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top 50 goals against Man Utd on sky3 (NCFC) - Klobo04, Dec 19, 22:32:08
- Leon McKenzie's from the Prem season? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:33:30
Charlton (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:06:43
- Can't see Reed lasting too long... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 08:17:29
- serves em right for sacking Dowie so quickly (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:13:31
  - and buying Darren Ambrose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 10:26:21
  - Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:15:55
    - Charlton are now following the Norwich model (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:17:32
      - and norwich are following the forest/wednesday model... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 20, 00:51:45
      - Charlton will hopefully offer ?500k for Hughes in the Summer (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:19:45
        
        even they're not that fucking stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:23:09
        
        They might be if Worthington is brought in to replace Reed (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:23:41
        
        even there not that fucking stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:22:57
- Bald cunt? (n/m) (NCFC) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 22:08:04
walked past HMV tonight, so sad when an innocent person dies whilst doing thier job (NCFC) - Diss Canary, Dec 19, 21:43:15
- I'm sure the five Ipswich prossies feel like that too nm (NCFC) - Chunter, Dec 19, 23:30:42
  - nm (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 10:31:11
- agreed my staff get assaulted regularly I dread the day that one goes this far (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 21:58:16
  - Who do you work for? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:03:27
    - London Underground...evening RR (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:06:09
      - Evening DF (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:07:05
        
        you home for Xmas yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:08:26
        
        Came home on Friday (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:11:45
        
        No just the home games...you going to either (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:14:12
        
        If it's QPR or Southend at home (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:19:01
- very sad, do you take an interest in Diss F C I use to come across to watch them regularly (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 21:51:17
  - Sarted watching Diss during the Chase years (NCFC) - Diss Canary, Dec 20, 08:54:54
Eastwood (NCFC) - bringbacktheglory, Dec 19, 21:42:25
- He Won't Be Coming Here... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 19, 21:59:57
  - even clint easton wouldnt come here (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:02:56
- my dad keeps in contact with Tilson weekly due to his job and family connection and there (NCFC) - ingi, Dec 19, 21:56:47
  - Not convinced that Eastwood is that wonderful (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 20, 02:37:56
Worse Prem manager than Les Reed?? Can anyone think of one? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bonjour, Dec 19, 21:42:20
- Nigel Worthington (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 19, 22:07:35
- The bloke that just (Other Football) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 22:07:14
- megson (n/m) (Other Football) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 22:03:47
ye gods...slim pickings on the streets of norwich (General Chat) - dear prudence, Dec 19, 21:08:48
- boyoyoiyoiyoiyoing!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 10:33:48
- she used to hang around the station years ago (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 20, 00:49:27
- Phwoarr (General Chat) - Chunter, Dec 19, 23:33:00
Ever tried Magners? (General Chat) - Chunter, Dec 19, 20:06:46
- Is that the horse bloke who fell out woth Fergie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Dec 20, 10:06:49
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 10:31:45
- Banhams is often Pink!! Mmmmm banhams... (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 19, 20:21:15
- dunno (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 20:18:01
Is Ben a grand richer or have Angry C*nt & T07 (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Dec 19, 19:57:15
- don't know, but I tried my best to defuse the sit-u-ayshun (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 00:17:16
Chris Moyles 1 Norwich 0 (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 19:35:32
- Fat Northerner in talking bollocks shocker... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 20:05:53
Stress......what stress! (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Dec 19, 17:55:47
- .... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 19:57:45
the fa and disciplinary inconsistancies (Other Football) - King, Dec 19, 17:14:24
- The FA are useless at everything (Other Football) - inutero, Dec 19, 20:16:57
  - The premiership is already boring- (Other Football) - phrankin, Dec 19, 20:20:38
    - Chelsea Arsenal a couple of weeks ago... (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:13:13
- The thing is, they couldn't 100% prove Thatcher meant that tackle, and I think Mendes's (Other Football) - pants, Dec 19, 17:19:19
  - i was going to say (Other Football) - King, Dec 19, 17:22:05
    - What got me about mendes, is he's no angel on a pitch either (Other Football) - pants, Dec 19, 17:24:49
      - 2 extremes in football (Other Football) - pants, Dec 19, 17:27:48
        
