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Any news on the Wrath Cambridge mess-up? Can't remember who was supposed to be in charge. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 22:59:40
- Yeah. It's not me. I think. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 23:04:15
  - 28th is payday for me - so after that is bang on (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 23:13:15
  - Good idea, resting the liver (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 23:08:33
    - I think mine is still behind the bar at The Kings. Next to the Noilly Prat. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 23:18:18
      - They'll take good care of it. I like Noilly Prat. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 23:22:31
        
        Bet you've got some in the sex dungeon. Unless Tumblers has scoffed it all. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 23:23:47
    - If you say. I haven't been given a time but I'm free then. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 23:15:56
      - mbk text from this morning suggests 6 minutes earlier than that (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 23:17:45
        
        I'm thinking 5:39. Approx. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 23:23:51
        
        Controversial. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 23:25:00
  - Good man. Make it happen. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 23:06:05
Ex-Wednesday Danny Wilson is getting the Sheffield Utd job (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 22:17:04
- northerners eh (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:18:34
  - Yeah, they only have the top 2 successful teams in English football history (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 22:24:53
Anyone had an Olympic ticket money taken today?? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mark Barham, May 26, 21:55:07
- Mark Barham almost scored with an over-head scissor-kick from the half way line at Wembley (Other Sports) - tudders, May 26, 22:55:36
  - fucking hell!! (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 23:05:28
    - Some Sunderlander nicked my hat, right off of my head. (Other Sports) - tudders, May 26, 23:22:03
- you actually want a civil response despite trolling on here for months? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:05:10
  - ROLF (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 26, 22:17:07
  - Yes please Worzel.... We are all adults are we not?? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mark Barham, May 26, 22:05:57
    - Yes we are (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 26, 22:18:36
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:26:50
      - no chance he's a scummer lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:19:33
        
        Well (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:22:19
        
        ^^This (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 26, 22:33:52
        
        oh (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:26:02
        
        the fact he keeps coming back indicates that it's a regular on the troll (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:32:31
        
        nope defo not a reg (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:34:10
        
        until he replied pants to a question about who's a complete twat (Other Sports) - pants, May 26, 22:38:09
        
        did you mean "pretence"? (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:40:47
        
        maybe (Other Sports) - pants, May 26, 22:44:59
        
        i thought so (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:46:53
        
        you were on the Titanic? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 22:48:47
        
        yes (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:52:12
        
        I was. I was in the band. (Other Sports) - tudders, May 26, 22:57:13
        
        That and the username fuckup the other day (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:33:51
        
        yeah not sure what happened there tbh (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:37:54
        
        So you can confirm what he's not, but not who it is. Right. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:40:54
        
        exactly! (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:44:30
        
        So, you can't confirm it is not a regular on a wind-up. Glad we got that one sorted. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:45:29
        
        i can confirm it's not (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:47:48
        
        so it's not you then? you aren't masquerading as mark barham on here? (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:50:33
        
        i don't think so no (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:52:43
        
        "i don't think so" (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:53:47
        
        maybe it's Ben, that'd be a shocker wouldn't it? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:55:57
        
        "yes! hide in plain sight you mug" (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:58:29
        
        ^^^See up there. Great minds and great memories. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, May 26, 23:00:54
        
        anyway, anyone been charged for olympic tickets? (n/m) (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:57:36
        
        well i'm almost 100% (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:55:44
        
        ok (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:56:22
        
        Why would a regular pretend to be an Ipswich fan? (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:49:59
        
        well ipswich are our rivals (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:51:26
        
        who he is (n/m) (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:45:05
        
        might be an idea to ask ben if me and barham use the same IP (Other Sports) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:39:40
        
        haha who let the cat out of the bag? I missed thaty (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:36:13
        
        trollf (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:31:40
        
        Any news? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:32:45
        
        dog news? (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:37:17
        
        1 step down, 1 to go. Fingers crossed for next week. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:39:33
        
        cheers, how's you? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:41:39
        
        Good mate, thanks (Other Sports) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:43:02
        
        smooth (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 26, 22:45:36
    - Wouldn't define as trolling just some 'tongue in cheek' banter.... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mark Barham, May 26, 22:14:02
    - yes, we are. So why troll if you are? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:09:25
- *any (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mark Barham, May 26, 21:55:33
T shirt for Otto and BC (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 21:40:09
- Better still: (General Chat) - StuartD, May 26, 23:58:43
- And this one for Pandapops (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 21:45:29
  - ha! I was about to post that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 22:04:21
Watching the womens champions league final at craven cottage... (Other Football) - tim berry, May 26, 21:36:17
Andy Reid? Obviously if we could get him fit would be a bargain.. (NCFC) - Bonjour, May 26, 21:33:42
- and that's the problem (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:36:13
  - Benni McCarthy is pretty hungry for it (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 26, 21:37:50
talking of footballers' injuries, how does clubs' player insurance work (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:28:52
Kolo Toure banned for six months - harsh (Other Football) - norway, May 26, 21:23:10
- Perhaps (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, May 26, 21:28:09
- weren't performing enhancing drugs were they? (Other Football) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:26:32
  - Probably would've helped John Hartson (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, May 26, 21:33:28
  - If you're banning someone for six months (Other Football) - norway, May 26, 21:29:20
    - maybe but that could have been taken into account (Other Football) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:30:34
- what did he do? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:26:07
The FIFA presidency race............. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 26, 21:18:09
- Is fixed? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pragmatist, May 26, 21:23:06
- Our FA have said they will abstain (Other Football) - emmaroyds, May 26, 21:21:52
  - The view is....... nobody gives a shit about soccer. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 27, 00:38:29
This is slightly worrying RE James Vaughan... (NCFC) - jimbo, May 26, 21:07:26
- 11 starts in 7 seasons for Everton in all competetitions - no thanks. (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, May 26, 21:17:53
  - well looking at Palace & Everton forums all he gets is praise. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 21:20:17
    - I think we could get better though. (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, May 26, 21:32:08
      - He was unbelievably shit at Selhurst (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, May 26, 22:41:17
        
        most of our lot were just as bad (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 22:56:38
  - how many start did Ruddy get? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 21:19:41
    - I'm pretty sure lambert will bring (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, May 26, 21:27:07
      - Oops. Another better keeper tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, May 26, 21:27:37
    - 9 (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 21:20:53
  - well he's coming (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:18:33
- it's only 750k though. We've got money to burn now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:14:35
  - we could burn some outside portman road (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:16:12
    - They're don't need us to show them how to do that (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 21:18:36
      - 1.5 million would suffice (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:20:27
- Lambert's done okay with Zak Whitbread. Hopefully he can do the same with Vaughan (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 21:12:57
  - yes, maybe he can lay his healing hands on James' knee (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:15:05
    - ha. Those along with IC's loving arms (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 21:20:43
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 21:16:54
      - he only needs to do it twice before witnesses and sainthood is assured (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:18:19
- Last season for CPFC 28 games 9 goals, worryingly 10 yellows and 1 red. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 21:10:38
  - not unlike holt (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:18:00
    - maybe although Holty played more games and I presume got less bookings. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 21:18:57
  - Dont look up Bradly Johnson then....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 21:16:35
I feel like XXL16 (NCFC) - dr fanta, May 26, 21:03:31
- You are true, she's working in mail order dept!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, May 27, 03:53:01
- Fat and naked? Eugh... (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 26, 21:39:36
- Captain Canary, Momo and buffet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, May 26, 21:13:11
  - Don't forget small chicken thing, although he doesn't come out often. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 21:20:43
    - he always gets forgotton (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 21:25:14
      - Indeed, he makes fleeting visits every now and again. Perhaps he doesn't travel well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 21:33:50
    - Hi Dubbers (NCFC) - dr fanta, May 26, 21:23:55
      - Yep it's going to be a fun day. I've emailed the Hewitt school re dates available... (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 21:35:07
        
