This isn't right is it?

Right, so I've just been for a s**t. Sorry, but this is where the story starts.

Textbook stuff, couple of levels of Angry Birds, you know the drill.

So while I'm sat there, I hear the phone of the geezer in the next cubicle go off. He mutters "Fucks sake ..." sotto voce and the ringing stops. I assume he declined the call.

But about 20 seconds later I hear this:

"Hi. Yeah, hang on. Yeah, yeah, I know. Just hang on. Yeah. Just Hang On."

Rustle of clothing, cubicle door unlocks, footsteps over to main lavatory door from now vacant cubicle, main lavatory door opens.

Womans voice (neutral conversational tone - but I missed the start of what she was saying) : " ... it's the only way."

Blokey replies "Yes. Thanks for this." Pleasant conversational tone, again.

Lavatory door closes, footsteps back over to cubicle. Cubicle door unlocks, footsteps, locks again, rustle of clothing, sound of envelope being opened.

Normal people don't do that do they? Interrupt a s**t in order to get the post handed to you? No.

No.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on May 26th 2011 at 11:17:00

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