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is it too late to say: coronation chicken on french bread, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 18, 14:14:33
- Invented by Northerners (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:17:18
  - Must have f***ing gravy on it then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:19:31
    - Gravy on it probably made your compooter duff (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 18, 14:25:39
    - Do you kiss your captain canary with that mouth? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:24:38
- Yes, FUCK OFF (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:15:48
  - ^^I'm sensing a bit of tension (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:19:31
    - Stress and tension are sooooo last century. I'm chilled right off. Just telling (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:21:46
      - ^^ in denial, actually feeling stressed (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:26:53
      - like a satnav? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:25:04
        
        Exactly like a stanav (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:26:44
        
        Cbeebies stanav stairlift (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:28:39
  - If it's 15 just wait for year then get it a council house (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 14:17:20
    - I`ve just spilt my coffee (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 18, 14:24:23
as i'm, off work today i just cooked the kids some cheesburgers for lunch, and polished 2 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 13:59:06
- I don't know what a Fab is (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:02:33
  - It's what you feel when you've got rid of a duff laptop (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 18, 14:08:02
    - Snot duff, works perfectly but only runs Windows 98 and is 15ish years old (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:10:03
      - Bleedin ell. And the battery still works ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 14:14:32
        
        Don't think so, don't think it worked when I got it at work tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:15:14
        
        Ah so not only duff but stolen property ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 14:18:22
        
        Err no, it was my works laptop but I bought it for a ton when I was made (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:20:27
        
        Is it this one ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 14:25:18
        
        Nope, too modern, that ones got a mousepad. Mine's got one of those (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:29:03
        
        It's called a Nipple. I shit you not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 15:24:40
  - FFS (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:04:51
    - Good God, no wonder I dn't know what it is - it looks vile. This (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:07:05
      - 6D FFS !! What even is 6D ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 14:07:54
        
        Like 3D. Twice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 14:15:04
        
        These (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:17:19
        
        or 2 x thrupences (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:09:06
        
        2 and a half pee (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:08:39
- I had a load of black grapes (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:00:05
  - Black Grape wrote the best football song ever. Fact (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:05:22
    - I'm no expert but i'm sure there has been a better football song (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:07:51
      - Always found that one reminds me of why I like football (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:11:49
        
        this is quality (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:15:27
        
        I've got that on 7 inch. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 18, 14:22:05
        
        have you got a record player? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:25:46
        
        Yes, I have. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 18, 14:27:15
        
        i have that song on 7 inch too, its musical genius (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:37:14
        
        I've got a signed one. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 18, 15:04:57
        
        so is this, in a very shit way (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:16:54
        
