant bbc license payers could use it overseas (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:20:18
      - So ? I get BBC1,2,3,4,Entertainment,News24 and World (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:18:03
        
        ..and what have the Dutch done for us? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 25, 13:24:52
        
        they invented tulips, bland cheese, prossers and orange. (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:30:04
        
        lezzers, weed and Dennis Bergkamp (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:36:07
        
        and our cheese is anything but bland. Not our fault your supermarkets insist on (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:38:32
        
        Sounds like you should shut your face and count your blessings then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:21:15
        
        Keep up the good work. I demand iPlayer, since you are paying for it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:35:43
        
        If I was in charge, you wouldn't (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 13:20:18
Plane 1 - 1 Giraffe (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jan 25, 13:03:06
- Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin and invented the giraffe. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 25, 13:24:24
- Looks more like a 0-0 to me to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:21:45
- wonder what happened there then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:06:44
  - The giraffe fell out of the cockpit? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 25, 13:16:16
    - Perhaps the giraffe was flying the plane (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:18:17
      - Ah yes, accident waiting to happen (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 25, 13:27:14
  - i see, this picture clearly shows pilot error (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:11:21
- sad picture - I like G. Rafts they have the largest hearts of all land animals (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 25, 13:06:18
  - and an amazing system of valves that stop their brains exploding when they bend down for a (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:08:47
Hello to any Leeds fans passing by - hope you're having splendid day... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 12:57:21
- Bristols. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:59:25
- Leeds are scum, I really hope they don't get promoted. Another year of failure (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 12:58:53
  - Leeds will implode (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:01:54
I am eating what must genuinely be the gayest sandwiches ever made. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:49:55
- egg mayo and tomato in a wholemeal roll and a yoggit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 25, 13:03:33
- salami and dairylea sangers, basically (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 13:02:17
- DO NOT giylf "gay sandwiches" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:00:43
  - lollipops... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 13:01:18
- You disgust me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 12:57:50
- Parp! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 25, 12:57:29
- are you washing it down with a cup of camomile tea? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 12:57:18
  - Regliar PG Tips (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:58:15
    - What's the gayest normal tea? Must be Tetley's (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 13:21:52
      - fuck off, Tetley's is the king of main-stream teas (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 13:39:28
      - YORKSHIRE TEA!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 13:24:44
      - Deffo. All that gruff Northern "I'm reet Yorkshire me" - complete denialist closetism. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 13:24:05
        
        Although Typhoo rhymes with poo and I drink Typhoo, that's gotta be pretty gay (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 13:26:33
- ^^^ least suprising post of the day (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 25, 12:54:28
- it's like a big clover plant with purple flowers. (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jan 25, 12:54:27
- i used to be the proud owner of an alfasud (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 25, 12:53:19
Right, you wazzocks. Who's going to Norwich v Hartlepool on Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 25, 12:25:58
- ... (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 25, 13:02:19
- depends on what time it kicks off. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 12:51:10
- Neigh! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:50:27
  - PART-TIMER (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 13:19:25
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 25, 12:36:55
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 12:36:03
- oh yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 25, 12:30:08
- Me. Me. Me. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 25, 12:27:12
- nope.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 12:27:02
Leeds fans are starting to get worried. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 25, 11:16:57
- WACCOE. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:06:34
  - Oh, and by the way, I've lived in Leeds. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:07:32
  - Oh (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 12:07:24
    - It's still likely to end in tears... (NCFC) - woody, Jan 25, 12:23:57
- they love the word "Cunt" (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jan 25, 11:49:25
- oooooooooooh, get them! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 25, 11:45:53
- I like this... (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 25, 11:39:26
  - that aidy boothroyd is a joker (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 11:42:01
- And we thought our very own pink un was full of idiots (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 11:34:13
- one could say they're rather wacko (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Jan 25, 11:32:03
  - they're rather wacko (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 11:34:16
    - bravo old boy (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Jan 25, 11:35:24
      - Pas de probl?me, tout le plaisir est pour moi. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 11:37:49
- leeds...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 11:29:56
- Is that why their vocabulary has shrunk so far?! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 25, 11:27:29
  - FFS - i know every club has it's share of cretins, but this must beat the lot. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 25, 11:30:33
- WE ARE THE OUTCAST, THE BANISHED, THE SHUNNED, THE CHEATED, THE PUNISHED, THE FEARED. THE (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 11:25:41
  - They've missed one off (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 11:30:33
    - THE CHRIS MOYLES (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 25, 11:31:22
      - Unfairly maligned, he is (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 11:35:42
        
        did they get a nice helicoptor trip off of the top too? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 25, 11:39:05
- oooh, they are worried aren't they (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 11:22:48
- Strange. Has Lambert done something in particular to annoy them? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 25, 11:22:41
- they make some great points (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:20:54
  - My favourite (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 25, 11:24:59
    - lol you couldn't make this shit up. next they'll be saying we always play at home (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 25, 11:35:53
    - chortle, brilliant football messageboard logic! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jan 25, 11:31:18
    - Bunch of deacons (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 25, 11:29:58
    - I didn't get that far down (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:26:13
FIREWALLGOL! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 16:29:07
- was on the cards (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 24, 16:30:06
  - What cards? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 16:32:37
    - nectar ones (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 24, 16:33:47
      - I don't have one, they're shite innit (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 16:36:45
        
        me neither (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 24, 16:40:13
        
        I have a Nectoer card and it holds mucho pointage... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 16:39:00
        
        me neither, i've just turned ?40 of Tesco points into ?160 ferry vouchers though (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 24, 17:01:56
        