        I'm going to sort the date first because if we have enough Wrath players for 2 teams.. (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 21:38:23
        
        You are a star (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, May 26, 21:37:35
        
        Small gave me the idea for the venue, I'd forgotten about the Hewitt school and it's only. (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 21:41:36
  - Great idea (NCFC) - dr fanta, May 26, 21:16:04
Think the vouchers get the worst deal?? (Other Football) - Pragmatist, May 26, 20:56:57
FAO CityForLife. Contact details for that BA role. (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 20:56:32
- They are looking for a BA in Norwich for 3 months as well I think (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 21:19:22
  - There seems to be loads going on at the moment. (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 21:37:47
Asked my bro in law a Everton fan about James Vaughan. (NCFC) - songwriter, May 26, 20:47:03
- Always injured (NCFC) - Pragmatist, May 26, 20:57:56
  - can't be big wages (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 20:59:43
    - Be 20 plus a week (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, May 26, 21:09:48
      - nah (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:15:38
        
        was on 15K a week at everton (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 21:23:44
van basten now fav for chelsea (Other Football) - 1 5CC, May 26, 20:31:15
- touch? (Other Football) - Tombs, May 26, 20:37:53
  - nice accent (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, May 26, 20:57:37
There's nothing on telly, Mrs.sfb watching so (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, May 26, 20:27:27
- corries on (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 26, 20:35:54
  - Oh right ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, May 26, 20:37:37
- Weitz. ibollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, May 26, 20:29:37
- Some roman shite with rachel weirs. When does EPL start? (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, May 26, 20:28:48
  - 11 weeksish to go. Watching the mentalist now. (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, May 26, 20:46:07
  - aug 13th i think (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, May 26, 20:29:23
James Vaughan heading this way (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 19:40:16
- Where'd that logo come from? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 26, 20:39:15
  - A chap made it for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 20:39:39
    - And he took it from here (NCFC) - inutero, May 26, 20:42:36
      - I have that t shirt. (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 20:45:22
        
        It's my site bah...show some link love (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 26, 20:50:32
        
        3pm is your site? (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 20:58:47
        
        Where's the wrath link? (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 21:04:45
        
        The Norwich stays. (n/m) (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 21:15:02
- From an Everton perspective (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 26, 20:07:33
  - Internet eats itself again... (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 26, 20:10:39
  - Quite a lot of positive comments on (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 20:10:35
  - no he nicked it from that everton perspective! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 20:10:03
    - Exactly! (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 20:10:47
- Sounds like a lambert signing (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 19:44:26
  - just agreeing terms now (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:46:29
    - cool - what did you ask for (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:49:12
      - days off when murray is playing (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:50:06
        
        a couple of hours would do (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:52:29
        
        i need to prepare (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:55:40
        
        a few minutes then (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:58:07
I'd like him to come back (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 26, 19:35:42
- Good for him (NCFC) - dr fanta, May 26, 21:11:01
- Pretty interesting if true. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 20:47:43
- i don't even need to clink the link (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:39:03
  - if that fucker comes back to NCFC I'm withdrawing my support (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 19:40:29
    - yep he makes scc28 want to rip his jock strap off too (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:44:04
      - I can understand that (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 19:46:53
        
        gives me a semi every time (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:49:37
        
        cheers, I've banked that one (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:48:39
    - as if! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:41:54
    - Is this to do with the dance Worz? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 19:40:54
      - Oh Bentley! Sozcumbers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 19:41:55
        
        hehe yes, Lansbury is very welcome (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 19:44:25
        
        Yep, not a fan of Bentley either. Ave it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 20:02:12
        
        yes, beed (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 19:44:38
- Yep. Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr5ub1in, May 26, 19:38:19
1 Year ago yesterday A Crofts signed for Norwich, sorry for the (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 18:58:45
- and most people said (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 20:20:22
- we defo agreed it before that tho (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:01:49
norwich is on a sporting roll........ (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 18:38:27
- my cock is passionate but loving, it wouldn't say boo to a goose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 19:02:16
  - are we going down the Carry on route here? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 26, 19:09:09
    - oh matron (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 26, 19:24:24
- 18 week suspended sentence (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 26, 18:51:41
isn`t it about time that heads rolled in some organisations (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 26, 18:30:46
- "We'll improve but it will take time" - something old people don't have much of. (General Chat) - TransitVanBeethoven, May 26, 18:49:07
  - Surely it's his job to look after such things and therefore he should be sacked for gross (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 19:08:01
    - That`s I say (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 26, 19:12:02
      - what I say (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 26, 19:12:29
Wicket. At last! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 18:17:01
There is now a 'Norwich Transfer' Face thingy page..... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 17:48:07
Do you think Maynard, Snoddy, Johnson, Bennett. CMS and Rob Edwards (NCFC) - shortfatb, May 26, 17:47:05
- blimey. Bristol City paid 2 and a quarter million for Maynard (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:29:22
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 18:36:49
    - ha. Yes. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:38:21
      - Don't really think about it to be honest (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 18:42:54
      - we're mocking the cunts tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 18:39:19
        
        and I can't remember the old password. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 18:57:42
        
        Like I say, credits them with more importance than they deserve (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:40:39
        
        i don't think we should forget them (NCFC) - 1 5CC, May 26, 18:42:52
  - from their rich owner I would guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 26, 18:33:43
    - blimey, yes, this fella (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:35:56
- CMS 100% no (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 26, 17:54:51
  - 100% he won't join us you mean? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:02:37
    - No, Dunston Hall now (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 26, 18:09:00
      - pedant (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, May 26, 18:26:15
      - ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 18:10:13
    - no, I would have thought CMS is preparing for the P'Boro PO final on Sunday (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 26, 18:08:45
      - Is he? Good luck to him (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:10:04
        
        no, we want them to lose in fact (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:28:57
        
        who are they playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:29:48
        
        dunno, but come on them (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:34:38
        
        Lee Clarke's Uddersfield (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 18:36:26
        
        Oh, good. I quite like them. Come on Huddersfield. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:38:41
        
        are they playoffs this weekend? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:44:59
        
        yup. chumps one is on Monday. Dunno when lges 1 and 2s are. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:49:35
        
        league 2 is saturday (NCFC) - emmaroyds, May 26, 18:57:35
        
        cheers, hopefully the champs final will be good (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:51:35
        
        (guess you could argue Madrid might be better than Man U. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 18:50:29
        