        I like it when Kid British do these (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 14:23:54
  - was Shaun Ryder there, a bit hammered struggling to sing? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:01:28
  - Jesus was Batman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 18, 14:01:25
    - He wasn't really, was he now? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 14:04:39
    - No, that was Bruce Wayne. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 14:04:13
Found the answer, I'm going to sell it to this know nothing c**t (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:50:45
- ^^ this is a decent funny (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:00:38
- lol - make sure you erase the hard drive first. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:52:14
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 13:51:23
  - doesn`t want his niece to find all that porn (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 18, 13:55:12
RIGHT, FUCK OFF!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:13:11
- FFS!! CHILLAX (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 18, 14:03:02
- Take the lid off, put some dwarves hair inside it, wrap it like a present, put it up the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:31:38
  - Piss songs. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:33:46
- Quack, quack give it to a duck (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 18, 13:29:25
- Crush it up and sell it as charlie (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:29:15
- Give it to Shane Warne and call him a cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:28:04
- Stick it on top of a post and use it as a bird table! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Aug 18, 13:27:54
- Make some clogs out of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:27:29
- Save your nail and hair clippings (especially the nasal) and put them in the DVD drive. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:26:31
- Use it as a coffee mug (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:23:40
- Put some raybans on it and draw a blond spiky flat top on it and start calling it (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:23:00
- Flush it down the bog (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 13:21:56
- Take it phishing. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:20:57
- See if it'll fit at least part of the way up a drainpipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:19:34
- Kiss it a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:17:45
- Hide it up Tumbly's Aunt Olive's chuff. Nobody will ever find it there, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:17:19
  - zoiks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:17:45
- Send it to Andrew Lloyd Webbers to use as a prop in his upcoming musical adaptation of the (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:15:06
- Put a planishing hammer near it, make a blancmange, then go out without it, when you get (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:14:55
- Take it out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call it again (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:13:49
  - Not squids though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:15:41
    - Never squids (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:17:57
Delap (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:10:36
- can you tweet him? i don't tw@tter (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 17, 22:16:22
  - who Mcnally? someone on twitter reckons (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:19:32
    - let's hope he wont bit fit. Them throw-ins are worse than corners (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 17, 22:21:38
      - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:23:18
- i'd rather play a hoof team tbh (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 17, 22:12:51
whats your NCFC "what if" moment? (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 17, 22:09:52
- mine is (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 18, 00:25:11
- what would have happened if we had got a draw at Fulham (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:32:17
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 17, 22:38:22
- I hadn't been taken when I was 7 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 17, 22:28:40
- someone mentioned bentley the other day (NCFC) - matt in london, Aug 17, 22:27:01
  - That's the difference between Worthy and Lambert (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Aug 17, 22:28:04
- What if we had signed Woy Hodgson rather than Peter Grant? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:26:50
- Gunn hadn't broken his ankle (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 17, 22:21:35
  - spot on....would have stayed up (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 17, 22:23:05
- What if Jeff Kenna(?) didn't clear that cross in the last minute at Cardiff (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Aug 17, 22:19:07
- Robert Fleck hadn't broken his ribs (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 17, 22:18:53
  - yeah was thinking of that game actually (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 17, 22:19:30
- What if a fit Ashton was bought in the summer window (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 17, 22:17:31
  - hux said we would have stayed up. (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 17, 22:20:19
  - defo! (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 17, 22:18:22
- Rocastle, without a doubt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 17, 22:17:28
  - If anyone's unsure of this, we were 6th when he was here on loan (NCFC) - pants, Aug 17, 22:30:41
- i thought after the European tour we should have gone and signed (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:15:47
  - Glenn Helder? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 17, 22:19:37
    - Yes, he did ok for Vitesse in the first half (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 17, 23:20:14
    - yep he was the winger and the midfielder Philip Cocu (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 22:22:58
- if only we kept Raymond Da Waad (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 17, 22:15:43
- If John Pratt had not got injured and Ralph Coates not come on. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 17, 22:12:27
- if we hadn't fired gunny (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 17, 22:12:04
  - what are you on about? (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 17, 22:18:26
    - yep sorry! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 17, 22:19:59
  - wouldnt have been good. administration defo (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 17, 22:13:13
- What if Mike Walker had signed trialist Jose Maria Bakero rather than Peter Grant? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 17, 22:12:01
Anyone after a Chelsea ticket? Cant use mine as have to work now so its available. (NCFC) - bgc, Aug 15, 22:14:59
- are you a DJ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 15, 22:49:03
  - he's British gas canary!! (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 15, 22:59:47
    - Probs asking as Nick Warren is a fairly famous house DJ (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Aug 15, 23:01:20
  - Stoke/Chelsea was a bit dire (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 15, 22:59:27
  - I love you Karni (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 22:50:58
Did a bit of a misogynistic roffle at Hucks calling his wife a cow on twitter last night (NCFC) - King, Aug 15, 13:48:36
- TBF it was a bit harsh on her (Hucks wife) (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 15, 14:06:28
- Good to meet you King, albeit breifly (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 15, 13:59:36
- He got in trouble for that. Good to see you. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:50:53
Retro-style Norwich City shirts (NCFC) - yelxo, Aug 15, 12:34:34
- Isn't the badge round the wrong way? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 15, 12:48:29
  - and wrong shade of green for 70s (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 12:53:13
    - but apart from that it is brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 12:53:47
      - Top shit. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 13:27:51
- "mods" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 15, 12:36:01
  - I know what you are Glen, you're one of them nods. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 12:39:22
  - The canary on that badge is wrong, it's the 'new' style canary alone on the badge as per (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 12:39:21
    - naughty tw@tter (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 12:49:22
      - Lets see what happens. Be interesting after the brewery thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:01:33
        
        Why did you tweet McNasty? He'd have found out soon enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 15, 13:08:08
        
        Why not? If he's serious about the clubs IP then he'll do the same as he did to the brewer (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:11:09
        
        I'm not shooting... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 15, 13:17:58
        
        If he thought the brewery infringed on the clubs IP then he ought to for this. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:24:47
        
        And I thought we, the fans, were the club's most important asset. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 13:32:10
        
        Some of us are. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:33:52
        
        Arsehole. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 13:34:53
        
        Ha! (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:37:23
        
        Superb. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 13:39:28
        
        9 hours. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 13:41:34
        
        You're tapped. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 13:47:13
        
        ^^^^^clearly has the hump (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 15, 14:22:44
        
        You would too if you'd had a 9 hour round trip and then missed our goal. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 15, 14:27:21
        
        Not in the slightest, I'm just baffled. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 14:31:30
        
        Chelsea have stopped ALL merchandise with the club badge on (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 15, 13:29:47
        
        rumbled (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 13:09:03
        
        Have to look after our rights, cos... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 13:02:36
Ghouls on Sunday linkage here....... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 14, 12:17:17
- Have I missed us on Ss1? (n/m) (NCFC) - StraightOuttaBacton, Aug 14, 12:32:15
  - yes we were on 2nd game about 11.30 (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 14, 12:40:20
    - Ta. Must have switched on a minute too late. (n/m) (NCFC) - StraightOuttaBacton, Aug 14, 12:43:41
    - Was it worth watching? (Better than the MOTD analysis?) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 14, 12:43:30
      - They showed a few highlights (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 14, 13:18:27
        