        what a dive that is...... shocking (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Dec 19, 20:07:58
        
        i agree (Other Football) - King, Dec 19, 17:38:48
        
        especially when it is cheating like this (Other Football) - phrankin, Dec 19, 20:17:54
Look at Tuds' sandals - brill! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:08:10
- Who's the beardy wierdy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:22:05
  - loj - there is chum in that beard (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:38:31
    - Is there not an albino stoat that also resides in his bush? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:41:30
      - Nope - but Tuds does like to ferret about in there, a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:45:01
      - Phwoar - really? Any pix? (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 19, 17:42:08
  - Well, now you're a Guardian employee (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 17:27:08
    - Typical... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:36:44
      - Is Ben a grand richer or have Angry C*nt & T07 (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Dec 19, 19:54:21
      - You have a beard on your left nipple? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 17:38:53
        
        and right big toe too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:40:27
FAO: shoddy. Stephen Wright? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:03:37
- Did he use to work in Fakenham? cause I think I know him as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 18:19:40
- he had a dream once that he woke up and everything in his house had been replaced by an (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:16:05
  - Yes and I fizzle out under a motorway bridge too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:17:44
- ...in the afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 17:14:01
  - I believe it was 5am actally. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:22:26
FAO: Old Git and others (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:49:25
- That's what I call a stiffy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:50:19
  - I particularly liked "Necrophilia for Dummies" (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:51:53
    - You are rather strange though (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 17:00:11
      - Me - strange? JUst give me a shout Rach! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:03:31
        
        And you'll come flouncing over from Bruges, cupping a mouse's mary (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 17:05:32
        
        Our quiz team on Sunday was called 'Graham' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:08:52
        
        Talking of whom ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 17:17:59
        
        Nope - send again. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:19:30
        
        Done (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 17:25:41
        
        Replied me old muckstain. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:39:12
        
        Cheers (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 17:43:42
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:07:30
        
        More than likely - but in a nice way (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:06:22
        
        It has to be when you have a mouse's mary cupped! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:07:54
        
        I would like it on record that I have never actually cupped a mouse's mary - I did tickle (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:11:37
        
        Itchy mole? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:14:56
        
        It wasn't itchy, just a bit flat with toothmarks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:16:45
        
        So slightly raised with occasional indentations? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:26:40
        
        Yes and, yes I should have. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 17:39:34
6music rather good (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:43:12
- well found (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:54:58
Smack my Pony (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:32:55
- Surely "Smack my bitch up"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:44:33
  - I sincerely hope not! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:45:30
- I bet you say that to all the boys (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 19, 16:40:29
  - *drumbeat* na na na na na naaaaaaaaa, na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaa (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:52:19
- ... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:37:45
  - Very good! The last one had obviously just split up with Fierce Panda (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:49:27
    - stoopish (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:54:14
      - Is he the cat or the girl?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:59:38
        
