Try adopting a female approach to the sit-you

Say "no, it's OK, I'll stay at home and help you entertain your parents", with a sniff and a slightly teary half-glance away (you'll need some cut onion) roughly, ooh, every five minutes. Then sit around alternately looking glum, morose and forlorn, with a copy of anything at all club related in your hand which you glance at from time to time and then sigh (don't read it avidly).

If she hasn't *insisted* you go to the game by then, stand up and scream "no, look, I'm not f**king irritable, it doesn't matter, we'll probably lose anyway, I don't want to make an issue out of it". That should do the trick.

Of course, the chances are that you'll be bored in either location anyway (and doubtless pissed in either as well ;-).

Posted By: Partial Angler on December 19th 2006 at 13:53:03

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Boxing day tradition ruined (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 19, 13:35:56
- Try adopting a female approach to the sit-you (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:53:03
  - you've done this before haven't you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 19, 14:11:33
    - Married 11 years... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 14:57:51
      - nearly christmas though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 15:04:55
- divorce her! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:41:01
- Same option for me (NCFC) - Chops, Dec 19, 13:40:41
- You're a wrather (NCFC) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 13:37:07
  - Yawn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:34:29
    - Oh dear (NCFC) - Gerald C Creosote, Dec 19, 22:09:09
  - Sneery sneery sneer sneer (n/m) (NCFC) - The King of Sneeria, Dec 19, 13:48:55
    - is that near Narnia? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 13:50:20
      - Google it lazy F*ck (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Dec 19, 13:57:21
        
        have done (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:07:05
        
        rubble tastic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 14:17:48
        
        But is Nina Nannar near Narnia? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 19, 13:58:29
- easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,easy, easy,ea (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 19, 13:36:56
- There's no dilemma there at all, as far as I can see. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 13:36:26

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