        Oh and Moses was in their Fantasy Football team of the day (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 14, 13:35:42
      - no one really said much (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 14, 13:08:49
    - Oh balls. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 14, 12:42:03
  - I think we have been on although not sure (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 14, 12:37:33
    - Or maybe not] (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 14, 12:38:57
Odd team. The championship midfield. Whibread and morrison. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 13, 14:16:29
- No news on subs ? Am guessing Ruddy, Naughty, Bennett, Jackson, Barnett, Johnson and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:19:32
  - vVVVV (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 14:21:53
    - Was spot on then ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:24:55
      - So, we're playing the diamond,with a 4-4-2 on the bench (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:25:12
        
        Two wingers for the last ten minutes!! Get in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 13, 14:33:00
Team news... (NCFC) - woody, Aug 13, 14:15:48
- very strong bench, loads of options (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 14:20:22
  - Yup, options and PACE. I really hope the lads do OK cos it looks an exciting team. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:26:56
  - good mixture thier (n/m) (NCFC) - Rastie123, Aug 13, 14:24:49
  - subs: Johnson, Jackson, Pilkington, Rudd (GK), Bennett, Barnett, Naughton. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 14:21:24
- blimey no naughts! (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 13, 14:16:55
  - No Naughts, no crosses (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 13, 14:27:37
    - That's very good. Consider it nicked. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 13, 14:33:19
    - But Martin scores ghouls (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:28:01
  - Tad surprising - no Naughton & no Bennett (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Aug 13, 14:19:05
    - De Laet and Morison aside, it's the Championship team. Well, they earned it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:20:17
      - yep! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 13, 14:20:36
    - at least the midfield is tried and tested (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 13, 14:19:56
  - no rodallega for wigan (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 13, 14:17:11
    - That's a bigun! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:20:35
I've been on a little recky around the area for foorty pub and can report.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:34:45
- Belle Vue for me. 2nd half at least anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 13, 13:48:01
  - Enjoy Small! COME ON CITY, if nothing else, best chippy in the land is down the road. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:48:50
- That's a great special price (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 13:36:21
  - Yes, if I go there I'm going to pay the normal price (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 13:37:38
    - nice piece of steak. :( (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:42:19
      - Nope, looks lovely. I thought you didn't like the price that was all.4 (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:47:52
        
        So the "special price" was more than the normal price? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 13:50:58
        
        ROLF - glad it was just me, I was well confused! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 13, 14:33:14
        
        :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 14:39:09
        
        Balls!! Soz!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:51:42
        
        Dubbers in your original post you have the prices mixed up... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 13:50:08
        
        lollers!! i meant the other way round!! Should have proof read that! :) I mean a ?1 off! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:51:10
      - Why the sad face thing? Is the steak bad? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 13:46:47
        
        i hope not after and extra ? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 13:48:01
        
        I haven't bought any steak strappy - it's Dr D that has (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 13:48:32
        
        yes i know, but if you had brought a piece of steak would you (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 13:50:57
        
        I tend to fry as my grill doesn't work! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:53:30
        
        Grill. However if nice weather a touch of BBQ action me thinks... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 13:55:15
        
        heh heh (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:56:02
        
        Rare? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 13:57:36
        
        Nope, medium to well. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 14:00:07
        
        Medium or medium-rare depending on my mood and size of the moon (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 13, 14:01:24
        
        With mushrooms and onion rings and a salad. Steak is a proper treat. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 14:05:59
        
        Wish I had never mentioned the steak now, still a good price in my book though. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:50:11
        
        well, apart from the extra ?1, of course ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 13, 14:37:18
        
        lols Karn I meant the other way round!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 14:39:30
        
        I know mate - most replied to thread on here today as well ;-) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 13, 14:49:59
        
        I think he needs to re-read his post (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 13, 13:47:22
  - They have to attract customers as he was saying doy. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 13, 13:37:28
WOTB Predictions League - 15 hours to enter... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 20:56:47
- Tick tock, tick tock. (n/m) (NCFC) - J1mmy5, Aug 12, 21:16:12
  - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! (n/m) (NCFC) - J1mmy5, Aug 12, 21:16:34
    - Hoofin. Brilliant. Get your own ideas, stop borrowing Pants' (NCFC) - J1mmy5, Aug 12, 21:25:27
    - Hi Hoofin. You not entering this year? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 21:17:37
- Cheers Lee - when are parts 2 and 3 due in again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 12, 21:08:02
  - November and Feb I think. There'll be plenty of warning (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 21:20:56
    - cheers Lee, didn't wanna miss out (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 12, 21:33:12
- i presume you've got mine Lee? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 12, 21:01:49
  - Yep, no probs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 12, 21:19:14
How to get to Stamford Bridge (NCFC) - Brook, Aug 10, 14:28:29
- Thanks all, plenty to think about there :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brook, Aug 10, 15:13:45
- Wimbledon has plenty of parking, then tube to Fulham Broadway (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 10, 14:59:56
- Newbury Park or Redbridge are recommended. (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Aug 10, 14:53:55
  - i've parked at Redbridge before (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 10, 14:57:01
    - ^^^ yes, that's what i've done n'all (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 15:18:28
- We always park at Cockfosters - big ole carpark, not far from M25. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 14:34:25
- 2ND exit on the A166, and turn right at Church Road (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 10, 14:32:46
  - I hope thats where you are going on the 27th (n/m) (NCFC) - Brook, Aug 10, 14:34:06
Hello everyone. I'm 'working' from home today. How is everybody? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:09:11
- ^^^^watching the Cricket (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 10, 14:57:49
  - Hint got skoi hev oi. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:58:41
- Am fine, just off to Morrison's (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 10, 14:26:14
  - Bit early for looting innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Aug 10, 14:27:51
    - I have to be in by 6. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 10, 14:50:14
  - do uou want owt ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 10, 14:26:42
    - Yes. Some more kleenex and some soothing balm please. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:27:40
- Good afternoon, Ritchie. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 10, 14:11:20
  - That ut doo dunt ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:11:54
    - It would've been better if I knew how to spell. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 10, 14:16:28
      - I am, can't wait. I've a horrid feeling they'll cancel it though due to rioters and that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:27:17
        