        him and his cat (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:06:54
    - *sound of FP's head exploding* (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:50:29
  - cheeky bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:45:17
- kitty at the end? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:34:04
Come on, then. Who's ?3m better off today? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:20:04
- Could be nearly anyone, if this is correct ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 16:34:54
  - Ah, wait, it's Wayne Rooney (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 16:35:43
    - Woman not old enough for Rooney is she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 16:37:22
- Spoke of 'turmoil' must be a Pink 'Un writer? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 19, 16:28:50
- you should see his wife (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:24:49
  - matchmaking? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:25:35
- Stephen Tame (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 16:22:16
  - Yes yes but what's his username on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:23:12
    - Glenda Funbags (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 16:42:37
TalkSPORT's Mike Dickin has died. (General Chat) - songwriter81, Dec 19, 16:13:35
- It was (General Chat) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 18:17:44
- Shame, he was one of the more bearable presenters on there (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 16:30:02
- Did he fall asleep at the wheel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:14:19
  - no no no no no (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:14:48
    - Ouchy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 16:32:37
What's the difference between me and Mr Kipling? (General Chat) - The Suffolkator, Dec 19, 16:12:09
- You're not old but your jokes are? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:14:07
Gorgeous sunset here (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:04:11
- amazing out here at Sparham (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 19, 18:23:53
- here... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:10:19
  - Same sky here overlooking Carrow Road (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 16:16:46
- foggy here, can't see a thing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:07:09
- It is lovely isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:05:08
  - Asparagus hearts attack (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:05:41
    - I used to work picking asparagus............ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:07:54
      - Delicious, but hey make my wee smell funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 17:27:32
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:06:02
      - eh? Nice mist. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:07:20
- Can see fuck all through the fog here (n/m) (General Chat) - Fleggster, Dec 19, 16:04:53
Leona is our Whitney or Mariah, wht do people buy into pre-fabricated, plastic shit (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 15:59:09
- The live shows should be themed round bands like M?t?rhead, Dead Kennedys or Napalm Death (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:13:35
  - It's a holiday in Cambodia would be a great track to sing. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:15:54
    - ...by the MacDonald brothers in kilts... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:16:54
Brandon (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:55:06
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 16:03:25
- Flowers (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:01:06
  - on your grave (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:01:41
    - pansies (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:02:34
- Its f*ckbuddies isnt it? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:56:53
thank you king's lynn (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Dec 19, 15:48:17
Good Lord! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 19, 15:45:50
- Catholic girls (General Chat) - The Suffolkator, Dec 19, 16:17:04
- Biology practical innit. Claydon girls did it all the time. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:58:49
- she will burn in hell! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 19, 15:48:28
Foodstuffs named after medical conditions (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:42:43
- Asparagus hearts attack (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:06:11
- flan (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 16:00:25
- bloody mary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:52:25
  - use a tampon then. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 16:07:21
    - good for nosebleeds - soak them in cold water first (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:07:55
      - You must have nostrils like Leona !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 16:21:47
      - How does soaking your mary in water help with a nosebleed? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:11:12
        
        Heavens above (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:45:39
        
        your nose dipstick (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:16:45
        
        ....resisting obvious "dipstick" gag...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 16:22:16
        
        damn (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 16:25:49
        
        you wish (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:29:58
        
        oh dear (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:12:06
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:57:09
- kumquats (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:44:46
  - bitter (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:45:37
- you are bored! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:43:38
  - terminally (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:44:44
    - ease the pain... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:45:31
      - hic (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:57:16
- Cock-a-leaky soup (named after incontinence) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:42:58
Yeah right, lickely story. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 19, 15:33:36
- Aren't you a TWTD regular? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:35:38
  - "Proud of you Dad. My future's bright!" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:39:07
  - Haven't you just answered your own question then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:36:11
BORED AS FUCK (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:25:03
- JOKE TIME, OH YES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOF!!! (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:29:05
  - Lucky bugger, do you think if he had won the raffle he would have auctioned the prize off (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 15:35:55
  - Doesn't make sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:31:29
    - Neither do you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:32:55
      - So I have been told (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:34:46
  - You on here AGAIN? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:30:18
    - When are you going to fuck off? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:33:13
      - Christ mate (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:34:25
        
        Returnoftheblue takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:39:39
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:40:40
Please can we get this guy married.. (General Chat) - Steely, Dec 19, 15:11:59
- Is the word "stool", then? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:24:29
I know the 2nd Suspects name (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 15:08:02
- Shhhhhhhhhh (n/m) (General Chat) - The Suffolkator, Dec 19, 16:13:27
- Is it Mrs Plumb? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 19, 16:02:56
- Graham? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Dec 19, 15:11:19
- Mr Hackett (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:09:26
- so do I (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:09:20
  - Not Brian Cant out of play away? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:11:06
- Brian Rix? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:08:30
Have you got the code? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:57:19
- I have a soft centre but people always thinks its hard and squish me (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:11:36
- Yes, ad these tudes art fuckid udblockid by doze either (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:58:34
- are you at home? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:58:01
  - nope (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:04:22
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:57:51
Anyone fancy some cock stuffing? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 14:38:58
- sprouts and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:43:37
  - keep the sprouts (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:49:32
  - ... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:46:24
- Depends... how far is the Cock Inn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 14:40:42
  - 3 foot 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 14:48:15
    - eyes of blue (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:48:37
      - SCC's midget is after you (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:56:30
        
        vertically challenged to you sir (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:58:23
        
