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Hot news..... (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 18, 16:38:27
- *Leeds* (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 16:57:46
- Go away. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:40:01
  - Did we find out which regular it is? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 18, 16:44:53
    - Don't really care. Is just fucking annoying though. Will probably get iggied soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 17:18:06
- I have it on good authority (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 18, 16:39:26
  - Is it Friday then? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 18, 16:39:54
    - Yes... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 18, 16:41:57
      - Excellent news! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 18, 16:42:11
NN goal (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:42:23
- How shit and slow the L1 footy was ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 14:45:26
- the one here at 1.35 is the one I remember most by him (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 18, 14:44:16
My favourite Howson tweet from a Leeds fan (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 18, 14:32:38
- On Howson's FB page it also suggests Bolton bid 2m for Clayton too (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 14:38:39
  - I've said a couple of times that we should sign Clayton (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 18, 14:42:31
  - we might sneek in and have Snodgrass off of them as well (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:40:09
Leeds seeth on the JoNNy Howson facebook page (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:32:33
- More seeth (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:34:11
  - I actually want Leeds back in the Prem. they've been fucked about for ages and are a good (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 18, 14:36:04
  - harsh (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:35:13
This cannot be 2N's twitter account surely? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:08:48
- He didn't tweet that though, presumably wrote it when he set up the page (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 18, 14:10:55
  - and what player, who wants to play in the premier league as soon as poss, would write (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 18, 14:11:48
    - ^^this (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 18, 14:30:04
    - Yep surely a fake (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 18, 14:16:25
whoareya 1, you need some training off of the one and only Jim Nasium (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:31:57
Oh! Breaking News. I see Queens Park Rangers Football Club are in for Alex ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:18:40
- LOL out loud! (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:28:30
  - on WOTB its ROLF or ROFFLE or ROLFCHOPS (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:30:19
  - No, no, no, young man. You cannot Laugh Out Loud Out Loud (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:29:39
    - yes i can. Cos if fucking annoys people... (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:30:13
      - AND I can rofl on the floor laughing... (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:30:49
        
        According to Wroth law its ROLF, not ROFL (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:33:08
        
        Srsly?! I never got my induction pack, can I be excused (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:34:41
        
        no - I've done the induction (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:35:52
        
        Not to mention pissing myself pmsl'ing (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:32:01
        
        WW2... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:31:56
    - But you can do a Steve in LOLland (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:29:57
- Adam and Eve (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:26:17
- WW2 (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:24:15
  - Yes, yes, yes, but you also have to include a link to the original WOTB post. Tut (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:25:44
    - Got it.. (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:28:18
    - You have to much to learn, young Padawan (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:28:16
      - ill prolly get rickrolled with some lol cats and cheezeburgers soon (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:29:40
        
        No, we aren't savvy enough for that shit so we have to make our own up (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:30:34
        
        No lolcats? oh man.. you're missing out, it's like a new world out there (n/m) (Other Football) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:36:02
- RIP Ronnie Barker (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Jan 17, 22:22:55
  - WTF - he's dead? (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:29:30
  - Yes, I knew you would been in to make A Pig's Bollocks of it. Now we have to explain to (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:23:57
    - there's not much text speak allowed (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:35:53
      - Ignore that Schteve, wrong place (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:37:00
So what does WW2 mean? Seen it on here and confooosed (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 21:56:22
- It basically means, the news or post is old I.E old news like the WW2 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:13:02
  - Thank you. (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:23:30
  - it's Noah on our site (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:20:14
    - He dint tho did he ? He was told about it by Darren Huckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:22:04
      - Maybe you can demonstrate above as it seems Strap On has gone off to service Sally (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:22:57
        
        I'm concentrating on Shameless (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 22:27:22
        
        I'm not going anywhere near explaining APB (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:27:06
        
        No it's his initials acsherlly. I know how disappointing that is to discover. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:29:11
        