        I can't see beyond Bar?a really, but Manyoo will probly give them a good game (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:54:15
Think it might be time to bring Swann on, SL look very comfortable. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 17:45:15
Ecstatic turtle... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 17:33:09
- Thanks a lot (General Chat) - Kev, May 26, 18:02:13
- also, at least one of them is a tortoise (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:41:46
  - tortoise is just part of the Turtle family TBF (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 26, 17:46:10
    - good point, well made. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:52:37
      - touche (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 17:54:55
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 18:56:02
        
        finally! (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, May 26, 19:59:30
        
        yep, unfortunately that probly went over everyone else's heads (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 21:02:40
- not so ecstatic turtle (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:37:00
Blimey. Fulham (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:32:55
Business Analyst needed in Norwich. (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 17:19:09
- Interested! (General Chat) - CityForLife, May 26, 17:46:28
  - Go for it (General Chat) - dr fanta, May 26, 18:50:42
- Which company? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, May 26, 17:34:16
- The bonus being (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 17:30:33
ex-Ipswich midfielder Liam Trotter (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:11:31
- i like that (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 17:13:59
  - that reminds me (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:23:52
    - only cos we didn't have to! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 17:27:00
- Excellent player kept Wes quiet a fair few times (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 17:12:27
  - 6 feet 2 inches of midfield muscle (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:14:02
    - enough about me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 17:18:13
The Lambert Contract. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 17:03:42
- Id like to hope that if its still only a rolling 12month contract that (NCFC) - CityForLife, May 26, 17:50:03
- We're all assuming it's another 12m rolling one, aren't we? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:09:56
hurrah! It's finally rained in TL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:56:51
- booo (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:57:21
  - this being.... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 17:00:40
    - yes. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:05:03
      - best of luck with that then tricky, fair old hike up to belize (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 17:08:51
        
        good stuff. I prefer my gibnuts cooked if you don't mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:10:24
        
        they'll be proper cooked alright cycling through belize (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 17:11:40
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:12:17
Am I the only one who would love to see the Merkins invade the Cloggies? (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:54:03
- be rather better if the reverse happened i reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 17:12:38
- who? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:56:00
  - Me (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:56:40
Hey, Jungs (und Maedels, obwohl es keine gibt). Was geht hier los? (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 16:53:03
- Wahnsinn - warum schickst du mich in die H?lle ? (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 26, 17:38:16
- Otto ist ein m?dchen (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:59:02
  - *eine* (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 17:18:30
    - Wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - StraightOuttaBacton, May 26, 18:24:30
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:55:06
  - sehr gut (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 26, 16:58:33
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:54:30
Anyone got season review DVD yet (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 16:44:10
- he dies in the end (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 17:06:33
- Don't ruin it for me! (NCFC) - norway, May 26, 16:57:46
Good bounce to the board today - top bants (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 26, 16:44:00
- epic i'd say (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:52:24
- It's always like this when we are about to sign Germans (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:51:14
- I thought that too. Like the old days (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:50:05
  - unusually vibrant for the klose season (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:51:59
    - mucho lollorosso (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 17:19:05
When will there be a press conference, that's what I would like to know. When. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 16:40:24
- With the internet, you dont really need press conferences anymore. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 17:06:06
- when you finally set a date for the stumpigol of the wrath (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 16:51:16
  - lols, I quite like that idea if we could get something rigged up! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 16:55:35
  - You will need to do a long monologue on chocolate cake and London busses too (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 16:52:36
    - Ahh...creamy, creamy old England. Look, a number 7 bus going down Garboldisham Road... (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 26, 16:59:59
    - When I go out to bat, I want "Je t'aime, moi non plus" (NCFC) - APB, May 26, 16:54:48
      - No, I wont be there. Tombs is your man (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 16:55:34
        
        Yeah, wrong place sort of. Right thread though. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 26, 16:57:12
        
        i'm just the ideas bloke (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 16:57:10
        
        He's been invited. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 17:11:25
        
        And some guest appearances from some local celebs (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 17:08:42
        
        Are you coming Smalls? You do cricket. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 17:11:53
        
        I've said yes. yes. Haven't confirmed it on myface yet though (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 17:18:07
        
        POD BBQ too in offings! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 17:15:34
- half eight (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:48:29
  - Tis true. Half eight is the time. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 16:56:34
- Probably be one tonight in The Hague (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 16:40:58
So unless Sir Paul is telling porkies............. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 16:37:49
- Revised list of possible realistic targets......... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 16:51:02
- you should tell him you think he's got this about right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:46:57
  - Well, if he said 2 or 14 players I would say he got it wrong......... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 16:53:16
- I thought you needed 11 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 16:40:21
Lieber Miroslav (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:31:36
- Ich Heisse Superfantastisch (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 26, 16:35:20
  - The German Shaggy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:36:50
Reckon they knew about Mladic far earlier today cos there were suits, police, dignitaries (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:21:51
- that'll be you know who and his entourage heading off to schipol for the hop across to (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:27:38
  - Or maybe it is PL on his way to Munich to pick up Klose (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:29:58
    - with the mysterious gary karsa? who nobody knows what he does (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:32:37
      - Lambo couldn't have done it without him. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:33:54
      - he looks after the operations (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:33:08
        
        what does 'Head of football operations' mean though? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 17:25:53
        
        does he, or does he just direct them? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:37:57
        
        Lambo directs them (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:41:07
- Mladic? Can't be arsed to scroll down, is he any good? Where does he play? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 26, 16:26:11
  - Just transferred from Red Star Belgrade to ADO Den Haag (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:29:18
    - Let's hope he's not another Drazan Muzinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 26, 16:31:24
    - apparently the usa doesn't recognise the iwct when it applies to us citizens (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:31:22
      - Couple of years ago (Clinton era) there was talk of Clinton being indicted because of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:33:18
        
        Hare gew (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:34:45
        
        thats why bin laden got slotted (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:42:25
        
        eggsactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:46:31
Blow me... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:14:40
- Ok... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 17:34:45
- Kerist but she's a roughn to be sure !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:28:18
- Er, no thanks mate. I think you've misread the signals somewhat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 16:17:13
  - Good head. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:27:50
  - To be fair, I think we'd all assumed you wanted to. Jaffingtons (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:26:29
End of the working day getting Klose. Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 16:06:25
- Love how Lambo is playing this down, reminds me of the Hucks Saga. Getting more convinced (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 16:12:17
  - Beckham. Holds it up. Pinpoint pass to unleash Martin storming down the flank. Martin (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:19:56
    - I may have to go off and rub my knees for a bit.. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:21:12
    - what's german for bananas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:20:56
      - Das Plums. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 26, 16:23:44
        
        do you know, i don't think that's right somehow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:25:29
      - bananen (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:22:20
        
        die krowd is gehen bananen!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:23:13
        
        Bewegen Klose. Bewegen Sie Ihren K?rper ganz nah... (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:25:48
        
        Премести Клосе. П (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:28:52
        
        i dont know why it does that? ^ why does it do that? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:29:31
        
        9 (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:32:39
        
        Forum innit. You is in forunland (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:31:53
        
        so it's not specifically the internet then? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:35:20
        