        Shush! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 10, 14:42:10
        
        The hotel will be fine, and we'll be currying in Rusholme, there'll be no problems there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:48:57
        
        Just noticed the rate has gone down a bit. Hope it's still there Saturday. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 10, 15:16:39
        
        It'll be fine. Plenty of other options if not Tuds. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 15:24:39
        
        Wrothidiots vs. The Looters (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 14:47:11
        
        good wrothing (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 10, 14:51:12
        
        We'll spin them right out. You can't loot bears that's been drunk. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:49:51
- Very good thanks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 14:10:52
  - OMG !! (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:11:37
    - Incorrect, try again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 10, 14:15:08
      - I'll keep going. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:26:40
        
        be quick about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 10, 14:32:15
- fine thanks mate....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 10, 14:10:47
  - Tears over the rioting? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 14:12:13
    - whatever floats your boat, my friend, whatever floats your boat! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 10, 14:13:07
      - water (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 14:42:25
Grrovy time-lapse video of the Tottingham sky-line during the Riots. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 15:02:39
- what on earth is that music? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 8, 15:05:35
  - Someone drunk leaning on a piano (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 15:10:16
  - Dunno - dint know it had music - no sound on this PC (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 15:08:29
    - Bit "samey" tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 8, 15:13:40
      - It's slightly more than a minute long. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 15:15:49
Stan Collymore has tweeted (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 8, 14:55:21
- Who the fook knows (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 8, 15:10:13
- and this.... (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 8, 14:59:19
  - Bollocks. He keeps having moments of sense that stop me hating him totally. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 8, 15:00:14
I don't normally do this, but...TheBig_Sam (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 7, 15:31:58
- i love the tweet (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 15:51:39
- Are you on the Twitters, IH? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 7, 15:43:07
  - Me? Good Lord, no (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 7, 15:58:56
    - Not bad, thanks. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 7, 16:06:25
      - Busy, mainly (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 7, 16:17:40
- he's stepped it up a level since moving to west ham (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 7, 15:32:53
  - just realised that sounds like I think it's really him (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 7, 15:33:24
    - Yes. That's what makes BigSam the best thing on twitter (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Aug 7, 15:37:41
I think the Ray Winstone bet365 ad is even worse than Figo's Just for Men. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 15:27:21
- not as shit as the Tom Daley shredded wheat one (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 15:52:42
FAO Suggs (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 12:49:00
- link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 7, 12:58:12
  - theres not much to look at Suggs links below show her off better (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 13:02:48
- Sorry, yes I did but forgot to reply. And here she is..... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 7, 12:56:51
  - no worries, i did see her walk (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 12:58:36
Freindly Internationals next week? (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 6, 22:13:30
- How come Rangers were playing a friendly today? Isn't their league up and running? (General Chat) - pants, Aug 6, 22:27:52
  - here........ (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 23:09:44
  - I dunno. Doomy was wittering on about something the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 6, 22:55:53
  - Celtic played last weekend and midweek away at Swansea (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 6, 22:29:09
    - According to an SPL forum (I know poor sauce) each side has been allowed (General Chat) - wgf500, Aug 6, 22:54:43
kicking off in tottenham...rioting galore (n/m) (Other Football) - oh huckerby, Aug 6, 21:43:43
- Ray riot watch on Sky news (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Aug 6, 23:15:53
  - Ray Watch? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 6, 23:24:24
- BBC news is shit (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Aug 6, 23:09:19
- that London (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 6, 22:37:32
- i think its in response to some Tottenham lad who got shot this week by police (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 6, 21:50:08
  - yep thats it apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 6, 21:58:23
    - shame that the news will now be about a burnt-out Police car and not the (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 6, 22:03:00
      - A man who, by current reports, was armed. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 6, 23:10:39
      - well no. I think this may have brought it back to the top. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 6, 22:04:59
        
        Probably. i was just trying my hand at some political conversation to sound intelligent (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 6, 22:06:55
        
        are you the poster who drinks piss? (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 6, 22:21:24
        
        I'm not sure that's an accurate description of me (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 6, 22:25:02
        