        FFS that's crap (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:30:48
        
        Oh shit yeah. Forgot about that. Will give it a go some time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:32:32
        
        FFS Schteve I'm relying on you man (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:35:25
        
        Has a lovely black screen. I saw that much (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:38:22
        
        But then it asked me to make a Windows Live ID so I sort of put it aside for a while (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:38:54
        
        Cheers - wonder if you can run it without a Live ID (I've got one, but don't use it) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 22:47:11
        
        iPhonings all the way... I have iphone 4 and Galaxy S2 (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:37:46
        
        Yes I have both too but he is asking me about my Nokia Lumia 800 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:43:57
        
        Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. iPhone (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:52:48
  - Right, Strap On. Shall we do a demonstration ? I shall start one at the top for you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 17, 22:18:02
- I obviously know world war 2 but you guys cant mean that (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:01:08
- World War II, or the Second World War (often abbreviated as WWII or WW2), was a global (General Chat) - Duck, Jan 17, 22:00:20
  - God bless Wiki :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 22:02:26
    - You won't be able to do that tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 17, 22:05:46
- ... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 22:00:01
  - or that (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 17, 22:05:58
- GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 17, 21:58:18
  - Google is not my friend :( (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 22:01:31
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 17, 22:38:57
See Incantation are at the game. (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 21:25:36
- Are you pants? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 17, 21:26:53
  - What's this a game of fuckin happy families, do you wear glasses? (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 21:29:26
    - No... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 17, 21:30:05
      - Oh I'm fuckin Bonny Langford now (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 21:30:48
        
        ^^ Stoopish (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:31:29
        
        He's very (fake) angry (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 17, 21:33:07
That family on channel4 with 15 kids (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:06:08
- Her fanny must resemble a ripped out fireplace (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 21:13:36
  - Probably got Hemorrhoids (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:16:18
- wtf 15 pan lids? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:08:08
  - She is Preggers with her sixteenth, yes sixteen and she is thirty six (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:10:08
    - Fail, she's got 14, 15th on the way (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:19:08
      - Oh well that makes it alright then! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 21:43:21
    - what is wrong with people? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:13:17
      - Addicted apparently? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:14:55
        
        16 kids *boggles* (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:18:16
        
        One of the kids has a liverpool top on! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:21:54
    - 16 kids before she is 36?! (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 21:12:44
    - Wizards sleeve comes to mind (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:12:32
      - Cripes.... Even a single mealtime must cost a fortune (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 17, 21:13:38
The ears of the guy on SSN now move a ridiculous amount when he talks. Especially the left (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 17, 20:52:23
- The one with the dodgy fringe on the right, that is (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 17, 20:55:44
  - Isn't two male presenter against some sort of law? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:00:35
    - *presenters* (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:01:10
- they're like an epileptic's arms white water rafting! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 20:55:40
Women's football (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 17, 19:44:25
- that's Andy Marshall (n/m) (Other Football) - Kar1, Jan 17, 20:18:39
- Men's football (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 17, 19:56:53
  - Men's football (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:02:11
    - With saturday's game in mind, let's not forget... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 17, 20:03:57
      - I was there that day (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 20:09:34
      - Men's football (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 20:07:48
      - Are you watching Karnivore?! (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:07:18
        
        Speaking of which - ?50m men's football (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 17, 20:09:49
        
        Haha I like this (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:11:46
  - NO (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 17, 20:02:10
- the third one, that own goal, made me gob coffee at the screen (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 17, 19:47:21
  - me too (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 17, 19:50:31
Carl jenkinson linked... (NCFC) - loz, Jan 17, 13:44:40
- Isn't he a Welsh composer/singer? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 17, 13:50:09
- who? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 13:46:39
  - I know, I haven't heard of him either (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 14:07:09
    - i wont respond to your constant trolling (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 14:09:47
      - Haven't you just responded though? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 14:11:42
        
        silly me,oh look ive just done it again (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 14:13:39
        