        Fist Wizards might brighten it up a bit though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:42:42
  - will they unveil him versus billericay do you think? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:15:55
    - Yeah reckon that will be his first run out. Lambo will want him in soon though (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 16:18:30
      - today billericay, tomorrow the bernabau!! norwich uber alles! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:20:29
- yes, another day another deutschmark (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:10:30
Times must be hard is the Disco Dale household (Other Football) - Ma1ky5 Head, May 26, 15:59:10
- Possibly the face value of the ticket (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 26, 16:16:57
  - Crazy isn't it? (Other Football) - Ma1ky5 Head, May 26, 16:19:54
Bloody hell, is this another 15 year, multi-million trial about to begin? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 15:50:03
- should've just shot him in the head... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:02:15
  - Along with this c**t: (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 16:34:17
    - act-chew-ally (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:51:44
  - If Tombs stops posting for a day or so you know why........... (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 16:11:19
    - chock full of generallissimos and offsiders here today (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:18:57
- what happened to milosevic? (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:51:32
  - Died ditee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:20:51
  - I don't know, I lost track after he left Villa. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:58:46
    - ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 16:05:46
      - A smiley face at a poor joke which shows a crass disregard for the genocide in Serbia? (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 16:14:18
        
        he's gone native (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 16:49:21
Game on, SL to bat, good Veetle linkage............ (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 15:26:30
according to a leeds fan (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:19:56
- With who. His mum ? Psychiatrist ? Some bloke at the pub ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 15:23:15
  - the norwich of course (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:25:09
fao yanks (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:16:24
Fao Scotlander leaguers (yes you Sone) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 15:15:32
- And Klose can too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Radge Canary, May 26, 15:25:44
  - "He's 32 and used to playing in front of 80,000 people, he's not going to come to Norwich (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 15:32:53
    - I do think Lambo will pull off a couple of genuine 'surprise' and 'wow' signings... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 26, 16:17:42
... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 15:06:58
- You need to upgrade your Adobe Flash Player to watch this video. (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:49:31
Wahey - they caught Mladic. Great. NOW I'm offski. Chizbigizz (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 15:03:39
- "Ere Mladicy!, it's me Gazza!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 16:09:53
Scotch Klose: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 15:02:25
- Superb Smokescreen (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 15:18:16
  - Oh FFS !! (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:18:55
- Now will you people shut the hell up? (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:15:45
  - Oh come on, surely you don't believe that? Obvious what he's doing. Its Hucks all over (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 16:19:51
- he's klosed the door (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:13:13
  - Klose signing Pole-axed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:15:38
Ooh! Ooh! The sun's coming out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 15:01:43
- Spoke too soon. Jeez, that was short-lived. Bollo, I'm off out anyway (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 15:02:17
  - make sure you stay near a toilet, Ned. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:03:09
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Right then - anyone else except Gitty (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:47:12
- It's actually 'in and have itself'. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 14:54:00
  - I spat coffee, you barst (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:54:39
- There was a time (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:50:31
  - That isn't actually showing both, though, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:50:58
    - no, but I like the song. It's by Depeche Mode (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:51:46
      - You fit right in here you know (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:53:02
        
        I like it, very much my humour (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:57:31
1 year ago today we made our 1st player signing of the close season, Elliot Ward. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 14:40:03
- didnt we sign crofts first? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, May 26, 16:01:01
  - i remember us getting crofts few days before playoff final (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:04:30
    - which was 23rd may so must have been (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:05:24
- LOL (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:42:04
  - Nothing to LOL about on that thread (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 15:00:22
    - great thread (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 15:08:53
  - anyway we only got him cos he was free (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:42:53
So, thinking about it (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 14:36:51
- a chunk of that 39m will go on the existing players' higher wages? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:37:44
  - Nope - they just said will go to the transfer kitty and payroll, so would include rises (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:43:00
    - Dropping from ?5.5mil to ?3mil is a massive drop. (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 14:50:38
  - scary, innit? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:40:39
    - CoD is going to be very different. We're used to winning all the time. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 14:48:17
      - Yebbut I expect we'll remember quite quickly (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:49:36
        
        We need to sign a big German defender who's good at Pump (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 14:55:17
        
        Premier Pump! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 15:03:35
        
        Huth ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 15:01:58
        
        Pumpernickle (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 14:56:12
Nicky Maynard is at Dunston Hall with his agent. (NCFC) - CarlsbergCanary, May 26, 14:33:49
- the club had a room booked last night and tonight (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:36:10
  - and why doesn't it mean anything? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:36:51
- is he hungry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 14:35:47
- I don't know much about him BUT he scored a sensational goal (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:35:17
  - paper said 5 million (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:37:23
  - yer tiz (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:36:07
    - Thhis ain't bad, either. (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 14:38:33
    - Bit of a flake though ittee ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:36:47
      - Wrong. Flake is Cabbries. Maynards is Wine Gums. Tsk. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:41:58
speaking of laptops (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:32:20
- no need to bang on about refurbs mate (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:33:02
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:33:31
Nikki Fox's tweet (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 14:21:41
- Who is Nikki fox? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 14:30:40
  - ... (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:32:00
    - Would (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 14:35:02
- Peter Crouch then. He looks starving. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:26:40
- John Hartson was hungry (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 14:25:49
- looks good (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:22:54
  - Snodgrass, Forster, Rob Edwards, nuvver Right Back and David Beckham (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:33:09
    - I don't see a Scando anywhere on your list, cloggster. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:34:17
      - Ah, but that will be Askou's replacement. Son Sonnossonsson (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:34:59
        
        right. Or I guess it might be the nuvver Right Back. Is Helveg still available? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:36:12
        
        Hare (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:39:58
        
        Or there's an experienced winger who might be available (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:51:59
        
        ha! Go gettim Lambo! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:54:06
        
        If Matty J had been Brazilian, he'd have gone by one name. I'd suggest "Shite". (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:54:01
Update (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 14:19:16
- Further update (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:33:37
  - That can't be true. Surely the Highways agency wouldn't create the ticker (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 14:40:49
14:15 start, SL win the toss and will bat first. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 14:16:36
- and then it starts raining again. :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 14:20:19
  - Of course it is - it's England in the cricket season. (Other Sports) - CB41, May 26, 14:22:44
    - No it isn't. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:24:05
  - thunderstorms in Royston (n/m) (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:22:14
    - Vaysey or near Cambridge? I done a work in Royston not long back (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, May 26, 14:23:45
      - I can't say Royston without saying Royston Vasey (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:33:37
      - Nr Cambridge. There's one in Yorkshire as well (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:27:15
        
        Contract Design Engineer at an ink jet printing company. Lived (Other Sports) - CB41, May 26, 14:39:55
        
        Where are you now? I was in Stoke before (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:54:06
        
        Lancashire - tis bootafull as the Nodgers say. Shit loads to do too (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, May 26, 15:03:34
        
        Some nices places in Lancs, some fit women as well (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 15:15:34
        
        that was where you shagged the Harry Redknapp lookalike? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:54:52
        
        very true. She was a proper BOBFOC (n/m) (Other Sports) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:58:52
Jalapeno pepper crisps are the dogs danglies (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:11:35
- Norfolk English Dictionary: jellerpeanose (N)p (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:18:20
  - jellerpeanews (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:30:50
    - that (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:33:36
      - yellerpeanews or hellerpeanews for educated Normals that know that the J isn't a "juh" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 14:39:16
        
