I think they probably just didn't bother cleaning them from the previous night

I later saw noticed people had just gone on top of what was already there.
There was no bog roll either of course. I soon learned that no bogs ever had bog roll.

Which brings me on to a nice tale of when I had the s**ts in Lima. Couldn't wait any longer and simply had to go in a pub and clean myself up with my socks

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on February 7th 2018 at 18:07:30

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TOILET UPDATE: like an airport landing strip. (General Chat) - APB, Feb 7, 14:18:53
- Good use of a toilet seat (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 7, 18:07:33
  - Class act, she’ll be a winner on BGT (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 7, 19:05:59
- worse for me was a motorway service station a couple of years back... (General Chat) - Since1902, Feb 7, 16:08:59
  - For me a gig in Mexico City (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 16:44:18
    - Theatre toilets. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 7, 17:44:18
      - I think they probably just didn't bother cleaning them from the previous night (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 18:07:30
        
        Forgot the part where you put them back on afterwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Since1902, Feb 7, 18:18:22
        
        a quick rinse and they were fine (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 18:23:49
- Some of the most decorated bogs I've ever seen have been in airport lounges. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 15:43:12
  - Before or after you’ve been in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 7, 19:59:39
    - During. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 20:21:18
  - At V Festival once there was a pyramid of shite about 18 inches high (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 18:12:01
    - classy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:14:31
  - The eight largest turds I've ever seen were all in train bogs. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:05:37
    - Where was the 9th biggest located? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 7, 16:49:40
      - Epping Forest. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:11:44
    - WEll,IN MY EXPERIENCE (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 16:47:45
      - Bollocks,in my experience certain medication combined with an unbelievably sedentary (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 16:52:05
        
        pic or it never happened (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 7, 16:53:12
        
        Well they're work related so i can't really,believe me they're huge. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 17:13:27
        
        Your discretion is to be admired. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:16:15
        
        Fair enough, I will take your turd for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 7, 17:15:47
        
        Nicely set up pun (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 7, 19:30:02
    - Nasty lads those Theydon Bois (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Feb 7, 16:06:51
  - could be a correlation to Lounge food although I do like Centurion Lounges (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 7, 15:51:24
- Some people (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 15:05:03
  - they tease one another (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 7, 15:34:17
- We are Devo. D. E. V. O. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 7, 14:25:01
  - I’ve been listening to their back catalogue all day! (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Feb 7, 14:43:53
    - I finally went to see them last year after various aborted attempts (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 15:22:00
- talking to the wrong people mate (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 14:21:33
  - Clearly not! Most popular thread of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 7, 19:27:27

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