I've already thought of that

Am going to buy him properly poncy, high quality dark chocolate. That way:
- it'll be too nice for him to substitute for something inferior each day
- his Northernness means he'll be too tight to buy the same thing to be the Stunt Chocolate
- even if it wasn't, they won't sell it up there anyway.

Like a fox.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on February 19th 2015 at 09:10:09

Message Thread

RIP bacon sandwiches 💀 (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 08:09:20
- Bad (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Feb 19, 10:07:23
- We all die of something. Keep your options open. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 19, 09:44:57
- I love bacon. And I love sausages... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 19, 09:26:18
  - Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Feb 19, 10:07:45
  - .... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 19, 09:57:12
    - Morning fatty (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 19, 10:19:32
- Might as well cancel weekends then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Feb 19, 09:18:33
- Carbs are bad for you....no shit Sherlock. (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Feb 19, 09:13:39
  - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 10:50:16
  - Eat many carbs-get fat Eat less carbs - get slim. Thats it. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 19, 09:19:21
    - Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Feb 19, 10:08:14
    - totally true about carbs (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 19, 09:49:21
    - Exactlt...carbs are great if you're Bradley Wiggins..but everyday Joe..keep clear (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Feb 19, 09:33:04
      - carbs are good for everyone. It's just about the quantity (and quality). (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 10:42:58
        
        Yep. Balance wins. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 10:50:17
    - that's a knife through my heart... eat predominately pasta and rice... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 19, 09:30:25
      - You can cut down the calories by cooking then cooling tgem, then cooking them again, a doc (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 19, 09:52:01
      - They eat rice sure. But lots of fish. And no processed garbage. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 19, 09:38:31
        
        bless you :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 19, 11:07:52
- Well no changes to my diet then (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 19, 09:01:05
- And *full-fat* yoghurt sandwiches, too. As long as on wholemeal bread (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 08:56:57
  - Actually, re "One to two squares of 70 per cent cocoa dark chocolate a day." (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:00:09
    - Those large bars of Cadbury's Whole Nut (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 09:44:01
      - Yes, but we were talking about chocolate BOOOOM (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:47:14
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 10:01:27
        
        100% with norway here (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 10:26:36
        
        I am too, I was only trolling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 10:31:47
        
        I think if I had to choose good dark or cadbury's milk for the rest of my life (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 10:37:37
        
        One can definitely feel for the yanks, with Hershey's cutting them off from the good stuff (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 10:53:08
        
        Of course, that was 20+ years ago, when you couldn't get Hersheys here (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 11:00:02
        
        Right. I'll have you you fucker, it wasn't 20 years ago, let alone 20+ years ago it was (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 11:05:14
        
        haha. yeah yeah. AB's incredible shrinking age experiment continues. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 11:09:51
        
        I still haven't tasted it - and clearly only ever would to confirm what we all know (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 10:59:56
    - I could do that. Easy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:01:59
      - i'd send you one photo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 19, 09:52:06
      - With you AB. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Feb 19, 09:21:29
      - When I was at my most fit (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 09:03:54
      - Well then you're a freak. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:02:16
        
        Actually, I think this is just Big Talk (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:03:57
        
        beware the devious northerner... (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:06:42
        
        I've already thought of that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:10:09
        
        the competitive spirit in the northerner is fierce (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:15:44
        
        On it, like a gin an tonic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:04:31
        
        haha, he has n'all (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:06:48
        
        I'll even date-assure the photographs - put a picture of the BBC website behind the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:11:00
        
        Was thinking the other day (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:12:33
        
        I bought one last year, in total, on the ferry crossing home from Ireland. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:14:08
        
        Done. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:06:01
- Did you margarine was made from lard? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 19, 08:17:46
- So each bacon sandwich takes half an hour off of your life? (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 19, 08:16:39
  - it's a great trade-off against another half hour with Alzheimer's (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Feb 19, 09:06:04
    - exactly, it's just a massive scare story engineered by pr rats (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:11:17
      - It's the #1 story on the Telegraph because they have to try everything (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 09:13:05
        
        course it is, logic eh? i should use it more often. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:16:57
        
        Looks like they're not worried about the danepak ad budget (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 09:15:58
  - By my claculations (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 19, 08:32:55
    - Yes but what you don't know (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 09:00:46
      - Remember to avoid dark-coloured olive oil. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:01:42
        
        only if you are cooking with it shirley? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 09:08:43
        
        Always knew that one (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 09:04:51
        
        Really? Am I the only one suffering from such olive oil ignorance? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 19, 09:07:53
        
        I think they try to keep it quiet in TNL (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 19, 09:13:17
  - good point (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 19, 08:23:50
    - When you think of it like that, you'd be crazy not to eat a bacon sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 19, 08:31:18

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