        I you have, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 14:14:31
        
        think *missed a word out, sorry about that* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 14:14:58
- Isn't he a right back? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 13:46:33
  - an injured one at that (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 17, 13:52:14
  - Is he the guy that Arsenal signed from Charlton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 13:47:44
    - Yes sir (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jan 17, 13:48:19
      - I thought he was a centre half? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 13:48:34
- He comes from Finland (NCFC) - King, Jan 17, 13:46:22
OK. So who is 'shut the gate'? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:20:04
- a prize c**t? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 17, 13:35:31
  - No....Your confusing him (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 13:36:15
    - Indeed I am buddy. Got Cup tix yesdee so will be attending. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 17, 13:44:09
      - Me and Will are giving that one a miss (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 13:46:45
- Bucks/UtterlyHuckerby/Wratha Benitez/some others i've forgotten (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 17, 13:27:06
- new member. Am i in the club then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 13:23:18
  - No. I suspect you are one of the existing posters known as "regulars" posting under a new (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:27:08
    - I was accused as being Bucks at first as well (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 13:34:04
      - so was mark barham (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:36:29
        
        He seems alright atually. Has anyone met him off of on have here? (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 13:38:27
        
        he's a very nice guy (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:40:35
        
        Isn't he SCC? I get so confused with all this. I'm off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:39:05
        
        lol piss off (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:40:54
        
        fuck knows. We get to see IP addresses on ours, but they're easy enough to change too (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 13:39:57
      - Were you? I thought you were genuine from the get go. This guys smells of bucks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:35:48
        
        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 17, 13:37:46
        
        Did it on purpose old timer. Chillax. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:38:34
        
        ROLF - can see Cbeebies exploding as I type!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 13:39:03
        
        Only cos it's my expression, mine!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 17, 13:40:28
        
        no he doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:37:10
        
        Hmmmmmm. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 17, 13:37:50
        
        this guy talks properly about games and players (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:39:57
        
        Cheers SCC. Appreciated (n/m) (General Chat) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 13:46:22
        
        Yeah, I had to link to our site to prove I wasn't. Funny, looking back (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 17, 13:37:06
    - he's always seemed amiable (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 17, 13:29:17
    - no seriously. new member. (n/m) (General Chat) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 13:28:55
      - ^^Selwyn love a full stop (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 13:35:58
leon Makenzie was a bit quiet last night on late kick off (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 12:50:15
- Perry Groves did like to butt in and dominate a lot of the conversation (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 12:55:26
  - This is true (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 13:00:02
Attn.. Megson (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 12:48:08
- Yes. I've taken my daughter to 3 away games and she loves it (NCFC) - col canary, Jan 17, 13:28:48
Hemorrhoid XI (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:20:26
- You're a pain in the arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 17, 13:23:33
- aaron wilbumorrhoid (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 12:58:15
- Stop ruining XIs (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 12:51:55
  - Agreed (NCFC) - norway, Jan 17, 13:11:01
    - Weak. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 13:12:50
  - Gunna do it even more now (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:55:18
    - Raving Faggott XI (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:57:48
      - One tee in "faggot", love. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 13:12:15
        