        Do what John? How's that work? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 17:05:17
        
        look see here: (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 24, 17:11:10
  - OFFSIDEGOL. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 16:31:24
    - no way was that offside (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jan 24, 16:34:25
NCFC letter to NOTW... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 16:06:30
- OooooOOOOOoooooohhhhhh. Get *HER*. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 16:20:03
  - Have you sandpapered your nuts yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 16:23:21
    - Later on when I cook supper. They're going into a spicy Indonesian style peanut sauce. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 16:28:08
      - it does actually (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 16:40:31
        
        I love her a little bit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 17:13:32
  - isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 16:22:35
- I don't think they've left any room for doubt there... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 16:16:21
- Paying a Lawyer to work on a Sunday, further proof that we are not (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:14:12
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 16:15:40
- no fuck off and publish more titty photos. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:12:44
  - TITTIES! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 16:13:35
- What national radio station? Did TalkBOLLOCKS mention it? (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jan 24, 16:12:14
  - they showed the article in the paper on Anglia news earlier (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 24, 16:30:06
    - fucking sue Anglia TV as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 16:32:23
      - You can be sued to repeating libel. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 24, 16:58:18
        
        Four. Fore. For. Phwoar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 24, 17:02:36
  - I think someone said it was TS (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 24, 16:13:05
  - I would have thought so, or possibly the 0830 show on Five Live? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 16:12:47
- relation of Spencer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 16:10:05
- fucking warz (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 24, 16:09:49
- That puts the NOTW in their place! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 24, 16:09:40
Anyone know a good easy method for getting the skin off redskin peanuts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 15:21:47
- Get Brian Blesseds to eat 9 cloves of garlic and shout at them for 2 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 15:27:38
- Squeeze them between your arse cheeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 24, 15:24:05
- soak them in parazone (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:23:21
- burn them with a bunsen burner (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 15:23:00
- Scalp them (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 24, 15:22:28
- Hit them with a mallet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 15:22:08
Would you swap our positions for Stoke's if it meant you had to watch their style? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:14:43
- "I wouldn't watch Stoke if they were playing in my back garden" (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 24, 14:35:04
  - I'd get them to cut my grass though. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 14:56:19
- Yep, in a shot (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:21:44
  - Think you must mean the other NCFC (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 24, 14:50:31
  - Talking out of your arse again (Other Football) - Malkys Head, Jan 24, 14:31:56
  - garbage (n/m) (Other Football) - matt in london, Jan 24, 14:26:03
  - That is bollocks.. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:24:13
  - whenever I saw us under Worthington I never saw us play anything like that (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 14:23:35
    - We always had one or two players in the team who could actually play ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 14:28:56
      - hardly ever, not hardly never. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 14:42:35
      - and we were never particularly effective from set-pieces, as far as I remember (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 14:31:10
        
        Oh well, I'd take being stoke over us at the moment (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:33:05
        
        Himmers you're in serious need of a lie down in a darkened room. (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jan 24, 14:41:02
        
        I know (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:42:39
        
        It was your comments about Worthington that people were disputing ... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 14:43:28
        
        And I easilly stand by them (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:56:10
        
        Really?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 15:01:41
        
        yep (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 15:11:19
        
        Fair enough - just letting my complete disagreement be noted! :o) (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 15:14:17
        
        Mullers scored the odd free kick, but that's not hoofball ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 14:32:43
    - We might have hoofed it a bit in his last season.. (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:28:26
- I take Stoke's style of football as a personal insult. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:19:37
  - is the right answer (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 14:21:26
Arsenal should employ Mick McCarthy to explain to the fa the reasons behnd todays (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 13:50:30
- quite sensible, given the way Stoke are 'tackling' (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 14:02:40
  - Stoke make my eyes bleed. (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:07:56
    - Agreed. They're fucking horrible. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 14:12:30
      - Not very often we tease a swearie out of you TH. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:38:18
      - Allardyce's Bolton without Okocha/Djorkaeff/Diouf/the odd other player worth watching. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 14:23:42
        
        Do that minus worthingtons short list of flair players (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 15:02:52
      - poor refereeing today (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:15:13
        
        And free kicks given when you get fouled all game. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:17:03
        
        true (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:20:38
    - 1-1. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 24, 14:12:24
  - Timely after Gallas injured player midweek (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 24, 14:06:38
Erm, am I being thick? (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 24, 12:27:07
- Possibly. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 12:28:00
  - Oh yeah - I was (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 24, 12:28:32