        Surely it's 'peanoooze' or 'peanooz' (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, May 26, 14:43:10
  - Norfolk English Dictionary (NED) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:24:24
  - lol, I like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:22:34
- See, here it is again, the gradual insidious takeover of Commonly Found Food Flavourings b (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:16:55
  - Jalapeno Cheesecake - now that sounds like a plan (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:21:06
    - jalapeno soleros (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:22:23
      - I like Chilli vodka too, from Revolutions (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:24:35
  - ^^not aimed specifically at you, Karn^^ (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:18:48
    - Crisps should just be plain, (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 14:21:42
      - vodka? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:34:49
    - lol I know mate, I don't take offence at anything on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 14:21:40
- never mind that. What's your favourite Belizean pizza? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:16:24
What's a nonapple please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:02:08
- An Orange? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 26, 14:05:24
- or is it Tombsish for 'and an apple'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:02:22
  - i refer the right honourable ned to the reply i gave earlier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:04:09
    - Thank You, and I See. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:07:31
      - i had a solero last week (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:10:15
        
        Soleros are absolutely yumtastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:14:12
        
        see what you missed out on ned? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:19:44
        
        Love is a many splendid thing and food run a close second. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:17:56
        
        many *splendoured* thing (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:25:15
        
        tell it to mosquitorose (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:27:08
waccoe seethe about snodgrass link (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:00:03
- I get embarassed that other teams fans often link the pinkun (Other Football) - luisgarcia, May 26, 14:20:55
  - luisgarcia (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 26, 14:31:49
  - haha yeah nearly all links of us are the pinkun (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:26:08
  - Pinkun, Club Cabbage, Canary Call. (Other Football) - lurd, May 26, 14:22:26
    - the city stand and river end (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 14:26:24
- I like Snodgrass. Good player, excellent name. SNOD, comma, GRASS. (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:01:12
  - That's because you're a ned. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:01:54
    - snedgrass (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 26, 14:02:24
      - I may be a Ned. I'd need to define Delinquent though. (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:03:49
        
        Sugned The Ned (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:04:37
How could I take my walkabouts and run through the jungle naked if I have to worry about a (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 13:59:33
- No idea. But bananas, coconut, fish, gibnet, etc. still free for we ahhhhh ha ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:01:27
Afternoon Gitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:54:51
- Hello my good man (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:56:48
I don't seem to be able to stop pooing (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:52:55
- Kingsize Ned (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 14:03:28
- nedward (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:03:07
- Ned of the Dump (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 14:00:41
- notd (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:59:21
- Gret ol ned (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:58:54
- What a ned. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:56:59
- You ned (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:56:00
  - Oops sausage fingers. Though you probably ARE a Ned (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:56:33
    - so anyway, seeing as you're in, what I thought we could do (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:59:27
      - You should have paid more attention at school, Suggs (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:02:57
        
        Why would he put his hand in the library? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 14:04:36
        
        ...........book? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:05:13
        
        Reckut? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 14:06:32
        
        I see the correct procedure is being followed. Do continue..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:04:26
        
        OG's just jealous. He had to make do with putting his hand up Oliver's shorts (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:05:39
        
        Ah yes, the old "private education = homosexuality" meme (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:11:19
        
        stop bickering, patronise me a bit more, and then finally answer the Q, please (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:13:30
        
        ...........waiting......... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:22:06
        
        I'm sorry, I've moved on (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:26:25
        
        Was that intended to wrong-foot me? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:29:28
        
        Like I said (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:32:55
        
        OH FFFFFFS (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:38:55
        
        I believe they did it in plain view. THAT sort of school, see? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:08:10
        
        Yup. Nothing wrong with public fiddling of Oliver (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:12:48
        
        moab was his washpot (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:11:20
        
        poor old moab (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:13:22
        
        It was in the history master's study. Usually at tea, around 4pm on a Friday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 14:07:42
        
        After hot buttered crumpets with Wrigglesworth (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 14:11:07
        
        Wrigglesworth's hot buttered crumpets were a sight to behold when you spread them open (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:11:57
        
        did sir give you some muffin in his study after games? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:13:39
        
        No, but he shoved his cock down my throat a few times (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 14:15:19
- Eat a box of cereal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:53:37
Generally speaking I don't read Allison Pearson (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:35:20
- Is that thing on the right, real? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:37:08
  - Do you mean "Grammar schools are the only hope for our failing education system"? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:42:46
    - yuove spelled grammer wrong mate (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:45:46
    - no I mean the thing next to Arnie (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:44:44
      - I was wondering that, WTF's happened to her face! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:48:25
        
        Facelifts and botox to try to make sure Arnie didn't stray (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:51:55
        
        Arnie seems to use the same make up as Berlusconi (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:51:40
        
        he looks startled (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:53:29
        
        and isn't thinking of leaving straight away (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:53:54
        
        pants is on fire this lunchtime (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:57:13
pizza with meat of indeterminable origin, shwepps tonic water, nonapple (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:34:37
- what's a nonapple? A pear? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:55:32
  - no you ned, it's the anti-napple (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:01:52
- any pineapple? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:35:08
  - no, long rectangular slices of bright pink dead animal and round leathery slices of smoked (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:39:36
    - Flag of which country? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:45:35
      - Belize (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:47:35
        
        doubt they do peetsers in belize malky (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:48:50
        
        that's so wrong. here's a whole thread on belizean pizzerage. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:50:48
        
        mellowman looks well mellow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:52:52
        
        you're not wrong, Colonel Blanders (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:55:56
        
        we should do the stumpigol over there, pile in the b pan after (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:58:24
        
        here's the badger (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:59:56
        
        that looks the bizzo. bet there's women on it with chickens in crates and tractor tyres (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:08:27
        
        The Early History section of Belize's Wikipedia page starts "noone gives a cows bollocks". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 14:13:45
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:14:46
        
        Gone now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 14:20:40
        
        I think it was probably Malkybarkid wot done it originally (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 14:25:48
        
        Gay. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 14:22:59
        
        It's a slogan on Guinness adverts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:48:05
      - albania (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:47:30
        
        Nick the Greek is from there. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:47:57
        
        is he weird with a big long head? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:51:09
        
        He's short, stocky with a Yarmouth girlfriend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:58:20
        
        well, weird then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 14:12:15
    - I put salad cream on garlic bread with cheese (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:40:53
      - nurse! open the cabinet before old git read this ^^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:44:12
      - Good combo. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 13:42:53
Auto-Phil. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:28:25
- manuelle-phil. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:35:23
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:32:32
  - Cobblers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:43:05
    - Don't the idle bitches work or do they go on to work in their pyjamas? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:43:31
      - Evangelicals and Catholics together. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:43:59
        
        FFS !!!, this world!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:46:34
        
        g (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:53:49
        
        Good answers, ta. I'm still seething though. UTTER bastards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:54:12
        
        He actually apologised. I like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 13:54:25
        
        I had a Dragon 32. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:56:19
        
        Jawohl (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:57:39
  - Cracking jugs (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:43:01
    - Damn, beaten to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:43:21
      - Err, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:44:08
        