        But that doesn't rhyme or scan (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:59:01
        
        was that the plan? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:01:48
        
        marmite in a flan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:04:01
        
        all hot in my pan (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:05:17
  - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Dec 19, 14:43:39
Who hates it when a non smoker chucks receipts and stuff in ash trays? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:12:40
- Who hates it when a smoker smokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:46:13
  - don't mind. I'm the one that puts everything in the ashtray though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:55:38
- yup, crisp packets too (General Chat) - megson, Dec 19, 16:18:38
  - Won't have to worry next year when smoking is banned (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 16:30:39
- I rip up beermats and put them in the ashtray. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 14:42:17
- up the King's we use ash trays as our bank. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 14:40:06
  - sorry, for when we are playing cards & it is our money holder. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 14:41:14
- When I smoked I had a real ANGRY thing about (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:26:57
- Really they should pour petrol in. Might encourage you to quit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:20:33
  - bit like yesterday, maybe should be shot in the face or run over (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:22:45
    - or just rub some spume on their calf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:23:31
- chewing gum is much worse (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:14:15
  - and ice (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:14:29
- when i was a smoker, yes... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:14:15
Roy Wood out of Wizzard wasn't in the Nelon on Sunday night when I went in for the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:04:56
- Would have been 6th if you hadn't got the Judy Garland question right... (General Chat) - Tron, Dec 19, 14:18:05
  - Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:19:45
    - When's the Kings quiz? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Dec 19, 14:43:28
      - Wednesday 27th December - last Wednesday of every month. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:07:33
        
        are you going? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 15:08:44
        
        I probably will, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:11:31
      - Half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 14:44:49
        
        four (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:48:22
- im good at pub quizzes (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:12:42
- Bloody run of stabbings. They always end just one victim too soon don't they. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:07:20
- What did you do with them? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:05:45
  - they are at home on the table, I've had one (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:11:14
    - pork do ya? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:13:25
      - Pork in cider (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:14:13
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:14:47
    - Hard centres are the ones with the teeth marks in them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:13:15
      - soft centres are always squished! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:13:58
- ^Nelson (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:05:15
  - pk (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:08:43
    - nutjob. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:09:31
      - nonce (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:10:34
        
        ntwice, nthree times a nlady (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:11:16
      - Dark and low. Dark and very low. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:09:52
        
        Fromage de Tete (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 14:13:14
prime suspect is from thorpe st andrew then.. (n/m) (NCFC) - fairweather, Dec 19, 14:03:00
- Helen Mirren? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 14:03:31
  - Isn't she busy having three globes put on or something? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:07:49
Righty, I'm off now...laters all...taraaaaaaaaaa (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 13:55:33
- Have a mood-neutral nonseasonspecific interdenominational time (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:58:05
D*ck in a Box (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:49:59
- That is rather good (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:56:59
  - apparently so! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:58:05
- Brilliant pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 13:53:09
I just broke my fucking paw thanks to one of you cunts (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 19, 13:44:17
- That'll teach you to wear your Churches' indoors. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:49:41
606 (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Dec 19, 13:44:16
Boxing day tradition ruined (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 19, 13:35:56
- Try adopting a female approach to the sit-you (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:53:03
  - you've done this before haven't you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 19, 14:11:33
    - Married 11 years... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:57:51
      - nearly christmas though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 15:04:55
- divorce her! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:41:01
- Same option for me (NCFC) - Chops, Dec 19, 13:40:41
- You're a wrather (NCFC) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 13:37:07
  - Yawn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:34:29
    - Oh dear (NCFC) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 22:09:09
  - Sneery sneery sneer sneer (n/m) (NCFC) - The King of Sneeria, Dec 19, 13:48:55
    - is that near Narnia? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:50:20
      - Google it lazy F*ck (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:57:21
        
