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Chelsea ticket available (NCFC) - Badger, Aug 26, 22:54:52
- Nev COLINSUGGETSAFRO was after one earlier - got no details for him though (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Aug 26, 23:05:30
  - Cheers chap (NCFC) - Badger, Aug 26, 23:11:51
If I was proved to be a mentalist would Wrath still love me? Brain scan thing. Would... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:16:33
- To be honest Dubs (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 23:48:57
- Dubs if u do turn out to have a mental illness then it would be like (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 23:42:31
- Go to bed mate (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 26, 23:28:54
- Yes Yes Yes !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 26, 23:25:56
- If you like this then you are no more mental than me. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 22:58:48
  - One of my favourite songs of all time that, Tuds (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 23:50:26
- No, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 22:51:52
  - Rolf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Common Sense Police, Aug 26, 22:52:25
    - FFEOIFjweiofweio ONE DAY I WILL BE THIS, then you won't laugh because I will....... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:56:42
      - One day i will make enGLAnd and ploland proud. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:57:31
        
        Wasn't laughing at you dubs. (General Chat) - Common Sense Police, Aug 26, 23:09:02
- of course. who is to say whats normal anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 22:42:32
  - except sellers...he is fucking nuts. (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 22:42:51
- Course we would mate. You're one of us. That's all. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 22:25:27
- Frankly, you appear more 'normal' than most on here (General Chat) - Ted Bowger, Aug 26, 22:24:17
  - Nothing wrong with being a bit 'mad'/'crazy'. I'd rather be seen as... (General Chat) - jimbo, Aug 26, 22:44:55
  - ^^^this (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Aug 26, 22:32:36
- Life isn't rational dubs (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 22:24:08
- Everyone is crazy. (General Chat) - Common Sense Police, Aug 26, 22:21:16
- course we would you git (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 22:18:32
  - I hate my brain scan times. Every 3 months. Wednesday, in the tube and out.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:24:49
    - People here are the best even if it is just a chatroom. Thanks. Mean it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:36:09
My song for Wrath tonight before we win tomorrow. Wow............ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 21:54:56
- that's rather nice (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 22:04:50
  - :O) love it, for you Mr Worz, listen to it all. My song for you....... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:08:12
    - As in being a journalist (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:11:56
      - I've gone more into analysis now! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 22:17:36
        
        :O) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 22:26:05
Ok, pub in london before watching the game at stamford bridge tomorrow? (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 26, 21:52:05
- Dunno, was going to see what the Twitterati said tomorrow morning (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 21:55:10
TECHY HELP (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Aug 26, 21:26:01
- whats the best avi to mp4 converter? (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Aug 26, 21:26:23
  - Handbrake (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 23:09:32
  - format factory is a total dream, in my opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 21:33:58
  - I've used Handbrake before and had no problems (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 21:30:44
    - chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Aug 26, 21:32:44
  - Re-Convert 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 21:27:10
    - I made that up. I have no idea. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 21:28:14
      - Textbook. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 21:29:16
        
        Is that one or have you made it up? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 21:31:18
        
        I do have a textbook, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 21:36:44
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 21:37:17
Scottish Football (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 20:29:46
- has been saved by Neil Doncaster............... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 20:37:07
  - Has it? (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:37:51
    - Absolutely.........he emailed me and told me so...... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 20:45:44
    - when he started the season early to benefit the scottish teams in europe (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 20:45:17
      - It worked.... they now have less games to play....... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 20:47:18
        
        he's good I saw his sidekick Mr Munby yesterday in Chaplefields (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 20:52:43
        
        was this him? (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 21:12:36
- is shit (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:35:52
here's a action from yesterdays riots in Santiago (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:29:17
- thats fucking brilliant Worz. What a fucking nutter! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 26, 20:53:14
  - riot police - they're in 7th heaven. Absolutely loving it off (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:55:32
- he seemed to be taking them all on (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:35:36
  - ah, the beloved 'skunks' (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:39:07
    - I suppose they take no prisoners (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:41:07
      - yes, that's pretty much it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:42:34
        
        now that wouldn`t surprise me (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:45:16
Chelsea (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:25:34
- Call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Aug 26, 21:37:47
Record art (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 20:19:46
- You up for the pub for footy tomoz? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 20:44:38
Off to Burning Man (General Chat) - Kev, Aug 26, 19:44:37
- Hippy. Try not to stare at the droopy tits (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 23:44:00
- Stay off the Fresno Biker Crank. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Aug 26, 20:47:19
Brazilian dies after 42-wank marathon (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:24:07
- Im guessing his final wank was on Mike Tysons face....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 26, 20:36:20
- 3rd degree burns on his hands! (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 20:00:05
  - haha yes, he must've been choking for it with anything (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:21:24
    - Maybe he kept a chart or diary. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 20:29:38
      - that sounds like something only Adrian Mole would do (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:31:16
    - FP managed it 58 times - he changed into a Dandy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 20:25:16
      - 58 is very impressive. Hats off (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 20:30:22
Ticket for tomorrow? (NCFC) - colinsuggettsafro, Aug 26, 19:18:14
- Have one if you still want one..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Badger, Aug 26, 23:19:39
Win a pair of NCFC-West Brom tickets here (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:16:47
Dubbers, your bet works out about 600/1. Did you put Lambert as first scorer or something? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 26, 19:15:16
- Nope, Bet fair, Norwich to win 3 - 0 was 600/1 so I put ?4 on! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 19:17:54
  - Everyone can laugh but strange things happen in footy. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 19:18:24
    - I mock you mate, but I know one of these days one of your wacky bets will come in! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 20:33:19
      - All my bets are wacky races but one day my horse will come home Klobo. I like.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 20:40:40
        