        FFS!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 13:44:38
  - Matthew AutoBahns-(to get)Homer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:34:40
    - ???? BOARD VIOLATION ???? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:36:25
      - Unless I missed it you've just followed up your board violation accusation with one of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:46:36
        
        you missed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:46:57
        
        Did an'all. Apols. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:49:40
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 13:35:15
      - The Luton striker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:37:47
Escarpment, (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:23:14
- Very strange when you fly over them and the ground disappears (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, May 26, 13:49:51
- it's also an anagram (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:27:36
  - enact sperm? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, May 26, 13:39:26
  - One of my ex dogs had a lampshade once - he kept walking into door frames. (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:30:24
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:27:23
Picts. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:22:06
- Celts (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 13:26:05
- Do what Miroslav? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:23:01
- Saxons every time for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:22:53
  - No evidence of a Saxon invasion by force (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, May 26, 13:45:30
  - Jutes (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 26, 13:38:44
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:34:57
  - wheels of steel (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:28:16
  - A Pro Bavarian (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 13:27:17
    - Geil! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:27:49
      - Filthy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 14:10:41
  - You and your germanic bent. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:26:20
  - A Pathetic Breed (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:26:13
    - haha good work, you've been revising the wroth wiki thing I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 26, 16:02:22
Mmmmmmmmm. Wasabi. Try snorting it, it's tops. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:21:35
- You can get Wasabi Peanuts in Asdas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 13:25:34
  - is there a cure? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:30:02
  - You have to wade through all the scum though (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:27:43
  - Nice. Dried peas and wasabi is good as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:26:42
See now you can imagine my Owen might feel a bit peeved: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:19:58
- no beckham either (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 13:21:43
  - Isn't someone having a party that night? (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 13:25:19
  - But that is quite understandable, as legendary as the bloke is (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:24:32
    - hopefully he'll still be in the dressing room (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 13:26:07
- I haven't seen Owen whinging about not getting in the United squad. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 26, 13:21:12
  - Depends what you mean. That article he did had him talking normally about his (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:23:54
  - i thought he does get in (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 13:22:05
- No, he's a c**T (Ccarroll that is) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 26, 13:21:10
- *why* not my... (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:20:17
Oh, btw (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:18:52
- Lynn Beebies (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:19:24
  - lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:20:19
    - Strict wotb protocol. DO NOT under ANY circumstances (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:21:47
when does the transfer window klose? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 13:18:34
- You woofter (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:20:14
  - ok i think tar (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 13:25:59
Klose comments on next club (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 13:10:28
Klose would be a terrible signing and is not coming so get it into your stupid heads (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:07:31
- Course it is, all over the net, even in the mail. No Smoke without fire. He's coming. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 13:10:07
  - No. (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:12:24
- We know. Even Brom. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:09:07
  - No, it appears some people don't know. They are imbeciles and need to be told. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:11:16
    - Just you wait. He'll sign by the end of next week. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 13:12:20
      - See what I mean? Imbeciles. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:14:29
        
        Look you wind your.... Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 13:15:34
        
        haha. Possibly PotD, right there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:32:20
        
        Yes, it is brilliant. Original too. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:42:46
        
        ooops. Sorry Jaffers. It was rubbish. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 13:45:57
        
        GBT (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:20:17
        
        Giant Bonsai Tree (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:26:18
        
        NNT (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 13:24:56
        
        Not an MSI Wind though, an Asus (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:17:35
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:16:25
- De Las Cuevas (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:08:47
  - Viva De Las Cuevas, viva De Las Cuevas. Who is he? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 13:10:16
    - Affordable (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:14:00
      - and recently (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:14:23
        
        how weird (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:15:12
    - A footballer, apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:11:12
Klose bollocks: how it started: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:06:41
- I started on about Germans long before then... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 13:16:01
  - Not this particular Polish German... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:16:54
As far as I'm concerned, no Scandos = no Norwich. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 26, 13:04:29
- and De Las Cuevas (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 13:06:57
  - I like (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:10:36
- Bert Troutman, we should sign Bert Troutman. (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:06:51
  - Must you carp on about that ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:10:30
- i'm holding out for a bentley (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 13:06:08
I'm so posh I'm having Waitrose sushi. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:02:29
- Boothses - (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:04:41
  - Here you go... (from vvvvv) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:06:17
    - FFS !!!, this world!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 13:08:23
- I'm so posh, this year I've started (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:03:12
  - Saves you having to gather it up and play Harlem Globetrotters, I spose. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 13:05:39
been of out up the chippy, and brought myself Sausage and chips (General Chat) - kenny powers, May 26, 12:55:14
- was that from Gavin's chippy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 12:57:07
  - no (General Chat) - kenny powers, May 26, 12:58:57
    - ^^^ always gets a special portion^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 13:01:57
This Klose stuff. That started here didn't? Someone somewhere has seen (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 12:50:22
- Moooooooooove Klose, move your body real close untiiiiiiillll... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 12:54:25
  - As great as that song is shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:57:51
    - You love that song... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 12:59:42
      - Ah but you are so wrong Dandydoos, I like life and am right proper chilled. (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:02:00
- i think this place just wanted germans (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:51:43
  - I posted a link of out of contract players in Germany. Klose was top of the list. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 13:01:21
    - With no respect at all I've been asking for Germans for ages now... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 13:02:43
  - Scandos. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 12:55:43
    - Dagos or Eyties for me. Poss the odd Brazilian. (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:59:28
      - You love Italians (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:00:30
        
        Nice tight butts (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:03:02
        
        Don't they have pigeons in Italy? When we went to Engerlund v Ukraine at Wembleys we saw a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:05:00
        
        Did Ukraine (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:09:40
        
        a bit. We were near the front at one end. Weird atmosphere. Tumbly got his norks out on (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:13:35
        
        yes, fucking luds of 'em in Venice (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 13:07:52
        
        We looked at Venice for possible hollibobs - but chose Boston instead.. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:10:16
        
        If you is interested in history, do the Boston Trail, it's right good. (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:12:46
        
        It's a hairy thing I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 13:05:31
    - We should sign some picts. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 12:58:58
    - scandis (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:57:55
    - Scandos are yesterday's news baby (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 12:57:54
      - He loves Joey fucking Barton FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 13:00:03
  - Why did they all want Germans? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:52:32
    - lambert managed in germany (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:53:54
      - Did he? Knew he played there. I'm with you though, can't see the connection (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:55:15
        
        did his management badges in germany (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:56:25
        
        Ah yeah, so he did, he did (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:00:05
      - Neither do we. Anyway I want a Scando first. We MUST have a scando (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 12:55:01
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 12:57:00
        