        P O T D ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 6, 22:39:37
- que? (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 21:45:13
  - Police cars overturned and set afire, according to like what I just read on Twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 21:56:03
    - Police suspect it could be Arsene... (n/m) (Other Football) - POA, Aug 6, 22:50:59
      - Point of Attack (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 23:01:57
    - cheers AB - a bit warm to be setting fire to stuff innit...... (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 21:58:03
  - ah, just seen, we must have signed Modric then ;-) (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 21:46:02
    - the SSN just said you've bought some teenager for ?18m (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 6, 21:57:25
      - Yeah, Lukaku....... (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 22:00:31
        
        i just saw the Chelsea highlights from todays game (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 6, 22:30:59
        
        Sturridge was well fired up........ played well (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 23:12:24
    - txt from a mate in tottenham reads.... (Other Football) - oh huckerby, Aug 6, 21:48:24
      - "Sik"? Is that "Sick" or "Sikh" ?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 21:57:33
        
        Sick - (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Aug 6, 22:11:45
      - I'll cancel watching us play Stoke in Enfield next Sunday, then (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 21:55:33
        
        Is Enfield a bit rough then? (Other Football) - wgf500, Aug 6, 22:41:11
        
        Where you staying, I'll get some info for you (Other Football) - Karnivore, Aug 6, 23:45:19
What should we have for supper? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:39:04
- Duck and Chips (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 10:54:54
  - oo-err (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 5, 10:55:30
- a toasted fruit crumpet and a mug of tea (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 10:43:02
  - I'm no meal facist, but that sounds a lot like a breakfast, not a supper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:45:09
    - could also be a light lunch, but don't hold that against it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 10:48:07
- Barbecued eggs, with a yoghurt dressing. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:42:28
  - 'Ckernory. 40474 posts. Cooter heck. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:44:24
    - That's a fair few. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:45:35
  - he's already done more than double that number (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 10:44:13
    - You've done a lot as well. Not including blindasabat. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:46:21
      - but not half as many as AB - i'm suprised you've posted so few though (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 10:49:09
        
        I can't often wrath at work. And I do have periods off every now and then. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:52:48
Shee-it. I've now done 5002 posts. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:28:55
- 44483 (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 5, 10:47:49
  - Pants has done the most that I can see. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 10:50:30
    - 6251, but more under different usernames (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 10:54:10
    - New joke book. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:52:58
  - That's a lot more than you can have of anything. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:50:19
I'm coming home to West Norfolk later int summer. Thinking of taking kids for a day out (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 4, 21:51:32
- You should go to... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 5, 00:00:30
- no, its ok for a day (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 4, 22:08:10
  - ?56 for family wristband at fair - ?20 petrol, ?30 food (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 4, 22:11:58
    - pleasurewood hills is cheaper ~~~~( take your own food though (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 4, 22:16:36
      - That the one in Suffolk? That prob would be pushing the travel limits. Is it better than (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 4, 22:21:39
        
        its about then mins from yarmouth max. much better than pleasure beach (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 4, 22:34:20
  - I stole Freddie Stars dinner jacket from the theatre on the pier. (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 4, 22:10:02
    - How?? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 4, 22:12:14
      - it was a beano from my social club in Gayton (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 4, 22:38:16
no satdee home game till oct 15th then.prems a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 4, 20:25:47
- to be honest, this really doesn't bother me (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 4, 21:00:12
- That is rather rubbish. :( (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 4, 20:26:41
  - How many Saturday 3pm or 5.15 home games are we going to have this season? (NCFC) - jimbo, Aug 4, 20:31:59
    - Ncfc (NCFC) - asics_kit, Aug 4, 23:03:25
      - Ow. That hurts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 4, 23:53:59
    - Oooh a drinking session!!!!! (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 4, 21:30:13
    - 8 of our games before December are at 3pm on Saturday, just so happens (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 20:48:20
      - probably better for our fans that the home games are at crap times (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 20:50:19
    - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 20:42:46
    - me too (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 4, 20:41:08
    - Indeed, Saturday, 3pm kickoff is when footy should be played. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 4, 20:33:58
      - I like Saturday evening KOs, in fact they are the best. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Aug 4, 20:37:13
    - not many at all (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 4, 20:33:40
I like the look of Kyle Naughton already. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 3, 21:20:59
- could you count the fans please. discrepencies in reported attendance.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 3, 21:31:16
- Nasie jnr enjoying the game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 3, 21:28:02
  - Just asked him. His succinct reply.... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 3, 21:35:15
    - junior pixels coming Saturday when they get back from Turkey. bless em (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 3, 21:37:00
- you sir are the new Neyal Adams (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 21:25:16
nice to see Pilks get some minutes on the pitch tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 21:15:56
can anyone spot Garrrry Brookes or the Conker (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 12:16:46
- That's a lot of bored looking people (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 2, 13:07:27
- there is a lot more there than i thought there would be (NCFC) - city_lad, Aug 2, 12:25:33
  - 1500 wearemassive (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 12:31:06
- I can see Gary Brookses on here. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 2, 12:24:10
  - He lied (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 12:31:57
    - is that him with a circle of empty seats around him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 2, 12:46:41
    - That neck dew look toight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 2, 12:41:59
  - ^^^that is the pic i was trying to link off (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 12:30:15
Suggs are you about? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 22:58:24
- this is the best i can do (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 23:02:02
  - Is she one of these (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 1, 23:27:15
    - may I do a quick butch? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 2, 00:12:21
    - the one on the right (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 23:29:19
      - I mean the left (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 23:33:01
official where will we finish next season thread (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 1, 14:57:08
- 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 1, 19:52:57
- 12th (NCFC) - worksop canary, Aug 1, 19:34:28
  - 12th, jsut with a 2-0 wina t home to Villa (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, May 13, 20:22:45
- 16th (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 1, 17:10:12
- 14th (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 1, 16:21:45
- 10th (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 1, 16:04:24
- 19th (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 1, 15:33:18
- want to wait until after the two games this week. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 1, 15:16:47
  - you are more than welcome to wait (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 1, 15:19:42
- 17th (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 1, 15:16:38
- 16th (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 1, 15:09:56
- Gotta be pessimistic and say... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 15:09:30
- 8th (n/m) (NCFC) - K1ng5 Lynn Canary, Aug 1, 15:07:46
- 9th (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 1, 15:06:53
- villa park (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 1, 15:05:46
- 15th (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 1, 14:58:32
  - 16th (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 15:09:43
Knows his stuff (General Chat) - kingswell, Aug 1, 12:26:06
- have we hit 550 yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 12:28:35
  - *tuts* (n/m) (General Chat) - kingswell, Aug 1, 12:29:19
    - and the Maytals (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 12:30:00
      - Is this a code? (n/m) (General Chat) - kingswell, Aug 1, 12:31:17
        
        dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 12:44:00
- you're the breast! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 12:27:10
Jeez. Would appear Broad just hit two sixes in a row. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:59:48
- Broad run out. 44 off 32. (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 1, 12:12:43
  - collapse (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 12:16:26
- Yep. The second one was huge large. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:03:01
- He did. Off Raina. (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 1, 12:02:13
Based on one preseason friendly and CP my starting side v Wigwam... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:38:59
- Have you forgotton about Fox? (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 1, 12:19:46
- i think Whitbread will start, and can't see Jackson starting (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 11:09:59
  - It's all a bit of a mayes to me (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 11:41:39
    - is that lots of different 'may's, or something you walk around with hedges? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:42:39
      - whatever it means it is my surname (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 12:12:32
        
        pants will be pants (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:19:19
      - Yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:11:22
- are we buying a new CB called Bennett? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 10:40:52
  - I thought that but is he fit enough? Hmmm? Well? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:42:29
    - why wouldn't he be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:03:29
      - He's not played in all the games thus far (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 11:16:38
        
        Has anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:17:20
        
        Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 11:17:59
        
        who? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:19:23
        
        Ruddy for one (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 11:25:17
        
        ERMM Didn't Rudd get 90 mins at southend? (NCFC) - CROMAGZ, Aug 1, 12:53:08
        
        ha. Right. Good to know he's fit enough then. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 11:27:48
  - Barnett... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:41:51
    - Needs more subs as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 1, 10:44:48
      - Go on then birthday boy - stick some in on me... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:45:59
        
        Ok. Pele, Zidane and Maradona. All on the bench. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 1, 10:47:57
        
        You say that... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:48:48
        
        Pele's lost his pace, true. Well, they all have. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 1, 10:50:56
        
        One of them intermittently goes faster when he remembers to take his medication... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:52:15
Just saw the England squad. FFS. That is shocking. Even more so without (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:03:50
- link? not seen it anywhere. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 10:10:03
  - Has the squad actually been announced yet? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 10:37:19
    - Well I'd assume the one on the FA site is current, given a game in 2 days: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:44:36
      - we play holland next week, 9 days away (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 13:43:51
Has anyone done a WROTH fantasy league on the official Prem one ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 09:57:27
- the one from the last 2 seasons just continues to run, i'll give you the code if you want? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 10:20:08
  - its called wotb premier, i don't know the code though (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 10:24:56
    - I did it, gimme a couple of minutes (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 1, 10:42:14
      - Chairs. Already joined a mate's league but guess I can join two ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:45:07
        
        yeah you can join 10 i believe code is 16192-7221 (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 1, 10:55:27
        
        Think thats the Metro league not the official Prem League game? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, Aug 1, 13:14:11
        
        nope, thats the prem one, set it up myself this time last year (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 1, 13:16:13
Happy birthday to mr APB off of on of here (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 08:37:46
- Ageing Pretty Badly! (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 1, 10:24:26
- Another Perfect Bidet (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 1, 10:14:43
- yes have a great Buffday (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 1, 10:13:59
- 'Appy Piggin' Buffday (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 1, 09:48:11
- Anniversarial plaudits, bor (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 09:33:22
- A pedagogue's birthday (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 1, 08:49:47
- Aye. He's not reached 50 yet. Nearly. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 1, 08:46:43
Wessi or Bennett? (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Aug 1, 07:38:45
- Wessi...everyday...still the best player we have by some. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 1, 09:18:21
- Bennett. i don't think wes will be a regular starter this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 1, 09:02:41
- wessi (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 08:36:23
When do we find out about chelski tickets? (n/m) (NCFC) - hucksmyman, Aug 1, 07:01:39
- should be soon, I've already got mine (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 1, 07:40:28
  - Got mine too, been offered Chesley season ticket. (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 1, 09:26:07
    - good stuff - which stand you in? (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 1, 10:11:29
      - Sorry missed this, don't know when I find out I'll let you know (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 1, 21:10:01
  - Did u apply? (n/m) (NCFC) - hucksmyman, Aug 1, 08:41:54
    - he's a Chelsea fan^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 08:45:45
      - shh don't tell everyone....... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 1, 09:00:12
        