        And one day my line will come in. :O) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 20:41:18
      - did the same myself (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 26, 20:37:16
Which pub is everyone heading to tomorrow? (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 26, 19:02:16
- Rose? Prince of Wales? Roccos? (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 26, 19:21:25
  - Roccoos (NCFC) - McD, Aug 26, 20:22:18
- I might nip in The Hospital Inn on Bankhead Lane (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:04:22
  - Doubt it, they're all Man U or Pool oop here (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:08:08
  - with the rest of the chelsea pensioners (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 19:05:46
WHen they refer to 'white vinegar' in a recipe, what kind of white vinegar do they mean? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 18:55:19
- Vinegar used by honkys rather than black dudes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 18:59:25
  - Really? I'm White though so surely I can use it like (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:05:38
    - Honky home boy (bloody iPhone wants to make (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:11:14
      - Dunno, let me know if you find or - gets my goat (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:19:00
      - haha, how in the name of fuck do you switch that off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:13:37
    - Yo ma honkey (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:08:45
  - I'm afraid Honky is not a word we're supposed to use anymore (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:03:24
    - i'm a honky fo shizzle (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 19:04:59
      - Me top bro (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 19:06:25
- White vinegar's used for cleaning glass, isn't it? I've got some in the cupboard. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 18:58:56
- tihis (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 18:58:30
  - hmm, dunno what that'd be here then. Never seen it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:02:29
Chelsea tomorrow (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 26, 18:51:27
- Quim (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 19:17:02
  - Berto (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 26, 20:14:21
- cheers bitch (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 18:52:26
right have fun tonight (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 26, 18:42:37
- which one? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 18:49:09
news reader on bbc one is wearing a suit made from grass (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 18:11:14
- sweet as a nut (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 18:57:16
  - that's tomby's regimental photo (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 19:03:35
    - you could get up to some proper naughtiness with one of them (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 19:07:43
The people asking questions at PL's Press Conference are boring bastards aren't they? (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 18:02:34
No wigs! No facepaint! No inflatables! NO FUN! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 17:58:57
- Is Jafski McNasty's secretary? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:00:49
  - I believe the common job title you would give Jafski is...... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 18:03:46
    - henchman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 18:09:32
      - Protector of the Faith (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 18:13:24
        
        Mutley (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 18:16:24
        
        Have to love Jaffers. I had a super night in the PoD with him and Garry Brooke. :O) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:19:39
        
        You're all on the list. Dubbers just about saved himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 18:21:39
        
        No fair!!! I was backing you up!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:23:00
        
        OK, you're safe. But David and I may one day want a favour. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 18:25:31
        
        Always on standby sir! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:27:56
        
        Good man. We'll be in touch. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 18:29:37
        
        I'll get Doomy (lolz) on my side (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 18:31:11
        
        Sir. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:30:30
        
        Saved himself will do me mind. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 18:25:12
Team vs Chelsea........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:01:39
- AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 17:21:22
  - Didnt you get the SMS..... we signed Clinton Morrison (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:27:46
  - And Hollt (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:22:50
    - Where's Hooolahan? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 26, 17:25:47
- Or (NCFC) - Ted Bowger, Aug 26, 17:14:15
  - Yes, thats even tighter but....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:59:44
  - exactly how i expect us to line up (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 26, 17:21:38
  - Now I see why people put a series of dashes in (n/m) (NCFC) - Ted Bowger, Aug 26, 17:14:56
- I'd say that's it USA... (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 17:14:09
  - hard to say but....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:25:36
    - It's funny what ya say about ward . . . (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 26, 17:38:26
      - Lambert at the presser today said he wasnt far away....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:41:02
        
        Interview on the official site. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:45:46
- I think we will be compete well. 3 - 0 Norwich. I've seen it in a dream. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 17:10:43
  - were there any giant cockroaches in it?If so we had the same dream!? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 17:43:56
    - Just you wait! :O) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 17:44:39
      - here.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 17:48:57
        
        What ever happens I think we have a chance! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 17:51:20
  - I think if we get points off any of the top 6 it will be Chelsea or Liverpool (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:15:38
    - i reckon we'll do man city for 6 (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 17:19:28
      - My line will come in this Saturday Mr Tombs, just you see. When I have my ?2,600 to spend. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 17:23:34
        
        My cheeky little line is....?4............. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 17:35:07
        
        I've done us to win 2-1 at 35/1 and Holt to score first at 14/1 (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:46:00
- Chelsea usually play a narrow formation (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Aug 26, 17:08:03
- Could you explain it with something more liney like holtmania? (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:04:41
  - Maybe next time......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:07:52
    - Fuck that's portentous (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:08:50
      - I havnt had a portentous tilt before? (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:32:41
        
