For me a gig in Mexico City

A friend was helping organise, so we were there hours before it even started.

I was already needing a dump due to unsurprisingly dodgy guts and there was a line of about 10 cubicles. First one was filled almost to the brim with multiple turds.

Second one was identical. And the third, and fourth and fifth. All of them totally loaded.
I had to give up and clench rectum for about 6 hours

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on February 7th 2018 at 16:44:18

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TOILET UPDATE: like an airport landing strip. (General Chat) - APB, Feb 7, 14:18:53
- Good use of a toilet seat (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 7, 18:07:33
  - Class act, she’ll be a winner on BGT (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 7, 19:05:59
- worse for me was a motorway service station a couple of years back... (General Chat) - Since1902, Feb 7, 16:08:59
  - For me a gig in Mexico City (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 16:44:18
    - Theatre toilets. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 7, 17:44:18
      - I think they probably just didn't bother cleaning them from the previous night (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 18:07:30
        
        Forgot the part where you put them back on afterwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Since1902, Feb 7, 18:18:22
        
        a quick rinse and they were fine (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 18:23:49
- Some of the most decorated bogs I've ever seen have been in airport lounges. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 15:43:12
  - Before or after you’ve been in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 7, 19:59:39
    - During. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 20:21:18
  - At V Festival once there was a pyramid of shite about 18 inches high (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 18:12:01
    - classy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:14:31
  - The eight largest turds I've ever seen were all in train bogs. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:05:37
    - Where was the 9th biggest located? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 7, 16:49:40
      - Epping Forest. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:11:44
    - WEll,IN MY EXPERIENCE (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 16:47:45
      - Bollocks,in my experience certain medication combined with an unbelievably sedentary (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 16:52:05
        
        pic or it never happened (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 7, 16:53:12
        
        Well they're work related so i can't really,believe me they're huge. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 7, 17:13:27
        
        Your discretion is to be admired. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:16:15
        
        Fair enough, I will take your turd for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 7, 17:15:47
        
        Nicely set up pun (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 7, 19:30:02
    - Nasty lads those Theydon Bois (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Feb 7, 16:06:51
  - could be a correlation to Lounge food although I do like Centurion Lounges (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 7, 15:51:24
- Some people (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 15:05:03
  - they tease one another (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 7, 15:34:17
- We are Devo. D. E. V. O. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 7, 14:25:01
  - I’ve been listening to their back catalogue all day! (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Feb 7, 14:43:53
    - I finally went to see them last year after various aborted attempts (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 15:22:00
- talking to the wrong people mate (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 14:21:33
  - Clearly not! Most popular thread of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 7, 19:27:27

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