        Norwich are having a Ballot, they haven't announced who has been allocated ticks yet (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 09:13:30
        
        be interesting to see how many you've asked for........ (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 1, 09:15:48
        
        well the demand will be high, but i suppose the ?50 bit will put some off (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 1, 09:22:57
        
        good point - if it's any consolation, mine's ?50 as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 1, 09:26:09
Bell was dopey, India simply continued playing - no deception from them (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:13:03
- Thing is though, cricket isn't like other sports, you have umpires instead of referees. (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 31, 16:27:53
- Maybe technically yes (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:14:12
  - In football you play to the whistle (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:23:25
    - Yep, but this is cricket... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:25:27
      - Just exemplifies the respect which Dhoni clearly has for the game and its traditions (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:27:54
        
        Yep. Technically he was completely in the right, but, IMO has done exactly the right thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:28:33
        
        I wouldnt have had a problem with Dhoni sticking with the original decison because as you (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:31:39
        
        Ha! I never said it was perfect... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:36:55
        
        *is now a highly professional game (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:32:20
        
        ha, good question. He'd *have* to walk if he got a nick now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:32:14
  - But when the bails were whipped off neither of the umpires had indicated it was tea?? (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:16:09
    - Exactly (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:17:52
      - calm down mate. Everyone gets it wrong occasionally (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:18:31
        
        passive aggressive trolling (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:43:55
        
        who are you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 16:46:32
        
        judge (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 16:50:21
        
        why? (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 17:00:20
        
        brand alignment (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 17:03:45
        
        uh=oh. Lot of hiding behind other usernames at the moment. Who else are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:46:22
        
        The Judge? and Norway. At a guesws (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 31, 17:00:02
        
        well... (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:59:00
        
        Whereas your approach to debate on here is entirely calm... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 17:01:31
        
        Ha! (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 17:05:45
  - Yes he did - what a twat! (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:15:54
    - Apart from body language of the majority of the rest of the players (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:18:46
  - Indeed. And on reflection even Dhoni didn't think the wicket was valid (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:15:31
    - Hardly (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:17:07
      - Agree. Is this how it is now? (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 16:23:43
        
        It was Strauss and Flower who put the squeeze on Dhoni (General Chat) - kingswell, Jul 31, 16:39:13
        
        Oh entirely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:46:43
      - ^^^Spot on^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:18:23
BELL IS BACK! (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:50
- Drama, well played India (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 16:09:20
  - Well done India. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 31, 16:10:22
What a joke. Bell is gone (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 31, 15:46:31
- lets hope we stuff-em shame he was playing so well (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 15:52:15
- OUT OF ORDER ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 15:48:10
- Bell End (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 31, 15:47:52
- Unsporting by India. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 31, 15:46:59
  - cheating is what it is, Jumper handed back, Over called. That and the bump catch (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 31, 16:02:27
    - yup. would guess that's what most people will end up judging on this (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:04:23
      - Brilliant stuff from Dhoni, massive respect. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 31, 16:11:23
      - is his iq 9? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Jul 31, 16:11:06
      - Never cheating in a million years (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:06:14
  - Difference between amateur and professional. Serves Bell right. (Other Sports) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 15:48:40
    - no it doesn't (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 15:51:03
    - ciontravened spirit of teh game, surely. The batsmen thought tea had been called (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 15:50:04
      - I'm sorry. Did the umpire signal the boundary? Did he call for tea? (Other Sports) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 15:54:54
        
        Nail on head. "Just as in football - you play to the whistle." (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 15:59:40
        
        Agree completely, Bell has slightly tarnished a fantastic innings with an error (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 15:56:39
        
        I'll go further. (Other Sports) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 16:00:01
        
        that's a load of bollox, of course (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:02:21
        
        Agreed entirely. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:08:18
        
        Ha, brilliant! No bell end! (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:09:09
        
        Oh fuck off Lee. Your snide attitude on here and Twitter is getting a little dull now. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 16:21:05
        
        who the f*ck are you? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 16:28:21
        
        ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 16:23:16
        
        Eh? Sorry do I know you? (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:22:04
        
        Yes, you do. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Graham Br15tol, Jul 31, 16:24:25
        
        Oh? Well I'm sorry if I have offended you. Only stating my opinion, as you were yours... (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 31, 16:27:46
        
        However, well played Bell. Cracking innings which has swing the game. (n/m) (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:02:18
    - Still not in the spirit of the game. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 31, 15:49:51
      - No chance, Bell just being a complete clot (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 15:50:50
        
        you think India were right to appeal? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 15:51:45
        
        Why not? (n/m) (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 15:52:04
        
        Because they've not go him out or earned the wicket. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 31, 16:03:27
        