        I think the German element that is on its way to us will spunk the EPL EPL EPL EPL... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 12:56:01
    - It's an internet meme. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 26, 12:53:25
      - I don't know what that is (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:55:40
- Thing is, he's shit, inte? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:51:11
  - (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 12:53:05
    - Well yes, I know. Surely none of the ridiculous, over the top, pointless speculation is (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:56:48
WOTB cricket match. A hundred Yes's from me. I'll be awful though. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 12:49:03
- I'm rubbish - I'll do the cucumber sangwidges (with the crusts cut off) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 12:57:37
  - "guard" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 13:08:42
    - you knows it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 13:14:28
- I am going to score a hundred. (n/m) (General Chat) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 26, 12:53:10
- a clikkit of the barclay match? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 12:51:38
  - Dr Dubs is organizing it, mainly through the facebook website (General Chat) - kenny powers, May 26, 12:56:50
  - You'll have to join... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 12:56:24
    - i joined that once before..... cripes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 26, 13:15:28
- you can field behind the bowler (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, May 26, 12:51:11
  - Oh no, I'll have a bowl, see if I can still tweak it. Send down 4 wides, (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 12:52:40
Is Bradley Johnson short?.. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 12:43:03
- I dun't want him. Thug, doesn't appear to be a 'fit' at all. Unless he is, which I would (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 12:51:21
  - Tierney, Wilbo, Martin, Holt. (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 12:59:31
    - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 13:00:50
- Doubt it, shink he was pretty well paid at Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 12:46:37
Never owned an Asus (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 12:23:44
- Mrs. In Holland has got an Asus. I love uploading to it, with my hard drive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:32:00
  - I caught a virus from uploading to your wife's asus. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 12:40:50
  - Loads of fun to be had by plugging in my joystick (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:32:27
    - My external hard is plug and play. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 12:48:48
- Currently own an Asus (General Chat) - Brom, May 26, 12:29:17
- What about an anus. Have you ever taken up one of those? (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 12:25:32
  - OMG !!! - officer... (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 26, 12:47:56
Latest bullshit on Klose (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:11:37
- perhaps meaningful that they show Ronaldo in a Nodge shirt though (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 12:13:00
She was logged in. Thanks whoever it is (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 12:06:03
- Quality (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 26, 12:14:45
refurb XI (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:57:48
- Wallpaper Bouba Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, May 26, 18:28:47
- james mug perch asus (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:17:12
  - I've seen some shit XI entries in my time, but that is horrendous. You're going to have to (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 12:21:24
    - i thought it was genius (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:23:32
      - Yes, it is brilliant. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 12:24:17
        
        hooray! (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:24:55
  - Fail. The Asus wasn't refurb. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:19:43
    - i had no idea sorry (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:21:25
- Derelict Dougan (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, May 26, 12:15:52
- Craig Damage (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:13:13
- Alan Second handson (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:12:10
- Andy CaTroll (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 12:11:52
  - worse than rubbish tbf (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:14:16
    - yes. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 12:26:07
      - paull trollope (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:27:00
- Manager - Ronseal Saunders (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, May 26, 12:09:08
- Chris Llewelyn-Bowen (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, May 26, 12:08:16
- Matty Paternbook (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 26, 12:07:28
- amir tacky (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:05:40
- John Pants'll recommend it. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 12:05:12
  - ROLF (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 12:05:26
- Spruce Rioch (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, May 26, 12:04:55
- Manager - Alan Refurbishley (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:59:34
- Youssef Cheapo (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:58:53
  - dino ripoff (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:59:41
Keys and Gray on the radio: even more eye-gougingly awful than they were on TV (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 11:52:00
- Keys and Gray on the radio in association with Wickes (General Chat) - mr chimp, May 26, 12:06:40
- TalkSport what do u expect? (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 26, 12:00:00
Toasted Sausage sarnie with melted cheese, mayo and reggaereggae tommy sauce (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 26, 11:50:54
- True even (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 12:25:37
- ture (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 12:25:15
Just started my new job but its REALLY WIERD!!! (General Chat) - Sarah off Production, May 26, 11:43:09
- I could do with a "toilet brake" would be very helpful (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 26, 12:42:52
- Ha. Morning OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:45:51
  - Good effort if it is OG - has to work hard to forget how to spell and punctuate ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:46:58
Excellent, been trying to get rid of this chap at work for years, he's just resigned.. (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 26, 11:21:10
- That's certainly not me (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 26, 11:35:43
- I think thats me your talking about! (General Chat) - brianguthrysluvchild, May 26, 11:32:49
- I have no idea what you're on about??? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 26, 11:23:49
  - It was the one where a wrather said he was on the train, and a window in a house (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 11:44:19
    - Nothing wrong with that, as long as the train wasn't refurbised, natch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:50:10
      - I'm done with you for today asushole (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 11:56:32
        
        Don't be sticking your emoticon tongue up my asushole (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:57:53
      - ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:51:19
- dig that one up about the train going past a womens window whilst she was in the bathroom (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 11:22:34
Johnson to us - OFFICIAL (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 26, 11:18:40
- Hope not, never liked him! (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, May 26, 11:45:05
- Hope not, poorer version of Surman who survives by popping them in from 25 yards a couple (NCFC) - bgc, May 26, 11:36:00
  - we'll need decent cover next season tho (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:38:35
- My Leeds supporting mate says he's crap (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 26, 11:31:16
- I've read that twice and still haven't seen us mentioned (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:20:49
  - seen 4 prem clubs mentioned today and we weren't one of them (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:23:22
  - further..... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:22:55
    - yes those are the 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:23:33
- Any good? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 11:19:52
  - Depends who you ask (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:20:32
    - what's the WACCOE take? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:30:41
      - some sorry to see him go (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:34:12
This isn't right is it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 11:17:00
- sex involved (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:41:51
Wrath Cricket day update. The marvelous people at PoD are happy to do us a BBQ! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 10:58:20
- I'll be up for the Cwicket (depending on date)... (General Chat) - Brom, May 26, 11:03:16
  - Fear not Brom, tis going to be a proper Pub game! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 11:04:13
I've just resigned from my job and I feel good! (General Chat) - conker, May 26, 10:51:12
- I'm currently working my notice period (General Chat) - Ben, May 26, 13:05:01
- What's the new job? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 11:09:46
  - Official TV viewer. Today I am watching rain on the TV instead of cricket (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 26, 11:10:53
    - Tis very annoying Conker, pitch inspection now happening. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 26, 11:21:54
    - Signing on? (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 11:18:06
      - Ha, no I am not - that requires effort (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 26, 11:19:48
        
        a year on the sick? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:25:21
- Good boss? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 10:55:06
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 26, 11:03:33
Oh bugger off rain, I have the day off to watch the first day of the test. :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 26, 10:48:01
Who (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, May 26, 10:47:07
- only Aluko I've heard of is the female player (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 10:50:30
- Sone Aluko (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 10:48:55
Christian of the day... (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 10:45:44
Someone was asking about a laptop the other day. Is this a good deal? (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 10:24:13
- prefer this one as its a newer i3 processor (Other Football) - doncoop, May 26, 11:59:49
- Asus make pretty good laptops (Other Football) - scruffy, May 26, 11:43:07
  - ahhhh, that's what set stevey boy off. Cos it's an Asus, ha ha (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:50:32
    - How do you do that? Amazing skills. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 11:55:27
      - dunno, obsessive memory? (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:57:36
        
        Do you remember the date and then do a find of the word? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 12:01:32
        
        I don't want to give the secret away (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 12:08:49
        
        Hairy muff. (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 12:23:27
- Not bad at all. Especially if the 12hr battery life is genuine. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 10:49:46
  - (if it is new - as I said stay away from refurbished computers, although (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 10:50:34
    - cheers for the pointers (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:01:16
      - I've got horror stories about refurbed ones as well (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 11:05:26
        
        crikey (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:15:08
        
        not really sure why refurbed stuff has made it's way into this (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:06:45
        
