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"I understand that I can lose the next match if I don't play my best".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:10:31
- Mensa have his phone ringing off the hook (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:36:16
- is he still in it?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:13:17
  - He seems to have had an easy draw. Think the next bloke he plays is good (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:27:12
    - Murray is number 3 in the world (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 14:39:28
      - lump on (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 2, 14:44:51
        
        hard-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:56:56
        
        tamp-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:58:36
        
        jizz-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:08:03
- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:13:25
  - Has there ever been a Scottish Wimbledon finalist? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 13:24:03
    - defo pre war (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:34:10
- *a* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:10:55
Has Dave in France posted on here recently? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 1, 15:12:44
- no (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 15:49:56
  - I thnk he moved to near switzerland for a new job. probably got other things to think abou (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 1, 16:19:25
    - throw a cow at him (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 16:50:44
have i got time for a quick peach? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:13:25
- You'll make a right juicy mess with it if it's brillo news (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:14:12
Anyone recommend a resonably priced B&B on the Golden Triangle side of Nodge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:58:56
- I like The Beeches (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:03:37
  - What makes a bed brillo for shagging, Schteve? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:06:01
    - High, firm, with soft cotton bedclothes. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:10:34
    - theres a b&b opposite the lily langtree (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:07:54
      - ^^ wrong plaice^^^^ (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:09:51
    - Nice small gap between mattress and base. Tight. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 1, 14:07:25
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:10:48
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 14:02:44
- I styed at pub/inn thingy on the Earlham Rud... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:00:47
  - You can kip on my sofa and I'll throw in a cup of tea (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 1, 14:03:35
    - It's what else he might try and 'throw in' that you should be worried about. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 1, 14:05:52
  - Red Lion in Eaton. You like it there duntcha? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:03:33
    - Chairs TH, booked in at the Red Lion. I never knew they had accomodation upstairs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:25:15
    - That can't be the Red Lion, from that description he must mean the Black Horse (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:09:25
      - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:18:57
      - why couldn't "the red lion in Eaton" be the red lion in Eaton, out of interest? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:14:27
        
        "pub/inn thingy on the Earlham Rud..." can't be the Red Lion in Eaton (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:18:25
        
        OH! I see. You're playing thick on purpose. Geddit now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:24:00
      - No, he means the Red Lion in Eaton. The clues are all there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:01
      - eh? I mean Red Lion, in Eaton. I've stayed there (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:10:49
    - Full of wee-smellers (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 14:07:35
      - They do ferking nice food though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:48
    - I do indeed, didn't know they had rooms. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:05:54
    - Eaton? Is Eaton on Earlham Rud? Good God is it so long since I've been back... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:05:41
      - You are correct, Banker Boy has got in a muddle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:10:06
        
        Here you mad old duffer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:31
        
        "52 Eaton Street" plays "on the Earlham Rud" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:14:58
        
        Oh, I geddit. Sorry, my post was meant as a reposnse to AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:17:46
        
        take a yellow card and simmer (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:22:03
is a marquee a tent (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:56:12
- does it look like this (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 13:57:01
  - nope nothing like it (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:59:05
tentage over luncheon, which today has been..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 13:48:05
- 4 rolls, chicken/coleslaw, banana and a 7up (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:57:57
- Sushi (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 13:57:34
- mushroom omlit sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 13:53:51
  - i cant understand why..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 13:56:40
    - bad omlits aren't good (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 14:02:14
- Hamuncheese granary baguette, yoggit x 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:52:49
Anyone object if I hoist my pole and join in with the tentage? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:41:10
- wig wam? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:42:53
  - bam gonna make him my man, Wam bam bam, i'm gonna catch him if i can. Wig-wam bam, i'm gon (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:46:03
    - Poor show... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:53:30
      - Never mind the speed, admire the length. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:55:37
  - bam (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Jul 1, 13:45:08
    - Gonna make you a man (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:45:30
      - David Lee? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 13:46:19
        