        you deserve 2 boss (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 13:16:14
- Graham BUMstead (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 12:51:47
  - John (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 17, 13:10:47
    - wroth graham innit (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 13:27:49
- Colin Bum-nuggett (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:40:23
- sting rectalbleedinge bjornebye (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 17, 12:33:24
- Jermain Janus-grapes (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:29:58
- CHalfont St Giles Barnes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 17, 12:29:05
- Nicky Butt-figs (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 17, 12:26:43
- Arsegrape Parlour (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jan 17, 12:26:08
- Ray Clements. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 17, 12:24:42
- JOhnny Giles. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 17, 12:24:27
- Anusol Campbell (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 17, 12:24:04
Excrement XI (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 16, 22:19:01
- Pony Cascarino (n/m) (NCFC) - Beaver Las Vegas, Jan 16, 22:56:17
- Sammy cling on (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:52:44
- Kenwinnit jones (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:52:21
- wayne follow throoney (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 16, 22:48:27
  - Lines closed (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 16, 22:50:15
- David nnnnnnnnnnnnnng oh god ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:44:31
- Stan bowels (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:43:41
- Ulysses de la poos (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:39:25
- Winner is.... (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 16, 22:37:42
  - Later with Stools Holland...oh (NCFC) - Beaver Las Vegas, Jan 16, 22:45:19
  - We have finished yet numb nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:38:52
    - My fuckin ball !! (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 16, 22:39:59
    - Haven't (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:39:03
- Michael KROHN-Dehli (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:36:28
- Peter Crouch (n/m) (NCFC) - Beaver Las Vegas, Jan 16, 22:36:22
- Ipswich Town (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 16, 22:36:18
- Lee Shart (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 16, 22:35:33
- marcus turdguy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 16, 22:35:20
  - I lolled. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 16, 22:36:25
- Scat Jennings (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 16, 22:34:37
- Poolao Oneplop (n/m) (NCFC) - grumpy, Jan 16, 22:34:18
- Mark Shit-Stein (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:33:07
- dunga (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 16, 22:32:52
- Luis Arcangel Ramos Colon (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:31:59
  - Kolo(n) Tour? (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:33:15
- David Constopipationolly (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:31:58
- skidmarko van basten (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 16, 22:30:45
- Daniel Analyala (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:30:00
- Richard "the Third" Wright (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 16, 22:29:43
- Cow-Pat Nevin (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:28:41
- nathan dyer rear (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 16, 22:28:07
  - Like (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 22:29:38
- Graeme Lax-Saux (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:28:06
- Per Merdesacker (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:28:03
- Dudu (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:27:57
- Kaka (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:27:46
- Danny Pugh (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:27:16
- Mart Poom (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:27:01
- Parp Parp Poo Poo Diaper (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jan 16, 22:26:54
- Glenn Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 16, 22:25:53
  - poty (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 16, 22:27:39
- Shite Yorke (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 16, 22:25:45
- Wayne Pooney (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:25:15
- Jamie Crapham (n/m) (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Jan 16, 22:24:30
- Diarrhoea Davies (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jan 16, 22:22:40
- Peter Shittingham (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jan 16, 22:21:11
- Danny Shittu (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 16, 22:20:05
Calling MBK (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jan 16, 22:11:19
- Is it slimming stuff? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 16, 22:26:38
- Yup. Spamomatic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 22:19:37
- i got that too (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 16, 22:19:19
- I just got a DM from him too (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 22:18:37
- I've just texted him. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 16, 22:13:19
  - i'm a bit disappointed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 16, 22:19:45
    - I wonder if it was the same as they were saying about me. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 16, 22:22:13
      - Andorran Porn Beast? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 16, 22:23:46
        
        I knew it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 16, 22:24:15
        
        Asymmetric Penis Biter (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 16, 22:26:31
        
        Abba Phallus Butthole. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 16, 22:33:55
        
        Here it is (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 16, 22:26:16
Has AVB got the worst haircut in the prem? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 13:54:29
- Steve Keane? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 16, 14:07:29
  - The Crystal Maze went rubbish after he stopped presenting it (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 14:09:51
    - Always wanted to be on that show (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 16, 14:12:10
      - Most frustrating programme ever (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 16, 14:13:53
        
        "thick cunt"? (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 16, 14:19:51
      - The physical challenges were so easy! I'd have just chosen them. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jan 16, 14:13:51
        
        Make a cup of tea.......... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jan 16, 14:15:44
        
        I can't find the Adam and Joe Star Wars version of it (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 16, 14:36:49
        
        That's from the mary whitehouse experience, pretty sure of that (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 14:22:26
        
        haha this is quite good too (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 16, 14:19:25
        
