bury an old oil drum and hinge the lid

Wire coconut to the lid as bait and the rats will come for the coconut and fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats.

What do you do then? Throw the drum into the sea? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them under the decking, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat.

Posted By: CWC on March 11th 2015 at 10:52:46

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Rats!!! (General Chat) - Chicken, Mar 11, 10:17:00
- 3 options (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 11, 12:01:08
  - My uncle who was a farmer (General Chat) - Chicken, Mar 11, 12:14:29
    - Shotgun i think. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 11, 13:11:42
    - I used to shoot them on night shift at brize norton (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 12:19:31
      - RAF: A Life Without Limits (Unless You're a Rabbit) (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 11, 12:28:51
- *sensible answer warning!* (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 11:44:00
  - I think the OP said the council were taking care of it... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 12:23:16
    - Correct - the council came last Monday and this Monday (General Chat) - Chicken, Mar 11, 12:31:47
      - yup - we also put our bird feeders away.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 14:46:38
  - yay! A pile of rotting dead rats in your garden! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 11, 11:54:35
    - They always expire underground from poison/fatal pellet shots (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 11, 12:09:38
      - Not true (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 12:15:23
    - Strange but we've not found any....... Seemed to have just left (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 11:59:41
      - There's always a delay with poison (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 12:14:12
        
        What happens is, they have to cut themselves , then the warfarin stops the blood from clot (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 11, 12:56:59
        
        The poison most used for mice at least these days works differently - it actually (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 12:26:04
        
        Took a week or so from putting the bait down and to 'having no rats' (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 12:17:29
  - Thanks Chelts (General Chat) - Chicken, Mar 11, 11:52:56
    - We havnt found any at all..... Really strange, they seemed to have up and left. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 12:04:02
  - I tell you what you need (General Chat) - norway, Mar 11, 11:48:00
    - I know...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 11, 11:49:26
- My old next door neighbour used to take pot-shots at rats with an air rifle (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 11, 11:15:05
- Great book by James Herbert. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 11, 11:04:58
- Many years ago I was in a warehouse when... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 11, 11:04:05
- theres only one way to get rid of a mole blow its bloody head off (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 11, 10:55:43
  - my cat gets them. To my knowledge none have come back from the dead yet and (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 11:11:32
  - A neighbour of mine tried that. Shots went through a fence and made holes in my car (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 11, 10:59:00
    - You sure you hadn't got jiggy with his missus Larrald? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 11, 11:48:55
    - bloddy jasper carott got a lot to answer for (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 11, 11:01:32
      - HA HA. I know what you mean. I used to have that sketch on an album (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 11, 11:03:15
        
        can't beat jasper carrott that sketch has me in stitches (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 11, 11:32:18
- bury an old oil drum and hinge the lid (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 11, 10:52:46
  - Jesus. That's some cold shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:56:35
    - It's from Skyfall (n/m) (General Chat) - Verity Lines, Mar 11, 10:58:49
      - Oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:59:55
        
        lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 11, 11:05:26
- Put a sign up NO RATS with a picture of a rat with a red line through it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 10:42:04
  - get both, job done. Plus you can call the police if the rats trespass (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Mar 11, 11:06:41
  - or buy a mongoose (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 10:44:54
- Next door started getting rats in the garden when they put a duck-pen in, and got ducks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:35:48
  - Bit harsh but I actually was given similar advice with mice. Cook one of them alive. No (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 11:26:53
  - Strewth. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 11, 10:48:55
    - Bit strong hentut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:49:25
  - Well, they're not there any more. And Dad didn't live there, he just turned up (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:48:01
    - She was lucky he didn't burn her alive in petrol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 11:27:23
    - thinly veiled I... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 11:10:12
    - Probably a serial killer anyways (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 11, 10:57:27
      - Probs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:59:32
    - vvv reply to Adster. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 10:48:49
  - I reckon I'd have started planning to move house if I witnessed that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 11, 10:46:19
  - Your neighbour doesn't sound like my kind of person (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 11, 10:41:06
- Initiate an anti-rat hate campaign on social media. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 11, 10:34:22
  - Roland Rat had Rat Fans (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 11, 10:38:45
- flame thrower (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 11, 10:28:26
- There's a rat in me garden what am I gonna do? (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 11, 10:22:47
  - Good use of public money (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 10:39:26
- Air Pistol. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 11, 10:20:32
- move home (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 11, 10:17:52

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