        tee pee? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:48:04
        
        No, past perfect progressive. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:49:22
Has the Fox Kids channel officially changed it's name Michael Jackson Fox Kids yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 1, 13:35:06
- not yet (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:36:31
- I can't understand all these people wanting to go and see his dead body, I wouldn't want (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 13:36:17
  - That's the first time I really have LOL'd! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 1, 13:36:49
IF hucks is involved then his mate the diss buisnessman (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:32:04
- carl moore (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 13:32:58
  - he's the geezer (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:34:10
Sort yourselfs out for Official SMSes, I'm off for a swim. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 12:28:03
- megawet^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 12:33:16
- is suffen spoosed to happen today? (Apols if exceedingly ignorant, I've been busy). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 12:31:18
the Pink 'Un's trying to get us all moist... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 12:25:15
- Huckerby Returns (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 1, 12:37:55
  - for a day out with his family at the Royal Norfolk Show? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 12:44:00
  - That would probably make me wank one off at work (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 12:41:56
    - save on the girls using prittstick. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 12:43:58
      - They'd have to get it out of their hair 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 12:51:55
- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 1, 12:32:03
- ooh arrrr (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 12:29:38
- It's 31 degrees outside (NCFC) - King, Jul 1, 12:28:03
  - I'm airconned up like a ninja for England. People keep popping in from the printer's next (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 12:30:31
    - Cool (NCFC) - King, Jul 1, 12:36:52
I see Tomblander's wife has been laying up (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 12:18:38
- no, no, no (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 12:26:27
Nelson the Goalkeeper not being offered a new contract (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 11:29:01
- Feel a bit sorry for him, would have played him instead of Marshall if I picked the team (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 1, 11:37:30
- Obvious that one (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 11:34:50
  - Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 1, 11:58:11
- "if (McSmall) impresses not only me, but the other coaches, who knows?" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 11:30:56
  - Don't have a problem with ex-players returning in principle... (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 1, 11:48:46
    - i've always questioned..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 12:00:11
      - Cant see McNally pandering to the whim of the owners (if it is indeed jobs for the boys) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 12:07:42
        
        You hope so, having worked with Mr. Harrolds. (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 1, 12:24:00
  - i'm hoping that the journos are trying to make as much out of it as possible (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 11:35:24
  - at least the manager of delaneys will be pleased (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 11:33:20
Off to the Royal Norfolking Show (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 1, 10:13:12
- Make sure you drink something and go in the shade a bit. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:18:22
- I have never, not once in my life, been to the Royal Norfolks Show. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:16:37
  - as a kid we used to get a day off school to go... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:21:56
    - I'm not really into cows and tractors and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:25:46
      - Not really free sausages if you have to buy a ticket to get in (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 1, 10:49:22
        
        a trip to ASDA..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:53:17
      - I do it about once every four years (when i get a freebie) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 10:40:50
      - dont think its all about farming........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:29:52
        
        You think that's sounds good (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 10:48:40
        
        I had a Talbot Samba - was my first car. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 10:52:46
        
        my mate had a sunbeam..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:53:50
        
        my dad passed his Samba onto me for my first car me cause he upgraded to a Horizon (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 10:56:58
        
        my first car........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:59:06
        
        my first mowter (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 11:32:17
        
        POTD! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 10:51:35
My song of the day........ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 16:57:09
- mine (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:29:56
  - dogshit (General Chat) - goppo, Jun 25, 18:49:58
  - Not heard that for a very long time. Good skills. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:38:47
- mine for doc d - - (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 17:03:28
  - Make me feel like being a hoon and rebel. :) Chill with a bit of Stone Roses....... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:06:59
    - loving it....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 17:10:08
    - dr D, try this (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 17:10:08
      - James - Music for morons (General Chat) - goppo, Jun 25, 18:51:19
      - or this (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 17:12:49
        
        My brother loved James - I always used to say I hated it, but......... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:15:07
      - still loving this after all this time....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 17:11:38
    - Stone Roses reminds of playing Cricket against Belton, no idea why mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:07:24
Do Wrathers meet up for a prematch drink ever? (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jun 25, 16:45:56
- Years ago they used to in Squares (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Jun 25, 18:47:26
  - That's because u r a big GAY (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jun 25, 20:37:36
    - Yes I am tall (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Jun 25, 21:57:57
- Last season met a few at Preston and Plymouth (NCFC) - wgf500, Jun 25, 17:24:10
- I wonder if fellow Wrathers meet each other, never knowing both parties are Wrathers. umm (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:23:31
  - Must have seen you in The King's. There's a few go in.... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:27:17
    - Probably see a few in there when the Ashes starts. Looking forward to many an afternoon.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:34:14
      - small and Garry Brookes like their cricket. It's quite a crickety pub. They do a Sunday (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:36:38
        
        Hope they will be doing a Summer beer festival. The shed of Dreams is awesome. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:37:56
        
        It's usually in November. Maybe we could persuade Rik to do a Summer one an'all (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:41:11
        
        Surely a Summer festival would be a hit too. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:48:03
        