        The boat fail on Crystal maze!..... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jan 16, 14:37:20
        
        Skip halfway through, press u3!! (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 14:27:26
        
        haha - amazing!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Jan 16, 14:32:27
        
        That was on Viva the other day! U3!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jan 16, 14:35:07
        
        MAMMOTH FAIL! (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 16, 14:31:32
        
        loool, what was he playing at!! Love the shell suits. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jan 16, 14:21:22
        
        Special bunch (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 16, 14:23:07
- AB's son, surely? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jan 16, 14:00:08
Wfh = CoT (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 13:08:01
- . (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 13:22:53
  - Those lads want to learn that the word "on" is part of the name of "cheese on toast" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 13:26:12
    - Yanks innit (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 13:39:48
I thought Torres looked quite good on MOTD last night (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:26:38
- Yes. Torres is class, for all he took the piss at Liverpool. Very dangerous (n/m) (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Jan 15, 20:55:39
- totally chillaxed about the game (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 20:29:26
  - Especially after last two games. Good 6 points on the board. (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 15, 20:59:36
So, eight points off Europe (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 15, 20:22:19
- Vs the Top 6 this season.....6 games 1 point (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 15, 20:41:41
  - Top 12?! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 15, 21:06:45
    - that would involve an awful set of results (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 21:11:33
- Look at our fixtures though (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Jan 15, 20:27:55
  - next 11 games look ok (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 20:31:08
  - thing is in this league (NCFC) - grays, Jan 15, 20:30:31
  - will we get any points from Chelsea the Sunderland away? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:29:39
    - 6 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 15, 20:36:10
    - no.nailed on no points (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 15, 20:36:08
- tbf we've won our opening 2 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 20:24:17
Wage structure debate (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 15, 20:12:35
- I heard it was 20k this season (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 15, 21:21:39
- Surely moderate wages with big performance bonuses are the future. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 15, 20:38:40
- ipswich town 2001-02 (NCFC) - grays, Jan 15, 20:25:53
  - exactly, pay down our debt, secure our future. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 15, 20:39:44
- yep they're defo on big bonuses (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 20:16:05
- I heard that we do pay very good win bonus's (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:15:50
  - What sort of amount do you think? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 15, 20:20:47
    - I think Morison is on about 7.5k a week yet this can double (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:25:07
      - is ruddy on a clean sheet bonus? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 15, 20:26:17
        
        Yes, bonuses for clean sheets and penalty saves. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 15, 21:22:56
        
        300 quid a clean sheet FWIW, mentioned it a while back (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 15, 20:42:54
        
        I hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:27:26
    - ?30 (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 15, 20:22:45
- Good hope that's true (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 15, 20:14:23
  - He seemed very genuine and knowledgable. (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 15, 20:31:21
FWIW I didn't think the swansea pelanty should have been (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:04:11
- You are Arsene Wenger and I claim my ?10 (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Jan 15, 20:11:30
  - Will you take a cheque? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:14:09
- I find myself in the unusual situation of agreeing with Alan Shearer re. the Torres pen (Other Football) - King, Jan 15, 20:09:19
  - He obviously didn't dive, yet the touch on his ankle was minimal (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 20:11:23
Fail (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 19:56:07
Blackpool Shmackpool (NCFC) - Big Barry Adnams, Jan 15, 16:03:40
- Thank Barry (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 16:04:46
Holt and crossing (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jan 15, 15:55:11
- I loved the way he looked up, saw Morison in the box (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 16:01:16
  - Reminiscent of last season - the one for Jackson to volley in to make it 2-0 last few (NCFC) - woody, Jan 15, 16:12:29
Lee Cforts is going out for Sunday lunch with Maria fowler (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:54:53
- You do realise she's ugly as a hatful of arseholes? (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 15:56:27
  - No, I've never met her (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:57:39
    - Ah right. she is though (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 15:58:19
- FFS *Croft* (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:55:51
Stolen from Twitter (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:23:25
- BINGO! (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jan 15, 15:26:46
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 15:26:17
Pilks heading to the POD for lunch, haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 15, 15:19:29
- Wrong part of the Royal body. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 15, 15:27:45
- I hope Tumbly isn't in there, he'd explode (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:22:25
  - haha must be another one then (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 15, 15:23:27
- I think he means Kings Head, Bawburgh (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 15:20:40
  - could very well be the Kings Head Dereham (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 15, 15:37:30
    - There is a kings head in Brooke (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:47:01
      - he lives on the outskirts of Dereham (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 15, 16:34:38
  - my brain isn't working today. back to bed (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 15:22:15
    - nah, you're right, that's where he's going (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 15, 15:32:20
      - That diversion (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 15, 15:34:17
        