        Really? Was it Bergman's Wild Strawberries? (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:44:13
        
        Hot tub time machine. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 17:47:52
        
        Ah, later period Bergman (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 18:00:28
Ticket for Chelsea? (NCFC) - colinsuggettsafro, Aug 26, 17:00:33
- Luka Modric might have a couple of complimentaries he's not using (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:02:04
AAAAAAAH MY EYES!!!! (Other Football) - fleckmatic, Aug 26, 16:53:55
Worzel (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 16:52:04
- It's deep fried plantain with black beans and a cigar (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:00:38
  - ^^^^this is what it would be! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 18:43:56
  - you are havana laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 17:06:31
    - I Haiti it when these pun threads start. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 17:10:16
      - he who castro's the first stone (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 17:11:25
        
        Fidel about (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 17:17:26
Barclay, South Stand, River End, Main Stand (NCFC) - Ted Bowger, Aug 26, 16:43:28
- And of course... the Snakepit. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 26, 16:46:59
  - I'm sure this has been debated before but why is the snake pit so called? (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Aug 26, 17:09:50
    - well, The Snake Pit is a 1948 American drama film (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 17:16:17
  - ^This (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 16:49:05
  - Yes spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - Ted Bowger, Aug 26, 16:48:51
  - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 26, 16:47:35
Everyone got their inflatables ready for tomorrow? (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Aug 26, 16:07:52
- Grow up (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 16:11:43
  - Facepaint at least? (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Aug 26, 16:33:44
- No... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Aug 26, 16:09:40
  - size 11 eh? You know what they say about big feet (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:11:49
    - Big socks (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 16:13:57
    - he could take a child's size 11 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:13:52
      - There's a business idea there (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:16:01
Approximately 80% of rofl harris's posts are (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 15:55:42
- oh, you've done the answer in the original post (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 16:59:57
- packed with big beef bovril? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 16:59:10
- intercepted by S*M*E*R*S*H*? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 16:57:37
- made of cheese? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 16:57:00
- Grow up. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:58:14
  - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 16:16:21
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Aug 26, 16:04:23
In 5 hours and 24 minutes I will have reached my destination..... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:52:40
- we're playing at Chelsea (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:54:04
  - Its alright...I had a word with Big R at Chel$ki (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:56:30
    - Wren can referee.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 16:04:39
      - He'd take no shit from the likes of Terry and Drogba (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 16:26:03
    - mini-wembley, the one where the finals are played on, with the athetics track around it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 16:01:56
QPR signed Joey Barton - 4 year deal. (n/m) (NCFC) - SexyBennett, Aug 26, 15:50:26
- Could trun very bad. Prob work out OK in the short-term. Decent signing. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:51:34
  - good signing for them (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 26, 15:54:19
  - he couldn't keep Newcastle up (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 15:54:13
    - that's true, but he's a very solid Prem player. Just hope he gets in a strop about (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:13:53
      - Well he is in London now so plenty of opportunity to get into trouble (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 16:18:28
        
        the selfish twat has stopped drinking though (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:20:48
Is it too late? Went out for lunch. Cuban burger, chips and guacamole at 103. And a beer. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 15:47:36
- um except they don't eat chorizos in Cuba (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:19:31
  - I'm sure they don't. I don't think they were going for authenticity. Just meat. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 16:43:20
- No comment (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:50:51
  - Ok then. You'd love it though. Beer and meat. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 15:53:24
- Extravagant. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:50:20
  - I know what you're suggesting. I'll be at work until 12. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 15:52:23
    - Sat 17th is 2 days after Klobo off of out of off of out of on here's Birthday. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:55:33
      - Was going to have a jolly knees up at The Reebok on the 17th (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:59:50
    - Well, if you're on the route there may make sense to come to Windhum to see it with you. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:54:50
      - Sounds feasible. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 15:58:46
        
        No, stand outside a pub with a pint and yell "Come on" as they ride past. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:00:51
        
        I'll twat MBK. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:03:09
        
        Not hit him, send him a twat, on twatter. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:05:31
        
        will you be wearing a mankini? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:11:50
        