        have done (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:07:05
        
        rubble tastic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 14:17:48
        
        But is Nina Nannar near Narnia? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:58:29
- easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,ea (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:36:56
- There's no dilemma there at all, as far as I can see. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:36:26
Being new to computers & messageboards, I have been lurking on here for a few days & just (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:31:03
- I think we should play (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 19, 13:33:35
  - I don't suppose it would make a whole lot of difference. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:35:12
- don't use gloss, it's a bastard to get off, matt is easy just stick the tree (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:32:03
  - Fankoo for the tip. I may artex it (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:32:48
    - needle design is good (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:34:31
- We do that at half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:32:01
Right I'm off to decorate the tree... Just need to get some wallpaper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:30:47
- don't use gloss, it's a bastard to get off, matt is easy just stick the tree (NCFC) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:33:13
FAO: pANTS (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:27:21
Parking on Boxing day... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:21:53
- Try here... (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:28:18
  - cheers... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:36:39
    - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:42:40
Leeds fined ?2000 (should have been deducted 10 points) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:20:16
- WillNewcastle pay half? (n/m) (Other Football) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:20:59
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:24:24
  - Will space Newcastle (n/m) (Other Football) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:21:11
    - no (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:24:32
      - They'll go to Elland back (n/m) (Other Football) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:25:11
    - Or Will Self... I don't know! (n/m) (Other Football) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:21:21
      - no (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:24:45
        
        mad (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 19, 14:56:04
The 8.30 bus to Bristol and its a number 9! (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:13:49
- can you pay half fees and will it fit 8000? They are the burning questions... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 13:16:48
  - As its christmas.... yes a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:18:03
Anyone been to India? Just wondering (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 13:12:06
- several times and...yes as long as you have roaming (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 13:31:07
- try asking Clive, he'll know (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:14:39
  - FAO: Clive. Have you been to India? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:15:36
    - No I fucking haven't! Piss yew orf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Clive, Dec 19, 13:17:37
      - Ok. Apparently Clive Dunn (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:18:45
        
        What has Clive Dunn (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:16:37
- You get two sticks to light a fire with. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:13:32
  - and some ink and rubber (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:15:00
- I am due to go for my 6th time in 5 weeks' time - it is my favouritest place ever and my (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:13:24
  - oh good, just wondering as the text to my gf is 'pending' (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 13:14:35
The 'humour' on here just cracks me up (NCFC) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 13:09:44
- Cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 19, 13:58:57
  - potd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 14:03:59
- Get back to work. Those burgers aren't going to flip themselves. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 13:25:26
- Thanks for that. When are you going to fuck off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 13:19:02
  - LOL! well said (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:20:30
- so that's why you can't keep away from the place... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:12:41
- "Proud of you Dad. My future's bright!" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:11:54
Apparently Russell Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:02:08
- Had the misfortune to come across his TV programme a few weeks ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 13:22:08
  - well he is a Wet Sham fan after all!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:23:45
- Shags a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:19:43
  - bit of a weirdo too (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 13:20:55
    - Obvioulsy got off with the wrong sort of tramp! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:22:29
- And Peter Grant (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 13:03:44
  - And Dixie Peach (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:04:16
    - Have you known Janice Long? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:04:39
      - Simon Mayo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:06:00
        
        Hell-man! Why do you bring him up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:06:39
        
        Tartar for now (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:07:12
        
        ketchup with you later... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:08:04
        
        You'll get a dressing down! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:09:06
        
        I hope you two are HP with yourselves. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 13:08:29
- And Elizabeth Shue! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:02:18
Joseph Barbera has just died... apparently he wasn't very animated on his death bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:49:30
- He used to Tex Avery who was a very cagey chap (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:01:10
- Killed by a great big anvil falling on his head, apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 12:55:14
- died last night dint he (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:51:52
  - I went to his last birthday party... it was a scrappy doo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:52:38
    - he failed to make the bedrock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:02:30
      - Boo-Boo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:03:25
      - but they played lots of Looney Toons... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:03:18
    - Someone tell praggers he's been replaced on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:54:06
      - Long live the Swedish Plates (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 13:00:03
      - FAO: Praggers (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:55:05
        
