The last time a ratcatcher came to mine..

He asked me, "do you have pets?" Yes, I answered, " I have a Fenton." He physically slumped.

Posted By: Huge Small on December 2nd 2014 at 17:09:47

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pest control advice? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 16:46:37
- Not only can you, but you should (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 18:06:41
  - This^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 2, 18:36:44
- Do we get proper Red Squirrels in Norfolk? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:41:27
  - Yes and no.... (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Dec 2, 18:57:13
  - no. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Dec 2, 18:45:07
  - the only ones I ever see are as grey as fuck, just like our weather. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 17:46:25
- Do they have iPhones? Install this app! (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 2, 17:36:08
- Toss off some pancetta (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Dec 2, 17:25:33
  - sounds mazing. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 18:06:40
  - I reckon that would be nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 18:04:44
- Lots of good advice here (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 2, 17:22:13
  - cheers OG, i will try and expel them fust though (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:27:41
    - Can't you just steal there nuts, they will get hungry and fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 17:47:34
    - Good luck with squirrel proofing an attic (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 2, 17:44:23
      - oh dear (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:53:23
    - Let us know how you get on won't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - canarybirdie, Dec 2, 17:29:12
      - wilco (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:29:45
- Please don't kill them - it's not necessary... (General Chat) - canarybirdie, Dec 2, 17:08:08
  - cheers, i shall try that first (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:12:36
    - That's the spirit! Everything has its place in the universe... (General Chat) - canarybirdie, Dec 2, 17:22:48
      - Indeed. And their 'place' is in the US, where other wildlife has evolved to (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 18:09:05
        
        Oh yes...that indigenous species homo (un)sapiens! (General Chat) - canarybirdie, Dec 2, 19:30:52
        
        And how exactly did they get here then? (n/m) (General Chat) - canarybirdie, Dec 2, 19:24:15
        
        Big Nige would probably say exactly that about immigrants (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 2, 18:32:35
  - There is such a thing as "commercial squirrel repellant". Learn something every day. (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 17:10:29
- You can borrow my cat. He'll sort the fuckers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 2, 17:04:15
- As long as they're grey (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 16:56:38
  - Then eat em bear gryls stylee ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Dec 2, 17:03:58
  - Could you kill a Coypoo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:02:45
    - dunt think there's many left now - used to be loads in the fens. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Dec 2, 17:05:01
  - deffo grey squirrels, i have +ve ID'd the offenders (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:01:06
    - The last time a ratcatcher came to mine.. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:09:47
      - my old fenton sicked up a whole rat once (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:16:49
        
        Was it still alive? (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 17:20:50
        
        no, think it had drownded in the pond or water butt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:23:19
        
        Lol. our old one did a mouse once. FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:20:38
        
        Tell me where it lives and I'll get the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 2, 17:21:24
        
        Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:46:16
        
        Thanks. On the case. (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 2, 17:47:23
    - Have a quiet word with them (General Chat) - CauldRon, Dec 2, 17:04:21
      - fair point, in the interests of animal welfare i have decided not to shoot them (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:07:37
        
        I'm sure they'll respect your wishes and pack up their little squirrel belongings ASAP (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Dec 2, 17:17:18
        
        Careful they don't die themselves ginger though - they can be cunning (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 17:08:45
    - Shooting's quite quick, though (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 17:04:16
      - Anvils always seem quite a good idea until actually deployed (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:09:09
- Fuck else are tennis rackets for? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 16:55:46
- Think so (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 16:55:21
  - Hmmm....next doors have just got chickens (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 17:15:53
  - we used to have rats when we kept chickens (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 17:04:33
  - And dear old Grandma in the shed? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 2, 17:02:19
  - Bats in the garage too. They hibernate don't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 2, 16:58:35
    - Bat in the garage what amma gonna do? (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Dec 2, 17:05:03
      - Not as high as Mario (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Dec 2, 17:07:40
      - How high can poomers jump? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 2, 17:06:21

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