JOKE TIME, OH YES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOF!!!
A bloke goe's to the Doc's to have an examination The Doc tells him
"I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you, you have a strain of Aids called HIV 556".
"What does that mean?" says the bloke.
"It means you'll be dead in 3 days" says the Doc
So he goes home and tells his mum " I've got HIV 556 I'll be dead in 3 days".
She says " Well, come down the bingo hall with me tonight.
"THE BINGO HALL !!! THE BINGO HALL I'll be dead in 3 days whats the point?"
"Just come down anyway she says".
So he goes to the bingo. Wins everything, 4 corners, any line, full house. Up comes the National Grid, he won ?87k.
The bingo caller says " Son I've never seen someone be so lucky in my life!"
"LUCKY !" he said "LUCKY. What do you mean lucky I've got HIV 556".
"FUCK ME !! You've won the bloody raffle aswell!!"
Posted By: pants on December 19th 2006 at 15:29:05
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- BORED AS FUCK (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 15:25:03
- JOKE TIME, OH YES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOF!!! (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:29:05
- Lucky bugger, do you think if he had won the raffle he would have auctioned the prize off (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 15:35:55
- Doesn't make sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:31:29
- Neither do you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:32:55
- So I have been told (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:34:46
- Neither do you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:32:55
- You on here AGAIN? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:30:18
- When are you going to fuck off? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:33:13
- Christ mate (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:34:25
- Returnoftheblue takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:39:39
- Christ mate (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 19, 15:34:25
- When are you going to fuck off? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:33:13
- JOKE TIME, OH YES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOF!!! (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:29:05
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