        RALF! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:56:16
        
        Malph (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:02:00
- As long as it wasn't a long, drawn out affair (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:49:47
  - Details are a bit sketchy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:51:01
    - That's all Folks (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:52:44
    - so long as his memory is not erased (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:52:35
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a Banger Stop hot dog outside Next (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:48:53
- answer number b i reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:08:56
- I would probably... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 12:59:18
  - *sigh - flounce Bruges Melanie, Edward and Sarah - charlie and shampoo* (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:00:47
- Scratch his name in the sand (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:53:06
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:54:17
- It's actually Top Dog outside Next, Banger Stop is near HMV. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:53:00
  - Banger Stop rocks (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:56:35
    - I've sampled both Top Dog and Banger Stop hotdogs... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:59:02
    - Banger stop cock! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:57:02
  - It's where you 'did it' NOT 'bought it' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:55:34
- Run to River Island with a hoooge scream on! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:50:26
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:55:47
- I will not admit to knowing where River Island is. So I have to scratch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:50:15
  - Just down from the Jarrolds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:57:52
    - Thaas mooved now oy fink. Thaas in chapelfield int ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:58:48
      - ut is boi, at's roight (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:59:12
        
        Keep a troshin! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 12:59:57
    - Did you do a Castle tour with a load of Nips? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:58:48
      - Yep. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:09:10
        
        rolf - Jenners - Edinboro's answer to Jarrolds - we laughed a bit at it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:11:16
        
        I thought Edinburgh was top-notch. Loved it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:12:34
        
        ooo will be thar soon laddie! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 13:13:37
        
        And I drank "heavy". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:10:46
    - wrong. That's Pilch now.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:58:43
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 12:56:00
Sunshine Underground (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 19, 12:32:25
- Just listening to The Smiths first album - stonewall classic (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 12:46:46
- Ghosts are my new tip C21, just signed (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:41:23
  - yawntastic (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:00:16
    - stalker (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:21:11
      - did you check out "the Grates"? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:31:03
  - Keyboard player looks a bit of a scamp (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:42:54
    - Just seen, Musical Chairs is single of the week on itunes, song is free to download too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:53:27
- or The Shins? Sleeping Lessons is a top tune imo (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:39:50
- Saw em earlier on this year, pretty good (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:39:03
  - i like Ordinary Boys (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 19, 12:43:40
    - so does Duck and Chips ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 12:47:15
    - Borders is probably my favourite track. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:45:24
      - ..and shop - you go in there and ponce about with books (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:02:53
        
        Don't ask their staff questions... they too young to know (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 13:05:55
    - *ignores obvious tap in* (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:45:18
      - So does Peter Thorne (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:56:37
- How do they manage that - a system of mirrors or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:35:22
- oh! (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 19, 12:35:15
  - yeah album has not been around long at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:35:45
    - Early September wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:37:16
      - think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:39:45
- Sure have! Was doing a Brandy and bigging them up around January this year... (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:34:08
  - You Raised the Alarm, so to speak. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:36:46
    - nicely done (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:37:17
Putting up deckchairs in a hurricane (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:29:08
Can only be a matter of time (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:26:12
- Seems perfectly feasible (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:31:19
Sky are absolutely obssessed with the goings on in scumland (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:16:29
- nothing else to report on (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 19, 12:31:49
  - Yup, the invasions of Iraq & Afghanistan and appalling death toll are todays chip wrappers (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 12:35:11
    - they need something for the masses (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 19, 12:45:26
    - They've been invaded again? Bloody hell, North Koreans I'm guessing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:37:29
    - A-V - Not like you Berlin..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:36:32
      - Wouldn't fit ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 12:44:40
        
        :'( you see that? That's a little apostrophe crying... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:49:15
- You'd think a mass murderer was on the loose (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:19:01
  - Not any more (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 19, 12:21:23
  - People get moydered almost every day (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:20:46
    - But that sell papus duntit (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:21:19
      - so it doo (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:25:22
        
        Frustrated serial killers who are enjoying the vicarious (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 19, 12:26:19
        
        Blimey, check you out with the fancy vocabulary. I had to look that effer up. (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:36:09
        
        Duffer. Vicarious (adj) A bit like a vicar (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 12:38:41
        
        Malady (adj): A bit like a duck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:47:32
        
        Camponology (Noun): Study of Tents (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Dec 19, 12:51:26
        