        Damn straight it would (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:49:14
- after the games theres normally a few get together in the kings (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 16:52:53
  - oh, and that twit jafski, he goes in (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 17:30:46
  - i big hooge... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 16:53:51
    - thats because you're really hard and could do scc with 1 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 17:03:21
      - well...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 17:04:29
        
        it could happen (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 17:19:58
- No. We're all actually one person, and we don't ever go to a match. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 16:47:25
- In small furtive groups but not en masse. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 16:47:23
  - bit like..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 16:49:53
    - He who wraths, wins. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 16:55:11
- used to....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 16:47:00
  - Squares. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 16:47:49
    - yep...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 16:48:54
      - I went to that game. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 25, 17:24:52
Soldieres for dippy eggs - (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:49:35
- brown bread obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:54:27
- FRIED BREAD Soldiers!!!!! !!????? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:52:59
  - DNB food innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 16:47:42
    - Not really, liked it for donkey's ages (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 17:08:50
      - its only fit for donkeys. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 17:12:22
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 17:26:14
  - Try them, they're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat as Tony would say (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:55:18
  - Not right with boiled eggs, not right at all (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:53:48
    - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:56:08
    - not had fried bread for ages (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:54:32
      - I'm trying to remember last time I had fried bread (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:55:31
        
        easy (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:56:32
Advice needed.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:47:11
- Kings (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:55:16
- come in the kings arms hall rd (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:53:48
  - no parking though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:57:10
  - That sounds good, hopefully will be there, looking good at the mo (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:55:44
- The Castle, 1 Spitalfields (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:49:43
  - We have none of that up here.... (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:53:42
  - pinkylinky... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:50:17
- a) Ber Streete Gates (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:48:06
  - fibber (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:48:51
Breaking news on BBC Gossip is that Stoke are in talks with Wet Sham to buy Ashton (n/m) (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Jun 25, 14:25:45
- We have a Stoke fan on our shift who keeps squawking .. (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:31:53
  - it worked last season, but will it next? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:33:53
    - Hope not he is a pain in the arse, upset him the other day when I said that .. (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:35:52
      - Remind him that the Fantastic Stoke Fans could only muster a 12,000 strong crowd when they (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:41:55
        
        Thanks, I will keep that up my sleeve for the future. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:43:35
      - if he gets on you tits too much (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:37:39
        
        Excellent idea ! (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jun 25, 14:40:04
        
        *your* (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:39:44
- Breaking news for a broken player (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:29:03
- Breaking news ? Jeez, they're getting slower than AB... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:28:21
  - I was having a shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:37:00
I know it's a Thurday but what about a maths XI? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:17:57
- Tombs turned up, and then it broke. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 15:01:46
- ⅔ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:59:10
- Pape Bouba Dioperator theory (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:55:44
- Graham Matrix. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:55:43
- Fermatt Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:55:19
- Fermatt Jackson (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:53:52
  - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:54:40
- Alan Gow-ssian distribution (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:48:32
- Pi r squarEd de Goey (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:45:42
- Lee Power (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:45:27
- Second Order Differentialan Shearer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:43:02
- rhodedendron (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:42:22
- calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:55
  - you're having one of those days (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:42:50
    - i am suffering from a bout of frustratednessnousness (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:48:50
- Abacus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:36
- Division (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:21
  - Shane Long division ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:47:59
    - ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:48:27
- Logarithm (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:39:16
- Steven Pi-naar (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:38:42
- Theorem Walcott (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:34:31
- Stat Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:34:04
- Papa Boolean Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:33:57
  - Very, very good indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:35:55
- Geome-Terry Venables (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:33:25
- jan venn diagramoor of hesselink (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:33:19
- FOURnando Torres (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:33:04
- SOHCAHratesOAH (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:31:29
- Algebrad Friedel (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:31:22
- Euclides de la Cruz (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:31:11
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:32:45
- Kolo Two-re (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:55
- One Sebastien Veron (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:34
- ADDam drury (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:27:58
- IsocoLes Ferdinand (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:27:28
- Ian Wright Angled Triangle (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:26:34
- Fermatty Pattison. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:26:26
  - Superb. I was looking for one for he of the Last Theorem. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:28:31
- Zoltangent Gera (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:25:58
- Protrac-Tor Andre Flo-wchart (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:25:09
- Gary Dodecahedrony (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:23:30
- Blaise Pascal Chimbonda (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:22:57
  - Nicely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:25:17
- Sine someone (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:22:55
- COS-tacurta (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 14:22:37
- Juan Pablo Angle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 14:21:30
  - Juantity (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Jun 25, 14:28:13
- Kakalator (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:21:07
- Cesc Pythagregas (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:19:21
- Slide Ruel Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:18:09
How about some rebate songs for the new season? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:29:31
- no .sing this,same tune as before-bryan gunn,bryan gunn (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 25, 13:33:33
  - Why would she need glue? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 13:37:19
    - clue-my keyboard is sticky lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 25, 13:38:08
      - TMI (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:41:01
    - to stick the 'tightwad' labels on our seats (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 13:38:02
      - I'll have "tightwad" on my seat (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:40:41
  - Look out Selwyn's got up! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:34:21
    - Got up what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:35:15
- Chortle (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:31:32
  - 1-0 down, 10 mins to go "bring on the rebate" ....."bring on the rebate" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:33:37
    - we pay your wages, we pay your wages (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:36:10
    - "We want our money back - oh no, we've already had it" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:34:59
      - we signed you from e-bay, we signed you from e-bay na na na nah (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:35:50
Cheap Latitude weekend ticket available at ?130.00 (?20 less than face) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 13:17:09
- I would rather pay ?150 let them keep the ?20 rebate and a better festival (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 13:24:58
- thats 2 rebates in old money (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:24:29
- Does that include crocs and Yakult? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:19:36
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 13:20:06
    - Fuckun ri off then entut? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:24:27
Aparantly people who claimed their rebate will get a dirty seat covered in bird shit and (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:10:41
- It will also be faded by the sun and so not stand out as much as other seats (NCFC) - conker, Jun 25, 13:13:21
  - Fans who claimed the rebate (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:15:34
    - ..and not allowed to sing OTBC at the start of the game (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:17:04
      - They will have a large fluo sticker on their seat saying TIGHT CUNT (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:33:04
        
