A train leaves Norwich at 30mph, how long will it be until everyone's on a replacement bus

Posted By: Old Man on November 25th 2014 at 19:40:17

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Post your questions for the AGM here, hopefully someone attending will be wrathing.... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 25, 18:38:49
- Are Wetherspoon's burgers really made with zebu meat? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Nov 25, 21:26:15
- Can anyone else hear the voices is bradleys head telling him to shoot? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 21:10:57
  - SHOOT! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 21:11:42
- How do you REALLY know the fridge light turns out when you close the door? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 21:02:29
- Was it Colonel Mustard, with the lead piping, in the library? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:59:33
- how can Lord Sugar say "Your fired" when he's not hired them in the first place ? (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Nov 25, 20:58:58
- Would TWTD (NCFC) - Foxnews, Nov 25, 20:56:11
- Did McNally prefer a Grifter, Tomahawk or Chopper? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:55:47
- Does the board feel the need, the need for speed? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:53:55
- Is a rockabilly some kind of musical goat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:49:38
- When in the evolutionary process did the soul evolve? Or is there dinosaur heaven too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:48:41
- Why is the baseball competition called the 'world series' when only american teams enter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:45:51
  - The "World" was a U.S newspaper.The competition was named after it. (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Nov 25, 21:12:51
- Who put the cunt in scunthorpe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:44:06
  - I didn't realise Piers Morgan had moved there tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:45:02
- what is a rockhopper penguin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:43:09
  - it's a Penguin that hops on rocks (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:47:20
    - oh arrr, i should have worked that out really (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:49:15
      - I had to google it (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:51:14
        
        so did i, just to make sure you weren't making it up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:56:39
- The brewery is having a piss up, do you fancy organising it? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:41:44
- Is Miss Piggy related to Selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:35:21
  - ...and if not, would she like to be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:36:10
- Is "movers and shakers" week offensive to those with Parkinsons? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:35:11
- Will you ever give me up, let me down, run around or desert me - say goodbye, make me cry, (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:34:00
- Do you know any Owl facts? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:32:43
  - Everyone is fond of owls. Except for mice, and shrews, and Simon Cowells. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:38:07
- Does life begin at the point of conception, at birth, or when the kids leave home? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:31:19
  - life begins at 40 you IDEOT (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:32:20
- We do we state 'everything' on a kebab, then spend the next 10 mins flicking salad off it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:30:48
- Whose round is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 25, 20:30:29
- How often do you sweep the City stand for dead bodies? Is twice a season often enough? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:29:46
- will you be showing the Grand National at half time in the Barclay? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:29:12
- What *is* amor?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:28:27
  - A big eel, pal. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 20:32:40
    - Your coat's over there (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:34:15
- Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:27:45
- Are you looking at me? I SAID ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:26:44
- Who is the biggest cunt in football? IS NOT HAS (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:26:40
- Why can't we all just love each other? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:25:40
- Isnt it high time we burned down a stand again for the insurance? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:22:51
- should I have a fifth pint? (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:22:42
  - If you're at the AGM then yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:23:58
    - nah, I do have ONE share though (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:26:38
- Thank you for selecting my question. You are currently eighth in the queue. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:22:03
- What is the point of Lewis Grabban? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:21:21
- Do you think we'd better call Saul? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:21:03
- John Lennon, Neil Lennon, Aaron Lennon. Assuming all parties were still alive... (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Nov 25, 20:20:04
  - john lennon i'd imagine (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:21:31
- is there any actual cocaine (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:18:49