        No. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:22:27
    - Wrong, what he was going to say was.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:54:34
- sounds great! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:48:20
  - Mainly sitting down now. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 15:50:06
The last time (NCFC) - norway, Aug 26, 15:47:15
Shaun Wright Phillips is joining QPR. (n/m) (Other Football) - SexyBennett, Aug 26, 15:42:58
- another potential decent signing (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Aug 26, 15:55:00
  - prob costalot (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Aug 26, 15:55:52
- Wouldn't want him here. Right little prick. Old. Expensive. Disruptive, (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:49:22
  - ^^^Perfect for QPR (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 15:53:23
- Flitty-farty (tick), hot and cold (tick) expensive (tick) (Other Football) - norway, Aug 26, 15:48:17
- Nah they've had a bid accepted (Other Football) - loz, Aug 26, 15:47:44
Morning/afternoon, what's going on in fair old Blighty today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 15:41:02
- Our airforce, consisting of 2 Fairy Swordfishes, are trying to do what they have failed (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:49:39
  - oooooh....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:51:30
    - So what has changed? I thought they had to go through the (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:53:14
      - wait, I can't keep up. I remember he used to be our sworn enemy (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:10:30
- Rain mainly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:41:51
  - bit of a crappy summer? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:08:18
What shit reporting from the BBC (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:26:16
- And (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Aug 26, 15:43:51
- Agree, its stupid. We are also unbeaten in the PL in the last 6 years (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 15:40:30
  - Good stat. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:42:03
- Still a FACT though... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Aug 26, 15:33:05
  - Sorry dad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:34:17
- In fairness though.... (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 15:30:41
- Shhh... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:27:12
  - Ehhh? Can't say I give a shit what our record is against Chelsea but you probably (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:40:19
Wigan are about to sign Johan Cruijff's grandson from Barcelona B (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 15:22:53
- Is he as good as Jordi? (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Aug 26, 15:44:37
  - no, but he is only 5 years old. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 16:25:29
Do we have a designated boozer of choice for tomorrow yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:11:29
- garry brooke? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 15:19:18
- the roaring forties....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:15:56
  - err....train out of paddington, head west... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:28:04
    - Thanks :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:28:48
  - Which tube line is that on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:22:37
RAF Torndado's now bombing Gadaffi's bunker in his home town.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:04:29
- just head...from RAF MARHAM, Norfolk's coming to get you Gadaffi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:29:17
  - Fuckanory:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:40:57
- Aren't cod heads fishermen? Not aware of my dad being known as a cod head (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:20:08
  - FFS! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:28:43
    - He was in the Navy, sunk on the Repulse at 17 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 15:41:36
      - dived the repulse..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:47:05
  - CoD-head (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 15:23:40
Hopefully see this tomorrow... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 26, 15:02:05
FAO Charles (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:00:11
- Last time I sat there that spotty Diop bloke was playing, Qpr boxing day? (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 16:50:08
  - Spitty (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 16:50:25
- had* (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:01:54
I've just filled in my tax return online and according to the IR site (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 26, 14:58:58
- Panic over, for the Inland Revenue (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 26, 15:20:06
fao: Karnivore...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:58:44
- FAO Karnivore (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:27:41
  - tch! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:32:56
    - School boy error! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:48:23
    - LOL - was doing so well too (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:40:19
      - fuck off chelsea scum cunt! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:47:51
        
        you too mate, have a good 'un (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:51:22
- awww, I think I love you Chelts xxx (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:04:23
  - if we go down.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:05:54
    - you're not going fucking anywhere (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:07:36
      - I'll take that anyday... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:08:43
        
        huzzah (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:09:36
        
        thats because...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:13:00
        
        see, that winds me up as well......... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:17:18
        
        no, you're right... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:31:15
        
        Not half as wounded as John Terry will be... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:12:35
        
        I'm taking a guess here........ (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:16:23
        
        ^^^^ He's good! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:17:58
        
        I want the Horse...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:13:55
        
        I imagine Holty's goal will be something along the lines of... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:17:35
        
        Luiz is injured (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:22:44
        
        Typical Chelsea..... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 26, 15:23:29
        
        sorry - couldn't resist that one though (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 15:27:10
        
        lol he is a greasy cunt tho fucking terry (n/m) (NCFC) - goldie, Aug 26, 15:16:56
        
        Mmm greasy cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 16:48:37
- Heartwarming stuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:00:48
  - agreed, I have to admit I shed a little (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 15:05:03
    - my... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:07:06
  - just trying to create a, ahem, atmoshere, in the big build up and all that! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:01:52
Haha... (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:49:29
barclay end (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 26, 14:34:13
- legendary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:40:20
- My ole Dad was in the Royal Norfolks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:37:09
  - My uncle was in 7th royal norfolks killed holding up german advance on dunkirk a true hero (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Aug 26, 15:11:14
  - i used to know a lot of norfolk people that would (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 26, 14:46:42
    - My Grandad had to have his face reconstructed after D-Day (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Aug 26, 15:00:41
    - Yes, but gained extremely reliable cars (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 14:49:47
      - rolf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:52:09
?60 (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:28:17
- Do they read minds and speak to the dead? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 14:37:37
- liking these (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:34:17
  - Pens! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 14:38:29
    - Periodic table (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:48:30
      - if was half price from Habitat and has all the countries' names in French and English (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 14:55:20
      - I used to love reading the periodic table, I still revisit it from time to time. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:51:14
        
        ha... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:54:54
        
        I'm not. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:56:24
        
        oh (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:58:21
- ?26.35 (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:33:12
DOOMY ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 14:27:48
- up the shitter? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:30:43
  - spouting some guff off off on the Sky Sports (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 14:35:58
    - Oh, I thought you were aching for cock again. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:37:55
      - why did StuartBroads8 take that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 14:39:36
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:42:19
Lambert will sign player/s before 31st yes or no (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 14:18:30
- 1 or 2 I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 26, 15:02:38
- I say yes to playaz. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:23:38
- Ooooh you're assertive. I like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 26, 14:20:48
  - ahem, loz is not luke young (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:21:52
    - unless he is (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:22:13
      - in which case (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:22:32
        