        excellent stuff (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 15, 15:40:00
        
        Yep, tbf far happier getting there v early, than reading tweets at 1300 about stuck fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 15, 16:01:22
What wrother is @wankerneil on Twitter? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:17:14
- nobody on here I hope. worst parody account I've seen (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 15:19:01
Swansea 0-4 Arsenal (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:11:45
- Have Swansea conceded 4 all season at home? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 15:12:35
  - I am the predictor king (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:15:08
I like Ray Wilkins.. (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jan 15, 15:10:03
- I'm not watching the game but the Chelsea game he did i watched a few weeks ago (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:13:21
  - Just wish he'd shut up. (n/m) (Other Football) - Firstnews, Jan 15, 15:20:22
Tommy Smith on. Next yellow card will be him probably (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 14:57:33
- You seem rather wound up today Pants (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:00:02
  - Pumped (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 15:00:41
    - just remember (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:01:49
      - Cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 15:02:06
Swansea Arsenal has the potential to be the most boring match of football this season (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 14:26:38
- commentators will be nursing semis while we watch 90 mins of the ball going from side to (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jan 15, 14:31:48
  - If Arsenal make as many chances today as they did at FCR (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 15, 15:05:15
- No, that was Stoke and Villa (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 15, 14:29:17
  - Is that the one they put on sky? madness (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 15, 14:34:39
    - tbf, Liverpool are on most of the time, and there's nothing entertaining about that (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 15, 14:59:04
We're shit and we're sick of it (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Jan 14, 22:40:56
- If you don't come out, we're coming in (Other Football) - wgf500, Jan 14, 22:45:22
- Man in a Jacket you're just a man in a jacket (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 22:43:46
super6 (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 22:31:35
- It was a tie-breaker (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 14, 22:46:53
  - They only got 4 results correct (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 22:48:45
who wants a bumming? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:37:47
- The girl of Paul Jewell's dreams? (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 14, 21:54:32
  - Filth... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:55:32
- lubed or unlubed? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 14, 21:52:07
  - Not bothered (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:53:56
- Mrs LoJ i HOPE. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 14, 21:51:58
  - Is she asleep yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 14, 21:53:48
    - yes, she is waiting for MOTD. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 14, 21:56:24
      - So's mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:59:15
  - Excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:53:29
  - she was up for it last night (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:53:13
    - .She's up for it most nights with an Adonis like me, Sellers (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 14, 21:54:20
      - ): (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:55:54
- Is it The Beatles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 14, 21:43:35
  - Don't think they bummed one another Larry... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:44:50
    - They all bummed Yoko. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 14, 21:51:30
      - Tricky to prove but anecdotally it has a certain ring to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:52:50
        
        That's the name of the album they never released. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 14, 21:58:37
        