- Is it true that SCC turned down the roll as Director of Football? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:18:04
  - fat chas would never turn any roll down (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:23:21
- if all history is relative there can be no such concept as time. discuss. (n/m) (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 25, 20:18:00
  - that's a discussion point and not a question, can't let that one go through i'm sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:20:13
- What happens to the milk chocolate which, though crumbliest, is not quite the flakiest? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:15:01
- Can I have your last Rolo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:14:29
- How did Sherlock actually survive in the BBC version with Benedict Cummerband? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:14:07
- Why is a blow job so called? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:13:07
  - from victorian england, contraction of a "below job" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 20:23:48
- if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn? (n/m) (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 25, 20:12:38
  - Depends if it's stimulating your prostate or not I guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:13:30
- Who killed roger rabbit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:12:11
  - Same bastard who got Bambi (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:12:28
- Why is orange jam called marmalade? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:11:24
- Can I use Stephen Fry's seat on matchdays as it's always empty (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:10:41
  - ^^^wants to "use Stephen Fry's seat"^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:11:14
- why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? (n/m) (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 25, 20:09:12
- In Mornington Crescent, does a double-diagonal count if Taylor's Expansion is in effect? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:09:07
- What dues Delia think is the best coffee grinder? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 20:08:48
- Is "monopoly" a single parrot? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:08:16
- When are they gonna announce the new stadium? (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 25, 20:08:07
- All these questions, yet answers came there none. DO THE BOARD NOT CARE WHAT FANS THINK??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:07:46
- Have the team ever tried smelling napalm in the morning of a game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:06:27
- Which board member can piss furthest up a wall? (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 20:06:01
- Have you ever fucked on coke, Shooter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:05:25
- was Delia's Hughton Replacement Therapy (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:05:07
- If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:04:40
- When will be getting organic sourdough quinoa-based pies in the Barclay bar? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:03:14
- Has Mr McNally ever been in a Mexican Jail? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:01:16
- Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:00:51
  - VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:01:15
- Is 42 really the answer to The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? (NCFC) - Kar1, Nov 25, 19:58:31
  - No, it's the answer to 'how many points will we get this season.' (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 25, 20:02:24
- Milk, milk lemonade. What's made round the back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:57:46
- A Toffolo? What's a Toffolo? (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:56:12
  - it's a Swindon player until the end of the season (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 20:09:41
- Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 25, 19:55:36
  - and who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 25, 19:56:12
- The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. What with? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:54:28
  - Ebola (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 20:02:36
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 25, 19:53:54
- What will become of the 10m Redders money? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Nov 25, 19:53:26
  - I bought 10m of Redders in Wicks today (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 25, 19:54:53
- Is there a word for scc moaning about things two months before everyone else? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 19:52:41
- These days, shouldn't it be known as Peter Personcroft? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:51:55
- was Neil Lennon considered? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 25, 19:51:07
- Have you ever tried to suck your own cock? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 19:49:44
  - ^^ make sure you don't aim this one at Delia or sone people may think it's rude ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 20:10:09
    - Legally, half of MWJ's cock is hers, though I don't suppose that counts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:10:38
  - You've been listening to the back catalogue of Richard Herring podcasts as well, then... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 19:54:37
    - he nicked it off Bill Hicks (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:58:09
      - wasn't the cock in question Satan's rather than one's own? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:58:56
        