        You bastards! (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 26, 14:22:50
        
        carry on (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:22:47
You bastards. I was gonna go home and do stuff. Now you've made me fancy Luke Young. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Aug 26, 14:17:16
It says at the head of this page that I must refrain from posting rumours about (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 14:12:24
- yes. and facts about other peoples private lives & their public lives, you can post them (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:18:59
  - Good point well made (n/m) (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 15:26:29
  - For example there was this rumour that Tombs doesn't have a willy, or at the very least (General Chat) - norway, Aug 26, 14:22:10
    - i have a stealthcock, nobody knows it's coming (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:24:37
    - that's a very good example norway, after class ask me for a star (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:23:33
does any of you capital dwelling types know of a greasy spoon (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Aug 26, 14:05:05
- take a pack-up and a cup of drink (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:21:24
- Hare entunt, only a stroll. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:16:51
- No but there's a nice Sam Smiths pub down the road (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 14:09:36
- ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:08:13
  - "Organic Cafe", "Salad Factory" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 14:12:47
    - right up AB's street! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:42:44
    - Londons init (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 14:17:18
  - ahh right thanks - i'll get me coat and try and get the hang of this internet thingy (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Aug 26, 14:11:24
Fish, Chips and Gravy for lunch (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 13:53:06
- Most bizarre employment of the phrase 'Boom! Headshot!' ever? (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 13:59:43
- in Oxford???!!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:56:37
  - Vinegar is shit - FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 14:16:37
    - spoken like a true northern monkey. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:43:42
  - It was an ironic lunch - only the middle / upper classes can have ironic lunches (n/m) (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 14:09:46
Fair to say I'll be dropping the kids off at the pool... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 26, 13:43:51
- be sure to report back....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:49:57
Luke young to QPR (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 13:41:40
- Not good for us, seems QPR are going to flash real money to stay up (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 26, 13:50:31
  - Its a worry. Finishing above the other 2 promoted teams (which i think we could) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 26, 14:08:01
    - Wigan, Blackburn, Swansea, Everton, QPR, Fulham, Bolton (NCFC) - norway, Aug 26, 14:19:07
  - Saying Hutton to Villa to replace him but I think Young is better (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:51:48
    - Hutton was with Mcleish at Rangers I think (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 14:04:35
blinking flip!!! friday afternoon on WOTB........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:30:58
- oi fucker - I seen that!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:28:25
  - what?!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:44:44
    - ;-)) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:51:12
- How do you lurk? (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 26, 13:36:05
  - reading posts without physically logging in. Tend to do it myself if I'm not (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 16:15:59
  - not too bad for my age, could do with a haircut, though (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 14:34:47
  - you get nectar points (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:25:39
- And McNasty keeping an eye out for copyright, slander, libel etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:32:29
Ouch!! Could haveof been a nasty mess. (Warning Tombs, BBC link) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:29:44
- ww2, was on yesterdays wireless. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:31:42
  - I don't know how to post a link to the wireless (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:33:38
I once sat in the city stand (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 13:28:32
- River End, South Stand, City Stand and Barclay - forever (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:34:24
  - City Stand? City Stand? It's the Main Stand son and don't you forget it. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 13:36:24
    - Yibbut Main Stand burnt down. Was replaced by City Stand (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:52:45
      - It will always be the Main Stand to me. My first game was in the Main Stand. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:00:02
        
        i did a double take thing an all (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 14:14:05
        
        ^this^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:09:01
    - and "charred" city sand, to boot! fuckin' young'uns, Huh! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:51:55
    - South Stand? What's that?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 26, 13:39:31
      - Think you call it the Jarrold these days ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:52:15
- Named after some military geeza, probably Tombs grandad (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:30:46
  - Cpt Barclay, funded the first roof or summit....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:32:55
Spurs drawn against Shamrock Rovers (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:15:42
- so they kept the british teams apart (Other Football) - south, Aug 26, 13:47:39
- and? (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:16:45
  - oh stop being a complete "Opie Street", CeeBee's! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:21:55
    - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:22:26
      - just because. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:24:34
        
        ah, ok (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:24:55
        
        good. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:27:29
  - Stock against Besiktas. Should be a good old scrap (in the stands). Also they (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:20:06
That Ray TheMountain chap (NCFC) - King, Aug 26, 13:11:30
- Wrestler? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 13:16:52
- Is he? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:12:53
  - He is (NCFC) - King, Aug 26, 13:14:43
    - Moosic and that (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Aug 26, 13:17:08
      - Ah, him. Aint not heard him. Might Spotify him sarfta (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:19:25
        