        So Parker out of Thunderbirds had a duck obsession? I never knew that (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:49:18
        
        I think Santa Claus could be involved (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:27:27
  - Mass murderer *of* the loose (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:20:01
    - It's wrong (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 12:36:31
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 12:19:54
- they can afford it (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:17:59
Errrrrrr (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:06:09
- "Sex with them is said to be 'like putting up deckchairs in a hurricane'" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:14:20
  - ^^^ This (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:21:13
- What...the.....fuck......... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:14:15
- he's asking for trouble (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:07:30
CorelDraw or Freehand (General Chat) - wick raghorn, Dec 19, 12:02:49
- Adobe Illustrator (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 19, 12:06:45
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 12:03:24
  - ? (General Chat) - wick raghorn, Dec 19, 12:19:36
    - ₧ (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:20:25
Monty Panesar's Agent seems to be getting 24/7 exposure in the google ads oop thar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 11:49:17
- .. (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:05:50
McDonalds Mcdonalds (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 11:37:09
- shake (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:01:03
  - rattle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:02:26
    - and roll (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 12:02:54
      - up (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:06:12
        
        and die. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:06:26
        
        another day (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:09:15
        
        city where (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:10:24
        
        in paradise (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:10:01
        
        city where (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:10:36
        
        ruined it (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:11:08
        
        Sorry. (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:12:04
        
        apology accepted (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:14:40
        
        ................ (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:11:53
        
        I haven't (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:14:25
        
        Hammond? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:16:31
        
        Hammond Hammond (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:18:16
        
        Hammond Hammond and thrice Hammond (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 19, 12:22:43
        
        im still waiting (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:16:03
        
        Only with mellow re you thin enough to slide through (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:38:19
        
        I'm just a fool (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:16:59
        
        we know (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:18:29
        
        the sun dont shine (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:10:57
        
        anymore. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:11:31
        
        I don't recognise this place (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:12:41
- That's lunch then; what are you having for tea? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 11:45:09
- Nando's, Nando's (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 11:37:47
Gosh, how wonderful those chaps are in Ipswich. And what a fabulous footy team! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:26:20
- why would you be on that forum? (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 19, 11:37:15
  - Closet something (n/m) (NCFC) - Chops, Dec 19, 11:54:48
  - No, interested in their theories on the murders (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:41:31
- who's been banned? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 11:27:32
  - me. Sorting it out with the admin though. They had (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:29:51
    - what an action packed day you are having!! (n/m) (NCFC) - beckford, Dec 19, 11:42:25
      - made a cup of tea as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:43:09
    - eff me, if ben did that here the message board would be blank (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 11:37:31
foggy innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 10:55:28
- innit (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 11:04:35
  - Bright and sunny in Beccles (as always!!) (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Dec 19, 11:08:00
    - 16 C here, quite sunny though (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 11:17:50
    - busy capecodcarman (General Chat) - black dog, Dec 19, 11:15:59
cunt-house kid (NCFC) - tofik bakhramov, Dec 19, 10:40:28
- The kid must be embarrassed about that - could his parents not have realised? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:49:16
  - on form today pa (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 10:55:14
I have been purchased by the Grauniad (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 10:33:07
- Cingrotulations - enyoj teh re-barnd to "Agas"... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:55:38
...and anyone else find this a little bit....oooh... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:31:24
- so let me get this right, she is banging this clown? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 11:36:58
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:41:49
- Surely he's going to go for the double (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 10:46:32
  - You'd have to have a go wouldn't you ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 11:00:36
    - According to rumour and innuendo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 11:49:07
- I would... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 10:38:52
  - Cheeky, cheeky............... (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Dec 19, 11:06:23
    - nice teeth too... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 12:10:33
      - ^^^^ Should be here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:21:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 12:22:50
Why do famous people always deny the bleeding obvious? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:24:55
- Quote (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 19, 10:42:54
  - agreed (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 11:38:42
- Just another chance to bash the bishop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 10:31:06
- I think it's a classic. I've heard less transparent excuses from students (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 10:30:12
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 19, 10:21:07
- Reads like "it was his fault but don't blame him" to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:26:18
- Agreed, shut tfu Doherty (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 10:23:51
New funnies on Forces2Canaries (General Chat) - For2Can, Dec 19, 10:17:16
- Where ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 10:22:57
  - On the ones with (New) next to them (n/m) (General Chat) - For2Can, Dec 19, 10:24:33
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 10:24:02
Can't help thinking DoY is playing this all wrong (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:13:23
Right, Im off for Christmas now.... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 19, 10:05:40
- HC Conks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 10:24:11
- have a goodun! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 10:16:46
- Fuck off you jobless c**t (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 10:08:58
  - bender (n/m) (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Dec 19, 12:08:37
  - Seconded. Cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 19, 10:10:17
- Happy Wintertide Interdenominational Festivities (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:08:26
- Merry Christmas (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 10:06:51
Saw a player in Waitrose last nite (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Dec 19, 09:54:11
- Both (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 10:19:27
- Buying booze, fags and a huge tub of lard? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:09:20
- Wish I was you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 19, 10:00:46
- I saw the scouse student bloke out of Hollyoaks in Selfridges yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:59:01
- STOP PRESS "Aircraft in mid air collision with flying pig" (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 09:56:03
  - Was it a Boar-ing 747? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 09:57:42
    - yes, from "Sow-West airlines" (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 10:01:07
      - They advertise on Sty News! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 10:03:32
        
