i was showing off to some gurls on my new racer and misjudged a corner and hit the kerb at

about 79 mph and my bollocks absorbed the full force of the crossbar and my ballbag swelled up to the size of a medium hedgehog and my cock went black. I went to A&E and did a squeak. That was only last week an all. Not really, I think I was 12. Amazed I've got kids. Fuckert hurt.

Posted By: Tombs on June 15th 2009 at 13:01:38

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All medical series on TV like House, Greys, Scrubs, all shite. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:34:50
- Totlaly hates television^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:06:08
  - Tolatly eats his own feecees for breakfast^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:23:25
    - Taltoly been posted in the wrong place^v^v^v^v^v (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 15, 13:27:33
  - ^^^"Totlaly" carn't spill usernayme^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:17:22
- I can see what you're saying (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 13:00:45
- I hate them but the missus insists on watching all of them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:50:15
  - lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:52:30
    - I bought her another telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 12:53:20
- ^^^used to be a nurse but got his kite stuck in power line (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:49:47
- ^^^Got his head stuck in a bucket when he was a kid^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:48:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 12:57:05
  - my elder brother got a marble stuck up his snout and had to go to casualty (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:49:05
    - Haha. I hope this turns into "a most embarassing A&R visits thread". (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 15, 12:52:25
      - when i was about 10 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 15:01:40
        
        I properly bit my tongue on Sat night in Nandoses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 15:27:13
        
        you must be well tall (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 15, 16:46:14
      - When I was a v young kid I was "helping" Dad fill the car with petrol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 12:57:17
        
        i was showing off to some gurls on my new racer and misjudged a corner and hit the kerb at (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 13:01:38
        
        I collapsed at the Jaquard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:28:41
        
        I ate the "snow" off our Christmas tree. Almost proved Darwin right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:11:29
      - medic in army had to go and have a cigarette lighter extracted from his hoop (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:55:05
        
        Crikey. I'd have been scared to move whilst farting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 15, 13:12:09
- ^^^watches casualty and holby city (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 15, 12:46:08
- and them programmes where people go abroad and look at 3 houses and never buy one (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:40:00
  - yep, although that blond bird off of a place in the sun, she'd get it. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 15, 12:42:06
    - and amanda lamb has an excellent ability to make even boring house programmes appealing (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 15, 12:45:24

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