        And of course theIr other long lost classic... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 22:01:22
- Go on then..... Straight up the Gary no lube. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 14, 21:42:05
  - You're on (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:58:26
- AVB next saturday, he looks like he'd let you have a go (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 21:40:16
  - I bookfaced you the replies from Jeff - he sends his love (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 14, 21:44:22
    - i saw that Karn, cheers mate (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 22:00:36
      - no worries (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 14, 22:14:23
  - Nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 14, 21:41:59
- pants (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:39:05
  - remedial thoughts (General Chat) - pants, Jan 14, 21:48:43
- Sexist (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Jan 14, 21:38:59
who wants a fight? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:18:38
- My 3 year old would kick the shit out of you (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 21:35:44
  - im not a fighting man (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:38:41
    - Too old to fight, too fat to run. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 14, 22:15:52
- Would you still expect to lose? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jan 14, 21:30:21
  - Ah. J'accuse you, Bucks of being asics_kit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 14, 21:34:23
  - exxpect to lose but hope to win (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:32:06
- No thanks (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jan 14, 21:26:26
  - Jesus (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jan 14, 21:29:25
    - OK. That's your second username fail in two days. Who are ya?! (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 14, 21:32:16
    - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 14, 21:30:22
  - ok where are you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:27:38
- Come on then let's be having you!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Mark Barham, Jan 14, 21:25:36
  - how did hove albion get on today? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:26:18
    - 2-0 win at home to brizzle city. (NCFC) - Mark Barham, Jan 14, 21:28:08
      - will do but brizzle are shite arnt they (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:29:05
        
        Since the jock took over they have improved dramatically and been winning recently... (NCFC) - Mark Barham, Jan 14, 21:31:14
- been down the pub, lolwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 14, 21:21:45
  - no round a friends for a kiddies party (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:22:47
    - Hmmmm (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 14, 21:25:37
- why not pop over to TWTD and ask? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Jan 14, 21:21:34
- We won (NCFC) - pants, Jan 14, 21:21:29
  - i know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:22:06
- Don't be getting fruity because we're winning Sellers, calm it down. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 14, 21:20:44
  - ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:21:34
    - All going well :D (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 14, 21:22:12
      - for now ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:23:24
        
        :) When life is good it's time to be thankful!! :D You're fruity but a good man. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 14, 21:36:09
        
        lol im a bad man dubs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:40:08
        
        loool, nope you're not! You're a you. Very decent. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 14, 21:42:37
        
        pants says im bad! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:46:16
        
        Pants is like me in some ways, get it wrong sometimes. :) x (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 14, 22:16:11
- All peace and love here! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 14, 21:20:19
- Just enjoy the win you old freak (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jan 14, 21:20:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 21:21:05
I sure do hope Woy was Seething today (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 18:52:53
- He congratulated us after the match on SSN (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 14, 18:59:59
  - So he should, we are humongous! (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 19:04:32
- i used to like him (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 14, 18:53:37
We are so big there is no word to describe us (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 16:54:04
- Humongatron. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 14, 17:01:38
Smash and grab, suits me just fine (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:50:39
West Brom won't see many better goals than that this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jan 14, 15:49:35
- Wer (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jan 14, 15:52:24
- wernt that good (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 14, 15:50:33
  - ^^^^^ Must really hurt when you see a good goal ^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jan 14, 15:55:04
  - *Wasn't* (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:51:29
Woy Lodgson (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:45:01
Not many goals in the *EPL* today (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:39:57
no need to push him!! (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:34:54
- Ayala is playing a funny game today.... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 14, 15:38:57
not playing well today (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 14, 15:33:33
- hahahah (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 14, 15:44:35
- We need to get one of their players sent off (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 14, 15:35:07
- Long way to go, we will get chances (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:34:16
  - midfield needs to do a lot better (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 14, 15:34:48
    - there's a couple of options on the bench (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:36:10
      - holt and fox! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 14, 15:36:44
        
        ^that^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Jan 14, 15:38:19
    - Wes and BJ giving it away to easy (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jan 14, 15:35:27
why did the commentator say WBA has only scored 7 in 10 home games this season (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 15:32:54
- they are making a few chances (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 14, 15:39:20
according to this link (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 14, 14:00:45