I collapsed at the Jaquard...

...cos my right knee dislocated as I was talking to someone at the bar...I had to grab the top of the bar to pull myself back up to my feet as I tried to figure out what had happened and not throw up cos it really hurt...so I decided to get really pissed to black out the pain and help me walk home...

In the morning my right knee was the size of a beach ball and A&E had to suck all the fluid out of it...when you looked into the bottle thing where all the pus and stuff was going into there were great (f)lumps of fattyness floating around...I was on crutches for literally weeks...

That has now happened to me 3 other times...

Oh and I concur, sliding onto a bike frame on to one's plums really hurts and there's no way of making it look cool or trying to pretend it didn't really f**king hurt in the first place either...

Posted By: Fierce Panda on June 15th 2009 at 13:28:41

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All medical series on TV like House, Greys, Scrubs, all shite. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:34:50
- Totlaly hates television^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:06:08
  - Tolatly eats his own feecees for breakfast^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:23:25
    - Taltoly been posted in the wrong place^v^v^v^v^v (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:27:33
  - ^^^"Totlaly" carn't spill usernayme^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:17:22
- I can see what you're saying (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 13:00:45
- I hate them but the missus insists on watching all of them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:50:15
  - lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:52:30
    - I bought her another telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:53:20
- ^^^used to be a nurse but got his kite stuck in power line (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:49:47
- ^^^Got his head stuck in a bucket when he was a kid^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:48:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 12:57:05
  - my elder brother got a marble stuck up his snout and had to go to casualty (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:49:05
    - Haha. I hope this turns into "a most embarassing A&R visits thread". (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:52:25
      - when i was about 10 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 15:01:40
        
        I properly bit my tongue on Sat night in Nandoses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 15:27:13
        
        you must be well tall (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:46:14
      - When I was a v young kid I was "helping" Dad fill the car with petrol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 12:57:17
        
        i was showing off to some gurls on my new racer and misjudged a corner and hit the kerb at (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 13:01:38
        
        I collapsed at the Jaquard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:28:41
        
        I ate the "snow" off our Christmas tree. Almost proved Darwin right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:11:29
      - medic in army had to go and have a cigarette lighter extracted from his hoop (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:55:05
        
        Crikey. I'd have been scared to move whilst farting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:12:09
- ^^^watches casualty and holby city (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:46:08
- and them programmes where people go abroad and look at 3 houses and never buy one (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:40:00
  - yep, although that blond bird off of a place in the sun, she'd get it. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:42:06
    - and amanda lamb has an excellent ability to make even boring house programmes appealing (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:45:24

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