        i think we should extend this idea - seats in the City Stand to have SLACK BLADDER sticker (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 13:38:43
        
        Seats in the Snakeprint to have "BIG MOUTH SMALL BRAIN" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:40:35
        
        no they don't, big mouth and big brain (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:47:22
        
        Are you referring to those slack-jawed retards (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:49:42
        
        to be fair theres quite a few knobenderers (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:53:01
        
        to be fair there's quite a few of them scattered all over the ground (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 13:56:25
        
        especially away games (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:00:52
        
        You know when they say 'don't wear colours' to an away ground (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:03:24
        
        ^Yes^ (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:45:46
this rebate malarky and "should the fans claim or not" (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:56:45
- Right on brother (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 25, 13:06:59
  - I claimed it because they offered it to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jun 25, 13:10:38
- you're clearly not the only one (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 12:58:08
  - yes, and........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:59:51
    - I can agree with that, but (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 13:05:52
      - its a small amount of money to some overpaid loan who (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:16:24
      - Think it's a shame that this has lead to a "split" amongst the fans (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Jun 25, 13:15:07
      - Last season we paid over 300 each to watch them make a mess of it (NCFC) - conker, Jun 25, 13:11:46
        
        ahem. 'we'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 13:24:28
      - In isolation, yes it's a small amount (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:11:44
        
        Re: (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 13:31:12
        
        Loyalty, plus (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:47:16
        
        Fair enough (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 13:52:52
        
        I don't criticise Foulger at all (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:57:10
        
        Fair play (n/m) (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 14:00:13
        
        Re: (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 13:29:09
        
        Sorry... cut'n'paste error... (n/m) (NCFC) - BB_King, Jun 25, 13:29:47
        
        Surely if people were worried about their jobs, a season ticket (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 25, 13:14:01
        
        nah, food for their children would be the first to go (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 13:16:33
        
        is that why Anfield was always full in the 80s? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:15:58
        
        I don't know. Based on the assumption of percentage unemployment in (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 25, 13:20:47
        
        Indeed (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 13:12:56
        
        My spending is well under half what it used to be:-) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 25, 13:14:59
      - It's all coming back... (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 13:11:29
    - I claimed mine back, said I would in March if relegated (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:04:08
do we get any bunce if ashton goes to stoke? (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 25, 12:32:18
- only if they pay more for him than Wet Spam did (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:34:56
- "bunce" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:34:55
- we only get a draw on proffit i thought (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:34:17
  - probably more like ?3m-5m i reckon, so diddly squat to us then (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 25, 12:37:09
    - he's a crock (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:40:53
      - Imagine that Stoke's appeal is that they're effectively 'home' for him (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:41:39
        
        its mad really (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:44:44
        
        Stoke could end up with a front 2 of Little Mickey Owen and Dean Ashton (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:46:35
        
        when he plays (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:46:34
        
        no he's got his own cycling shorts (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:50:33
- we waived the engalnd appearance fee in lieu of compensation (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:33:59
  - reduced it from ?125k to ?25k (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 12:35:39
    - well I was on the right lines approximately (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 12:36:38
- surely the board weren't that stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:33:11
Eaton CNS was the dogs bollocks!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:04:58
- what year did you leave? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:19:23
  - class of 85. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:24:18
    - all the people i remember are in the clas of 91 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:28:57
- What, hairy and dangly and licked a lot? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 12:07:20
  - Smelt of piss (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:15:38
    - and just below an arsehole in the grand scheme of things. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 12:17:03
      - fuck you all. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:17:56
        