        I recommend it (NCFC) - King, Aug 26, 13:24:11
        
        I know;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:25:13
      - Should be vvvv there (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Aug 26, 13:18:10
    - What sort of thing? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:16:30
I've just found a Higgs Bosun!! Who should I tell? Who do you turn to? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:10:56
- Brian Socks (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 13:16:28
  - They really were well shit, init (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:20:56
- It's boson, bozo (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 13:12:37
  - Listen dude, who found the f***ing thing?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:20:30
- Put it on Ebay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:11:26
Rich Hall - (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:09:49
A mate of mine just started writing poems, should I be worried (General Chat) - phrankin, Aug 26, 13:05:54
- Byronic (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 13:12:52
- has he started beating himself off over cartoon porn yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 13:08:27
  - isn't that normal? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:17:05
- IED's got competition (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 13:07:41
- Is Andy Higson (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 13:07:33
STOP GETTING FOOD WRONG! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 13:02:00
Quavers, half a thick slice of gala pie, Brie in water biscuit sandwich, oxtail cuppa soup (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:58:20
- What's in a gala pie? (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:59:07
  - FFS !! (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:01:45
    - Oh them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 13:02:35
  - pork and egg innit. with the egg in the middle like a little chickens arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 13:01:43
    - They is well weird eggs though in the long pies. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:03:09
    - Ah them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 13:02:46
Soo, what would YOU do with a drunken sailor? (Chelts, don't answer, it's lunch time (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:52:57
- what? you dont wan the "two fingers down the throat" option? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 13:04:51
- I'd make sure he was sleeping in the recovery position and encourage him to drink lots of (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 13:00:33
That Pacheco loan thing is a bit wared intut ? If I understand correctly, he is on (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:40:40
- Liverpool site says the deal is with AM (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 26, 12:55:27
  - Not what Dani says (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:58:32
    - WTF does she know about it? Unless he's banging her of course (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:59:57
Sandwich, Crisps and an Apple. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:33:12
- Crisps, Sandwich, Apple. Apple is your pudding, crisps the starter and sarnie your main. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:44:37
  - ^^^ This is 100% correct ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:53:41
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 12:50:53
    - Plus a nice crispy apple will also cleanse your mouth/teeth of crumbs and that. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:52:30
  - ^ i like this...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:46:02
- Jesus Wept. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:40:03
  - Apple, then sandwich, then crisps (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 12:41:48
- but AB...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:34:36
  - of course it is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:36:31
    - Do you have to stop then ? So can you start again when you are 61 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:37:56
      - generally yeah (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:48:20
        
        I've always done that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:54:51
  - Indeed Chelts. That is the best way to enjoy sandwich avec crips (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:35:26
    - Or even crisps. Yo, check out Steve in the Hood. Biatch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:35:47
  - ^^^ I thought I had this sort of thing nipped in the bud. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:35:24
    - I've just put 4 x fishy fingers into the oven, eady for a fish finger sandwich! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:44:26
Things you learn from terrorism. Until today I thought Lagos was the capital of Nigeria (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:32:49
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:33:28
  - Well it hasn't been since 1991 apparently. Someone just did a bomb in the capital (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:34:25
    - Oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:36:10
      - Abuja (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:38:06
BLT. S+V McCoys. Boost. Water. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:12:08
- Lamb kebab from Spurgeons the butcher (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 12:33:42
- tesco sctoch egg from earlier, bag'o' walkers cheese''n'onion, coffee, thats all for now (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:32:44
Spare ticket for chelsea (NCFC) - goldie, Aug 26, 12:09:25
- me no understand (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:11:25
  - me confused toooooooooooo (NCFC) - goldie, Aug 26, 12:13:24
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:08:22
I had sushi for the first time last night (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 12:05:25
- Fish, chips and gravy (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 13:46:21
- you ate raw fish? you'll get eel (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:09:26
  - He must have haddock raving for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 12:15:16
    - Rare that we see new fish puns in the fishpunthread. Bravo sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:17:53
      - Yes, it's been a whale (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:18:59
        
        Fish pun thread Violater ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:27:48
        
        Why did the fish blush? (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 13:50:30
        
        It's got fins and it swims around in the sea (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:29:29
        
        Jacques Cousteau? (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 26, 12:33:04
        
        No, though I do bear a striking resemblance (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:35:25
        
        you're dead too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 26, 12:38:37
        
        Nope (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:44:14
        
        It's a fucking mammal. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 12:30:54
        
        Not in my taxonomy, it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:42:37
        
        you're just being difficult on porpoise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:33:42
    - ^^ Arrers (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:16:14
bolleaux (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:05:22
Good point about '59. Those were the days when our cup losers were celebrated ! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:53:28
- Hardly "losers" were they?! (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Aug 26, 11:59:30
I had a dream last night... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 11:44:02
- do people really, i mean, REALLY fucking dream about NCFC? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 11:48:41
  - i dream about..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 11:56:28
    - WTF is a Penis Widget ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:58:06
      - Yes, I've been wondering about that (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:03:03
      - this........ (NSFW) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:00:07
        
        Bastard. I could have been sacked for that (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:33:41
        
        ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 26, 12:05:26
        
        Fucking hell tombs, I've seen some bad links on here, BSE's goatse for example, but that. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:05:14
        
        i wish i could take it down now. apologies to any parents whose kids might have seen it (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:06:32
sneaky pre-lunch scotch egg during a webex: reccomended! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 11:27:49
Tombs, if you like Tame Impaler, check out The Soundcarriers. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:17:28
- thanks but i have another urgent post i must attend to......... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 11:46:19
  - ok, all done now.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 11:49:45
    - Here you go (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:53:00
      - on (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 11:56:14
- Good call Tudds - Soundcarriers are even better than Tame Impala (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:33:09
- My mate had a tame Impala. And an Eland. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 11:20:03
  - i've been to eland road. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 11:22:11
    - I've been to Jonno Grotes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 11:23:51
      - Brom knew (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 11:26:30
bgc youtube music (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 11:06:31
Who cares about defenders. Let's go old school Brazil and do a 2-3-2-1-2... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:03:13
- Should Crofts and Johnson be behind Bennett and Pilks? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 26, 11:04:41
  - No.....thems the Cafu / Roberto Carlos devil-may-care wingers innit (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:06:36
Is it too late to talk about the cup defeat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 10:38:01
- What cup defeat? (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Aug 26, 10:57:48
  - '59 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 11:51:53
- "the cup defeat" (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 10:46:37
  - Charlton obviously (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 11:01:31
    - I see, it was made harder with the loanies that couldn't play (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 11:02:56
      - Innit (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 11:07:38
        
        You've changed (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 26, 11:10:50
        
        I have? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 11:12:06
        
        How is your stomach? I notice you didn't die (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 26, 11:17:55
        
        I just did a turd (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 11:28:27
        
        Into something more comfortable (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 11:16:14
- Yes. What did you have for breakfast? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:44:54
  - Podge (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 26, 11:13:22
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:40:19
?You bastards. I was gonna go home and do stuff. Now you've made me fancy a penis widget. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Aug 26, 10:18:44
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 10:58:20
- you can borrow mine. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:27:29
I rekun all you lot are the type that iron their keks and use penis widgets (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:49:14
- I reckon you're unable to get a stiffy anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 09:58:22
  - I like Stiffkey. Stookie Blues at the Red Lion (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:14:48
    - more like Stiffler from American Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:19:25
      - You know what, I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't seen American Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:34:34
        
        Nope, me neither (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 10:41:58
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:58:53
    - and suffer from "dew drops" in the morning! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:08:57
i was remarking to my good lady about how it seemed that norfolk people were a bit lazy (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:49:13
- Lotus Road in W. London - Fernandes told to go "f" off (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Aug 26, 11:31:07
- Clipbush - now where did that come from? (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Aug 26, 11:28:15
- My favourite street name ever, think it's either in Leicester or Coventry, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:14:11
- I like Edgefield. Why *is* it called that? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 09:57:24
  - cause it stinks. Smelliest place in Nawfalk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:31:11
  - mr edgefield discovered it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:58:21
  - *Slaps head* (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 09:58:04
- There was a street called that in Nodge n'all. Luds of places had one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:51:35
- I think Opie Street used to be a Gropecunt Lane (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:51:27
  - I have friends who live there. Next to the sign. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 10:01:50
  - The road the Bank of England is on used to be called Gropecunte Lane too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 09:53:50
    - might be a rural myth (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:56:33
      - gropecunte.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:33:05
        
        try again. Gropecunte.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:33:27
        
        "Gropecunt appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:43:22
        
        I too was amazed at that snippit (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 11:28:35
        
        I always thought it was Grapes Hill (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:35:17
      - That'll be that gurney bank wunt et (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:58:19
        
        dunno, there's a bank of england court in norwich (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 10:02:14
        
        Why did they change their name from De Gournay to Gurney (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:03:33
        
        went with the flow after thick locals misspelled it a gazillion times (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 10:11:25
        
        Haha, double u (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:20:55
        
        wubble u (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:26:47
        
        Nobody sings that anymore (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 10:46:44
        
        wouldnt (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:09:35
  - There's a Kneetrembler Close in Besthorpe. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:53:42
  - Here (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:52:42
Chelsea 1 - 2 The Nodge. Holt double. Terry can't live with the Horse and ends up sent of, (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:45:40
- And everyone's most favourite jug-eared crispfreak sums it all up by saying (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 26, 10:16:58
  - to include the words: "plucky", "cooking up", "reciepe" (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:20:44
- worst impression of usacanary ever reported on the webernets (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 09:49:56
- Sent of? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 26, 09:47:36
  - Sent have. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:50:53
- ^yes, but we need to see ashley cole get a red too! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:46:14
  - ^^^ Wants to see Ashley Cole with a throb on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 09:50:37
    - that will do too! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:56:41
.... (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:24:14
- "All patrols are busy" + "an officer" + "Norwich UK" = "This never happened" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 09:57:10
- that reads like a shit yankey urban myth with norfolk uk cut and pasterered right in (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:28:15
  - i heard a similiar story 5 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 09:44:45
    - I missed that, probably wasn't listening (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:13:22
  - Do merkins have sheds, though? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 09:41:50
  - ahhh well deduced Inspector Tombs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:33:25
    - well, it's exactly the sort of shit you get from over there (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:38:34
      - yeah, the BASTARDS........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:40:08
  - It probably is, there's a Norfolk in Merka. I think it's irrelevent anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:31:13
    - theres a "Norwich" in America too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:36:10
      - There's an everywhere in America. Norfolk, Virginia and I think Norwich in Connecticut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:00:14
      - No that's, errr, New YORK. There's definately a Norwich though. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:37:22
        
        and theres...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:38:46
        
        I'd have a New Tehran - they'd love that right off (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:46:39
        