        I think you're telling porkies (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 10:09:07
        
        I'm barely scratching the surface (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 10:14:37
sad.com (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 09:41:06
- It actually exists (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:49:52
  - I work with someone who has a ridiculously bright light on her desk! I thought she was (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 09:55:49
- goonthepull.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:42:12
  - faceparty.com (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 09:45:02
    - facials.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:46:52
      - shavenhaven.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:10:49
I see the Norwich murderers were caught on their way to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:36:19
Andy Johnson says he'll sue Jose Mourinho for calling him a cheat (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Dec 19, 09:30:11
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 11:12:11
- Excellent - can't wait for the jury to be shown (Other Football) - duke of york, Dec 19, 09:35:43
  - Seen this ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:39:18
- How funny is that? (n/m) (Other Football) - Nigel Gurgingon, Dec 19, 09:32:51
  - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:09:30
abusivecunt and conker HAHAHAHAHA (General Chat) - LAMPARD8, Dec 19, 09:09:28
- Funny - the schools round here don't break up till tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 10:09:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 10:11:50
- What have you asked Santa for this year? (General Chat) - conker, Dec 19, 09:54:48
- eff off (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 09:18:54
- go away (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 09:10:14
  - laughing at you boy just laughing at you! (n/m) (General Chat) - LAMPARD8, Dec 19, 09:12:23
I see Dukey's got in the national rags (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:08:24
- They're not my quotes! (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Dec 19, 09:38:48
  - Tight trousers LOL. Must be him then. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 09:39:35
    - As it happens, he did wear tight trousers (Other Football) - duke of york, Dec 19, 09:42:32
- Is that right then Tom? (n/m) (Other Football) - LAMPARD8, Dec 19, 09:11:32
  - Are you Oscar Wilde? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 09:27:40
Just like to say for the record that Abusive Cunt is not me. (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 19, 08:43:25
- And im fishy pie (General Chat) - Fishy Pie, Dec 19, 08:48:04
2nd SUSPECT ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTE MURDERS (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 08:26:20
- Ha...confirmed on BBC news... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 08:30:43
  - Maybe stephens was genuinely worried they'd nail him for something he didn't do (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 10:31:22
  - keep to the day job steve! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 19, 08:33:50
    - Nowhere near as interesting innit. I reckon it was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 08:34:47
worthy is tipped for the hull job (Other Football) - lurd, Dec 19, 07:49:38
- Would that mean we'd get some of the 600k payoff back? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 08:28:54
  - I doubt it! (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 19, 08:33:32
The guy who was stabbed in HMV earlier today... (General Chat) - Orlando, Dec 19, 00:04:31
- there seem to be a lot of nutters about at the moment (General Chat) - Super Yellows, Dec 19, 00:39:25
- Hmm, WW2 it appears... (n/m) (General Chat) - Orlando, Dec 19, 00:05:44