        Typical Eaton CNS response. And that's just the teachers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 12:22:56
        
        the teachers were cuntbeaks.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:30:02
- Old skool foto of you...... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:07:04
  - ahhh.....brings back memories...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:16:38
    - classic (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 12:25:08
      - CNS class of 86 calling (General Chat) - south, Jun 25, 12:48:32
        
        carpy............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:49:51
    - fcuk me....it's Grange Hill! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 12:20:33
Hands up who prefers Totlaly to Pants (*hand up*) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:39:37
- But its scc. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jun 24, 17:52:53
- There is not actually any difference, is there? Apart from the intentional mis-spelling (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 17:47:32
- hands firmly on the desk (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:44:44
  - aye, but then that leads to every argument ever on this site being my fault (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 24, 18:10:12
    - Board violation (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 18:19:44
    - Belt up you soft tart! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 18:15:15
D-I-S-C-O (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:27:50
- date raped? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 17:34:57
  - No need! (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:38:37
- doggy-style-able (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:28:54
  - She is I (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:29:42
    - insurmountable (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:31:23
    - into anal (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 17:30:48
      - She is S (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:31:12
        
        slippery (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:32:23
        
        She is C (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:33:01
        
        climb-on-able (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:33:57
        
        crab infested (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 17:33:40
        
        She is Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhh (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:34:31
        
        twang twang twang (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:35:28
        
        I didn't expect a bass guitar solo..... (warning, poss Monty Python gag set up...) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:37:09
        
        well left, everybody. Give yourselves TWO pats on the back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:41:37
        
        cat-mongous (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 17:32:16
        
        was that a typo or did you just go too soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:33:20
        
        typo - Scat-mongous (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 17:36:17
        
        phakkin mappit (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:38:54
        
        ^^^ with an Ess (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 17:32:37
So which of you city fans drives a silver passat and was on the M62 today?! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 17:12:48
- sounds like pants (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 17:29:43
  - Totlally (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 17:33:57
- Sounds to me like you inhaled the exhaust of the Big G (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 17:15:49
  - Matthew Gibson.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 17:17:25
    - EDP last Saturday. Ad for White Hart Hingham (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 17:18:39
      - didn't MBK flag that up recently too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 17:21:11
        
        he might well have done (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 17:22:06
        
        in the interest of balance...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 17:34:20
went to the palace casino in yarmuff saturday night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:29:45
- Thanks. Keep us in the loop. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 16:33:03
  - okay, will do (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:35:08
Sharapova out of the tennis, bad news for eye candy followers (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 24, 16:13:51
- dulko is far hotter anyway (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:27:49
  - i bet when you watch female tennis (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:31:41
    - womens tennis is pretty crap (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:43:58
    - Then he gets a lump on. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 24, 16:33:23
      - no he gets a lump on when murray is playing (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:36:17
        
        spot on (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:44:11
I in know way condone bullying. However... Thorpe Canary XI (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:05:18
- Sorry, I can't think of any footballers whose names sound like "Pointless Troll Cunt". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 16:49:49
  - *The closest I can get is Michael E-SCC-ien. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 16:50:24
    - a variation on that theme (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 17:03:23
      - Diddier Ken Dods Dads Drogba (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 17:08:36
    - Interesting, very interesting. Look at his face, just look at his face. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 24, 16:55:40
- Gobby Nobson (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 24, 16:38:56
- Gary DickHurtsFromTooMuchWankingty (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 16:12:40
- Stefan Kuntz (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 16:11:38
- Trolle Gunar Solskjaer (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 16:09:09
  - Odious Gunnar Solskjaer (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:12:45
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:10:01
- Pape Bollocks Dickwad (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:08:19
Afternoon boys and girls (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 24, 15:56:42
- a'ternoon Klobo. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:06:43
  - open the window then (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:25:30
    - It was a windowless void. Well sealed windows! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 20:44:19
  - Sounds very pleasant lol (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 24, 16:08:01
    - ahhhhh, sounds a lovely day though - v jealous! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 24, 16:10:53
      - Was glorious (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 24, 16:13:04
- i am bored shitless, too hot, and very bothered. just want tommorow to come so I can come (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 16:05:04
  - And get spazzed off your baps at Glasto? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 24, 16:08:17
    - completely spazzed. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 16:20:58
      - just say no, its not big and not clever (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:32:34
        
