I don't get this s**t@rse thing

I never have to clean my kids shoes after they've walked though another pile of cat sh*t. Whereas navigating my street without stepping in another pile of dog sh*t requires mroe concentration than any 7-year-old is capable of.

So why on earth call *cats* s**tarses?

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on October 26th 2009 at 19:25:30

Message Thread

Fir..............fir..................fu rrrrrrrr............................ (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:00:31
- jealous that SCC and Charles 'did it'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:02:56
  - they finally shagged, did they? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:06:22
- You only just noticed we're in league 1? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:01:16
  - No, no, nonononono (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:05:17
    - OK I'm feeling stronger now. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:07:13
      - (lights fag with trembling fingers) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:09:05
        
        for that price you might as well fly somewhere where tattoos are cheap (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 26, 19:27:51
        
        No. He spends it all on boys. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:28:57
        
        Boys with cheaep tattoos probly (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 26, 19:41:14
        
        Really good mate of mine has one, on each leg, and he got the special offer (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 19:23:06
        
        You know how you feel about personalised number plates? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:27:52
        
        Haha yeah, I don't see why this isn't moreover a law really (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 19:37:19
        
        That's got me thinking actually (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 19:27:10
        
        8 hundred - what a knobber! - is there a picture on the tattooist's site? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:11:04
        
        I despair, I really do. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:16:25
        
        who shoots dogs? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:17:05
        
        shoot the owners for not picking up after the dog poops (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:17:57
        
        Suggs was the one who talked about shooting dogs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:19:11
        
        you would probably get into more trouble shooting the dags! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:20:14
        
        If I remember rightly (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:22:05
        
        you should get a reward for shooting cats (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:23:34
        
        I don't get this shit@rse thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:25:30
        
        Depends what you want out of a pet (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 19:31:11
        
        Never mind what I want from my pet, I just don't want sh*t outside my front door. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:32:31
        
        if you ever lived next door to a cat owner you would know why! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:30:26
        
        There are brazillions of them round by me (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:32:24
        
        my mog from my teens, caught a fucking magger (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 19:49:24
        
        whereas dogs....? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:31:39
        
        shit in the street (or his own back garden)where a responsible owner will pick it up (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:33:27
        
        Now, you've erred there, you silly sausage... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 19:24:43
        
        I don't get on with either animal, particularly (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:30:30
        
        Mind you, if your spouse behaved like your dog, you might have second thoughts, too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:52:03
        
        Diary. came home from work today, wife was eating her own sick (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 20:03:21
        
        ha ha. Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 20:07:15
        
        so I took what I could from the situation and smeared chappie on my....... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 20:08:54
        
        ....wife, and watched next door's lick it all off again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 20:10:02
        
        which is worse? (Livestock or property that is - it's obviously much worse (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 19:23:31
    - Do you want us to have whipround so you can get inked? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:06:54
      - What tatoo should we get for him ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 26, 19:08:30
        
        I think a Cheryl Cole hand thing would suit him (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:09:40
        
        I woudn't mind a Cheryl Cole hand job (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 26, 19:10:45
        
        for that kind of money (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 26, 19:10:28
        
        oh yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 19:19:13

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