        I like your thinking..... "New Baghdad" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:48:49
    - america is pretty much irrelevant now yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:34:14
      - Booooooooooooooooom!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:35:40
Another new defender?? (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 09:21:21
- I might be wrong but Drury has played CB and also didn't Crofts (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 11:39:57
  - No to crofts yes drury (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 12:04:52
- No just saying if ward is out long term (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 09:36:57
  - Probably going a little OTT. (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Aug 26, 10:05:19
    - De Laet or no De Laet we'd probably lose both games to Manure. (n/m) (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Aug 26, 10:10:31
      - Agree but one more injury or suspension (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 10:16:32
    - Don't forget De Laet can't play against (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 10:08:02
  - Heard Ward is out for the season. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 26, 09:44:06
- Who is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:31:32
  - Matthew Gibson, on a free from Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:34:10
    - Excellent, revised score then - 0-7 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:36:09
      - but he's cup-tied. So its all ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:36:43
... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:14:17
- WTF does Shaun Edwards know? (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:17:27
  - probably knows..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:19:03
    - That's true (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:21:01
- was reading a chelsea site (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:15:45
  - That was Karni wasn't it?! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Aug 26, 09:20:04
    - probably! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:20:46
  - i reckon 4-1 chelsea (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:16:25
    - Boooo, pessemist - get with the vibe Tombs. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:19:50
      - well we aren't going to park the norfolk sunshine coach in front of their goal (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:22:39
        
        This is the Wrath, we don't deal in realism (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:24:56
        
        ok, 1-0 norwich (Wilbrahams) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:29:03
        
        Good, 7/10 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:31:56
        
        ^early POTD contender. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:27:09
ayala out for 2 months (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:09:10
- Really bad news could be season (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 09:27:27
  - Changing given injury to ward (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 09:27:47
    - possibly our 3 weakest defenders out tho (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:31:03
- (calf)? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:11:48
  - ankle (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:12:47
    - mcnally's got a tap on his phone probably (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:14:54
New York, your sound track for the weekend (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:08:00
- Uptown, you want this. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 26, 15:46:23
- How about this (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 09:52:32
  - the robbie savage advert preceeding it is better than the music vid! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:24:43
- ^retro friday is back! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:10:13
brand new in my car cd player today and not coming out for ages.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:06:19
- in-car cd player??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:11:39
  - I still have a cassette player in mine! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Aug 26, 09:21:51
    - Me too. Usefull for Talking Books from t library (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:32:40
  - old school car (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:14:19
    - Bloody hell, you have a son that talks in the morning??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:20:28
      - grunts (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:23:44
        
        I don't do hair gel. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:25:38
Morning.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:03:08
- Fraid not bor, 0-3 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:08:42
- Well done Chelts, you're right. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:08:23
  - ^schizo^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:09:15
    - he should take some nurofen (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:33:25
    - You called? (n/m) (General Chat) - schizo canary, Aug 26, 09:25:18
    - They were shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:13:19
- How good would that be :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Aug 26, 09:04:57
  - I havent finished yet......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:08:43
  - hmmm it's not 3 points is it (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:05:42
    - How about we go into it with a dose of realism (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:09:11
      - ... or a bit of tongue in cheek humour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:10:45
        
        ok, 0-5 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:14:35
        
        oh fuck off selwyn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:17:20
        
        Don't think Selwyn has ever predicted a 5 goal win for us. He usually predicts a loss (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:18:37
        
        oh, thought you meant it would US that looses! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:19:51
        
        ummm, we're playing away, 0-3 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:21:40
      - positive energy breeds positive results (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:09:47
        
        No it doesn't, it breeds high expectation followed by dissaappooiinnttmmeenntt (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:15:44
18/1 tomorrow (Betting) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 08:15:23
- hills only offering 10s lol (n/m) (Betting) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 08:18:15
  - I will give you 20's.... (n/m) (Betting) - Mark Barham, Aug 26, 08:54:42
    - nah i want to get paid out (n/m) (Betting) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:01:23
      - All joking aside 18's is a big price. Get involved. (Betting) - Mark Barham, Aug 26, 09:05:35
        
        lumped right on (Betting) - 1 5CC, Aug 26, 09:06:19
      - Ha ha!! :) (n/m) (Betting) - Mark Barham, Aug 26, 09:02:49
/ -> (Apart from this) - Chelsea ticket swap? (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 26, 07:04:57
- I'll swap you a small aquarium ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Marty McFly, Aug 26, 07:54:13
  - Sounds fishy (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 26, 08:03:30
Testicales. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 07:04:04
- Seem smaller when you take steroids (n/m) (General Chat) - hucksmyman, Aug 26, 07:15:33
Everything posted above this line is utter bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 26, 06:44:18
- What about below ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 26, 08:18:34
  - I'm the lowest of the low! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Aug 26, 09:11:03
    - not (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:23:17

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