        Fucking well is. Max Garys. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 17:06:24
- bored (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 15:57:56
  - At work Ralf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 24, 16:04:39
    - yep (and working...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 16:11:25
FAO you London layabout types (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 22, 10:09:50
- I could do it, but i'd rather give my balls a paper cut (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 10:26:26
  - do you keep the paper in your manbag? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 22, 10:39:39
    - maybe rizla or some antibacterial wet wipes (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 11:16:09
      - ^^man in denial^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 22, 11:26:32
        
        Man? With "anti-bacterial wetwipes"? Real men just offer bacteria outside (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jun 22, 12:29:42
        
        I'll fuck you up choirboy (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 13:01:14
        
        Sorry left a you in there by mistake (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 13:01:49
        
        or maybe even up - nothing to see here (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 13:02:16
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jun 22, 13:25:02
        
        I prefer Noevir blotting paper, they're Japanese and handmade. They help keep you (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 11:51:25
    - He only keeps his papier poudre in his manbag (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 22, 10:40:28
Murray Mound? MurrayField? Or piece of grass were cheap cunts cheer? (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jun 22, 09:43:21
- Mong's Mound (n/m) (NCFC) - CPP, Jun 22, 11:16:04
- Hairy Mary Hillock (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 22, 11:09:27
- scotchies meadow (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 22, 11:08:16
- curly wurly lawn (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 22, 11:04:45
- Wank Bank. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:50:36
- Teens Tussock (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 22, 10:48:56
- Clunge Cant (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:48:23
- peado's peak (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 22, 10:48:07
- Lesbo Ledge (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:46:00
- Racists Ridge (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 22, 10:45:48
- Clump Cliff (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:42:51
- Numptys' Knoll (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 22, 10:42:40
- Polyester Perch (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 22, 10:39:22
  - Virgins' Vista (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 22, 10:39:43
- Rug-munchers Ridge (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:39:05
- Old Bags' Outlook (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 22, 10:38:43
- Venus Williams' Bulge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 22, 10:38:24
- Plebs Plateau (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 22, 10:36:57
- Tourettes Tor (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 22, 10:36:16
- Norks Drift. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:35:38
- HRT Hillock. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:31:55
- Menopausal Minge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 22, 10:31:16
- Cuntbeak Corner. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 22, 10:28:52
- Mount Murray (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 22, 10:19:27
- Kournikova's Klump (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 22, 10:09:03
Fathers Day pressie - got my manbag... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 22, 09:13:27
- NCFC socks (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 22, 10:41:29
- manbag plus ska cd doesn't really add up (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 22, 10:38:05
- before the abuse begins to be showered upon you - (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 09:18:08
  - i got lucky (General Chat) - south, Jun 22, 10:48:02
  - I have 3. And one of them cost more than my NCFC rebate. I also wear it like a women over (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 22, 10:25:09
    - effeminate lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 22, 10:40:35
    - lollo rosso (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 10:37:05
Further to a post last night-- (General Chat) - willy the pimp, Jun 21, 10:44:33
- 2-0 OTBC (n/m) (General Chat) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 16, 17:38:15
- its a lazer shoot em up sort of place now (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 21, 12:24:04
weather in nr2, bit dark but no hail/thunder/lightening (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:58:53
Nobody cares that KP is not.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 15, 16:41:55
- None of us are truly English (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 16:43:38
  - Do Nick Griffin's DNA. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 16:44:35
    - Would DNA show up englishness? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 16:46:18
      - It would show up 'heritage'. They done a programme on it and tested 6 people to see where (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 16:50:06
        
        Was that the one where the people they tested represented the right-wing spectrum from (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 16:57:52
        
        Carol Thatcher was on it I think (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 15, 17:04:50
        
        Yep, think that was the one. The lovely Alice Roberts has just done a series on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 16:59:36
        
        At which university is she a senior teaching fellow? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 17:03:20
        
        Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 17:04:15
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 17:04:50
        
        She was in Time Teams when Tony Robinson still had loads of hair. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 17:00:03
        
        Old Git sometimes do throw a track when he get lairy (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 16:57:22
      - no just gingerness (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:49:52
mika is a twat (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:37:32
- Totlaly doesn't like mika (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 14:50:31
  - coo, I've only been logged on for two minutes, and this isn't funny ALREADY (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:59:44
    - It will be in about a year (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:05:30
    - I'm not really understanding it. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 15, 15:01:46
      - Nor me, but it's not often I understand some of what I post either. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 15:11:34
    - Totlaly doesn't think this is funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 15:01:37
What song can we have for him if he signs (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 15, 14:20:32
- I wish I was a little bit taller by Robert Zamora (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 15, 15:07:18
  - I wish I could score important goals by robert *prince of tumbles* earnshaw (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:13:37
- and once again this story (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 15, 15:01:28
  - And he was so good he got loaned out to Weymouth last year (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 16:15:36
- We need a pronunciation guide first (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 15, 15:00:26
  - Ok-wong-hay is my guess. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 15, 15:01:30
    - Or maybe O.K, Wonky ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 16:15:59
    - O-kwang-eh is mine (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 15, 15:03:01
      - Then the song should be, to the tune of 'Danny Boy'.... (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 15, 15:07:40
        
        is he Irish? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:10:46
        
        Totlaly isn't Irish (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 15, 15:13:23
        