        I'd like to refer the honourable Karnivore to paragraph 4 of the outdated wiki wotb site (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:08:45
        
        I'm a WOTB Big Boy by the way - in more ways than one (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 26, 11:34:41
        
        lols, is that real? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, May 26, 11:33:27
        
        yes. Clearly needs updating though, if anyone wants to volunteer. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 11:34:28
        
        lol - ta ;-) (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 11:09:40
        
        There's a few long term niggles on here Karnivore (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:15:31
        
        ah, same as on ours as well..... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 11:20:37
        
        Don't get me wrong Karnivore (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:54:52
        
        excellent, you sound just like me (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 12:06:50
        
        mines more (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 12:07:52
        
        I like that too (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 12:14:11
        
        What you need to know, is like today, it will happen again (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 12:58:50
        
        lol I love this place (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:28:58
        
        Been some great ones down the years (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 13:36:09
        
        lol just seen it (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 13:43:22
        
        Yes I thought that about him trolling one off. (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 11:08:06
        
        except of course that sih comments every time I even hint at recommending something (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:13:43
        
        I read it as he was warning people off of refurbed stuff as a nice thing to do. (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 11:22:44
        
        oh ok, must have been scc's genuine feelings too. Sorry everyone (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:25:04
        
        That's the spirit. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 26, 11:38:15
        
        check the linky above (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:51:05
        
        Kin ell. Go to the shop then come back to this blub ! I only ever comment on your bargain (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:22:31
        
        So why did you question whether this one was refurbed? (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:23:43
        
        oh well, until next time hey (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:41:57
        
        Cos he's a mong, like all of you. Except me. (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB_Big_Boy, May 26, 11:29:07
        
        i was going to ask the same question after seeint that deal this morning (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 11:16:08
      - 2nd implied remark that ibood is a refurb site. I hope they don't read this (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 11:01:58
        
        It does both, just like Woot. But when it is refurb it is clearly stated. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 11:23:13
    - Not sure why you've brought up the refurb guff tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 26, 10:56:46
Gunny's house is still for sale... (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 09:54:01
- picture 10's nice, bit of a waste of a room though (NCFC) - Karnivore, May 26, 11:17:13
- nice - are you on commision? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 10:27:55
- Colonel Lambert can buy that with one week's wage. (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 26, 10:10:43
- Is that a telly on the wall of the conservatory on pic 4? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 10:09:34
  - No, it's a piece of art/blackboard depending on your viewpoint. Did you see my mead tweets (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 10:13:29
    - I did see them. I was safely tucked up in bed when you twatted them, but I saw them this (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 10:24:12
      - There was a man the with amazing hair & beard combo who was drinking mead out of a big (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 10:31:55
    - i thought it might be his tactics blackboard (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 10:22:21
      - It must be brand new if it is (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 10:37:42
        
        and completely blank (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 26, 11:37:23
        
        BooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooM ! (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 10:39:25
      - I did! Mead though, don't do it kids. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 10:23:02
        
        did you use an authentic recipe.... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 10:31:53
I noticed that the Indy article says (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, May 26, 09:53:35
- foulger said it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:56:17
have The Norwich got any players in the England u17's squad at the moment? (n/m) (NCFC) - kenny powers, May 26, 09:47:44
- i've looked up the answer and its a no, no Norwich players (NCFC) - kenny powers, May 26, 12:50:43
- Is Angus Gunn in U17s or U16s? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 09:51:27
  - Angus Gunn is no longer ours. He's moved oop norf with mum & dad (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, May 26, 10:35:13
Playfest organiser on Future Radio at 9.30am for anyone going/interested. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 26, 09:20:53
- I am listening... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 09:34:32
  - I've seen the epaulettes now. Given the amount of aghast pearl-clutching on here I was ex (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 09:39:41
    - You're just trying to distract from your love of Joey Barton... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 09:41:00
Swansea are the British Barcelona apparently (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 09:12:45
- Mate of mine is so convinced they're a non starter as a club (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 09:51:30
  - Arsenal or Barca? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 10:27:03
    - agree, Swansea have been brilliant. Their one major failing was beating us (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 10:31:29
      - yes (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 10:32:33
- wow. That is quite impressive. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:16:09
  - Yes, although it does read rather USA Canary (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 09:19:07
    - Doesn't in the slightest. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 09:25:47
This is a nice report in the Indy of PLs new contract. (NCFC) - trustsec, May 26, 09:09:09
- JVW is another journo city fan so it should of been (NCFC) - nixon, May 26, 10:19:41
- "Veteran striker Miroslav Klose is another said to be on Lambert's radar".. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 09:46:27
- "So Miroslav-Valencia, Milan Or Norwich? You Choose" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 26, 09:19:00
Fuck roight orf Bullard (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 26, 09:06:41
- I'd be alright with maggie thatcher playing for us (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 09:49:04
- Pastry knees. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 09:08:49
  - I used to love the smell of Playdoh a lot. Tasted rubbish. Plasticine was another good one (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 26, 09:18:30
    - I love the smell of playdoh in the morning? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 09:52:05
    - I objected to Playdoh as a child because dough is not spelled "doh". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 09:44:20
      - Arkanoid; Revenge of Doh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 09:52:35
    - ^^taking some to play-fest (n/m) (NCFC) - kenny powers, May 26, 09:39:16
"People want choice" do they? I just want to go to my nearest hospital and get treated. (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 08:37:25
- "Choice" is Politic speak for Privatisation (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, May 26, 09:00:43
  - Yeah, but a few people will have made a veritable shitload of cash. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 09:08:18
    - Of course! (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, May 26, 09:33:37
This ones good an all. (NCFC) - megson, May 26, 08:20:24
- don't really remember the cross (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 08:25:01
  - Pass of the season (NCFC) - holtamania, May 26, 17:13:25
the smudge bloke on twitter (Betting) - SCC 28, May 26, 08:18:32
- Have I missed something? (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:10:16
  - lol meant west ham (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:11:25
- he was the in the know qpr journo (Betting) - SCC 28, May 26, 08:19:33
Sone Aluko (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 08:04:11
- Used to be at Villa. Central/left sided attacking midfielder (NCFC) - CityForLife, May 26, 09:23:23
- As an Norwich supportter living in Aberdeen I can tell you..... (NCFC) - Metabolic, May 26, 09:03:53
  - haha (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:12:46
Where the hell is the new kit news??? (NCFC) - conker, May 26, 07:53:12
linked with bullard and vaughan in the mirror today (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 07:48:44
Who is the twat (NCFC) - bullsch, May 26, 07:45:09
- Er, Mick Dennis, Norwich fan (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 26, 10:25:59
- tbf they never really looked like being caught (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 07:47:54
  - they didn't, but at a canter? (n/m) (NCFC) - bullsch, May 26, 07:55:08
    - well it was always a race for 2nd (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 07:56:37
morning wrathers....... this is kinda heartwarming to wake up to (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 26, 04:35:32
- What a lovely story. Top guy (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 26, 08:20:49
- That's brilliant, especially the comment from his grand daughter. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 26, 08:03:43
- Impressive (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, May 26, 07:48:20
- Great story (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, May 26, 06:25:19