        no - "girls, you'd be sat here alone WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 20:00:28
        
        I bet he didn't nick the 'hand made of ham' question though. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 20:06:22
  - mind you... (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:50:51
  - we want auto-promotion (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:50:26
- Why do you never see the bishop on "Bishop's Bridge"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:49:27
- If we had a 3g pitch would I get a better mobile reception? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:49:22
- Wat Tyler led a popular uprising in response to which controversial fiscal measure? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:49:00
- Who am I - my real name is Ian Kilminster and I used to play bass in Hawkwind (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:47:49
  - and I love to play fruit machines....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 25, 19:49:24
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 25, 19:47:07
- Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after...? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 19:47:01
  - lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 20:02:23
  - John. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 19:58:31
  - ...is it the spinning Jenny? Make it easier to turn 'em around, like? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:48:18
- what idiot thought of Blue shorts for John Ruddy, do Ipshit have any green or yellow near (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 25, 19:46:44
- Where's our yellow nets you bunch of lying cunts (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:46:09
- Why aren't we starting five up front. Show 'em we're serious. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:46:04
- Why does a football club founded by two schoolteachers never learn any lessons? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 25, 19:45:49
  - now that is a good one (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:48:13
- what FUCKER said that? (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:45:07
- Hands up if you can orgasm through prostate stimulation alone (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 19:44:54
  - No need (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 25, 20:09:09
  - I can! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 25, 19:50:24
  - o/ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 25, 19:46:18
  - *puts finger up* (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:45:29
- which fucking genius put ten pence on coffee making it two pound and ten pee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:44:23
  - haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 25, 19:45:11
- Why don't we use jumpers for goalposts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:44:19
- you only scoured (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:43:30
- Could the crowd possibly be a bit more silent, we aren't quite middle class enough yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 19:42:43
- be honest, you just googled "available football managers" in europe didn't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:41:54
  - Personally, I scoured Europe for the finest bars before popping down my local earlier (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:42:32
- What have the Romans ever done for us? (n/m) (NCFC) - Barno, Nov 25, 19:40:23
- Any chance a lift to away games in your aeroplane? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:40:19
- A train leaves Norwich at 30mph, how long will it be until everyone's on a replacement bus (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:40:17
- What is Love? (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:39:59
- could we borrow the torpedo boat off of the seascouts for going to blackpool away? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:38:31
- is that a granite work surface supporting you? (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:38:10
- would mr bowkett rather have legs the size of his fingers, or fingers the size of his legs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:37:20
- Would you like an after dinner mint? (NCFC) - Barno, Nov 25, 19:37:03
- them black composite kitchen sinks, any good? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:36:40
- Would you rather have a hand made of ham (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 19:36:01
- Is that an African sparrow or a European sparrow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:35:43
- would Neyul change (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:34:54
  - I like that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 25, 20:10:44
  - I've been waiting for Archant to do "Adams broadside" as a headline, but in vain so far (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:36:24
- Can the club publish a guide to boutique hotels and fine dining near all the away grounds? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:33:01
- How big is Neyul's penis? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 25, 19:31:53
- What's happened to Splat the Cat? seriously (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:31:32
  - Been adapted as a new game for the truckers when they do their Yarco run (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:32:11
- Have you ever knowingly harmed a llama? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:31:24
- How can you recombine a split Hollandaise? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:30:54
- Do you feel Waitrose is becoming dangerously down-market? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:30:30
- Whus gorn on in traynun obviously (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 25, 19:30:23
- Do you use a combined coffee grinder/bottle opener or do you have one person for each job? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:30:12
- Are the seats that used to be occupied by Goreham + Co available in movers + shakers week? (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 25, 19:29:59
- Anyone fancy a pint? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 25, 19:29:19
- The Murphys should both be here and playing more. Are they bitter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:29:14
- When are the clappers coming back? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:28:53
- is Gary Hooper (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:27:57
- When pushing pineapple, shaking tree in winter how do you avoid becoming covered in snow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:27:32
- how many and how much? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 25, 19:27:00
- Have you ever iudexed in causa tua? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:26:39
- How do you prove the generalised Riemann hypothesis? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:26:23
- What is the sound of one hand clapping? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:25:56
- How many roads must a man walk down? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:25:45
- How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggly tail? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 19:25:35
- how do i delete a filter in gmail? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:22:29
  - Halfords will do it for a small charge (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:25:33
    - jesus, parking there is a fucking nightmare (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:35:18
- Can we have one more game for Hucks please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 19:19:15
- Ask them one of Malkybarkids dilemmas (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:16:40
  - VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Nov 25, 19:21:37
- That there gantry seems to be underused. (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:14:07
  - let fans hang some biggole nodge banners off of it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:20:31
    - Yeah but not those club issue ones like Chelsea and ManU (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:27:08
      - oh arr, organic normal ones (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:35:43
- Can we have a beaver? (n/m) (NCFC) - Highway, Nov 25, 19:12:06
- Can you put more adverts into the match day programme please (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:11:13
- Why the fuck isn't Murphy getting more game time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 19:10:53
  - far too relevant (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 19:13:04
- Why was Gunny sacked? (NCFC) - Barno, Nov 25, 19:10:40
- What did you have for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 19:10:22
  - Ah! Talking about lunch, RE: your earlier comment on my hotel lunch (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Nov 25, 19:26:01
  - I'm at the AGM (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 25, 19:12:30
    - Have fun! I'm not going now so would be keen on any updates. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Nov 25, 19:32:56
    - I dare you (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 25, 19:15:07
      - I'm not drunk enough yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 25, 19:17:08
- where can one buy rhubarb in central Chile? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 19:03:45
  - have you tried waitrose? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 19:23:50
    - 2 pounds of rhubarb $1.80 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 20:16:53
- what tension should my spokes be at sea-level? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 18:50:52
- What's your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 25, 18:48:50
- Quiche or flan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 18:44:16
  - [APPROVED] (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 18:46:17
- can elderly folk in the city stand take more time when vacating the stadium please? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 18:42:34
  - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 18:43:42
    - maybe discuss the game with a steward for 2 or 3 minutes (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 18:45:08
- Could we have some decent brown sauce in the bars please? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 18:41:00
  - No sauce at all, for me. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 18:43:08

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