        ^^^BANG!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:14:26
        
        haha, totlaly just joining in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 15, 15:16:25
        
        first rule of ceremonial duty (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:17:59
        
        You can't prove nuffin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 15, 15:18:34
        
        Obviously look at the name Magnus O'Kuonghae. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 15, 15:13:15
      - Aok Wang? Hey! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:06:12
        
        OK - one gay. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 15, 15:07:24
        
        wahey! One oak gay! (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 15, 15:10:06
- Maybe we should sign this chap. Mind you he'd probably leave (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 14:55:56
- Totlaly needs a song if we sign him (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jun 15, 14:51:06
- Okuonghae is faithful (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 14:47:57
  - Waghorn will be well chuffed though. Bolting on 6 ft 3 in of Nigerian muscle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 14:49:44
- Anything off the Phil Collins "No Jacket Required" album (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 14:30:22
- 2 out of 3 aint bad- meatloaf (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:24:01
- Fine Day by Miss Jane (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 14:21:33
  - top night saturday (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:25:45
    - Brilliant wasn't it? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 14:29:00
      - she (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:33:53
        
        Zoiks! I won't need to call you then to meet for a beer, I'll just keep an ear out and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 15:14:22
        
        Plus a couple of pics of you in Toni out of The King's album, you've been tagged. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 15:31:45
        
        yer i saw that (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:30:02
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 16:43:25
the way i see it , its chris gayle Vs kevin pieterson (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:05:03
- The way I see it (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 15, 14:09:14
  - try glasses then (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:10:06
- chris gayle's voice dunt go with his frame (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 15, 14:07:33
- Got to get Gayle in the first couple of overs or it could be mayhem. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 15, 14:06:22
  - absofeckinglutely (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:09:13
    - lolage (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 15, 14:11:20
... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:07:36
- I take it you're predicting that (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 15, 13:10:17
  - Yes, I am predicting it... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:10:54
    - Mine (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 15, 13:14:23
      - mine (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 14:11:26
All medical series on TV like House, Greys, Scrubs, all shite. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:34:50
- Totlaly hates television^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:06:08
  - Tolatly eats his own feecees for breakfast^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:23:25
    - Taltoly been posted in the wrong place^v^v^v^v^v (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:27:33
  - ^^^"Totlaly" carn't spill usernayme^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:17:22
- I can see what you're saying (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 13:00:45
- I hate them but the missus insists on watching all of them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:50:15
  - lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:52:30
    - I bought her another telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:53:20
- ^^^used to be a nurse but got his kite stuck in power line (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:49:47
- ^^^Got his head stuck in a bucket when he was a kid^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:48:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 12:57:05
  - my elder brother got a marble stuck up his snout and had to go to casualty (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:49:05
    - Haha. I hope this turns into "a most embarassing A&R visits thread". (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:52:25
      - when i was about 10 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 15:01:40
        
        I properly bit my tongue on Sat night in Nandoses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 15:27:13
        
        you must be well tall (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:46:14
      - When I was a v young kid I was "helping" Dad fill the car with petrol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 12:57:17
        
        i was showing off to some gurls on my new racer and misjudged a corner and hit the kerb at (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 13:01:38
        
        I collapsed at the Jaquard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:28:41
        
        I ate the "snow" off our Christmas tree. Almost proved Darwin right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:11:29
      - medic in army had to go and have a cigarette lighter extracted from his hoop (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:55:05
        
        Crikey. I'd have been scared to move whilst farting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:12:09
- ^^^watches casualty and holby city (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:46:08
- and them programmes where people go abroad and look at 3 houses and never buy one (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:40:00
  - yep, although that blond bird off of a place in the sun, she'd get it. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:42:06
    - and amanda lamb has an excellent ability to make even boring house programmes appealing (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:45:24
bloke goes to the doctors (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:05:51
- tense not tents as in "too tense" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:09:21
- Poor joke, poorly executed. Next. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:08:02
  - bloke goes to the doctors (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:10:59
    - Again, execution not great. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:15:33
      - better if i say the jokes after a couple of jars (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:19:19
        
