Pull a hat over their eyes, rap your knuckles (lightly) over their scalp, whilst
chanting "McFly...hello McFly... i thought I told you never to come in here" Keep this up for at least 10 mins.
works. Every. Time.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER on November 6th 2014 at 11:53:44
Message Thread
- Terrible twos (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 10:44:18
- It's a doodle at this time of year. Play the Father Christmas card. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 6, 12:33:31
- Yep, works every time! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Nov 6, 15:06:59
- email them a stern warning (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 12:28:32
- Our two girls weren't too bad in the terrible twos (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Nov 6, 12:20:55
- Not sure that there is that much you can do when they really go off on one but (General Chat) - Jim, Nov 6, 12:16:42
- this is not possible with ours (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:26:09
- Car seat and a drive around the block? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 12:33:35
- can't get her in the car seat when its kicking off (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:59:59
- Joking aside sounds tricky. I guess you just have to wait for it to pass and (General Chat) - Jim, Nov 6, 12:33:33
- once the tantrum is underway (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 13:01:31
- Try this (General Chat) - Jim, Nov 6, 12:31:16
- Car seat and a drive around the block? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 12:33:35
- this is not possible with ours (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:26:09
- Easy peasy Japanesy (General Chat) - Real Man, Nov 6, 12:14:48
- Anyway, what did you do and what happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 12:11:38
- well it all started when she was playing happily with (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:41:28
- Tell her Georgie Pig's gone to a Hog Roast (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 12:43:40
- Tell her Selwyn got Georgie (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 6, 14:13:08
- Tell her Georgie Pig's gone to a Hog Roast (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 12:43:40
- well it all started when she was playing happily with (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:41:28
- This is a football board (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 12:07:26
- It's actually a "Norwich City Football Club Fans Community" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 12:11:21
- get her down the Boxing gym (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 11:59:39
- giylf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 6, 11:55:13
- Pull a hat over their eyes, rap your knuckles (lightly) over their scalp, whilst (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 6, 11:53:44
- Have you ever seen children who have lost parents in that manner? (General Chat) - Goalmusic, Nov 6, 11:51:45
- ROLFbotbear (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:57:58
- ^^^ Bucks bucks bucks bucks bucks bucks bucks bucks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 11:52:57
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... just couldn't keep away could it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 6, 11:59:14
- I think Lee outing it yesterday (day before??) has led to it abandoning the pretence. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 12:01:58
- Last night. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 6, 12:15:07
- I think Lee outing it yesterday (day before??) has led to it abandoning the pretence. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 12:01:58
- Deffo (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:57:39
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... just couldn't keep away could it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 6, 11:59:14
- ^^ thinly veiled "how do I respond to thebigfeller and SCC next time we lose?" post ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 11:26:02
- TBF the first part of AB's answer still applies (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 11:29:11
- It will NEVER stop (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:42:00
- The tantrum that my daughter threw (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:43:33
- I was quite lucky with my lad (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:54:38
- I'm not looking forward to it (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:57:30
- I was quite lucky with my lad (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:54:38
- The tantrum that my daughter threw (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:43:33
- It will NEVER stop (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:42:00
- TBF the first part of AB's answer still applies (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 11:29:11
- Mine very rarely did that (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 6, 11:20:06
- Give them a fucking good shoeing and whilst saying "now you've got something to cry for" (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 6, 11:15:56
- Put them on the ignore list. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Nov 6, 11:07:26
- Some food and drink (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 6, 11:04:27
- lolp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 11:05:50
- male of female/ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 10:58:09
- female (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 11:01:31
- Takes longer with girls. You can reason with boys. Sometimes with girls you've got to (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 11:22:41
- How old are your children, pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:41:29
- So after yesterday's trolling, this is your next move? Did you not noticed I didn't assume (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 11:53:44
- Ok, thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:56:23
- What happened yesterday? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 12:07:06
- Ok, thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:56:23
- So after yesterday's trolling, this is your next move? Did you not noticed I didn't assume (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 11:53:44
- How old are your children, pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:41:29
- Takes longer with girls. You can reason with boys. Sometimes with girls you've got to (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 11:22:41
- female (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 11:01:31
- Ignore them for a bit, show that the screaming doesn't get rewarded with attention. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 10:52:58
- ...is the right answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 11:22:05
- Not always it's not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Nov 6, 11:24:11
- There is no "one correct answer" to any question involving kids. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 11:37:52
- ...but as a generic default for a kid one doesn't know, it's a good one (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 11:25:18
- Not always it's not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Nov 6, 11:24:11
- the scared snotty bit seems to happen within a minute (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 11:00:08
- It's a nightmare when you're in public (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:17:05
- screaming in public was my great fear as a Dad-to-be (General Chat) - CWC, Nov 6, 12:20:12
- lol - indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 12:53:09
- screaming in public was my great fear as a Dad-to-be (General Chat) - CWC, Nov 6, 12:20:12
- It's a nightmare when you're in public (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 11:17:05
- ...is the right answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 11:22:05
- Give him a login for here. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 6, 10:51:22
- rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 6, 11:12:11
- Lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Nov 6, 11:05:04
- ***** goooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa aallllllllllllllllll ********* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 10:58:34
- Consistency (General Chat) - norway, Nov 6, 10:47:50
- Oh yes. Never forget that your child is a manipulative little goblin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 10:57:00
- neighbours must think we're torturing her (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 6, 11:00:56
- Oh yes. Never forget that your child is a manipulative little goblin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 10:57:00
- Blank them. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 6, 10:47:15
- It's a doodle at this time of year. Play the Father Christmas card. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 6, 12:33:31
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