give the goalie two minutes worth of f**king about time

put a sensor in his head (i dunno just drill it in like a dog has it's microchip bunged in, the technology is available off the shelf) and one in the ball. when the ball is out of play and within 5 meters of the keeper, the clock start using up his two minutes. once he's used them all up the ball explodes and everyone has to go home. it might come across as a sledgehammer to crack a nut at first but eventually goalies will start doing their job and leave the f**k arseing around s**thousery for their days off.

Posted By: Tombs on August 22nd 2022 at 15:50:54

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stop the clock! (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 10:56:45
- I though the FA had spoken to clubs about time wasting in close season (Other Football) - Farkeball, Aug 22, 11:17:57
- Book them without warning (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 22, 11:08:28
  - the refs already have this power (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 22, 11:34:57
    - yes, but they're too weak to use it (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 22, 12:51:32
    - Maybe we need a goal kick clock, like the shot clock in tennis (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 22, 11:38:09
      - when do you start the clock? (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 22, 14:27:45
        
        start when the free kick/goal kick/throw in is given ..... (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 22, 14:37:12
        
        when does the ref indicate the goal kick/throw (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 22, 15:40:47
        
        give the goalie two minutes worth of fucking about time (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 15:50:54
        
        Multi ball buh (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 22, 15:49:18
      - good idea, if the goalie takes more than the allotted time (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 13:22:58
      - thats not a bad idea ... could extend it from goal kicks (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 22, 12:49:16
      - mebbe. The six-second rule has, apparently, been dropped. (n/m) (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 22, 11:40:07
- I do kind of agree with this, but a game would take about 150 minutes (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 22, 10:58:21
  - Yes. You could do it differently (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 22, 11:15:49

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