        Girl goes to the doctors with a pain in her chest. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:21:35
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 12:31:56
    - Two penguins driving down the road when a werewolf leaps out, one penguin turns to the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:12:18
      - Where do you want these blinds? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:16:08
        
        "I've told you before we don't have any fucking 6 inch nails" .............. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:21:18
My email to Mcknobby (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:52:37
- Maybe he hasn't replied because he's not gay? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 12:00:17
  - He hasn't replied because he didn't open the email (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:07:51
- I've emailed him to say it was a disgrace how he handled Huckerby's exit MCKNOBBY OUT. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 11:58:57
  - McKnobby - like that one meggers. That's the one for me. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:01:14
    - TBF, Charles put it in the post that started this thread so i can't really claim it....... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:03:42
      - Oh yeah. I'm giving you the credit anyway. Nice one meggers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:07:09
        
        you utter turd (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:17:57
        
        You can't polish me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:19:57
        
        You could polish my stick any day of the week (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:20:48
        
        Er, I'm logging off now. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:22:19
        
        bonus, (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:08:13
    - Scottish Mafia. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:03:01
- Virtually every new appointment we've had over the past few years has talked of "loyal (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:56:27
  - its madness (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:59:59
  - have you been whooshed there malky? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 11:58:15
    - Just a bit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:59:57
      - I've been getting whooshed a lot on here recently - I seriously need to take a step back (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:01:51
        
        that's the spirit! I'm on holiday too and have been signing/whistling Cliff Richard all (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:04:20
        
        You see, that's not right Meggers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:05:32
        
        Yes it is, all together now "we're all going on a summer holiday, no more worries for a (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:06:49
        
        ^^^tranqs kicking in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 12:07:25
        
        lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:08:27
        
        and yes, yes i did mean SIGNING not SINGING. I've been signing my name as Cliff ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:04:55
        
        woh, calm down meggers. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 12:06:46
        
        lol, possibly. Wibble *twitch* (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:07:24
- He doesn't start until 22nd June. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 12, 11:53:34
  - 10 day holiday in scratby i reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:00:45
  - ah, that explains it then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:56:18
    - Thicko (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 12, 11:56:51
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:18:23
Lots of optimism about this appointment. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:49:05
- For Pete's sake malky (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:53:36
  - You're right, it's not. I'll reserve judgement. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:55:20
  - You're wrong about ukeleles. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:54:41
    - ^^^ insecure and deeply worried ^^^ (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:56:19
      - I must say I'm the the Gitsers camp when it comes to the Ukelele. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:59:59
        
        to be fair (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:02:25
        
        Good call - there's nothing like a well-turned ankle (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:05:55
        
        Not if they're fat and puffy and smell. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:03:57
        
        still sound ok to me (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:07:19
        
        not if they turn into cankles - like my sister in law with the talcs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 12:03:32
      - I have enough reserves of cool and suave sophistication to not get That Way. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:58:24
        
        No (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:04:55
        
        You'll see. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:24:29
- yes, but... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:52:53
- C- (Must Try Harder) (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:52:29
- new directors as well in a few days time, that might be interesting, Malks. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 11:50:50
  - Are there? yes - that could be interesting. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:53:46
In the Japanese religion, Shinto, God is a woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:34:54
- surely shes to busy to do any GOD work as shes (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:37:23
I wonder if this appointment will have any effect... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:33:35
- Claimed mine (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jun 12, 11:59:52
- I've claimed mine. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:47:23
- I was umming and ahhing for a while. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 11:38:32
- The appointment of David McNally is just a PR stunt to get more people to leave their reba (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:37:29
  - I agree, it's a disgrace (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:40:27
    - That's just what it is blackmail, if only Huckerby was still here. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:43:29
      - It's of have a fucking disgrace. Have we'd of have kept him I'd of have been still in the (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:46:07
        
        Ukeleles. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:48:03
        
        Seeking assurance from malky about what's normal and what's not (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:54:48
        
        They are excellent - my nephew is a whiz on one. And mandolins. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:50:01
        
        I'm getting a mandolins next. What I really want is a mandocello, but they are ????. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:53:04
        
        I've got one you can have. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:54:58
  - oh shush (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 12, 11:38:11
- had already left mine with them... now tho I think it may not be wasted (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:35:47
- i've already claimed (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:35:27
  - claimed it and spent it already (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 11:38:53
- was anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 11:34:58
  - Yeah same here, just wondered if there are any converts... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:36:01
so we've appointed 3 new cheif excucutives? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:31:29
- they appointed him to rhyme with you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:32:01
  - smooth (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:34:35