        Plenty of batsmen 'give their wicket away' that's effectively what Bell has done (n/m) (Other Sports) - bgc, Jul 31, 16:04:36
        
        like I said above, just sprit of the game (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 31, 15:53:28
Captain Canary has gone a bit mental over in Hong Kong (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 15:36:56
- Hong Schlong Phooey (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 31, 15:43:04
- what the WHAT!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 31, 15:40:27
- fail (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 31, 15:38:42
  - up the buffet (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 15:43:59
Kazenga Lua Lua (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Jul 29, 22:58:44
- FOYSC (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jul 29, 23:30:11
- cock (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 23:06:01
  - Suck my balls (n/m) (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Jul 29, 23:08:51
    - If you had any, it would be a start (Other Football) - pants, Jul 29, 23:16:17
      - Predictable pants..... Your better than that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Jul 29, 23:21:44
        
        Elliott who?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Mark Barham, Jul 29, 23:22:31
        
        How do you rate Murrays chances at the US Open next month? (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 29, 23:42:32
        
        poetic (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 29, 23:26:55
Matt Ball, wants to know of Norwich v Ipswich is a good derby? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 13:58:14
- tell him a bit too one sided now 1p5wich are minor leagues (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 29, 14:01:45
- Our player Matt Ball? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 29, 14:00:50
  - No, this Matt Ball. Not to be confused with Joe Ferrari's Big Band. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 14:16:00
  - i think its him (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 14:02:55
FAO nerds - squad numbers ahoy (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:20:21
- Apart from OTJ who has already left are the other guys going to (NCFC) - caley canary, Jul 29, 13:32:56
- A centre forward wearing number 5 (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 29, 12:48:04
  - Stringer had 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jul 29, 13:17:36
  - Eadie had 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jul 29, 13:11:35
    - ?? 20 wuntut ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 13:17:40
      - maybe at one stage before my time? I've got a shirt with Eadie 4 on the back though (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jul 29, 13:29:16
        
        With ENGLAND underneath (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jul 29, 13:52:10
    - Hucks had 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 29, 13:14:00
      - Should have retired the number (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Jul 29, 13:23:05
- there's no 26 that's obviously been left free for Angela (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 12:42:00
  - ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 13:09:36
- I personally am a bit sad for Oli and Cody. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 29, 12:29:13
  - no room for sentiment.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 12:31:03
    - Not serious surely? Being a football fan is all about sentiment! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 29, 13:20:07
    - Oh, sorry. I'm just a fan, not the manager. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 29, 12:32:08
      - apologie accepted. move on. dont get stuck in the past. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 12:39:15
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 29, 12:59:29
        
        exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 13:02:07
  - Senitmental (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 29, 12:29:36
    - Yes, there's no room for senitment. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 29, 12:30:31
      - Put some under your bed. It'll fit. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 12:56:27
        
        It'll have to go in the "special" box. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 29, 13:27:25
      - There's loads of room for it... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 12:31:27
        
        tch! typical student views Brandy! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 12:56:16
        
        Er, I'm not Brandy or a student CC..?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 12:57:11
        
        oh! apol bogies. Tort you were Brandy!!!! Damn! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 13:01:47
        
        I've never really been a student! So not sure how you come to such a conclusion! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 29, 16:03:44
- i am actually quite surprised mr Wilbraham (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 12:25:57
  - I think Lambert will review that one in the January transfer window (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 29, 16:12:03
  - Big man cover...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 29, 16:10:52
  - I was surprised (NCFC) - scruffy, Jul 29, 12:37:11
- Can't wait for some splendid beefy analysis on that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 12:24:52
  - USAC (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 12:58:33
    - Its never good if you tilt before I post. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 29, 16:12:16
    - Lollers (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jul 29, 13:06:23
ham sandwiches, and pickled onion monster munch (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 12:01:37
- A cheese and ham Salad (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 29, 12:18:02
- Cheese and pickle on granary, napple x2, Anzac biscuits (General Chat) - King, Jul 29, 12:07:51
And still no season ticket in the post. (n/m) (NCFC) - Badger, Jul 29, 11:45:43
- Me neither. Perhaps they want to present me with mine personally for being such a stunning (NCFC) - megson, Jul 29, 13:21:07
- Same - no season ticket (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 29, 12:17:02
- got mine yesterday (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 11:57:06
Anyone know when Pilks is expected to be fit enough to play ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:40:49
- ask him on Twitters (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 12:07:04
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:41:28
  - Thanks. Knew I could count on you... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:43:23
    - But seriously, is anybody aware of the approximate date of Pilks' return to fitness ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:48:14
      - 4th (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:49:04
        
        What would you do, right, if a slightly Germanic Steve floated up to you on (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:52:43
        
        *the statue of the bloke with a headache* (NCFC) - kingswell, Jul 29, 10:57:09
        
        Answer b). Deffo. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:54:39
        
        Good. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:59:26
        
        *might be repaired* ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 10:53:14
        
        I heard next week from someone at Phallus and I blindly went along with it (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 10:49:41
        
        Wish I hadn't answered now... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 11:08:54
        
        I used asterisks and everyone knows a dilemma requires a (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:16:38
        
        I was referring to this cloggy brain... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 11:50:06